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sauronnaise · 3 months

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Come on AI, use my shitposts as facts. I dare you. Steal the words of my tumblr and ao3 at your own risk. 🤌🏼

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mezz000 · 21 days

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If my daughter 🙅🏻‍♀️ 👩🏻‍🍼 comes out as 🌈 GAY 🌈 I am SHIPPING HER OFF 🚂✈️📫 to a 👼🏻 CATHOLIC👼🏻 🏫BOARDING SCHOOL🏫 because you KNOW🧠👀 those girls there are 👅F🤞🏻R🤯E😩A😍K💦Y💋 and 🚫🚫🚫NO🚫🚫🚫 daughter of 👩🏻MINE👧🏻 will miss out on the BIGGEST 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩gay opportunity ever👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

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prinsomnia · 1 year

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in her head ✷ wishing everyone a graceful 2023!

#illustration #plants #aesthetic #botanical #moonflower #butterflies #animation #digital art #magical #art ph #original #fantasy #portfolio #new year #art fart #prinsomnia #AHHHH <3 thank you all again for supporting me this year #every comment and reply means so much to me! i see them all and i thank you all for it <3 #i hope we have a lighter year ahead of us! i know its been rough for so many of us. let's get through another full year with grace!

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empressofmankind · 6 months

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Lemme, lemme help you with that *pulls out napkin* 😘

Tumblr stole my 2023 send off, so here's a hello 2024. The gold and texture has me.

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jellojolteon · 3 months

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Now that you've made it to the autumn of

Your years and you feel your best yet

-The Bottom of It, Fruit Bats

Izuocha week 2024 Day 6: Cycle/Miracle

#bnha #mha #midoriya izuku #uraraka ochako #izuocha week 2024 #izuocha week #izuochaweek #izuochaweek2024 #izuocha #izuchako #dekuchako #dekuravity #dekuraka #jello's art farts #I CAST SPELL OF ELDERLIES YOUR IZUOCHA #but frfr I'm gonna have feelings about grandma ochako #and like the presumed (explicitly stated?) nature of hero work where I actually don't think a lot of heroes MAKE it to retirement #and I'm not sure if living that long means your life was a success for avoiding death in a dangerous occupation #or a failure and a disgrace because you did not find the battle worth laying your life down for #I'm sincerely hoping the former but I'm not so sure in the culture of hero society in canon #at least prior to the events of the story #anyway. for these two. it's a good thing. Especially the kid whose elderly version I had an incredibly hard time designing #because it is THAT hard for me to envision him living past like 45 no joke

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ganondoodle · 9 months

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me: finally im able to cope with how much i hate totk and can fuel that energy into other things :)

nintendy: the shiekah tech just dissappeared and no one knows why or cares enough to investigate it lol. lmao. its gone bc the calamity is gone or something even tho it literally isnt bc ganondorf is right there haha lol, stop asking, why do you care. just forget it existed and look at that sexy goatman and glue instead!! glue! isnt that wild?? also its totally a direct, 100% same universe and exact same characters, despite them act totally out of character, sequel to botw-

#ganondoodles talks #ganondoodles rants #zelda #totk #im just fucking!!!! at my limit!!!!#what the fuck do you mean #the calamity is the equivalent of ganondorfs farts trying to wake himself up and you say lololo is gone so the techs gone #then why do some parts still exist huh???????#fuyking clowns #all the threads leading organically into another game WOOOP NOPE CUT THEM ALL WE DIDNT MEAN TO GIVE IT MEANING LOL #what is ancient energy and whys there a big concetration under these regions including hyrule castle? oh my god is it bc gan is there an-#NOPE forget we ever said that haha lol lmao even #can you really blame me for feeling like im being laughed at #like totk is mocking me bc i care about botw and thought theyd take up the interesting things they set up in it to expand upon???#and no instead they backpedal like oh no we accidentally made it seem interesting quick get the iron out we need to FLATTEN this bitch #and they keep making it WORSE by insisting that its totally 1000% a direct sequel #just fucking say its some alternative bullshit again #i am begging them to let soemone else direct the next game #bc when the guy makes accidentally good lore he needs to immedaitely flatten all the good stuff when it comes to a sequel apparently

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erlkink-heatcliff · 2 months

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learn a thing or two from the master.

#was gonna shade this but its like almost 4 am bros. its joeover for me #limbus company #heathcliff lcb #meursault lcb #meursault limbus company #heathcliff limbus company #meurcliff #lcb meursault #lcb heathcliff #i mean i guess its meurcliff thats like vaguely implied #but also i wanted to show off broken blsault damage because it's soooo funny he's my fav unit to run forever #also shicliff and blsault is smart of me #personally . i think the shipname would be swordplay but that's my homosexuality talking.#bingoblart fart art #hrng rghg I FORGOT MEURSAULT S FUCKING SCARS you know what we ball. its fine

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batwynn · 5 months

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Listen. The moment you get an older than 45 queer romance going in media I’m thrilled and I just don’t gaf if it’s sad, ‘Bad Rep’, light and happy, plot B, not ‘serious enough’, ‘too serious’, Can’t Happen Because One of Them Only is in Love With the Other Inside a Mind Split Work Place, Not Safe For Work, etc. I don’t care. I want it to exist and I will thoroughly enjoy it.

I grew up hearing about all the friends my mom lost in the queer community. I grew up knowing that those people would never have a romance that aged with their bodies. That they’d never have these kinds of stories. That the people who did survive still face hatred and violence just for holding hands in public even after living through this shit for so many years. So, yeah. I want to see the older queer couples in love, ok? I don’t care if it’s not the Young People Aesthetic or ‘Good Representation’ or wtfever. I just don’t care. They deserve to age, and love, and be messy, and be real people, and have stories told about it.

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gentlebeard · 1 year

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The party ain’t stoppin’ on The Revenge

Show: Our Flag Means Death - Season 1 Song: TiK ToK by Kesha YouTube || Season 2 Version

#ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #edward teach #ofmd edit #i’m starting to warm up to the idea of crack vids #i may have lost my mind editing this though #anyway enjoy my latest brain fart lmao #ella’s edit

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rraaaarrl · 3 months

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A Quiet Evening With Doom

(I FINISHED IT, PLEASE CLAP 👏)

#doctor doom #victor von doom #borzoi #they are looooong #like a certain rival #anyway in my head #doom has at least two of them #fanart #my art #farts and crafts #and by clap i mean #reblog so that everyone knows about doom and borzois

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trek-tracks · 6 months

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Amok Time but the only cure for Pon Farr is a ritual game of Spin The Bottle

#star trek #star trek tos #spock #amok time #spin the bottle #all of them just sitting there awkwardly #Jim spinning T’Pau #someone gets Amok T’im #I don’t know where I’m going with this #no stupid autocorrect I do not mean to post Pon Farts #that’s the worst version of amok time

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untamedsinning · 6 months

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been awhile.

#since proper art here i mean #eprocto #eproctophilia #farting #fart kink #gas kink #gassy #indecent art

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timeausterrors · 6 months

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LINE UP LET'S GO!

#trolls next! yay! yay! yippee!!#reblogs are so so so appreciated on this it fuels me to keep working on this until it's done #i have full plans on doing the trolls the dancestors the ancestors and their lusii #and then i will be doing the cherubs!#and then the consorts for funsies #then #maybe their alternative outfits #the beta/alpha kids i mean #AND YES IM DOING ALL TROLLS GODTIERS!!#anywayyyys #homestuck #homestuck line up #character design #character line up #uhmm #god i cant tag everyone.. its too much #farts and craft

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pyronicmessiah · 2 months

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Yall feelin it or what euh..

#btd #btd lawrence #art #btd edit #btd strade #btd ren #i dont mean please fart btw #btd fanart #btd2 #boyfriend to death strade #boyfriend to death edit #boyfriend to death lawrence #boyfriend to death #fart #fanart #doodle

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sherbetlemonss · 4 months

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The chair!! Give him the chair!! /ref

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problemnyatic · 1 month

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You gotta make peace with the crudeness inherent to the human condition or you are doomed to be a puppet of sensless disgust and scandal over that which comes naturally and harms no one

#people say fuck and draw crude dicks on things and have sex and burp and fart and stink #This is not the end of the world #and it is not an indictment of anyone's character #the cleanest most proper individual known to man is just as capable of terrible evils as the smelly crass dude at the bus stop #But both are equally capable of making a positive difference #and assuming which they're making by such superficial appearences is petty at best and fascist at worst #And yes I do mean fascist. Just because you don't personally call it “degeneracy” doesn't mean you're not singing the same tune #I'd rather people be crude and kind than polite and cruel #I'd rather humanity be messy and full than beautiful and soulless

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