#less of a theory

[sunny-knight]

Are you guys insane about them too or is that just me

IDK WHY PEOPLE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT QNA MORE OFTEN LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN “THATS THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD CHANGE”

an extra doodle for fun :3

…plus a yap **JUMPSCARE.MP3**

OK SO LIKE I TOTALLY GET IT, I MAY BE TOTALLY WRONG, BUT ALSO GIVEN WHAT WE HAVE SO FAR??? I FEEL LIKE PAPYRUS IS GONNA BE A KID AND IM GONNA HONESTLY BE PRETTY SURPRISED IF HE’S NOT GIVEN THE DIALOGUE WE HAVE FROM SANS RIGHT NOW

IN THE FIRST CHAPTER! Sans asks you to hang out with his “little brother” which may just be for clarification on Tobys part, but it also comes across as emphasizing the “little” part. Me with my sister personally, saying “older” and “younger” became less and less relevant the older we got, just like how Sans and Papyrus in Undertale dont specify.

He also acknowledges that inviting a kid over to hang with an adult is “weird” before saying “itll just be you and my little brother. Since we’re new here, he needs friends.” looking for them to be friends, another thing thatd be…odd if he was an adult. (IM IGNORING UNDERTALES EXISTENCE FOR THIS BIT BECAUSE UNDERTALES WORLD IN GENERAL IS REALLY WEIRD AND DOESNT APPLY TO SOCIAL NORMS 😭 No one in the lightworld here is trying to beat up a child.)

THEN IN CHAPTER 2 Sans says that leaving his brother alone with a stranger in “his house” would be “irresponsible” like he has responsibility over him the way you would if you were taking care of your much younger sibling. Sure in Undertale he very much cares for him, they take care of each other, but more in an equal level way. Sans isn’t responsible for Papyrus

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"it's not that deep" not yet but I've got a shovel and fan theories and digging makes great exercise!

[thedaddycomplex]

“Everything looks like a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works.”

—Nina Jankowicz, author of How to Lose the Information War: Russia, Fake News, and the Future of Conflict

[thepandalion]

ok no I need to talk about this

the reason ralsei is changing is because of susie

the way he said it, darkners that are based on memories of loved ones can "only appear in specific darkness". meaning, originally, ralsei was kris' memory

and, similarly, gerson was presumably Alvin's?

except. gerson came back. it's the third sanctuary. a different dark world. but he's still here. and why?

because SUSIE remembers him. she wrote alvin the letter from him. she fought him and won and came back to look for him. because now he's in her memories, too.

following that logic, of course ralsei is in her memories too. more prominently, too, each time she returns to an adventure. he strays further from the blurry memories kris has, into something that's both theirs and hers

and, while we're at it, maybe ours, too. we shape him with our choices because we're part of this team too

[3liza]

the number of afab people replying to the pain poll going "yeah I've broken limbs and had 1st degree burns and given birth but nothing tops my menstrual pain" is so fucked up it is unbelievable. and I was right there with everyone else until I stumbled on a low dose progestin regimen that just made me stop menstruating. which I would recommend to everyone except it just doesn't work for everyone. ask your doc about it though, it won't cause permanent side effects or injury to try it out. i take norethindrone 2.5mg 2x/day. this dose has to be different for each patient to work correctly, that's just what I take. there's some research to suggest synthetic progesterone like norethindrone is carcinogenic so I'm going to look into switching. anyway i just got extremely lucky. there is seriously nothing like it. it was the worst pain I ever felt until the urology incident and frankly I think the menstrual pain was already a factor in the outcome of the urology incident

[rainfeather13]

I see your eldritch Elrond head cannons, and I raise you: Elrond stealing the features of people he likes (his first victim; Maglor’s moles)

[liketolaugh-writes]

hey can we talk about how fucking insane it is that the whole 'evil future self' debacle got pinned on danny cheating on a test

can we talk about how danny came away from that genuinely believing that it was cheating on a test that had made him evil, as if it were any more than just. the reason they were all at the nasty burger that day

can we talk about how sam and tucker also seemed to think that and how we, the viewers, also were apparently supposed to believe it

because uhhhh

the whole idea is. ridiculous. and someone needs to gently tell danny so pleaseandthankyou

[marshmellowed]

aros, aces, and allies put DOWN the ship discourse we need to talk about family abolition, single tax, romantic harassment, and relationship anarchy im so serious

[spoopdeedoop]

these guys also because with the return of the dsmp fixation i figured i had an obligation

[pinkd3mon]

NEW KIRBY FORGOTTEN LAND CONTENT I COULD CRYYYYYYY

OF COURSE ILL DRAW MY CRACK THEORIES LATER!!!!!

[snowverit]

Do y'all think wiress actually just did nothing for her entire game?? They say she sat in the blindspot of opponent's and cameras the entire game- I read that like she probably also was trying to break the arena but the capital couldn't show it or something

[plumsilk]

practicing being hot

they/them

[goatsandgangsters]

on the one hand, it feels genuinely insane speculating on plot points based on an actor's actual IRL name because television does not work that way! logically I know this!

but on the other hand. when doctor who casts an actor named SUSAN TWIST in recurring roles every single episode of a season that: 1. broke the fourth-wall multiple times, 2. had an episode about coincidences, 3. did weirdly long musical number about "there's always a twist at the end," and 4. discussed susan by name and emphasizes the doctor's identity as a parent way more than usual

I start feeling insane and believing that fourth-wall-breaking, throwing-all-established-tv-logic-out-the-window, extremely meta actor-name plot twists are possible

[eshithepetty]

"Haha Dream BBQ is so random and incomprehensible" "did they take drugs to make this lol" "you're actually not meant to understand anything in this series it's ok" "Joel G just makes up stuff on the spot based on what would be funny" "it's just random for random's sake" "is this AI" "stop theorising, it's not that deep" SHUT UPPPPPPPPPP

[screwpinecaprice]

Oh oof I slipped and hit them with dark and serious beam. 😣

[luna-loveboop]

I find it funny that Wild, who has basically a couple years ish of full life experience, comes up with the most insane theories for everything

He assumed that the only other explanation to Four being able to split in Four was. That he was quadruplets who'd been hiding this whole time???

Also apparently he believed that his wolf companion Twilight in botw was a diety (and felt very uhh shocked upon finding out that he was not)

Malon made things worse, telling him about her aliens theory

What's even FUNNIER is that every time Wild expresses any sort of confusion at magic stuff that he's never seen before, everyone else in the chain acts like it's crazy for him to be weirded out by it

Honestly maybe Wild's the only one with his head on straight, rather than everyone else who are just like 'it's magic bro' like no he's right this is weird

I appreciate this because it's very considerate of the fact that he woke up with no memories not too long ago, so he doesn't have much experience to explain the stuff that's 'normal' for the chain. Plus the explanations he comes up with are funny.

:)

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Art and comic and adorable character by Jojo @linkeduniverse au :D