#lol Lupins like whoops

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marauders piccrews :p (https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/644129)

from left to right:

Peter, James, Siruis, Remus, Lily, Mary, Marlene, Dorcas, Pandora, Sybill Trelawney (hehehe she so underated), Evan, Regulus, Barty, ALICE MY LOVE, Frank

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Weekly round up: 1st April - 7th April

NGL, i was at a 6th bday party yesterday and just forgot it was Sunday, whoops lol. So, i wrote 17,728 words last week, with 3 uploaded stories. As always, recs first, then mine. Im also adding summarys and going to sort out my rec list so bare with: Home - SunnyRose - The Hobbit (Gen fic, Written by the wonderful @sunnyrosewritesstuff an adorable look at Uncle Thorin. )

Summary: Being an uncle doesn't come instinctual to Thorin. He loves his nephews with all his heart, but he doesn't quite understand them. However, when Dís needs a break with the death of her husband so fresh, she leaves to travel as a blacksmith and Thorin is left to mind the colony, Fíli, and Kíli. If they all manage to survive to the end of the five months, Thorin will consider it a success. The Fluttering of All Your Wings - whisperedstory - Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Geart/Jaskier, i had a bit of a fae Jaskier binge and this one is top tier) Summary: Jaskier has never really fit in anywhere, not with the fae and not with the humans. His mother always warned him to hide his heritage, especially from witchers. But then he meets Geralt and starts following him around the Continent. He finally learns what it's like to feel like he belongs somewhere, which makes keeping his secret even more necessary—and difficult. Of Bookshelves and Baby Carriers - poppunkpadfoot (StormVandal) - Harry Potter (Sirius/Remus, one of my fav muggle Au fics) Summary:

The customer standing in front of him is quite possibly the most beautiful man Remus has ever seen. Like, he looks like a model or something. He has long, black hair, flattened by water, and just the slightest amount of scruff on his face, and…

And a baby strapped to his chest. The Gift of Hobbits - MoroseBarnacle - The Hobbit (Bilbo/Thorin, and its just SO good!) Summary: The gift of hobbits is a secret not known to dwarves. Bilbo’s gift saves the Company—repeatedly—and they don’t even know it until after Smaug is dead. But by then, just about everybody knows there’s a hobbit in Erebor, and the invading orcs decide to keep Bilbo and his otherworldly gift for themselves. Let's Play Pretend - MsAlexWP - Harry Potter (Sirius/Remus, muggle Au and fake dating, whats not to love?) Summary: After James and Lily died, Sirius Black's therapist told him not to date for a year. And that's just as well. He's got a 13-month-old baby now and quite enough to deal with, thanks. But the nosy neighbors in his building keep trying to set him up and won't take no for an answer. Enter Remus Lupin, another single dad who pretends to be Sirius's boyfriend, just to get the old lady brigade off his back and nothing more. Nothing more at all. Guardian of Kings - SunnyRose - The Hobbit (Bilbo/Thorin, another excelent work by @sunnyrosewritesstuff, and im sure most bagginshielders love a bit of BAMF Bilbo and cultural misunderstanding, I know i do!) Summary: The Company has been having a good laugh as the story of their quest spreads through the mountain and more and more retellings makes Thorin out to be Bilbo’s damsel in distress. It stops becoming funny when Thorin’s honor is challenged, and it’s up to Bilbo to defend it. Thorin may be ready to smuggle his hobbit out of the mountain, but Bilbo will do it. For Thorin, he would do anything. Hope theres something to others to enjoy, if not see you next week for more.

Now, for my uploaded fics:

Far over the Misty Mountains:A hobbit with a heart (Past Bilbo/Thorin, for the KCAWS 30-days-of-feelings prompts) Summary: Bilbo's home is suddenly invaded by a troop of dwarves. He would be bad, should be mad, but that song .... It's a good job I love you! ( Bilbo/Thorin,written for #247 - Blindspot for @flashfictionfridayofficial) Summary: Bilbo sees that Thorin has once again forgotten to take the rubbish out, bloody husbands, he thinks exasperated. And finally This is real, but it isnt ME! (Jegulus and background Wolfstar, based off a prompt from a friend about Regulus being in a crop top and not happy about it) Summary: Regulus loves his brother, something he has to remind himself, because right now he wants to murder him. This is all Sirius fault!

[underoospeterparker]

hi!! congrats :D if it’s not trouble could i ask for a 🍩? [ my name is sophia! :) ] i’m 4ft11 and i go by she/they pronouns. i’m also an infj! i love reading, drawing/designing, photography (i’m studying in the field!), collecting things (i have snowglobes, books, vinyl records, u name it lol), and listening to music! there have been days where music is playing nonstop for 24 hours,, it really helps w my anxiety and is just really lovely in general lol. i cry rlly easily too (4x during tangled whoops),, i also love to travel and explore a lot!! i try to aim for a cottagecore aesthetic but i’m torn between that and light academia, so i’ve settled for like a fun grandma vibe? comfy sweaters, overalls, and fun earrings lolol :]

(again, congrats, and absolutely no pressure if ur being bombarded with these LOL 💗)

thank you for participating in my 300 celebration! (now closed)

I ship you with remus lupin!

a. remus comforting you when you're tired and just want a cry

"Honey?" You sniffled, sitting on the cover of the toilet while you buried your head into the sleeve of your sweater. "Can you open the door for me, please?" You nodded, then realised he couldn't see you, so you reached over and unlocked the door only to return to your curled up position on the toilet. He didn't say anything, not yet. He came over to tower over you, but it wasn't intimidating in the slightest. He was just comforting. His hand found its way to yours, squeezing gently. "Oh, honey," he finally cooed, when you looked up at him. "You know, you don't have to hide in the bathroom to cry, right?" "I know," you hiccuped, watching his concerned face. He frowned sympathetically and cupped your cheek, thumbing at your tears. He gave you a soft smile. "Good."

b. you n remus travelling together

"Where to next?" Remus grinned, even though you had just left the airport, back at home. His hand was already in yours. You watched as your fingers interlocked, then returned his bright smile. "Rome," you said, voice definitive, although you hadn't planned anything at all. His eyes widened. "Rome," he repeated, a dazed look on his face. "Sounds exciting." You giggled when he kissed all over your face. "Really?" you said, voice breathy from laughing so much. He smiled. "Really." He tugged you to him, wrapping an arm around your shoulders. "Anywhere's exciting with you there."

c. matching comfy sweaters with remmy!

"Rem!" you shouted, not caring if your voice was too loud. "Let's wear our new sweaters!" He came out of your bedroom when he heard your voice. He raised his eyebrow, then said, "but we're just at home tonight, honey." "I know," you said, laughing at his expression. "But they're so cute! And we can watch a rom-com," you added. He looked amused, but he didn't respond until you gave him your best puppy dog eyes and he finally relented. "Okay," he sighed, making his way into the bedroom. He paused, then called back, "but it's gotta be something fun!" You thought about it. "The fault in our stars?" you asked, jokingly. He stuck his head out of the door. "You and I have a very different idea of what fun is." You laughed.

[myrammmortal]

Chapter 43, fucking hell

AN: I fink after dis I wil hav abott 2 or three mor chapterz. Fangz 2 all muh revyooers not das flamers if u flamed sis story den u suk!!!!!!!!!111111 if u flam den fukk u!!!111

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I walked sexily into the Great Hall. It was empty except for one person. Richard was there!! He sat der in deddly bloom in his blak 666 t-shirt and his baggy blak pants. He had slit his wrists!!!!!111 I felt mad at him for having sexwith Snape but I felt sorry for him. He looked just like Gerard Way with his red eyes and his pale white face.

“Richard are you okay????” I asked.

“I’m not okay.” he screamed depressedly. I thought of the MCR song nd I got even more depressed koz that song always makes me cry. I gave him a pot cigarette and he started to smoke it. Clearly showing that I know about drugs

“Oh Richard why did you do it with that fucking bastard Snape?” I asked teardully.

“I-” Draco began to say but suddenly Lupin and Mr. Norris appearated in2 da room!! They didn’t see us.

“Im so glad we me and Snape were freed.” said Loopin.

“Dam, this job would be great if it wasn’t 4 da fukking students!” Mr. Norris argreed. "I mean, meow"

“Pop addelum!!!!!111” I yielded angrily pointing my wand at them. A rain of papadums started. "Whoops, wrong spell"

“Noooooooo!!!!1” Lupin shouted as chains came on him. Mr. Norris ran away.

“You fukking perv.” I said laughing wiv depths of evil and depressedness in my voice. “Now u have 2 tell us where Voldimort is or I’m gong 2 torture u!!!!”

“I don’t now where he is!!!!1111” said Loopin. Suddenly Satan and Vampire ran in2 da room. Vampir didn’t know who Satan was really.

“Oh my satan, we were so worried about u guys!!1” Vampire said. I looked sexily at Richard with his goffik red eyes with contacts, blak t-shirt that said 666 on it and pale skin like Gerord Way, Vampir with his sexy blak hair and red eyes just like Frank Iero and Satan who looked jist like Brandan Urie then.

I selectively took the caramel from my pocket. And then….. I began frenching Richard sexily. Loopin gasped. Richard began to take all of his cloves off and I could see his white sex-pack. Then Vampire took his own clotes off too. We all began making out 2gther sexily. I took off my blak leather bra, my blak lace thong and the rest of my clothes. Every1 took their glocks out except 4 me im a girl lol. “Oh mi satan!! Richard!!!!” I screamed as he put his hardness in my thingy Den he did da same fing to Harry. He had two hardnessess. I began making out wiv Satan and he joined in. “OMS!!!111” cried Vampire. “Oh Vampire! Vampire!!!” I screamed screamed. “Oh Satan!!!!!” yelled Harry in pleasore. Loopin watched in shock. Wee took turns doing torture curses on him koz we were all sadists. Suddenly……………………………..

………….a big blak car that said 666 on the license plate flew strait through da windows. And Snap wuz in it!!!!!!!

"I am still not Snape, I am Flake and I want in on the hot sex orgy porn!" he screamed. We let him join because he was so hot and lanky. He could bend in all the right directions and the sexy sex thing was even better because of it.

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The Wolf, The Bat, and The Girl

Part one: Wolfsbane

Pairing: Snupin, Severus Snape x Remus Lupin

Warnings: Slight angst to begin with but becomes fluffy by the end, mentions of Severus's late wife, little bit of self-doubting from Severus, mentions of how Severus was bullied while in school

Word Count: 2.396

A/N: This takes place after the Battle of Hogwarts. Snape and Remus lived, and Remus never got married to Tonks (they went on a few dates and that is all). Snape was 33 when he secretly got married and no one ever knew he was married or met his wife. He was 35 when Hazel was born. His wife passed from an illness shortly after the battle of Hogwarts when he was 39 and he’s been caring for Hazel on his own since. She grew up at Hogwarts being cared for by Minerva (who she refers to as her grandmother) and Sev. Snape and Remus are currently 46 years old and Severus returned to teach at Hogwarts after Voldemort’s defeat. Remus only returned this year as he was employed elsewhere helping with studies on werewolves and fighting for them to get more rights. Minerva became headmaster because Severus refused to take up the position again preferring to return to a somewhat normal life. This takes place around 2006ish if you are worried about dates lol (I think I did the math correctly anyways, dates confuse me whoops).

Anyway, I’m def going to do a collection of fics focusing on this version of Snupin with Hazel Snape. I am really in love with this idea and yes I'm already working on part two! ;)

Masterlists

“Daddy!” Eleven-year-old Hazel Snape,  giggles as she runs into his office. She hunches over her hands on her knees as she pants from the run she just embarked on from the defense against the dark arts classroom to the dungeons.  After catching her breath she bolts upright and jumps into her dad’s lap, giggly with excitement. 

“How was your first day of classes, honey?” Severus asks her, hugging her tightly in his arms before releasing her. 

“Ah-mazing!” She twirls around and does a little happy dance causing Snape to smile, his eyes crinkling at the corners. 

“What class did you enjoy the most?”

“Defense against the dark arts,” Hazel responds immediately, knowing she doesn’t need to give it a second thought since the class has already captivated her interest. “I really like Professor Lupin, he makes the class so fun!” she giggles.

Not understanding what Hazel sees in Lupin, Snape rolls his eyes at the mention of his name.

He’s never been particularly fond of the guy though he was in the same year as him at school. It’s mostly due to Lupin's association with the group of boys that bullied him for years which leaves a bad taste in his mouth at the mention of his name. He has to admit that Lupin has changed a bit over the years. Every now and then he will still throw an insult or two Severus’s way, to which Severus always returns the favor, but he’s mostly amicable. 

“Mhmm,” he says thoughtfully, playing off his indifference to Remus. “You have potions with me tomorrow, Hay.”

“Ugh,” she sighs. “I know, dad! It’s going to be so weird having you as my professor.”

“It’s going to be just as weird having my knucklehead of a daughter as my student,” he jokes, ruffling her hair with his hand, and making her giggle. He presses a kiss to her head just as he hears a knock on his office door. “I guess you better be off, daddy’s got work to do,” he sighs, wrapping her in a hug.

“See you at dinner!” Hazel exclaims, waving bye to her dad as she exits. 

“Cute kid, by the way. She seems exceptionally smart, just like her father,” a silky voice says from the doorway.  

“Remus,” Snape says coldly. 

“Severus,” Lupin replies with a nod. “May I come in?”

“I suppose so,” Snape drawls. 

His hands clasped behind his back, Remus enters and takes a lap around the room, examining the many jars lining the shelves. “What great decor you have,” he acknowledges. 

“Did you come here to peruse my office and comment on what I keep in it or do you have something useful to say? Perhaps you came here just to waste my time, you seem to be awfully good at that,” Snape scoffs. His fists begin turning a ghostly shade of white and his blue veins become more visible with each passing second. Severus hates having his time wasted; every second is precious to him. 

“I came here to ask for a favor.”

“And, just what is it? I haven’t got all day!” Snape snarls. 

“I’d like you to teach me how to brew Wolfsbane.”

Snape chuckles. “You? Brewing Wolfsbane? That’s hysterical! It’s a highly complicated potion that only the best can perfect!”

“And that’s why I want you to teach me. It’s a win-win, Severus. You won’t have to waste your time brewing such a complicated potion every month, and I’ll have the knowledge to keep others safe from me during the full moon.”

Severus scrunches his nose and runs a hand through his hair. He has to admit, Remus does have a point. If he can teach the useless idiot how to brew his own Wolfsbane, he will gain more free time to focus on his own experimental potions. But, can he trust Remus to brew it correctly? If he doesn’t, he could put many lives in danger. Should he take that risk? 

“Fine,” he huffs, “I think we have a deal.”

“I figured as such.” Remus’s mouth twitches up at the corners in a small knowing smirk; he’s got Severus right where he wants him. “I know you will have to begin brewing next month's potion Friday evening, am I correct?”

“Yes,” he drawls. 

“I’ll see you here Friday evening. How’s eight o’clock sound?”

“I suppose that will work.”

“Good evening, Severus.” Turning on his toes, Remus’s eyes find Severus and linger there for one moment before he slams the door shut behind him with a thud. 

“That idiot,” Severus mumbles under his breath, a small smile creeping up the corners of his lips. A puff of air escapes his lips as he takes notice of his smile and his lips immediately fall back into a resting position. Why he is smiling over such a daft imbecile when he has work to be done he doesn’t quite understand.

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As Severus is setting up the supplies for the potion on Friday evening, the creaking of his office door opening makes him pause for a moment. “Where are your manners, Remus? Shouldn’t you knock before entering someone else’s space?” he sneers, turning around to face Remus.

Remus simply shrugs and ignores Severus’s questions, shutting the door behind him. “Everything ready?” he asks, his chin resting on his fingers as he observes the setup.

“It is,” Severus scoffs. Though he’s had a few days to prepare himself he is not looking forward to what is probably going to ensue tonight. He’s expecting Remus to be sarcastic and snippy with him and ask stupid questions just to set him off and annoy him.

“Shall we begin or shall I proceed to mix everything together and hope for the best?” Remus huffs, raising an eyebrow at Snape.

Snape sighs and begins his lecture on Wolfsbane potion. In excruciating detail, he explains everything from the theory to each step in the process. A quill and parchment were pulled out by Remus in anticipation of taking notes, and he even asked questions when he became confused. Severus was caught off guard by Lupin's gesture and couldn't help but chuckle at the realization. It was a bit odd to see his puzzled expression as Severus finished up his lesson and they began the first steps of brewing the potion.

Throughout the evening, the two sparred various verbal blows, but both seemed to enjoy the banter, stopping to let out a small chuckle or hide a growing smile with a scowl.

“No! Don’t cut it like that! Do it like this, Remus. It’s much more effective.” “I’ll show you how effective I can be with a knife if you don’t pipe down!”

“I would appreciate it if you would back up a bit, Severus! I don’t appreciate your hot breath on my neck!”

“I’m simply making sure you don’t blow up the cauldron in my office! I do not want to have to clean up such a mess!”

Thankfully, the night goes by without incident.

“Okay, that does it for tonight,” Severus announces, remarking on the state of the potion. “Due to the nature of this potion, we are going to have to meet every evening until it is completed.”

Remus rolls his eyes. “That means I’m stuck seeing you for a while, huh?” he grumbles.

Snape glares at Lupin. “Is my presence truly that horrifying to be around?” he snaps, as he begins tidying up his desk from the night.

“Truly horrifying, indeed,” Remus agrees, with a low growl but he automatically joins Severus in cleaning up. “See you tomorrow,” he smirks, giving Severus a little wink before exiting. 

Stunned by Remus’s remarks Severus stands still for a few moments, blinking hard as he tries to make sense of what just happened. His heart pounds against his chest and he swipes his tongue across his lips deep in thought. Shrugging off the encounter he goes about his nightly routine but he can’t help it when a small smile creeps up on him when he returns to his chamber for the night.

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Due to the Wolfsbane being such a precarious potion to brew, Remus and Severus meet every day after Friday evening for Severus to show Remus the next step in preparing the elixir. Remus always comes prepared, quill and parchment in hand as he plays the role of an observant student. Severus finds he much enjoys his puzzled looks and questions as it gives him a chance to speak about one of his passions. 

Upon finding out about these lessons between Severus and Remus, Hazel has been begging her father to let her watch the two work on the potion together. Of course, Severus lets her attend some of the meetings as long as they won’t keep her out of bed after curfew. Hazel’s infatuation with the defense against the dark arts professor seems to be growing more with every class she attends, and much to Severus’s dismay, he finds himself slowly becoming enthralled with Remus as well. 

The way his graying hair tumbles into his face as he peers into the cauldron with a dazed look, scratching his head for a moment before a rough hand sweeps the hair out of his face never fails to make Severus stop breathing for just a moment. His heart aches and flutters a bit faster in his chest when he observes how gentle and caring Remus is with his daughter, treating her as if she were his own. He’s kind and he listens to her, answering her questions about their defense against the dark arts lessons and he looks to Severus for help with any questions about the potion they are working on. Remus never fails to look her in the eyes, stoop down to her height to make her feel more included, and never raises his voice at her. Soon, butterflies begin to swarm in Severus’s stomach when those amber eyes with green in their depths find his own black orbs and linger there for just a moment too long. He does his best not to stare, but he often fails. 

Soon the staring evolves into delicate touches while passing potion ingredients and feather-like touches on the arch of their backs as one of the men leans over the other to access the state of the potion. Their hands often pause and stop their movements when they collide, though it is never more than a few extra seconds every touch sparks a current through Severus that threatens to make him blush. If he weren’t such a skilled occlumens, he is sure he would have melted into a puddle on the floor by now due to the rising tension between the two. 

This evening is no different; the two men are adding the final touches to the potion and because Hazel would not stop begging her dad to watch them complete the potion she is also present. With shaking hands Remus takes the last ingredient from Severus, their fingertips brushing against each other, and he adds it to the cauldron. 

“My my Remus, it looks like you are not such an imbecile after all,” Snape says, letting out a low chuckle. “You can take a breath. Look.”

Remus lets out the breath he didn’t know he was holding and peers into the cauldron, sure enough, it is emitting the characteristic blue smoke indicating that it was brewed to perfection. “I guess I just had a very good teacher. This is all because of you, Sev.” Remus smiles and places a hand on Severus’s shoulder and gives it a squeeze. 

Sev? Severus can’t help but blush, the nickname caught him off guard. “At this rate, you will be brewing the potion alone in no time,” he replies.

“I don’t know if I want to brew it alone, I’ve enjoyed spending time with you - and Hazel.” Remus leans down and ruffles the girl's hair, peering into her eyes and giving her a reassuring nod. “Hazel, you’ve been a great source of encouragement every time you’ve accompanied me and your father during these lessons,” he smiles.

“I’ve really learned a lot watching you two brew such a complicated potion!” Hazel exclaims, her eyes darting to her dad as if asking permission. At the nod of his head, she launches herself into Remus’s arms, giggling and smiling from ear to ear. 

Acting upon instinct, Remus scoops the girl up and gives her a little spin before gently setting her back down on the ground. “You’re my little good luck charm, eh Hazel,” Remus grins, elbowing Severus, knocking him off balance and causing him to stumble a bit.

“Yeah!” Hazel happily agrees.

“Alright, you two! Enough playing around! Hazel, it’s time for you to head to your dorm.”

“Ugh, fine. Goodnight daddy! I love you!” Hazel says, giving her dad a hug and a kiss on the cheek. “See you later, Professor Lupin!”

“She is adorable,” Lupin mummers once she’s left the room. 

Severus nods, his heart swelling with pride. “She is something,” he chuckles. “She’s so much like her mother,” he adds in a low voice as an afterthought.

Remus tenses at the mention of Hazel’s mother, curious to learn more about her but not sure what to say next. “Her mother… is she still in the picture?” he asks, hissing at how inconsiderate that could sound. He never knew Snape had been married, much less that he had a kid before this year when he returned to teach at Hogwarts. It had indeed been quite the surprise and no one had been willing to talk about the situation to fill him in on the details.

Snape shakes his head and begins fiddling with the skin on his thumb. “She passed away when Hazel was four. Her health deteriorated and no healer could figure out what was wrong. Eventually, she stopped fighting and decided to spend the time she had left with us,” he mumbled, wiping a tear away with the back of his hand. “It’s been really tough raising Hay alone. I’ve had Minerva’s help but still, I worry I haven’t been a good influence on her. I know I haven’t always been an admirable person and I’ve made sure to never hide my past from her. I just hope I have raised her well, that she learns from my own shortcomings, and that she doesn’t repeat her father’s mistakes.” Severus looks to the ground and rubs the back of his neck.

“Severus, I haven’t known your daughter long, but I can assure you that she is an exceptional young lady. She’s intelligent, caring, and loyal and I’d argue that she acquired all of those things from you. You are one of the most loyal and intelligent people I’ve ever met and behind that cold exterior, I know you are caring. I’ve seen the way you act around Hazel, you’re not the scary dungeon recluse everyone thinks you are.” Taking a half step closer to Severus, Remus places a hand on his shoulder. “Look at me, Sev,” he mummers.

Slowly Severus lifts his head and his eyes meet Remus’s.

“I haven’t always been the best person either. I’m sorry for how I let all that bullying slide while we were in school. I - I wish I had stood up to my friends. I wish I had - defended you. You didn’t deserve any of it and I hate that I can’t go back and change the past.” Slowly Remus snakes his hand up to Severus’s face and pushes a strand of his onyx hair back behind his ear before hastily shoving both of his hands into his pockets and stepping back, scared of how Severus will react to the bold gesture.

Severus simply nods not knowing what to say. “We both can’t change the past, we must simply live with it,” he finally says, with a shrug. “Hazel seems to have taken a liking to you.”

“It seems I’ve won over both Snape's, huh?” Remus taunts. 

Severus’s cheeks begin burning and he feels his body temperature start to rise. “Who says I like you, Remus? No! I simply put up with you,” he scoffs. 

“Of course,” Remus chuckles. “But I think that if you were just putting up with me I don’t think you’d let me do this.” 

Four steps is all it takes for Remus to close the gap between him and Severus. It takes another moment for him to decide exactly what he is going to do, opening his arms wide and wrapping them around Severus in a tight embrace. Much to his surprise and delight, Severus embraces him as well, running a hand gently up and to the small of his back. The action sends a shiver up Remus’s spine.

The two men hold each other tightly for a few moments before simultaneously breaking apart. Severus’s obsidian eyes gaze into Remus’s amber eyes admiring their beauty, before darting off to the side. Severus has never been very comfortable with eye contact and right now all he wants to do is escape. He can’t believe he let himself be vulnerable with Remus Lupin of all people!

“Well, that does it for tonight. Here.” With a wave of his wand Severus removes the cauldron from the flame, cooling it down to room temperature with a blast of cold air. He places the lid on it and hands it to Remus. “You know the correct dosage I assume?”

“All too well, Severus.”

“Good. Take the first dose tonight. The full moon is just a week away.”

[robinegreenwood]

party

Sirius Black X Reader [seven minutes in heaven]

WARNINGS: underage drinking, partying. and guess what—they make out lol.

WORD COUNT: 3330 words

You were walking alone along the hallway, smiling widely, as you thought of how close spring break was. Being in your sixth year at Hogwarts you had a lot of homework, and you cherished having some time without McGonagall always on your back about due assignments.

"Oi, Y/n!" A voice pulled you out of your thoughts.

Looking over your shoulder you saw James Potter, one of your closest friends and classmates.

"James, for the last time I will not help you guys steal any firewhiskey," you let out an exasperated sigh.

Your hazel-eyed friend grinned as he ran his hand through his brown curls.

"Not to worry, I have something much more important to discuss with you," James continued grinning, "But not here, let's find somewhere with less eavesdroppers".

He slid an arm around your shoulders and pulled you into an empty corridor.

"James you're kinda freaking me out," you whispered.

"Sorry, we just don't want everybody to know." He explained softly.

"Who's we? What don't you want everybody to know?" You questioned, getting more confused by the second.

James looked over his shoulders, ensuring that no one was listening before continuing, "Okay, so, since it's the last day before the break the other Marauders and I have decided to throw a little get-together. To, ya know, celebrate. And we were hoping that you and Lily would come."

You crossed your arms as you leaned against the brick wall. "And why aren't you asking Lily? Oh, lemme guess, she already said 'no'."

James's grin vanished as he dropped your gaze.

"That's what I thought," You side-stepped James, shaking your head as you felt a ting of pity.

You didn't get far as James grabbed onto your shoulders, spinning you around so you were facing him once again.

"Lily said that if I got you to come, then she would come too. Please Y/n" His face was serious, and his eyes pleading.

You were sort of an introvert, preferring to spend your time reading in the library, or hanging out with a smaller group of friends then going to a large party. You were okay with low-energy parties, but anything too crazy made you feel uncomfortable. And you knew any party of the Marauders would definitely not be small nor civilized.

You thought of James, and how much he seemed to love your red-haired friend, Lily. You knew that deep-down she liked James back, she was just too stubborn to admit it. It was your duty as a friend to both Lily, and James to attend this party, but that was the only reason you would go. Your mind wandered to a certain dark haired boy, with a charming smile that made your heart melt. No, no way did he affect your decision … Or so you tried to convince yourself.

"Fine, I'll go" You agreed, coming back to reality.

James whooped as he picked you up and began spinning you around in a circle. You laughed, amused at his behaviour.

"What's going on?"

James, still beaming, set you down as you turned to see the rest of the Marauders standing in the corridor.--The Marauders, there was-- James Potter, the most rambunctious one, who was also seemingly in love with your best friend, Lily, next there was Remus Lupin, the most soft-spoken, and your closest friend out of the group, then Peter Pettigrew, a rather odd boy who followed the others around, and lastly, Sirius Black; the foolishly handsome womanizer who, unfortunately, seemed to have cast you under his spell. He was also the boy who had interrupted James's celebration.

"Y/n is gonna come to the party!" James giddily shook your shoulders.

Sirius chuckled, "So in other words, Lily is coming too?"

The smile on James's face confirmed Sirius's suspicion.

"That's great James!" Remus congratulated, "But if you make any more noise Filch is gonna have you in detention,".

"Ahh, your right as always Moony, we had better go start setting up anyways. Thank you Y/n!" Taking you by surprise James pulled you in for a tight hug and kissed your cheek.

"Uh yah, of course," You managed to take a breath.

"Prongs, let's get going yeah?" Sirius said, his expression dark.

James immediately released you from the hug, giving you a small smile before looking apologetically at Sirius. Remus started walking out of the corridor, Peter and James following close behind. You had been too busy watching the others to notice that Sirius was now less than a foot away. You glanced at him, growing more nervous by the second as he leaned in towards you. His breath, hot on your neck, sent shivers down your spine.

"Looking forward to tonight, love," he smirked.

You stood, too stunned to move, as he turned and confidently walked away.

After regaining control of your body, you made your way out of the corridor, your mind in a state of forelsket. (yes im too dramatic sometimes)

It was now 10:00 o'clock that night and you, along with your two closest friends, were sneaking through the seventh floor on your way to the party in the room of requirement. To your right was Camilla Canis, the most outgoing and opinionated out of the three of you. She was very excited to be going to the Marauders party. To your left was Lily Evans, she was more like you, quieter and serene, but unlike you she had a good relationship with her schoolwork. Not saying you were a bad student, you just didn't feel any joy when being assigned extra questions in Potions. Anyways, Lily, unlike Camilla, was not excited to go to the party. She had not been pleased to know that you had agreed to go, and that as a result she would have to attend.

"Y'all ready to kick it?" Camilla's voice broke through the silence.

"Oh ya I'm ecstatic," Lily glared at you.

You held up your hands defensively, "Sorry, but I mean isn't there a tiny part of you that's glad you decided to come?"

The look Lily gave you was enough to silence you. Thankfully the door of the room of requirement appeared before things got any more heated.

As you stepped inside, you raised your hand up to shade your eyes from the bright lights. Your ears were met with blaring dance music. Once you were used to the light you noticed that you were in a red room, no smaller than your common room. There were streamers hanging from the ceiling, couches and chairs along the walls, and tables that held various drinks and snacks. In the very middle of the room was a dance floor, where most of the party goers were gathered; apart from those making out in the darkened corners. All in all you were pretty impressed.

"Well," Said Lily, peering around. "What do we do now?"

"I don't know, go snog James or something. I'm gonna grab a drink, guys want anything?" Camilla asked.

Lily, who had turned a bright shade of red, just shook her head no.

"Y/n? Want something?" Camilla looked at you.

"No, I'm good,". You rarely drank, especially not when you were surrounded by people, it didn't tend to work out well.

"Ladies!" the three of you turned to see James and Sirius making their way through the sea of dancing people.

"You made it!" Sirius slipped one of his arms around your waist.

You immediately tensed up. Sirius was always very flirtatious and his actions weren't out of the ordinary, but your body still reacted even at his slightest touch.

"Wouldn't have missed it for the world," You said blushing.

"ACTually I coul… Lily started, but stopped after noticing the look of hurt flash on James's face. "It looks really good," she quickly covered up.

James smiled in appreciation."Well, if you girls are looking for something to do, I believe we are going to start playing a game very soon,"

"What game?" You asked curiously.

"You'll find out soon enough love," Sirius winked at you.

You looked at James, your curiosity growing.

James just grinned, "Ya, what he said. Oh but I should warn you, things are gonna be heating up".

James and Sirius then turned and began making their way through the crowd of people dancing, occasionally pulling someone aside.

"Hey Camilla," you nudged your friend with your arm.

"Sup,"

"I think I better get a drink now,".

Two shots of firewhiskey later you were feeling quite relaxed, which was perfect because the mysterious game was about to start. There was a group of you who had gathered on some couches in the corner of the room as you waited for the instructions.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you all for coming to the party. I think it was a huge success, but sadly it has come to an end," James frowned at the group.

There was a chorus of 'Nooo' and 'It's not even late' from everyone sitting. Obviously most people were not ready for the fun to end.

"Hey now, the party may have ended," Sirius started, "But the after party starts right now!" he grinned.

You shook your head smiling as everyone, except Lily, whooped and cheered.

"Haha that's right," James laughed, "Now let's get to this game, has anyone here played Seven Minutes in Heaven?"

The majority of you all shook your heads but some, including Camilla, were giving knowing glances to each other.

"This is right up your alley Y/N," Camilla whispered to you, grinning.

Something told you that she was definitely lying. A knot began forming in the bottom of your stomach as the effects of the fire whiskey faded.

"Soooo, for those who don't know, Seven Minutes in Heaven is like an intense version of spin the bottle. The girls will put an item of theirs into this bag, and the guys will put an item of theirs into the bag James is holding. Everyone will get a turn to draw from the other bag, whoevers item you pick out is the one you will be spending time with," Sirius grinned cheekily, "…In the closet."

You lowered your face as you felt it heat up, your imagination going wild with what could possibly happen in the closet. You lifted your face only to find Sirius's eyes boring down into yours. If it was possible, your face turned a deeper shade of crimson. After what felt like hours you managed to look away.

Beside you Camilla was threatening to turn Lily's hair green if she didn't put something in the bag, which prompted you to search your pockets for an object. You managed to find a small bracelet charm which you dropped into the bag as it was passed around.

"Alright, looks like everyone's had a chance to put somethin in, so who's first?" James asked, smiling devilishly.

Not to your surprise, Camilla stood up and reached her hand into the bag pulling out a blue tassel.

"Who's the lucky man?" Sirius asked, looking around the circle.

"That would be me,". The voice belonged to Betram Aubrey, a very handsome Ravenclaw.

Camilla grinned, very pleased with her luck, as Bertram grabbed her hand and led her through one of the many doors that lined the wall.

"Don't do anything I wouldn't like!!" Sirius called after them, smiling mischievously, "now who's next?".

As time passed more and more people were sent into the closet together. Some came out all disheveled and blushing, and others came out looking ready to fight. Camilia had gotten to go into a closet twice now, but you and Lily hadn't had the chance yet. Neither of you, especially her, were too upset about it, but some part of you was curious to see what might happen if your name got called.

You were interrupted from your thoughts as Camilla lightly elbowed your shoulder, "Y/n,".

"Hmm, what?" You asked looking up. What you saw made your heart stop beating. Sirius Orion Black was holding up your charm bracelet. His eyes swept through the circle of people to land on you. He smirked at you and immediately you felt your face heating up, your eyes unable to drop his gaze.

"Well go get him Y/n," Camilla encouraged pushing you up.

It felt like you were moving in slow motion as you made your way over to Black, who still wore his signature smirk. As you reached him he grabbed your hand and led you into one of the rooms; he shut the door and you were both engulfed in darkness.

"Sirius?" you called out.

"I'm right here, love," he chuckled.

He sounded much closer than you expected and instinctively you took a step back, finding yourself pressed against a wall.

"Am I making you nervous?" he asked, as he took another step closer to you, trapping you against the wall.

Your body froze as he placed his hands on either side of your head, leaning close enough that you could feel his breathe on your neck.

"I-," you couldn't think clearly with his face just inches from yours.

"That's alright love," he murmured against your neck, "just tell me if you don't want this,"

You responded with silence as all you could do was stare into his piercing grey eyes, your body trapped between a wall and the man you had always longed for.

"Sounds good to me," his tone darkened as he lightly traced your jawline with his hand.

Sirius tipped your chin up, his eyes questioning, giving you one last chance to back out, but there wasn't any part of you that didn't want him, right here, right now and so you responded by quickly pressing your lips against his.

Pulling back you saw a look of surprise ridden on his face, but it quickly turned into a smirk, "No patience ay love? Well, let's try to take this slow."

As he spoke his lips brushed excruciatingly slowly over the naked skin at your neck. Sirius suddenly stopped his movement, bringing his lips to yours. The kiss started out slow, and careful but quickly became more passionate as want overcame the both of you. His hands found your waist, pulling your body flush against his own. Sirius pulled out of the kiss only for his lips to find your neck. Slowly he nipped and sucked at your skin, tilting your face to the side for better accessibility. His grip on your waist tightened as he lowly groaned, his tongue flicking over the sensitive skin of your neck. You found your body heating up, enjoying the feeling of pure pleasure that was coursing through your body. A soft moan left your mouth as he began sucking harsher, leaving your skin marked with a deep shade of crimson. As he continued, you found yourself overwhelmed with the need to touch him and so you maneuvered his body so he was the one pressed against the wall. This earned a low growl in response from Sirius as he withdrew from your neck. With a newly found confidence you wrapped your arms around his neck and pressed your lips against his. Slowly deepening the kiss you dipped hungrily into his mouth, Sirius reciprocated the kiss as his tongue found its way through your salty lips. Your hands ran through Sirius's hair, lightly tugging on the ends, causing his body to shudder. You both pulled away, breathing heavily as you fought to regain your breath.

Sirius's hands fell to your hips as he pushed you back against the wall, his eyes dark and his voice low as he murmured in your ear, "I want you Y/n,".

Chills ran through your body at his words, which were so painfully honest and full of emotion. You leaned your head against the wall behind you giving him more access as he began to nip at your collarbone, his lips travelling tantalizingly slow to the base of your neck, finding your sweet spot. Feeling the need for more contact you tugged at the base of his shirt, signalling that you wanted it off. He smirked against your neck as he obliged, teasing you as he pulled his shirt off, inch by inch. The urge to glare at him was interrupted as your eyes were drawn to his naked torso. Your eyes devoured his body, taking in every beautifully crafted muscle.

"It's rude to stare," Sirius smirked.

You felt your face heat up, but surprisingly you didn't turn away, instead you moved closer to him staring right into his eyes as your hands gripped his arms.

"Shut up Black," you muttered before connecting your lips to his neck.

Your hands slowly moved up his arms, feeling the definition there before your hands roamed his torso, your mouth slowly trailed down his neck to his chest, sucking harshly and pulling on his uncovered skin with your lips. Sirius responded with a low groan, his hands moving to grip your waist. You pulled away from his body slightly as you admired him, his usually perfect hair was now disheveled, his face flush, and his lips were dark and swollen, but in your eyes this was his truest form of raw beauty.

"What are you looking at?" he chuckled, having caught you admiring him.

"You," you smiled softly.

His eyes shined as he pulled you closer "You're much nicer to look at," he mumbled into the crook of your neck.

A small laugh escaped your lips as you once again wrapped your arms around his neck. Sirius leaned back and cupped your face with one of hands, the other remaining on your hip. His lips met yours full of need, which you recorpirated with the same passion. Your hands willed his body closer until there was no space between you. Hungrily, you deepened the kiss tilting his face to the side as your tongues fought for dominance.

Suddenly the door to the room was flung open as you heard James voice shouting, "Times up lovers!!"

Sirius immediatley moved his body to shade you from view, allowing you to straighten up your hair and clothing. The bright light from outside the room seemed to bring you back to your senses as everything sunk in. You were now one of the many girls that had gotten used by the notorious womanizer who was Sirius Black.

Shaking your head in disappointment at yourself you tried to push by Sirius, but he caught your wrist, preventing you from leaving.

"Hey, what's wrong?" he asked.

You laughed bitterly, "You got what you wanted Black, now will you let me go?"

"What I wanted," he shook his head, "What I want is still you Y/n, all of you, always,".

"Me?" you said in disbelief, "You could have anyone you wanted but you want me?"

"Yes,"

"Why?" your voice came out as a whisper.

"Because you are the most genuine, loving, and generous person I have ever met, and I'm not about to let you slip through my fingers. I want to be with you" He replied honestly.

"I, well I don't know what to say," you said looking up at him.

"Don't say anything right now, just promise me you'll think about it," he reached for your hands.

You just nodded, smiling softly.

"HEY GUYS WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG?" James's shouting interrupted your shared gaze.

Sirius smiled at you before turning to leave the room.

"Hey Black you forgot about your shirt," you called out after him.

He turned back and grinned, "Keep it, you'll look better in it anyways," he winked, continuing back to the others.

You shook your head smiling as you tucked his shirt under your arm, your heart full and your mind heavy.

[tropicalfreckles]

Okay I still have to fix some anatomy and clean up stuff (I wanna do a full outline and color for them), BUT HERE IS A WIP OF LUPIN IV CHARACTERS.

Left to Right

Renee Lupin (her brother and her are hawaiian/french/japanese) (older twin, uses a magnum most of the time, other times uses brass knuckles) (while both her and her brother were thieves, he was more of an artist about it and she was way more seedier when she went solo. pissed off too many people eventually and had both Interpol and many criminal organizations on her ass. the better shot between the two, she doesn't piss off as many people as she used to now lol)

Lupin IV (weapon of choice is a Walther PPK) (younger twin, won the Lupin name in the end(Renee wanted to claim his name) during a few years of him and his sister being rivals from the ages of 17-24. he saved her life from when she flew too close to the sun and they both became partners after that) (both love the thrill of being a thief, he prides himself in doing things his own way)

Haru Archer (Jamaican/Japanese) (ex-mercenary for hire that was trying to rise up the ranks in the mafia that hired him. his deceased dad was friends with Daisuke Jigen, both used to be some of the top snipers in the business and that carried over to Haru, who is a great sniper and good at hand to hand combat to fend off people that try to flank him. He originally just took this job because he knew he had a skill for shooting and wanted to support his family, but his huge extended family cut off ties with him when they found out he was killing people for a living. Misses his estranged siblings a lot. Joined the Lupin gang after he failed to kill Renee, who his boss had old beef with and tried to kill him for his failure. Renee kept him from getting killed and the two sparked a respect and rivalry for their skills with guns. Joined because of her, becomes Lupin IV's best bro later.)

Ryoichi Ishikawa (Japanese and literally the baby of the kids and the shortest. he's actually not in a life of crime or anything like that in in anyway, he's the youngest brother of Goemon Ishikawa XIV, and is majoring in Japanese History and Mythos, along with minors in world history. He wants to be a professor, and although he doesn't understand the route his brother went, he respects it since it's how their dad was and keeps in touch with his older brother. Sometimes gets dragged into Lupin IV bs and groans about it. Not much of a fighter but knows how to use a gun enough to not get killed.)

Goemon Ishikawa XIV (Japanese as well, older brother of Ryoichi. didn't inherit the zantetsuken, actually earned it in a duel with his father. took many years to achieve, though, his dad whooped his ass a lot LOL. while walking a similar fashioned path as his father, he also tries to understand all the strange choices his whole family has made. half of them were bodyguards for hire, which made sense, but some of them (especially his dad) would take part in stealing from others. he has a bit of a black and white mindset for a while until he meets lupin twins on his path of self discovery, he is set to kill them. he never really respected or understood the legacy or man of lupin iii even tho he only vaguely remembers meeting him twice as a child, so he has about as much less respect for his kids as well. after failing a month of killing him, the people who hired him put a hit on goemon as a lesson for being a 'piss poor hire'. he had been pretty well keeping up with lupin twins, they just happened to get lucky every time in not dying. after a big fight breaks out and he takes down a lot of guys, he still gets his ass kicked to the teeth and lupin iv and renee save him. while he's healing him and lupin iv have a big enlightening talk that i have saved somewhere but i dont wanna write this longer than it is atm lol. it basically ends in him finding a newfound respect for them and ends up joining them a lot, tho he still goes off to do his own thing too)

Sayuri Mine (is this her real name? who knows lol, both her and her sister are cheeky like that) (Japanese, youngest Mine sister and a world infamous jewel thief. She does espionage from time to time with her sister, she's very much like her mother in many ways but also a bit different. For example, she doesn't backstab nearly as much as Fujiko since she's a tad more sentimental though she keeps things interesting and still likes to come out on top of everyone. Easier that way to protect yourself. She had met the Lupin twins briefly here and there as kids but totally forgot about that since she didn't pay it much mind, and ran into them again when Renee and Lupin IV had just started teaming up as adults. She ended up getting way with a famous painting over them since her appearance seemed to throw them off, much to Renee's annoyance. Ever since then she found their partnership intriguing and would get roped into things, Lupin IV enjoying how much of a wild card she could be.)

Kiyomi Mine (japanese, older sister of Sayuri and more of a spy than a thief. She prides herself in her work and wishes to be the best of the best in the espionage business. Same age as the Lupin twins, her and Renee have an interesting rapport even though Yomi always calls her out whenever Renee is bitching at Sayuri. she cannot stand lupin iv most of the time, thinks he has a head up his ass and is going to get her sister hurt. sometimes teams up with the lupin gang (mostly initiated by her little sister dragging her into it), always is dressed in a fashionable suit and is pretty versatile in many weapons.)

Kiyoko Zenigata (Japanese. Might have an older sister, still working on that idea, but she has taken the route of going to interpol in a similar fashion to her father, but she isn't an Interpol agent because of the Lupin twins. She became one after showing explementary work in Japan and was invited to join Interpol. A good chunk of her superiors do respect her and she does have people when she takes over a new Lupin taskforce that respect her, but it wasn't easy. She was originally given the new Lupin case as a joke that she wasn't very happy about, she wanted nothing to do with the name Lupin (even tho Lupin saved her as a child, and she had a soft respect for him); she thought it was ridiculous because she was a Zenigata that she got stuck with two brats living it up off their dumb father's name. Eventually after catching them the first time, she realizes it's not like that and has a new resolve to catch them for good. She sees a challenge to take that is worthy of her attention and goes for it. Kiyoko is very headstrong and has a huge resolve just like her father, although she actually has more of a life outside of her than he does. But she takes the case very seriously and puts her everything into it.

She's a divorced single mom to a teenage boy as well. The oldest of the whole group.)

[makealarkofthemisery]

Hi, hi!

To be organized and whatever, i’m opening this blog with an intro post like a normal human person (slay).

My name is Lark [redacted]. I’ve lurked in Marauders fandom for about a year now, but never interacted myself. But as I started writing more elaborate fics, I’ve realized I should probably participate rather than stalk feeds online (whoops).

My main blog is @ma-lark-ey , where I will post so much random bullshit it’s ungodly. My AO3 is @/ ma_lark_ey, and I will shamelessly plug it.

i’m a lupin stan first and foremost and will defend remus with my life. he’s closely followed by pandora & james.

now, top-five lightning round in lieu of a proper introduction;

albums: 1. Tantrums - Xana 2. Are You Alright? / Pebble Brain - Lovejoy 3. 1989 - Taylor Swift 4. Save Rock And Roll - Fall Out Boy 5. Liminal - Chase Petra

artists: Chase Petra, Sabrina Carpenter, Set It Off, Waterparks, Mel Bryant & The Mercy Makers

songs: Gennifer Flowers - The Fever Dolls, Wildflower - Mel Bryant & The Mercy Makers, Reliable Narrator - Chase Petra, Car Lights - James Marriott, Out of the Woods - Taylor Swift, 19 - Xana

books: i wish you all the best - mason deaver, the perks of being a wallflower - stephen chbosky, the ship of the dead - rick riordan, dracula - bram stoker, carry on, simon snow - rainbow rowell

movies: red, white, & royal blue (2023), heathers (1989), the adam project (2022), goblet of fire (2005), dead poet society (1989)

television: DRRR!!, grey’s anatomy, good omens, heartstopper, and preemptively adding pjo tv because i know its gonna slap

podcasts: the newest olympian/potterless - mike schurbert (anything mike schubert 💖), seaweed brain - erika & carter, unprepared casters - haley whipjack & gus rachels, dungeons & daddies: odyssey, the penumbra podcast - harley takagi-kaner & kevin vibert

currently reading: the shadowhunters series & twilight

currently watching: nothing, lol. do have young royals on my list, though!

In the words of Yacko Warner: that’s all, folks!

[vampiretickles]

Hi! Are you still into Lupin III?

unfortunately no lol i havent watched it in like, over a year whoops

[vaguely-concerned]

I am still wheezing this entire scene is the hottest thing I've ever seen like... what man can top that

just the emotional security I experienced immediately once he showed up fdsalfsd lupin was like 'he's here :)' and holy shit yes he was!!!!

[krethes]

@wolfstarmicrofic July, Day Four: slippy

Yes, more firefighters. I warned you, lol. Gets a little NSFW towards the bottom.

The heat is oppressive, a smothering weight that cloys and resists the wind's attempt at moving it. Remus wipes sweat from his brow with a grimace and casts a pleading look their Captain's way. "Captain, are you su-" Remus stops himself and changes course. "Do people actually pay for this?"

Captain Shacklebolt laughs, a deep booming thing, and jerks his head in the direction of the growing queue of cars littering the block. Moments before, it was a ghost town. What changed? "Eyes front, probie," the Captain insists. Remus doesn't like being called that, mostly because he's not. Technically. Well, he is a probie here at this station, but that's only because he moved and is new to the department. Back home in Arizona, he had two years of experience under his belt. Still. No one argues with the Captain, so Remus looks and the... motivation for all of the cars becomes readily apparent as Sirius and Lieutenant Potter come rounding the corner, bare to their waists, each holding a sign: 'Firefighter Car Wash: Donations only' and 'Put Suntan Lotion/Sunscreen on a Firefighter: $5'

Remus looks back at their Captain, his brows raised. "This-"

"Every year, Lupin. Like clockwork. Rake in a ton of cash for the Widows fund and Burn Camps. Haven't had a tough year since Black and Potter came onboard."

Remus, looking back at the two men now running up the sidewalk to direct traffic to the empty car lot, can see why. Potter is a bronzed, sculpted statue of a man whom Remus had never had the pleasure of seeing shirtless before and fuck, Lt. Evans has it good but, then, so does he. Because next to him, Sirius is effortless beauty, muscular and pale as the sun is bright, his long hair tied up off his neck. Remus has seen him very shirtless before, but it hasn't lost its charm.

"Yeah," Lt. Evans laughs, coming up to bump Remus with her hip. She barely comes up to his bicep, but she's a sturdy one. "He's hot. C'mon, Lupin, time to get wet." She winks, laughs again, and jogs backwards towards the first car.

Washing cars with firehouses is actually a lot easier than Remus anticipated. He used to spend an hour or more getting his dad's truck nice and clean, but with four of them to a car, they're making short work of an ever-growing line.

Well, mostly four of them. Sirius and Lt. Potter keep getting pulled away (as do the Prewetts from B shift) to submit to the $5 application offer, not that it seems like it's much of a trial.

"Take it off," he hears Sirius murmur low and against his shoulder. Remus shivers despite the heat and tries to bat him away. "You're soaked. Just take it off. You're gorgeous. Let them see."

Remus scowls and makes a grab for Sirius, but his wrist, coated in god-knows-how-many layers of sunscreen, slides right out of his hold. "You're a slippy bastard," Remus grumbles.

"You could be, too. You've got to give James and me a break. We're like 80% oil by this point. It's not safe! You wouldn't want us to slip and fall, would you? All the firefighters in town are busy with a silly car wash!" Sirius casts his silver eyes up at him with a pitiful little wobble of his lower lip and Remus's resolve crumbles.

"Don't harass the probie!" Lt. Evans scolds, swatting Sirius with a towel. "Lupin, you don't have to take off your shirt if you don't want to. It's not a requirement."

Remus sees Sirius roll his eyes behind her back and smothers his smile. "Nah, it's okay. It's soaked through anyway." He strips the dark blue cotton off in a fluid motion, to the approving honks and whoops and held-out five dollar bills of cars further down the line, and Remus blushes. When he was younger, he had quite the time getting strong enough to pass his training, but once he started packing the muscle on, his body seemed to get with the program.

"Holy-!" Lt. Potter gasps, looking Remus up and down. He looks at Sirius, mouths something that looks suspiciously like 'well done' and beams at Remus. "Ahem. Right. Red Mazda four down would like to oil you up, Lupin. Atta boy!" he calls while Remus dutifully trails off.

Even after a long, hot shower (and a longer, hotter make-out session in said shower), he and Sirius both still smell like coconut, but it's not the worst thing. He's learned a lot about Sirius today, like that his hair gets adorably curly when exposed to humidity for a long period of time, and that he gets a little possessive after an afternoon of watching other people put their hands all over Remus's upper body.

Presently, Sirius has Remus's arms pinned by the wrists above his head as he straddles him, licking and nipping his way down his chest in excruciating slowness. Remus is worried he might actually burst. Sirius has been at this for half an hour at least, intent on covering every inch of him, muttering things like 'stupid fundraiser' as he goes.

"Y-you, fuck, careful...!" Remus groans with Sirius sits down on his hips. They're both in loose sweatpants, and Remus's briefs are in Sirius's washing machine, so there's not much to hide his very obvious reaction to Sirius's ministrations.

"What if I don't want to be careful?" Sirius asks, nipping his earlobe. They haven't actually had sex yet. They've been dating (as much as two very busy firefighters can) for a couple of weeks, but the time hasn't seemed right. Hasn't seemed special enough. And Remus has never cared about timing before. God knows he's had plenty of flings and failed relationships, but with Sirius...he wants it to matter. He wants to fall for him first, not his phenomenal body.

"Then I'm going to come in your spare sweatpants," Remus warns bluntly. "But as I was saying- oh, fuck you, that feels good," he moans when Sirius rolls his hips down. "Fuck, Sirius. You didn't get like this when they were touching Potter!"

Sirius snorts. "I'm not fucking James."

"You're not fucking me, either," Remus blurts before he can stop himself.

Sirius pulls back and regards him, pink-cheeked and beautiful. "I want to. You know I want to," he whispers. "Do you not want to?"

Remus wraps his arms around Sirius's waist and drags him down to lie on top of him. "No, I do. I really, really do. I just...I really like you, Sirius. I don't want to fuck this up."

"You think sleeping together will fuck it up?"

Remus sighs and shuts his eyes tight as he holds Sirius tighter. He's a heavy weight atop him but it feels good. Grounding. "It has before. Pretty much every time. People I like don't tend to stick around." He doesn't know what's wrong with him. But he's never been the one to break up with someone. It's always been him, staring at his phone or, once, an email, wondering where things went south. He's not hideous. He doesn't have many vices. Nothing illegal, anyway. Nothing abusive. He knows he's hard to get close to, between his own hang-ups and his work schedule, but surely someone would have stuck around longer than a few months.

"I'm not going anywhere, Remus. If that's the thing holding you back, that you're worried I'm a one-and-done type of guy...don't. If there's more, if there's something I can do to prove that I really like you, too, just let me know and I'll respect that, but if it's just that you think I'm only here because you're fucking hot, you're absolutely wrong." A hard edge has crept into Sirius's voice, and his fingers dig into Remus's shoulders where he's holding on. "I'm here because you're kind, and funny, and really gentle. Watching you with those school tours and those kids is like magic. I mean, you're also really fucking hot, but that's just a bonus."

Emotion wells up in Remus's chest and he lets out a shaky breath. "I'm sorry."

Sirius pulls up and kisses him sweetly. "Don't be. We've all got our shit. And dating is hard in our job. But it's been pretty fun lately, don't you think?"

Remus nods, bolstered by the kiss. "Really fun. I'll try not to overthink this. It's just sex, but sex with you feels like it'll mean something. And not just because you're like a fucking supermodel," Remus adds quickly, because he can feel a cocky comment just waiting in the wings for the appropriate time.

Sirius wriggles out of his hold and sits on top of Remus again, his knees on either side of his hips. "It'll mean something because you mean something. If it happens, it happens," he says simply. A predatory look comes over his face, and Remus can feel himself stiffen in the borrowed sweatpants. "Right now, though, I think I'm still taking inventory. So. If you would be so kind," he says with a little twirl of his fingers at Remus's hands.

Remus rolls his eyes good-naturedly and, because he can and because he's got a bit of the devil in him, too, he thrusts upwards, jostling Sirius and sending a beautiful flush to his cheeks.

"Oh, you're in for it," Sirius warns, lurching forward to pin Remus's wrists above his head again.

"Bring it," Remus baits just as Sirius delves his tongue into his mouth, taking the fight out of him even as his blood reignites.

[fruitcoops]

could you do a short fic where maybe hogwarts stadium decides to do a kiss cam during a game and it gets panned in on loops and cap out on the bench? idk i just think it’d be a really cute idea lol

That is a really cute idea--thanks for submitting it! SW credit goes to @lumosinlove

“What a game, Lee, what a game,” Frank said as the camera panned over the crowd. “We’ve got Black, Lupin, and Tremblay serving their two minutes for a very justified fight on behalf of rookie Cole Reyes, who has just been on fire tonight.”

“I agree, Frank. The Lions are certainly holding to their trend of rookie protection, and—oh, what’s this? It looks like the Kiss Cam is back in action!” Lee announced. “Alright, everyone, pull your sweethearts close and pucker—”

“Oh my god!” Frank laughed. “Would you look at that?”

“And the all-seeing Kiss Cam has landed not in the stands, but in the box of banishment! And not even on the only couple in there!”

“Tremblay is shaking his head, but he’s laughing, Lee. Looks like Lupin finds this hilarious as well!” In the box, Remus tried to lean over to kiss the side of Logan’s helmet, but was quickly batted away. “Come on, Tremzy, don’t pass up this golden opportunity!”

Next to Remus, Sirius furrowed his brow in confusion; Remus pointed to the camera and his eyes widened in surprise before he shot a playful glare at his fiancé, giving Logan a light whack to the back of his helmet. “For everyone who can read lips, it looks like Lupin is saying one kiss, one kiss, and Tremblay is having none of it,” Lee said around a laugh. “Don’t let us down, Tremzy! Claim your kiss from the former hot guy on the bench!”

“A swoop from Black!” Frank cheered as Sirius curled his hands in the front of Remus’ jersey and hauled him in for a chaste kiss. The crowd whooped as they both grinned—Remus’ cheeks went vivid pink. “Killer moves, Captain!”

“And he kisses the top of Tremzy’s helmet as an apology. What a team player.” Sirius gave the camera a smug smile as Logan pulled his helmet off and began vigorously scrubbing at the place he had been kissed.

“The Kiss Cam will be back in a few to find some other lucky souls,” Frank said. “In the meantime, let’s pop back to the ice, where the lovers are about to head out and get their lines rolling again. Back to you, Lee!”

[greyeyedmonster-18]

I really like the dynamic you have with wolfstar raising Harry. The relationship that Harry has with Sirius and Remus is basically everything I want in a fic! I was wondering how you think that would change if it was just Sirius or just Remus raising Harry?

hello bestie ❤ and thank you

honestly (and i know this largely because i have...ahem...personal bias) but, as much as i love wolfstar raising, i love single!parent sirius/remus and then the other meets them later in life, and its a different vibe entirely. Step dad remus. Step dad sirius. I lack the creativity to make scenarios where this is feasible, otherwise, id write the shit out of it.

i think wolfstar is such a good balance for one another? so like....without the balance, of course, how they single parent a child would be way different. (Below the cut)

-i think remus wouldve taken harry to wales. And been like MOTHER HOPE LUPIN U BETTER HELP ME. and harry wouldve grown up there. So already WAY MORE muggle influence

-hope lupin is an artist in my mind (she works with metals, like jewelry?) and so harry had a quiet cute little house where he got to paint on the walls and there were weird sculptures in the middle of the living room (again *cough* absolutely not something i do...). and everyone was so fucking clumsy.

-BUT wouldve lacked a sort of certainty. Like neither harry nor remus are the type to tell a barista their order was wrong? and its not a bad thing, it makes harry curious and open to trying new things and flexible when things go wrong. But, lack of certainty.

-now with SIRIUS. Idk why more raising harry fics dont have sirius writing andromeda??? I honestly dont get it.

-i might get hate for this, but i dont think sirius wouldve gone to number 12 unless it was a LAST RESORT (and in my wolfstar raising harry worlds it was and they made it home..but single sirius??? Nahh.) I like to thimm the Blacks had properties around the world, and so he and harry lived in one by the sea that was Uncle Alphards.

-harry grew up with andromeda and ted and tonks around. definitely more wizard than muggle influcence. Ive said this before, whatever, but in every world Sirius buys harry nice things. He went to a nice school. That boy is SPOILED. kind. But very spoiled. And with friends!!!!

-and therefore--occasionally arrogant!!!!!! Occasionally a bit more James Potter!!! Harry isnt as chill, or go with the flow. He has standards for how he deserves to be treated (and how others deserve to be treated) and is not shy about saying "hey you cant say that!" wh3n someone says "mudblood" or anything else. Fierce defender. But also gets himself into trouble when he has all the ego to say "im not doing that."

(sirius asks him to wash the dishes and its always a "no, im not doing that")

-boy is still messy though lol.

THIS IS LONG WHOOPS.

Anyway. I think wolfstar meets later. And heads exploded. Alot more balanced.

[r4bbitdragon]

P-BANDAI PAIR RINGS: RANKED (part 3)

reaching the present, so just a few more to clean up. and mostly sentai, actually? part one here and part two here. lets do this

19. lupin yellow and patren sango ring set- 6/10

and back to a sentai set! not one of my favorites, again, unfortunately. the gold and rose gold works a little better here but is still iffy, and using both of their rounded visor shapes as the motif just feels a bit mushy.

it is, however... the only ring set i found that focused on two female characters. So That’s Something

20. lupin red and patren ichigo VS ring set- 8/10

yeah, a very similar design but a definite improvement. the V S of the teams badges make for much stronger motif, especially since you can read the letters together. and that silver and gold! sorry, just a sucker for silver and gold

21. horobi and jin parent and child rings- 7/10

very simple set, definitely not clockable as toku merch unless you already know. i can respect that. both of these rings would be Pretty Boring on their own though

...while originally released while 01 was still airing, to specifically represent horobi and jin, this design does work for kr mbjr, huh...? that bodysharing principal i guess... (but that probably makes most remaining 01 fans sad.)

22. ryusoulger rings set- 8.5/10

at least we dont have to end of that depressing note, since the currently last ring set is this lovely one from ryusoulger!

...actually maybe nada fans are still sad. they always seem sad. well, nothing to do about that.

good note to end on! silver and gold, and the way the motifs interlock is quite nice. oh, and neat detail i noticed:

each of these bands actually has two gems! one of them on each band just gets covered up when worn together. thats a great little note that really adds to how each looks when separate, i appreciate it.

And that’s where we wrap up! if i didn’t miss any along the way whoops. i tried to find them all at least, but poke me if i missed one.

LIKE THIS ONE THAT I MISSED WHOOPS LOL

23. zero and belial ring- 5/10

'shouldn't this one date way earlier' these guys were in z right. close enough. im not editing part 1 when this part is so short.

anyways these are...! these are shapes. shapes that definitely vaguely recall zero and belial i guess. idk they just dont do much for me. they're Fine?

funny to have a ring set tying you to the shitty old man who's ass you must constantly kick, though. nice

ok we're actually done here

Only for now though, since I’m sure we’ll keep seeing more of these sets. There’s still plenty of backlog, as well as recent shows like Saber and Zenkaiger that have pretty obvious duos for inspiration.

And i welcome it! admittedly, some of these can be kinda awkward in the sense that... oh, you’ll acknowledge this bait-y relationship to sell merch of it, but not commit to it in the show? but on the other hand, there just really isnt any almost any other ongoing merch Just focused on relationships, platonic or otherwise like this. and given that the relationships between characters is what so many of us return to tokusatsu for, amongst the deluge of the rest of these shows’ merchandise im glad there’s at least Something to represent that :)

[mayamoons]

Get to know me through what I have in common with each of the Marauders :>>

(rewriting this old post of mine cause why not and idk how to write those normal get to know me or about me posts so might as well do it the nerdy way)

Hi!! I’m Maya, or you can call me Lily tbh if you’d like. It’s nice to have you here and I hope you have an amazing day ahead love!! <3

Remus Lupin

(absolute loml and ultimate comfort character 😩)

light/dark academia aesthetic yes .

comfy sweaters !! rainy days !! reading late at night !!

bisexual disaster™️

burnt out gifted kid vibes with the tendency to overwork themselves bsjdndjd

I curse like a sailor whoops

I live off of chocolate . I’m not exaggerating if you know me in real life my all time favorite drink is a nice cup of hot chocolate and I have it with me all the time.

witty comebacks are my love language

hahaha well my actual love language is touch and I like to believe (secretly) his is too

*bottles up anger and negative emotions* whoops

I’m pretty tall ... or really tall in my country but have hunched shoulders and scoliosis (HELP)

Lily Evans

I do well really well in school ? ig ?? This is not me bragging at all , I used to be such a goody goody and I’ve definitely relaxed a lot more in recent years. (I’d like to say I used to definitely be a Lily, but have recently converted to being more like Remus)

Apparently she’s an ENFJ! And so am I so thats cool :>

(lol if remus and lily had a child you basically get me which the reason my tumblr name for a while was literally Lily Lupin)

Sirius Black

In love with Remus Lupin 😩

I think I look, the most like him. Like physical attributes wise. He’s always described with high cheekbones and a strong jawline ? Very similar to me and my facial structure

My hair rn is very Sirius Black I wish I could show you all I love it sm (I have shoulder length dark and curly hair 🙈)

James Potter

the mom friend

My vision is far from 20/20 like I’m basically blind in one eye and can’t see things when they’re far away so yes !! I have that high definition Potter vision !!

Very serious about their sport ? I do ballet and I’ve been doing it for 12 years now so you could say I’m quite committed .

Anyway if you read through this whole thing wow I love you 😩

I also wanna see other people list down their similarities to them too cause I think its quite interesting to get to know people this way. So @ all my lovely mutuals feel free to make your own list !! reblog this or tag me I’d love to read them <33

[what-kinda-fuckery]

Hey so, I was one of the star struck falsettos stans that spent the forty dollars for the webinar, and I took notes (like a weirdo). So I decided I would share my funny moments and updates from the cast here!

- Host: Everyone should be keeping their audio off.

Christian: Oh alright!

Host: nO Christian not you

- Christians in Manhattan and his hair is back and he’s wearing a Superman t-shirt.

- Brandon is with his parents in NJ

- Stephanie and Brandon still love each other

- Brandon: Meat should be cooked just right

- Betsy: Stephanie are you in maple wood?

Stephanie: Well thank you for telling everyone where I am (she’s in NJ)

- Stephanie: Are you fucking kidding meee!!!

- Tracie is in LA, she looks like she’s in Costa Rica and I love her dog.

- Anthony’s VOICE IS LOW EVERYONES FREAKING OUT

they’re all talking about Anthony’s clear skin

- Andy Randy is in LA with a fresh haircut his boyfriend did it and he’s watching too much TV

Andrew: I’m watching this is America

Stephanie: SO GOOD

Andrew: SO GOOD

- Everyone’s having hard days

- Christian is acting out tracies dog’s pathetic bark and everyone’s like WHAT are you doing bc it looks like he’s about to throw up

- BETSY IS A WEEK AWAY FROM HAVINGA WHOLE CHILD

Betsy: What else do you do during a pandemic? Have a baby!

Andrew: Can I toss out another baby name? Celery.

Literally everyone: Goodnight Andrew goodbye!

- Christian is living with a girl (?) and playing board games instead of watching television

HE COOKS NOW EVERYONES PROUD OF HIM

Christian: yesterday I made pork filet en croute

Stephanie: I MADE PORK WITH SAGE AND APPLES ON WEDNESDAY

Stephanie: In mean girls they wear pink on wednesdays. In falsettos they make pork.

- I can’t get over Anthony’s voice

Again everyone returning to his literally perfect skin

- Stephanie: When watching four jews in a room in the beginning who’s in China?? I know the answer I just want to hear someone say it.

Andrew, with a thick accent: It was Bryna, in China, with a torn miniscus

- Christian: Did anything interesting make it on to the telecast between me and you? Andrew? Actually I dont remember I need to do my research.

Andrew: There’s been some strange comments about Christian and I- (AT THIS POINT IM WHEEZING)

HE MENTIONED THE TONY BONY

HE SAID IT WASNT A THING

HE DIDNT HAVE ONE

Andrew: No that’s not a thing that happened

Brandon: Andrew i want you to know that it’s okay if it was. It’s a safe space just the seven of us. (Lol)

- Bill Finn would take two steps into the room: “WROONG”

Stephanie: he wanted me to sing the end of I’m breaking down up the octave and I said #notmytrina

Brandon: #NOTMYTRINA

- Tracie what did you do during act 1

Tracie: Betsy and I sat in that dressing room for like an hour and a half

Andrew: You SANG the WHOLE SHOW TRACIE

- Betsy watched parts of the first act to feel like she was there

- Betsy sprained both her ankles at one point during the run and was a trooper anyways

Brandon reenacting Betsy limping during look look look look

Everyone dies laughing

Christians LAUGH makes me SO HAPPY

- Betsys screen is frozen like this: 🤨

Andrew: What if she went into labor??? (This is a common thread throughout the zoom)

- Anthony: I’m getting a lot of glitching so Stephanie is just like “HUH UH UH UH”

- Betsy comes back and everyone is like

YOU GUYS ITS COMING!!!

- They bought Andrew an ice cream for his birthday from the vending machine at rehearsal

- Andrew: The Hawaii crop top

Betsy: I would give anything to have that

- Tracie: it was very hard. Very precise bringing the blocks together

Brandon: Trying to be like oh my god we’re going to a funeral

Andrew: MY DEATH IT WAS MY DEATH

- fan question: What did the blocks weigh?

Stephanie: They were like thick yoga blocks. Not heavy but awkward shaped

Andrew: Significantly heavier when Anthony sat on them

Anthony: I just realized how much I got thrown around

Stephanie: Anthony were you proud of yourself? #proudofyou

Anthony: The one moment I was cringing was father and son

Christian: HERE WE GO *SLAPS TABLE*

Betsy: Anthony’s like BLAH BLAH BLAH blah my line BLAH BLAH BLAH my line BLAH BLAH

Christian: I LEAVE THE PAUSE IF YOU CANT GET IN THATS ON YOU

Anthony: I was blinking in that number like constantly

Christian: THE WHOLE THING LIKE A SALAMANDER

Oh Anthony.

- Andrew: I HAVE A STORY ABOUT CHRISTIAN BORLE. Tech for what more can i say. He was laying on me. We were shirtless in underpants under the blankets.

Christian: SLOWER

Andrew: he leaned over; He sniffed his armpit and said “I hope you like France”

EVERYONE DIES LAUGHING INCLUDING ME

Christian: i haven’t worn deodorant in 10 years true story

- Christian: i seem to remember holding our pillows and blankets pretending like we were partying on fyre island and Andrew said:

Andrew: WHATS YOUR NAME???

Christian: No no it was something like:

WHAT HOUSE ARE YOU STAYING IN??

Andrew: WHAT HOUSE ARE YOU STAYING IN???

Betsy: James lupine I feel like we’re ruining this show

- Andrew: The shenanigans were real but so was the sadness

Stephanie: We’re real and we’re funny what you gonna do

- Andrew talking about how hard the show was to do: Finding some liberty, It’s a hard world to live in all the time. It was a hard time especially for Christian. I would sometimes go home and cry for no reason

Brandon: Building up emotion with nowhere to put it

Betsy: then Lesbians come in and provide all the levity

Stephanie: Although Dr. Charlotte brings in horrible news

Tracie: Everything’s beautiful at what more can i say and I’m like not so fast

- Tracie always had a funny thing to say

- Who broke character the most on stage?

Anthony Stephanie and Christian

Anthony: it was when I said “I don’t want a bar mitzvah” and I spit in your face a lot and you went like *puts arms up* and someone at stage door was like very condescending like it’s not professional

Christian: Oh my bad we’re people sorry

- Stephanie wrote a line in the show “YOU HAVE PAINTINGS OF DICKS”

- James wanted her to cut off her finger during I’m breaking down

And turn around with a bandaged bloody finger

- Betsy’s nose bleeding during something bad is happening

And Tracie was like something BAD IS HAPPENING

Tracie: Christians throwing up right now

Betsy: Bloody Kleenex up the nose THE SHOW MUST GO ON

- Fan question: Stephanie how do you belt with a banana in your mouth

Christian: Practice practice practice

Stephanie: just shove it in your cheek. But Really that wasn’t supposed to happen

Anthony’s nickname in the rehearsal room was little bananas because he had to gather up all the pieces of stuff after Stephanie shoved the table over with her rear. Sometimes he didn’t have enough time to put it somewhere so he would just put the pieces of banana in his mouth and that’s where it came from

That’s why

- Andrew: Stephanie your glasses are very chic

Stephanie: Oh my gosh thank you *shocked*

- Betsy: Bill was like I’d rather DIE than change lyrics for the pbs special

FLaT aS a LaKe

- Cue everyone accidentally talking over each other and saying what at each other for 30 seconds

Christian: what? what? what?

Who is it?

What’s going on?

- If you could play anyone else in the show who would it be

Anthony said Mendel

Tracie said Mendel

Brandon said Trina

Andrew said marvin

Betsy said whizzer

Stephanie said Mendel

And I honestly couldn’t hear if Christian said anything whoops

- Brandon: If someone could at some point explain to me the Mendel eats dirt meme? People have been Asking me if Mendel eats dirt? I don’t think it’s about Trina Trina is not the dirt. I was overwhelmed. Can someone in the Q&A explain this? *A few seconds later* oh It was from a meme generator?

Christian: Greaat.

Brandon: It’s a fan fiction about Mendel eating dirt and getting aroused by it

Everyone: WHAT

- They still get fan art

Someone recreated the whole soundtrack 8bit and also with KAZOOS

- Brandon: CONGRATS CHRISTIAN ON LULOS WIN FOR LITTLE SHOP. If you haven’t seen Christian in little shop it’s revelatory I’m not just blowing smoke up your ass I have not laughed that hard in a while at the theatre

- Christian talking about little shop

Christian has a 12 inch Batman toy in his dressing room and he misses it

- Ticket prices were getting out of control before corona everyones hoping this will make a difference

Brandon and everyone think it should get more accessible

- Brandon: Hear hear I need a refill

- Stephanie: Your hair looks incredible Brandon (it did)

Christian: She’s been waiting to talk about it for 53 minutes

- Andrew: Well Betsy what I’m wondering is have you crowned yet??

Proceed everyone dying

Brandon, taking a picture of the screen: This moment will go down in history as When Betsy was asked if she was crowning

- Everyone mimicking zoom freezing by starting a sentence and freezing halfway through

- Christian: What new Steven sondheim musical are you excited about Anthony *devilish grin*

Anthony having no idea what Christian is talking about

Christian: Come on Anthony you know the answer. Ugh. The minds of the young. You’re smoking pot now aren’t you??

Christian: We have a lot of fun

- Andrew: I’m trying to get people to pay attention to me

- Christians pretending to be frozen

Cue a lot of yelling: Stephanie BRANDON STEPHANIE

NO CHRISTIAN

Everyone accusing each other of being frozen

NO YOURE FROZEN

- Andrew: Let’s all act like we’re frozen

Steph: I see Andrew acting like hes frozen

Betsy: Watching you do that is killing me

- Listening to the cast recording for the first time together

Stephanie: Why was I the a-hole that couldn’t be there???

Christian: That’s a question only you can answer

- Betsys husband came in everyones like BETSY LOOK OUT

Christian: that scared the shit out of me

- What is marvins last name and what was his line of work

Christian: we definitely said it at some point right? (They didnt) but he was in advertising. What was the last name? Gardens? O’Malley?

- Andrew: Betsys gone oh no

Betsy: I’m right here!!!

Andrew: She’s giving birth (again)

Stephanie: Betsy Wolfe is a ceiling

- Brandon: Welcome back Anthony. You’re here now.

Anthony singing merrily we roll along over Betsy trying to tell a story

Christian: STOP SMOKING POT IN YOUR BEDROOM ANTHONY

- Betsy: Steve (Steven Sondheim) comes to the door I call him steve

Into the woods is the reason Betsy is in theatre

- Betsy: Andrew was nervous singing at the tonys for Book of Mormon and he got dry mouth he sang like 😬I BELIEVE and he licked his lips so much during the song.

Brandon: Did you have a boner then too?

Andrew: GUYS DONT BE DICKS

Stephanie: It’ll be like dry mouth, boner

Andrew: BETSY YOU FUCKIN BITCH ITS ACTUALLY NOT THAT BAD

Stephanie: Bets maybe we should wrap it up

- Brandon sings MARRIAGE PROPOSAL

EVERYONE TELLING HIM TO STOP SINGING I took a video it was beautiful might post that later

- “Tracie Thomas from Lent!”

Tracie having stage fright

Tracie: Billy porter said “oh child we all forget the words” and walked away

- Anthony said WHO SHAT THE BED in four jews once

Anthony: That’s my contribution. Steph got her line, I got who shat the bed

- Steph: We lost andrew oh no

Christian: Um, we lost andrew ten minutes ago. Yeah when Brandon started singing

- Then Betsy sang a song by Bill Finn beautiful

- Steph: Wear your masks and eat pork on wednesdays

That was it!! I hope you enjoyed and people who were there if I got anything wrong that’s my human error it was hard to note everything I wanted to. Smooches! Byee