#mando incorrect quotes

[sithzuko]

grogu: *refusing to sleep*

din: grogu. you need to sleep. you’re getting cranky. i don’t want to arrest you.

grogu: ???

din: for resisting a rest

[salome-c]

The Mandalorian Incorrect quotes.

[peoplesprincessgeorge]

nortrell + txt posts = true 2.0

[drewharrisonwriter]

Din Djarin and Grogu at a rock concert

I just saw this on Facebook today and I can't stop laughing!!! Someone please write a comedy fic about this 🤣

[themistymountainscold]

luke, trying to ask din out: would you like to stay for dinner?

leia, who has been trying to get them together for months: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

[headcanonthings]

Cobb: What's your favorite color?

Luke: Din Djarin

Luke: Wait, what was the question again?

[starwarstweets]

[padawansuggest]

Mace: *holding Padawan Kenobi by the collar of his robes and coming into the mess hall* Attention everyone! Someone else needs to take custody of this child before I throw him off the highest tower!

Mess Hall: *quietly, contemplating who’s gonna speak up and risk ending up with custody of the feral one*

Victim 1: *raises hand* Um, where are his usual guardians?

Mace: *batting away Obi-Wan’s lil gremlin hands and squeezing his neck like a scruff* Master Yoda is claiming he has a contagious infection and Master Jinn is passed out in the healing halls with a broken nose that had to be healed with a minor surgery.

Victim 2: Oh? Why do you want to get rid of him anyways? I thought Kenobi was a sweetheart?

Mace: He is giving me constant shatter point migraines. This started when he was about three years old and has persisted since the day I met him.

Victim 2: Fair. Consider? Giving him to whoever broke Master Jinn’s nose??

Mace: Great idea, not an option, he was a flamboyant pirate named Ohnaka who give Obi-Wan spice laced candy.

Obi-Wan: I CAN SEE THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE AND IT IS HUNGRY AND SO AM I

Mace: I am afraid of him. Someone please take this child.

Quinlan: idk bruh force agrees with the kid???? Maybe he’s on that good shit?

Mace: You. I’ve decided he’s yours now for that horrible sentence and agreeing with the hungry void. Take this child and never speak to me again. He bites and sometimes licks. Be careful and don’t point at him. *bodily drops the 16yo into the lap of a 19yo Quinlan*

Quinlan: *immediately petting through Obi-Wan’s hair till he’s purring and pushing into Quinlan’s hands* Was Master Windu being mean to you, Obes?

Obi-Wan: *deep purrs and happy noises* He wouldn’t let me go back to the pirates.

Quinlan: lol, why do you wanna go back to Ohnaka?

Obi-Wan: Made a friend. He was a Mandalorian. Hondo’s gonna ransom him back to his dad-leader. I wanna hang out with him more.

Quinlan: lol that sounds like way more fun than what I had planned. Let’s go steal a ship. *pulls Obi-Wan up and let’s him out of the mess hall*

Victim 2: …should we be letting him do that?

Victim 1: You’re from a side temple, so you wouldn’t get it, but if Windu is leaving Kenobi with Vos, he’s giving them free reign for chaos, he just doesn’t wanna be the one to babysit Kenobi while he follows his fucked up side quests.

Someone Smart Enough To Stay Out Of That Mess: They’ll be back in a week with three new strays.

[tattycoram]

Happy Mandalorian season 3

Din: Come on, you can't make everyone like you; you're not Grogu

Boba: Not everyone likes Grogu

Din: WHO DOESNT LIKE GROGU?!?

Boba: No, no I jus-

Din: GIVE ME NAMES!!!

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

I just realized that Morgoth and Miriel were in the halls at the same time. And you can bet your ass Miriel spent 95% of the time tormenting him for all the shit he pulled.

Morgoth: *sees the transparent form of Miriel approach* awe, such a cute elf-

Miriel: *snarls and snaps jaws*

Morgoth: *shrieks* GET YOUR FUCKING ELF, BITCH!

Mandos: she don’t bite.

Morgoth/Miriel: YES, SHE DO!

[overlord-of-fantasy]

Feanor NOOOO

Namo: Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. Feanor: ... Feanor: What a stupid fucking thing to say. Feanor: I'm killing way more than two people, idiot.

[sithzuko]

boba: i fucking hate bo-katan

din: hey! watch your mouth in front of grogu!

boba: oh sorry, my bad

boba: i fucking hate…

boba, covering grogu’s ears: …bo-katan

[salome-c]

The Mandalorian Incorrect quotes - Part II (x)

[feanors-silmarils]

Group therapy with the Feanorians in the Halls of Mandos:

*everyone yelling at once*

Námo: *sighs tiredly*

[themistymountainscold]

leia: just go over there and flirt with him. say a cheesy pickup line.

luke: okay.

luke, walking up to din: i like my partners like i like my intrusive thoughts.

din: what?

luke: fucking me over in the middle of the night.

leia: oh god.

[headcanonthings]

Jango: Okay here are the ground rules. You can punch me, kick me, pull my hair. I am a-okay being stabbed. Biting and scratching are ON the table. You can use fire. Obi-Wan: These are the ground rules? Is there anything off limits?? Jango: Damn, babes, you got something really sick you wanna do to me huh~? You lil pervert♡