#margirita

[batbusiness-schooldropout]

Dick: Hurry up Timmy! We're going to be late!

Tim: I just have to find my phone!

Jason: Screw this! I'm just going to call it

Tim: NO WAIT-

*Cardi B's Bodak Yellow plays*

Jason: You realize that I have to beat the shit out of you again, right?

Tim: And in a refreshing change of pace, I actually deserve it this time

[manchesterau]

do you think that you're funny? @danielhowell

[m0use-brained]

sassy auntie here! she will go multiple crimes for ya! lives on the edge!!  (also pretty smart, used to be a nerd)

[harringtons-cupid]

13, 1 & 11 with JQ? 🌹

This was practically a fic on its own

#13“You’re so in for it when we get home.”

#1“Do I look like I’m messing around? Do I look like I won’t punish you?”

#11“Be a good girl/boy for mommy/daddy.”

KO-FI | MASTERLIST

You had been invited to one of Joe's relatives weddings as evening guests, not really in the mood for groups of people you decided to take advantage of the free bar.

Growing tipsier and tipiser by the second, you begun to hop along on top of the table. Exposing yourself to everyone in the room, your eyes met Joe's whivh were dark and full of anger.

You giggled to yourself as you jumped down in front of the dancefloor, dancing along to the music from the organised band. A drink in your hand that was slooshing everywhere, squealing loudly with your eyes closed in the middle of the dance floor until you felt yourself be pulled off into a different direction.

Joe was dragging you until he let go of you outside, his breath was hot and smelt of spicy margiritas. Pushing you up against the wall, his hand sliding up your thigh and over your underwear with a growl.

“You’re so in for it when we get home.” he moaned angrily against your neck as his finger rubbed over your wet underwear.

"sure thing Daddy" you panted playfully, not taking him seriously.

His eyes flashed more anger as he pulled your legs further apart against the wall, his hand moving underneath your underwear and touched your bare skin. Making your whimper at his touch, his fingers roughly sliding between your folds and thrusting inside you without warning.

Forcing you to look at him as he curled his fingers inside you, kissing you roughly to hide your moans as he picked up his pace. Your legs squirming, from the sensation until he suddenly removed his fingers from you. Shoving them down your throat, gagging on them as his breath hit your ear.

“Do I look like I’m messing around? Do I look like I won’t punish you?” his eyes staring into yours as he removed his fingers from your mouth and spanked your clit hard.

You shrugged, annoyed that he removed his fingers so soon. Slipping out from underneath him and returning to the party, leaving him alone outside for a second.

Diverting yourself back towards the bar, which you clung too. Wanting to wind him up even more, you only ordered soft drinks as you pretended to be getting drunker and drunker for fun.

As you swirled your glass in your hand, a alcohol free gin and tonic with sprigs of Rosemary.

Way to fancy for you.

A tall dark figure slid over to you, clutching onto his whiskey tightly as he leant over to you. His cologne was heavy and disgusting, meeting his eyes you noticed some familiarity between him and Joe.

“Hi, im his cousin” he smiled, extending his hand to you. His eyes flickered as he felt your skin with his and lifted it up to his mouth, missing it seductively.

You felt repulsed, a wave of nausea whirled in your stomach as your eyes met Joe’s. He was standing against the far wall, watching you both intently. Jealously was plastered across his face as he sipped his drink.

Removing your hand from the clasps of this man, returning to swirl your drink. He continued to lean over you and the bar, mumbling drunkly at how pretty you are.

“If you fancy ditching everyone, here is a spare room key” he bellowed loudly as the key slid against the bar mat.

Not looking at it, you downed the rest of your drink and raised your eyebrows at him. Calling over the bartender and ordering the same drink before turning to look at the man in front of you.

Still feeling Joe’s eyes on him, you placed your hand on his arm as you gazed at him. Mumbling incoherently, just enough to watch from the corner of your eye as Joe strode over like clockwork.

Thanking the bartender for your drink, you smiled into your cup. Joe’s body hovered over yours, leaning into him as you both stared at the man. Your cup hiding your expression slightly as they began to get vocal, your eyes quickly flickering between the two men as a sprig of Rosemary scratched your teeth.

After Joe had forced him to leave the area, he turned to you with a scowl. Innocently batting your eyelashes at him as you placed your drink down next to you, his hands made their way to your face. Stroking your chin softly as he examined your face, he wasn’t as drunk as he made out.

Slipping his thumb into you mouth, as his warm fingers pressed deeper into your skin. Almost forgetting the world around you, your legs were swimming in your wetness as your clit throbbed.

“Can we go home Joe? I’ve been drinking alcohol free drinks for a while now and I’m bored” you mumbled against his thumb but he heard you.

He removed his tongue and brought you closer with a passionate kiss. Squeezing your thigh, leaving your damp salvia very close to your throbbing pussy, you were hanging onto his every word.

“Of course we can baby but remember, tonight that isn’t my name” he mumbled against your lips as his tongue slide into you, battling against your own tongue.

“I’m sorry, Daddy can we go home?” You whined quietly into his mouth, his hand was pressed against your back.

Needing more than what he was giving you, you pulled away. Your hand sliding down his body and into his, tugging at him as you slowly edged your way through the room.

The wedding party had disappeared upstairs which meant Joe didn’t need to say good bye to anyway. His eyes still scanned the room as the white double doors blew a gust of wind inside, lifting your dress slightly with a squeal and a laugh.

It was raining hard against the window, Joe’s hand in yours as you rushed out into the rain. His blazer was barely covering both of you as it hailed on over you, gasping for air as you managed to make it inside his car.

The steer wheel was leather and cool, Joe was sitting next to you in the drivers seat. Panting himself as his golden curls dripped with rain, you squinted as you turned the car on.

Struggling to see through the rain, you waited for a second as Joe’s hand squeezed your thigh. His finger making circular motions on your wet skin, making you gasp as he moved slowly closer to your throbbing pussy.

Your dress already hitched up from the wind and rain, as you stared the car. His fingers were dangerously close to your clit, you were slowly edging the car out of the car park when his finger came in contact with your hot pulsating clit.

Jolting the car forward in shock before composing yourself, his finger rubbing your clit slowly as you continued to drive. Whimpering under your breath as he removed his fingers to hitch up up your dress even more, needing to see your pretty pussy.

His fingers played with your folds as you grew damper against the seat, angling yourself so you could grind against the material.

“Be a good girl/boy for Daddy.” He cooed as his fingers made their way back up to your clit, you whimpered at his words.

Forcing your hips to stay still as you drove out into the street, his fingers flicking your clit as he directed you to turn left rather than right at the junction. Doing as you were told you indicated, his finger was rubbing quicker and quicker against your clit when he instructed you to stop.

Placing the car in the break as you undid your seatbelt, his fingers were playing with your entrance making you groan loudly. The sounds of your wetness as he carefully thrusted his finger inside you, curling it around so that his palm slammed into your throbbing clit.

“God you’re so wet for me” he groaned, his free hand unbuckling his smart trousers to expose his hard throbbing cock.

It glistened with precum, struggling over his boxers and trousers as his hand hit your soft spot over and over. Your body wiggling in the seat as the pressure built up against, you were close.

“Oh god Daddy, I’m so close” you gripped onto the leather chair as you panted hard your eyes turning to look him with need.

He hummed as his free hand began to stroke his throbbing cock, watching you grow needier for him by the second. Quickening his pace until you gasped loudly, the build up of your orgasm exploded as you came hard against the seat, still shaking as his fingers dived inside you until you whined.

“I want you to fuck me” biting your lip, your hand moved to stroke his tip as you stared at him. Mouthing “Please”

He nodded and patted his lap, you wanted “yay” but felt it would flatten the mood. Climbing over the gear stick and onto his lap, grinding your cum soaked pussy over his thigh as your hands pulled down his trousers even more, angling yourself down onto his cock.

You both gasped as his cock filled you up, hitting your walls tightly as you began to bounce. The passengers seat was reclined as you rocked your hips against his tip, his hands trailing up your skin as his lips latched onto your nipples.

Quickening your pace as you clenched yourself around him, humming to encourage the vibrations through his body. Your hands fastening around his throat, squeezing hard as you rocked yourself. Moaning loudly into the car, his eyes shut tightly as he let go of your nipples.

He had been watching you all night, all his anger and jealously had disappeared as you bounced on his cock. Deliriously edging closer to his orgasm, he knew he wouldn’t last long as you slammed yourself down onto his cock.

His moans turned into shudders as his hands clasped onto your ass, grinding you across his tip.

“Such a Good girl for daddy, as your punishment Daddy is going to fill your pretty pussy up?” He whimpered himself as you sped up.

“Please don’t Daddy, I’ll be good I promise” you whined, still rocking your hips faster and faster.

Until he groaned loudly, his eyes filled with intense lust as you edged him over the top, his cock throbbing inside of you as he came hard. Thrusting his cum deeper and deeper inside you, his pants were hot and heavy as he stayed in you until he was sure his cum was deep inside.

[thepariahcontinuum]

Favorite kinda of margirita?

Friend got me into then so looking for new ones to try

The Pizza

[marcxhall]

4th of July Drink Challenge; Red, White & Boozy Margiritas (Wave's End District)

Ingredients:

FOR RED LAYER

3 c. ice

2 oz. silver tequila

1 oz. triple sec

2 oz. grenadine

FOR BLUE LAYER

3 c. ice

2 oz. silver tequila

1 oz. triple sec

2 oz. blue curaçao

FOR WHITE LAYER

3 c. ice

2 oz. silver tequila

1 oz. triple sec

2 oz. lime juice

Directions:

Make red layer: blend all ingredients and divide evenly into two glasses. 

Repeat with blue and white laywer and serve immediately

@rededgechallenge

[holbol55-blog]

May of been a 4 day week but I’m shattered as you can see from my non filtered face.. My example of a Friday night, peace and quiet, me, myself and I.. #midoripassion #margirita #forteasalmonsalad #dessertfloppysugarpie #beautyfacemask #bubblebath #partybymyself #fridayantics #tiktoktellingmeimyoungasf #livingmybestlife❤️ #selflove #selfcare2022 (at The Hotel Nelson & Flames On Forty Bar & Restaurant) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZ1OL3wJeHf/?utm_medium=tumblr

[lilithdamonster]

Finally playing around with the InstaSize app! Enjoy my lazy Monday look! 😅😏😍 #girlslikeus #transisbeautiful #lgbt #slay #myjourney #animeeyes #queenofcute #queen #transpride #kawaii #trans #transgamergirl #gamergirl #kawaiiqueen #lgbtq #transgender #gamer #teamcupcake #l4l #insta #margirita #fateextella #saber #anime #twitch #ps4

[ship-with-out-a-name]

Friday, June 9, 2017 21 . . . #vscocam #vsco #afterlight #happybirthdaytome #21stbirthday #alienhead #alienvodka #vodka #plasmalighter #plasma #21 #itsgeminiseason #margirita #liveauthentic

[patron-saint-of-emesis]

in hindsight chugging about a cup or two of vodka straight from the bottle in one go was perhaps not the best thing to do last night, but the ensuing breakdown i had where i actually admitted to my friends that i needed help, and the wakeup call that i might have a problem with alcohol and need to curb that, was very much needed

this weekend was very bad but my first step was not taking said bottle of vodka home with me and that is a very big first step i think

[jennrypan]

Ever just feel insanely..unexceptional?

Like the way you look, dress, do things is just not. Good??

Its just so painfully average in comparison to everyone else and youre just there. Existing vaguely.

Maybe you have some good moments but those dont last long. Just..bleh.

I dont think im really..good at much?? Im okay at things. I guess Im funny but eh.

Im at working making my own mood shitty tf is this. Its not even 12.

[amazingarchitecturewebsite]

Margiritas restaurant and bar in Sohar, #Oman by Fish I Visuals / Moamen Mahmoud @fish.i.visuals_ @moamenmano_official. Read more: Link in bio! The design was inspired by nature and the Mexican desert mood. After the surveying the site, the plan was re-designed to be used as a single large space, and the place had openings in the form of arches, so all of this was used to generate a pattern that was used in the walls, partitions and wooden stand. #bar #restaurant #архитектура www.amazingarchitecture.com ✔ A collection of the best contemporary architecture to inspire you. #design #architecture #amazingarchitecture #architect #arquitectura #luxury #realestate #life #cute #architettura #interiordesign #photooftheday #love #travel #construction #furniture #instagood #fashion #beautiful #archilovers #home #house ‎#amazing #picoftheday #architecturephotography ‎#معماری (at Sohar, Oman) https://www.instagram.com/p/CWRCYl-LfQy/?utm_medium=tumblr

[whole-wheat-trolls]

taraka my love what is your star sign I need to look you up in my "margirita in retrogrado" cocktail book

"This is the most innovative 'what's your sign' line I've ever had the pleasure to hear. Girl I'm whatever star sign gets me a nice mojito, if that just so happens to be taurus then we're both in luck!"

[maximumslogandensity]

Love leaped up out of us like a murderer jumping out of a dark alley. It shocked us both - the shock of a stroke of lightning, the shock of a flick-knife.

Bulgakov, The Master and Margirita

11/7/22

[celscelscels]

*liquid becomes a deer, its a friend*

HI MARGIRITA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MARY MARY MARY ITS MARGIRITA!!!!!!!!!

[ohboy]

The Re-Ani documentary, but when the credits roll, its just all the names running down beside extra footage of Herbert in his lab animating various body parts with Margaritaville playibg in the backround.

herbert is EXTREMELY drunk. he is injecting everything with margiritas, pours some reagent into a glass, and drinks it all