#make your bet

[jump-in-the-whump]

They shake their head, coughing. They have trouble even breathing, their fever raging.

"i can't...." They say, their voice strained, their face streaked with tears. "i can't take it anymore...."

A hand softly caresses their head and a voice gently speaks. "Of course you can, it's just a fever... it's gonna go away soon."

[incorrect-splatoon]

The bad guys in side order is either going to be:

Lil judd

Marina

A random new vilain

[beauty-and-passion]

The funny thing about this fashion dispute is that Logan had black pants that fit him perfectly in some episodes (notably in "Why Do We Get Out of Bed in the Morning" and "Crofters - The Musical"). But Thomas decided to go with the jeans anyway. We were so close to winning, but we still lost

This is a bad day for fashion 😔

And since this topic is clearly Very Serious and Very Important, here is my Completely Serious List of the reasons why Mr. Sanders doesn't know what fashion is:

1) The American genes

We all know Americans are not famous for having the best taste. I mean, there is a reason if Europeans are more stylish compared to Americans: we pay more attention to shape, color and patterns and how to put them together with other clothes, because our main idea is to dress well. On the other hand, Americans have a very “relaxed” idea of style and could wear anything, as long as it’s comfortable. And it’s evident, Mr. Sanders. Sometimes more than others.

2) Dat ass

Mr. Sanders chose only pants that can show how nice his booty is, no matter if those pants are good or not. I appreciate the booty, a bit less the lack of fashion.

3) Floral shirt collection >>> anything else

As @vexelore rightfully said, Mr. Sanders is probably spending all of his budget money to expand his evergrowing floral shirt collection and I believe the shirts will soon take over the house, kill the remaining pants and force Thomas to pledge allegiance to them forever and ever.

[muttball]

And the winning number is...

[maareyas]

This was supposed to be a shitpost but painting this was so genuinely healing for me that I decided not to add the bottom text

Original meme it's based on + closeups shots under the cut:

[potatounicoorn]

It's a hereditary trait, nothing to be done😔

[hobiesdump]

I keep forgetting what I have and haven't uploaded

[rileyclaw]

new scars, new facepaint

[ofswordsandpens]

the difference in Percy's water healing power in the show vs the movie is actually kind of interesting because while subtle, in the show the water heals his injury and then his blood is washed away, but in the movie you can actually see the water push Percy's blood back inside his body as its healing him... and I cannot believe I'm saying this but I think I like the movie's depiction of this power more because of that???

[furiousgoldfish]

Abusive parents will straight up talk in front of their kids like the kids were a bad investment. They'll say shit to the kid like 'after all you cost me' like they're a stock in some company and the value isn't to their expectations. Like they're losing out on a bet they made 10 years ago.

They say that to kid's faces. Shamelessly. Without considering that maybe they're revealing themselves to be a monster in this scenario.

[misstalwyn]

y’think there’s a chance at the end of this that Hecate, Persephone, AND Nyx all treat Mel like a daughter? Will Zag be yelling “how come she gets THREE MOMS??”

[ijustthinkhesneat]

I’m an Alfred/Martha/Thomas truther. Like Alfred is a baddie in his 80s you all know he must have been a slice back in the day. And it is canon Martha and Thomas were smoke shows.

Like let hot people get it. Let hot men kiss while their wife turns mobsters kneecaps into flour with a baseball bat.

[rockingtheorange]

How it started:

Alex rolls onto his side and listens, trails the back of his hand across the pillow next to him and imagines Henry lying opposite in his own bed, two parentheses enclosing 3,700 miles.

How it ended:

It hits him, fully: the weight of this. How completely neither of them will ever be able to undo it.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

work / life balance while running a hotel with not enough sleep OR girlfriend time like

Charlie: "Vaggie."

Vaggie: "No."

Charlie: "Vaggie. Are you awake?"

Vaggie: "Ughhh..... if i am then im in hell..."

Charlie: "I just wanted you know that, if I wasn't bone dead tired from dealing with our wonderful amazing exhausting friends all day with you, I'd be making love to you right now."

Vaggie: "Charlie this had better be a dream because if you woke me just to say that I'm kicking you out of bed."

Charlie: "Okay. Dream me loves you very much."

Vaggie: "Awake me will love you too in the morning, sweetie."

Charlie: "You will?"

Charlie: "......"

Charlie: "Maybe if we woke up just a liiiiiittle bit earlier tomorrow morning, we could actually have time for-"

Vaggie: "Babe."

Charlie: "-I know I know, sleep. Right."

Vaggie: "Before that, can your dream-self reset our alarm?"

Charlie: "Rest it for-?"

Vaggie: "Yeah."

Charlie: "!!!! OKAY!"

[masilvi]

The yearly bookbinding project

[svtskneecaps]

lukewarm take of the evening: y'all care too much about being ""outdated"". fellas this smp moves inhumanly fast. it is ok to CHILL holy shit CHILL. y'all are like "(posts BANGER ART) super late guys sorry" friend i am hitting you with a blanket i am snapping you with my metaphorical towel WHAT DO YOU MEAN SORRY. "(posts BANGER FIC) rip this is outdated now" WHO CARES???? I LOVE YOU, OK. ohhhh woe is us as the fandom at large for having MORE HAPPY PILLS ARC CONTENT oh no how outdated!! how could you be writing speculative fiction about how forever felt during happy pills :( slash SARCASM!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!! THERE ARE SO MANY BANGER ARCS, WHAT, YOU THINK WE'RE COMPLAINING????? FOR GETTING MORE OF THE CONTENT WE LOVED????? oh no we're past the period where everyone thought green gay ninjas were like Dead Dead, my work is now outdated and noncanon :( WDYM. GIMME. A BANGER IS A BANGER IDC IF IT TAKES THREE MONTHS. you think rome was built in a day?? fuck you, baltimore, GIMME. my ass has been cooking a goddamn backflipo family fic since july when it was ALREADY outdated do you think i fear god??? "oh no, you're making an edit of slime's (attempted) egg murdering spree?? how could you, that was months ago it's irrelevant" SAID NO ONE EVER.

save your wrists kidlings ok carpal tunnel is no joke. CHILL!!!!! CHILL!!!!!!!! TAKE YOUR TIME SHEEEEEESH OK LOVE YOU <3