#lucius x narcissa

[souryam]

the time is right, your perfume fills my head

the stars get red, and, oh, the night's so blue

[bey0nd-1he-stars]

I know Snape was the only death eater that was able to produce a patrons and I’d just like to beg your pardon.

Snape conjured a patrons based on an obsession. What he had for Lily might have been love once but let be real, we’ve surpassed that phase. Now it feels like it’s just an obsession over her.

Other than Lily, his life was fucking miserable. His father was a prat and his mother was weird. He got bullied at school and he doesn’t really seem to enjoy his teaching life very much.

It’s also portrayed that his patronus is conjured from love and not happiness.

So excuse me if I feel like any other death eater has happier memories than Severus Snape.

Lucius Malfoy, he’s respected at the ministry and has a wife, a son that he at least cares about, a nice ass mansion. He’s wealthy and grew up in a famous, rich family, why can’t he conjure a patronus?

Bellatrix Lestrange, like the only death eater who really enjoys what she’s doing with Voldemort. She straight up laughs when killing Sirius. Why can’t she conjure a patronus?

Regulus Black, whose love for his god damn house elf got himself killed. Why can’t he conjure a patronus?

Narcissa Malfoy, who loves her son more than anything, so much that she straight up lied to Voldemort who can read minds just because there’s a chance her son is still alive. Why can’t she conjure a patronus?

Why can’t any of the death eaters conjure a patronus especially since Harry, at 13 years old, could do it based on a made up memory.

It’s a shit excuse to get people to like Snape more.

[daddiesdrarryy]

*Christmas, 1991*

Narcissa: Open your present, Draco!

Draco: Yes, mother!

Draco: …what is this?

Lucius: It’s a broom, son

Draco: This is not what I wanted! I said I wanted Harry Potter!

Lucius: Draco, we cannot give you a person-

Draco: I want Harry! I want him! I want to have him!

Narcissa: I told you to call the Potters

Lucius: Okay what am I supposed to tell them? “Hello, my son likes your son, how about we wrap your son up in a box to give him to our son”?

Narcissa: That is certainly one way to start

Lucius: …

Draco: I want Harry!

Lucius: …

Lucius: I’ll Floo them

[tw-empty]

My fair Lady Malfoy, 1972

[teacup-gathering-itself]

Narcissa and Lucius’ Unbreakable Vow story is so fuckin funny to me.

So you’ve got Narcissa, realizing that she should be married off soon, and then realizing the reason she hasn’t been married off yet or at least promised to someone is because of how Sirius is behaving. Bella and Andy were already promised by the time they were her age, but she’s the backup for Sirius.

Absolutely not. She grabs Bella, explains that she absolutely will not do this and needs help picking a pureblood husband fast.

How they decide on Lucius? Irrelevant. It’s an honor to marry a member of their family, so they just need someone who isn’t spoken for publicly. Lucius will do.

Imagine Lucius hearing their proposal, and his Malfoy instincts being like “a marriage to a Black? Yes ofc it’s an honor to marry into that family, they rarely allow others to marry their children.” He agrees, is thrilled, and then,

Later

At night maybe weeks after that vow is made

He realizes

That while yes, he did promise to marry a sane, levelheaded member of the Black Family,

And truly, what an honor, the odds of that happening are unspeakable. So unlikely it seems a fantasy.

But

He’s also vowed to make the ENTIRE Black Family his in-laws.

All of them.

And he just sort of stares at the wall, trying to accept what he’s sentenced himself to.

At least his parents will be proud and his children will be gorgeous regardless of which parent they take after. He’s to marry a Black, after all.

(This also justifies why Narcissa turns to Bellatrix when she needs a vow out of Snape. They’ve danced this dance before and coerced an unbreakable out of Lucius, they can absolutely wrestle one out of Severus.)

[slytherpuffh0e]

I need this Harry Potter fanfic but I don’t wanna write it

I want a Harry Potter fic where it takes place in order of the Phoenix, Sirius goes through Reg’s old stuff and finds an old muggle video camera that the slytherins used to use (regulas, snape, lucius, narcissa, maybe, just maybe y/n if anybody likes that) and they watch all the videos and it’s just them doing stupid teenager stuff, and then everybody realizes that maybe the slytherin weren’t all completely evil and stuff. Can somebody write this because it’s been on my mind for weeks and I don’t know how to write 😭😭

[lepra-art]

Lucius and Narcissa from ff “From Wiltshire, With Love” written by @mistresslynndramione

Love them so much!

Арт нарисован для печатной версии фф «Из Уилтшира с любовью» от команды переводчиков. За новостями можно следить на канале Dramione Fireshow в телеграмме!

[itskarikara]

Young Lucius and Narcissa on a date on Valentine's Day

[catgriller]

Lucissaaaa I love them

[roseburning]

Headcanon

As a person who never actually read the books but spend too much time on this fandom, I headcanon that:

The marauders were hypocrites, bc Sirius and Remus were """secretly""" dating, but they still made fun of Severus for being feminine and later on for being bissexual.

Lucius and Narcissa earned the spot as the "prettiest couple" in the yearbook for almost 3 years in a roll, that until James and Lily started dating.

Lucius swears that if they came out as a trouble with Sev they would get that spot back. That always makes Cissa giggle and Sev blush.

By the way, they're a trouple.

More like, Lucius and Narcissa are dating bc their families want them to, but have more of a platonic relationship while Severus and Lucius are secretly dating. Narcissa supports them with all her heart.

They know about The Half-Blood Prince book, as Severus was really putting effort on it and was very proud.

Lucius nicknamed Sev as "my Prince" and sometimes he even makes a small bow, just to make Sev blush.

When Narcissa got pregnant with Draco, they panicked b they didn't know if the kid was Lucius' or Severus'. Luckily, Draco was born with Lucius' white hair. If he has Sev's dark hair, they were going to say that it was bc Narcissa was a Black.

Both Narcissa and Lucius presented Severus as a pureblood from the Prince House to their parents. The lie didn't last long, but it was good while it lasted.

When they found out about Severus' abusive home life, they really decided to spoil him, taking him to expensive restaurants and parties.

Once, they asked Severus what brands were considered luxury in the Muggle world and Severus made them buy Prada cuz the Devil Wears Prada. Lucius and Narcissa never got the joke.

Narcissa brought Lucius and Severus "Prince" to a family dinner (the kids were allowed two companions). Sirius brought James and Petter. That was an awkward dinner, but most of the adults were mad at Sirius for bringing two Gryffindors.

Also, Narcissa hates Sirius, not for being a Gryffindor (that as well), but for being a Marauder and a sadistic bully. She makes his family life as miserable as possible.

Actually, Sirius and Bellatrix were not so different. She was also a sadistic bully, but she aimed muggle borns.

[writer-swift-knight]

A new one shot! Written by myself and my lovely friend @d-read64 with art by the marvelous @madameindemnity as a gift for our darling friend @maple-unicorn



[souryam]

they color match their outfits with each other's eyes

[lilbeanz]

So we all agree Narcissa claps those cheeks, yeah?

[daddiesdrarryy]

Lucius: The Malfoys don’t bottom!

Harry: Wow, was Draco adopted?

Narcissa: Were you adopted?

[somesnapefan2]

[teacup-gathering-itself]

hc that Severus with a camera would absolutely take pictures of any blonde person around in public for the express purpose of showing Lucius Malfoy after saying “Hey I snapped a candid of you for your family photo album” and every time Lucius absolutely dies of laughter.

Occasionally he’ll lead with comforting Narcissa over Lucius’ affair before showing his “evidence”. One photo of a blonde stranger in an incriminating position later and Lucius is keeled over, gasping for breath.

The first time he tried the affair approach Lucius almost threw up from stress because he would NEVER, but Narcissa and Severus are drama queens who sold him on their act.

It’s Lucius’ favorite thing bc in no way is Severus trying to appease him or get something from him, he’s actively shitting on his hair, and for once in his adult life he’s treated like a normal friend, just like their days at Hogwarts.

(Think like that tiktok sound

Sista is this you right here in this alley?

Sista if you see a bitch in the alley with a bad bob that is not me, go the other way

Who is this?)