#mari's ted talks

[poeticamethyst]

The way someone told me Mary was “kidding” when she was talking about SamTory 🤣 do ya not know her and tanner are part of the community, and did you not see tanners episode of lone lobos lol.. SamTory and Kiaz are very much acknowledged and real. You don’t gotta ship them, but they exist

[gottagobackintime]

James Lance + 🏳‍🌈

"As far as I know, as far as I'm aware. I'm not a gay man. I went to see Brokeback Mountain and by the time those two cowboys got it on in that tent… I was there with them. I was 100% there with them. And I mean… there was three of us in that tent. And I found it, I found it so sexy that I was like "Jeez, like, let me think about it. Am… am I a cowboy?" You know. "Am… am… am I gay? I don't think I am. I don't think so."" - James Lance Films To Be Buried With

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

marauders (era) characters favorite disney movie:

james - the emperor's new groove (unironically)

sirius - says it's hercules, it's actually lilo and stitch

remus - atlantis (lost empire)

peter - the rescuers (the swamp one not the ausie one)

lily - beauty and the beast

mary - the little mermaid

marlene - the princess and the frog

regulus - "i don't like animated films" (it's the aristocats)

pandora - tangled

dorcas - the lion king

[labyrinthhofmymind]

assigning every single song on ttpd by taylor swift to a marauders character/ship:

(this is based on vibes but also lyrics but also sound but also my brain but also so many other things just trust me)

1. fortnight - jegulus…

2. tortured poets department - could honestly be about anyone if you really think about it but imma go with wolfstar

3. my boy only breaks his favourite toys - wolfstar. this can ONLY be from remus’ pov after the prank

4. down bad - jegulus, rosekiller, the list goes on…

5. so long, london - again, could be anyone if you put your mind to it but i think about wolfstar and jegulus a lot

6. but daddy i love him - sirius pov, but also andromeda pov, but also james pov, but also could be lily if you really think about it

7. fresh out the slammer - wolfstar. older wolfstar.

8. florida!!! - gives rosekiller vibes. it just does.

9. guilty as sin? - teenage wolfstar, but also literally any of the relationships? they’re all horny motherfuckers soooo

10. who’s afraid of little old me? - regulus. and dorcas. this is their song.

11. i can fix him (no really i can) - jegulus. james and his saviour complex

12. loml - literally all of these sad ass bitches, but mainly wolfstar, jegulus, dorlene, marylily, marylene, and rosekiller

13. i can do it with a broken heart - james! i think?! also sirius! i think?! could be anyone honestly

14. the smallest man who ever lived - the marauders about dumbledore, sirius about peter, literally all the characters about peter, lily about severus, harry about dumbledore, the list goes on

15. the alchemy - it’s giving jily, it’s giving jegulus, it’s giving dorlene, it’s giving marylene, it’s giving literally any couple that has a quidditch player

16. clara bow - lily evans. lily. evans.

17. the black dog - wolfstar. duh.

18. imgonnagetyouback - gives dorlene vibes, but also could be jily

19. the albatross - dorcas. my girl :(

20. chloe or sam or sophia or marcus - it’s giving post prank/post war wolfstar

21. how did it end? - kinda gives tedromeda??? jily??? jegulus??? wolfstar???? literally everyone????

22. so high school - jily!!!! jily! jily! jily!!!!! but also jegulus! wolfstar! dorlene! marylene! everyone!

23. i hate it here - remus, lily, and regulus

24. thanK you aIMee - lily and severus

25. i in peoples windows - i wanna say snape to be petty but also regulus :\

26. the prophecy - lily’s ANTHEM. also harry’s. it’s lily AND harry’s song

27. cassandra - marlene. my baby. my love. they really did kill her first :(

28. peter - the marauders characters talking about peter

29. the bolter - mary!!!!

30. robin - lily and james about harry

31. the manuscript - lily :(((((

(not to brag but i recited this entire tracklist, IN ORDER, from memory)

[swag696942069]

Marauders AU where the Black family are trained assassins and the cousins (Regulus, Sirius, Narcissa, Andromeda, Bellatrix) were trained like how Black Widows are trained (like the Marvel characters, not the bug, if that wasn't already clear enough)

OH!!

WHAT IF THEY'RE STILL CALLED BLACK WIDOWS!!!?

Omg

Anyway

What if, Sirius and Andromeda were the only ones to ever get out, and they're now living, simi, normal lives.

Until Sirius gets a message from his baby brother, asking for his help to destroy the "family business" because Narcissa is pregnant and they don't want the next generation to go through what they went through

I'm talking Black brother angst! I'm talking minor/background ships! I'm talking Regulus not understanding very many social cues cause he was literally only taught how to unalive people. I'm talking James/whoever you ship Reg with, going fearl when they see him fight so effortlessly! I'm talkin Sirius having a hard time letting Regulus do what he does best, assassin, cause in his mind, he still sees Reg as the little boy who was afraid of thunder and would crawl into his bed at night. I'm talking angst with a happy ending! I'm taling Walburga/Orion bashing! I'm talking freedom!

Please someone write this

[maybeinanotherworld]

the other day, i said i was tired of seeing legendre polynomials everywhere and a friend of mine said, with no explanation whatsoever, "le gender polynomials" and i just think that's the funniest thing i have ever heard

[theofficialpresidentoftheusa]

Centaurworld really is the show ever. Two worlds, one is sharp and serious, one is bubbly and cartoony. An epic quest. Orphans of war. There’s singing. They gave a horse depression and an identity crisis. An elk will make you cry. Kimiko Glenn is there.

[atlasdoe]

Mary MacDonald pegs Remus Lupin

[callixton]

merrily is so fucked up bc it’s like they put all of my dreams and worst fears into a play and also that dichotomy is what the whole story is about

[coachbeards]

y’all ever think about how beard is more likely to open up to people who aren’t his actual friends

[unanchored-ship]

Well for the ask game:

Charles II, Mary of Modena and Arnold joist van Keppel

Hi thank you for dropping by but oh NO this is difficult.. (at least I don't have to behead William now)

Guys hear me out im going to behead Charles.

I cANNOT lose Keppel's ass (Bed)

and Maria needs a better husband (Wed)(I am sure I'd do worse than james but still)

Massive Stuart L huh Cromwell really won this time. Both Charlies dead.. damn this actually makes for a great AU hm

[landslided]

lawrusso in bill and ted outfits but we don’t change the size of the clothes so daniel swims in ted’s 6’1 outfit and johnny looks like his clothes were made for polly pockets. we also dress ali in napoleon’s swim suit because i said so.

[grape-v1nes]

here is my 100% accurate and absolutely canon opinion of the marauders and co.’s top artists on spotify

i will not be elaborating nor will i take any criticism

james (not super into music; likes party music/what’s popular): taylor swift (because lily loves ts and he loves lily), post malone, kendrick, j. cole, mitski (he cries to I Bet on Losing Dogs bc it makes him think of regulus)

sirius (guys you can be mad at me for this one but you cannot convince me he wouldn’t be this guy if he was born in the early 2000s): 100 gecs (remus cannot fucking stand it but sirius moshes to stupid horse in the dorm), bladee, yung lean, beastie boys, MF DOOM, and bowie obv

remus (he likes midwest emo and 80s alternative but plays lo-fi when he studies): pinegrove, title fight, david bowie, talking heads, car seat headrest (Body’s is his favorite song), lo-fi beats

pete (ik you all think pete’s taste would be very vanilla but i think he’s a sucker for indie rock and 90s hip hop): the drums, the strokes, radiohead, alex g, the pharcyde, MF DOOM (sirius introduced mfdoom to him and he didn’t stop listening to rap snitch knishes for weeks)

lily (bi girl with bi boyfriend that listens to bi girl music): suki waterhouse, phoebe bridgers, lana, taylor swift, king princess

mary (she’s just really fucking cool and so is her music taste): pinkpantheress, ethel cain, hemlocke springs, doja, ice spice (kicked peter very hard in the shin when he called her mid)

marlene (she reminds me of my best friend so i’m assigning her their music taste): alex g, MGMT, the garden, deftones, the neighbourhood

dorcas (lesbian with lesbian gf that listens to lesbian music): fiona apple, japanese breakfast, faye webster, the cranberries, idigo de souza

reg (hard on the outside soft on the inside; he likes his music to be slow and sad): duster, mac demarco, salvia palth, current joys, tchaikovsky, blink-182 (only because he listens to I Miss You constantly for painfully obvious reasons)

-disclaimer ; my knowledge of evan and barty is very limited this is just the vibes-

evan (enjoys trad-goth/ post-punk/ shoegaze. gets mad if you call him goth. he’s punk!): the cure, bauhaus, depeche mode, my bloody valentine, slowdive

barty (is punk and enjoys punk but completely mis-understands the politics): sum 41, blink-182, the smashing pumpkins, hollywood undead, sex pistols (was very obsessed with the death of sid viscous and thought he was just the coolest)

[therealbartyjr]

Y’all we gotta give creds to Mary in ATYD like yeah she was a slut but she was hot enough to get a gay man that knew he was gay to sleep with her.

That girl must have been hot AS FUCK

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[labyrinthhofmymind]

every time someone says mary macdonald is straight an angel dies

like…. THAT GIRL IS NOT STRAIGHT!!!!! she is girlie and feminine and in love with women!!!!! she wears her heart on her sleeve and loves love and even though she gets her heartbroken most of the time she keeps finding love again and again because it’s fun and it’s wonderful and it’s messy and it’s part of being alive!!!! she loves and loves, and was really confused at first for her love of women, because she never thought she “looked” or “acted” gay, and so she pushed that part of her down!!!! she repressed the hell out of those feelings cause she thought she couldn’t possibly be gay, because she liked men!!!! but then she found out bisexual people exist, and you know what she did???

SHE KISSED A GIRL!!!!!!

mary macdonald is girlie and feminine and gay!!! she spent her teenage years being in love with her best friend (marlene mckinnon or lily evans, you choose) and then spent the rest of her life after that being in love with emmeline vance!!!!

[chironshorseass]

hear me out: beckendorf silena and clarisse, camp half blood’s other iconic trio.