#made this instead of sleeping after a night out with the fam so if you see inconsistent coloring etc no you don't

[jeong-guwon]

Sam Reid as Lestat de Lioncourt Interview with the Vampire — season 2

[lazycats-stuff]

Batfamily x male reader

Batfamily x male!reader - this is part 1 everyone.

Summary: some talking is done.

Warnings: angst, fluff, (Y/N) is trying and so is the fam, cursing, trying to forgive, a punch was thrown, cutting people out

The fight echoed through the manor. Even days after it, the tension was still palpable. (Y/N) truly wanted nothing more with his so called brothers and father. If they tried to talk to him, they would be ignored or (Y/N) would just snap at them.

Almost biting their head off.

Safe to say, things were going to complete and utter shit.

Bruce didn't even know how to start talking to (Y/N). Was he emotionally reserved? Yes. But will he try everything in his power to make it right?

Yes. Everything he can do, he will do.

Bruce has decided to call a meeting. He made (Y/N) leave his room and (Y/N) has never looked worse. He couldn't sleep for days on end, only getting about 4 hours per night. He wasn't in the mood to eat either. He was only alive because Alfred had to make sure he was still alive.

Everyone noted that he looked like he didn't want to live anymore. More so, he looked dead. (Y/N) just sat down, an angry look on his face, arms crossed and body language closed off. He sat down as far as away as he could from them, clearly not happy to be here in the slightest.

He tucked himself in the chair, ignoring everyone and everything.

" (Y/N)... " Bruce started quietly, clearly not wanting to have a blow out and an explosion. " We have to talk through this problem. " Bruce continued just as softly and (Y/N) scoffed.

" We know we have been... Neglecting you, to say the least. But... We want to fix our mistakes. We want to be better. " Bruce said and (Y/N) chose to roll his eyes instead of listening. No matter what they could say could ever fix this.

" Well... 10 years too late. " (Y/N) said sarcastically, tapping his fingers against his tucked up knee, clearly anxious to leave this room behind. He really was anxious too leave.

" And we realize that. " Tim started softly, looking at (Y/N) with a sad look on his face. (Y/N) wouldn't allow them to see them sweat.

" Bullshit. " (Y/N) said quickly. They don't realize shit. " You are only doing this because Jon came over and pointed it out and now you are worried that the word doesn't spread. " (Y/N) spat out, leaning on his tucked up knee, glaring that the floor.

" That is not true. " Damian said and (Y/N) looked up, glaring at Damian, scoffing at the words, then laughing bitterly.

" Oh please. You never told Jon about me! I'm assuming all of your friends don't know I exist, right? " (Y/N) said as he rubbed his eyes from the exhaustion.

The silence was the only answer that (Y/N) needed.

" Yup and there it is. No one knows I fucking exist! " (Y/N) said loudly, blood pressure raising. He took a deep breath to calm down. " Just as I thought. No one knows I exist. No one even cared about my school achievements either... Let me ask you something Bruce. " (Y/N) asked, turning his attention to Bruce.

" Do you have a college fund for me? Just like you do for other four? " (Y/N) asked, itching for an answer. When Bruce looked away in shame and (Y/N) scoffed yet again.

" Also, don't you fucking dare setting it up. I have got a scholarship anyway. " (Y/N) answered the unasked questions. Bruce was proud of (Y/N). How could he have done this to (Y/N), forget to put a college fund...

" I'm sorry (Y/N). I didn't mean to forget you. " Bruce said, keeping his distance, but wanting nothing more than just hug him and kiss the anger away.

But alas, that's not how it works. (Y/N) has to forgive him first.

" Can you tell us more about the scholarship? " Jason chimed in, wanting to speak about something that (Y/N) could be happy about.

" It's for MIT. " (Y/N) said quietly and everyone was in shock. They didn't know that (Y/N) was into science and mathematics and what not.

Another mistake of theirs.

" That's amazing (Y/N). " Tim praised, smiling at (Y/N). Getting into MIT is hard as hell.

(Y/N) rolled his eyes, but deep down inside, he craved that praise more than life. But some praise won't erase everything that happened.

" You would really have to move then... " Dick said sadly and (Y/N) glanced at all of them. They all seem sad that he would have to move all the way to Massachusetts, but it would be necessary. (Y/N) needed to get out of here. One way or another.

" I think what we all mean to say is that we are sorry. There is no excuse, not a single thing that could justify what we did and what we have caused to you. " Damian said and (Y/N) was shocked to hear the word sorry just tumble out of his mouth like that, so effortlessly. So easily. But he composed himself quickly.

" How do I put his nicely? " (Y/N) said, looking sarcastic. " I don't give a damn about any of you. I don't give a damn about apologies at all. I don't care about any of you. The moment I move out, all of you are going to be dead to me. Period. " (Y/N) said as he quickly stood up, going to his room.

He isn't going to fucking listen anymore.

" No, (Y/N) wait! " Everyone called after him and tried to stop him. Jason managed to grab his arm, but (Y/N) threw a punch and knocked Jason down on his ass, making the others rear back. It was a truly what the fuck moment for all of them.

(Y/N) was never violent.

(Y/N) slammed the doors of his room shut and everyone was silent. Jason was breathing heavily through his mouth as (Y/N) broke his nose.

" He has a hell of a punch. " Jason muttered as he stood up.

" We have a shit ton of gravelling to do. " Tim muttered and everyone nodded in agreement. Saying that they are dead to him, well, will be dead to him, that was sort of a nail in a coffin. Coffin about their relationship...

That was probably on the brink of death, if not dead already.

" Come on, he needs some time alone. " Bruce said and ushered everyone out of the hall, mostly Jason to take a look at his nose, to treat it and heal it.

That same night, (Y/N) quietly managed to get his things into a car, while others were on patrol and blocked them in the process. Then he started driving to MIT, because he didn't have the nerve to put his things onto a plane and go. And besides, he didn't have enough things anyway.

(Y/N) could finally start his new life.

[agent-barnes40]

Teddy bears

13th Doctor x GN!Reader (romantic)

The Doctor doesn’t realize the bear she bought you would have lasting consequences.

Fluff, pure fuckin fluff

The Doctor really really should’ve thought better when you came running up to her, practically death gripping her hands and dragging her back to the shop you had launched yourself into. Her brain was running a thousand miles a minute, trying to figure out what you had found, or if you had gotten into trouble. Instead, she saw the shop keep setting a brown stuffed bear on a shelf behind the counter, with two TARDIS blue hearts stitched over the chest.

"Please, Doctor. I would've given them earth currency but we don't have a universal currency and I don't know what currency this planet takes. I won't ask you to pay for anything ever again." You had practically begged, your voice coming out with words that even her brain had a hard time keeping track of.

The Doctor had to laugh, you looked adorable looking between her and the bear. Your feet were still tapping in excitement at finding the bear at all. "Yeah, we can get you the bear, if that is what your asking for."

"I forgot to even mention what I wanted! Oh thank you so much!" You didn't even think and pulled the woman in for a kiss.

The Doctor eagerly kissed back, her brain lighting up with ideas of what else she could do to have more kisses like this. Obviously more stuffed animals had made their way onto her list. She gently pulled away and rested her hands on your hips, laughing softly.

~

She really should've thought better when you started carrying the bear around everywhere, if she even mentioned there could've been a chance at sleeping outside The TARDIS. You had it stuffed in a bag you took everywhere. You and The Fam were curled up in a tiny tent, miles away from the TARDIS and you had pulled the bear out, setting it in your lap as she paced back and forth.

Yaz just smiled at the bear while Ryan snorted. "You still carry it around everywhere."

You smiled and nodded. "Gotta have a piece of my Time Lord with me everywhere I go. Plus, she's gonna be so busy tonight trying to figure out how to fix all this, she won't be open to cuddling. So next best thing."

The Doctor stilled at that, and then started pacing again. Graham was the one who picked up on The Doctor's stutter in her walk and the smile that had crossed the Time Lord's face.

Of course, you had been right and spent the night curled around the bear, and The Doctor had just stared at you. Your face had been burrowed into the bear's chest, barely enough room for you breath but it was how you slept with her.

~

The Doctor really should've checked the bear after that night, because when she heard you talking to someone in her room, her heart dropped and when she peeked her head in, and saw you curled up in her lilac and rainbow bedding, that damned bear sitting on your chest with her voice coming out of it.

She immediately pulled her sonic out and tried to discretely sonic it but your ears had caught the whirring and you sat up. "Hi Doc!"

Her eyes watched as the bear fell onto her side of the bed and she couldn't help but feel the spike of jealousy in her hearts as you readjusted the bear into a sitting position. She slowly moved the rest of the way into the room and sat next to the bear. "So when did you get it to speak to you?"

You tilted your head before looking at the bear. "I thought you did that. I had left her on the bed when we went out on Lavernus and when I came back she had started talking back to me."

"She?" The Doctor asked and you looked away from her, trying to not show how flustered you were.

"I mean, its kinda obvious who I'm projecting onto that bear, Doc."

"I just heard my own voice come out of that bear. I know the bear is representing me."

"Oh-Oh good, because its kinda embarrassing to project your girlfriend onto a stuffed bear."

The Doctor suddenly pulled you into a kiss, her hand wrapped the back of your head, gently keeping you in place. When she finally pulled away, she pressed her forehead to yours and a smile was on her face. "Do you know how jealous of that bear I have been since I bought it for you?"

[pumpkinsy0]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING PUMPKINSY0!!!💌

In honor of the THANKSGIVING DAY!!

🛸💌🍙💭🤍🦭🐑🐚☘🍚🍥🥛⛰⛩☃🎲♟☂

How about headconnons....

Of the whole gang + the Shepards & Buck celebrating Thanksgiving!

🛸💌🍙💭🤍🦭🐑🐚☘🍚🍥🥛⛰⛩☃🎲♟☂

I thought it would be funny and cute that their celebrating it all together 🎀❗♦♥📿🐞🌹🍒🌶🍷🚨🌡🎈🎴🪀📣☎🔖

ALSO THOUGHT WOULD BE FUNNY IF DARRY PUTS DALLY IN CHARGE OF THE TURKEY [BUT DALLY'S DUMBASS BRINGS A ALIVE TURKEY INSTEAD OF A DEAD TURKEY😂] TAKE YOUR TIME NO RUSH THANK YOU 🙏🏻

🛸💌🍙💭🤍🦭🐑🐚☘🍚🍥🥛⛰⛩☃🎲♟☂

thank u!!! im not the biggest fan of thanksgiving, my mom loves it tho and so does my family so ill just base these hcs off of em

ALRIGHT SO

•the shepards!!! tims in charge of food, so hes just making haitian food cause thats like the only food he knows how to rlly make

•diri jon jon, lambi, crabs, shrimp, du riz au lait, etc etc rlly a lot of rice and sea food w one dessert

•hes been up literalally all day and night cooking god bless his soul, he did take a small break tho so its all ok

•curly aint the biggest of helpers, he doesnt rlly like thanksgiving like that but tims goin through all the trouble so might as well do somethin so hes not mad later on

•angela’s actually an angel, shes helping cut the lambi and peel and cut the shrimp what a great help in the kitchen

•the shepards r a black haitian family ik they also makin mac and cheese, BAKED☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽 mac n cheese

•meanwhile darry is cooking but not rlly, hes only handling the cranberry sauce n shit

•pony n soda r in charge of baking shit cause that’s genuinely what they’re pretty good at, and i say that a bit hesitantly bc the cookies were a lil burnt, had a lil aftertaste to em, so if they hear a “WHO MADE THE COOKIES🗣️” they silent

•buck is also making some trinidadian food!! now im not too well versed of trinidadian food so it could literally just b whatever trinidadian food u can possible think of

•EVERYONE ELSE??? just bring drinks or somethin

•dally and two bit of course brought the alcohol while everyone else just like, brought apple juice or orange juice, money dont grow on trees

•at the actual celebration they actually do play music!!! mostly caribbean BUT ALSO from other places as well!! they do not care whats on the speaker as long as its good

•ppl even brought dates!!! two bit brought marcia (she invited cheery but yknow sherry didnt wanna leave her fam), dally brought sylvia (ill get to that in a sec), and curly TECHNICALLY brought pony bit not rlly cause they were already going to the celebration so

•sylvia is ALSO haitian but shes more of a baker so she brought haitian cake, kremas, some coconut centered dish and flan 😋😋

•PERHAPS curly, pony, angela, sylvia, dally, and maybe johnny go on THAT ‘walk’ and curly comes back faded before everyone even gets their food, what a loser (i love him), angela and pony got a BIT faded but theyre alright they can generally hide it well, johnny was just there bc pony was there what a great bff xoxo

•dally saw pony gettin a lil high n went “u smoke🤨🤨🤨” but didnt tell darry or soda cause hes not a snitch he already got other things to deal w

•im not even gonna lie to to there’s probably a grown up table where darry, tim, and buck hang out and theres a “indescribable but alive” things table where everyone else is

•SURPRISINGLY NOTHING CRAZY HAPPENED, they were all chattin it up, chillin, no drama no nun, just friends, how great for em!!

•two bit and marcia were dancing most of the time

•steve wasnt rlly doin much he was just secretly making plates to take right tf back home so he dont gotta worry about what hes gonna eat the next few days

•darry actually knocked right tf out after eating so things got a BIT more unhinged but not too bad cause he needs his beauty sleep bad

•pony and curly actually ALSO wasnt doin anythin, rlly they were just in a lil corner talking, they were too full and tires to b doin allat and in curlys case a lil too tipsy cause he was drinking rum, perhaps stolen kisses were shared perhaps not, but who am i to judge

•the ONLY ones who werent being fucking calm was sylvia and dally what a shocker there🙄🙄 but rlly it was only small jabs here n there and even then they werent rlly serious thats just kinda how they do affection, god bless their souls

im doin this in the midst if my family blasting music and doin god knows what so if this isnt what u wanted im srry everythings so loud</33

[macravishedbymactavish]

Just Pretend (Platonic!John "Soap" Mactavish x GN!Reader)

TW for typical COD violence and themes, mentions to moments in the MW2 campaign, angst

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You found him interesting, like a language you knew most of the words to.

You could figure out the general direction to the club, a hotel, and get a quick lay. But anything worthwhile? A translator may be needed.

Unfortunately Simon wasn't very open, and you didn't feel like having him lecture you on personal space. That if he wants you to know something he'll tell you.

It made your head spin, watching as he worked a room one night. Swiftly bouncing between multiple circles, ensuring he said hi to everyone, buying rounds of shots for special occasions. Hell half the recruits mothers knew him (or knew of him).

You've never seen one person get so many Christmas cards at base.

It was on a mission the night you truly learned. Learned his head was against him, turning out the lights to whisper about all the things he could've done better, the people he should've saved, why wasn't it him instead of those innocent fam-

The scratching of pen on paper got more aggressive, causing you to roll over and look at your teammate. Debating whether or not to say anything. You shifted, enough to alert the masked man beside him. Eyes immediately cast on you, unspeaking, unmoving, but message portrayed clear as day:

Don't you dare disturb him

It was when the scratching was combined with the slight decrease between his breaths that Ghost transformed into Simon. Whispering something soft to the man beside him, eyes flicking between you and the door.

I've got this, leave us be.

You bit your lip, debating whether to fight. Whether to sit on the otherside and secure that you were here too. But you knew that Simon was right; you were past the colleagues circle, well into the mates phase. But not close, not like the two of them were.

So you gave a curt nod, grabbing your blanket from the floor and wandering out of the room. You initially chose the room next door, lying to yourself that you'd get sleep and deal with this hole in your soul tomorrow. The hole knowing you'd never be able to pick up a sword and join the war going on in his head.

It was the shaky voice through the wall, and the nausea it caused deep in your stomach that caused you to barrel out of the room, out of the house. You glanced around, opting to sit on the bench swing. Heels kicked onto the boards of the porch, you slowly swung yourself. Falling deeper in thought.

About the demons you hear scratching at the walls, whispering your name. Waiting for one long night, one mistake on a mission to seap in through the seams and possess every light in sight.

You jumped and swung. Fight AND flight. Grimacing when your hand connected with a person. You blinked, focusing on the dimly lit figure beside you.

Johnny.

"Did.." He started, clearing his throat. Both of you silently acknowledged the fact that he was crying only a minute ago. Both actively choosing not to say anything.

"Did you just slap me?" You both stared at one another for a second, letting it sink in. You had extensive close combat training, knew how to disable an enemy in seconds.....and your first reaction?

A bitch slap.

You both began laughing, slowly stopping until one had the mind to glance at the other. Causing the laughter to erupt full force again.

It was when your faces and stomachs began to hurt when he spoke.

"I've stopped talking to my ma," your head shot up involuntarily, something you'd curse to yourself about doing later. "After....that night," he vaguely waved, shifting to rest his elbows on his knees, head ducking down as he continued.

"It's...its hard. Ma, my family, my old mates. Hell even the slightly old gran at the shop who flirts with me. They all see me before Soap. They still see me as the Mactavish kid who wiped out while biking and used my face to cushion the landing." Your heart sunk, listening to his guilt.

How he dreaded going home for the holiday, knowing everyone would be surrounding him, cheering him on for being this war hero. He'd seen it all with his cousin, back when he still held his youth. He thought his cousin was the bravest person alive.

How do you love someone that let civilians die all around them?

You love the fact that they were brave enough to go toe to toe with a tank. To take down the person going after the innocent. To do what's right.

"It's a lot, I know" he leaned back, sinking into the seat. Legs scrunched up a bit as you continued rocking the chair.

"You're so happy though" you trailed off, immediately regretting saying anything.

"There's something about seeing other people happy. It's infectious." He started with a shrug, "plus nobody likes a sad stripper"

"I'm sorry, a sad what?"

Taglist: @bloodonmyhands-1221 @v1naco @bowtruckleninja

[kalims]

hello, may I please ask for headcannons about kids for silver from twst?

how he would feel about them, how he would be like if he had kids, how many, and so on?

many thanks!

it's just... the spy x family ED is making me so soft and I've been thinking of family scenarios

‎˃ ᵕ ˂ . . "to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish always..

family headcanons,

silver and his family life.

includes. silver.

cw. none.

note. unspecified gender = gender neutral unless I've accidentally misgendered it. established relationship, set a few years after nrc.

silver just doesn't really have a preference for children. sure, he's open to persuasion but his line of work doesn't really scream 'safe'. I'm sure the public knows that he's very close with malleus' despite only being a knight, and enemies of briar valley would make sure he's no exception to their plans.

so he supposes he'd rather not include a child into his, and your life. for their own good, atleast not so early. but he'd definitely be open when the line for peace is much more clear. he wouldn't wanna restrict you though, if you want kids. then you'd have to talk to him, he will listen. communication is key!

as for the reason why he's so adamant about having kids so early is because of, again. his line of work. he is constantly exposed to danger, he'd hate for his kids to be potentially left without a father. and even he can't imagine a life without lilia. plus, if they somehow know of your existence.. they'd target you instead.

the quantity..🤔 silver would be just fine with one. he doesn't mind another but since he's probably gonna be out most of the time, ensuring malleus' safety. he's just worried if two would be too much for you to handle.

... there is lilia though! silver trusts him wholly.

however. if you do end up with child, or in another case. adopting, he will try his best to aid you. you know, helping you with chores (unless he's the one in charge of it) taking turns, sometimes letting you sleep when the baby starts bawling in the middle of the night.

... he falls asleep with them. how do you know? because you wake up alone in the bed and silver is leaning his head on the bars of the crib, and he's clutching it protectively.. 🤨 you're staring to think the kid took on him (legitimate or not) because they sleep a concerning amount of time.

protective dad mode on 👹 insists to walk to the side where he's exposed to the crowd and you, more of.. closer to the wall where there's not much people. and I believe he'd rather you hold the child instead of him. cause he thinks he's gonna drop it and he wants all his arms to protect you and child... 😞

of course malleus would be more than happy to let silver off. there's plenty of other knights out there that are ready and free but silver seems too suspicious and just refuses because he still values malleus' safety.

speaking of! I'm sure silver learned a few spells, either that, he was taught by lilia or just started studying it after realizing he absolutely must keep you all safe. I tell you, no one would come out alive when they somehow hurt you because they're gonna have an advisor, two higher knights(and an angry dad) and an even more menacing prince on their tail!

silver would 100% shove his baton in someone who put you in danger, or just generally a suspicious person. would stare at people sharply when they made the kid(s) cry on PURPOSE! >:(

taught them to start running when lilia offers to cook, all these years had gone by and his old man's culinary skills still hasn't improved 😞 and would feel dread when he wakes up, coming to know he accidentally fell asleep again and he can smell burning from the kitchen.

sebek....... this man is all their personal alarms. if anything his volume gradually became louder as time passed by 💀 "SILVER AND SILVERS CHILDREN!" the fam could be sleeping peacefully, laying somewhere in a wholesome way and they all just snap awake when sebek screams something.

malleus calls ur child. "child of the child of man." /lh

anyways... well since they're silvers children they kinda have the access to the castle, malleus doesn't really mind. if anything he looks absolutely happy and silver is slowly stressing out because can they stop going to the armory 😰😰 who in their right mind would let kids in a room full of heavy, sharp stuff!

the guard who left for break: 🧍‍♀️🗿

I really can't tell if silver can cook, but he probably can since how else is he gonna feed himself if he won't even consume lilia's abomination of food.. he still remembers the time he literally passed out and ascended the second he tasted it. he rates it 1/10 he couldn't even find the sleep nice because the taste kept haunting him.

I tell you. since silver is a very trusted freind and family of malleus and lilia alike. you'd definitely be granted a very decent home. you won't really need to do anything, it's like your life was already set on luxury (nothing too grand) when you married silver.

a decent home comes an even more decent security system. compared to your home world (earth 🗿) it seems like technology in twisted wonderland is far, far more advanced. but briar valley seems so old school so there's barely technology seen here.

they mostly use spells though! sealing spells, spells that alarm the caster when it's broken through, etc.. so there's some very advanced magic cast on your house because silver, malleus, lilia and sebek is definitely not gonna take chances 💀 yes, this might be ooc but i think they'd be protective, especially when you're a human, silver is as well.

so your life is significantly shorter than theirs. they'll to their best to make sure you don't go too early.

unless you're not a human(?) 😃

since when was this angsty hgggg ignore that

he'd be the calm-type of dad. generally someone very understanding whenever his kid(s) makes a mistake because he knows they're just kids. maybe he's just biased and soft but who knows 🤷‍♀️

he's just the right amount of strict. let's the kids skip school for a few days but if they are looking like they really aren't gonna change and keep ignoring it he'll pitch in a few words. and subtly tell them that you won't be too happy if you find out that they missed a few days.

the kid(s): 🥳😦😨🏃‍♀️🏃✍✍

doesn't get irritated or bothered when the kid(s) just slips in the middle of your shared room in the middle of the night and start squeezing themselves in between you two. if they start pushing him to grab you for themselves he literally does not care and is too happy that they're in the same room. 💀

but if they reach for him instead he'll just sandwich them and pull you closer because love ♡ sleeping with his two/three/etc, beloveds >>

you need to wake him up because he will absolutely not rise when he's feeling so comfortable or else sebek will start yelling at him again about being on time and a possible accident of the master being in danger and he's just there sleeping 🤬

since they are technically human he tries to include human culture in their life even if he doesn't know much about it himself, as a result of being exposed and raised by a fae.

btw he still falls asleep in the most random of places but sometimes with an asleep kid(s) in his arms, up a bookshelf, beside a door, there are a lot unnamed but the tree shade is still his favorite spot though.

*picture of silver sleeping on a shade of a tree with his kid(s) (and animals 🤫*

still a disney princess 🙄🙄

[odinsblog]

jfc. a while ago i had a stomach infection and i went to my doctor and i didn’t know what was wrong, but i just asked her to please prescribe me some amoxicillin. she said that she couldn’t (bc why??) so instead she prescribed some other antibiotic medication that had a list of possible side effects as long as my forearm. most of the side effects were actually pretty severe and serious, but she was dead set against prescribing amoxicillin so i went with it. the one thing she said was, “listen odin, the side effect you’re most likely to have is strange weird dreams, and those can last anywhere from 4 to 6 months after you take the last pill in your regiment”

i was like lol wtf, but whatchagonnado when you need some immediate relief, right??

long story short, i took the pills she prescribed and they began to work almost immediately

but fam, the weird ass dreams !!!

i cannot even begin to tell you how weird they were

i usually dream about normal regular boring shit. you know, girls im currently crushing on (or ex girlfriends), being a superhero or being able to fly, the wellbeing or the death of loved ones, family squabbles, subconsciously working through problems at work … ya know, the usual boring mundane shit we all dream about

but man did these pills (clarithromycin?) really deliver on the “weird dreams” warning

i was dreaming crazy ass psychedelic shit like my feet being made out of cheese and/or bread(?!) or my ears emitting colorful huge balloons and people trying to put “sounds” in the balloons??

and the other day when i went to stay with my mom thru hurricane idalia, my mom woke me up in the middle of the night and i was literally screaming in my sleep!

i **know** that wasn’t a regular schmegular “nightmare” bc i don’t have nightmares (or at least, i haven’t had a real nightmare since my father died in my arms), and there was no feeling of fear or shock or anger that normally accompany nightmares

that weird shit ain’t my dreams

i’m certain it was the meds

like jfc, i’m only two months away from my last ingestion of those pills and i do not feel like another 2 - 4 months of this shit

i feel like i did drugs or shrooms or something

and this is coming from someone who has never done any drugs ever

[tar-thelien]

*gasp* What is this!? Kidnap fam with no angst!??? From me!?!?!???? I must be dreaming!

Can be read as a stand alone but part of my series "looking for light in darkness" where all current chapters are written are on AO3

Summary:

Elrond, Elros, Erestor, and Maedhros prepare for Maglor´s begetting day by baking and decorating him a cake.

words: 1007

Maitimo grunted fighting not to move as something pulled him from his sleep by pushing him over.

He stayed as still as possible even as he felt his whole body going stiff. If they didn´t know he was awake maybe they would leave him alone. He whined quietly as he felt the soft mattress under him. Not the orcs then. The master always knew when he was awake or sleeping and sometimes he wouldn´t even care if he was awake or not, just begin as it pleased him, but then again other times he would play along if Maitimo tried to fake being asleep. He could only hope.

“Atya! Atya, wake up!” a high pitched voice cutting past his lingering nightmares and shadows giving place for Elros´ smiling face showed right up in his own.

“What´s the matter,” he slurred revealed as he stood up to grab some clothes and get dressed but stopped right away as he caught a glance of the night sky from the loose closed curtains, “child it´s the middle of the night.”

“Well yea, but it´s Atto begetting day! Or that´s what Aratorno Erestor said…” the child mumbled as he looked down at the floor frowning, “what is a begetting day anyway?”

Maedhros looked confused down at the child, didn´t he know what a begetting day was?

“It… it is when you were made.” he says trying not to sound too awkward, deciding that was probably the best way to explain it.

“So a birthday!” Elros exclaimed with a bright smile, and Maedhros laughed halfhearted, “no, but then yes again I guess. You have both.”

“So I have a begetting day and a birthday too then! When is my begetting day?”

“You tell me, child. Now where are our brothers and my Arayondo? ”

“Elerondo, the dough isn't going to hurt you, just take it out and knead it, you can clean your hands thereafter,” they could hear Erestor´s tired voice softly chiding Elrond as they walked into the kitchen that was only occupied by a few cooks and said other two.

“Elros can do that instead,” Maedhros said as he sat down at the table beside Elrond taking the large bowl with dough from the nervous looking child and sliding it over to Elros who cheerfully sat down in front of him, “right child?”

Elros nodded happily taking the dough from the bowl leaving Erestor to go back to finding the cream, jam, and apple syrup.

“Was it too unexcepted to be woken in the middle of the night Luinil?”

Elrond nodded fiddling with the small yellow sack of sand Maedhros had given him some time ago, “Elros told me yesterday at lunch…” he mumbled, “but didn´t say how it would happen or what we would do.”

Maedhros hummed in understanding, “then you just sit there and watch while we do the rest, yes? And maybe if you want to you can be the judger of taste?”

“Me too! Me too!” Elros cried happily as he bounced up and down on the bench, already a large amount of flour and dough adoring his face and pale nightgown.

“Now, Elerosse it looks like you´re already quite busy with that!” Erestor cut in sharply before letting said child take a little portion from the dough when it was put into the oven in a round form so there could also be a small cake for the twins to taste.

After some time of pleasant talking and a few comment on the good smell from the elvers usually working in the kitchen slowly coming in, with the early morning, to begin making morning bread Erestor sat down another smaller bowl before Maedhros and Elrond after having disappeared into one of the pantries, “I´ll get the food coloring and pencils so you can draw on the cake.” and with that he went over to the oven to pull out both the small taste cake and the bigger one, to sit in the middle of the table.

“You have to wait till it´s not so hot,” Maedhros said as he cathed Elros´ hand already halfway over the table.

Huffing Elros looked at the smaller bowl with a weird sweet smelling contents, “what´s that!?”

“That´s marzipan,” Maedhros explained with a small laugh, “we´re putting it on top of your cake so we can paint on it! But first, someone will have to roll it flat and smooth so it can fit over the cake.”

“Oh,” Elros said before looking up at Maedhros with wide eyes, “what are you giving Atto as a gift? Me and Elrond found some pretty stones and Aratorno helped us weave five hay dolls that looks just like us! He even carved out the heads and let us paint them!”

“Can I see them now then?” Maedhros chuckled leaning closer to Elros.

“NO!” the child cried, “we already packed them in! In beautiful colored paper! I accidentally ripped some so we had to find some new ones to hide the dolls in, but it was okay because Aratorno has a whole closed with it! That where also where he got the yarn for the hair and ribbons for decoration he said.”

“I got someone to carve a flute for him, that I have painted myself!” Maedhros said smiling.

“Do you want to paint on it too, Elrond,” Maedhros asked after Elros had rolled the marzipan out and with Erestor´s help fitted it on top of the now cold cake, after eating the smaller cake first of course, to make sure it tasted good.

Elrond nodded slowly and soon both he and Elros were sitting on the table with small bowls containing colored water from fruits and likes, painting small flowers and trees with rustic brushes all over the cake.

“Look!” Elros exclaimed loudly, “I painted us all! There are you Atya, and there´s Atto and Aratorno Erestor are there, and Elrond and I are in the middle!”

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Atya = Dad/Father: Quenya

Atto = Dad/Father: Quenya

Aratorno = Cousin: Quenya (male)

Arayondo = Nephew: Quenya

Elerondo = Elrond´s name in Quenya; in one of Tolkien´s letters it´s translated to “The vault of stars” later changed to “Star dome” like his Sindarin name translates to. Erestor does mean the first translation though.

Elerosse = Elros´ name in Quenya; in one of Tolkien´s letters it´s translated to “Elf of the spray” and later changed to “Star foam” like his Sindarin name translates to.

It´s important to know that in the letter being talked about, it´s Maedhros finding them playing by the waterfall, but also that in that version Elros had his first appearance, meaning that in most of the early drafts, Elros didn´t exist, only Elrond. In the drafts where it´s only Elrond existing it´s also Maedhros that finds him and takes pity, not Maglor. Later it´s said that it was Maglor that found them by the waterfall.

Luinil = Blue star: Quenya; Luinil was one of Varda´s brightest stars, and I headcannon Elrond and Elros have small star like hallos on their heads, and dark blue hair, thus the reason behind the nickname.

Maedhros only calls Elrond Luinil as Elros got angry the first time he called him that too mentioning that Erestor already called him Narmo, which he didn´t even know what meant, and that Luinil was Elrond´s nickname as Maedhros had already called him that once before.

Narmo = Wolf: Quenya

Narmo comes from my main kidnap fam fic that´s currently now only angst; in the fifth chapter, Erestor thinks of Elros as a wolf and thus calls him one.

Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45513742/chapters/117311539 

[miramilocamimira]

Hiding Spots

(Sorry it’s kinda Mirabel & fam instead of just Mira and Tonito)

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Another 5 + 1

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Closet

Mirabel knew she was supposed to go to bed but she couldn’t. Not yet. Isabela had gotten scolded for making the wrong bouquet.

She wanted to make sure her sister was okay.

She gasps and whispers to casita. She knows something that always makes her feel better!

Once Mirabel found the perfect gift for her sister, she went up to the elder’s room. She opened the door to see nothing.

Well, slightly untrue as there were tons of flowers but no sister in sight. Mirabel walked around and called out for Isabela when she heard some soft sobs. Looking around she saw a bunch of plants and vines wrapped around a portion of the room.

“Isabela?” She called again. “I… I have a gift for you.”

“Go away!”

“Please? Isa?”

Mirabel hears some rustling and sees the vines move and her sisters angry, tear streaked face.

“I SAID-!” Mirabel holds up the gift.

Isabela blinks as she notices the pin and a couple of flowers in her sister’s hands.

“They’re inter- inner… they switch!” Mirabel says.

Afterwards her sister starts crying again, pin in hand and Mirabel hugs her. She tells her sister that she thought it was amazing and that mistakes happen. Mirabel knows. After Abuela says Mirabel makes lots of mistakes.

Isabela looks like she wants to say something but Mirabel hugs her again and tells her to sleep well.

As the years pass, Mirabel notices how even though it’s the pink one, Isabela still wears the hairpin.

——-

Windowsill

Camilo, despite everything was her best friend. She know him better than she knows herself. That’s why when she sees he doesn’t eat the arepas at dinner, his favorite, she knows something is wrong.

They may not be four and spend everyday together anymore but she goes to where he’s hiding.

Camilo loves the sky. His mom makes it change and he adores it. Loves all weather.

When she gets there he clings. He talks about how his body changes and it feels wrong and how it’s not him. How nobody needs him anymore.

She tells him he’s wrong. How she needs him, how no matter what he looks like she will always need him.

Later she makes him a ruana with chameleons embroidered on it. She leaves a note at his door.

‘Even though a chameleon can shift and hide, it’s still a chameleon.’

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Woods

Dolores had run off into the woods. Mirabel doesn’t know what she heard but knows it wasn’t good. She follows and they sit in silence.

Sometimes it’s good to be quiet.

She leaves some earmuffs she made at her cousin’s door that night.

—-

Kitchen

Luisa was harder to find but at least one spot Mirabel could reliably find her at is the kitchen. Where she’ll see her mom already comforting her sister.

Once she knows it’ll be fine she goes to make another outfit to fit her sister whose so strong and beautiful that she doesn’t understand why others don’t see it too.

She hand it to her sister with a big hug and tells her she’s beautiful.

—-

Bed

Antonio had long since made a habit of hiding under her bed. It’s why when she hears people can’t find him she goes to her room. She opens her drawer.

“This present will self destruct in three…”

—-

Roof

Mirabel sits where no one in the house could see her. Always hidden and safe.

She failed to make them proud today. And that’s okay. She’ll cry tonight and stare at the stars she wishes so desperately to shine like. Eventually Casita will urge her to go to bed and she will.

Tomorrow is a new day. A new chance to make her family proud.

[punkscowardschampions]

Dolly & Adonis Pt.3

Adonis: [kissing the top of her head when she nudges him with it because just love this gal actually, don’t mind us ‘They’ll have to sleep eventually’ like don’t worry we can still have all the moments in my bed too cos we’ve got all night]

Dolly: [crossing your fingers like maybe the goss is that good though, boy but we’re just laying our head on your shoulders now instead of lowkey headbutting you so you know we’re chilling ‘they probably think you’ve got with all your friends that are girls’ just as an FYI like we’re sure they think we’re not just hanging out but they’re adults so they could hardly be like OH OKAY lmao]

Adonis: [a noise that very much means yeah because they were slags back in the day and they are still extra now, soz ruster but where is the lie actually now we’ve got you together older and given you both pasts and this boy do be judging cos he’s trying to be different and better]

Dolly: [kissing his neck softly because obvs you don’t wanna think about that, soz, ignore us]

Adonis: [playing with her hair because it’s either tickling him in such a nice way as she does that or a water droplet from it got him and made him shiver or both, either way doing a lil happy sigh about it]

Dolly: [‘I’m glad you haven’t’ as we’re watching and feeling this adorable reaction ‘it’s nice, knowing things no one else does’]

Adonis: [‘me too, no offence to [namedropping whatever his friends who are girls are called cos it’s not relevant enough for me to pick some atm]’ when he’s absentmindedly braiding her hair but he knows how to do black boy braids so she’s starting to look like a white girl on holiday in the 00s which is not the mood ever, undoing them like oh, but amused, when he realises]

Dolly: [‘what are you doing to me?’ through laughter ‘cos we can feel how tight those braids are in comparison, as is the point, rubbing our scalp like ow sir, giving his hair a lil pull as faux retaliation here]

Adonis: [‘Accidental gap year prep?’ through his own laughter like if you were having one full of cultural appropriation I’d be doing you a favour, but he could not be running his fingers through her hair faster to get rid of the evidence and then kissing her scalp better everywhere with soft little kisses like I’m sorry]

Dolly: [😲 like I can’t believe you’d accuse me of being that girl with a smirk ‘cos it’s such a posh girl cliche, you would both know many rah types ‘I’d get awful sunburn in Thailand’ like it’s not going to work for so many reasons]

Adonis: [his not jokey enough 🥺 face at the thought of her being sunburnt like no no I hate that, kissing her everywhere she’s most likely to in this hypothetical like her nose and cheeks and shoulders and the top of her chest and her arms etc etc to kiss that all better too]

Dolly: [doing your own happy sigh that turns into a contented sort of hum you’re just carrying on because he’s not stopping kissing you all over ‘be my suncream’ in the way he said he’d be your pyjamas earlier]

Adonis: [really wrapping her up in his body as much as physically possible like yes of course I will, still doing little kisses in places he can reach ‘I’ll protect you from whatever you need protecting from’ in french]

Dolly: [when you’re obviously both still naked so that’s hitting different and you are, ironically, getting more red about it right now; never mind the reaction when he says this because who has ever promised you such a thing? Not even your parents who are arguably the people who are meant to mean that over anyone ‘where did you come from?’ also in french by default after his]

Adonis: [‘I’ve often asked myself that question’ just in french continuously at this point unless I specify otherwise because those bitches and in this mood, when you hardcore feel like you don’t fit in with your fam and you know she feels the same ‘but it doesn’t matter any more, not now I’m here with you’] 

Dolly: [‘people like you… I was losing hope you existed’ just maintaining the deepest eye contact of all time right now and not even blinking is how it feels, like you can’t or it’ll ruin the moment]

Adonis: [‘People like you don’t exist, it’s you and you alone’ like there is no plural, because it genuinely feels like he has never met anyone like her before and never will again, maintaining that insane level of eye contact of course]

Dolly: [‘you need to fuck me now’ yes a need, sorry not sorry]

Adonis: [go find your clothes wherever you abandoned them in that en-suite and retrieve the expensive af condoms with all the bells and whistles that you must have made that poor driver stop at some point so you could buy, as if it wasn’t enough you insisted he turned around and went back the way he came, sorry to that man, giving one to her so she can put it on because that’s cute and romantic but also those nerves do exist in the background and how embarrassing if you messed that up]

Dolly: [jump at the chance to do this literally so because you clearly forgot to bring any so good thing he has some and you need to show him you’re serious too, not doing the whole putting it on with your mouth trick but we’re kissing down his stomach to get there and then across both his thighs as we do it, almost having to catch our breath here already]

Adonis: [it’s so mutual, he’s definitely forgot how to breathe, despite the fact he’s doing a hot move of picking her up so that he can lower her down onto this bed with him in an embrace while having more insane eye contact about it, because always highkey]

Dolly: [laying back and maintaining this eye contact to show that you don’t need to look away this time]

Adonis: [saying her name because he has never said it, almost as a GASP like can’t believe this is about to happen omg because all you’ve both been THINKING about for hours and hours by now]

Dolly: [pulling him closer to you a fraction because he said your name and you’re !! but you still want him to be the one to do it so not fully grabbing him here]

Adonis: [do initiate this, however tentatively at first because nerves cannot change the fact you really really wanna do this, obviously such a quiet but !! noise about it]

Dolly: [the intake of breath and widening of your eyes that you eventually have to close, however briefly, because it’s too intense to not blink about it this time, really slowly make a countermove against him, as tentative about it]

Adonis: [we all know he was watching her really intently so he didn’t miss a single second of that reaction because EVERYTHING but he’s gotta close his own eyes for a sec when she does that move because OH OKAY, doing such a deep breath about it to try and steady himself from immediately losing it here ‘of course your insides are as flawless’ like I should have known they’d match your outsides duh, the last word in English because I don’t know the word for flawless so I don’t think you would, boy, especially in the heat of this moment, moving with intent about it cos gotta go deeper to show how much we mean what we just said]

Dolly: [making the loudest noise you have so far because if not now, when, and you can because they are a whole floor down, you’re okay ‘for you’ also in English because just changing fluidly at this point, however the mood takes us and we wanna be talking in English right now, clearly, just in case there was any confusion]

Adonis: [when I know for a fact you weren’t as loud as some of the insane characters we have, love you nerds, nevertheless he’s reacting like it’s the best thing he’s ever heard because it is, looking at her like make that sound again please rn immediately, as his body can’t help but do the most to try and make her]

Dolly: [lifting your body to meet his not only because you wanna give your all to his first time but because it feels as involuntary as his own movements and there’s no way you can just lie here right now, wrap your arms around his back so you can scratch him again with much less chill this time ‘I want it all, I want you’]

Adonis: [it can’t be overstated how into every single thing she’s doing he is, literally wrapping himself around her as dramatically as he did in the be my suncream moment, and kissing her with all the feeling ever but as quick frantic pecks almost because there are so many breaths and little sounds that need to escape on every thrust, cos they literally feel like they’re being forced out of him along with every ruster pet name in french like earlier + darling with the most !! because it’s purely theirs that one, hence he’s saying that one in english too]

Dolly: [when you’re missing every vaguely intended spot with your kisses but you don’t even care because that’s how frenzied you feel right now, trying out the french pet names too, obviously changing princess to prince lol but settling on darling and repeating that one essentially in time to what you’re doing for a moment here, totally lost in it ‘I want to do this the whole [the amount of time he said aka 2 years left at school and the 4 at uni]’]

Adonis: [likewise settling for and repeating calling her darling in different combinations of french and english, with and without my and her name added in different places because can’t shut his mouth, it’s all quiet and intense though so it’s FINE ‘I don’t know how long I can last’ the last word being a moan to really make that point as if she means continue this specific sesh for like 6 years without stopping lol, but he’s also saying it like this feels incredible and I NEED you to know how much I’m dying about it all]

Dolly: [‘I don’t care, I want that too’ pressing your heads together so you’re hearing all these noises and he can hear yours, as well as feel your breath too, how erratic it is ‘you should-’ moving one of his hands to your boobs ‘-touch me’]

Adonis: [kissing her forehead so dramatically, again with the vibe of almost missing it, pulling her hair with his other hand where the kiss landed more, like it’s her hair’s fault his aim is frantically off lol, doing a manic eskimo kiss about it as well, but obviously he’s taking direction here and putting both hands on her boobs to do the most ‘like this?’ back to french just because]

Dolly: [making a !! noise of surprise because the hair pull was also a mood and you need to let him know that you’re down for that too, pushing your body harder into his hands so he’s doing it with more force ‘just like that’ throwing your head back so your body is fully pushing against him the most you physically can]

Adonis: [making the loudest noise he has so far about all of this because how could he not, but getting the memo so not only touching her boobs harder and fucking her harder but doing a hair pull to bring her head crashing back towards his to kiss her really hard]

Dolly: [when your eyes are popping out of your head again, the only reason you aren’t fully screaming is how fiercely you’re pushing your mouth against his, putting most of the energy from the noises you wanna make into making out like you’ll not get the chance to again and he needs to know right here right now how into him you are ‘all I can think about is you inside me’ looking down between you to watch the fucking that is happening, getting even more turned on somehow, really gently in comparison touching yourself, because you can only handle so much more stimulation]

Adonis: [me like thank god your parents are rich and this is an expensive guest bed because don’t break it lads there’d be no explaining that away, because he’s putting all his energy into giving her all the stimulation possible with all the force she wanted, likewise looking, his own eyes widening comically about it and I’m sure going darker green, putting his hand over hers so he can be the one to move it because he simply must ‘I don’t want to be anywhere else but inside you, ever’ in english again because too !!]

Dolly: [despite the fact we were trying to avoid over-stimulation when we did it, we could not be more overjoyed at you taking control of the situation and thus giving us said over-stimulation ‘don’t we look good together’ as a statement as we’re continuing to watch with a ridiculous level of concentration]

Adonis: [not this boy literally dragging her to where there is a mirror because it’s a ruster decorated room, of course there is, to carry on going at this where they can fully see themselves, you can’t escape being their child sir, haha]

Dolly: [my boo says deal with it, honey and she’s so real for that lmao, the way this girl is DYING, gonna have to clean the mirrors when you’re done too because leaning fully against it is the only way we’re staying upright right now I’m soz about it ‘you make me look smaller and paler’ said as a good thing like we love the contrast hen and also we’re clearly straight so the things we did with girls when weird twinning and boarding school were not hitting for us]

Adonis: [‘you are small and pale’ said with the same kind of energy of when he said he’d protect her because duh, fully pushing her against this mirror like she needs a closer look at herself]

Dolly: [‘you like that’ as more of an assurance than an accusation at you, ‘cos we can’t quite believe that you do like us as much as you do]

Adonis: [‘I like everything about you’ no notes, he really does and I’m hardcore back to stopping myself saying ILY]

Dolly: [hard same, you wouldn’t be the first people to say it in the throes of passion and then pretend you didn’t or whatever but for now ‘how many rooms does this place have?’ very much like I’m going to need you to fuck me in every one thank you]

Adonis: [tell her but not just how many rooms because you’re extra, also what rooms and therefore the surfaces/places you could fuck in each because you’re really thinking about and imagining it]

Dolly: [making 🥺!! Eye contact via this mirror because you are being killed by all these added visuals and the way his voice sounds giving you all the details ‘where do you want to most?’ which, by this point, obviously takes you forever to get out for all the usual reasons]

Adonis: [taking a sec to seriously consider this, telling her about the merits of that family room kitchen area they were talking to ruster in earlier having all the windows and doors you could be seen from and the unspoken but clear vibe that it’s the hub of this fam which she would have picked up on obvs like that means we need it for us, but then ultimately picking the lil reading area on the landing because he’s that bitch and it’d be his fave place even more so than the playroom when he can have it to himself and bitches aren’t coming up and down the stairs to get to their bedrooms all the time, I would’ve fully picked the library on the plan but I feel like in the ruster house it’s probably used as Buster’s office instead so he wouldn’t want that lol]

Dolly: [‘there then’ said in the tone of you can do it tonight even though you absolutely can’t/that is the riskiest risk ever because you’re both heavily imagining it all now so you don’t care if you’re talking nonsense]

Adonis: [‘Tonight?’ lowkey as a statement more than a question though because he can’t stop running his mouth about how it’s basically opposite his parents room and how quiet they’d have to be and how they’d have to do it because there’s probably like a couple of armchairs at most/maybe a loveseat and you’re thinking how y’all are gonna end up on the floor, all these deets just getting blurted out in his by now hoarse voice]

Dolly: [‘now’ like you can get down the stairs in the state y’all are in but that’s how badly you’re making us want it with everything you’re saying and how you’re saying it ‘you can have me anywhere’ so seriously because we mean it]

Adonis: [‘Right now’ because hard same on wanting that really badly ‘I’ll carry you’ picking her up and just continuing to fuck her while seeing how close they can get to the door, which won’t be very but it’d be a fun mood]

Dolly: [the way you’d feel like you were genuinely screaming there by how loud you got for y’all and the way you then have to clamp your hand over your mouth with a look like lmao how quiet do we have to be again but it’s only making you more turned on, of course]

Adonis: [putting his hand over her hand that’s over her mouth not because you want her to be quiet remotely ever but just to do it because you both like it, LOOKING at her as you do, obvs]

Dolly: [gesturing with your free hand for him to try getting them to the door again, as if you were the only reason y’all stopped and now that’s been dealt with you can totally carry on]

Adonis: [do try, but you’re definitely gonna fall and end up on the floor which again is a mood and will remind y’all what he was saying about going at it on the floor of the reading area as you go at it here]

Dolly: [‘show me why you own me, give me carpet burn’ could not be more thrilled to be here, getting on our hands and knees to change the position and your view]

Adonis: [when you were just looking at her skin thinking about how pale she is again and thus how vividly that would show up and that was sending you, watching as if you could see it happen, but then she changes up the position and that REALLY sends you, saying her name the way he said it right at the very start in case it wasn’t obvious that he’s absolutely losing it like !!]

Dolly: [‘I’ll beg’ as a whine as you’re shifting even closer to him, so your body is all that he can see at all ‘be my-’ cutting yourself off and instead doing some more whimpering like please]

Adonis: [saying ‘please’ himself as soon as she’s said she’ll beg so it’s not at all clear if he means yeah do it or excuse me I also have to beg you rn, it could be both, the boy is dying here, seriously panting about this because all his energy is in doing the most from this new position and trying to kill her before he dies]

Dolly: [‘you make me wanna live on my knees, all I care about is serving you, being the perfect slave’ because taking it as you want begging and we are too ready because we’re too close from all your efforts ‘nothing matters when you’re inside me, nothing but making you cum’]

Adonis: [pulling her hair from this angle whether it’s to try and pull her closer to him or try and ground himself or just because he knows she’ll be about it, who can say ‘I need you to first’ yes he said need like she did earlier]

Dolly: [we know that will not be difficult to comply to, and good thing you’ve pulled our head up or we’d be getting carpet burn on our face which might be a mood in the moment but a bit tricky to conceal after]

Adonis: [she’s gotta because he’s gotta immediately after because determined not to before despite it being his first time and all of that being ridiculous in the best way]

Dolly: [god bless you boy, you’ve so obviously surpassed anyone’s expectation of a first time here, find us dead on the floor]

Adonis: [likewise dead on the floor but using strength he doesn’t have to pull her to him and just hold onto her for a sec because that was truly insane and god knows how you’re supposed to recover]

Dolly: [hooking the blanket like towel from the bed with your foot and haphazardly covering you both again like it’s okay, we can stay here, attempting to get your breath back and not look like a tomato]

Adonis: [when he can speak ‘What am I going to do with this?’ at this condom y’all really got your money’s worth out of cos can’t just throw it in the bin in here or in the en-suite, not romantic but again practical]

Dolly: [looking down like oh and doing a little laugh ‘tie it up, I can take it out when I leave’ gives you had to do that with the teacher hookups how easily that came to you but we’ll just act like you’re smart for it lol]

Adonis: [‘I don’t want you to leave’ so sincerely]

Dolly: [‘not ‘til morning’ again, resting your head on his shoulder so you’re fully cuddled into him]

Adonis: [shaking his own head like no not ever but without actually saying that]

Dolly: [brushing his hair because it just tickled your face but also because you want to and you know and feel what he meant with that head shake without words needing to be exchanged ‘if you wanna go to your black bin right now, you better at least put pants on’ like if the condom is gone then she has absolutely no reason to leave]

Adonis: [this boy literally getting up to do that rn immediately like okay I shall because picking up what she meant, but instead putting on a dressing gown moment from the back of this bathroom door because it’s clean and your clothes are not, we all know ruster are doing the most for any guests so that would exist ‘wait for me somewhere you want to’ not him giving her the run of this house to remind her of what they were talking about before]

Dolly: [sitting up on your elbows to watch him because this sudden burst of energy is adorable and amusing at the same time, he will also look unfairly cute in that dressing gown, gesturing like aren’t you going to pass me one? ‘I can’t leave the room like this’]

Adonis: [passing her the tiniest hand towel there is, playfully, soz he gotta]

Dolly: [just looking at him like oh really, giving some examples of how little we can cover with that ‘is that what you want?’]

Adonis: [shamelessly pulling it away from her and letting it fall to the floor like that’s what I want, you naked in this gaff ‘very much so, yeah’]

Dolly: [nodding because words fail us and we’re fully STARING at you 😳 but we’ll do it]

Adonis: [‘actually’ as a new idea comes to him, and he closes whatever gap there is between them and undoes this dressing gown, cuddling her to him and wrapping them both up in it like problem solved you’ll have come with me and I’ll have to come with you]

Dolly: [‘you are so-’ and cutting yourself off to kiss him passionately about this because it’s a mix of hot and cute that we’re totally fine with, excuse you]

Adonis: [kissing her back with the same intensity because not over anything that just happened yet remotely, then putting the dressing gown on her and making her all snugg before grabbing a normal sized towel he can just wrap around his waist to go to the bin and wherever else they end up wandering because it’s his house and he would rather than have the question be asked of who has worn the other guest room dressing gown and why, even though it’s literally december]

Dolly: [let’s be honest, y’all have got hot and sweaty enough that cooling down on this brief foray to the bin is going to be appreciated, no matter how cold it is, and it won’t take you long to warm back up when you feel you’ve sufficiently hidden this condom amongst the trash]

Adonis: [mhmm, it’s a mood actually, you can put your cold hands on her when you get back in, always a vibe, and you will just run so, go do that before you start making out with her again]

Dolly: [meanwhile you go chill in the family room of it all]

Adonis: [meanwhile I’m cackling because there’s a film that may or may not still be playing in the playroom along with an untouched charcuterie board and drinks, plus y’all’s clothes in the en-suite and towels all over that spare room, the casual carnage one hookup in, also love that y’all were so ready to do this bin run when that blatantly isn’t the only hookup you’re gonna have, but anyway, come in and grab her, fully picking her up and spinning her around before you do a ‘hi’] 

Dolly: [my boo says either fully sort your mess out or wait, and she’s right for that, your parents aren’t gonna sneak and see the carnage though so you have plenty of time, it was his first time, I understand it probably feels pretty grim to you to let the condoms stack up, which it kinda is but you know, reality when you have to use ‘em and it’s not a one and done lol; be spun around like some kind of princess in this dressing gown and koala onto him like that isn’t gonna mean you’re ass out of said dressing gown and his towel is only still up ‘cos you’ve pinned it against his body with yours ‘hi’ with 😋 this energy]

Adonis: [You’ve simply gotta grab that booty with both hands and hold her up that way, I don’t make the rules hun, it goes without saying he’s also kissing her hello like he hasn’t seen her in years]

Dolly: [making a noise that’s like a hey! but in an, I actually enjoyed it, way ‘cos duh, of course asking ‘how are you?’ when you break from this kiss]

Adonis: [‘I’m good’ could be casual but it’s not at all, we know because never gonna be over his first time being like that ‘how are you?’]

Dolly: [scanning his face to make sure he means that as uncasually as he does because important to us ‘me too’ because couldn’t be realer]

Adonis: [smiling big and carrying her to the fridge and gesturing for her to open it and grab him a bottle of water (which is rich people nonsense) because he’d be thirsty after all that but why put her down when she can just be your arms and you can kiss her neck and shit on route]

Dolly: [give him at least his first sip because started all this by feeding you something on that charcuterie that has since been abandoned so it’s a vibe and full circle]

Adonis: [I love that, and so does he so smiling again as he says ‘thank you’ giving heart eyes]

Dolly: [‘thank you’ as you’re wiping his lips to cover them in some of that much needed water]

Adonis: [excuse us ruster fam because he will be putting her on a kitchen counter or something to STARE at her while he takes a massive drink of this water he actually does need ‘Can I get you anything?’ when he’s drank like half of this bottle in a oner I’m sure like such a boy]

Dolly: [time to hide in your hair because you can’t deal with how he’s looking at you or the effortlessly attractive way he’s even drinking water, but gesturing for the other half of this bottle by putting a hand out ‘cos it won’t hurt for you to hydrate either hun]

Adonis: [unnecessary for you to feed her it when you could just pass it to her but of course he will]

Dolly: [doing your best to do this whilst maintaining eye contact whilst also not dribbling it all down yourself]

Adonis: [‘okay?’ genuinely because why would you have done this before so like is this cool am I going too fast or not giving you enough or whatever because not trying to drown or deny her here]

Dolly: [just nodding and showing by doing so you could rest it on your lips if you needed to as well as tip it further into our mouth, which we’re doing to finish with a smile like all good]

Adonis: [there’s no need to kiss her immediately but he is, with such unspoken good girl energy because not even aware how daddy he is being]

Dolly: [it’s okay, we won’t bring our glaring parental issues into this right now, in my head the teacher insisted on it being v vanilla and lowkey kinkshamed to make himself feel better and like it was so normal and he wasn’t any kind of creep, okay, hence we’re holding back in some places although lowkey not noticeably lol]

Adonis: [You’re so so real for that, boo, that’s such a legit vibe for that flop and soz but we know Gabe is vanilla too hence Lulu literally having to hold back there as well, in the sense that he didn’t think he was being and he thinks he’s so cool and such a stud yet he has a v fragile ego and no saucy skills lol, but still, the end result is the same, ugh, these men, anyway, this boy is helping her down from the counter and how he does and how they end up standing reminds him what he said about them owing each other a dance so asking her ‘What’s your favourite song?’ like she asked him his fave colour]

Dolly: [mhmm, the tea, honey, good sex has not been served and the best was probably shit with other girls and you weren’t attracted to them so that can only be so good; ANYWAY, hit him with the type of fave that’s all-time and thus easy to say when asked this question, opposed to a song you’re currently fucking with]

Adonis: [command that to play with your voice because I’m sure all the rooms have speakers or some rich people nonsense, the volume on low even though your parents are a floor up because it’s somehow more of a mood anyway, and have a little dance together]

Dolly: [when you didn’t clock why he was asking until the music starts so now you’re dancing with your arms around his neck with the BIGGEST heart eyes ‘how am I ever meant to leave?’ like stop being so perfect]

Adonis: [it’s hilarious to me he’s in a towel for this, just btw, peak romance happening nevertheless ‘don’t’ with his own big heart eyes but such a serious face, really emphasising that he means it by then playing his fave song after hers ends so they can keep dancing]

Dolly: [ah the confidence of a hot boy, we love to see it, literally because we can shamelessly check you out this whole time, not adding anything and keep on dancing because you don’t have to leave right now so it doesn’t need to be addressed]

Adonis: [nowhere to hide when he’s blatantly getting turned on by y’all’s v romantic dance interlude because not only is he in a towel but we know how close you are proximity wise for said dancing so, thank god he isn’t embarrassed by this]

Dolly: [taking this opportunity to lead him over to the sofas and gently push him down ‘get comfy’ as you’re kneeling down between his legs on the floor]

Adonis: [do, in that exaggerated but yet not a pisstake manspreading and reclining type way only teenage boys are capable of, LOOKING at her but with heart eyes, throwing her down a cushion to lean on like you too because he’s just nice like that] 

Dolly: [when that’s so hot you have to rest your head on his thigh to literally gaze up at him for a moment like oh my god ‘where were we?’ like literally tell me because we like it when he does and you know exactly when we mean, we’re making up for letting ourself get interrupted in the car]

Adonis: [tell the tale like it’s your oxford imagine story, just reliving it in as much detail as you can recall given how insane the day has been, manoeuvring her into position as well obviously how they both like him to do]

Dolly: [replicate it as best as you can given the setting has changed and he’s gone from entirely clothed to not at all so you have a lot more freedom than you did, obviously, so you can actually do more but we can both imagine you did and would do this in the car, given the opportunity]

Adonis: [and you don’t have to be silent and bite the inside of your mouth to shit again so enjoy that even if you’re still mostly whispering/being v quiet about your sounds and breathing for the imagining we are in the car mood]

Dolly: [not at all casually looking up at him sporadically to watch his reactions because want to witness all of them and make sure he’s into this too]

Adonis: [idk why him holding her hand throughout this, and fully linking their fingers together and everything properly, not just squeezing hers sometimes and then letting go as is the usual vibe is making me emosh but it is lol]

Dolly: [that probably means you’re sleepy my bae but we love it for y’all, especially as you can’t exactly talk and check in during a blowjob unless you’re using a lot of licking and hands about it]

Adonis: [me like okay they’re in LOVE as if that’s news]

Dolly: [god bless, do give yourself the break of being extra with kissing and licking etc to say ‘I really, really like you’ because yeah, love do be in the air lads]

Adonis: [‘I more than like you’ cos as close as I can get to ILY without being insane rn but I have gotta show his feelings do be escalating because they are]

Dolly: [you can do a lil smirk like that’s purely because you’re down here doing this but we all know it is not, get back to it like get ready to like me even more]

Adonis: [a GASP when she gets back to it ‘I more than really, really like you’ like okay damn, with all the reallys he can keep on adding as per]

Dolly: [pushing yourself as far as you’re capable purely because of what he’s saying and ergo how much you want him to like you]

Adonis: [‘You’re going to have to do this for [adding a year on to the 6 I think y’all already committed to like I absolutely need longer if it’s going to be like this]’]

Dolly: [nodding in a very deliberate way to change where he is in your mouth for every possible sensation like yes, please]

Adonis: [shamelessly adding another year on when she does that for how it feels, barely able to get the number out coherently]

Dolly: [do it some more, obviously, no hiding how buzzing we are, the way we’re humming against your skin here, pressing our legs together and apart for the sensation]

Adonis: [‘Do you want me to promise you a decade?’ because y’all are at 8 now so it’s not a big jump, very much like I will because you’re killing me here]

Dolly: [making the mhmm noise but it doesn’t sound close to casual, the way our voice is managing to crack at the end]

Adonis: [‘I swear it then’ like please stop killing me but also don’t ever]

Dolly: [doing such a big grin at you, even though it means we have to briefly stop what we’re doing, because we gotta]

Adonis: [do one back even though I’m sure you both look cray as hell again, no fucks given, taking the opportunity while she has briefly paused to really dramatically kiss her somewhere he can reach]

Dolly: [‘I love this’ because it’s the closest you can get to saying it again without actually saying it, because the way we’re blurting it out in response to this dramatic kiss is so blatant]

Adonis: [‘So do I’ because it’s mutual sis and I shan’t deny it]

Dolly: [get back to your mission sis, ‘cos it’s also not a lie that you do and you need to go in and make him cum ‘cos he did you]

Adonis: [‘I love everything you’re capable of doing and making me feel’ it’s the pause after I love for me though before he says what he says because for once it isn’t just how long it takes him to get his words out]

Dolly: [when you’re feeling like you might cry or do something else weird in reaction so you just have to go as feral as you can because that’s a lot easier to deal with]

Adonis: [you’re gonna have to cum sir with how feral she’s being, how could you not, at least it’ll distract you from running your mouth cos you won’t be able to speak]

Dolly: [no condom this time, y’all are welcome, slowly get up off the floor and come curl up beside him on this sofa with your head on his knee]

Adonis: [stroke her hair the softest you ever have and lean down to kiss her on the head ‘you couldn’t mean more to me’ so quietly, in her ear almost]

Dolly: [‘you’re so nice’ quietly, stroking up and down your leg, changing the direction of the hair, somewhat distracted]

Adonis: [‘I’m happy, that it’s you I’m having all these firsts with’ like no it’s these moments and experiences that are nice, not me ‘and I rarely feel happy because of another person’ cos usually he feels like he’s gotta make it happen for himself or it won’t]

Dolly: [sit up, carefully, so you don’t headbutt him by accident lol ‘why didn’t you and your ex work out?’ a look like if you don’t mind me asking]

Adonis: [‘it’s a short flight but not one my parents were willing to allow me to make alone often, if at all, purely to see a girl I liked’ with a shrug because that’s pretty responsible of you ruster and therefore he clearly respects it as a move which is apparent in his tone ‘absence didn’t make the heart grow fonder, we drifted apart instead, which I think is what’s actually inevitable, missing each other’s day to day lives to such an extent, until we were just friends, and after a while, not even that’]

Dolly: [nod because you see, even if the debbie downer in you is like well, how often can we see each other because like he said, that sort of thing is inevitable at a certain point ‘at least it was mutual, that way’]

Adonis: [‘I’ll be able to make time for you, consistently, there aren’t any airports involved, they can’t stop me’ because reading her mind there]

Dolly: [‘I’m not going to get in the way of your Oxford plans’ nudging him a little like that’s your priority first and foremost]

Adonis: [‘You’re part of my Oxford plans’ nudging her back like and don’t you forget it missy]

Dolly: [‘there’s things you don’t know about me yet, that might change your mind’ sounds very ominous but obviously it’s true]

Adonis: [‘Well, are you willing to elaborate on what your warning means yet?’ looking at her like genuinely not trying to pressure you on day one but I do wanna know ‘because I’ll try and have an open mind, whenever you want to’]

Dolly: [‘if I don’t, someone else will’ by which we obviously mean Lulu ‘cos who else has the tea and desire to fuck with your life ‘but, no, not right now’ ‘cos we also do not wanna tell you until we have to ‘cos where to even begin lol]

Adonis: [a nod because we know you mean your terrifying sister obvs ‘it doesn’t need to be tonight’ again so genuinely like it’s okay we can just enjoy being together with nobody else interfering in any way]

Dolly: [‘she doesn’t know as much as she thinks she does’ with a shrug like, don’t listen to her if she tries to tell you anything anyway ‘cos god knows how accurate it’ll be]

Adonis: [‘I don’t listen to hearsay, I’ve been victim of enough of it to know how little any degree of nuance matters, regardless of how accurate something may be, if it manages to be in the first place’ because lord knows your fam gets talked about ‘and that’s usually a big if’]

Dolly: [give him an appreciative look because you can’t say any fairer than that ‘you’re very measured’]

Adonis: [take her hand and hold it the same way he did throughout that blowjob but I like to think it’s the opposite one so they’ve now both been held ‘no amount of shared experiences grants your sister entitlement to speak over you, I won’t allow it, it’s your past and I want to hear the details from you, when and whatever you feel comfortable telling me’]

Dolly: [‘I was a different person back then’ after a relatively long pause, thinking about back then with suitable horror and shame ‘Shared experiences were the only kind she accepted- I had to change that, have something of my own, be a person not a twin’]

Adonis: [the way he’s just genuinely and patiently listening ‘change is an inevitable part of more than just my breakups’ because true, soz Lulu y’all have to have your own lives and grow apart like normal siblings naturally do as they get older and twins are just siblings, a rant I’ve had before lol]

Dolly: [Mhmm lol but we all know that is not how Lulu was trying to live and wanted y’all to marry the same man and be those kind of weirdos but no thank you, we had to do something about it even if that wasn’t the only reason, it was lowkey the primary one if we’re being real ‘it was just a lot of change all at once’]

Adonis: [go from holding her hand to putting an arm around her and pulling her in for a snugg in a comforting manner cos again, genuinely soz you’ve clearly had to go through so many life changes in such a short space of time cos would be a lot for anyone to move schools to a new country etc never mind anything else and the whole weird twin vibe]

Dolly: [‘it’s okay’ from within this hug, in a slightly detached way because we don’t really get upset about things, and especially not this, because it’s such a mess where would you even start ‘I didn’t mean to bring the mood down’]

Adonis: [‘it’s okay’ not intending to automatically echo what she just said, smiling when he realises he has, making a noise like silly me, despite how sincerely he meant that it is okay because it is ‘you haven’t done anything wrong’ again so sincere because he’s glad they’re talking, always, whatever the subject is]

Dolly: [a noise like hm ‘cos like lowkey yes I have but you can’t undo this little freakout now ‘do you wanna get the food?’ because you’d probably be hungry by now and it gives you both five minutes to reset]

Adonis: [I agree, because there’s no way he wouldn’t be starving teenage boys always are anyway and that hookup was a sesh and yeah she can take a sec]

Dolly: [compose yourself sweaty, it’s been a day]

Adonis: [go grab that charcuterie board from right at the top of the house hun, you could also grab some clothes so you aren’t still chilling in a towel even if it’s just your own dressing gown from your own room]

Dolly: [when you are back, doing a little awh like how devastating but we’re also doing a little smile and reaching for something as you’re walking by to put this charcuterie down on the coffee table or whatever]

Adonis: [once you’ve put it down also go and get her another drink like some juice or something idk, bring that back and hand it to her and then finally have a lil scran sesh]

Dolly: [ask him how he’s liking school, not like a distant relative but because he’s just started sixth form the term you’ve just had and the jump from GCSE to sixth form is bigger than the sixth form to uni one, arguably]

Adonis: [nerd out about your subjects and all the things you would love about 6th form because your school doesn’t suck remotely lol that isn’t why we’re moving you, this is when it’s gonna really hit the subjects and extra-curriculars you have in common because of course he’ll be asking her how school is going for her and what she’s thinking about studying at uni after her gap year]

Dolly: [it would be v affirming to find out how much you have in common in that very concrete and real way, and you can tell him about your extra school because you’re not pining for the Swiss boarding school and can see this one has a lot of merits, especially to someone like him ‘I just want to keep learning, I’m not like, priming myself for any one career, which is what it seems like most people are doing’ because whatever you wanna do, even if you’ve not fully decided because you hadn’t fully picked any one uni, is very scholarly and like, what do you do with that beyond be an academic or whatever]

Adonis: [don’t mind him accidentally asking her a million questions about her school and lowkey gushing about how good it sounds because we’re not trying to say he purely goes because she’s there either, he’s a nerd and he wants all the tea lol, then when they get onto uni subjects suggesting all the things we know could be a good fit for her that she didn’t pick as well as what she ends up doing, telling her what he knows about the course he’s already decided he wants to do along with all the courses he’s suggesting for her, having a ramble]

Dolly: [can let him know all the goss and the what’s what in turn for all this knowledge, commenting on how you could do the same course as him ‘definitely be a massive stalker then’ like lol imagine but we are fully nerding out here too]

Adonis: [‘After hearing all about your school, I’m tempted to beat you to it’ half joking at this point still because not actually yet suggesting for real he’ll move schools rn but there’s sincerity in how cool he thinks her school is as well as the way he’s looking at her thinking about seeing her every day]

Dolly: [meet his eye as you answer ‘Mattie would be thrilled I finally made a friend’ oh your poor sister, the headaches y’all give her]

Adonis: [‘Would you like to meet my friends tomorrow?’ seriously, like in the time he arranged to move whatever about OG so they could see each other before y’all shamelessly did this instead]

Dolly: [‘would they mind?’ as a genuine question like don’t let me gatecrash something if it should just be y’all but although we’d be a little nervous we’re clearly not like GOD NO]

Adonis: [‘I’ll mind more if any of them do’ like would be genuinely offended at y’all actually if you don’t wanna meet and hang with my new gf]

Dolly: [pick up his hands and squeeze them because he’s so cute ‘I don’t know, I’m used to girl’s school politics, which is entirely unhinged’ because imagine how bitchy it could get, yikes, would have died ‘if you think it’s okay’ like let’s do it then, don’t think your parents are even home, your sister does not talk to you so it’s only your grandparents you need to inform of your plans]

Adonis: [mhmm, I’m sure your parents have gone away together for christmas as if they are a childless couple and aren’t planning to be back until new year’s for their party ‘you could meet the girls first?’ with a smile because fully joking knowing what you’re getting at about unhinged an all girls school would have been based on his experience of 2 sisters]

Dolly: [yeah that’s definitely what we said when we’ve Sulu’d and it is just your parents whole vibe so it stands ‘wouldn’t look strange, at all’ with a smirk like what kind of home-schooled weirdness would that give off like please, no men ‘are we allowed to be…’ trail off ‘cos how to word it, don’t wanna give yourself away here ‘not a secret, around your friends?’]

Adonis: [‘it would look like you’re very intent on stalking me before I have the opportunity’ again joking like you’re gonna grill these gals to see if they are just friends after all, looking at her when she trails off waiting to see how she’s going to word it ‘I’d allow it’ because the only reason for any secrecy is Lulu finding out and unlike the possibility of her finding out via ruster saying something to Sekhmet in passing or whatever cos mums CAN’T keep a secret, his friends don’t know and aren’t gonna tell his sister or hers] 

Dolly: [raise your brows like oh you think I’m THAT sort of girl but we are amused too ‘obviously, they’ll have almost as embarrassing dirt on you as your sisters’ giving him a little tickle under his chin vibe like lol, gonna find it ALL out, boy but then you’re back to LOOKING at him lowkey ‘well, if you allow it’]

Adonis: [taking her to where there are baby pics of him whether that’s literally a nearby wall depending how ruster have decorated and how extra they are trying to be or just where some are kept in albums or something, giving a softer and slightly more chill version of when he dragged her to the mirror mid hookup, especially if they are on the walls and he’s literally leading her there]

Dolly: [the memories do be hitting, memories like it was any length of time ago but you know what I mean, hence we’re just looking in our slightly !! silence so we can feel like we’re not bright red when we do reply ‘just as I suspected, always cute’ ‘cos where’s the lie]

Adonis: [picking her up like she’s a kid at the zoo needing a better view but it’s purely for the mems, as is the way she’s not at all casually being pressed against this wall in his arms like when they were all up in that mirror, returning the LOOK she gave him before]

Dolly: [the dramatic intake of breath like it’s in reaction to being pressed into this wall, which it is, but not in that way]

Adonis: [saying cute in french almost like he’s asking her if that’s what the correct word is, but actually he’s v much just calling her cute because he’s still LOOKING at her like no, you for that sound you just made]

Dolly: [‘you know I like you more than anything’ returning this LOOK like we’re not fully dying at how hot you’re being and have some level of chill left, which we’re immediately contradicting by letting our dressing gown fall to the floor]

Adonis: [he is not even entertaining the notion of having chill, catch him making out with her against this wall hardcore from the second that dressing gown is undone never mind waiting for it to hit the deck]

Dolly: [the way we’re coming at this with so much intensity, you would think it’s been forever, ‘cos how it feels, calling him my love in French ‘cos still not technically saying it just being the most affectionate with the pet names]

Adonis: [matching her intensity if not upping it as the only suitable response, calling her my love in english, again almost as if he’s checking he understood her french but blatantly not]

Dolly: [‘god yes’ as a blatant moan but it’s also a response in itself, wrapping your legs around him tighter, kissing down his neck like you expect him to say more and you can’t risk stopping him]

Adonis: [saying her name so indecently in response to all of that + then my love in french like he’s trying it out and not just shamelessly saying he loves her as he lies her on whatever surface in the family room/kitchen/hub of this home is the most scandalous whether that’s a kitchen table or an island because they had that whole talk about in here and he’s gotta soz fam]

Dolly: [lifting your head to first LOOK at him, then to look in the direction of the stairs and then all the windows and doors, literally here panting like you’ve already been at it for a hot minute because so turned on ‘I’m so exposed’ giving him the most in terms of a show, however briefly, like see]

Adonis: [when you can’t help but start touching her, both to feel how turned on you know she is and to expose her more, excuse us everyone, thank god neither of his sisters is going to appear to see her with her legs open where y’all have fam time and eat meals]

Dolly: [‘I missed you’ yes indecently but also just want to say it and mean it too, whilst we’re still vaguely coherent and not an absolute mess thinking of those possibilities which we thankfully aren’t making reality]

Adonis: [‘I got these too’ taking the condoms out of his dressing gown pocket with his free hand and putting them next to her on whatever surface she’s on so they can both think about the possibility of fully hooking up here while he’s doing the most to kill her with all his touches and a makeout]

Dolly: [when your eyes are so heavy with desire but you’re still able to look at him so 😈 about this ‘nothing could be hotter to me than you knowing I’d let you fuck me again, even after my freakout’ showing him by deepening this makeout to the messiest of levels, slamming your hand over these condoms like you gotta put one on him right now immediately]

Adonis: [‘anywhere’ when he can get the word out through this feral makeout sesh y’all are having, even then it’s lowkey a moan, but gotta say it because remember when you said that earlier gal, he do]

Dolly: [‘everywhere’ and calling him sir in french like that makes it less obvious how you feel about this current energy]

Adonis: [letting his own dressing gown fall to the floor to make it as obvious how he feels and how willing he is to do exactly that, just standing there, LOOKING at her lying there, oh the confidence]

Dolly: [when your mouth literally falls open about it ‘I need it, here’ meaning in this room for all the reasons you wanna do it here but could not be pushing our legs apart any wider at this point ‘you’ll think about me every time you come home’]

Adonis: [talking about everything he does here like I’ll think about you when I eat breakfast, when the fam has a family game night, anything and everything they could possibly do here activity wise is being listed so she knows just how much he’ll be thinking about her as he deals with putting this condom on]

Dolly: [just getting more and more impatient and wriggly as he goes, lowkey torturing us but we love it so much ‘thinking about making you hard in front of them makes me so-’ don’t finish but we know by the sounds you make instead of words]

Adonis: [doing the most !! wrist grab he ever has to pull her up and off this surface and against him to kiss as !! for a second about that as a visual before he’s then lying down where she was and pulling her back towards him so she gets to be on top for this hookup because he was before]

Dolly: [the heart eyes and 🥺 sounds ‘let me show you how I should’ve rode your dick in the car’ because another place we’re obviously thinking about now, gasping as we do the tiniest first move because was too ready before we even started, our whole body trembling from the effort of making this last here ‘I should be taking every inch of you every second of every day, love’]

Adonis: [trying to say something, no doubt about how much he wants that but her tiny initiation move from this new angle + her gasp has him shook in the best way and therefore unable to speak or breathe, making a quiet but utterly indecent noise at what she said next, fully 🥺 himself] 

Dolly: [‘you want that?’ as if that sounds could have sounded anything like that, purely because you want him to say he does because you do, keeping the very slow and gentle pace of your movements going here, clearly waiting for him to answer to go any harder]

Adonis: [telling her he wants her in every place at her school she gave him the tea about earlier, again like a list, unable to not blurt that out and therefore confess that you’re still thinking about her school and being with her in it]

Dolly: [tell him how you’d have to sneak and what time and all the logistics of that because despite not being a girl’s school I am so sure it’s not easy to be left alone just you two to make this happen, gradually picking up your pace the more excited you get about the prospect]

Adonis: [join in with the whole sneaking, likewise doing more about it the more into it you get, obvs saying ‘our secret’ how he do like again seeing as it won’t be a secret with his friends tomorrow, best of both worlds sis]

Dolly: [kissing him in the coming at you so hard you’re almost getting headbutted way because 1000% what we want ‘it’ll be no secret how much I need you near me always’ like people aren’t going to know the whole story but they’re going to know I’m in love with you, basically]

Adonis: [‘you are my girlfriend’ like that won’t ever be a secret because could not be happier or prouder about it, in his tone and the way he’s kissing her back]

Dolly: [can only respond by fully allowing yourself to do the most and completely wild out for the moment]

Adonis: [go with it and let yourself be the loudest you have for the longest you have]

Dolly: [trying to ground yourself by repeating boyfriend over and over, like that isn’t doing the opposite, go for it]

Adonis: [hitting her with all the you’re my love and you’re my darlings he can get out in both languages + an ‘I need you’ in english like because you are the love of my life, cos likewise can’t chill out about it]

Dolly: [‘have me’ whilst you could not be being more uncontrolled about this, entirely unaware and unconcerned about your surroundings in this current moment]

Adonis: [thank god we’re being kind to y’all on this day because he is unbothered as she is right here and right now about the fact his parents are upstairs and could appear at any point and so could your sisters or hilariously, any pets y’all have, all he cares about is doing the absolute most to do exactly that without either of you falling off this surface] 

Dolly: [ah to be young and in love and extra af, that would kill this dead in its tracks so you’re very welcome we’re not letting you be interrupted because it is a holiday so your sisters are actually around but not today thank you ladies, we don’t need that whilst it’s still so new]

Adonis: [they’d both DIE and not in a good way which is what is gonna be happening instead lol, another trip to that wheely bin do be looming cos y’all can’t go on like this]

Dolly: [warning you of as much because we were really concentrating on not losing it before and now we’re not so it’s inevitable]

Adonis: [slightly rude of me to do this to you gal but I do feel like that warning, with how it’s said and everything she’s doing will make him cum before you do, soz but not really]

Dolly: [watching him, BEYOND !! but touching him as equally softly, barely running your fingers over his chest and stomach here]

Adonis: [kissing her as softly like excuse me I did not mean to do that as soon as you said you were going to, in his I could not help it though manner]

Dolly: [just stroking his hair casually and making him hold you ‘I-’]

Adonis: [even though he is DEAD, touching her indecently the way he did when he first lay her down here, as !! because determined to make her as dead but with a softer energy to match what she is giving and because he is full of love ‘I know’ like whatever you were going to say, I’m right there with you on it]

Dolly: [shaking your head like no I can’t the way you do when you were too overwhelmed but then lost it so now you’re just very overstimulated but obviously it’s not a legit no and we’re not making any other attempt to get away from your touch]

Adonis: [‘I’ll be careful with you’ like it’s okay don’t worry, being so gentle yet deliberate with every single touch, again daddy vibes he doesn’t know he’s giving]

Dolly: [‘I know’ like that is what I’m afraid of ‘cos immediately 🥺 over everything you’re doing and how ‘you don’t even know how good you are’]

Adonis: [doing little kisses along with the touching he’s doing the way he did when he was doing all that underwear foreplay before ‘thanks to you I do’ because she lets him know how good he is]

Dolly: [‘I should’ve told you sooner’ like that’s a thing that you could’ve done, somehow, ‘cos it’s that important and you’re that special ‘I’m so glad it’s me’]

Adonis: [‘Tell me every day’ when you’re asking her permission to seriously go to her school ‘let me be with you at [school name I can never remember] as well as oxford’]

Dolly: [the ‘PLEASE’ hitting so hard ‘cos it’s way louder and more indecent than you have ever]

Adonis: [putting a finger from his free hand to her lips, pressing so lightly in contrast to how much more feral he’s now being with the other one because that was EVERYTHING hence he doesn’t actually want her to shh at all he’s just being hot about it and a lil bit surprised in the best way hence he’s fully looking at her like 🥺]

Dolly: [kissing said finger as softly and closing your eyes like you’re being the most sorry but shamelessly you just can’t handle how he looks along with the feral moves he’s making ‘I think you should come’ meaning to our school but shoutout to the operative word always]

Adonis: [really softly kissing her closed eyes and then just everywhere on her entire face tbh like he’s trying to get every freckle ever, again in contrast to his feral antics ‘I will’ like that’s a done deal and ruster have no say lol cos when have they told you no in your life ‘so I think you should imagine me there and cum for me’ in her ear as a whisper as if y’all haven’t been loud and it’s such a secret]

Dolly: [ruster like excuse us, we didn’t even want you going to Dublin on your own sir haha we care not and you’re gonna let him because it isn’t a catastrophically bad idea by any means, catch us doing our own dramatic as hell wrist grab on the hand you’re using to take control and make this happen literally on command for you, keeping on this island or whatever by having your other arm around his neck so you don’t fall and die in that way]

Adonis: [hold her up as you watch this unfold sir, you have a free hand too it’ll be fine, and he really is WATCHING cos he loves to see this]

Dolly: [opening your eyes up purely so you can see this and make EYE CONTACT before you fully die and have to lie down wherever he lets you land lmao]

Adonis: [pick her up and take her back to the sofa or something so she can lie and recover somewhere softer, also on his dressing gown cos 1. It’s soft and smells like him and 2. You can’t be getting your bodily fluids all over this sofa, while you, boy literally find cleaning supplies and wipe down this island, looking accidentally hot doing it how you did drinking water I’m sure]

Dolly: [cuddle up in this dressing gown just peeping at him being all responsible and cute ‘will you really consider it?’ about changing schools, of course]

Adonis: [turn to look at her while still being a domestic goddess lol ‘my mind’s made up, unless it’s only something you wanted in the heat of the moment’ because it could be and that’s valid]

Dolly: [just shake your head because it wasn’t and that’s all that we were checking for you too ‘what do you think your parents' stance will be?’ ‘cos we barely know them, we don’t know how likely or unlikely this is]

Adonis: [‘they’ll share ours once they’re aware what a good school it is, my dad really values academic excellence, which it’s offering, and my mum will be happy if I am’ said like ruster make a good parenting team with that balance because they do]

Dolly: [when you realise it’s way more possible than you had suspected so you’re like oh wow ‘are we crazy?’ because how many life changes and plans do you wanna make in one day guys and like yes you are but if not at this age, when lmao]

Adonis: [‘folie a deux is extremely rare’ with a smile like no no we can’t possibly be because we’re feeling the same way and also you clearly feel like you’re doing the right thing, and if you’re gonna go why waste time when you can probably sort it in time for the new term]

Dolly: [smile at him like that’s okay then and snuggle back down in response like that’s sorted and we don’t need to discuss in any further, doing a little happy sigh]

Adonis: [get her dressing gown from where it was discarded and put it on so you can go and do your second condom bin run since you’ve finished cleaning the island or wherever, practical yes, but also adorable that you’ve switched, then come back once your chores are done and cuddle her obvs]

Dolly: [just cuddle and tell him about the teachers you know that he’ll have for his subjects, about the houses he could be in because I’m sure they all have reps to a degree if not totally uni vibes and promise to give him a tour]

Adonis: [again being a nerd and asking lots of questions, idk if your school you’re at now has houses sir but if it does tell her about all the house points you’ve already earned and if it doesn’t tell her about the sports matches you’ve played and debates you’ve won for the school etc, things like that, just giving that you’re gonna be head boy without fully being your father and making that boast haha, ask her about the teachers she has now that’ll be yours next year, we know the vibes]

Dolly: [‘you’d have got on with Lulu�� which sounds like such a drag written out but we just mean that’s very her vibe aside from also being unhinged lol]

Adonis: [making a noise like she is dragging him, but only playfully, hence also giving a comically OTT face of being way more afraid of her sister and hating that comparison than he actually is or does]

Dolly: [‘I’m just glad she’s sent the tall European away, it’s very tiresome ignoring his invitations’ accidentally letting that slip without realising because you’ve clearly forgot how un-normal that part is]

Adonis: [when you have to just look at her like excuse me? Because taken aback by her saying that but also how casually she said it]

Dolly: [when you could lie and just imply Gabe is just that letchy guy trying it on with his girlfriends’ sister but you do want to be honest with him so you just have to go for it ‘I used to date him as well, when we lived out there’ shrugging to maintain that casual vibe but you sound more sheepish]

Adonis: [‘Before Lulu did’ said not as a question because of course you think that’s what she means because her sister is 100% that bitch to steal her man or date her sister’s ex after they’ve split ‘it must be uncomfortable for you when he’s around’ genuinely like girl I’m soz that sucks and is rude of them to do]

Dolly: [‘It was kind of like double dating but with one guy’ because that’s the least graphic way you can describe what it was but still getting the point across and not lying ‘but yeah, it’s pretty shit’]

Adonis: [‘oh’ not in the shady or omg way that sounds typed just like oh okay I see, because what can you say, your family has done some wild shit throughout these 4 gens and you also need to process that info ‘does she invite him over often?’ genuinely asking because don’t know how often you’re forced to see this man and thus put in this weird position]

Dolly: [let him, it is a lot to process, we’re aware ‘not really, holidays, if she does’ shrug because you’re not privy to her why and why nots anymore ‘she shot herself in the foot for keeping him interested though’ drag but clearly kinda true like you can sleep with twins no now it’s just me soz hun]

Adonis: [‘Well, you’re welcome here for those holidays’ no notes, it’s the exact same energy of wanting her here tonight because her sister is weird and we don’t stan her having to be there and involved, directly or indirectly]

Dolly: [doing the sort of smile that is like that’s a sweet offer but we don’t fully think you’re being serious because we’re so used to being left with her weirdness alone as a default ‘cos boarding and neglectful parents]

Adonis: [looking at her like I do be serious though, cos he is]

Dolly: [‘she does it really loud on purpose’ just blurting that out because you can see he’s serious and you’re like let me tell you what it’s actually like instead of being vague]

Adonis: [snuggling her closer and tighter automatically because we hate that for you, but keeping his mouth closed for rn instead of popping off shading Lulu or calling out how weird that is because nothing she doesn’t already know and he’d rather listen to what she wants to say]

Dolly: [‘like, does she want me to suffer, be jealous or come in and tell her to shut up?’ not you having a free therapy session about it lying here snuggling]

Adonis: [‘It could be any or all of the above’ because you don’t know her sister well enough to comment but you wanna say something so she knows you’re listening and bothered ‘I know you’re concerned about what could happen if she finds out, but I think-’ a pause as you try and phrase this but then you just end up blurting out ‘please stay with me’ a breath like okay oops that was a lot ‘or with your grandparents if I’m being too pushy’]

Dolly: [‘but she’ll be alone’ which is far more concern than your sister shows you when Sulu pops off but I get it, the levels of cunty it would feel to fully run off and have a life when she’s fully iced you out for just having a different, albeit secret, boyfriend to the one she picked for y’all]

[cheesus-doodles]

Uhm uhm- holy shizzle I'm nervous 💀

So like I've never done this before so I'm super duper sorry if I do something wrong 🥲

But I was reading through your platonic yandere TR boys master list, as one does

And I was wondering how the boys all got to the point of practically breaking and entering into readers home and curling up with them? Like did they just do it one night and then it became a thing?? Or was it likes something that was eased into???

Feel free to ignore this if ya want🖐

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ahh hello! nice to see you in my inbox :D - you’re doing good, no worries fam! interesting question hmmm

I would say that it definitely just happened one day and snowballed from there. Probably started off as Kazutora jolting awake and being unable to fall back sleep one night cause of a nightmare - maybe of you choosing to leave their lives for some other shady "friends" that they didn't know about - and he just had to quell his fear. But it was late, and no matter how many texts he was sending and how many times he tried to call you, Kazutora couldn't reach you.

In his gut, he knew you were already fast asleep at this time, having had a long, long day that started before the sunrise and ended long into the night - school followed by hanging out with your Toman founder friends was exhausting. But the voices from the back of his head kept taunting him that you were just ignoring him instead, that maybe you weren't even at home. And this baby boy just had to check for himself, to see with his own eyes that you were safe and sound and where you were supposed to be.

Of course your main door would be locked by this time, but it's short work for Kazutora to shimmer it open with a hairpin and a thin strip of metal - he does make sure to lock and latch the door behind him though. Even once he sees you securely tucked into your sheets, its still not enough to calm this baby boy - now he wants cuddles because you made him feel anxious, and he can't sleep without cuddles. Carefully pulling back the covers, ripping your bolster from your arms and snuggling himself up next to you was sure to wake you up, but you didn't even seem to mind, just blurringly blinking at the sudden warm weight before falling straight back to sleep.

Neither did you kick up a big fuss the next morning when you found Kazutora fast asleep latched on to you, especially after he told you that he had a nightmare and couldn't sleep. You can be sure that Kazutora definitely starts boasting to the other Toman boys as soon as he meets them that he got to spend the whole night cuddling with you - especially when he was spotted leaving your house with your hand in his the next morning. And now all your friends wants in, not afraid to breakout the sob stories and waterworks - they consider it a win if they're the only one getting to cuddle.

Will not hesitate to fight each other over whose turn it is to get to snuggle with you, but worse for you, not all your boys were as good at picking locks as Kazutora, and the cost of replacing broken locks started to add up real quick. Started to leave your spare key under the rug for them if they didn't already straight up just refuse to leave your house, because despite their insistence on turning up in the middle of the night when you were already asleep, the Toman founders still forbid you to leave your main door unlocked.

[falcqns]

Hii i have this request in mind like Chris Evans x Actress! Singer! Reader like the reader and chris dated for 3y idk but they broke up but the reader always visit chris’ family bc she treated them like family aswell specialy when the reader’s parents died so she spend Christmas there or any occasions bc chris’ family invite her and when chris got a new gf the reader is kinda hurt bc she still love chris but she try to look like she doesn’t care but then she released her new song its called deja vu (by olivia rodrigo) and she release it to her bday so when the song is released the fans knew its abt chris bc of the new gf (chris’ fam doesn’t like the new gf and the fans kinda didn’t support them bc of the girl’s attitude) and chris’ family invites her over bc they want to show the reader something and when the reader got there they surprise her for her bday and congratulate her and turns out chris is there too with his new gf🤨and the reader knew chris’ new gf hated her bc of her look and scott called you all to the living room and watch the mv of the reader’s new song and when the mv ends scott and the fam congratuleted the reader and chris’ gf is giving the reader looks again and chris is noticing it and when the reader is in the kitchen alone getting something chris talk to her and congratulate her and chris’ new gf wrapped her arms around chris and chris tried to stop her to make a scene but she started a scene and scream at the reader but the reader cut her off and embarrassing her and the reader prove the new gf shes first not her (idk if that make sense lol) and the new gf leave(idk you can make her a random name so its not only “new gf”) and the reader and chris talk and they got back together, you can do wha you want at the end this is just so random bc i was listening to deja vu and advance thank you if you do my request! Stay safe! ❤️ and im so sorry if this is so long

Deja Vu

pairing: Chris Evans x singer!reader

warnings: parents death, major angst, fluff. 

a/n: thank you for the request! Hope you enjoy!

You had known Chris since college, when you had met him in your communications class. You two had grown close quickly, and became best friends. 

He brought you home every Christmas Eve, before you would go home to your parents house on Christmas Day. You had always felt like a part of the family, so when your parents passed a way, you turned to him. 

You and your parents were driving home from a Christmas Day church service, when you were hit by a semi truck. It had completely totalled the car, and your parents had died on impact. You had been sitting in the back, and only had a broken leg from where your moms seat had been pushed back into it roughly. 

You had been pulled from the car and sat in a second ambulance, while your parents were transported in another. You knew you'd never forget watching that ambulance door close and drive away, knowing that was the last time you'd ever see them. 

When the police officers asked if there was anyone you could call, you didn't know what to do. Your parents were both only children, so you had no aunts, uncles or cousins. You were an only child too, so you had no siblings, and your grandparents had passed when you were little, your other ones passing before you were born. 

So when the officer asked you, you told him the Evans’ phone number. Lisa picked up on the second ring, and you tearfully explained what had happened as the shock wore off. She immediately said she’d meet you at the hospital, and not to worry, that she and Bob would take care of you. 

You were taken to the hospital and treated for your broken leg. Less than an hour after you arrived, Lisa arrived at the hospital with Chris in tow. They comforted you, and took you home with them. You stayed in Chris’s room for the first few days, and when you were given your own room, you still had a hard time sleeping alone, so Chris ended up in your bed with you most nights, not that he minded. 

You never went back to college, and instead turned to singing as a release from all the pain you were feeling. You started out posting covers on YouTube, and gradually progressed to getting a record deal with Interscope Records, which didn't surprise anyone who knew you. You had immense talent, and your parents used to tell you that they were counting down the days before you were a celebrity. 

When Chris graduated college and told you he was moving to Los Angeles, he convinced you to come with him. Prices were high in LA, and he didn't want to be separated from you for too long, so you joined him. He got to be an actor, and you got to be a singer, which is what you both had wanted since you were younger. 

You went to every one of Chris’s movie premieres, and he attended as many of your live shows as he could. You supported him through all his relationships and his breakups, and played the middle man whenever he and Jenny would fight, up until the very end. You told yourself you did that because you just wanted what's best for him, but you both kind of knew that wasn't the reason at all. 

Throughout your time living together, you friendship grew, as did your feelings for each other. You'd be lying if you didn't have a small crush on him in college, and those feelings only grew as time went on, especially since the two of you decided to only get a one bedroom apartment. Mainly because it was cheap, but also because Chris made a decision a week after your parents death to never allow you to sleep alone because of the nightmares that would occur if he wasn't there.

So, when you won your first award for your first album, named ‘hand in hand’, he kissed you the second you came off the stage with your award in hand. It blew your mind that he felt the same, but you were happy nonetheless. You two began dating that night, and everything was perfect. 

Until, you were invited by 5 Seconds of Summer to be their opening act on their newest tour. You had agreed, and Chris let you go. You two had been dating for over 3 years, and you thought your relationship would be fine. 

You quickly realized however that that wasn't the case, when the two of you started fighting less than two weeks into the tour. The fights weren't anything major, more petty things like ‘did you change the Netflix password’ or ‘why did you take this piece of clothing, that was mine and it was my favourite.’ All around stupid fights. 

You had turned to Calum, who you were closest with, and he consoled you as much as you could. You realized however, that you couldn't be with Chris anymore when he drunk called you in the middle of the night while you were in the UK and got angry with you when you answered and told him to call you back in the morning when he was sober, to which he proceeded to brag that he slept with his co star at the time, Jessica Alba, you freaked out and ended things. 

You got a message from Jessica on instagram the next day letting you know that they did not sleep together, and that she was sorry he even said it. You assured her it was fine, and felt relief.

Relief because you got to the bottom of the situation, but also relief from your relationship. You didn't know what happened in those few weeks, but you knew the relationship was turning toxic, and you wanted to stop it before that happened. Neither you or Chris needed that. You told him you’d find a new place to live, and by the time tour ended, you bought yourself a house in Beverly Hills, and moved out of the apartment.

Chris moved out not long after, and bought his own house. He had tried to stay friends with you, but you didn't want that at that point in time. You were still hurting, and needed time to heal. 

Once you felt ready to date again, you were asked to be Calum’s date to the Peoples Choice Awards, you accepted. You knew Chris would be there, and you were hoping to talk to him, and maybe work it out. He had told you during the break up that he would always wait for you to come back, and that he still loved you, and always would. 

But you knew that wasn't the case when he showed up on the red carpet, with a new actress named Myra Woodfield. You had smiled at him, while trying not to break down inside, but he gave you a dirty look and rolled his eyes at you when Calum wrapped his arm around your waist for a picture. You furrowed your eye brows and took a good look at Myra. 

She looked almost exactly like you. Same build, same hair colour, same eye colour. The only difference is that she was slightly taller than you. You didn't know why he was replacing you, but it hurt. You pushed it out of your head however, and enjoyed the night with your best friend. 

It was a few months later when you were awoken by the constant dinging of your phone. You unlocked it, and saw you had a lot of unread messages from Luke, Ashton, Michael, Calum, and your other best friend Ashe about Chris’s new movie trailer, you sighed. 

You watched the trailer, and sighed when it looked like a recreation of a bunch of moments in your relationship with him, only Myra was in your place. 

Your fans and some of Chris’s had commented on it, and Myra immediately became aggressive with them, and insulted them. She told them that you were a nobody who could make Chris happy, which she was glad about because she made him happy how. 

Within minutes of this happening the hashtag #cancelmyrawoodfield was trending on twitter. You shamelessly went through the tweets and like and retweeted a couple. Then an idea popped in your head.

With a quick google search, you had a plan. 

You had written a new song called Deja Vu after the peoples choice awards, and it was had been recorded a few weeks ago, and you just had to decide on a date to release it, and make a decision on the music video. Her birthday was in about 3 months, which gave you enough time to get everything in place to drop on her birthday. 

Was it evil? Yes. Did you care? Not really. Besides, you inherited your pettiness from your mother and you knew she’d be proud of you. You called your manager and label, and got it planned out. 

When the new music video had been announced, Lisa called you and invited you home to watch it premiere with the family. You accepted, knowing Chris and Myra would be there, and that her birthday would get overshadowed by the release of your music video.

So, three weeks later, you were sitting with Lisa, Bob, Carly, Shanna, Scott, Chris and Myra in Lisa’s living room, waiting for the video to premiere.

Scott had picked you up at the airport earlier in the morning along with Carly and Shanna, and the four of you had a laugh about the face that no one acknowledged Myra’s birthday, not even Chris. It was mean, but no one liked her. 

Lisa absolutely hated her, but didn't want to upset Chris, so you got a call shortly after the PCA’s from her and the two of you ranted about her for a good two hours. 

You watched as the timer counted down from 10, and then the screen turned black. You took a deep breath and watched Chris out of the corner of your eye. 

You had searched for a while for a guy who looked similar to Chris, and you stumbled on Andrew Siwicki. He didn't look exactly like Chris, but it was close enough that everyone would know who the song was about if they didn't already. Andrew was a fan of Chris and hated Myra too, so he was more than glad to help you out. 

The music began to play, and you watched as the black screen faded in on two people walking along the beach, holding hands. 

“Car rides to Malibu Strawberry ice cream One spoon for two And trading jackets Laughing 'bout how small it looks on you,”

The next scene was a recreation of yours and Chris’s first date where you two had a picnic on the beach, and ended up splashing each other with the ocean water. Towards the end, everyone watched as Andrew picked you up and threw you into the water the same way Chris always did. 

You glanced at him, and could have burst into laughter at how uncomfortable Chris looked, but more importantly how angry Myra looked. 

“Watching reruns of Glee Being annoying Singing in harmony I bet she's bragging To all her friends, saying you're so unique, hmm,”

The next scene was you and Andrew (who was dressed as Ransom) on what appeared to be a recreation of the Knives Out set, running around with a dog that looked like Dodger chasing after you, the two of you laughing. The next shot was the two of you kissing behind a trailer, seemingly hiding from production. 

“So when you gonna tell her That we did that too? She thinks it's special But it's all reused That was our place, I found it first I made the jokes you tell to her when she's with you,”

The next scene was the two of you driving through Southern California, in a car that was almost identical to Chris’s. You two were laughing and singing along to the song, your hair whipping around you.

You took a deep breath, knowing this next scene would piss him right off.

“Do you get déjà vu when she's with you? Do you get déjà vu? (Ah), hmm Do you get déjà vu, huh?”

This scene was you, along with the rest of Chris’s family sitting around a living room that looked like the one you were in now, a Christmas tree full of presents in the corner. The camera panned across everyone as everyone was talking and settled on you and Andrew and the two of you recreated the scene where Chris whispered in your ear how much he loved you, and couldn't wait to start a family with you. 

“Do you call her Almost say my name? 'Cause let's be honest We kinda do sound the same,”

The screen showed you and Andrew saying goodbye at the airport, with 5 Seconds of Summer standing behind you. They weren't actually there when you left for tour, but Luke suggested it to piss Chris off, and you had agreed. 

Then there was a small montage of clips from tour, including a shot of Michael elbow dropping Ashton into a pool, which made everyone laugh, except Chris and Myra. The montage was followed up by you sitting on the floor of a dressing room and crying as you sent a text that said “I’m done.”

“Another actress I hate to think that I was just your type,”

Now you were on the red carpet, with Calum right beside you. You both were wearing the same clothes you wore on that night, you hair and makeup recreated perfectly. The camera unfocused on you as you turned and looked at Andrew and an actress named Alexa Morrison, who looked a lot like Myra, and they were recreating Chris and Myra’s actions perfectly. The camera swivelled around and came to rest pointing towards your face, as you looked in shock, and a single tear fell down your face. 

“I'll bet that she knows Billy Joel 'Cause you played her Uptown Girl You're singing it together,”

You were shown watching a movie trailer with Ashe sitting next to you, while you sobbed at what Alexa and Andrew were doing. You looked at the camera and began singing the song, while Ashe and everything else around you was frozen.

“Now I bet you even tell her How you love her In between the chorus and the verse (ooh) (I love you),”

You were sat on the bed in Chris’s red flannel that you had stolen before leaving for tour, and you were writing in the notebook aggressively with tears rolling down your face and singing.

“So when you gonna tell her That we did that too? She thinks it's special But it's all reused That was the show we talked about Played you the song she's singing now when she's with you,”

You were now being shown sitting on the couch, and watching Andrew run across the TV screen dressed as Captain America, an ice cream tub in your hand. You were wearing sweats and a t shirt, your hair in a messy bun.

“Do you get déjà vu when she's with you? Do you get déjà vu? Oh Do you get déjà vu?”

The camera circled around you before transitioning to the next scene. 

“Strawberry ice cream in Malibu Don't act like we didn't do that shit too You're trading jackets like we used to do (Yeah, everything is all reused),”

You were shown laying down in bed, and your eyes closing before an image of you and Andrew danced, dressed as Steve and Peggy in endgame, a scene Chris always told you the two of you would recreate one day. You had called Hayley and asked if it was okay, and she immediately said yes, and even came and watched you do the scene.

“Play her piano, but she doesn't know (oh, oh) That I was the one who taught you Billy Joel (oh) A different girl now, but there's nothing new (I know you get déjà vu),”

When your eyes opened, you were sitting at your piano, and playing while singing along. 

“I know you get déjà vu I know you get déjà vu,”

Suddenly, the piano disappeared, and you were left standing in an empty living room as the screen faded to black. 

The entire room burst into cheers as the video ended, except for Myra, who looked like she was going to murder you, and Chris who just clapped with a tight lipped smile. 

Later that night after all the kids had gone to bed and Lisa was driving Bob home,  Scott had pulled you into the kitchen under the pretences of ‘helping him fix a drink’, which ended up just being the two of you gossiping about Chris and Myra, and the music video.

Suddenly, Chris walked in, and nodded for Scott to leave. You cleared your throat and ignored him.

“That was a good song, and an amazing music video.” He said. “I can see you're just getting more and more talented as time-” He began, as you rolled your eyes, and looked at him. 

“What do you want?” You asked bluntly. 

“I just wanted to congratulate you.” He said, and you were about to open your mouth, when Myra came slinking in the room with an evil look on her face. 

“Nice job, Y/N. I’m glad I could inspire your music video.” She said sarcastically, and you could tell Chris was about to defend you, but you opened your mouth first. 

“Well, I’m glad I had such a snake like bitch to draw inspiration from,” You said, and heard Scott, his siblings burst into laughter in the living room. Myra’s jaw dropped and she turned to look at him. You looked up at Chris, who was leaning up against the counter, and biting back a smile.

“You’re just going to let her talk to me like that?” She asked, and Chris sighed.

“Myra, don't start. Not now.” He said, she scoffed. 

“I knew you still loved her. Only a pathetic loser could love someone as ugly and untalented as her.” She spat, and Chris growled. You felt tears welling up in your eyes, and you ran out of the room, your drink abandoned on the counter. 

You ran into your bedroom, where you shut the door, and fell onto the bed in tears. 

Back in the kitchen, Chris had gotten in Myra’s face, and was yelling.

“DON’T YOU DARE TALK TO HER LIKE THAT! SHE’S BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH SHIT IN HER LIFE, AND I WON’T ALLOW YOU TO ADD TO THAT!” He screamed, as Scott, Carly, and Shanna ran to the door, unsure of what to do. “SHE IS SO TALENTED, WAY MORE TALENTED THAN YOU! YOU’RE THE REASON PRODUCTION TOOK SO DAMN LONG, IT TOOK FOREVER TO GET A PERFORMANCE OUT OF YOU! YOU OPENLY INSULTED HER AND HER FANS HOURS AFTER YOU WERE ANNOUNCED TO BE IN THIS MOVIE, AND THEN HAD THE AUDACITY TO COME TO ME CRYING BECAUSE YOUR LITTLE FEELINGS GOT HURT!” He screamed, and Shanna ran and backed Chris away from her. 

“YOU’RE MY BOYFRIEND! AND ITS MY BIRTHDAY, YET HERE YOU ARE, CONGRATULATING HER FOR A SHITTY MUSIC VIDEO!” Myra screamed, and it was Scott’s turn to get in her face. 

“You need to leave. If you don't we’re going to call the cops.” He stated, and Myra rolled her eyes before storming out of the house. 

Scott turned back to Chris, and was shocked when he saw him in tears. 

“You need to work shit out with Y/N. It’s clear the two of you are still in love, and you need to figure it out as adults,” Scott said, his sisters nodding. Chris took a deep breath, and looked at your closed bedroom door.

Chris walked up to your bedroom door, and took a deep breath before entering the room where he used to sleep in every night.

He opened the door, and saw you curled up in a ball on the bed, your body still shaking. He smiled sadly, and walked into the room, closing the door behind him. He sat on the bed behind you, and rubbed your back gently. 

“I’m sorry. Not just for what Myra said, but for everything. For breaking your heart, and for causing you so much pain. I didn't realize how much I was missing you too until we watched that music video and I saw how truly broken you were. I never noticed that before now. And I’m sorry I didn't. If I’d have, I could have fixed this sooner, and we could be together right now.” He said.

You furrowed your brows at his last sentence and sat up.

“W-What?” You asked, and Chris moved closer. He wrapped his arms around you and pulled you into a hug. 

“I still love you. So so much.” He smiled, and a tear rolled down his face. “You're my entire world, and not having you here is slowly breaking me apart. I didn't know just how much until today, but I can't live another day without you.” He said. “I’m so sorry I hurt you baby.” He sobbed, and his head buried itself into your hair. Your body shook with sobs too, and you turned around to face him.

“I love you too.” You sobbed out. “I never should have ended things, but-” You said, but were cut off by Chris’s lips on yours, and you felt yourself melting into it.

He pulled away a few seconds later. “Don't. It was my fault, not yours. I am so sorry, and I am going to spend the rest of my life making up for it, I promise.” He said, as he stood the two of you up and led you out of the room, and to his.

“Where are we going?” You asked, and Chris pressed a kiss to your cheek.

“I have to grab something.” He said. He opened his closet, and grabbed something out of the top corner before turning to you. 

“I said I planned on spending the rest of my life making it up to you, and I plan on keeping that promise.” He said, as he got down on one knee. You gasped, as he opened the box and your dream engagement ring was inside. “I want you for the rest of my life, and the next. Will you marry me?” he asked, tears pouring down his face, just like yours.

You nodded enthusiastically, and Chris stood up. He placed the ring on your ring finger and scooped you up. “I love you,” You choked out, and Chris sobbed harder into you. 

“I love you too, and I’m never letting you go.”

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High Sex HCs

Bakugou

God help you if this man smokes sativa before y'all fuck

"Stop fucking running and take this fucking dick" is a common theme

Any self respecting pussy having person would try to take a break after the fourth round!

And the fifth, and the sixth

You started on your hands and knees

Then it was just your knees while he fucked you hard enough to make his hips slap against your ass while he pummeled your cervix like the bully many accused him of being

Then you couldn't keep yourself up anymore and he started getting creative in finding ways to make sure you took his deep as possible

"Where do you think you're going? This pussy is mine to fuck full. Again. And Again. Until you're round with my babies, baby. Understood?"

Even when the weed wears off

just seeing you crying and leaking his cum and begging him to let you rest cause it's too much

will have him rolling up another blunt while y'all "rest"

Shinsou

He grows his own strains of indica because most strains for sale in town aren't enough to help him sleep

So when you go over to smoke with him you're knocked out by the first blunt, even though you'd been so sure you could handle his weed

Since he won the bet, he was happy to collect on his prize. The one you two agreed on while you blushed and flirted your heart out; letting him fuck you in you sleep

You're already soaked by the time you fall asleep against his chest, both of you having been cuddling while soft music played and exchanging secrets about your darkest fantasies (because it was the good indica, the kind that made you horribly horny even as you struggled to keep your eyes open)

He fingered you with ease and even though you were probably going to sleep well into the night you were still so responsive, moaning softly and making cute little whining sounds every time he added another finger to stretch you out

Fucking you while you slept and sighed and moaned for him was turning him on a lot more than expected

The weed and the sight of you stuffed full of cock while you dreamed completely unaware combined into a dark pleasure that grabbed him by the balls until he was make a cummy mess of your pussy

Tamaki

You bought the weed from Shinsou, and now Tamaki was relaxed and horny enough to fuck you stupid

"This is what you wanted isn't it?" He pinched your nipples as he fucked you harder and deeper than he usually let himself, finding it was cute the way the weed and his dick had a similar effect on you:

heavy lidded eyes, heavier breathing, and you stopped being able to speak coherently

"Big Tama, so fucking big I'm going to break-"

"That's not what I asked silly," he taunted and from the way you clenched around him you could focus enough to realize how fucked out you sounded and be embarrassed by it, which was good because if he couldn't make your pussy milk him tighter by being mean to you what was the point of degradation?

You could feel him rearranging your guts and you were selfishly pleased no one snapped him up before you two got together, it meant your shy lover and his long girthy cock were all yours- even when he stopped being so shy

Denki

It was ironically perfect, that he could charge every dab pen y'all had (which was quite a few because both of y'all were dedicated stoners) right before a night of cross faded party hopping

By the last party he's too hot from the way you've been dancing on him all night to wait, so you're gasping and trying to keep quiet while he fucked you against the wall of the upstairs hallway

The music downstairs is spilling up the stairs and giving you guys a bit of cover but the way he just pushed you against the wall and pulled your panties aside already has you being too loud

"I don't need to be prepped just fuck me fuck me fuck me-"

"Shut up!" He stuffed his fingers in your mouth and stuffed his cock in your pussy hard and deep and fast, making you moan- once again, too loud even with him muffling you

"If you're this loud when I'm just fucking your pussy then maybe I shouldn't take your ass.."

You whined like he would be robbing you if he didn't take your ass against a wall where anyone could catch you, and that's what made him forgive you for screaming when he blew his load in your tightness while circling your clit with his thumb

Tokoyami

Sativa made Tokoyami hungrier to fuck you again and again until you were twitching and leaking his cum and so overstimmed you could barely speak

"F-fumi--" You were certain you'd passed out at some point, but once again you woke to feeling him fucking you

The combined mess of bodily fluids between your thighs made the most embarrassing squelching sounds as he ground his cock into you, deeper- always deeper

It was after that particularly memorable night of discovering his breeding kink that you had a serious talk with him about why you were on birth control in the first place and that you had to limit the amount of times he came inside you

But every time y'all got high together you ended up getting filled

Indica made Dark Shadow strong enough to convince Tokoyami to double penetrate you with him

You weren't sure how it was possible (Tokoyami refused to go into detail and got incredibly flustered when you tried to question him) but Dark Shadow was able to cum inside you

So it didn't matter who took which hole, you were leaking cum from both your ass and your pussy by the time they were done fucking you senseless

Hybrid strains makes them both in the mood to stuff your pussy together and fill your womb, regardless of the fact that you're not on birth control for once (one of the small windows where you were talking the placebo pills)

You were sure you wouldn't have even considered this if you hadn't smoked just as much as your partner

You were seriously reconsidering as you felt Dark Shadow manifest a shaft just large enough to be painful when pushed inside you alongside Tokoyami's shaft

They were going to just feed off each other as they got more excited and you knew they already hated your reasoning for why you couldn't get pregnant

"G-guys you can't.. cum inside okay?"

They both groaned and pushed into you deeper at your words

"Seriously.. guys!"

Deku

High Deku is a fuckboy don't at me

All of a sudden it's "say less, ma" and his hands are wandering shamelessly

Because not only does weed make him horny, but it makes it easier to hold back so basically-

marathon sex

you're not walking after fam, just accept this

He's just as caring and thoughtful about your pleasure as always, making you fall apart on his fingers and cock again and again, he's just a little more cocky like his Kacchan usually is about it when he's high

"Now just three more on my tongue and then we'll see if I'm ready to cum.. but if you look too cute while I'm eating you out I might need to just keep fucking you after that"

He cums twice in your pussy and when you beg him to let you rest and he keeps trying to fuck one more load into you, you throw out mindlessly "Just fuck my ass instead please! I'm so sore, 'Zuku, please.."

He runs with it

Now you're begging him to cum because your ass can't take as much as your pussy, and even though he's masterfully touching your clit and helping you cum- he feels so much thicker in your ass when you're shivering and shaking from his mouth on your throat and his thumb grinding into your sensitive clit

When he finally fills your ass he gets a little too excited and all you remember is green lightning filling your room before he fucked you unconscious

Shoto

Likes to use his quirk on you when he's high, spanking you with painfully hot palms and fucking you with ice fingers at the same time

His tongue and dick are always addictingly hot though

Cold fingers pinch your nipples once he's inside you, and his hot hand on your hip while he's fucking you makes you feel branded- owned

You weren't sure if you hated it or loved it but weed also got your usually clammed up boyfriend to finally start talking

"I always wonder, are you always a slut like this during sex or is it just with me? Either way I don't think I can let anyone else ever see you like this. You're mine forever now darling."

Your pussy clenched around him in agreement and he groaned, his voice turning accusatory as he fucked you harder making the wet squelching more evident "Your pussy is more honest than you are. She know's who her master is doesn't she?"

"Shoto!"

"Quiet now. I'm trying to ask if she wants me to give her a baby."

You screamed when you came then, and when you could finally focus again Shoto was pressing your thighs to your chest and fucking you in a deep mating press telling you heatedly

"You fucking -hng, squirted all over me baby. That means you want it too right? You want me to fuck a baby into your womb?"

You knew you were on birth control even if his high ass forgot but you couldn't even get that out, arousal took over your brain and all you could do was beg him "Yes, please Sho, give me a baby-"

You were high as fuck too, and it felt too good to pretend he could get you pregnant like you asked

[kira-fluff]

please please PLEASE may we have a part two to the 'only one bed' piece you posted 🥺🥺 your writing is INCREDIBLE and I loved it so much 🥺🥺🥺 if u decide to do a part two then thank u so much in advance,, hope u have a good day 🥺

a/n: you asked for it (some others did too but this anon was so adorable so I’m replying to this one) so I’m gon’ give it to u <3 also, THANK YOU I am being 1000% honest that your comments seriously brought me to tears I was SO happy you all loved it. when I say pt.2, I kind of assume that it’s with the same characters (since no one specified others) so that’s what I’m gonna do! 

Context provided, don’t worry babes 

WARNINGS: sexual harassment, intoxication, extremely heavily suggestive (it gets pretty spicy)

Also contains spoilers from part 1 but like why would you even read part 2 if you haven’t read part 1? Get outta here and read it!! (Why is this even a warning? I don’t know don’t question my methods) 

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“There’s only one bed” [PT.2] PT.1

Saeyoung 

You awoke to a sleeping Saeyoung, his toned arms enveloping your small body in a hug. Shamelessly, you laid still for a few moments longer.

When you’d noticed him stirring awake, you quickly shut your eyes once more, trying to conceal your growing smile 

Saeyoung blinked a few times before registering at last where he was 

He needed a little more time to register why you are in his arms 

Pretending to be asleep again, you nuzzled further into his chest, letting out a soft groan 

Saeyoung’s mind flew to DANGER MODE 

He felt kinda guilty holding you in his arms because let’s face it there’s no way he isn’t enjoying this 

He was so stunned that, for once, he was at a loss for words (shocking, I know) 

Blinking out of his stupor, he murmured, “Y/N?” 

His morning voice was... nice. 

You pretended to “wake up”, fake yawning before saying, “Yes, Saeyoung?”, subtly batting your eyes a little 

(It wasn’t subtle) 

But since Saeyoung is an actual fucking moron, he can’t tell the difference 

Play it cool, Seven. She can’t know that you know she was doing this all night and you didn’t do anything. 

“Wow”, Saeyoung choked out a laugh, “I didn’t know you liked me this much.” 

You look down, in between the two of you before slowly making eye contact with him again, smirking in disbelief, “I could say the same to you.” 

A slow blush crept up his face at the innuendo 

But he was NOT about to lose 

Saeyoung Choi is NOT a loser 

“Oh, yeah? Well, I wasn’t the one screaming my name last night.” 

You gasped, “Screaming?! I didn’t scream -- I would’ve remembered a dream like tha-- Oh!” You quickly covered your mouth, already feeling regret seeping into every bone of your body.

Saeyoung openly chuckled, looking at you with a sort of darkness in his eyes 

“You’re more dangerous than this whole mission.”

You were still out of sorts, failing to come up with a comeback besides a quiet, “I wasn’t screaming.”

A shit eating grin replaced the cool smirk on Saeyoung’s face 

“I win.” 

“Eat a dick, Seven.” 

“Sorry, I think I’m more attracted to the one who was moaning out, ‘Oooh, Saeyoung~~~’“ 

You threw a pillow straight in his face, muttering a “shut up”, blushing profusely 

Ever the competitive fucker, Saeyoung proclaims an all out pillow fight

It is WAR 

Throwing pillow after pillow at each other in between giggles and taunts and jeers 

“Take no prisoners!” you shouted, feeling unbeatable

Until Saeyoung grabbed your ass, pulling you down with him, earning a yelp from you 

“What the fuck, Sev’?! You cheater!!” 

“I don’t know, my hand’s a lot more comfortable here!” 

You scoffed, “Oh, YOU! YOU are gonna GET IT!” 

Saeyoung threw back his head in laughter but abruptly stopped when you grabbed his face with both your hands, and forcefully kissed him 

He let out a “MMPH!”, eyes wide 

Before, of course, kissing you back with equal force 

Gasping for air at last, you spoke in between breaths, “I......win..”

“Actually, darling, I think I just did.”

Noticing your loss for words, he smirked before asking, “So.... what’s my prize?” 

You didn’t have to be asked twice, “I think I have something in mind...”

His eyes met your own before slowly scanning your body, then snapping back to your eyes once more 

You bit your lip 

“I know you’ll lose at least one thing tonight.” 

“Bold of you to assume--” 

“Just shut up and kiss me again.” 

Wish granted ;) 

Yoosung 

Yoosung glanced away, taking a deep breath before saying, “Yeah, yeah I did. I really like you.” You couldn’t hold back the big ol’ smile that took over your face as you proudly declared, “Me too!!” Right when Yoosung was going to go in for a kiss, he saw his auntie suddenly right next to the both of you

“Oh my GOD when did you get here?!”

She smirked, “My question first, dearie, what did you two like?” Neither of you answered, your cheeks growing red

“You know, the first time your uncle did it with me I felt the same way. Like, what a man! Must run in the fam--” 

“OKAY! THANK YOU FOR THAT AUNTIE BUT BREAKFAST IS CALLING MY NAME MM SMELLS GOOD SEE YOU LATER.” 

Your blush didn’t leave you as you smeared strawberry cream cheese on your toasted bagel. This trip was going to be very VERY difficult. Thank God there was alcohol. And Yoosung. And probably dogs. And Yoosung. Yeah. Gotta love relatives.

Following this stunning confession, you felt dumb because, well, you still didn’t know where you really stood with Yoosung 

So when night came, you were ready to go to a party 

Putting on your earrings and making sure your clothes were laid properly in place, you stepped out of the resort room to a waiting Yoosung 

“H-hey, thanks for waiting for me,” You nervously tucked a stray hair behind your ear. 

Yoosung avoided eye contact, opting for a stiff nod 

You gazed deeper into the side of his head, feeling hurt. 

But... you decided not to say anything. 

Walking together to the reserved room the resort had made in preparation for Yoosung’s uncle was awkward, not a single word spoken between the two of you 

When you arrived, Yoosung’s eccentric uncle immediately shouted, “’Sung ‘Sung! Get over ‘ere! We’re gonna have a part-ay!!” 

You suddenly understood why Chaewon was the way he was 

and why Yoosung’s parents forced him to go on this trip instead of themselves 

Since you didn’t know his name, you opted for your nickname -- Uncle Alcohol 

Cuz he had a LOT of it 

In number, and in the amount he shoved down his throat at any given time

Seriously, how is this guy already drunk?!

You watched as Uncle Alcohol shoved a sloppy arm around Yoosung, not so quietly shouting something in his ear above the blaring music 

You were too far away to hear, thank goodness, but you took note of the way Yoosung immediately blushed and shook his head fervently, his hands held in front of his chest 

Before you could take in the atmosphere further, you felt a shiver down your back

Immediately turning around you saw the oh-so-famous Chaewon 

“Heeeyyyyyyy babbeeheehe...... Wannnaaa..... sliiidee in my room tonighhht?” Laughing in a way what made you cringe and your ears numb, you replied, “No thanks, bud. You should probably get some water.” 

“Nooo I want youuuu” Grabbing your boob in his hand, he laughed again, saying, “Nice” 

Oh my god.. where the fuck is Yoosung?? 

You quickly slapped away his hand, shouting, “Stay the hell away from me asshole! Try anything else again, and I won’t give a shit that you’re drunk or Yoosung’s family, I will call the cops on you!” 

He acted as if he didn’t hear you, but must’ve gotten the message because he sauntered over to another group of girls 

Aren’t those his cousins? What the fuck is WRONG with that guy?! 

The loud smack and curses answered the question. You didn’t attempt to help when you saw them proceed to beat the absolute shit out of him, blood and all. 

What you needed was a drink. Something really, really strong. 

You walked over to the resort bar tender

Something about your face must’ve given it all away because he began with a “Rough night, huh?” 

“Do not even fucking ask me about it. God, please, I’m sorry that was rude. I just need something strong... just give me three fingers of rye.” You waved your hand nonchalantly, sitting at a bar stool. 

“Are you sure, lady? You don’t look the type to handle that kinda liquor..”

“That’s kind of the point.”

He sighed, “Look... I’m not supposed to condone you getting completely shit-faced.. but you look like you need it tonight. I’ll make something a little easier down the throat, okay?” 

You nodded, exasperated. 

You didn’t know what it was, but it did the trick. It’s fruity taste easily passed down your throat, leaving you feeling lighter and more at peace. 

“’nother one.” 

He obliged, pouring another glass for you. 

Four drinks in and your world was already unbelievably wobbly. 

You were seeing double, looking at the bartender’s second form 

You laughed, it all seemed to funny 

Standing up, you stumbled over to the dance floor, grabbing one of Uncle A’s craft beers. 

Dancing was fun for a few minutes, grateful no one had bothered you. 

But you sat down, tears suddenly welling in your eyes 

You were alone. 

Yoosung. 

Your mood brightened just by remembering his name

Giggling, you called out, “Yoosuuungg~~~” repeatedly around the room 

One of the cousins heard your call, laughing because everything was funny, before grabbing Yoosung’s arm and shouting what they’d just heard 

Yoosung quickly glanced over at you, brows furrowed. They softened a little upon seeing your drunken state 

He’d had a beer or two, but the good feeling got old quickly and he sobered up by the time he’d noticed his cousins acting like complete fools 

Upon seeing him, your smile grew to a big, childish grin 

“Hiiii Yoosuuunggg...” 

“Jeez, Y/n, how much did you drink?” 

You giggled, playfully sticking out your tongue, “not sure~ a few.. probably..?” you laughed again, winking at him 

“Hey, let’s get you some water, yeah? On second thought.. we gotta get outta here. I���ll carry you to our room.” 

Your eyes shamelessly stared at his lips, not listening to a word he was saying 

“Yoosunngg~~ I want you to fuck meeee” 

Yoosung held the bridge of his nose in between his fingers, “L-let’s just go.” 

Putting your arm over his shoulder, he carried most of your weight. 

“Yoosuuung I want to have your babiess~~” 

Yoosung blushed and looked down, continuing to walk, “You’re way too drunk.” 

“Yoosunggieee I want to know what it feels like to have your d--” 

He quickly shushed you, looking around for other observers

He basically ran to your resort room from there

Taking a long sigh as he finally had got you in the room, he wiped some sweat off his face 

Just when he’d gotten up to get a water bottle for you, he heard retching noises

Before he could stop you, you upchucked all over yourself and some of the cheap resort carpeting 

Groaning in physical and emotional pain, Yoosung muttered a quiet, “why me” 

Before putting his arms under your arm pits and dragging you to the bathroom 

He spent a good 10 minutes just trying to get the stupid shower to turn on because of course at any other place than your own house it’s never easy 

Then, after getting the temperature just right, he forced you to down at least half of the water bottle 

“Are you able to take off your clothes by yourself, Y/n?” 

You giggled back, shaking your head 

“Liar.” 

“Help me take ‘em off pweaseee” 

“No!” 

You started tearing up again, your lip wobbling 

“You know I can’t do that sweetie, you’re drunk.”

“No ‘m not.” 

“Yeah, you are.” 

You looked up at him before sighing and lifting up your shirt, fully exposing half of your naked body to him 

He screamed like a little girl, running and slamming the door behind him 

You pouted, “That’s no fun.” 

After getting out of your clothes, you devised another poorly thought through plan

“Yoosunngggieee I need help washing myselffff” 

“Um.. okay, lemme go see if I can get a hold of someone...”

“I want it to be you. I want it to be you who sees me like this. I want it to be you. Only you.” 

“S-stop..” He said through the door. 

“Please?” 

Sighing, Yoosung knew there was no one who wasn’t drunk or available to help. 

He did what any good guy would do. He proceeded to blind fold himself, opting for reaching his hands out to guess and where things were. 

You laughed, “’Sunggiee you know you’re still gunna be touchin’ me” 

“I’m not going to.”

“You said you’d help me!” 

“Yeah, getting shampoo or something like that!” 

“How ya gunna do that with somethin’ over your eyes?” 

“I didn’t think it through that far.” 

You sighed, conceding and attempting to wash yourself (which ended pretty badly) but, keeping his word, he managed to assist you the best he could without touching you. 

He pitied the hangover you’d have... and the regret. 

 At last carrying you to bed after getting you another drink of water, he began cleaning the putrid stain you’d left on the carpet. 

It was about 5AM when he’d finished, finally crawling into bed. 

He thought about the way it felt last night compared to now

and he blamed himself. 

He was the one that made you get so drunk you essentially passed out 

Looking at you again, he sighed. 

Tugging you close into his arms, he whispered a soft, “I’m sorry.” 

Your subconscious must’ve heard him because you said in your sleep, “’s ok.” 

Jumin 

And suddenly your faces weren’t so far apart. And you couldn’t help but slowly close your eyes. Jumin was confused. He can be a bit of a pea brain, so he of course said, “I’m sure you’re very tired.” He shut off the light, reaching over you. You held back the big frown you’d gotten when you realized he’d rejected you. Unbeknownst to you that it took everything in him, from the moment he’d saw you in the jet cabin, not to scoop you up in his arms and make out with you the whole way there.

You were awoken by birds chirping outside the massive estate window

You made eye contact with an already staring, wide-eyed Jumin 

Upon realizing you’d woken up, he averted his gaze saying, “Breakfast -- soon.” 

You missed the crimson color of his face, instead getting up and stretching (like you didn’t learn your lesson last time)

Then, you made your way over to the fresh coffee that had been delivered to your room minutes before

Adding a shit load of cream and a dash of sugar, you turned to see Jumin staring at you. Again. 

You breathed out a laugh, “What are you looking at?” 

Jumin’s brows knit together for a split second before he again looked away, his soft blush never fading, “It’s hard not to.” 

“Look at wha--” Your eyes grew wide in realization, looking down at the lingerie hardly covering your skin, Jumin’s shirt no where to be seen.  

You screamed, making a poor attempt to cover yourself shouting, “Oh my god I’m so sorry I forgot!!” 

Again, Jumin found his gaze resting on your body, stifling a groan. 

He at last spoke, his deep voice reverberating throughout the room, “You... you’re making this all.. so much more ....difficult.” 

You then grew defensive, “Made what difficult? Ogling at me without staying anything?!” 

His eyes glowered with something you couldn’t quite place. “That’s not what I meant” 

He walked slowly toward you, causing you to take steps backward 

He’d backed you up against the wall, letting out a deep breath through his nose

With glittering eyes, he grabbed your chin with his fingers, forcing you to look up at him instead of the ground 

“You’re doing on purpose, aren’t you?” 

You gulped in anticipation, “D-doing what?” 

Jumin raked his eyes down your body then looked back up at you with a sarcastic expression that said, “really?” 

“N-no! I didn’t have a choice!!” 

“Your clothes would’ve been dry hours ago.. if it really bothered you--”

“Well I was really tired from the jet ride and putting up with you!” 

Jumin looked surprised for a moment before grinning sardonically, “Putting up with me? Do you have any idea how fucking hard it is to control myself when you’re constantly grabbing me, touching me, everything!” 

“I didn’t do all that on purpose!” Okay, maybe that wasn’t entirely true, but you weren’t about to admit that to him when he was being such a dick.

He laughed dryly, “Yeah, okay. All I’m saying is that I don’t find it very funny.” 

“You think that you’re just some big joke to me?!” 

“What other explanation is there?” 

You were practically hysterical in your laughter saying, “You’re unbelievable.” 

“Oh yeah?” he challenged. 

“Yeah,” you glared back at him, your faces inches apart. 

Before Jumin could realize what he was doing, he pulled your hips flush against his own, crashing his lips harshly on yours. 

Letting out moans of both desperation and anger, your eyebrows furrowed as you deepened the kiss, gasping when Jumin slid his tongue so far into your mouth you swore you felt it going down your throat. 

After what felt like hours, you parted for oxygen, both breathing heavily, before going in for another long, simmering kiss

You felt Jumin smirk against your mouth causing you to lightly smack his chest, hating that he knew he’d gotten a rise out of you. 

He grabbed your wrist against his chest, slowly guiding it to his first button of his night shirt. 

You made quick work of removing all the fastenings, nodding and obeying him when he commanded, “Jump”

Your legs tied round his waist, you continued to make out, pulling at the waistband of his pants. 

Jumin moaned into your mouth before parting to say, “You will be the death of me, little spitfire.” 

Let’s just say the whole fiance thing might not be a lie anymore. 

Zen 

Zen wanted to say something smooth like “I’ve always wanted to do that.” But instead he said “I’ve always wanted to do you.” He mentally smacked his head, blaming the lack of oxygen for his stupidity. But you smirked up at him coyly, replying, “Then why don’t you?” Um, yeah, rip your hotel neighbor he will literally hate both of you so much.

You awoke you Zen rubbing his thumb on your arm, basking in the morning light 

He groggily said, “’mornin’ babe.” 

“I’m ‘babe’ now?”

“What else am I supposed to call my beautiful girlfriend?” 

You leaned up and kissed him softly, smiling. 

“I love you, Zen. So much.” 

“I love you, too, Y/n. If you didn’t already get that from when we...” 

You laughed shyly, “yeah..” 

“I know I skipped a few steps, but I have never been happier and more sure of anything in my life.” 

You looked up at him, peacefully grinning. 

“Hey, let’s get married.” 

Zen choked on his spit, “R-right now?!” 

You giggled, “Not right now, but soon. I dunno, we’ve been friends for, like, forever. Now that we know we like each other it seems like the next step.” 

Zen looked at you, searching your face to determine whether you were serious or not. 

Detecting that you weren’t joking he laughed airily saying, “Sure. Whatever you want princess.” 

He kissed the top of your head, whispering, “You’re so beautiful, ya know that?” 

Sighing comfortably, you nodded, falling back into sleep. 

“H-hey! Wake up!!” Zen shouted, giving up and just cuddling up to you instead, stroking your hair gently. 

The concert wasn’t until late that night -- he had time to spare. 

....Even if he didn’t, he’d make time for you.  - 3 months later

In classic Zen and Y/n style, you’d eloped shortly after the tour ended. 

“Hey, Y/n? Have you seen my grey t-shirt?” 

You looked up from your laptop, “Mhm, it’s in the dryer.” 

He sighed, “Thanks babe”, before making his way down to the mudroom where your laundry was kept 

He sifted through the hot laundry in the dryer, not seeing his shirt anywhere, when he hard a crash. 

“Y/N?!” 

He rushed out to the living room, glancing from the smashed coffee mug on the ground, to you. 

“Y/N?! Are you okay?!!!” 

You clutched your stomach in anguish, beads of sweat forming at your brow, “Y-yeah.. my stomach hurts so bad ‘s all.”

Zen was having NONE of that

He rushed you to the Emergency Room, holding your hand the entire time. 

“It’s gonna be okay, Princess, I promise.” You nodded, before losing consciousness - 

you awoke to a depressing hospital room, meeting Zen’s worried eyes. 

“How long was I out..?” 

“For a few minutes.” 

You sighed in relief, feeling a lot better than you were when you were rushed to the ER. 

All of a sudden, a doctor entered the room looking stern. 

“I wanted to discuss the diagnosis with the two of you when you were both physically present.” 

You blanched, looking at Zen with fear etched in your eyes. 

Zen held your hand tighter, before saying, “What’s the problem?” 

The doctor looked in between the two of you before letting out a little laugh, “There’s nothing wrong, actually.” 

You both looked confused, Zen proudly saying, “Then why’d you look all doom and gloom when you came in here?!” 

The doctor roared with laughter saying, “Eh, I get a kick out of the faces you guys make. Ah, now to the diagnosis.” 

“There’s still a diagnosis?!” 

You shushed Zen, nodding at the doctor. 

He took a breath before saying, “Miss Y/N Hyeon, you’re pregnant.” 

Both your eyes grew wide, mouths slacked

“O-oh, oh my gosh!!” 

Zen enveloped you in a big hug, congratulating you (and also hiding his tears) 

This man could not hold back the proud grin he sported for MONTHS

-

I simp for this prompt so if someone asked, it’s not like I could say no to writing it for more characters.......right? lol Also, I came to a realization that I made that a fanfic rather than a headcanon.. so oh well, right? 

[writingsofhubris]

Otto Octavius Masterpost! (Updated 10/11/2023)

Otto Octavius/Doc Ock

69 (Drabble) [T] E, 690, Otto Octavius /reader This is how I celebrated Alfredo’s 69ths; Reader and (Slightly older) Otto 69

Are You Mine E, 3.7K, Otto Octavius/Reader (Pt 3 of Misadventures*) You really hated your insomnia. Not only did it make you easily annoyed, it made you snap at people you cared about. Otto doesn't appreciate being yelled at. 2 chapters, an evening then the morning after.

Arms Tonite T, 487, Otto Octavius/Reader (Pt 4 of misadventures* **) Valentine's day fluff exchange! Can be read as specifically Molina, ps4, or TSSM Otto!

Bang Bang, You're dead T, 5.1K, Otto Octavius/Reader (Pt 1 of Misadventures*) You'd been planning a night to just relax for ages. School was kicking your ass, teachers were making it hard to stand, everything pointed to needing just one night left alone from everyone, one night to calm the fuck down. And then, because your luck never changed, you realized that Doc Ock was on your loveseat, stealing your liquor, and bleeding. God fucking dammit could you ever catch a break? This specifically is a trans male reader, but could be read this one as a cis gay man. You're going into the medical field when you get to have the hands on experience of stitching up Doc Ock.

Cabinet Man T, 20.1K, Otto Octavius/ Rosie Octavius  Ce, qu'on appelle une raison de vivre est en même temps une excellente raison de mourir. | What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying Otto Octavius, soon to be a doctor, knew his reputation preceded him in more ways than one. He'd all but written off marriage from a young age, until he saw a woman who's flick of a hair, a rustle of skirts, took his attention firmly from the science he had so long been taken over his mind. [c1] [c2] [c3] [c4] [c5] [c6] [c7] [c8] [c9] [c10] [c11] [c12] [c13] [c14]

Circles round the Moon E, 2.2k, Otto Octavius/Reader (Pt 1 of A whole Otto Love) Frustration often caused surprise results. If it was trying to find pleasure in your bed, or finding your boyfriend in his lab, sometimes it was the unexpected results that offered the most results. (Breeding kink)

Drabbles Ch 6 M, 740, Otto Octavius/Reader Nudist reader finally decides to swallow fears and sleep nude with their partner. (Gender Neutral reader)

Drabbles Ch 18 E, 536, Otto Octavius/Reader Thanksgiving sucked. A lot. And you were in the bathroom to calm down for a few minuets, before Otto slipped in with you, only to slip into you.

Drabbles Ch 23 E, 662 Otto Octavius/M!reader Thigh Riding

Each Color of You E, 2.1K, Otto Octavius/Reader (PS4) (Pt 3 of A whole Otto Love) It was a rare day that Otto would actually ask for you to do this for him. You thought he was embarrassed to. But the nights the strap on was brought out were nights you were able to worship him, in the smallest amount he'd let you.

Fear and Delight E, 1.5K, Otto Octavius/Reader (Pt 6 of Misadventures*) His right hand slipped up your arm, stopping to brush the short hairs at the back of your head aside. Chapped lips pressed against the trail left. His hand didn’t stop, ending up on your throat, not applying any tension just yet. Instead, his middle finger rested against your pulse, just counting each beat. “It’s glorious,” you replied, a shake deep in your thighs starting. Tension coiled in your stomach, twisting and curling inside you. You were high enough up that the gentle noises of New York faded to an indistinguishable hum of noises. A honk here, a wordless shout there. The people looked like ants, scuttling around in a path only they could see. Hey fam. Can I interest you in,,, so if we bend too far over this railing we’ll both fall to our deaths kink?

Fight, Flight, or {Tumblr} E, 2.2K, Otto Octavius/Reader (TSSM) Otto accidently kept kidnapping the same passerby; dumb luck in this city of so many people.    So, said passerby ended up finding the third option to the age old question of Fight or flight.     This is written with Molina in mind but could work for a couple post-accident Ottos

Gallery Piece E, 2.5k, Otto Octavius/Reader (TSSM) (Pt 2 of A Whole Otto Love) I'd like to offer: Tying up Otto and edging him until he can't handle it anymore. And, a tiny bit of caning as I think he'd look cute like that. (Shiribari, aftercare, and submissive Otto)

Goth Reader Drabble [ T ] G, Otto Octavius/Reader Otto ends up finding some of the reader’s old gothic outfits.

Infinitesimal T, 1.7k, Otto/Reader Otto gets patched up, again, but this time he needed your help takign care of soemthing. (Pt 9 of Misadventures*)

Mr Doctor Man G, 2.1K, Otto Octavius/Reader (Pt 2 of Misadventures*) You'd told him - months ago - that you'd be unable to help him for exactly two months, exactly two months. He made it six days until he was crashing into your apartment, no injuries, but needing something.

Nowhere To Run E, 3.5K, Otto Octavius/Norman Osborn/Reader (Pt 5 of Misadventures*) “Did you know that when your core is pressed against my thigh like this,” Otto started, his fingers moving along the small of your bare back. “I can feel your heartbeat? Every pulse, every single clench.” Right on cue, you felt a wave of tension through you, another moan slipping from your lips. I thought about Norman finding Otto and the reader together. Then I thought about Norman eating out the reader out whilst Otto was buried in me and decided us trans masc deserve this fic.

Ornella E, 694 Victorian AU of Otto eating out Rosie

Out of the Blue  E, 3.9K, Otto Octavius/Norman Osborn/Reader (Pt 7 of Misadventures*) You could always tell a lot about a person by their hands. Scars, calluses, every hand told a story. And you could tell a lot by the practiced way Norman’s finger crooked, pulling you forward by an invisible force. A practiced moment you were intimately familiar with. Your coat was tossed onto one of the charis in the room, forgetting the moment it left your fingers.

Spooky, Scary Skeletons G, 1.1K Halloween shenanigans with hollowsart’s Otto and OC!

Teacher’s Pet [ Tumblr | AO3 ] E, 1.1k, Otto Octavius/Teacher!reader Otto’s such a nice, fine boy. He really deserves a nice pearl necklace.

You and me, we could be such a sight [AO3] E, 2.5k Otto Octavius/Norman Osborn/Reader| (Pt 8 of Misadventures*) Oral fixations solved with the Boys

Octogoblin

Moments in time G, 2.7K, Otto Octavius/Norman Osborn/ Rosalie Octavius Brought forth from my RP blog on tumblr, sxientist, please enjoy mostly whatever the ship name is for Rosie/Otto/Norman I cannot stress how short most of these will be

The Moon Will Sing E, 1.8k, Otto Octavius/Norman Osborn  ‘oh no there was no AC’ or ‘oh my god they were roommates’ take your pick College roommates Otto and Norman don't have air conditioning, leading to shirts taken off. And oh no, he's hot.

* 'misadventures' has been shorted from 'Misadventures of a Medical student, an Octopus, and a Goblin'. This series was renamed from Three men Walk Into a Bar... **This can be read stand alone from the rest of the series. It was geared for Molina, but can be read as any version. This masterlist will be paired with an Alfred Molina Masterlist. It will be linked [Here] This masterlist will be paired with a Harding Hooten Masterlist. It will be linked [Here]

[izzyfandoms]

A Sleep So Sweet - Chapter Two

When Emile discovered he was the soulmate of the prince of a magical species known as Beings, he did not know how to react. Beings were terrifying, powerful creatures, who often did not care for humanity, and, in their first meeting, his soulmate, the sleep prince, seemed to be no different.  

Will Emile fall in love with his soulmate, or are they simply not meant to be?

SHIPS: Remile

WARNINGS: Remy is a jerk but this isn’t an unsympathetic Remy story, humans being treated as lesser

GENERAL TAGLIST: @quillfics42 @aj-draws @phantomofthesanderssides @phlying-squirrel @sly-is-my-name-loving-is-my-game @because-were-fam-ily @imtryingthisout @a-creepycookie @littlestr @spooky-scary-virgil @fuyel @mimsidoodles @soupgremlin @aroaceagenderfluid @birdsbookshiddeninrealbirdsskin @quirkalurk @gingers-trashy-stuff @iinyxtello @justaqueercactus @melodiread @mrbubbajones @pun-master-logan @gayturtlez @k1ngtok1 @yourneighborhooddisaster @alexxander-the-gay @full-of-roman-angst-trash @selfcarejanus

A SLEEP SO SWEET TAGLIST: @spellingwillbethedeathofme

Masterpost

A Sleep So Sweet Masterpost

Woah, the Being standing in front of Emile was handsome.  

He was like a perfectly-made painting. A perfectly-carved statue.

His features were without flaws. He looked... perfect. And completely inhuman.

Perhaps Emile should have been afraid of such an obviously-inhuman Being. One that was the prince of Beings, practically all-powerful. But this was his soulmate. Surely, he would never hurt him.

His soulmate was smiling at him – more amused than friendly, though Emile was too stunned by his appearance to notice that – and Emile did not know what to say at first. He simply stared at him, taking in his appearance: his face and body, his night-black clothes and the sheathed sword on his hip. He had a necklace hanging around his neck with a red and green crystal on a chain

After a while of staring, the words finally unstuck themselves from Emile’s throat.

“Um... hi,” he said, that being the only thing he could think to say.

“Hey.”

“You’re-” Emile could not help but let out a giggle, bringing his hand up to cover his mouth. “You’re my soulmate.”

He raised his hand, showing off the soulmark that was on his wrist and gesturing towards the matching soulmark that was on his soulmate’s left eye.  

“And you’re mine,” the sleep prince said. He looked Emile over: slowly, like he was taking in every inch of his body. “I suppose you’re handsome, though that is surprising for a human.”

Emile blinked, a little taken aback by the statement. “Oh, um... thank you?”

“Hmm,” his soulmate hummed, planting a hand on his hip. He looked over Emile again, his eyes flicking downwards and then back up again. “You’ll do.”

Emile stared at him for a little longer.

“Um... what... what can I call you? I mean, I know Beings don’t have names, but... is there something I can refer to you as?”

The sleep prince hummed, tilting his head.

“Well, you can call me the sleep prince.”

Emile’s brow creased. That was... formal.

He fidgeted with his hands in front of himself.  

“Well, I was hoping for something more... personal?” He let out an awkward laugh. “I mean, you are my soulmate.”

The sleep prince stared at him for a little, his head tilted like he was thinking about it. One of his hands was on the handle of his sword, running his fingers over it.  

“Sleep,” he said finally. “You can call me Sleep.”

Emile relaxed, giving him a smile.

“Okay, Sleep,” he said, holding out his hand for Sleep to shake. “I’m Emile. Emile Picani.”

Sleep watched him for a moment, before he reached out and took Emile’s hand, shaking it. His skin was cold, like the night sky, but somehow it was nice instead of off-putting, like a cool, relieving breeze on a hot day. Emile could not help but feel just a little bit disappointed when Sleep released his hand.

Well, they were soulmates, he’d get the chance to hold Sleep’s hand any other day. Emile didn’t need to feel so disappointed when Sleep let go of his hand today.

Emile smiled. “It’s nice to finally meet you. Gosh, I can’t believe I have a soulmate!” He let out a delighted laugh, and Sleep gave him an amused look.

“Are all humans as excitable as you are?”

Emile laughed. “No, no. I mean, some of us are, but that’s just what I’m like.”

“Hmm.”

There were a few moments of silence.

“So, um, I like your necklace,” Emile commented, gesturing to the necklace that hung around Sleep’s neck.

Sleep looked down at his necklace, his eyes gliding over the red and green crystal, before he looked back up at Emile. He tilted his head.

“It’s magic,” he said. “My brothers gave it to me. They are beings of illusions, and this necklace gives me a human-like form. But I don’t really need it.” He grinned, and revealed two rows of pointed teeth. “I mean, I’m handsome enough already, right?”

Emile smiled back. “You are. I mean, you definitely, definitely are.”

Sleep tilted his head. “Thank you,” he said. “I don’t care much about blending in with humanity, anyway. I don’t spend much time amongst them. You humans are... boring.”

Emile stared at him, feeling some of his excitement fade, replaced by a confusion and slight... disappointment.  

Humans were... boring?

“Um... boring?” Emile repeated.

Sleep waved his hand dismissively.

“Well, yeah. You don’t even have any magic! Humans are, like, nothing compared to Beings. You’re just, I dunno, lesser beings, I guess.” Sleep shrugged, saying those words casually like they meant nothing to him. His eyes drifted around the room, looking over everything critically, before they returned to Emile.

Emile’s heart sank.

“What?” Emile said.

Sleep stared at him for a moment, tilting his head.

“Oh, but I’m sure you’re different. You’re my soulmate! You have to be something special.” He offered Emile a smile that seemed friendly, like what he said wasn’t as terrible as it actually was.

Emile stared at him. It took him a few moments to find the right words.

“All humans are special. We’re not... we’re not boring. We’re not lesser.”

Sleep raised an eyebrow.

“Look, I’m not trying to insult you,” he said. “You’re special, you’re a good human. You’re not like all the others, you’re my soulmate: the soulmate of Being royalty! You’re different.”

Emile felt his heart continue to sink. This was... not what he wanted.

He had always imagined that the man he’d end up with would be sweet, kind. He would be a good person, he would love people just as much as Emile did. He would watch cartoons with him, and they would be perfect for each other.

And when he’d found out he had a soulmate, that was exactly what he’d thought he would get.

But this... this man – this Being – was nothing like that. He insulted humans like they meant nothing to him. Sure, he said that Emile wasn’t like that, but that didn’t matter.

Emile couldn’t be with someone like this.  

Emile swallowed.

“Please... please get out of my apartment.”

Sleep stared at him, and for a few moments, they were silent.

“What?” Sleep said.

Emile straightened up, trying to increase his confidence, which was really rather weak right now.

“Please get out of my apartment.”

Sleep stared at him for a little longer, a surprised expression appearing on his face.

“What? Why?”

“You can’t talk about people like that. We’re not- we're not less than Beings. We’re all equal! You can’t... you can’t talk about us like that.”  

Sleep’s expression was halfway between offended and bewildered.

“You- but- but I didn’t say you were like that. I mean, I specifically said you weren’t like that. You’re my soulmate! You can’t- you can’t kick me out.”

For a moment, Emile wanted to give in.

This was his soulmate! Sure, he seemed rude, but he was his soulmate! He couldn’t be that bad.

But... well, he was that bad.  

Emile straightened up. “I am kicking you out,” he said firmly. “And until you can actually respect humans, I won’t be letting you back into my apartment.”

Sleep stared at him for a little longer, before his expression tipped from partially offended and partially confused to wholly offended.

“Excuse me? You can’t talk to me like that! I’m a prince.”

“And I’m a therapist. I don’t see how either of those things are relevant to this situation.”

Sleep opened and closed his mouth a few times, before he crossed his arms and huffed.

“Okay. Fine.”

Then, before Emile could even blink, Sleep became a blur, and then he was gone.

Emile stared at the spot that Sleep had stood, his lip beginning to wobble.

This... was not what he’d hoped would happen. In fact, this was the exact opposite to what he had wanted. He’d gotten his hopes so high: imagining the perfect first meeting, the love at first sight, the future they would have together.

But that wasn’t what had happened.

His soulmate... wasn’t good. He didn’t care for humans. He looked down on Emile just for what he was. Was this really who the universe had decided was his meant-to-be?

Emile sat down on the couch, burying his face in his hands.

His soulmate might have been handsome, but he was a jerk! How could Emile possibly look past that? Was he supposed to ignore his soulmate’s rudeness and be with him anyway? Was that what the universe had decided would be his future? No, that couldn’t be the case.

Emile let out a sigh, pulling his hands away from his face.

Okay. His soulmate... maybe sucked. Just a little bit. But this wasn’t the end of the world. He hadn’t even known he’d had a soulmate before today, so now that he had kicked out his soulmate, it was almost like nothing had changed. He had started with no love of his life, and he still had no love of his life.

Despite that thought, Emile couldn’t get rid of the slight stinging in his eyes, like he was going to cry.

He scrubbed at his eyes with his sleeve, forcing himself not to.

This was... fine. This was fine. He was fine. His dreams hadn’t just been crushed. He was fine.

Emile shook his head.

It was late. Maybe he should get to bed. Maybe everything would feel better in the morning.

At the very least, in the morning he could text his friends, Logan and Thomas, and ask them for advice. They had never been in this situation before, as far as Emile knew, but maybe they would be able to help. Maybe they would make things feel just a little bit better.

He nodded to himself and then stood up.

Yes, he would do that. He would go to bed, and hopefully things would be better in the morning.

***

A crescent moon hung high in the black sky, surrounded by twinkling stars.

He was alone in the middle of the forest, looking up at the darkness above. It was mesmerising, and he could not even hear his own thoughts, captivated by the moon and stars.

Then, suddenly, he was not alone.

There was a figure standing beside him, one that he recognised in a moment. He reached out, taking the figure’s hand in his own, and the figure smiled at him.

Then, the figure lifted his hand to his lips, pressing a kiss to the back of it, and joy and calmness washed over him. He was safe. He was happy. He was loved. 

He took the figure into his arms, holding him closely, feeling the cool skin against his own.

Then, he leant in, bringing his lips closer to the figure’s. They both moved slowly, like swimming through honey. They inched closer and closer together, and then their lips touched.

And then Emile woke up.