#mklutz

[pantstomatch]

I believe you have chickens!

I have too many chickens! I have so many chickens they’ve eaten every blade of grass and all my raspberry bushes and the ends of my willow tree and are now in chicken jail while I reseed and cry about mud. These tiny sweeties are my favorites, Regina and Eleanor.

[christinesficrecs]

Do you know of any more fics similar to To Whom the Wolf King Bows? I know you had one rec recently and it reminded me of this WIP I adore. Nomadic basically king Derek and Stiles being dropped into this society as an outsider. Thanks!

Sadly, this fic hasn't been updated in over 2 years because it is pretty amazing. ❤️ Anyway!! I don't know a lot of Nomadic!Derek but these are similar in other ways. Enjoy!!!

To Whom The Wolf King Bows by MadcapRomantic | 95.3K | WIP

Stiles Stilinski meets The Wolf King, the very boogeyman he'd spent his younger years terrified of; yet the man is little, if anything, like the tales he's heard. But, Stiles has spent the last ten years of his life as a slave, under the harsh whip of the cruel King Gerard Argent, and trusting Derek - trusting anyone - is beyond difficult.

By Moon And Stars by kellifer_fic | 15.9K | Mature

"Have you heard of this Alpha?" Stiles asks, shuffling up his pallet so Scott has room to sit. Scott does with a grateful little twist of his mouth. Stefan forces him into the Stilinski ceremonial armor when they travel and Stiles can see that it's heavy and doesn't sit well on Scott. He can't shift encased in metal and Stefan knows it.

"I know of him, mostly stories that seem a little fantastical. Shifters exaggerate just like common people. They like their war stories."

"Tell me of him. Tell me a war story."

Golden Boy by trilliath | 127.7K | Explicit

Apparently it still amuses his uncle to buy sex slaves for him, no matter how steadfastly he refuses to use them. Derek ducks into his tent with a resigned sigh, prepared to dress and reassign whatever new beauty Peter has bought him. They do make for loyal servants, so he can't really complain about Peter's 'gifts'. But it is annoying to deal with, to have to spend his evening sorting out a slave instead of being able to go right to bed. It's just something he has to learn to accept as a byproduct of serving alongside his uncle.

But when he lays eyes on the boy laying amid his furs, he finds his breath catching in his throat. His skin is golden with the candle-light glimmering against the sheen of oil that has been slathered on his bared body. His lips are parted, and they work over inaudible words or sounds. His skin is flushed, nipples peaked and pierced with simple but unexpected golden rings. He's spectacularly beautiful in the candlelight. The many glowing candles that have been added to his usual lighting cast glittering edges and shadows, imbuing an almost unearthly golden color to his skin.

It's enough that Derek hesitates.

Unknown Kindness in a Cruel World by Dexterous_Sinistrous | 35.3K | Explicit

The prince carefully observed Stiles. “Do you know who I am?”

Stiles knew he should have. “No,” he answered, knowing the pimp would be unhappy with that answer.

“Are you afraid of me?” The prince asked, his eyes never leaving Stiles.

Stiles’ heart was pounding in his ears, adrenaline pumping through his veins. He knew the pimp would want him to answer with a quip or flirtation. But Stiles didn’t want to lie—not to the prince. And he couldn’t tell why. “No,” he truthfully answered.

This Was How Legends Were Made by 108.5K | Explicit

Caught between the Hales and the Argents in their war, Stiles finds himself a slave of the great Hale pack. Stiles spends each day working hard, hoping to earn his freedom and see his sick father. It also seems each day he’s capturing more and more attention from Derek, the young Hale lord. Stiles tells himself it’s mostly because Derek is merely trying to figure out how to send the annoying, useless slave away- not because of affection, despite the tales coming from the rumor mill.

It doesn’t matter what Derek's intentions are. Stiles can’t bother with love right now. He's got to keep his head down and survive long enough to keep his promise to Kate Argent. After all, she's promised to keep his father safe.

Thank You For This Dance by matildajones | 62.4K | Mature

Derek is not one for dancing, but at a ball he meets Stiles, an orphan, and he becomes quickly attached. He does not care what other people think about Stiles' wealth and status, but it's a lot harder for Stiles to ignore the comments that have haunted him his whole life.

It's even harder to convince Stiles that Derek's feelings are genuine.

The One With The Scottish Wolf Lord by Stoney | 11.7K | Explicit

The Hales are alive and a royal family in Scotland; Stiles is the waif sent to work in the kitchens, elevated to personal attendant/servant to the young Lord Hale. Who happens to be a wolf who can't shift back. (Not without finding... *spoiler*)

The Well of Living Waters by kalpurna | 30.3K | Explicit

King Derek takes a consort.

@the-diggler suggested this one.

A Crooked Way to Fly by andavs | 14.9K

“We can’t just leave him here to die.”

“He’s an emissary, Scott.” Derek tried to make his tone empathetic, but Scott’s tendency to fight back on everything always grated on his nerves. “His pack is gone, he won’t survive more than a day or two either way.”

“Then we should stay with him.”

Derek sighed as he studied the man for a moment; he was too pale against the fur rim of his hood, almost grey from lying out in the snow, and his cloak was stained with dark dried blood around a protruding arrow shaft. It was unlikely he would even last the night. They would probably be able to carry on in the morning with little time lost, if any.

[mmhm-vids]

Title: State of Dreaming

Fandom: Wonder Woman (2017)

Vidder: M. K. Repor/mklutz

Summary: I've been living in a state of dreaming / living in a make-believe land

Music: Marina and the diamonds

[achillean-heartbeat]

Hey friend!!! Can you recommend any good fics for Teen Wolf?

I'm about to start watching it this weekend, and kinda want to supplement it with the fics..

Thank you in advance

HELLO TO YOUUU!!

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!!! i would absolutely fucking LOOVEEE TOOO!!!

First of all, thank you so much for this ask. Can't believe you just gave me a reason to recommend some of my fave teen wolf fics.

second of all, IT'S AWESOME THAT YOU'RE GONNA WATCH IT!!! It is a shitshow of a show (hah) BUT I HOPE YOU ENJOYY!!<<<<33333

third, a little disclaimer, i mostly read sterek (stiles x derek) and thiam (theo x liam), so this list is going to be mostly them. However, i do read any and all ships as long as its fun and i like the tropes of the fic. So when you start watching it and there is a particular ship you liked that is not mentioned in this list i would love to rec u more stuff!!!<<33

fourth, i will also be putting at the end a list of fics i plan to read soon and have not read yet, cuz why not.

fifth and finally, i'm pretty sure i don't have to say this but i just thought i'd give you a heads up just in case: in some of these fics there are certain triggers, certain kinks, so please make sure not to miss any surprise tags, especially 01001in the short fics.

OKAAYYY NOW THAT THAT'S SETTLED HERE WE GOOO!

SOME FICS I HAVE READ AND LOVED:

LONG FICS: (>50k)

THIAM: Airplanes by Captinmintyfresh (236k) what still grows in darkness by eneiryu (137k) To be Led by a Liar GoldFox99 (79k) Tethered by Tonytones(85k)

STEREK: Put Down in Words by paintedrecs (200K) Windows by dr_girlfriend (83k) Foxgloves by formeldehyde (71k) To The End by formeldehyde (181k) Strange Turns That Bring Us Closer demonicfairie2009 (100k) Sex Therapy by Asterekmess (51k)

SHORT FICS: (<50k)

THIAM: i loathe you i love you by tonytones (30k) here in the twilight it's all hearsay by eneiryu (2k) Craving Every Part of Your Raw, Wild Soul by ksbbb (29k) you can say that we are nothing, but you know the truth by pansexual-puppy-pack (1k) i think i left my conscience on your front door step pansexual-puppy-pack (8k)

STEREK: we are tangled by drunktuesdays (5k) Lock All The Doors Behind You by entanglednow (25k) I don't know why, but I guess it has something to do with you by LunasCanisLupus_22 (17k)

Choice by Omni (8k) Last Lovesong of a Dying Lemon by wldnst (10k) Romance In Progress by Asterekmess (32k) here is the deepest secret nobody knows by owlpostagain (22k) How To Be a Normal Person by drunktuesdays (8k) Five Days of Dickings by mklutz (17k) I Wanna Take Down The Walls With You by drunktuesdays (10k) bigger, longer and uncut by drunktuesdays (4k)

BONUS: Theo/Josh/Corey/Tracy/Hayden we ain't ever getting older (6k)

FICS I HAVE NOT READ YET THAT ARE IMPATIENTLY CALLING OUT FOR ME FROM MY ENDLESS OPEN TABS:

LONG FICS: (>50K)

THIAM: "Where no Hope is Left, is Left no Fear" ( No mere Human can Stand in a Fire and not be Consumed) by ksbbb (71K) Take my heart (and put it somewhere safe) by not_carrying_on (172k) Consequences of Our Past by xTarmanderx (70k) All About Control Universe by EquallyLoyalAndLethal (152k) Handle With Care by Attempted Eloquence (190k)

STEREK: Predators by Hedwig221b (74k) Words Cannot Espresso How Much You Bean to Me by isthatbloodonhisshirt (68k) Not So Boring by beerwolves and isthatbloodonhisshirt (69k) yes chef seaweedwater (228k) You're stronger than you know by littleredridinghunter (234k) Getting Better by thebadassisin (205k) A New Perspective by Asterekmess (323k) The Moon's Gonna Follow Me Home by turningterrific (82k) Home by thetypewritergirl (167k)

SHORT FICS: (<50K)

THIAM: I Love You as Certain Dark Things are To Be Loved, in Secret.” by ksbbb (46K) Sweet talkings by captainmintyfresh (28k) i'm not ready to die yet, should i pray? (i'm wasting time, haunted by the ghost of you) by petitommo (6k) when oblivion is calling out your name, you always take it further than i ever can by likelightninginabottle (8k) you're my head, you're my heart Or: The Shameless Thiam 'verse by likelightninginabottle (20k) loving you's a bloodsport by THENINTH09 (21k) a thing with sellable skin by Attempted Eloquence (22k) a shot in the heart (doesn't make it unbreak) (4k) it gets so hard to breathe when i think of you (thinking of me) by wingsoutforshin (5k) Too Afraid to Follow Through by dangerouscoffeetheorist (14k) i know about things i wish I didn't - the not yet a corpse series by yikeshereiam (29k) Absence makes the heart grow fonder by laheysmythes (11k)

get him back! by marymacgf (21k)

STEREK: Together, Apart by justanotherbusyfangirl (14k) Spellbinding Mishap by isthatbloodonhisshirt (45k) Untouchable by Hedwig221b (17k) the feral wind that lit him ablaze by quackquackcey (37k) Which Con at Witch Con? by quackquackcey (10k) Stilinski's Speakeasy by sinna_bon (10k) the way our horizons meet by dumpac (3k) Even Greenberg has a Soulmate by beerwolves and deancebra (22k) red hoodies and bronze daggers (the secrets you keep glow in the dark) by patolemus (19k) Ground Me With Your Touch by asterekmess (7k) Let Me Take My Time With You by asterekmess (6k) Whispered in the Sound of Silence by dr_girlfriend (7k) always the sidekick by mirrorkill (49k)

BONUS: Stiles x Theo: Partners in Crime by snaeken (2k)

Okay i'm done!

oof sorry for the long ass post!

i'm not gonna lie, the story and writing is kinda wonky in some places, but the characters are so loveable it's impossible not to find them endearing in some way or another.

but no matter the outcome, i hope you enjoy it and have a great time!!

i hope you have an amazing day!!

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

not sure if you'll know this fic, but I remember reading a sterek au where stiles is a college student who decides to make meals for other for money and Derek is his first (maybe only?) client who gives him money to buy the food and cook and bring to his house and they fall in love and live happily ever after I remember reading it was one of the first fixs I ever read and I'd love to read it again

I love this one!

Cupboard Love by mklutz

(2/2 I 32,286 I General I Sterek)

He’s carefully balancing the sandwiches and the two biggest tupperware containers he could find that both had functioning lids when the front door opens and he almost drops everything right there in front of the stupid fountain.

If that’s Derek Hale, he’s definitely not a mountain man.

[sourmiguel]

He Blinded Me With Library Science by mklutz (wc6575, explicit)

Summary: Stiles blinks. “Right, the reading room. Do you have your, uh ...library card?” he asks. He’s never been able to make that sound normal and not vaguely dirty when he actually means wand.

Such a fantastic little fic in the world of Harry Potter, but completely unrelated to anything in the books. I love Stiles being part Veela, and therefore/also being just absolutely clueless/in denial about Derek's feelings.

[i-sveikata]

tagged by @rynfinity thanks angel!

hardcover or paperback // bookstore or library // bookmark or receipt (will use literally anything) // standalone or series // nonfiction or fiction (mostly) // thriller or fantasy // under 300 pages or over 300 pages // children’s or ya // friends to lovers or enemies to lovers // read in bed or read on the couch // read at night or read in the morning (mostly at night but really whenever i got time) // keep pristine or mark up (neither? well loved but not scribbled in) // cracked spine or dog ear (criminal lol) //

Currently reading:

tgcf vol 6- first time reading this series and kinda bummed that im not loving loving it. like its fine but im still not that invested in the plot yet. sticking it out for the rest and more backstory on the main couple!

Tagging:

@wellhalesbells @piratefalls @kinyeee @clotpolesonly @mklutz and anyone else who wants to!!

[justanothersterekficgirl]

Sink Us To Swim by mklutz

Teen | 36k | 1/1

“Stiles,” Laura says, gently, “When all of this is over, when the rogue is taken care of, I think – I hope that your dad will join our pack. He’s always treated Derek and me almost like family, and I’d like to return the favor if I can. It’s fine,” she asserts, then corrects, “I’m going to make sure it’s fine.”

[the-apocrypha]

Got tagged by @toast-the-unknowing

last song: Fairytale of New York by the Pogues. Doing this as a break while making Christmas cookies, so obv the playlist had to match.

favorite color: I love greens/blues/purples. Fun story - one time I asked a friend what her favorite color was, forgetting that she was an artist, and she went on a five minute discussion about the usage of crimson in a variety of color pallets and its contrast importance and color theory and I don't even know what. But I was just trying to figure out what color sweater to buy her for Christmas.

last movie/show: Big Fat Sport Quiz of the Year! I just found out that this happened, like, last week, so I was like six months late to the game.

sweet/spicy/savory: Sweet? Specifically sweet with salty.

relationship status: Single and happy about it.

last thing i googled: "uk word for merry go round" because it's rough writing Brits when you're an American. "uk word for" has probably been the start of my last 300 google searches.

current obsession(s): Chocolate oranges. My peppermint sugar cookie candle. Måneskin. My new snowflake pajamas. Tracking my USPS package from the UK (it's been 10 days and it's still stuck in customs). My current Sandman fic, which has now hit 20k and is on its last and final scene after three long, long months of work.

tagging @mklutz, @softest-punk, @cuubism, if you want - and anyone else who wants to play!

[trainofcommand]

List 7 comfort films and tag 7 people:

(thank you @colonelshepparrrrd for tagging me on this!):

As usual when someone asks me these kinds of questions, I mostly blank and can't remember what I love. But! Then! I remembered.

Hot Fuzz - always in my mind; I'm regularly thinking, 'Oh, this reminds me of Hot Fuzz'.

28 Days Later - I love this movie so much. Best zombie movie. Perfection. Amazing score too.

Galaxy Quest! By Grabthar's Hammer, I do love this movie.

Arrival - Fantastic. Just freaking fantastic.

Isle of Dogs. Amazing. Wonderful.

Pride. Holy shit, if you haven't seen this movie, you need to see it now. Freaking amazing, makes me Feel Emotions.

The Suicide Squad (2021). Just fun! Bloody, murderous fun! Great soundtrack!

Oh geez, now I need to do a rewatch of each of these, stat.

Also, gotta add re: movie categories: sci-fi, zombies, dogs, queer, dumb-amazing humour, and superhero/smashing things: yeah. These all check out. I am totally internally consistent here.

I don't know who has and hasn't been tagged at this point, so sorry if I've tagged someone already tagged (and also, no pressure): @chaniis-atlantis, @cuillere, @chaos-monkeyy, @twotales, @queen-x-ishtar, @mklutz, @mx-seraph

[boompowkablam]

Podfic Rec-List #1 Teen Wolf

This will be mostly Derek/Stiles and some others sprinkled in. Make sure you check tags and parings before you listen so you dont run into anything you dont like. Remember to leave comments and kudos for the readers and authors. Hope you enjoy!

[podfic] Play It Again by mothlights

In which Stiles goes along with one of Derek’s plans and ends up in an alternate universe as a result. He should’ve known better. He did know better, actually, and that means he has no one to blame but himself.

“Laura wants to lure the kid in with food and kindness and make a pet of him, like a feral cat. Derek wants to have him arrested for stalking. They’re at an impasse. (And the rest of the family is staying emphatically out of it in a way that suggests bets have been placed.)”

Pairing Derek/ Stiles

Length: 9-9.5 hours

[Podfic] Will To Follow Through by @beryllinthranox

“It depends entirely on how you look at it, I guess,” Stiles shrugs. “On the one hand, instant healing and the apparently inherited ability to pull off leather at all times. On the other, serious attitude problems and a suspicious disappearance of eyebrows.” “Even Derek’s?” Danny snorts, “that’s a lot of eyebrow to lose.” “I know,” Stiles agrees. “You should see, it’s so weird. Every time I want to ask him where they go, except he’d totally eat my face off.” “There are worse ways to die.” Pairing Derek/ Stiles

Length: 4-4.5 hours

[podfic] Laura is Badass by reena_jenkins

Laura's not expecting two teenage boys to burst into the bakery, brandishing lacrosse sticks yelling about “Kidnap!” and “Pedobears!” and “Sex slaves are illegal!” She’s flabbergasted. “Cupcake?” Derek offers.

Pairing Derek/ Stiles

Length: 42 Minutes

[podfic] the ring of the ancestors is not a euphemism by reena_jenkins

Stiles hadn't noticed the way the entire commissary had gone silent when the guy had approached his table, or the two military escorts that had been flanking him, looking at each other like maybe they should be intervening but weren't sure how. All he saw was someone stealing the last dessert from him and Stiles didn't think about it, he just reached across the table and snatched it back with a, "What the hell, dude?"

Pairing Derek/ Stiles

Length: 1H 18M

[podfic] turn off the lights and i'll glow by reena_jenkins

"The last thing he saw before everything went blue and dark was Scott’s red hoodie, and Stiles thought, as his limbs went shock-heavy and cold, and the bubbles started streaming around him, that he’d done something good with his life after all."

Pairing Derek/ Stiles

Length: 2H 35M

Listen if rise of the guardians made you cry this will too.

[Podfic] Into the Fire by @thilia

When Chris and Allison move to Beacon Hills for a fresh start, they both find more than they expected.

Pairing Chris/ Peter

Length 1H 18M

[Podfic] Prison Break by @thilia

The last time Peter was locked up and abandoned, he went crazy and killed a bunch of people. Stiles can’t understand why anyone would consider it a good idea to repeat history. So he decides to do something about it.

Pairing Peter/ Stiles

Length: 2H 4M

[Podfic] From My Heart to Yours by RsCreighton

When Laura Hale dies in a car crash, her heart ends up in Stiles Stilinski. Stiles can't help but look up the family of his supposedly anonymous donor, which gets more complicated when he starts dreaming about the dead woman who gave him his heart.

Pairing Derek/ Stiles

Length: 1H 5M

Coming Undone [PODFIC] by @opalsong2

Stiles deals with the aftermath of being abducted by Peter Hale and left for dead. It's harder than he would have thought to accept his place in the pack when he's convinced that he's the 'weak one' and can't protect himself. Fortunately, Scott and Sheriff Stilinski are there to help, and to nag Derek until he helps, too.

Pairing none

This is the first part of a series there are 16 parts i've just led you to the beginning .

Length 6H 29M

Cupboard Love by Mklutz [Podfic] by @rhea314

He’s carefully balancing the sandwiches and the two biggest tupperware containers he could find that both had functioning lids when the front door opens and he almost drops everything right there in front of the stupid fountain. If that’s Derek Hale, he’s definitely not a mountain man.

Pairing Derek/Stiles

Length 3H 17M

[Podfic] Introduction to Zero-Sum Anthropology by @kellifer_fic

Stiles buys Derek a set of cooking spoons. Derek retaliates with lunch. The war begins.

Pairing Derek/ Stiles

Length 1H 51M

[Podfic] The Moon's Gonna Follow Me home by turningterrific by @Phenomenal Asterisk

From Original: Derek doesn’t want to call the window repair guy. He doesn’t want to sweep up the glass. He’ll inevitably miss a few shards and pull them out of the bottom of his bare feet for weeks. He doesn’t want to try to make this place feel like home when it isn’t. Derek stayed in Beacon Hills and tried to make it work because he wanted pack, wanted purpose. He gave his best effort and found himself back where he started: alone, with a few begrudging allies. He’s tired, and even though his werewolf body heals quickly, he feels the weary ache down to his center. He packs his car with the few things he cares about enough to drag them from place to place. He locks the loft and calls a realtor about listing the building he’d bought in a misguided attempt to secure a future. And then he leaves. From Narrator: A beautiful, funny, sexy story about Growth, and Grief, and Therapy, Learning How to Let yourself Love and Be Loved. Created for Churkey for Fandom Trumps Hate

Pairing Derek/ Stiles

Length 9 Hours

Wanna cry about actual healing you've come to the right place.

[Podfic] Professional Werewolf Witch by JoytotheWorld, reptilianraven

"Are you going to buy anything else?" Professional Eyebrows says and Stiles would like to buy him. A cup of coffee. On a date. He just ends up pointing at the crate of whatever the fuck is behind Professional Eyebrows' head and says, "Uh, a box of that stuff." P.E. turns, glances at the crate, and raises an eyebrow at Stiles. "You want a box of charmed rattlesnake tail?" God, magic is so fucking weird. "Yeah." Stiles nods because he's making an ass out of himself. The hipster vampire browsing in the corner is not so subtly laughing at him. The sooner he leaves the better. - The one where Derek Hale is a Professional Werewolf Witch who owns a magic shop and Stiles fails at being smooth on a regular basis.

Pairing Derek/ Stiles

Length 36 Minutes

Podfic: Sideways and Slantways and Longways and Backways by striped_bowties

“I called you a slave-driver!” Stiles cried hysterically. “I called you an ogre! I stole all the blue paperclips!”

Derek raised an eyebrow at him.

“That’s company property!” he shouted, waving his arms madly in distress.

Derek ran a hand over his face. “It’s not theft if the vice president of the company gives you permission.”

Pairing Derek/ Stiles

Length 53 Minutes

[podifc of] Show you what all that howl is for by @dr-fumbles-mcstupid

Author's Summary: Teen Wolf/SGA team-fic, with Lydia being awesome. “This is a terrible idea,” Stiles tells the room again. “You’ll all be sorry when Derek pushes me off a cliff.

Pairing Derek/ Stiles

Length 1H 29M

[Podfic] There's A Martyr In My Bed Tonight But It's All Alright by Devidlg , josilverdragon, Nutellargh , roseszain , RsCreighton , snarkatthemoon

It’s a beautiful afternoon, and Derek is standing at a dusty gas station, staring helplessly at the destroyed remains of the last thing his sister left him. (OR: In which Derek expects nothing from life, but with a little help from the Stilinskis gets everything.)

Pairing Derek/ Stiles

Length 1H 13m

[bookgeekgrrl]

My media this week (20-26 Nov 2022)

📚 STUFF I READ 📚

😍👂‍A Restless Truth (Last Binding #2) (Freya Marske, author; Aysha Kala, narrator) - LOVE THIS WORLD, LOVE THIS SERIES! All the characters are a delight. The porn reading scene made me laugh so hard I had a coughing fit.

😊Boulangerie (orphan_account) - 74K, recovering WS omegaverse, chock full of delicious angst [side note: i just really love that ao3 has the 'orphan' option for fics]

😍cause in the back of my mind, i'm in the back of your car (greatunironic) - 68K, Stranger Things F1 racing AU - QUALITY FUCKING ANGST (but with that happy ending that makes it all worth it!) - grabbed me right from the jump, really great interactions with the kids

💖💖 +183K of shorter fic so shout out to these I really loved 💖💖

We Provide…Beverages (leveragehunters (Monkeygreen)) - MCU: Stucky, 6.7K - super cute no powers AU

Just About Half-Past Ten (rohkeutta) - MCU: Shrunkyclunks, 1.9K - reread; short-but-super-cute meet cute

Leave Those Umbrellas At Home (rohkeutta) - MCU: Shrunkyclunks, 2.4K - reread; sequel to above, equally cute

Introduction to Goncharov Studies (Dira Sudis (dsudis)) - The Sandman: Dreamling, 1.7K - LOVED this - of course the Library in the Dreaming would have every version of Goncharov PLUS physical manifestations of Tumblr posts - delightful

At The Eleventh Hour (Speranza, author; alby_mangroves, artist) - MCU: Stucky, 2.2K - I always forget a 4 Minute Window Thanksgiving story is a possibility so I'm always genuinely so excited for it. Speranza can write a 30 years of them just gathering to watch the parade and I'd read every single one. But of course, there's an emotional punch here too.

Murder, He Wrote (mklutz) - Teen Wolf: Sterek, 31K - I had a run of disappointing DNF's so I decided to reread something I knew would satisfy. Love this AU with novelist/amateur detective Stiles and Deputy Hale 💜

📺 STUFF I WATCHED 📺

The Big Brunch - s1, e4-8

Leverage: Redemption - s2, e4

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver - Qatar World Cup

Mystery Menu - Can Sohla Make A Meal Out Of Oreos?

Mystery Menu - Can Sohla Make An Entire Meal Out of Potatoes?

Mystery Menu With Sohla and Ham - A Meal Out of Coffee Beans?

Mystery Menu With Sohla and Ham - 2 Chefs Try to Make A Meal Out of Bananas

Hot Ones - Guy Fieri Becomes the Mayor of Spicy Wings

Would I Lie To You? - s15, e11 (The Best Bits)

Mystery Menu With Sohla and Ham - Can 2 Chefs Make Dinner And Dessert With A Pickle?

Mystery Menu With Sohla and Ham - 2 Chefs Try To Make A Meal Out Of Jell-O

Hot Ones - Leslie Mann Gets Revenge While Eating Spicy Wings

🎧 PODCASTS 🎧

Switched on Pop - The Art of Flow

Decoder Ring Plus - The Butt and the Bustle

Desert Island Discs - Rick Rubin, music producer

99% Invisible #515 - Super Citizens

Vibe Check - You Asked, We Answered!

One Year Plus - 1942: The Black-Japanese Axis

Twenty Thousand Hertz+ - We explore the rich sonic world of a North American bird

Off Menu - Ep 172: Stanley Tucci

Hit Parade Plus - Angry Young Men Edition

Into It - The Juiciest Celebrity Memoirs of 2022 (Plus: What's Chelsea Devantez Into?)

The Sporkful - A New Jersey Whiskey Mystery

Off Menu - Ep 40: Kumail Nanjiani

Off Menu - Ep 85: Jo Brand

It's Been a Minute - Sibling rivalry takes the stage on Broadway; plus Randall Park's latest 'Blockbuster'

The Sporkful - Sohla And Ham El-Waylly Settle A Pancake Dispute

Off Menu - Ep 43: Anthony Head

Off Menu - Ep 112: Simon Amstell

Off Menu - Menus To Be Buried With - The Resurrection!

Off Menu - Ep 160: Sir Lenny Henry

🎶 MUSIC 🎶

Nick Lowe

Presenting Elvis Costello

00s One-Hit Wonders

Presenting The Notorious B.I.G.

Women of Rock

CREDITS: Holly Knight

Smash Mouth

Graham Parker: An Anthology

Steppin' Out (The Very Best Of Joe Jackson)

Presenting The Offspring

Irene Cara

[christinesficrecs]

Pardon me if this is a dumb question.. but I recently discovered that there are audio fanfics on a03. Have you discovered any Sterek fanfics that you love in this format?

You're hilarious! 😂 Y'all meet my beautiful daughter Jess ❤️

There is a podfic tag here. And also these great classics.

Podfic: Show Me The Way Back Home Baby by striped_bowties | 2 Hours | Text

In which Lydia and Jackson produce the world’s cutest baby, and the pack goes crazy—the good kind of crazy. Except for Derek, who is afraid of tiny cute babies and Stiles who plans to be the best Uncle ever. Even if Danny called dibs on Godfather.

[Podfic] Introduction to Zero-Sum Anthropology by kellifer_fic | 1 Hour | Text

Stiles buys Derek a set of cooking spoons. Derek retaliates with lunch. The war begins.

[Podfic] Fly a Little Faster by Audio2Rainbow | 3 Hours | Text

Everyone knows when you go back in time, you shouldn't step on an ant, just in case you accidentally kill your own grandparent or something. But what happens when you go back in time and, uh, accidentally interrupt the one event that apparently made the Grumpiest Alpha in Town into a ball of mindless manpain? Well, if Marty McFly can do it, so can Stiles Stilinski. All he has to do is get Derek and Paige to fall in love before he gets pulled back to his own time. And before he makes anything worse. That's easy as pie, right? Right?

Cupboard Love by Mklutz [Podfic] by Rhea314 (Rhea) | 3 Hours | Text

He’s carefully balancing the sandwiches and the two biggest tupperware containers he could find that both had functioning lids when the front door opens and he almost drops everything right there in front of the stupid fountain.

Alpha Spikes by Starbeast [Podfic] by Rhea314 (Rhea) | 7 Hours | Text

Alphas are like royalty and are offered their choice of any age eighteen-and-up virgin Omega for each year's heat season, as a 'thank-you' to all they've done for their compounds throughout the year. Derek is an Alpha and...yeah, Stiles. Stiles is an Omega. And still a virgin. In every way. And he's just turned eighteen. This...is not his day.

[Podfic] Gravity's Got Nothing on You by roseszain | 10 Hours | Text

“Three weeks,” Derek says.

“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.

“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…

“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“

“My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”

“A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.

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Moodboard for @mklutz ‘s masterpiece, Cupboard Love.

Notes: These are meant to be viewed as one (extremely) large moodboard. All manips (FaceTime and airport sign) were made by me. Finally, I’ve always seen Megan Fox as Laura, so please keep that in mind as you click through. Thank you guys for checking my work out!

He’s carefully balancing the sandwiches and the two biggest tupperware containers he could find that both had functioning lids when the front door opens and he almost drops everything right there in front of the stupid fountain.

If that’s Derek Hale, he’s definitely not a mountain man.

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Are there any "small town Christmas" Sterek stories? You know, since we are coming up on that time on lifetime?

Hi @naturalsneak! You sent this in a looooong time ago. So sorry about that. But it's come back around to that Lifetime/Hallmark movie time again so here it is. Better late then never?

How the Sourwolf Stole Christmas by Miserable_Swine

(1/1 I 2,139 I General)

Stiles tells the Pack a story about the Sourwolf, a cranky, solitary creature who attempts to thwart the public's Christmas plans by stealing Christmas gifts and decorations from the homes of the nearby town of Beacon Hills on Christmas Eve.

Tis The Season Baristas Fear The Most by stilinskisparkles

(1/1 I 5,470 I Teen)

Scott is hands down the worst barista Derek has ever hired. But it's Christmas and apparently that means something to some people.

(Not) Dreaming of a White Christmas by DuckInterpreter

(1/1 I 8,452 I General)

Stiles is stuck in a blizzard, broken down, and lost. But maybe he's going to end up exactly where he was meant to be.

Coming Home for Christmas by Kampffussel

(1/1 I 16,432 I Explicit)

Stiles is forced to take days off of work over christmas and he decides to spent the holidays back in Beacon Hills. He expects everything but not a flirty Deputy that is way out of his league. And his last case is definitely not going to bite him in the ass on Christmas eve, or is it? Stiles life is a joke to the universe, he is sure.

(or: the one where Stiles goes home for Christmas and finds himself a boyfriend)

Mistletoe Never Lies by CarolineLahey

(8/8 I 19,220 I Explicit)

Derek Hale loves his family, he really does. He just wishes they weren't so determined to set him up. When he finally blurts out that he has a boyfriend, and quickly gives his mother the name of the barista at his local coffee shop as his "boyfriend", he figures that buys him a little peace. He probably should have been paying attention to the part of the conversation where he agreed to bring Stiles home for Christmas to meet the family.

Cupboard Love by mklutz

(2/2 I 32,682 I General)

He’s carefully balancing the sandwiches and the two biggest tupperware containers he could find that both had functioning lids when the front door opens and he almost drops everything right there in front of the stupid fountain.

If that’s Derek Hale, he’s definitely not a mountain man.

Playing Cupid by 13luckystars

(9/? I 38,439 I Teen)

Years after graduating from Beacon Hills High School and moving away from the small town, Stiles is going back for his Christmas assignment from work. The most unsettling part is that he is going to be spending a lot of time with Derek Hale, who he hasn't seen since he graduated, and his twin daughters.

Please Come Home for Christmas by midnitekween

(15/15 I 80,915 I Explicit)

Derek spends the Christmas season with Stiles, but the last time he checked they weren't married with kids...

This is Gonna Take Me Down by CharWright5

(14/14 I 123,386 I Explicit)

Deputy Derek Hale had gone into December believing his biggest issue would be ignoring that giant holiday at the end of it. But with only days left before Christmas, he's now dealing with a meddling sister, a vigilante group killing Supernatural creatures, finding out his partner isn't quite human, and his ex showing up outta nowhere after disappearing three years ago without an explanation. Happy freaking holidays indeed.