#lmk yandere asks

[yanderelmk]

Soo

What if.. Wukong, Macaque and MK saw reader just sleeping.. with a pile of many pillows on them.. like.. their whole body is covered by stacks of pillows. What kind of yandere would join in? or just move the pillows away and become the stack of pillows by just sleeping on top of the reader?

Call me 👁 anon.

>👁

WUKONG: Oh he's definitely wriggling his way in to join you. He already loves weighted blankets and the like, being covered by the pillows while holding you is a dream come true. He'd shrink down to a smaller size so as not to disrupt the pillows then get back to regular size when he's right by you. He'll hold you close, kiss your head, and spoon you as you both take a very lovely nap. MK: Lad shall become the guardian of the pillows and will perch upon the pillow stack to keep watch! MK'd eventually fall asleep too just from how peaceful watching you sleep makes him, but until then he's gonna sit and make sure no one else wakes you up by walking in or being too loud. He is the pillow guardian, guardian of the pillows. Insomnia quivers before him!! MACAQUE: Macaque's the type to teleport into the pillows to snuggle up next to you, but be warned: he's a notorious warmth stealer and active wiggler. By the time you wake up all the pillows are gonna be scattered hither and thither while he's clinging to you like you're his teddy bear. If you're unlucky and he's rolled over you might be trapped under him as he sleeps, and Macaque normally sleeps like a corpse.

[lavenderskye29]

What would the two warlords do if there was an anonymous monkey/person in the mountain/village that gave reader romantic gifts?

[sandersauce]

who doesn't love yanderes??? I've seen a few yandere wukong au's here and on twitter, but, not a lot of Macaque ones. so,,, I did it

[miffysrambles]

Hi 👋

how about Yandere Ao lie how did it all start and how does it continue

🦦🌷

Yandere Ao Lie:

Ao Lie first saw you when his younger ancestor Mei introduced him to her friends, and you were one of them. 

He felt twists and flutters in his chest when his eyes laid upon yours, he had never felt these feelings but they were intoxicating and addicting.

He needed more.

It started off innocently enough, staring at you when you were in the area and blushing whenever you got at arm's length from him.

He then started to realize he was feeling these things because he was falling in love, ‘Strange…’ he thought. ‘I thought only mortals felt love…’

He would cover his face with his sleeves as he softly laughed from how nervous he was to be so close to you, they shyness would go away once he got to know you better.

By “getting to know you better”, it’s actually just him stalking you. 

Watching you through your window while you sleep, following you whenever you go out in public, etc.

He doesn’t see anything wrong with it, “I’m just taking notes for our future anyways”.

Definitely a personality manipulator.

What I mean by this is he knowingly uses his lazy and tired personality to manipulate you by subverting expectations and getting what he wants.

“How could I have been watching you sleep last night, I never miss a good night’s rest. You know that silly…”

When it comes to other people around you, will manipulate you to be with him at all times.

“I don’t think I like that person very much, they don’t really deserve to be around you. They’re kind of weird, don’t you think hehe…”

If the person persists, will scare them off with his dragon form.

Doesn’t like killing people often, too messy, and it takes forever to clean up but eventually will do it if the person crosses the line with you.

If they get caught killing someone by you, will keep manipulating the situation into getting you to admit they deserved it and how he loves you oh so much.

“Don’t worry sunshine, they deserved it by the way they look at you. I’m the only one who’s allowed to look at you like that right?” 

“You know I love you, right love-bug? This is all for you…”

[newkatzkafe2023]

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[phoenixeclipse-lmkau]

can reader intentionaly speak english/her original language or is it hard coded to all be transelated?

She cannot currently control the magic that affects her speech and hearing. So she cannot speak it at will, maybe later if she learns how it works. She’ll be able to force herself to speak her original language (I will be saying English because that’s my native language but since everything will be written in English you are free to assume whatever you want her language to be)

She can understand English and still read it perfectly, she just isn’t able to choose what language she speaks until she can control the small amount of magic she has.

[lopsushi]

So we’ve seen a lot of your Yandere Wukongs aggressive/murdery side, but we haven’t seen a lot of his “softer” side. The side that tries to be a good dad to MK, the side that still has Macaque’s heart. Do you think you could do something with that? It doesn’t have to be a lot, but it would be cool to see!

Sure! Yandere Wukong ONLY shows that side of him being soft and defenseless to Macaque. When they’re alone he has Macaque drop his glamour and they have their soft moments together.

Mk does see it sometimes but not a lot since he always hides or run away from Yandere Wukong.

[chuuyrr]

incoming draft on the works since i'm free this weekend and the coming week, yipee .ᐟ

[666herescared]

An Ask For ClingPeaches

This would've been easier if it was in the ask box, but I shall still provide your answer @titanicdragon It's not in my plans, but here's a character by character explanation.

---------------------------------- Wukong: Would honestly be shocked. He is actually aware of how delusional he's acting in this AU. He just wants to live out a fantasy of having a happy family.

Macaque: Would probably have already known. He would be fast to comfort Mk though. It would be on instinct.

Mk: Would probably panic and seek the comfort. His life is already off balance, so it would either knock him off or not change much depending on the timeline placement.

Mei: Wouldn't care. She'd still want Mk back.

Tang: Would be extremely intrigued by it. He would probably try to figure out when and how Monkey King had a kid.

Sandy: Would want to comfort and protect. He's extremely compassionate, though he wouldn't really think much of it.

Pigsy: Would be pissed off by the information. Mk is his kid, god damn it! Who cares what bloodlines say?!

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Hope this is a satisfactory answer!

Have fun, and happy scrolling!

[olinblogin]

Good morning! I woke to lovely piece of yours with a Yan!Mayor & Yan!LBD with a fem reader. It was a wonderful piece that didn't stretch too long but left me feeling very happy due to the lack of Mayor/LBDxReader content there is here & anywhere from what I can see. If it's not too much trouble, may I please request a reader who can actually fight back against the Yan!duo?

Maybe she gained immortality because the women of her family had witnessed the Mayor's & LBD's powers generations ago, thus building the subsequent generations after the first witness (maybe someone who also caught the two's attention but managed to escape thanks to SWK, his "you should have stayed buried" line has cemented into my head) saw what they were capable of & feared their return. Generational training & horror stories ensue. The day of the ritual arrives & Mayor comes to collect Y/N but is shocked to see her resilience against Lady's call & chains. Maybe she [Y/N] uses the chains against him & he ends up bound instead? Same with LBD (not Bai He possessed tho, pls). I really think they'd be shocked & intrigued about reader's strength & ingrained tactical knowledge added to resistance to both of them... Might be very interesting~.😈

Bonus points if Y/N says something like "I see why you use chains, Chief; you look so darling all wrapped up~!" or "That is a lovely song you sing, but I am not one for such melodies, Baigujing." [<-LBD's real name] Imagine the reactions!

Sorry for the long read, I'm just so curious to see your spin on this if you wish to write it. Thank you for reading!

P.S. Did you notice that Baigujing & Bai He have the same three-letter-start, 'Bai'???

I can absolutely do that! I’m ngl this is the longest req I’ve had before! (Not trying to be mean :])

I may or may not have taken a bit of inspiration from Naruto with this one, specifically with a “sharingan” kind of ability :3

—this is relatively short bc I didn’t know what much to do auaughhhh—

PS, the amount of times I’ve had to rewrite this bc I wanted it to be PERFECT…

(WARNINGS; SACRIFICIAL RITUAL, KIDNAPPING, IDK WHAT ELSE TO PUT BUT YEAH YOU GET IT)

Being part of a family that had gained immortality and power was not always the easiest.

All your ancestors were always present, if they hadn’t been killed.

Your family had gained partial immortality; meaning they would not die of age. But if they were, perchance, given a life threatening wound, they wouldn’t survive.

But that just made your family more careful of how they used their immortality. Every day in your extravagant home you would witness the generations before you, still walking, talking.

It would be eerie to most. But to you, it was normal.

Another good thing that came from your family with immortality, is that among the generations power grew, you being the recent generations, it was strongest for you. It wasn’t very well combat-wise; but it allowed you the ability to deflect an attack and mirror it just as it was performed.

Your family never explained how they harnessed this. But listening in as a child to your ancestors at the alter briefly mentioned a name; Baigujing.

Your family soon brought you with all cheers to the alter, they had dolled you up with traditional robes of white, holding incense sticks and sage.

It dawned on you.

Your family made a deal for immortality. A sacrificial deal. You didn’t know what to feel. You couldn’t feel anything. You were kept in the dark for so long and for what, to be sent like a lamb to the slaughter.

You had no choice but to let it happen.

How else would your family progress.

A cool most wafted around you, a feeling of floating. It was like you were weightless. When you opened your eyes, you were standing, met with two people, a man. He wore a shockingly wide grin.

“My lady will be pleased with this sacrifice. How pleasing you are.” He hummed in an unstable voice.

Chains shot from under your feet, making you reel back briefly, before honing your ability to deflect and conquer the chains, sending them the man’s way; watching as they coiled around him like snakes and held him still in front of you.

The chains were strong, stronger than any you’ve seen; they emitted a soft, ghostly glow. Joining your hands under your sleeves, you kept a blank stare. “I see why you use chains, Chief;” you muttered, watching him stiffen. “You look quite lovely being held by them.” He could hear the coo in your voice, it made him wonder how this was a possibility.

But he didn’t have the time for that, unfortunately,

As the Lady Bone Demon seemed to materialize just behind him. “And what seems to be the problem,” there was a slight sneer in her voice before she laid her eyes on you. “Ah, our sacrifice. What a beautiful one, a shame.” She’d spoke calmly, releasing the Mayor from his own chains you deflected onto him.

“Come now dear, there is no use in resisting. You were chosen to be killed in return for their immortality.” The Lady Bone Demon hummed, walking circles around you, as if she were gliding.

She tried to latch onto you with a chain of her own, letting out a shocked gasp when the chain came back her way and clamped around her wrist. “What a lovely song you sing. I’m not one for such Melodie’s, Baigujing.” There was an eerie silence.

“I see you have done your research on the two of us; but still hadn’t known your family would sacrifice you to my will.” She spoke calmly, releasing the chain from herself once more.

“My dear, how do you deflect my chains so simply,” Baigujing said with a hiss, walking towards you; that’s when you realized how tall she truly was.

“It’s something I was taught..” you would simply respond back to her. She did not seem to buy it, however. But accepted that nonetheless.

“We are taking her back with us. We will hold the family’s end of the ritual; but we are keeping her.” There was a semi-shocked “What?!” From the Mayor, before he cleared his throat and corrected himself when the Lady Bone Demon shot a pointed glare his way, it shut him up very quickly.

“Come now, my dear. Or shall we have to take you by force.” YIU could only respond with a glare. This made the Lady Bone Demon turn her nose up with a huff, before she grabbed your face and tucked you close to her body, so you would not be able to get away. “Come now, let’s start anew.”

You reeled back your elbow hit her in the rib, making her groan in disdain. The Mayor immediately leapt into action. No, literally. He leapt on top of you and held you down. Sliding his hands up your neck and into your hair, he roughly yanked it back, which earned a strained groan from you.

“That was a horrible mistake, dear. For that we will have to discipline you. Since you wish to do this the hard way, we will treat you as you’ve chosen.” Her words were eerie,

And for as long as you would fight back, the more they would break you down.

[yanderelmk]

So uh.. MK, Wukong, macaro- I mean Macauqe and Nezha.

What would you all do and think if Y/N decided to leave the MK team and possibly never came back ? (Which includes leaving 4 too, like ending the friendship right there before just straight up leaves..)

MK's signature smile drops to a hurt expression. "Leave? Why would you ever leave? Was it something I did? I mean, I know I've been distracted with training and trying to save the world, but I never meant to make you think I didn't care! C'mon, don't leave, can't we talk about this? I promise I can do better!" Wukong, meanwhile, had been eating some grapes while reclining on his cloud. In a surprisingly cheery tone he replies, "Leave? Oh no, you're not leaving. See, I kinda know every street and alley of this city, and I definitely didn't give you permission to leave. Besides, if you did try to leave..." He pops a grape in his mouth. "I always know how to find my darling." Macaque, upon hearing the question, felt his eyebrows begin to furrow. "Eheh...okay, good joke Y/N. You just meant you're gonna leave those goody two-shoes and come stay with me right?" A shadow portal begins to form under you as his clones begin to emerge, ready to grab you. "Right?" Nezha nearly drops the plate he'd been washing. "Leave? And go where?! There is no safer place than with the people who have managed to thwart evil time and again. You already know how dangerous the world is out there, how could you possible think of leaving? I will hear no debate, wherever you go I will follow you. Perhaps I can eventually convince you to see the folly of your actions, but I am not letting you wander out into the world unprotected. And no, this is not up for discussion."

[lavenderskye29]

Hi!

Your latest post was just beautiful! <3

Thank you for sharing it with us!

I was wondering if you have some headcanons on how was the pregnancy process?

Were the girls hogging Peaches all the time?

I imagine them asking her all the time if she needs anything or if she's sore or something haha just them being cute and annoying and worrying over the smallest of things 🤭

PD: Your Plum Princess Macaque lives rent free in my mind <3 she's so gorgeous 🥰

(Sorry for taking so long with this question!)

With Peach’s pregnancy the girls were definitely all over her for the first time. For Monkey Queen, she made it her life goal to make sure Peaches remained always in a state of comfort and ease, taking no shortcuts to make absolutely certain that her swollen mate never lifted a finger. it very quickly became suffocating for both Peaches and Plum Princess, especially with the first child being SWK’s. She became dangerously territorial not allowing anyone, even Macaque, to spend a second alone with their shared mate. In the beginning of the pregnancy SWK could be convinced not hover 24/7, but as time went on and Peaches got bigger SWK became practically feral in her desire to support and watch over her much weaker and vulnerable human wife. Macaque and SWK had a couple nasty fights over it that only Peaches was able to stop.

For Plum Princess, she was also desirous to care for Peaches but not to the extent that SWK obsessed about it. Macaque encouraged Peaches to walk around and find small ways to remain active, helping their wife to remain strong and independent… unfortunately all attempts usually ended with a pissed off SWK snarling at Macaque and urging Peaches to return to bed. In fact any attempt with Macaque seeking comfort or helping their waddling wife alone, would end with SWK shoving herself in the middle or lashing out at Macaque. It quickly became stressful for Macaque which encouraged her to keep her distance from the two, at least until the pregnancy was over. Macaque wouldn’t understand SWK’s actions fully until it was her child that Peaches was bearing, in which the roles switched.

With each pregnancy the girls relax more and more, not finding the need to aggressively protect their mate as often.

[your-yandere-mayor]

LBD cab dominate or take over the world and all, but I'd rather dominate your world 😏

I want seven kids, are you sure you can handle that?

[silvergolddraco28]

I'm wondering….

Would anyone be interested in a version of Falling Star that had it as Yander Radioapple and Yander Shadowpeach?

I know not a lot seem to like the crossover pairing with the version that's currently out so I'm just wondering if any would be interested in that path since that was actually how Falling Star was purposed to me before it derailed and led down this track.

[trashlama]

Ok hear me out Yandere redson and Mei poly /team up hcs please 🙏who both fallen for macaque female apprentice ~

Mei fights her seeing as macaque fighting monkey king , which leads to MK fighting her future darling it was only when reader makes shadow clones to trap MK , that’s when Mei gets involved. 

It would have been fine if the reader didn’t have such a flirty attitude, who likes to praise Mei even when Mei sword was near her throat. 

Before Mei could do anything , reader disappeared into the shadow realm 

For Red son , I can see him teaming up with her since MK is there enemy , with his brain and her brawn , MK and his friends will be finished in no time . (Reader teamed up with his , for sine reason her mentor disappeared and she thinking rid of MK and his friends will make him praise her ) 

He did not expect reader to be so smooth and honestly praises his inventions even saying he’s amazing . 

There were so close yet MK still won , Red son thought she was gonna leave him only for her to teleport him and her to her hideout to heal his wounds before sending him back home ,not before giving him a flirty remark . 

After that an obsession grow for Red son 

While Mei she gains a guilty crush that got worse when reader decide to keep her company since MK been busy Lately, She knows she should hate it but she been feeling lonely and when reader not being flirty she can be nice even winning Mei a dragon plushie at a fair . 

What made her snap was realising Red son fallen for her darling , but seeing how there got along greatly if there difference aside , there decided to team up to make reader theirs . 

My dude —deep inhale of air— would it be alright if I made this into like a two possibly three shot series?

I love the idea and I've been brainstorming tons of ideas for this one and in each scenario I'm like damn this idea is so good. I really want to do it justice so I need to have multiple chapters. Ya know? To build the tension and really get a feel of the mindsets and what not.

However—

(SORRY THIS TURNS INTO A LITTLE AUTHOR'S NOTE)

As you guys are aware I have to seriously start working on this future Yan Raph fic of mine... . It's Ironic but, I reeaally want to start writing the future yan Mikey part. Mostly because I basically have that one planned out in my head. Meanwhile I got like five different possible scenarios for the Raph fic that I can't decide on. Though a few months ago I had said I was gonna do the Raph one first so to keep my word I plan to do so.

However SOMEBODY (an anon) had requested a future Yan Michelangelo fic and I'm like brooooo were you reading my thoughts? Cause they were somewhat close to what I had in mind but not quite. But the point is I need to write the Raph fic soooonn!!!

Gotta appease the masses~✨

Though guys I'm a bad Trashlama. I keep brainstorming all these awesome plots that I totally want to write— which ironically were formulated when I was brainstorming for the Raph fic.

Soooo I'm gonna do a poll so I can force my procrastinating/ADHD ass to write at least some of these.

And guys btw I'm sorry again for taking so long. I've been caught up recently with finishing a lot of other things I had been procrastinating. -Cough- Hogwarts Legacy -Cough- Spider-Man Across the Spider-verse -Cough- Adult responsibilities -Cough- -Cough-!!!

Anyways thank you guys again for sticking around to the end. I'll have that poll out soon(probably today).

HERE'S THE POLL

In the mean time here's some memes!

Sorry this is long↓ I don't own these memes. I've never claimed to do so. I just come across them on Pinterest when I'm on break at work and think they're funny so I like to share them. If I mistakenly put one on here that I shouldn't have please let me know! I like to respect people's wishes. And if you could add the creator names too that would be great so the same mistake isn't made twice. Sorry for the inconvenience that my sharing may cause. I hope you have a good day.

[phoenixeclipse-lmkau]

Magical artefacts tend to be defined as old, powerful magical items from my knowledge. The power is what makes a magical artefact a magical artefact. The defintion artefact is typically an old item but powerful snuck into what makes a magical artefact a magical artefact. Probably because of dnd or storytelling shorthand or something along those lines. The artefact that saves the world or whatever.

Oh. I guess that makes sense. I guess a better term would be an enchanted item. The item is infused with magic of some form or another, but the amount of power will vary.

I'd say the most powerful would be the sheild but even that can break. Wukong would definitely shatter it if he used his full strength, but that would risk hurting Reader. He's desperate for her but not that desperate.

Plus his mate told him not to damage it, after all if she wants to use the sheild she can... for now. Hehe~ If he can't get through the sheild no one can so it's not like she has a lover trying to take her away from them.

BTW- The sheild can cover up to a 10ft by 10ft area. So it's not gigantic but can cover a few people.