Gilded Rose: Baby Carrier
Jaune: *standing in line carrying Arkos baby in a carrier on his front*
Arkos Baby: 😴
Random person in line: Awww…! What an adorable baby…!
Jaune: You know what’s cuter than a baby…?
Jaune: *turns sideways revealing Lancaster twins in a second carrier on his back*
Lancaster Babies: 😪 🥺
Jaune: …three babies!
Random Person: Oh my gods they’re so cute! 😍
Jaune: They are, aren’t they…? 🥰
Jaune: …my back is SO tired right now…! 😫
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Ruby: We've all heard of top or bottom, but what about middle?
Jaune: ?
Pyrrha: ?!
Ruby: Hi, I can't breathe, but you two seem REALLY cool~!
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Ruby: Why did I choose to date Jaune and Pyrrha?
Ruby: Because we're all socially awkward dorks who like weird stuff.
Ruby: Don't let Pyrrha's media personality fool you, she really is awkward.
Ruby: Not to mention that they're both two very loving partners and always go out of their way to show their love to me and each other.
Ruby: Also, they have the best boob/butt combo in Beacon.
Yang: LIKE HELL THEY DO!
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Weiss: What are you two doing?
Jaune: Me and Rube are doing stuff with Pyr.
Ruby: And Pyr very much like doing it real well~
Pyrrha whole face was hot red as she wore a t-shirt that said “I am stuff”.
Pyrrha: I am sorry!
Weiss:…
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How about some Gilded Rose, with Pyrrha and Jaune unable to get up from their seats due to not wanting to disturb their sleeping Wolf Faunus Girlfriend laying down across both their laps?
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Gilded Rose in the Gym
Jaune/Ruby: *groaning in soreness*
Pyrrha: Good job today, both of you! I’m going to go finish my last set! I’ll see you both later! Love you! 😘 *happily walks away to continue training*
Jaune: *groans* My butt is so sore…how many deadlifts does Pyrrha expect me to do?
Ruby: At least you’re not being tortured with a thousand different upper body movements! Look at my poor arms! *weakly extends one trembling hand*
Ruby: You would think my own girlfriend would give me a break out of love, but oh, no! “I love you too much to let you miss out on training, Ruby!” 😫
Jaune: *rubs his butt, walking slowly and painfully* The gains are so not worth this…!
Ruby: *looks down*
Ruby: Yeah…gains…
Jaune: You okay back there, Rubes?
Ruby: *eying the New and Improved Arc Booty™️*
Ruby: *slowly and weakly raises one sore arm*
Jaune: Ruby, what are you doing…?
Ruby: *winding up her trembling hand, eye-humping her boyfriend’s developing butt*
Jaune: …wait…don’t tell me…
Ruby: *supports her wobbly upraised arm with her off-hand*
Jaune: …Ruby, no.
Ruby: Sorry, Jaune. I have to.
Jaune: Think about what you’re doing.
Ruby: I have no choice.
Jaune: Please, control yourself. Don’t do this.
Ruby: Girlfriend rules. I just gotta.
Jaune: If you slap my butt I will collapse on this floor.
Ruby: I’m sorry, but I have to. Forgive me, Jaune.
Jaune: Very well, do what you must. Just know that if I don’t survive…I love you.
Ruby: Don’t talk like that, Jaune. I’ll see you on the other side.
*SMACK*
Jaune: Aaah, my ass!! *crumbles*
Ruby: My arm!!! *folds like a wet noodle*
Jaune/Ruby: *collapse on top of each other in a pile of exhausted soreness* 😵
Weiss: *watching the proceedings from the gym’s smoothie bar* Those guys are dorks. 😑
Pyrrha: *standing beside Weiss* Yes, but they’re MY dorks! 🥰
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