#loki daddy fr fr

[just-consume-it]

Just started the Loki season finale but let me tell you something…

The way Loki speaks to Victor makes me fucking feral like “Good job” “You’re doing so well” just reassuring him healed something in me (probably the daddy issues)

[worstloki]

I think it’s so funny for Thor and Loki to look at the other sibling and be envious of the time and relationship they get with their father or mother respectively, and then when they finally get communications skills with each other Thor’s got daddy issues and Loki’s got mommy issues out of it all anyway

[aceacebaby42]

“Sweetie, that’s a mass murderer.”

To ✨y o u✨

To ✨m e✨, he’s babygirl

[merlucide]

I need their reaction of you being pregnant (Like fr, not a prank) and adding Loki and Noa’s reaction 😻

BLLK BOYS REACTION TO YOU BEING PREGNANT

notes: okie dokie, I put my back into this so I hope it’s okay 😭

Characters: !!Aged up!! Rin, Isagi, Bachira, Reo, Otoya, Loki, Noa

warnings:

ITOSHI RIN

when you said the words “I’m pregnant” he couldn’t breathe. The weight of the moment settled around him. The silence stretched out before he finally managed to look up, his eyes wide with a mix of emotions. "Are you serious?" he asked, his voice barely a whisper. The uncertainty in his tone made it unclear whether he was overwhelmed with joy or cloaked in disappointment. You could only nod, your heart pounds heavily as you wait for what he’ll say next. 

He closed the distance between them in a few quick strides. He passionately kissed you, his lips smashed against yours as your eyes fluttered shut.

Pulling back just enough to see your face, Rin cradled your cheeks in his hands, his touch tender. Your foreheads leaning against each other, a small, awestruck smile playing on his lips. "We...we're going to be parents," he murmured, the reality of the words sinking in, filling him with a profound happiness. “We are going to be parents.” He confirmed looking into your eyes. You smiled brightly at him “Yes, Rin, we are”. He held you so tightly in his arms whispering over and over again “We’re going to be parents.” <3

ISAGI YOICHI

He had just returned from practice, rummaging through the fridge for something to snack on. "Hey babe, how about takeout tonight?" he called out, glancing over for your response. However, he froze, completely unprepared for the sight of you holding a pregnancy test. His eyes flicked from the test back to your face, you bit your lip to attempt to suppress your smile. "No way," he gasped, his hands dropping from the fridge door as he rushed over to stand just inches away from you.

He stared at the pregnancy test, his mouth open in shock. "No way, no way, no way!" His whisper escalated into a joyful laugh. Grasping your hands, he shook his head, speechless with happiness. "A baby?" he finally managed to ask.

"A baby," you confirmed, smiling brightly.

His laughter filled the room as he lifted you into a twirl, holding you close. As you both laughed together, he hugged you tightly, planting kisses on your shoulder. "I love you so much, Y/N. Thank you, thank you, thank you," he repeated, his voice full of emotion. <3

BACHIRA MEGURU

You had been anxiously waiting for just the right moment to share your big news with Meguru. The topic of starting a family had come up between you two before, but the reality of it happening so soon had you kinda freaking out. Lost in your thoughts, you were startled when Meguru burst through the bedroom door holding your pregnancy test, his face lit up with an enormous grin.

He leapt towards you in his excitement, and the two of you tumbled onto the bed, laughing amidst the chaos. "Oh my god, Y/N! Are you seriously pregnant?!" he exclaimed, his voice a mix of shock and sheer delight.

You whispered a ‘yes’, overwhelmed by his reaction and the joy in his eyes. Meguru's laughter filled the room, his happiness infectious. He wrapped his arms around you tightly. "This is amazing, Y/N! I can't believe we're going to have a baby!" He kissed all over you face again and again and again. “I’m gonna be a daddy!” He exclaimed gripping onto you “And you’re gonna be a mommy!” You smiled at him so relieved at his reaction. “Oh my god I have to tell mom!!” He looked around the room. “Y/N I love you, I love you so so much.” <3

MIKAGE REO

Reo was lounging on the couch, watching an old biography on TV when you approached, holding a bag. "I have something for you" you said, catching his attention. 

He flashed a playful grin. "Aw, baby, you don't need to spoil me, that's my job" he chuckled.

"I know, but I think you'll really like this" you replied, sitting next to him and handing him the bag. Curious, Reo reached inside and pulled out a yellow onesie. He turned it over in his hands, puzzled at first as he tried to understand the significance of the gift. Suddenly, realization dawned on him, and his mouth dropped open.

"No way...”

With an enormous smile, you threw your arms up. "I'm pregnant!"

The shock on Reo's face quickly transformed into unmistakable joy. He leaped up from the couch, sweeping you into his arms with such enthusiasm that both of you nearly fell over. Laughing, he steadied himself and then hugged you tightly, spinning you around the room.

"I can't believe it- we-we're going to be parents!" he exclaimed, his voice filled with excitement. He set you down gently but kept you close, his eyes gleaming with happiness. "Thank you Y/N. You continue to make me the happiest man in the world”he whispered, pressing a kiss to your forehead, then one to your lips. <3

OTOYA EITA

You had been avoiding bringing up that you were pregnant, unsure of how he’d react. Eita had just comeback from his run, his face still flushed from it, as he took a swig of water you approached him.

As he wiped his brow with the back of his hand, you blurted out, "I'm pregnant." 

The water he was drinking went down the wrong pipe, and Eita violently choked, sputtering as he set the bottle down. He looked up at you, eyes wide, as he coughed. "Are you kidding?" he  asked, once he regained his composure.

You shook your head, a nervous laugh escaping your lips. "No, I'm not kidding. It's for real"

For a moment, Eita just stared, the gears visibly turning in his head as he processed the news. Then a blank expression spread across his face. "Pffft, Wow….. like- wow… like for real?” You nodded slowly “…shit okay- damn, shit wow- that's—wow, we're gonna have a tiny human?!" he rambled, his voice a mixture of excitement and disbelief.

He stumbled over to where you were standing, still a bit awkward from his run and now this huge news. With a shaky laugh, he wrapped you in a sweaty but sincere hug. "This is awesome, shit- I mean, I am totally not ready, —oh wow, this is actually happened. Shit uh, I’m so happy" he finished his word vomit, he began laughing, which kinda shocked you. You began laughing with him, voices mingling together, as he kissed the top of your head. “Okay well damn, I guess we’re doing this. This will be interesting”<3

LOKI JULIANN

You softly exhaled as you approached Juliann, who was absorbed in paperwork at the dinner table after recently signing with a new soccer league. “Juliann…? Do you have a quick sec?” you asked, your gaze shifting between him and the stack of papers.

“Of course, mon amour, what is it?” he responded, setting his pen down and giving you his full attention.

You sat down across from him and gently took his hands, releasing a shaky breath. “I’m pregnant” you told him, the words almost a whisper.

His eyebrows shot up in surprise, his mouth falling open slightly. “Are you serious?” he asked, his voice unsteady.

“Yes,” you confirmed, a smile beginning to form on your lips.

“No prank? For real?” he pressed, still grappling with the sudden news.

“Yes, for real,” you confirmed, the smile now fully blooming.

He shook his head in disbelief and blinked a few times, then suddenly stood, pulling you into his arms. He lifted you off the ground in a tight hug. “Oh my god, mon amour, oh my god” he exclaimed, setting you down only to cup your face and kiss you passionately.

“We are having a child,” he said with a shaky laugh, his eyes gleaming with happiness. “You will be such an incredible mother, chérie, I know it.” <3

NOA NOEL

You've been feeling terrible for the past few days, struggling with vomiting, overwhelming fatigue, and severe headaches. Finally, you decided to see a doctor to find out what was wrong. Although you insisted it wasn't necessary, Noel wanted to accompany you to the hospital. He ended up waiting in the car while you went inside for your appointment. The doctors examined you, asked you a series of questions, and conducted some tests. It was the blood test that revealed the reason for your illness. You were pregnant.

When you returned to the car, where Noel was waiting, you slid into the seat, your hands nervously clasped together. "What did they say?" Noel asked, his orange eyes searching your face. "I, I—um," you began, taking a deep breath, "I'm pregnant." His eyes widened, and his expression turned blank as he processed the news, his mouth hanging open slightly. After a moment, he blinked and spoke softly, "...a child?"

You turned to look at him, trying to guess what he’s thinking. "Wow," he exhaled. "We're having a baby?" he asked for confirmation. "Yeah," you replied quietly, biting your lip. "That's amazing, Y/N," he said, taking your hands in his. "Are you happy?" he asked cautiously. "Yeah, I am," you replied with a smile. "Me too, mon chérie, me too," he responded, pressing a gentle kiss to your forehead. "I can’t wait to see what this chapter holds for us." <3

bro I freaking hate Otoya’s and Noa’s 🙁 Otoya is so ooc bro sorry u had to read that -AND ALSO, I was fighting demons to make Noa say “mein leibling” but the poll voted against it 😔

made April 28th 2024

[horror102]

Submission!

Things I do and don’t.

Things I do write for

Student X teacher- Just because it’s a weird fantasy and only high school 18 X teacher I’ve gotten a request many times and I refuse to do any 16 year old students or 17 only the age above legal law.

Fictional Serial killer X reader- Only fictional serial killers I will not be writing a fan fiction of Ted bunch, jeffery Dhamer, John Wayne Gacy, Richard Ramirez, or anything’s real serial killer wise.

Any type of fandoms!

Undertale fandom, WWE fandom, Horror fandom, supernatural fandom, Dc fandom, Marvel fandom, Game fandom, Movie fandom, Peoples oc’s X a certain character. Just anything! Anime fandom, Cartoon fandom, Greek gods, ANYTHING! <3 red dead redemption, Cod , YouTubers only ones who allow, TWD, TVD, GTA, Fast food, fnaf , Disney , the avatar,

Things I don’t and won’t do.

Incest

Pedophilia

Non-con

Rape

Abusive relationships with a character that’s the love interest.

Urine/feces

Warnings I do

Fluff

Smut

Angst

Limes

Lemons 

Fandoms I won’t write for.

Harry Potter- It’s mostly just a bunch of weird adults crushing on teenagers

YouTubers who’ve stated they don’t want smut written about them, only ones that don’t care. But if it’s fluff it’s fine

Scooby doo- Only when it’s the live action it’s okay but when there supposedly teens nah. unless it’s fluff.

Going angst someone’s religion or adding satanism in a story.- only because it goes against some characters I write like Jacob Goodnight

Specific characters I do.

Michael myers

Jason voorhees

Jacob goodnight

Patrick Bateman

Hannibal Lecter

Leather face

Candy man

Pearl

Carrie

Chucky

Jennifer Tilly

Freddy Krueger

Ghostfaces

Pinhead

Pyramid head

Pennywise

Art the clown

Harry warden

Gabriel may

Norman Bates

Billy Lenz

Bo Sinclair

Lester Sinclair

Vincent Sinclair

Horror

Sally face

Sally face

Dean Winchester

Sam Winchester

Supernatural

Stefan Salvatore

Damon Salvatore

Elijah Mikealson

Klaus Mikealson

Mason Lockwood

Kai Parker

TVD

Negan

Rick

Carl

TWD

Simon Riley

Soap

Konig

Cod

Thor

Loki

Captain America

Venom

Deadpool

Marvel

Batman

Superman

Joker

Dick Grayson

The flash

Beast boy

Superboy

Spider noir

Dc

Roman reigns

Dolph Zigger

Randy Orton

Batista

Razor Ramon

Drew McIntyre

Kane

Undertaker

Mankind

Seth Rollins

Dean Ambrose

Shawn Michaels 

Triple H

Diesel

WWE

Sans

Papyrus

Undertale

Naruto uzumaki

Kakashi Hatake

Jiraiya

Asuma sensei

Erwin smith

Reiner Braun

Hercules

Poseidon

Connie springer

Kisame

Coach Ukai

Asahi- Haikyu

Sniper mask

Anime

The hand- Wednesday

Freaky Fred

Scar

Mufasa

Cartoon

Ronald mc Donald

Burger King

Jack in the box

Fast food

Spring trap

Bonnie

Foxy

Freddy faze bear

Monty

Michael afton

Fnaf

Franklin

Michael

GTA

Beast

Prince neaven

Any Disney prince fr <3

Disney

Anything on my list, or in the fandoms I write for I forgot I couple if there’s any you think I might like hit me up! <3

Tags I do

Daddy issues

Older men

Sugar daddy

Sugar mommy

Milf

Dilf

Smut

Angst

Fluff

Age gap

[in-every-reality]

KotLC as the Avengers bc why not

This is probably going to be an unpopular opinion but. Sophie as Nick Fury. “I get that the council has made a decision but considering that it is a stupid decision, I’ve decided to ignore it” yk.

Fitz as Cap, of course. The first in the team, the shining hero who’s not as perfect as people think.

Keefe as Iron Man—the ego and humor to hide the self deprecation, etc etc. Also the fact that Tony was a child prodigy AND a prankster :) (with daddy issues)

Biana as Black Widow. Often underestimated, but trained in stealth and easily one of the most lethal.

Dex as Bruce. Constantly working with chemicals, tech, lab work, all that jazz. He could definitely be Hawkeye, though.

Linh is Thor, Tam is Loki. One, because Tam as Loki would be the most unstoppable combo (and the finest let’s be fr), and also because it just makes sense. Imagine them doing Get Help, y’all. Linh is supporting Tam on her shoulder, “Help, please my brother is dying” just *launches* Tam at the Neverseen. Like. I need this.

I’m thinking Wylie as Hawkeye (or him and Maruca as Black Panther and Shuri).

Feel free to add on or make some suggestions/changes!

[maxburnett]

Epilogue to Summer Heat, Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers

-(fem!reader x Bucky Barnes, Steve Rogers)

Summary: A glimpse of the months following Steve leaving Reader for Peggy. This is a part 2/sequel/epilogue of this fic for @syntheticavenger's 5K Follower Challenge

Warnings: This is mild! Mostly Fluff with slight Angst. There's a hint at Bucky eating out his very pregnant girlfriend if you squint. Bucky is soft. Steve is an idiot. Bucky really loves reader. (I stuck at these I apologize. Contains very minor Loki spoilers. I wrote this in like a hour on my phone so I apologize for any typos etc)

Please reblog/share and comment. I love to read your reviews!

Word Count: 2,060

It had been nearly 5 months since you had found out that you were pregnant. You and Bucky were letting everything fall into place as you were getting ready for the birth of your baby. He had talked you into finding out the sex when it was born, despite you wanting to hurry up and find out. You closed your eyes as you sat on the couch, your legs propped onto a pillow as you rubbed your stomach as your baby kicked.

"He's good," he says with a smile. "God, you're so beautiful," he says, and you chuckle.

"I'm a whale, Buck," you say and throw a blueberry at him, which he catches with his mouth. "There's nothing beautiful about me," you snort, and he glares at you.

"I'm a whale, Buck," you say and throw a blueberry at him, which he catches with his mouth. "There's nothing beautiful about me," you snort, and he glares at you.

"Baby, how many times do I have to tell you that you're beautiful?" He asks, and you sigh. You just feel so fat and unattractive, but Bucky still stares at you the same way he did before he made the first move and kissed you all those months ago.

"I don't deserve you, Buck," you smile and move, so you are sitting beside him. "I honestly don't deserve everything you've done for the baby and me-" he cuts you off as he wraps an arm around you and pulls you gently into him, kissing your lips with a softness that made you get goosebumps every time.

"Our baby," he says into your lips.

"Our baby," you whisper back and smile as he stands up and takes your empty bowl to the sink, and comes back to lean down to kiss your chin where you had some chocolate. His lips move up to his, and you run your hands into his hair pulling him closer as he gently devours your lips with his own.

"Need to taste you," he says in a rough tone before pulling away. His hands reach down, taking both of yours. He helps you off of the couch and walks you back to the bedroom.

~ 2 Months Later~

You woke up one morning hearing the birds chirping outside of your window and smiled as Bucky came in, bringing you some toast with avocados and eggs on it. You eat the toast as he leans and kisses your stomach, softly singing his favorite song with his head gently lying on your huge tummy.

You giggle as you listen to him singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" as you close your eyes and remember your first kiss during "The Wizard of Oz" all of those months ago. You play with his hair, looking down at him, wondering how you got so lucky to have a guy like Bucky. Your eyes close for a moment. You can't help but think of Steve. You hate that he left you, you hate that he chose to be with another woman; but why couldn't you hate him?

If he had known you were pregnant, you know he would've stayed. Wouldn't he?

"Hey doll, you okay?" You heard Bucky ask, and you looked down at him. You smile as you nod your head down at him. You take a deep breath.

"I was just thinking about Steve ... not necessarily the bad stuff. I just ..." you couldn't find the words. "He just would have been a good father," you say softly.

"You're right," he smiles and looks up at you. "He was a good man," he whispers and closes his eyes. "I just ... wish he would've handled all of this differently. He should've talked to you," he said, his fingers gently moving over your tummy. You smile. His singing was always something that could calm the baby's kicking down.

When he moves to lay down beside you, pulling you as close as he could as he rested his head on your shoulder and his hand on your stomach. He closed his eyes for a moment and bit at his lip.

"At the funeral, he asked me if I liked you," Bucky whispered. He'd never talked to you about this before. "He said he saw something about the way we looked at each other. He wanted to know if I had feelings for you,"

You bit your lip as you listened to Bucky, and you placed your hand over his.

"I didn't lie to him. I told him the truth. I'm sorry if me telling him that caused him to leave," he said, and you place your finger over his lips.

"Bucky, even if I do miss him sometimes ... even if I do still love him. There's nothing like the love I have for you," you whisper and run your fingers through his hair. "This baby was made with Steve ... and even tho we told each other 'I Love You,' It is fate that you and I go through this with our baby."

Bucky looked up at you, his blue eyes beginning to tear up, and you smile as you run your fingers gently into his hair before you wiped at his face with your fingers.

"I love you so much," you say down to him.

"I love you," he says back as he kisses your stomach and looks up at you with his head resting against your tummy again.

"Let's get married," he says, and you look down at him about to say something. He smiles up at you. "I know it's not an ideal proposal," he chuckles. "But I don't want to wait, and I don't even have a ring ... but I can get one. I just want to marry you, and I want to grow old with you and our baby,"

"Let's get married," you say back with a smile. "We can just do it in the courthouse... I don't need anything but you, Buck. Maybe we can get Sam to come," you say, and he smiles as he pulls away and moves his dog tags from his neck to yours.

"Let's get married," he says again and kisses your lips.

Steve had promised Peggy that he would stop by the grocery store he walked out of the store with his paper bags and looked around as things began to freeze in time. He looked around strangely as everything began to move in slow motion. Holographic doors began to show around him, and three guards came out with guns and walked towards him.

One of them stepped towards him and looked down at something in their hand.

"Steve Rogers, on behalf of the Time Variance Authority. I hereby arrest you for crimes against the sacred timeline."

Before he had a chance to speak, he was zapped away with the strange people and was put on trial. He honestly thought this was some kind of joke. How had he messed with the timeline?

"You must be Captain America," a voice said from behind him. He was holding a file and stood to walk towards him. "I'm Mobius," he said.

"Why am I here?"

"You messed up the Timeline by going back in time to be with Peggy Carter," Mobius replied. "We figured we would give you the chance to fix things. Follow me," he said, and Steve sighed, following after the man.

He stopped at an area, and Steve turned towards a vast place with darkness, but soon the darkness lit up. He saw you and Bucky in front of him.

He saw how the two of you had fallen in love, and something inside him twitched as he saw how you looked at Bucky. It was a way she never looked at him before. Then he watched the night she had called him asking him to pick something up for her, and he gasped.

"I wouldn't have left if I had known," Steve finally spoke.

Mobius looked over at the blonde and shook his head. Then looked back at the screen.

"You need to make a decision. But know one thing, them falling in love was always supposed to happen. It would have happened if you would've stayed," he said, causing Steve to look at the screen. "We normally don't do this, but we will give you time to figure out what you want. You can stay here ... you can let them live their lives. Or you can finally man up and admit that going back into time to be with a woman you only kissed once was a stupid thing to do,"

Bucky smiled as he kissed your head as your 6-week old baby girl, Isabella Rose rested on your chest. He looked like he hadn't slept in days, and you didn't look any better.

"I still can't believe she's here," he smiled, looking down at the sleeping baby. "Here, let me take her. I want you to get some sleep," he said as he softly took her and stood up from the bed and walked her to her nursery, and laid her down.

"Hey sweet pea," Bucky says as he winds up the mobile and Isabella glances up at him and he swore she smiled before looking at the mobile. "All of this is new to me. But I promise I'm going to take care of you and mommy. It's going to be the three of us to the end of the line," he whispered and looked up at the mobile where he and you had hung Steve's dog tags that he had left behind. "Your daddy would love you so much. I miss him and I know mommy misses him too. You have his eyes and his hair. But hopefully, you aren't as hardheaded," he smiles and runs his fingers through her blond hair. "Go to sleep sweet pea,"

He came back into the bedroom and smirked, seeing you were already asleep, and he laid beside you and wrapped an arm around you.

He woke up a few hours later; Isabella was crying. He headed into the room and picked her up, comforting her with a smile.

"Daddy's here," he said as she wrapped her hand around his ring finger, and he smiled seeing her little fingers close to his wedding band. "Daddy's always gonna be here," he said, rocking her softly. He heard a knock on the door and carried Isabella carefully towards the door and opened it slowly.

Steve stood behind the door. He had a hand on the back of his neck as he looked out at his best friend holding his daughter just as you walked into the room.

"Buck, who's at the door?" You ask before you freeze as Bucky moves to the side, and Steve is standing there looking from you to Bucky and down at the little blonde-haired girl in Bucky's arms.

"Bucky, turn around," you say, and he backs away from you and turns his back, and holds Isabella close.

"How dare you!" You say as you slap Steve once and then again. "You left!" You say, and he reaches his hands out to grab ahold of yours. It's when he sees the rings on your finger.

"Y/N. I'm sorry. If I would've known, I wouldn't have left," he says, and you feel the tears building in your eyes.

"But you left Steve ... you left. You said you loved me, and you left," you shook your head. "I loved you, and you left," you said as you began to hit his chest before collapsing into his chest as he wrapped his arms around you.

"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry," he said as he held you close against his chest. "I came back ... I came back," he said against your head. "I know you and Bucky are together ... but I have to be here for her," he said, and you look up at him and feel his fingers wiping your eyes.

"Can I hold her?" Steve asks, his voice slightly cracking.

"Yes," you whisper and have him sit down on the couch as you motion for Bucky to take Isabella over to Steve. He hands Isabella over carefully, and she looks up at the strange man and wiggles a little in his arms as tears roll from Steve's blue eyes down his cheeks.

"I'm sorry I left you, little Angel, but daddy's never leaving you again," Steve said as he leaned and kissed her head and took in the smell of his daughter for the very first time.

Tagging:

@syntheticavenger @bitchassbucky @belladonnabarnes @stcrrynightsinneverlcnd @onceuponabarnes @fairyevans @balenciagabucky @honeysucklesteve @faeryloki @fuckandfluff @bibbidibobbidibucky @buckyblues @bloomingbucky @buckyssimp @mickey-henry @fluffycutecevans @midnightf @fallinforevans @buckys-blue-eyes @lokiscollar

[starrystarker]

starker daddy kink/size kink ??

i have a thing for starker size kink and daddy kink and all the kink,,, here goes nothin ( i put most everyone in the compound cuz why not ,, i love most everyone )

it’s just a normal day in the avengers compound; u know, like bucky n steve are probably fucking somewhere together,

bruce and thor are talking about toothbrushes versus teethbrushes,

shuri is trying to explain ‘weird flex but okay’ to t’challa ( *in t’challa voice* “what does flexing have to do with it ???” ),

dp and quill are arguing ( “FRANK SINATRA !!1!!1!“ “FR AN K OC EAN !!1!1” )

loki just turned himself into a hammer and clint picked it up and loki turned back to himself and shouted “mblergh !! it’s me” but then saw it wasn’t thor so then stormed off but like in a cute way,

clint’s just kinda confused but shrugs it off ( “it’s loki what did i expect” )

and finally ,,, peter is doing his math homework beside tony while he’s tinkering with some stuff

“hey, um, mr stark ??”

“yeah, kiddo ?”

“what’s the formula for mds ?”

“for what ???”

“mds. multi dimensional scaling.”

“dunno.”

“whA T ??”

“what.”

“hOw dOtH yOu nOt kNowTh—“

“kid, i can do quantum physics in my head—“

“mR sTAr K—“

and then tony marches over to peter

did i mention that tony is in a graphic tee and black sweatpants

oh well now u know welp i broke the fourth wall

“okay, so basically, what you do here is ...”

but peter can’t concentrate cuz tony’s face is right next to his and his iconic goatee is brushing against his cheek aksjksjsksk

“pete. pete !!”

tony sighs and pulls up a chair

“pay attention. not everyone has tony stark to tutor them ok ??”

“y-yeah. s-sorry, sir.”

tony proceeds to wrap his hand around peter’s hand, holding the pencil his hand is huge omg it completely covers peter’s hand and it’s so warm akjsksjs *fangirl noises*

peter stares at tony’s biceps blatantly cuz he‘s a très subtle boi

nobody blames him cuz they thicc as fuck alright ??

“take a picture. it’ll last longer.”

peter turns red. like. rE D

stammers some gibberish cuz he’s so flustered ( “i’m so sorry mr stark” etc etc “oh my gosh i fU cKi nF loV E yoUr biCepS aKskJs”)

“it’s alright, pete.”

and peter’s so panicked and he fantasizes e v e r y single day about calling tony ‘daddy’ so it just slips out oops

“sorry, daddy-“ peter quickly claps his hand over his mouth and drops his gaze to stare at his shoes; turning redder than a tomato he’s not even breathing i don’t think

tony freezes

peter starts rambling again

“mr stark oh my god i’m so embarrassed i swear that’s never happened before oh god oh god i’ve had a crush on you for so long i’m sorry—“

“so like. not hero worship.”

“n-no.” anxiety creeps up on peter oh god he’s gonna kick me out for being creepy and gross—

“friday. are there any cookies in here ?”

and peter’s s o c o n f u s e d

“yes, tony. on the third shelf of the pantry. chocolate chip and peanut butter.”

tony stands up and grabs the cookie tin while peter is mortified and bemused

tony sits down beside him

“have a cookie, peter.”

“huH ?1?1?”

“have a cookie.”

“um. okay ?1??”

peter takes a cookie like a good boi

“so. i think we should talk it out.”

“s-sir, i really don’t think that’s necessary—“

“like, do you want to date me ?? is that what’s going on ??? cuz pete, you’re still young, there’s so many people out there for you—“

“i’m not that young !!1!! i’m 19 !! and yes, i’d like to date you !!1!1!!”

“i mean, not gonna lie, i’m flattered, and i’d like to date you, whoever wouldn’t is an idiot who should be pulverized. but frankly it just wouldn’t work—“

“i’ll show you how it’d work” peter’s twinky side comes out and moves to straddle tony

and tony chokes a little bit but you didn’t hear that from me

petey the twinky leans to whisper something in tony’s ear

“please, daddy ?”

( internal groan from tony because this kid— )

one: i use strikethrough too much :))

two: i have no clue where this thing went it started off as a size kink thing but it was just starker sorting their shit out idk i hope y’alls liked it :/

three: i love harry potter

four: pEtE R iS a TwiNk™️ hE i S tWi Nk Y a ccEpT iT

[whatsupspaceman]

fr heimdall was so underappreciated... my man just saw the whole government get fucked up and the last 2 royal idiots stuck on garbage planet central and just decided "i guess treason is what i do now" and saved an entire population of people bc thor couldn't get his zappy powers to work and loki decided 2 get a sugar daddy. he was the most competent person in the whole movie besides hela but she was a dramatic ass & that got her killed. smh the whole family is like this. justice for heimdall

[bruhhemianrhapsody]

tagged by @lilithenaltum this literally took me like an hour lol here it is babe

Pick your top 10 ships without reading the questions. [or if you’re a one ship dedicated blog, feel free to answer all of them for just that one, or do all the ships from one fandom, this is just for fun]

1. arthur x eames

2. ironprincess (tony x shuri)

3. winterhawk (clint x bucky)

4. frikey (frank iero x mikey way)

5. natasha x shuri

6. symbrock (eddie brock x venom)

7. blackfrost (loki x natasha)

8. brio (beth x rio)

9. klaus hargreeves x dave

10. stucky (steve x bucky)

Now answer the questions fo your followers can learn a bit more about your ships

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Do you remember the episode/chapter/scene where you first started shipping 6? [symbrock] - i mean? the whole movie was just Like That yk

What’s your favourite fanfiction for 4? [frikey] -

no brainer we used to be friends by ladyfoxxx. my fucking ride or die fic man. used to be my fav fic of all time, now sits at second, but still it’s pretty close

What’s your favourite fan art/picture for 2? - [ironprincess] - uhhhh fuck idk man there so much good stuff genuinely i cant choose

What’s your favourite headcanon for 1? - [arthur x eames] - arthur has a daddy kink pry it from my cold dead hands. biggest brat, are you kidding me. “go to sleep mr. eames” BITCH the way he says that shit he’s always looking to get his ass beat.

What do you like most about the dynamic between the people of 7? - [blackfrost] - the fact that nat definitely takes NONE of loki’s shit lol that kinda explains itself

When 9 have sex is it more giggly or more serious? - [klaus x dave] giggly are you kidding me, klaus prolly calls dave daddy by accident and ends up rolling if the bed with laughter at his face. the silliest, dumbest sex you could imagine

Out of all the ships who do you think have the best chemistry? - either brio or arthur and eames. if you’ve watched inception... specificity like… gets me every damn time, they’re so good together.

Which ship has the strongest bond? - symbrock or stucky

Which ship do you spend the most time reading fanfiction for/talking/writing about? - arthur x eames, ironprincess and winterhawk

Which was your first ship? - from the list? frikey

If 6 were to break up, how would it happen? - [symbrock] - they’re the same being you absolute fools

Between 3 and 8, who would last the longest if they were in a zombie apocalypse? - [winterhawk, brio] - both? but if i have to choose prolly winterhawk cuz they’re like… actual superheroes yk

Does 7 hide their relationship, and if so, why? - [blackfrost] - nah fam, loki has never done anything subtle in his life are you kidding me

What is 9′s favourite date to go on? - [klaus x dave] - the vietnam war babie ;)) nah but fr klaus would love if dave took him and did all the classic date things (dinner, a movie, goodnight kiss at the door) but never admits it bcuz he has a thot reputation to uphold

What’s your favourite canon moment between 10? - [stucky] - all of the 1940’s, bcuz the only good stucky is shrunkyclunks and that’s the tea

What do 5 argue most about? - [nat x shuri] - the fact that natasha has NO communication skills to be heard of and shuri has about 0 patience so they clash a lot

If you had to pick an OTP which would you chose? - god only one? winterhawk, but arthur and earnes come close in second

What’s the biggest kink that 1 shares? - [arthur x eames] - dream sex (duh are you kidding me) especially exploring older man/younger man role play in said dream. arthur has a daddy kink pry that from my cold dead hands cowards

Do 8 want children? - [brio] this question answers itself lol, hell yeah

Between 10 and 4, which would you rather became canon? - [stucky, frikey] - 10 of course, i don’t condone shipping real people actually in real life, they have wives and kids don’t do that

Does 2 do much PDA? And does it annoy their friends? - [ironprincess] - so much. another self explanatory one. shuri loves to sit in tony’s lap and he never takes his hands off her lol

Which of the ships would you say is the most romantic with each other? - uhhh fuck symbrock prolly

How would the proposal between 5 go? - [nat x shuri] - nat proposes on their five year anniversary, she takes shuri to russia for the first time and takes her to the russian street markets. she drops down on one knee in the middle of the road like a lovesick fool and shuri also cries like a lovesickfool bcuz they’re in love and that’s how it goes

Who cooks more often in 3? - [winterhawk] - bucky. clint would burn the house down lol are you kidding me. bucky knew how to bake back in the 40’s and still makes kickass pie and cookies and bread n shit

Tagging: im not gonna tag anyone fools do it if you wanna

[worstloki]

What is your favorite kind of thorki fanfic? Everyone knows that you read them

okay okay so imagine all the terrible popular fanon tropes that get attributed to Loki. Now hand them over to Thor and do them well—!

[thorsthot]

Fr tho rat daddy and Loki can get this SUCC skskskKSKSKSSK

a/n: YOU GUYS ARE CANCELLED