#maybe chihuahua?

[rottmnt-brainrot-hours]

You know how the Mad Dogs vaguely guess at what Mayhem is during the first episode? And Donnie specifically thinks he’s “some kind of nuclear St. Bernard”?

I just looked it up and... Donnie. Have you ever seen a St. Bernard. Why would you namedrop a breed you can’t recognize??

For reference:

This is a St. Bernard.

[tazuransi]

one cannot resist moth wife

[temeyes]

SIR SIR SIR ITS NOT MY FAULT JOHNNY IS A LITTLE- eh- uh... cutiepiiieeeeee :) (im trying not to get sniped by ghost)

-💅🏼

uh,,, right,, Ghost says you can have him,, //scratches head

[potatobugz]

its like this, basically

[canisalbus]

I love how in the chibi versions Vasco looks like a normal dog, perhaps a puppy and Machete looks like he'll shrivel up and die at any given time

.

[jadewritesficshere]

Steddie x female!reader thought 18+ only

Eddie blinks his eyes a couple of times to make sure he is actually seeing what he is seeing. He must be living in a nightmare.

You're laying back on one of the pool loungers. One leg dangling over the edge keeping your foot on the warm cement ground, the other spread over Steve's lap as he absently rubs his hand up and down it while he bitches to you about something from work. Your hand rubs up and down Steve's back in comfort. But that isn't the nightmare.

Your bright red bikini bottoms covering enough, but with your legs spread a bit more skin is shown then intended. Spread in such a way that makes Eddie want to just dive in. Get on his knees and worship you, rub his face over your mound as he licks and nips and sucks. Moan as the curly thatch of hair brushes against his face.

Except the curls of hair he is expecting to see peeking around your bikini are gone. Just smooth bare skin. And that isn't the only nightmare. Steve's chest is smooth like when he was in school on the swim team. Not a speck of that beautiful chest hair Eddie would curl into after getting hot and heavy. Not a single curl of the "love rug" he jokingly called it.

Eddie wants to weep. To throw himself down like a little kid and thrash his arms and legs around. Yeah, it's your body and you can do what you want, but he still is sad its gone. Eddie doesn't like change, and suddenly walking in to see both of his partners change something without any warning? Uncomfortable. It makes Eddie feel itchy.

Eddie can barely speak as he walks over and sits next to Steve. He doesn't respond to Steve's warm greeting. Doesn't respond to you asking how the day is. Just stares with big wet eyes at the sight in front of him. A pout on his lips.

A warm hand lands on his shoulder, gently squeezing. Steve's brow furrowed in concern, your wide eyes blinking at him.

"Shaved?" Eddie asks in a quiet voice, eyes darting to Steve's chest and then your clothed pussy. Steve lets out a huff of laughter, "Fuck, thought something was wrong man." Eddie glares," It is."

[littlefankingdom]

Dog owners vs cat owners talking about how they got their pet, but it's a rich couple who is trying for a kid, who are infertile and so turning to doctors to get the "best" child (it's a thing for rich people, they can chose the "best" genes for their child, the eye, hair and skin colors. It's truly disgusting) explaining it at a gala in Gotham vs Bruce Wayne showing Jason and saying "I found him behind the trash in Crime Alley. He's an asshole sometimes. I love him more than anything."

[poyameows]

Started malevolent and I didn't realise the scariest part would be the entity growling.

[pixlokita]

I can imagine Freddy staring down at Vanessa when she plays with cub Gregory, OVERPROTECTIVE BEAR DAD

Freddy: Officer Vanessa, please do not drop him.

Vanessa: I’m not gonna!

Gregory: can you guys just stop carrying me whenever you get the chance ?

Freddy: but 👉👈

Gregory: no.

-vanessa puts him down-

Gregory: thank you…. -realizes everything is a lot taller than him-

Gregory: okay I don’t like that-

[arborix]

sweet lil Maggie

80% skin, 20% puppy dog eyes, 0% teeth

[darcyolsson]

am i going a little crazy or does madeleine actually lowkey look like the LPS high as fuck chihuahua....

[rowanisawriter]

established precedents

ace attorney / ~2000 words / first date

He has a precedent for this situation. A few other coffee dates he’s been on. Rules he can follow. This has happened before, with other people in other cafes but still. Precedent. The cornerstone of common law. And if it works in the courtroom, it’ll work here.

Miles goes on a date, and nothing goes according to plan.

[housecow]

cats or dogs

cats bc no dog can live up to the dog i grew up with. RIP douglass u were the best

[perroulisses]

i can't help my self but every time i see an old hairy dog think to myself

"Yeah that's Odysseus"

[stinkybrowndogs]

I was gifted a button maker and it broke as soon as I used it 🫠

[jerejerejere]

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I need a pause button on the obsession, i don't get anything done all my brain wants ot to be fed käärijä-shaped sugar 😭