#lords of lies

[goldenvulpine]

I want to clear up a mistake people make with Azula and Ursa.

Ursa didn’t play favorites.

Ursa didn’t think Azula was a monster.

Ursa simply, unequivocally, just didn’t enable Azula’s worst traits like Ozai did.

Ozai’s favorite child was Azula, but Ursa still loved her more.

Because enabling isn’t love.

What did Ozai’s enabling do? It made Azula into the type of person to never have any loyal friends. It made the type of person that Mai and Tai Lee would betray at the risk of their own lives.

Ursa pushed Azula to be with her friends. To be with Zuko. Ozai pushed Ursa away, and both kids suffered for it. Azula became a sadist, enjoying seeing her brother get burned—while Zuko was pushed away because he cared for his people.

Azula thought her mom hated her because her mom was the only one who cared enough to tell her no.

[idealog]

Insulting Thieves Merely Go To Hell.

[elegantjellyfishwerewolf]

While everyone is waiting for the meeting of Tai Lung and Shifu in the new part, I am waiting for the meeting of these two (I am sure they have something to discuss).

And judging by the trailer, all the villains from the previous parts will return (I really want to believe it)

[natp20]

asmodeus, rocking up to aeor as a cleric of the dawnfather just to spite his brother who is leaning hard on the youth pastor aspect of his divinity

[hadesisqueer]

Korra's relationships with world leaders are so funny like:

-Korra has had falling outs with her father, the Chief of the Southern Water Tribe. Not that serious but hey.

-Korra has argued (several times) with Tenzin, leader of the Air Nation and one of the former councilmen of Republic City. Again not that serious but hey.

-Korra literally argued with and fought and was bloodbent Tarrlok, another councilman of Republic City.

-Korra fought (and kind of killed) her uncle Unalaq, the Chief of the Northern Water Tribe. She also fought her cousins Eska and Desna, the current Chiefs.

-Korra's relationship with Raiko —president of the United Republic— was so good (sarcastic) that they both argued and yelled at each other in public and he banished her from Republic City for the entirety of Book 3. At least she gets along with Zhu Li now.

-Korra got along so well with the Earth Queen (also sarcastic) that she yelled at her, organized a prison break and ended up being a fugitive in the Earth Kingdom. At least she's chill with Wu.

-Korra fought Kuvira —who was also leader of the Earth Kingdom/Empire/whatever—. Twice.

Basically, the only nation that hasn't had a leader with whom Korra hasn't had any beef with (serious or unserious)... is the Fire Nation. She's yelled at, argued with or physically fought any kind of leader from all nations except the Fire Lord. Which is a big contrast with Aang lmao.

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Gandalf, showing up with aragorn and gollum in tow: hey there legolas, i got you something!

Legolas:

Legolas: why can’t your visits be normal?

[skibbiescoober]

I just want to say that the dads in Kung Fu Panda 4 act like the gayest dads… and I’m here for it. ❤️

The movie is so good ⭐️

[dummy-dot-exe]

by 𝗥𝗘𝗜𝗤@reiq

[thatwavephenomenon]

The people who already have their Rooks all figured out are something else truly. Me? I won't be able to imagine what my Rook will be like before I see the haircuts available. The hair will determine everything.

[eternalergo]

LIES OF P — Scenery [ 25/? ]

[heareriispurr]

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[jellyfish-perspective]

I'm sorry, but other than the egg one, all of Bilbo's riddles suck so bad. Gollum is coming prepared with five lovely, deeply disturbing little riddle-poems. They're guessable. They rhyme. They've got clear well-defined answers like 'time' and 'fish' and 'darkness'. The answer to one of Bilbo's riddles is literally "Fish on a little one-legged table, man at table sitting on a three-legged stool, the cat gets the bones" which is outrageous. That's not a thing. And then the actual winning riddle of the contest (albeit accidentally) is 'what does Bilbo have in his pocket?' which is obviously unfair. So I'm sorry, I know he's disgusting and a creature of the dark but Gollum should have won that contest fair and square and the story should have ended there and that is why you need an impartial referee to uphold a minimum quality level for your riddle contest lest you be robbed and ultimately die in a fiery death because of it.

[ladychunli68]

Street Fighter & Friends Swinsuit Special by Reiq

[scumvillainess]

time travel au where a post-pidw yue qingyuan somehow travels back in time after death (either through death, through the magic that still remained in his sword, someone intervening, etc.) to right before he was reunited with shen qingqiu at the iac.

but for some reason along with being given the chance to live his life once more, yue qingyuan now has the ability to tell when somebody is lying to him no matter what.

at first, yue qingyuan doesn’t see much value in this gift because there aren’t many people who would dare lie straight to his face, but that all changes the moment he’s reunited with shen jiu again and he realizes that nothing that shen jiu says is ever the complete truth.

[mareastrorum]

Approximately 100 years before Downfall, the night the Calamity began (EXU Calamity, E2)

Zerxus: Let's get you cleaned up.

Asmodeus: (cries) Asmodeus: I have only known darkness for so long, and even before that, no one has shown me kindness.

Zerxus: That's going to change, and that's a damn shame. This is your home. Don't you forget that. You belong here.

??? years ago (C3E99, Downfall Part 1)

Brennan: Imri leaps to the deck of the ship, throws up a wall, and [Luz] see[s] that suddenly there is a face and eyes and hair, as []

Imri: Let us through! Let us through! (screams)

Brennan: Heat pours over Imri and burns him terribly as he stands at the front of the ship, pushing forward with the will of this eternal place, making a way through the heat for your vessel to--

Ashley: I go to help.

Brennan: As Imri is dying, you put a hand on him. What do you do? What do you say in this moment?

Luz: I'm so sorry. I don't know what to do.

Ashley: I-- I sort of take my form, and the only thing I know how to do is just hold Imri in this moment in the warmth of what feels like a hug.

Brennan: You hug Imri, and that is the only thing that saves him from destruction. You heal him. As the heat touches him, it bursts into fire. This mane of-- Imri was so beautiful, and this mane of hair stretches back, and the fire burns it until it blackens into two swirling spikes that stretch back from his head, wrapping around him like horns, as the heat touches you and you burn brighter and brighter, until you are pure light.

??? years ago, during the Calamity (See the Taldorei Campaign Guide)

The Fall of Aeor (C3e99, Downfall Part 1)

Father Milo: My goodness. Are you a cleric of the Everlight, young Ayden?

Ayden: I stick up for my family.

Father Milo: I'm just glad she's still got a worshiper. (laughs)

[ranticore]

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