#leo's showerthoughts

[dat-angry-badger]

"you weren't born in the wrong body, you were born in your body and it's up to you to do what you want it it uwu"

Literally shut up. I was DEFINITELY born in the wrong body. Sick of the ultra positivity movement everywhere. I'm allowed to feel shitty and wrong and disgusting in my trans body. Kuddos to you if you don't experience dysphoria or very little of it, and that this whole thing feels like a nice character customization to you, but this is NOT a universal experience. I'll be at war with my body until the day I die and many trans people feel the same way. It's okay to feel bad. Not everything has to be a joyful positive experience.

[themixedtape9-blog]

I think Titanic should have had a sequel. Rose got pregnant during her parking lot romp. She gets to America. She has to start over alone, pregnant with trauma. Then with a baby.

[alt-360]

Ok honestly, this will be Leo and Donnie respectively. I head canon that Leo’s insomnia will be a bitch so he goes to Donnie’s room (he’s awake working some proyect) to bother him with his 2am thoughts.

Please someone make an animatic of this, I’ll be fun

[dangraccoon]

The Seven as Shower thoughts

Percy: Drowning is quite literally breath taking

Annabeth: The work "Only" can be added anywhere to the sentence "She said she loved him" and make another grammatically correct sentence.

Frank: Everyone talks about missing 100% of the shots you don't take. No one talks about saving 100% of the ammo you don't use.

Hazel: The age you die at becomes your personal high score.

Leo: Doing something alone is kind of sad but doing it solo is cool af.

Jason: James Bond probably had to attend special training for fighting while wearing a suit and tie.

Piper: Signaling truck drivers to pull their horns was the first time most of us felt like we could make a difference in this world.

[demisucks]

The most frustrating part about the cancellation of HUMANS is that we’ll never get to see Leo Elster realize he is already a GOOD father. We saw it in the way he stepped up and offered to take Sophie to school, helped build a trampoline, and especially in the way he sacrificed himself for Sams safety. Just like Karen did, proving herself as a mother.

It broke my heart to hear him say he wouldnt be a good father. We will never get to see him share these fears with Max and for Max to tell Leo all the ways that he already is.

They built up the Leotilda baby so much and now its never gonna happen, and now i need fix it fics or im gonna DIE

[barralrider]

Eventually there will be more pictures of the dead on the Internet than of the living

Eventually there will be more pictures of the dead on the Internet than of the living (self.Showerthoughts) submitted by its-leo to /r/Showerthoughts 13 comments original

[drippysugar]

And I

All I’ve been doing is reading r/showerthoughts tumblr pages and only thinking of Leo I’m not even a knightsp (or so I tell myself) but what the hell why do all of these sound like something that would resonate with him so well

[winrepl0l1l0]

A Redditor discovers a way of travelling through time.

He steps into his time machine and sets it to 20 years in the future.

whirr

Chkity

BAaayymM

...

He wakes up naked in the middle of a park. "Oh shit" he mutters, "has it worked?”

A drone flies past him reeling off the latest headlines from the local news.

"I’m here, this is the future!" He thinks as he notices the date displayed on the news drone. "I'd better find myself some clothes."

He dashes into a nearby alleyway, cupping his tackle as he runs and finds a dumpster. He opens a garbage bag inside the dumpster, which contains some very gnarly looking meat, a pair of knickers and hundreds of stinking maggots. “Eww, this reminds me of something i read…”, he thinks, and he throws it to the side. He finds a bag of old clothes lying near the bottom. "Perfect", he says, "I’m only here for a little while, who cares if I smell like trash", and he gets dressed.

"I’d better log onto reddit and find out more about this world", he thinks, so, stinking of crap, the redditor makes his way to the nearest Internet cafe.

"How do I get online?", he asks the waitress.

Repelled by the stink and resisting the urge to cover her nose, she hands him a headset and points to one of the reclining chairs. "Put this on and you're in", she said, "you can pay after with karma credits if you like".

He looks at her blankly...

"New here aren't you?" she says, "Any popular website where you can earn karma can be used as currency."

"Awesome", thinks the redditor, having recently earned gold on a few posts and plenty of karma, "I hope my reddit account is still there..."

He sits back in one of the chairs and puts the headset on.

He closes his eyes and says, "Umm… Reddit". He opens his eyes and he’s no longer sitting in an internet cafe chair, but is surrounded by people in the biggest bar he’s ever stepped foot in.

"Welcome to Reddit”, says a voice behind him. He turns around and recognises the man.

"You're... y.. you're Samuel L Jackson!" says the redditor.

"Correctamundo", replies Samuel, "and you are... a badass mother fucker I see, I like that! I can see you haven't logged on for 20 years Mr BAMF! Well, I guess I'd better show you the changes around here."

“To start with, if you want to upvote something you have to use your own karma. You can either gain this by getting upvotes yourself or buy it at our karma store. Seems you have enough karma already though Mr bamf.”

Samuel leads the redditor to the door and they step through. On the other side is an entire virtual world, incredible, vast and almost realistic enough to pass for real life.

"Now, we can either travel by horse, which, to be honest, is just goddamn slow, or we can fast travel to the different subreddits."

Knowing what little time he had before he was zapped back to his own timeline, the redditor opted for fast travel.

"To r/news", the redditor requested.

zzziiinggg in an instant they were stretched sideways and pinged into a completely different area of the virtual world.

They were surrounded by tall buildings on all sides with headlines billboarded across each one. Before he could open his mouth to speak, they were approached by, Barack Obama. "Welcome to r/news", Obama began, "I am in charge of this subreddit, let me know if I can help."

"What the actual fuck", the redditor turned to Samuel and asked, "what’s Obama doing heading up r/news, and why are you, of all people, Samuel L fucking Jackson, my Reddit guide?"

"Well, Mr bamf, years ago the Internet became a very volatile place. For any major website to survive, they had to have celebrity endorsements. The best way to do that was to employ them. Reddit took it a step further and made sure each subreddit was owned by one celebrity."

"Wow", the redditor replied, "who endorsed Imgur?"

"Beyonce", replied Samuel, "she thought if she had control she could finally remove all those hilarious pictures of herself."

"Did it work?"

"No", said Samuel, "people started hosting their Beyonce images on Tumblr instead"

"Who endorsed Tumblr?"

"Jay-Z"

"I won't ask…” The Redditor said, “And you? Your the guide to this whole place?”

“I needed the money dude”, replied Samuel, “after my 350th movie, I’d finally had enough of acting.”

“Fair enough… Let's explore more of Reddit. I want to see what's happened to all of the subs. Lead the way Samuel, I want to visit r/gifs" says the Redditor.

They select r/gifs from the fast travel menu and....

zzziiingggJust like that... they’re there. Around them are hundreds of low level tables with people chilling back in La-Z-Boys. In the centre of each table, a 3D holographic gif is looping.

Just then another celebrity approaches him… It’s Steve Harvey!

He claps his hands together and says, “Welcome to r/gifs.”

"Ha, this is awesome", the Redditor says, as he watches through the top holographic gifs of all time.

“I’d love to stick around and watch holographic gifs all day, but I’ve got to see as many subs as possible. See ya later Steve!”

The Redditor and Samuel L Jackson spend the rest of the day travelling from sub to sub.

r/showerthoughts was on a huge cloud in the sky, hosted by Neil deGrasse Tyson. To submit a shower thought, you literally had to stand in the shower, think about it and it would be posted.

r/movies was a huge movie theatre, hosted by Steven Spielberg. There were over 1000 screens, all playing the current most upvoted movies.

r/gaming, hosted by Mila Kunis, was like entering World of Warcraft, create your avatar and roam around the subreddit as a fantasy character, selecting games to play or discuss.

r/fitness was hosted by Arnold Schwarzenegger, If you were lucky you could get some one on one training with the big man himself.

r/creepy was like a true horror movie set, everywhere you went there was a scare waiting for you. When you posted here, it was added virtually to a random place, ready to freak the crap out of someone. Stephen King had the job of looking after this place.

r/RedditsMuseumOfFilth was right next to r/creepy, but they quickly skipped past it when he noticed who was hosting it. The kid with broken arms and his mother must have become celebrity figures after being mentioned in every Reddit post for 20 years solid. And let’s be honest, no one needs to see a cumbox, cum boxers or the cumwall in virtual reality.

They even found time to visit some of the more N.S.F.W. subreddits. As you could imagine, they were incredible. Our Redditor didn’t want to stay there too long, not with Samuel as his wingman anyway.

After a few hours, it wasn’t long until our redditor was due to be pinged home. They head for the bar where they began so he can log off.

“Hmmm, I feel like I’ve missed something…” he says to Samuel.

“WAIT! What about r/jokes, who’s in charge there?”

“Leonardo DiCaprio”, Samuel replies.

“But, he isn't particularly funny...” responds the Redditor

“No, not really Mr bamf...” says Samuel, “but he seemed to be the best fit. Leo was the most dedicated of all celebrities.”

“Dedicated to jokes?” He asks.

“No”, said samuel, “To Recycling”.

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[dat-angry-badger]

Do you just really like MBTI and astrology or do you have no sense of self because of trauma so you want to be told how to be

[dat-angry-badger]

Having to pay almost a thousand dollars for old cis dudes to decide if I'm trans enough to get surgery is really mentally straining ngl

[dat-angry-badger]

Imagine if we put people who want plastic surgeries through the same process trans people go through to even have the right to healthcare.

You want bigger boobs or a smaller nose? Careful, you might regret it D: people won't ever see you the same!

You want elf-like pointy ears? Live as an elf for at least a year before we can do the procedure and come back with two signed letter saying you are ready to have pointy ears.

You want straight teeth? Did you know that braces are extremely painful? I personnaly wouldn't put anyone through that! I mean, nobody hardly ever see your teeth, you should be fine!

[dat-angry-badger]

Another rambling post feel free to ignore

I keep saying to everyone that I need to care for an animal to feel complete and while I know it's true, I'm not a hundred percent sure I want another animal for myself. I have a dog who lives with my mom that I grew up with and educated myself. We had a bond that I thought would be unbreakable because dogs are loyal creatures right? But since I've moved out, he couldn't care less about me. His new "parent" is my mom who claims it's her baby and that SHE has a special bond with him even though she knows how much it hurts me. Dogs are not that loyal. They love the most the person who feeds them. I'm not sure I want another dog.

I also have a cat. That I got during COVID because my mental health was dangerously low and I thought it could help. It did. I love him with all my heart. But my ex kept him even though he didn't want anymore cats, and I don't have any possibility of ever having him with me again. It was MY baby. Last time I went to see him, he growled at me. I don't want another cat, but I couldn't anyways.

I'm tired of getting hurt. Maybe I should just get a stupid house plant.

[dat-angry-badger]

Call me a bad person if you will, maybe I am.

I was the kind of person to just "wish something interesting would happen" before the pandemic. I always was a dreamy kid hyperfixating on movies, books and apocalyptic themes, trying to imagine what I would do in all of these fictional universes. Now that the storm's over and that everyone has gone back to their normal lives, the thought came back with the mundanity. All things considered and with the state of the world, it is a pretty horrible thing to say. An ugly symptom of my privilege. But past that fact, I'm convinced it's also a symptom of how deeply rotten our current society is. Wishing for the apocalypse is, in fact, wishing for purpose. Wishing to live what every other animal does on its own: working towards surival, doing meaningful tasks, just living. Being a school dropout, I've been hopping to one minimum wage job to the other, and I've never felt more dead. Sucking on corporate dicks who'll barely give me enough money to eat while they fuck in their million dollars yacht would give anyone the urge to unalive.

We, as human beings, need purpose more than anything. Some people find it in religion, but I think it's more basic than that. We need to be allowed to live as humans and not as machines.

We won't change the world tomorrow and I highly doubt it will ever change to be honest, but while I wait for doomsday to fall on our heads, I'm looking at schools online. I could become a social worker, maybe. Do something meaningful and help other people.

[dat-angry-badger]

It was time for the seasonal change of blog aesthetic

Winter isnt quite over yet but the old color theme felt cold, bland and a little bit depressing. I'm in a weird mood these last few weeks, trying to make sense of my bruised brain, so here's to an ominous vibe instead and warmer colors in hope of warmer days. I've been watching a lot of horror movies with the boyfriend too, and working on my own creepy novel, I felt inspired.

Smells like there's a storm coming.

[dat-angry-badger]

I'm currently doing online classes about cat behavior so ignore the random thought if you want but -

I've seen SO many people online and irl hating on cats like it's a quirky personality trait and I just don't understand. Listen like, you're allowed to have preferences for different pets, you're allowed to dislike them! But I've seen so many violent takes about cats and it's just making me sad. And it's extremely socially acceptable too for some reason? The same takes on other pets would immediately tag you as an asshole, but whatever.

Most of these people hate on them because they don't act like dogs and it's so stupid to me. Dogs literally have thousands of years of being genetically engineered to be likeable and useful to humans. Of course they're gonna be more social with us. We made them that way. Hating on cats because they act like a different species that what we DESIGNED to be dependent on us is so wild to me.

I was one of those people before owning a cat for the first time because I was just repeating dumb misinformation I've heard from other people. I'm convinced that if more people just took the time to learn and be open-minded, a lot of that hate would disappear.

[dat-angry-badger]

Remembering what it felt like to have nowhere to go for Christmas because my own mom didn't want me in her home always gives an awful aftertaste to that time of the year and I don't think the magic will ever fully come back