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navigatorsghost · 7 months ago

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I'm genuinely impressed but I feel like the amount of time spent making these would get you a top grade anyway if you spent it on actually studying.

Confiscated pens containing cheat notes intricately carved by a student at the University of Malaga, Spain. (2022)

#Rath thoughts #human cheatsheet #literally in this instance

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prlssprfctn · 4 months ago

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Cryptid!Alfred, who is actually immortal. Like, he cannot die for forever - he did once, during the war, and after that... for some reason, he kept coming back, completely without any additional magical help. He sometimes dies again, and then mysteriously comes back on the next morning, as if nothing happened. Bruce used to it at some point, so instead of asking questions (Alfred has no answers, anyway) he just pretends that it is normal. He gaslights kids to think the same. Like, what do you mean he died, Damian? No, he is alrightish. Look in the kitchen, he is making us breakfast. It probably was just a bad dream.

So, when Jason dies and gets back? Oh, Alfred knows his grandson has the same curse/blessing. Because it wasn't the Lazarus Pit that brought Jason back after all, but some strange, unexplainable force. Perhaps, both of them are just bound to end up as guardians, as warriors and protectors - that's why they keep coming back.

...Nevertheless, it doesn't make their family less... anxious about the whole thing. These two from the other side? Oh, they absolutely enjoy their immortal hang-out hours.

Jason: What was your funniest death?

Alfred: I am going to say... that one time, when I was teaching young master Bruce using a hunting rifle, and he accidentally shot me. I came back in fifteen minutes, and, of course, a poor thing was sobbing, but afterwards he was doing all chores for a month. Wonderful days.

Jason: Damn, poor Brucie... My funniest gotta be that one time, when Roy and I got drunk, and I legit jumped off the building because I thought I can fly. Roy had never got sober that quick.

(The first time Jason dies on the family's watch)

Dick, sobbing: Alfred... Alfred... He died! His neck was snapped! How can I live-

Alfred, casually leaning to snap Jason's neck again: Wake up, my boy.

Jason, dramatically gasping for air: Damn, who made me a massage, while I was sleeping?

Tim: What. The. Fuck.

#little Dick was living in the strange horror when he was little #like wdym our butler respawns I literally saw him dying on the FOOTAGE #after moving out he gaslights himself to believe that it had never happened.#he starts ignoring all strange instances as Bruce after that #then Jason joins A's club. and Dick feels like he is a side char in horror again WHAT THE FUCK #Tim has a record of their deaths and just uses it as a project #Damian doesn't understand the hype. isn't it normal for families? his own do that all the time #(secretly thinks it is cool that A & J doesn't need the Lazarus Pit for that)#Bruce pretends to be nonchalant but he is in the verge of tears every time Alfred and Jason die again #also don't write me about the super punch that somehow brought Jason back alive I assure you it was Gotham (the city) bringing him back /hj #jason todd #red hood #dcu comics #dc universe #dcu #batman #bruce wayne #batfamily #batfam #alfred pennyworth #dick grayson #tim drake

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okjii · 1 month ago

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the biggest draw of andreil to me will forever be that they’re just Unstoppable Force mets Immovable Object incarnate in which they actually DO affect each other while simultaneously keeping the core parts of themselves and i just cant think of anything better

#neil is unstoppable force and andrew is immovable object but i fear that’s obvious #like their first interaction is LITERALLY neil RUNNING AWAY and andrew STANDING FIRM to keep him in place for his own betterment #BUT andrews not excempt because a major plot point is neil encouraging andrew to move out of his stangnation with aaron (ie MOVING FORWARD)#like cmon its perfect its beautiful its brilliant #i could go on about this for awhile theres so many instances #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil #all for the game #aftg #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #tagging all the books cause theyre superbly gay and affecting each other through all three #unstoppable force vs immovable object

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shaylai · 3 months ago

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Charlie has two hands

#god effing dammit i didn't realize i hadn't posted the full drawing here #sorry friends #here it is tho!#being a multishipper has its perks #i can draw literally whatever i want for instance #lmao #hazbin charlie #hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin alastor #alastor #charlastor #chaggie #hazbin vaggie #vaggie #shaylai #my art

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epiaphany · 3 months ago

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buckandeddie + rescue goggles bonus:

#are goggles the new hats?#adding chim as a bonus because that was the only other instance i could find of a character wearing them lol #911 abc #911edit #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddie #<- target audience #nessa.gif #no.151 #911132 #i haven't made the tracking tags list yet and now i am literally half asleep rip

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adoctornotatumbl-r · 2 years ago

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spock , roughly two seconds before doing something so unhinged no one else has even thought of it : good thing i’m a vulcan and i would never do something irrational or illogical lmaoo

#y’all remember the entirety of the galelio 7 when his solution to everythjng was just to Fuck Around and Find Out #in the amoeba episode where he was like no guys don’t rescue me it’s for Science #the man trap when he was slapping the monster in the form of bones’ former lover to snap bones out of it #um the one where got infected with those fake throw up thingies and BLINDED HIMSELF ??#the one where his father was Dying and even though there were plenty of other people who could command the ship He Needed To Do It #several other instances i am forgetting #i literally love him #star trek #spock #s'chn t'gai spock #mr spock #captain kirk #doctor mccoy #dr mccoy #incorrect star trek #jim kirk #leonard mccoy #mccoy #star trek tos

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vynnyal · 11 months ago

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I've been having a delightful time stumbling over my emojis being used in random servers, so here's more

#It's seriously so funny to see an emote of mine in random conversation from a private server #emojis #art #rain world #Some people went even farther and apparently started using other art of mine as emotes #Which is fine but absolutely buck wild to stumble over #Since some of the art they chose is literally wip versions of my current pfp #??? Sure I guess 😂#rw survivor #rw monk #rw saint #spearmaster #Most of these were requests. The rest were just the emojis I use the most turned into scugs lol #You get to decide which was which lmfaoooo #Also here's some lore: a while back I made 'hunterwheeze'#and the bit was everyone liked it so much they wanted it in the server #So I said bet and threw a bunch of emotes to the staff to hear their thoughts #And way more than I thought got added!#Except for hunterwheeze 🤣🤣🤣#Instead they chose a super edited screenshot of some animation frame I made a few months ago I added last minute for giggles #Which I was DELIGHTED by. It's perfect #Also the only instance of the emote since it's technically not on this blog 😉 not transparent anyway #Oh and here's my favorite 'wild' emotes I've found:#1) that person that dmed me to reveal there was an animated emote for every variation of rivulets face I made that one time #(I was not allowed to join the server)#2) discovering an emote has been in use for months in a server swathed in drama and in the throes of being orchestized from the community #3) that one nightcat-saint emote appearing on a random server announcement (it's so niche I was astounded anyone used it lmfao)#Most sightings are totally benign but these were just hilarious

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teal-tealwren · 1 year ago

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coming up for air

#really liked this moment :3 #something about zam having a little hope just for once #he just needs to hold on long enough #also another instance of something silly (mapicc and ro literally just fucking around) turning into a great character moment #since it's the only time someone actually shows up for zam #and subz doesnt hesitate one second #hehehe #anyway! bright purple :]#princezam #itzsubz #mapicc #roshambogames #lifesteal smp #lifesteal fanart #lssmp #my art #tealarts

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platossoulmates · 11 months ago

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im so bad at multishipping but i am fucking FANTASTIC at making ur favs poly

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dirt-str1der · 8 months ago

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Just finished Dr Stone Reboot

#Dr stone #Dr Stone Reboot: Byakuya #Dcst #Tsukasen #is there a rei tag here do you guys call her rei ishigami ...#byakuyas beautiful robot girl daughter and his cabbage son #she literally turned herself into a girl because she wanted to. that was an actual cosmetic upgrade and had no function whatsoever #also man i cant believe boichi really drew that panel of senku and tsukasa making out in the lab ... at first you think its just another #instance of an artist trying to queerbait or like do fanservice but that scene was really deep and poignant and important to both their #character arcs .. .so even though i did think it was a little gratuitous and in-your-face im glad they didnt shy away from illustrating it #also im obsessed with how tsukasa has to hunch over so much his shoulders are literally scrunched AND his knees are bent hes literally #trying so hard not to let senku lift his head too high or it would be uncomfortable. does he love him or what ?

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verflares · 8 months ago

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miphvali

#revali #mipha #botw #loz #zelda #tloz #totk #this is one of those instances where ur working on it and you realise its not even funny anymore. alas #the sunk cost fallacy has been applied #i literally already did this revali pose too but hes like. naked here. my bad (forgot his scarf and shoulder pads existed)#dont actually tag this as ship art. or you can i cant actually stop you <3 but the only intent is that theres something wrong w me #legend of zelda

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year2000electronics · 7 months ago

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do you ever think about how most characters in super paper mario only call mario "the hero" and not his name?

#super paper mario #mario #fate of the stars au #(technically using that au's designs lol)#(but in this specific instance its literally just the cosmetic of the star necklaces. this is basically just SPMposting)#my art #sorry for being so vocally emo about this game all the time. this has been my life since 2007

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userarmand · 18 days ago

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need to see armand languishing on the floor like a squished bug after having his shit rocked by lestat for being a freak and lestat hesitating for maybe a minute max before taking him home out of pity

#lestat is so kind and i do mean that literally in this instance lmao

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tea-cat-arts · 1 year ago

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I simply think this fandom doesn't give Wei Wuxian enough credit for the various ways in which he saved Lan Wangji

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wangxian #idk man- i just see a lot of “Lan Wangji has always been protecting Wei Wuxian” posts and its like...#I mean... Lan Wangji has always certainly been trying to protect Wei Wuxian #it took him a long time to figure how to successfully do that though #rereading the books rn and noticing theres a lot of instances that could be read as lwj being frustrated over his inability to protect wwx #like he seemed ready to cry when wwx went missing for a while and then came back with the cursed leg #lwj has always been great at protecting wwx from physical threats (ex: waterborn abyss) but had no idea how to protect him from himself #meanwhile wwx has always been instictually good at saving lwj from both #like I'm 100% lwj would've become like Jiang Cheng if wwx hadn't snapped him out of the blindly following authority thing #and also like... 15 y/o lwj wasnt happy with his life. he was lonely and stressed and literally signing up to be flogged whenever he goofed #wwx is who allowed lwj to grow up by showing him what it was like to actually be a kid (shown in story whenever lwj gets drunk)#he led lwj to having a more flexible mindset. and it both let lwj relax and set lwj up to be a better parent #looking into lwj's dynamic with the juniors- he lets them break a fuck ton of the petty rules and encourages them to question authority #he also teaches them to not be married to any one meathod of problem solving #wwx is also able to save lwj from his own stubbornness #ex: carrying lwj when he broke his leg. getting lwj to cough up bad blood. getting lwj to keep the rabbits #wwx also tends to give lwj the words he has trouble saying himself. helps him communicate #wwx also protects lwj in fights a lot but thats narratively less important #except the various times wwx puts himself in danger to help lwj. those times are what made it so lwj could never move on from wwx #like with the cave incident #or when wwx helped surpress the arm instead of using the chaos to escape cloud recesses #tldr i guess: i think this fandom tends to treat lwj being the best like its natural to him when really wwx accidentaly rewired his brain #I'm looking directly at fanfic writers who act like the Lans would've treated wwx better than the Jiangs #lwj had to do so much work and self reflection post meeting wwx to be the way he is. he is not the sole product of the Lan teachings

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backseatloversz · 4 months ago

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both of them saying semi-charmed life and round here😭

#there are a LOT of instances of patd being asked about music and giving similar answers that clearly indicate they were actually listening #to each others music.........so cute. im a bad friend i rarely actually listen to the music my friends say #''i think you'd really like this!''#++ allegedly spencer is the one who introduced ryan to the beatles in 2005.......theres a livejournal entry of brendons from 2005 that used #a lyric from eleanor rigby as the title😭#THEY WERE LITERALLY FRIENDS!! THEY LISTENED TO MUSIC TOGETHER!! U DONT UNDERSTAND #ryan ross #brendon urie #...................#ryden #in like a cute friend moment way #cowboy posts

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neptune-scythe · 1 year ago

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We as a society do not talk enough about how Kaz Brekker, Dirtyhands himself, the Bastard of the Barrel, carved an entire underground tunnel from his club ... To his besties house

There is no explanation for this other than that he is king softy

Like just imagine how much money that would cost, and how much work. Like sure bro is rich as fuck but like be fr, there is no way he would do all that for crime and gang business, it's just not practical. Like take the surface roads it costs nothing and it's probably not that much slower

Like bro fr just wanted a secret short cut so he could drop in on his babes whenever he wants and never be seen by the masses

Got a reputation to uphold after all

Can't have the pigeons seeing Dirtyhands taking another trip to the Geldstraat to visit his favourite boys

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