shanks is that spiritually enlightened beach bum constantly holding a jack n coke w a splash of lime who wasn’t lying that time he said he knew karate
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You know how you do a Minecraft Movie correctly?
First it’s entirely animated in the texture and style of the game because this is a proven way that works. Everyone loves Minecraft animated videos, it doesn’t need ‘’hyper realistic textures: or real people to get you invested. Just keep it animated.
Story wise: It’s a newb’s first play through.
They wake up not knowing who they are in a Minecraft world.
First thing they do is get wood.
Build a dirt hut.
Survive a stress filled first night with creepers blowing shit up, zombies attacking, and skeletons shooting.
We see them gradually getting better, upgrading tools, getting armor, finding villagers, etc. But through it all they should be making classic newb blunders such as mining with the wrong tool, or destroying a bees nest, or digging straight down, or dropping stuff in lava by mistake.
Also, they can die. They just respawn back home with no inventory.
And the entire movie is just this player gradually figuring out the game mechanics and using them to his advantage until he’s building mob farms.
Then he stumbles into a stronghold and learns how to reach the end.
Final battle? Ender dragon.
And then the end credits of the movie are legitimately the actual end credits of the game. Poem and all.
No other players. No dialogue. It’s all pantomime. Do it Wall-E style.
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