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Oh great it's the one year anniversary of the incident that my family forgot but I sure as hell did not. Fucking fantastic.
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knifearo · 1 year
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i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as a binary i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as a sliding scale of "less" to "more" i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as the only two options i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as significantly different things i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as all encompassing i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as the two halves of a shallow concept of love that doesn't actually encompass anything at all i think we need to overhaul every popular conception about "types" of love so we can talk about things that are real and true for once
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nerime · 5 months
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my coworkers are being turbo transphobic and literally refuse to listen to answers to questions they fucking ask argh!!! I can just tell you!!! I can just answer you!!!!! I have answers!!! to the ridiculous questions you ask in a mocking way!!!! if you listen for one second I can just fucking explain!!!! 😡😭😡😭
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ayrennaranaaldmeri · 26 days
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LEAVE DAVRIN ALONE
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triglycercule · 13 days
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murder time trio come back from killing some guy (me) and dust just pulls out a rainbow cleaning duster and starts dusting himself off. horror questions him. he says it's self care
#killer recommended it#and then it becomes a normal thing for dust to dust all of them off after murder time#monster dust gets into horror's skull and then dust has to dig around in there with his feather duster#guys cmon he cant ALWAYS be dusty it probably feels weird#who wants to be perpetually covered in the dust of those you murdered like hello#duster sales in the utmv must be crazy high with how many murderers there are#there was dust on killer's skull and dust tried to be nice and use it on his skull. and then his DT got on the duster#killer's face then became a banned space for usage because that shit fucking ruined the feathers!!!!!#each of the mtt have customized dusters. killer uses pressurized gas (the type of stuff you use on keyboards to get rid of dust)#because he'd be fucked up like that and wouldnt care if its dangerous (is it?? idk). he points it to dust and horror like its a weapon#i already said dusts. horror would have one of those really fancy feather dusters because he's sensitive or something#also horror needs only the highest quality of duster for himself. dust and killer don't get to use his shit#guys why is it not called MAD time trio. if bad time trio was using the youre gonna have a bad time quote#and mad time is a direct alternation of it...... then why not mad time trio......????#because it's too dust focused??? OKAY HELLO THE GROUP IS LITERALLY NAMED AFTER HIM. MURDER. MUUUURRRDDDERRR TIME TRIO#get the fuck outta here mad time trio is cooler. i'll still call them murder time trio because its more unique#hahaha guys ignore the last two posts i didn't even have THAT bad of a day at school#triglycercule is just dramatic as fuck and going to school triggered something inside me or something#just the ever so slightest mental spiral but we stay🔝🔝🔝#im absolutely gonna delete those posts i can NAUGHT have people seeing me fall from grace like that#like smh i was just being dramatic ngl 🙄🙄 stfu triglycercule you didn't even need to post about it!!! you just want attention#this kind of mentality is what caused me to post that and then not post for a few days. i should probably stop#i need to stop typing out my mental dialogue of angel and devil on my shoulder i always end up insulting and apologising TO MYSELF?????#triglycercule's biggest hater is....... TRIGLYCERCULE!!!! thank you thank you i know i'm glad to be up here too#voted for all of the mtt in the sexyman polls. saw they all lost. i will not be voting at all anymore#i need to rant about this in a several post i am upset#tricule hc#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans
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technoxenoholic · 2 years
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use firefox (or waterfox, or another firefox fork) instead of any chromium browser (eg: chrome, brave, etc.)
install ublock origin to block ads (you should go into your ublock origin dashboard and make sure you have turned on any extra relevant adblocking filters, such as including the german adblocking filter if you live in germany)
install noscript to block malicious scripts (you will have to manually allow scripts for sites you do trust and want to allow to function. do not click "allow all" unless you know what you're doing; make sure to only temporarily allow scripts if you're not sure about them, and permanently allow them only after you are sure)
install privacy badger to prevent sites from tracking you across the web
install nocoin to prevent bitcoin miners from running in your browser
install send to outline to bypass paywalled articles
install clearurls to remove tracking information from the links you click on
if you have a good antivirus, and it comes with a browser extension, you can use it for extra protection against malware. don't use norton, mcafee, avast, or any other known Bad Antivirus Softwares (avast used to be good but they got bought out)
if you for some godsforsaken reason use facebook, also install facebook container to extra-prevent facebook specifically from tracking you across the web
feel free to add other useful privacy and adblocking extensions to this post but please know that if you bring up password managers i will block you
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the-ark-awaits · 1 year
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it does kinda feel like everything im in is dead. all the roleplays, all the games, its all kinda. just nothing. idk it just kinda feels bad
#and i know logically why most of these things are dead#but like thats not stopping my brain from being like 'ok but actually its not cause of everyone including you being busy'#'its because everyone Secretly Fucking Hates You :)' and i like 'would you stfu you stupid pile of tapioca'#but yeah i do kinda feel like ive been really annoying folks lately between like some really insane interests lately#everyone kinda falling out of the shaed interest at once leaving the group kinda>????#and like. every time a shared interest died so does the friendgroup but also like this friendgroup existed before the interest! it just#existed w/o me cause i was the added on member who kinda just kept tagging on and wouldnt fuck off#but i dont have like. any other friends atm so thats like. concerning? idk i feel really isolated lately#i wish i could contribute more to things but i just dont have the talents required most of the time and when i do i have some sort of#technical issue or time issue that prevents me from doing it#man idk i just wanna do things again but i dont wanna bother folks#and i wanna feel like im not bothering people when i focus on weird stuff cause like im deffo bothering people rn when i spam asks n shit#im deffo bothering people when im infodumping about 2b and radioactivity and tornados n shit too but like. man idk#maybe i should take a couple days maybe a week and like. kinda just do my own thing alone for a while#play some single player games n shit watch my documentary videos and not share weird facts from them
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bunglegaydogs · 1 year
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in the middle of drawing dazai in the outfit i wore to church today xoxo dont know whether im drawing fem!dazai or just a fem dazai ^^
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#osamu dazai#bitch church SUCKED ASSSS (these tags are so fucking long holy shit)#the old woman in the row in front of us was just glaring at me#and when we did peace be with you she just lightly grazed my hand mumbled and quickly retracted it and turned away#i was pissing#and she just kept sending me dirty looks#it was the funniest shit ever#i didnt want to be there fr man#and then during like fucking ezekiels passage thing#it said something about how you should love yourself#then it was like but always know and think that everyone else is far superior to you and better than you in ever way#i was baffled so i said this to my mum and i was like “?! whys it saying that but then saying that? but counterintuitive no?”#and she was like “omg stfu were literally in church you cant be saying that shit?”#but she was laughing at half of the shit i was saying anyways#then i made her sing the hymns with me because i was just fucking grinning at her like why arent you singing mum come on#lets sing the hymns together#it was an experience#it was also fucking god awful#(no pun intended)#i said im not going to communion#and my mum was like ? you cant not go to communion#and i was like nope if i dont believe in the fucker why am i going to eat his flesh and she was like shhh#and then i was like ooh im old enough to drink the wine now LMAO#we havent been in like 6-7 years#and the priest was like “ive mentioned it in our newsletter but we urgently need altar servers”#“theres been no altar servers on saturday masses for over 5 years now”#and me and my mum were like yikes bc thats bc we havent been#(i used to be an altar server AEUGH)
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snekdood · 1 year
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You fucking idiots dont fucking get it. ive been taking care of plants since i was 14. Ive tried FUCKING EVERYTHING. Fungus gnats are just apparently gonna exist around me no matter what i do or try, apparently just like these yerfs who also seem to be breeding like maggots.
#please! non plant experts stfu forever.#please! if you dont take care of a grden or live by a heavily wooded areas and dont have any plants inside too that arent succs-#shut the fuck up forever!!#whatever you're about to suggest! ive fucking tried it!!!#but of course. like the yerfs you are you cant ever take me at my word for my own experiences. its always that yall know whats right always#and never that im actually fucking correct about the shit i talk about. like maybe its just really fucking hard to control their population#did you ever consider that sometimes you have to make sacrifices if you want to take care of something like plants? i have to wake up at 6#in the morning now JUST to keep the squirrels scared away from my planters. bc if i sleep in at all i risk letting my plants die bc of#their bs. unfortunately theres just shit that comes with plants that you have to decide whether or not your love for plants is greater than#whatever bs you might encounter while you take care of them. and unfortunately one of those sacrifices is having to deal with fungus gnats#and bugs in general. yall think its so easy to control bugs in my apartment. im poor. nothing is sealed here.#i had a fucking mosquito infestation. how does that even happen? i dont fucking know! but it did.#ive had a meal moth infestation. how did they get in? they were breeding in a little bag of old food i had for my hermit crabs.#how did they get in and somehow get to that bag all the way in my room? WHO FUCKIN KNOWS! I SUSPECT THOUGH ITS BC IM FUCKIN POOR#AND THIS SHIT AINT SEALED IN HERE WELL ENOUGH. i have bug problems all the time.#and you're gonna tell me its just suddenly so easy to get rid of gnats.#this is why ik none of yall *actually* take care of plants. like actually truly. outside of what. your succulents and the one palm you have#im really happy that you have plants you can deprive of water for a few days but i have marsh plants! i have swamp plants! I CANT deprive#them of moisture acrually! so its really not that fucking easy to get eid of the fucking gnats! i feel like i should have to fucking#explain this. if you actually took care of plants forreal forreal you would know they are just not fucking easy to get rid of.#but naw. im trans. so that means i never know what im talking about about anything or whatever and yall gotta act paternalistic about#everything i do. meanwhile im sitting over here ripping out my hair about how dumb and juvenile YALL are bc ik for a gotdamn fact if any of#yall ugly fucks ACTUALLY took care of plants outside of the ornamental ones you have this wouldnt be a discussion.#but naw ya saw a jokey post of mine about how i felt defeated in my ability to get rid of the gnats and decided i wasnt actually trying#bc for some reason yall gotta assume that no trans person actually just knows wtf theyre talking about literally on anything.#anyways i hope yall get plagued by gnats forever and all your planrs die from them devouring the roots.#its like yall are new souls coming in acting like you're an old soul and im the actual old soul tryna tell you what it is but yall are just#*so convinced* you're right because everyone says im the crazy old man on the corner so that means i dont know anything or some#dumb reasoning like that. like idk maybe this old man has seen some shit and knows some shit but sure im sure yall little asses know wrf#ur talking about. totally.
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wildmeadowsims · 1 year
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imagine thinking you have the high ground in this situation.
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kavehater · 3 months
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Every time a muslim Shia-phobe opens their mouth an angel dies btw
#the way they’re so dumb like you are doing exactly what the islamophobes are doing !!!!!!!!!!#yall are PATHETIC because the way you plead and beg them to come to the true understanding of Islam yet you’re the ones propagating the SAME#LIES they make about us onto Shias you are pathetic!!!!!!!!#istg they make me dislike Islam and make me want to distance myself from everything and just kms because HOW DARE YOU#say I’m not muslim after all the effort I have made to keep my Islam you dare to call me non muslim I bet you I have put more effort into#that than anything you’ve achieved in your despicable existence#I hope they rot and burn#dora daily#they will never understand what it’s like to fight so hard just to be a muslim for stsrters then being assigned as lower than dirt by other#“Muslims” and urging them to reconsider when they say we are less than animals or that we must be exterminated#huh you know what that sounds like ?#isrealis! and you guys sob and moan about how the world is silent LMFAO YALL SHOULD NOT TALK CAUSE AS THEY SAY THE VICTIM BECOMES THE#OPPRESSOR#YALL ARE WORSE THAN PATHETIC ! I cannot BELIEVE I have to argue that I deserve to live and exist because you fuckers are so blinded with#your disgusting drive to kill because muslim men have no and I mean NO sense of reality#they sexualise everything they’re disgusting human beings they’re pathetic and losers and degenerates#I mean many of the “trad“ muslim men#you guys cannot open your mouth about a WORD about Israelis because you are EXACTLY LIKE THEM FFS !#just like the israelis became like the n*zis you are becoming like them too#I hope you krill yourselves literally sl!t !!!!!#<3333#not only do I have to deal with being a Muslim but also a Shia and also racism and also THE LIST GOES ON !!! why can’t ppl just stfu
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grungepoetica · 10 months
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god i want to get away from here. like. just abandon college and being a put-together person and just let myself be a broken mess for a while. would be nice.
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angeltism · 1 year
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not 2 keep posting literally Only Vents (and like 1 normal thing once a day) but it's nights like these I reminisce about my abuser and wonder all that "what if"s
all the sui tw/cw tags r because of shit I wrote in the tags
#➳ valentin vents#and yes i am purposefully triggering memories by listening to my playlist of songs i had full blown panic attacks and mental breakdowns to#or would listen to while it manipulated and turned me into his own little puppet while i felt disgust and. so. unsatisfied.#i hate that you all know me as who i am now#i hate that this is the me you have to see#why couldn't you all have met the sweet immature aqua who made sex jokes and who's only worry was petty drama ?#why couldn't you guys have gotten attached to him ? he would have been a better friend and partner than this aqua .#this aqua cries xerself to bed every night even if things are theoretically fine and makes her life miserable for no reason#he's selfish and always demands more and more and then plays the victim about it#she shouldn't exist . this vessel should have died a year ago when it met the person — the monster — who ruined it .#the asshole who killed innocent sonia and left his body to be possessed by the worthless maryne#i should have done it . i should have gone and chugged all those pills instead of just cutting contact . maybe he would have felt remorse#maybe I'd have saved so much money and tears and not have wasted the time of those who got to know this current '' being ''#but I've always been too much of a pussy to do something like that#oh well#i guess I'll just have to wait until the universe decides it's my time since i guess . idk . dad would miss me a lot . maybe some irls woul#too ? and mom and grandma . yeah I'll . uh . not chug an entire bottle of whatever random pills i can find in my cabinet .#i still need to get married some day . and at the very least I'm not dying a virgin lmao#ugh angways aqua stfu time go cry in uur bed like uu always do stop telling people online how uu should have killed uurself a year ago n#sharing tmi about uur trauma !!!!#tw sui mention#tw sui ideation#tw sui vent#tw sui talk#cw sui mention#cw sui ideation#cw sui thoughts#yea
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luvmequmi · 1 year
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holy shit
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johndonneswife · 1 year
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my sister needs a job omg
#my grandma was diagnosed with lung cancer like two days ago and isn’t doing well and my sister has made it her entire personality#it’s gross#‘i’m so exhausted i haven’t slept i haven’t eaten all i’ve been doing is caring for poor nani’#bitch stfu no one asked you to do that!!! she has children! she has nurses!#i guarantee she is going to milk this as long as she can#bc she turned down the only job she was offered bc she felt like it didn’t pay enough#news flash you have a psy d idk why you thought you’d be making 6 figures right out of grad school#she’s turning into everything i hate#she also keeps talking about my grandma as if she’s dead or unable communicate it’s so fucking weird#she’s alive LOL she is right there she is a living breathing human being who is still capable of making her own decisions#she texted all of our cousins like giving updates about my grandma’s condition and saying how nice it was that we all called her#and sent her stuff#like we know she appreciated it. we spoke to her. we spoke to our parents who are with her at the hospital#my sister needs a fucking life and a job and to grow the fuck up!#if/when my grandma passess i guarantee my sister is going to be like: i gave up everything to care for MY grandmother. what did YOU do?#because that’s the kind of person she is lol#again no one fucking asked you or needs you to do this omg#anyway the past 7 days have sucked ass like it hasn’t all been bad but it’s just one thing after the other#i am excited to be in california until tuesday. WHAT should we do? should we go to catalina island? idk is it nice there?#i’m traumatized and don’t want to rent a car rn hahaha crying screaming#.
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maplesyrupsainz · 4 months
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˖⁺。˚⋆˙love language | CL16 LN4˖⁺。˚⋆˙
pairing: charles leclerc x reader y/n (she/her) x lando norris
genre: social media au, polyamorous relationship
warnings: polyamory, dates on tweets make no sense to the story lol ignore them im srsly lazy & idc tbh
summary: in which your boyfriends love languages seem to be polar opposites
a/n: ur wish is my command also im fr running out of plot ideas on my own for the poly reqs LOLL so if u got any ideas then spam my inbox bbyyy
request!!!: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE more poly lando and charles (and kika)
fc: jules leblanc
my masterlist
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francisca.cgomes ☕️ yum
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user2 kikayn my favourite bffs 😻
user3 waiting for lando & charles to comment
user4 charles lando come get ur girl
pierregasly that girl is a bad influence on you babe
yourusername i know ur not talking about me
francisca.cgomes crickets...
yourusername he's scared of me. iktr
francisca.gomes as he should be
landonorris next time i will succeed.
user5 LANDO
pierregasly in what exactly 🤨
francisca.cgomes he wants me dead
landonorris never said that
yourusername you kind of did
landonorris not explicitly
charles_leclerc lando stop causing fights
pierregasly yea lando.
yourusername he's all talk dw
francisca.cgomes yea keyboard warrior much
landonorris pipe down
charles_leclerc my girl so pretty
yourusername 🥰🥰🥰
francisca.cgomes this is why ur my favourite charles
charles_leclerc ❤️
user6 the difference in replies between charles & lando 😂
user7 most chaotic comment section award goes to...
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yourusername ...fourple?
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pierregasly leaving me out why?
yourusername u hate me i fear 😔
francisca.cgomes not true he's just intimidated by u
user8 justice for y/n
user9 they do poly so naturally
user10 the third pic omggggg y/n & her boys
liked by yourusername, landonorris, charles_leclerc
user11 she's so gorgeous
francisca.cgomes no just ditch them both for me actually!
yourusername well..... actually yes
francisca.cgomes YESSSS i wonnnn
landonorris 🤨
pierregasly 😤
charles_leclerc 😢
landonorris ilyyy hot girl
charles_leclerc mon amour ❤️
user12 i'll never get over lando & charles' completely opposite love languages 😂
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user13 they r so real i luv them
yourusername posted a story
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user14 "double" date or third wheel y/n?
user15 CUTIES
user16 kika my 2nd fav wag after u ofc
user17 oh to be a fly on the wallllllll
oscarpiastri are you holding him hostage
yourusername dont you start too
oscarpiastri 🤐
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yourusername home alone for a week 🏝️
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user18 AWWWW home alone no charlandoyn content
user19 aww lonely girl
francisca.cgomes this is why u need me
yourusername im actually independent
landonorris kika ur obsessed with my gf it's weird
pierregasly bro ur gf is obsessed with my gf too...
francisca.cgomes it's called love. obviously
charles_leclerc i support it 😊
landonorris stfu
pierregasly be quiet charles
yourusername we love charlie <3
charles_leclerc 🥰
user20 will their comment sections ever be normal
user21 i jus know they miss her sm
user22 she's too cool
messages ->
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user23 OMGGG UR WITH Y/N
user24 favs omg
user25 aesthetic affff
user26 perfect couple (should i say throuple?)
francisca.cgomes ugh you guys are back stealing her from me
charles_leclerc you snooze you lose
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user27 love language strikes again
user28 he's soo sweet and attentive
user29 i want what they have
user30 lomls
charles_leclerc i love you
yourusername ❤️ love you
yourusername posted a story
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user31 LANDOOOO
user32 LOL this is sooo lando i love him
user33 obsessed with him
user34 i am once again saying opposite love languages
user35 he loves u so much
oscarpiastri i wish my boyfriend would do this!
yourusername hands off, piastri
oscarpiastri 😂
carlossainz55 he is so expressive
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charles_leclerc happy to be home 🏡
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user43 omg the last pic HAHAHA
user44 is that lando with the bows 😂
landonorris no comment
user45 obsessed with this
user46 y/n reveal charles' love language immediately
user47 TELL USSSS @.yourusername
yourusername words of affirmation of course!
user48 im in love w all 3 of them
francisca.cgomes the third pic awwww cuties
yourusername 😘
landonorris being nice all of a sudden?
charles_leclerc don't question it just be happy!
yourusername i love you!!!
charles_leclerc i love you our girl
landonorris 🧡🧡🧡
user49 charlandoyn you will always be famous
landonorris
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landonorris back where i belong
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user50 AWWW
user51 they love y/n sm it's so cute
user52 omg lando being sincere & sweet :))
user53 in his charles era
yourusername aww my sweetest boyy
user54 lando love language reveal y/n!!!
yourusername acts of service ofc 😊
user55 omg🥹🥹🥹🥹
user56 y/n is so gorgeous in the second pic
user57 literally majestic
user58 charles & y/n in the third pic omg me when
user59 i want what they have
charles_leclerc perfect perfect boy
yourusername in every way :)))
landonorris stop it guys im blushing......
THE END ❤️🧡
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