#mf.

[redsray]

Red Robin Au where after Battle for the Cowl, Jason (instead of donning that ridiculous pill helmet) goes back to visit Talia and blow off some steam with the LOA; it's an effective way to do so at first, as long as he keeps Ra's at arms length and has all the Bats away from him. Except is that Timothy fucking Drake working with Ra's al Ghul.

So now Jason's like oh my god are you kidding me why is Tim here working with Ra's of all people??? Last he checked, Dick was Batman now and Tim was part of that gaggle of Robins in Gotham. Not here, in Nanda Parbat.

Tim, fresh from a splenectomy: Jason?!

Jason: What the fuck are you doing here?

Tim: ??? I could ask you the same question??

Jason: No the fuck you couldn't?? I trained with Talia and now I'm back here for a bit, and I'm not the one missing an organ right now?! Why aren't you back with Dickbat in Gotham??

Tim: Well. Let's say I'm not Robin anymore

Jason: ... Not... Robin?

Tim, scowling: Dick gave it to Damian.

Jason: Dick is Batman for like a month and already gave the traffic light leggings to a mini assassin? Nice.

Tim: Ugh

Jason: And... this was enough reason to run away and get impaled by assassins in Iraq? While working with Ra's al Ghul?

Tim: Well, not really. I need to find Bruce, and Ra's is the only one who will help me. Even if he's a freak of nature.

Jason: Bruce... are we talkin' about another Bruce or did I miss a memo? Bruce is dead, Timbo.

Tim: He's not. He's trapped in the timestream and trying to get back. And don't- don't tell me I'm going insane with grief or in denial. Laugh all you want, then leave. I don't need this shit again.

Jason: Trapped in time? Damn motherfucker can't even stay dead?

Tim: ... You believe me?

Jason: Sure. Not the craziest shit we've seen. I have a feeling you wouldn't go as far as Ra's if you were actually going off nothing. (mumbling) stealing my schtick. What a bastard.

Tim, blinking: Wow. That... just wow. That was easy. Dick thought I was losing it with grief and so has everyone else.

Jason, shrugging: B is definitely stubborn enough to get lost in time instead of dying and, frankly, I know what being off yer rocker looks like, and this ain't it. I climbed out of my grave, for god's sake, is time shit really off the table? Wouldn't hurt t'look if the old man's still kickin'.

Tim: Uh-

Jason: First stop: away from Ra's, preferably. Talia's not bad, but Ra's is a whole other can of worms. Get up or I drag you.

[grechsblog]

If one more person calls wuxians ghost path 'demonic cultivation' with no /j attached i will take arms the way nie huaisan does it (cry)

[lisansizacilar]

onlara baktım, hiçbir şey yapmadım. yapamadım. ses çıkaramadım, nefes alamadım, konuşamadım, ağlayamadım. ben sadece yutkundum. derince, sertçe yutkundum. çünkü yutmak istedim. boğazımda takılı kalmış kelimeleri, kursağıma batan hevesleri, yüreğimi sancıtan hayalleri bir bir yutmak istedim.

[hearts401]

The more I think about Mike compared to other characters the more apparent the misogyny of the fnaf fandom becomes...

[disruptivevoib]

If, persnaps, anyone has any questions about my HMS au's or interpretations.. I am kinda in an over-explaining mood rn.. These can be simple or more about how they function or certain details or concepts. Needs for elaboration anything.

Au's do count also chatroomverse rp versions of characters :D

[anemptypuddingcup]

I fucking hate kids on insta.

How you gonna press and harass me for expressing my opinion and then block me when I warn my friends abt you?

I hate people-

[theinkedfoxsl]

Uh, Emil, dainsleif, Ghostface, vesper, alee, those two skate dudes, the photographer from ew2, Reaper(?), Cassidy, dva, mercy, those dudes from psychopass, Gabriel, Solomon and Barbados obey me!, Any of your ocs really, Dionysus, Thanatos, Megara, uh, yeah, I'm sure these range from like to obsessed but at least four of these you definitely obsessed so yeah.

okay okay so

i don't actually care for cassidy or dva. nor meg. i CANNOT defend myself against anyone else. and i AM ignoring your other ask

[transbee]

WHTYY IS EVERYONE ON THE PLANET INCAPABLE OF BEING NORMAL WHEN SOMEONE HAS A LISP. LIKE GET OVER IT.

[bastardbvby]

Spotify stops tracking at the end of October :( sorry but you’re stuck with him

absolutely not.........i have a few more days to change the course of my wrapped and im gonna do it.......

[sunlit-mess]

silly tv man

[grahamkennedy]

Scrolled down the MF DOOM tag trying to find the mac and cheese image and I couldn't so anyway here it is literally one of my favourite images of all time

[frownyalfred]

love the idea of the Batfamily getting stopped and searched in the family car on the way back to the Manor and everyone’s tense expecting Jason to be the one packing like twelve guns but it’s Alfred? Alfred is absolutely unbelievably strapped up to high heaven? And he somehow manages to talk to the cops out of arresting him or even giving him a ticket?

Bruce is just standing on the side of the road pinching the bridge of his nose. Jason is grinning so widely his face is about to rip. Alfred’s guns are all sitting on the hood of the car and there’s at least three there that Bruce remembers taking away and destroying. Dick is taking pictures on his phone to send to Barbara and trying not to laugh. Tim has Kon on speaker narrating it…

[lisansizacilar]

senin, teninden önce duvarların var.

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Robin!Jason: I wonder if different brands of shampoo taste different

Dick: They do

Jason:

Dick:

Jason:

Dick: Wait, ask me again and I'll hesitate before answering this time.

[absterstuff]

this is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen jesus fucking christ

[hinamie]

mentor