Without hyperbole government offices that take half an hour of waiting to get anywhere and close at 4pm are are a form of oppression against the working class
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I want, no, I need a subby boy who excitedly sends me videos of himself jerking off. the way he mumbles that it would feel so much better if mommy was there, the way he grinds his pillow and breathy „fuck that feels so good“ leaves his throat. I need a sub who will send me pictures of his erection and sends me audios of his moans in the evening, because he knows that I can't sleep without them.
are there volunteers who want to be my baby boy:3
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Y'all know that tiktok audio about kidnapping that goes "shit got weird! I was with my hand on her throat and she looked me straight in the eyes and said 'harder'" or something like that?
Give me something like that!
The batboys fighting some goons in a warehouse. One got a lucky opening and got his hands on Tim's neck (why Tim? I don't know, but it's him), Tim opens his mouth to trash talk the dude, but his brain-to-mouth filter decides to not work that day.
Everyone freezes, because wtf?! Heroes and goons are shocked!
Certainly, they heard wrong. Nightwing, Red Hood and Robin have their comms and heard it clearly, but of course they're hallucinating!
Except that Red Robin is blushing and the goon he was fighting seems to be having a stroke.
"What the fuck did you say, Replacement?" Jason is the first to react.
He's blushing harder.
"I didn't mean to. It was automatic."
You can see a lot of bad guys mouthing "automatic?" with incredulity.
If you look closer, you can see Nightwing's soul leaving his body, because not only his baby brother has a sexual life with his boyfriend (you choose the boyfriend, be it Kon or Bernard. I don't care), but he probably just discovered one of his baby brother's kinks. That was something that he never wanted in his life.
And hey, remember that the comms were on? All of them had to hear Spoiler contribute her two cents with "damn Red, you weren't like that when we were dating".
You can hear Damian groan somewhere and regret his life because his family are a bunch of morons.
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