#maybe wonka

[berylcluster]

⊰ like this and i’ll send you some memes ⊱

[thebibliosphere]

One of the funner things about being a bigger blog is being able to drag everyone into my hyperfixations with me.

I’m seeing so much Batfam content on my dash, and while I know some of you did it to throw enrichment into my enclosure (thank you), I see so many tags that are just #god dammit Joy #I don’t even go here.

And like, I’d apologize but I’m honestly enjoying it too much. I feel like Gene Wilder’s Willy Wonka inviting you all onto a chocolate riverboat ride, knowing full well there’s a psychedelic tunnel of horrors up ahead and I’m living for it.

Speaking of which, I feel like Gene Wilder’s Wonka would make a good Batman villain. The other Wonkas, not so much. But Wilder? Oh, he’s got the madness behind his eyes that belongs in the merry-go-round nightmare that is Gotham pretending to be a city.

He’d either be a fun villain they enjoy sparring with or terrifying. Like ‘the Joker got mad about someone else wearing purple and tried to do something about it and is found floating face down in a river of chocolate’ levels of terrifying.

[superbfurbz]

I'm actually really good at math.

[acewithapaintbrush]

I'm calling it now, someone is probably already writing Willy Wonka and The Unknown Enemies to Lovers fanfiction

[kiwi-b0nes]

pretty close

[sourtomatola]

Candy factory Lore post!!

Sun:

Main flavors: Butterscotch, mint and lemon

Candy types: hard candies (particularly old fashioned candy) butterscotch glass candy ray's, strawberry bon-bon buttons, ribbon candy ruffles, Loli eyes (not lolipop, just loli) SUNNYDROP bells

Moon:

Main flavors: blue razzberry, liquorice, spearmint

Candy types: Soft candies such as black liquorice hat, creamy gummy ruffles, gumdrop buttons, M&M eyes, MOONDROP bells

Both have sour gummy pant's, mint disk cheeks, Mint neck polls, and outer shells made of hard candy.

LORE

They both live in the Fazbear confection factory, along with many other living candy beings. During the day, they pose for tourists. People can come in, to see these unique sentient candy creatures in the environment provided by the company. Almost like a candy creature Zoo.

The candy they shed have special abilities. Depending the type they drop, they could have a sleepy affect, high energy, a happy feeling, a warm feeling, a cooling feeling, ext. To regain the candy these beings shed, they are fed a pure sugar diet, and their shells will harden quickly withing a couple hours. If they were fed fruit, their shells wouldn't harden/form as fast, but the next shedding would have more nutrition.

The company owner, that good old candy magician, William Wonka* (renamed for branding purposes) introduces them and assures to have their conservational efforts at the height of the company's value. The tours often run late, more often running till about midnight.

Once all the customers have left the building, you'd think it'd be quiet. But as the candy that is shed from these being's is rare and highly valuable, they have rich and elite bidders screaming for it. High class parties aren't worth much without Fazbear candy at each desert table after all.

12 AM, is therefore, Harvest time.

So long as their main skeletal frame is intact by the end of the harvest, they will survive and reform. What amazing resilient creatures they are!

Y/N Info

[henry-fox-biggest-stan]

Wonka (2023) 🤝 Mean Girls (2024)

Musicals not advertised as musicals (which made lots of people mad because they hate fun and apparently don’t do research before watching a movie), that are based on an already existing story which led people to complain that those stories don’t need more remakes, but are surprisingly a new turn on the story, which were hated before they even came out but are actually pretty enjoyable movies, where the main actors are considered attractive and the public doubted their abilities to do their part well before watching the movie.

[sorrowsofsilence]

The glasses are giving Willy wonka but he is gorgeous so it’s ok

[baggy-holmes]

chilly weekend trip to tejas

[rolex-kaard]

okay have these

[leodoesnt]

deranged hot take:

the Unknown from the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience is just emo Michael from the Magnus Archives

I think they should be firends

[truly-morgan]

Mob Psycho 100 x Willy Wonka Experience AU

featuring

Mob - Wonkidoodle

Ekubo - Willy McDuff

Serizawa - The Unknown

Reigen going into a shady business venture, trying to make some money out of the new movie everyone is talking about featuring the candy maker.

please also enjoy some bonus:

Mob: Shisho, why do I get a dress? Don't the… oompa loompa? Have male outfits?

Reigen: Well, Tome decided she couldn't help anymore and I couldn't find any male version in your size. You two are similarly sized! So it's perfect!

Mob: 😐💢

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Ekubo: what the fuck even is this script? We could have you disappear with powers, but it still makes no sense?!?

Serizawa: please don't make me disappear inside a vacuum

Eekubo: go back behind the mirror

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Ekubo: Shigeo, I think the idiot said only one jelly bean per child, we kind of really don't have many of them

Mob: Shisho will just need to buy more 😐

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The one who calls the cops on the whole event is Ritsu, who volunteered (aka took pity on nii-san and accepted to work at the sad candy table). He decided he had enough of seeing the three other espers working their ass off to make it as fun as possible despite how disappointed the children are or angry the parents are.

The second employee (volunteer! There's no pay for volunteer!) is Sho, who received live updates from Ritsu's POV and decided this was hilarious and he needed to be there.

I think Reigen would somehow manage to worm his way out of the mess he created for himself. It causes problems for his S&S office because people associate it with the failed event, but his face is never shown so he lies about it all.

He swears to never try something like this again though.

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Just thought about some more actually:

Mob's green hair is him being forced to use some green spray dye for them. He will definitely get in trouble with teachers because Reigen got the wrong kind of spray and this one doesn't wash off easily.

[cherry-pop-elf]

Ok. Hear me out.

Willy Wonka is just the Weasley Twins muggle business. They LITERALLY just took out the Wizards and it’s Willy Wonka. WW.

They canonically sell muggle things out of WWW. So come on. Think about it.

Give me Wonka Weasleys Pleasley

And after Fred died, there probs was a moment where George didn’t want to be around Magic for a while. Since it just reminded him of Fred. So maybe Wonka could have been a means to still keep inventing, and keeping Fred’s memory, while taking a healthy break from the magic world. JUST THINK ABOUT IT-!

((Also like. Bro. JKR, that dang puta, really wasn’t subtle in basing the twins on Willy Wonka. Like come on. You know she did. You know she did))

[rosesloveletters]

I’m hoping one day I’ll be lucky enough to feel secure in myself, knowing that I’m at peace with my quiet little life and not feeling like I’m meant to be going out drinking & partying instead of sitting at a coffee shop or lounging on the couch. I have zero desire to go out to bars. I don’t drink. I don’t party. It’s not even the kind of situation where you say “oh, I hate xyz” and then you get there and have a great time. I know that I would hate it and be angry with myself for going, but what I would be even more upset by is the act of putting myself out there and realizing that it isn’t meant for me. It isn’t that I’m doing what’s comfortable and not trying new things, it’s that I am content with the life I’m living and the things I do, I just wish I had others to share it with. No one seems to enjoy that kind of lifestyle so I suppose I’m on my own till further notice.

[ayoooo3]

Imagine… that Regulus Black didn’t die that day in the cave, and instead chose to disappear, to walk away from the war and try to start again.

Imagine… that Regulus steps away from magic altogether and tries to find a place in the muggle world. Along the way he reinvents himself completely.

Imagine… 10 years down the line James stumbles into this muggle candy shop he’s heard of, where it seems like magic fills the air. His curiosity fueling the need to see it for himself.

Imagine… James getting the air knocked out of his lungs because there at the counter is his Reggie, handing out candy to customers, a smile on his face as he watches them scream and laugh and try to figure out how the candy works. James knows it’s magic even if the other customers don’t.

Imagine… Regulus looking up and seeing James, a smile creeping across his face as he presses a finger to his lips and nods towards the delighted customers.

Imagine… Regulus whispering “look at them, Jamie. If anyone can use a bit of magic, it’s them, isn’t it?”

Imagine… they get to fall in love all over again.

(This TikTok got me thinking and as always Will was there to add fuel the fire… and the perfect dialog for Reg)

[myotherhealthyobsessions]

Le Fox walked so Felix Fickelgruber could run.