#more fires to put out

[roramitchell]

Old School Luke vs. Post-Natsuke Luke

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

Danny Fenton, aka Phantom, has been given a new task!

In short, literally no one in the Ghost Zone/Infinite Realms wants their mostly peaceful afterlife to be rocked by a certain Gotham rogue named Joker. Which, when he dies, is almost sure to happen because of whatever the hell was in that vat he dropped in included ectoplasm. So, yay, he’s also a little ghostly too, meaning he *is* pretty hard to kill. Unfortunately, there’s also a certain vigilante that is quite keen to murder him in recent years.

So now Danny has to keep the mass murderer trauma clown alive for as long as he possibly can while attempting to keep the Joker from. Well. Being the Joker.

Oh, and naturally, Danny got this assignment AFTER Joker got out of Arkham. Again. And entirely blew up the asylum. Time to join the Goonion, he is NOT doing this without getting PAID, thank you.

[botanyshitposts]

how crazy would it be if i became a biology lab instructor. would that be crazy or what

[megamagimugi]

He's-a Gone

Luigi time! To suffer, that is.

(CW: character death)

This is obviously a sort of comlementary piece to I Was-a Too Late. But it's more than just that as it also illustrates a certain fun, dark what-if idea I had. Please keep reading if you're intrigued!

Lore:

Luigi's Mansion, the first game. Everything goes the same as in canon until the final boss fight, when Luigi defeats King Boo in his Bowser costume. After King Boo comes out and Luigi intends to suck him in, the villain laughs and reveals the truth: Mario's painting was an illusion, so was everything Madame Clairvoya saw. All just to mess with Luigi. Meanwhile the real Mario wasn't just captured by the Boos, he was immediately killed by them on their King's orders. The only physical thing that's left of him in this realm is the five items Luigi found - hidden by the Boos for Luigi to find, another part of King Boo's sick game.

Luigi is able to finish the fight despite his shock and grief, fueled by the anger King Boo never expected from him. After getting out of the painting the plumber discovers that it is indeed empty, no Mario or anyone else in the portrait.

Heartbroken and guit-ridden, Luigi goes back to Professor E. Gadd's lab and gives him back the Poltergust 3000. He doesn't even want to stay long enough to see what is going to happen to the ghosts. Of course the Professor tries to offer some semblance of comfort, but we all know it's not his forte.

So Luigi leaves, only taking Mario's five items with him. He notices that the mansion has disapeared without a trace. The reality of it all finally hits him, and he practically collapses onto a nearby tree's large root protruding from the ground, putting down the precious items around himself, only leaving the matching red hat and the letter in his hands. He should have known something was off. After all, the Mario he saw in the painting was wearing his hat and both gloves.

Looking at all these items, to his growing horror he can't help but imagine what exactly might have happened to his brother and what his last moments might have been like. He hugs the hat to his chest and rereads Mario's note several times, knowing that the brief warning was his brother's last words to him.

Luigi can do nothing but cry for the beloved brother he couldn't save, desperately wishing it was his warm, living and breathing body pressed to his chest rather than just a couple of his belongings.

But Mario is truly gone, apparently having met such a horrific fate that not even a single part of his body is left in the physical world.

[Good night]

…I'll leave the rest up to your imagination ;) Sorry if I got carried away with my description. Occasionally even I enjoy being a little dramatic, though I'm no writer whatsoever.

Yeah, I'm not apologizing for making this one - I was nicer to Luigi than to his bro, at least here the Mushroom Kingdom and everyone in it (except for Mario lol) is still okay!

But alas,

You can no longer play as Mario (warning: this is a video with sound)

Rest in spaghetti, funny wahoo man.

EDIT 2025: my best friend and spiritual twin @silenzahra wrote an amazing fanfic Without him based on this piece and idea, as well as this drawing of Mario also by me❤️💚 I highly recommend it, it's an amazingly written story!

@federthenotsogreat I'm tagging you because you said you wanted more Mario art like I Was-a Too Late, thought you might like this one too!

@drones-of-innocence Also tagging you because you were interested in my idea.

Additionally: @silenzahra (remember, no rush) @c-lavanda @jell-o101 @stripetkattelalala54-gf

@luigixfanxayjay @itsavee4117

And you @giddlygoat just because you have a Luigi's Mansion AU and I thought you might appreciate this... Also because I'm a fan 👉👈

[tenderjock]

I’m with you, my love The lights shining through on you Yes, I’m with you, my love It’s the morning and just we two

[ducktracy]

I can’t BELIEVE they’ve gone back to Porky living in a normal house and Daffy living in his bathtub. I have held “Porky & Daffy” in my heart for all these years as an ideal of portrayal. This is the happiest day of my life

SO NICE I'M POSTING THIS TWICE FOR CONTEXT just because i want to look at it again. ughhhhhhh the little bird on Porky's bedpost one of the photos released also has another, DIFFERENT little bird. if he's like Snow White or something i will cry. just don't let him around any dogs because he'll drop them from staircases or encourage them to jump off bridges

I MEANT TO ANSWER THIS WAY EARLIER, BUT IT WORKS OUT BECAUSE LOOK AT WHAT THE WARNER DEUTSCHLAND CHANNEL JUST POSTED TODAY:

I'M SO HAPPY TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UGHGHGHGGHHG!!!! IT IS SUCH A GOOD PORTRAYAL ISN'T IT.. when LTC first came out i was very confident the opening to Firehouse Frenzy was a reference as well

I'M. SO. EXCITED. i know this needs to speculation like yeah no DUH. BUT AHHHHHHH. UGHHHHH I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE. i'm so excited to see what other homages to other shorts are in store. I'M SO EXCITED I CAN'T ARTICULATE MYSELF. i was gonna have some big eloquent explanation about how much i love Porky & Daffy (the characters too) but my words are stopping short because i literally cannot focus because i am just SHROUDED WITH EXCITEMENTTTTTT CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING!

since i am in a CARTOON SHARING MOOD, here is the opening to Porky & Daffy for those who have never seen it because i have no idea when else i would post the entire opening. it's so endearing!!! look at the shaky camera truck-in and dissolve to the house... back when they were still struggling with how to do diagonal camera pans and double exposure effects.. :'))) i miss reviewing this era of cartoons profusely

i have a deep fondness for stuff like the shot of Porky grabbing the paper, Clampett seemed to have a similar fondness of starting shorts out of this era with close shots like that (Porky's Party opens on a very synonymous shot of Porky lighting the candles on the cake). Bobe Cannon's animation of Porky is adorable. some really smooth and hypnotic Chuck Jones animation of Daffy boxing with the pillows (in Chuck's last short working for Clampett!). this entire exchange is adorable. i am so excited for anything that even entertains the idea of modeling itself after this. i'm so excited.

[grimfolks]

the price you pay for coziness

[quess-art]

Hi! Whose your fav in twisted wonderland? Or if you dont have any what characters to you use the most?

(Pssst by the way can you drop your friend code 🥺🥺🥺)

Most of the characters are likable assholes so I don't really have a fav lol If judging solely on design, Ortho's and Leona's outfits are usually great

Dorm Riddle was my first card and I have no regrets, he hits like a truck and is still my most used card

My Player Name is Quess!

[fiteclub1999]

Something about forest fires and destructive forces ft jason

[minnows-wc-blog]

First arc design challenge!!

[sforzesco]

BALAK, PANGAGAD

uhhh conspiracy. can be a courtship dance. ritual. so to speak. & hosting one in your house is an act of service

[hikaaa-bi]

i try not to compare tma and tmagp too much but the lena kelley and jonathan sims parallels got me frothing at the mouth

[anoant-haikyuu-dump]

Who in Nekoma can Cook??

Kuroo: Not very good but he can feed himself in a pinch. Tends to over season so 90% of his food makes you cough. But he’s trying his best to improve and always offers to help if anyone’s in the kitchen, wants to be able to provide for his friends.

Yaku: This boy is STRUGGLING his first week alone in Russia, can’t cook anything harder than toast and boiled eggs. Luckily he can afford to order in all the time cause that’s the only reason he hasn’t starved or poisoned himself. After a while he starts really missing homecooked japanese food—the first time Kuroo visits he makes shitty miso soup and tamagoyaki, it’s too salty but Yaku tears up nonetheless.

Kai: He’s such a sweet guy, definitely helps out around the house and makes dinner for his family some nights. Best at Japanese comfort food, a lot of curries, stews, and hearty vegetables. He’s implied to be Okinawan so that cuisine as well.

Kenma: Eh, he can but that’s a lot of effort. If he puts his mind to it he’s able but he’d rather buy stuff from the convenient store or make ramen. Doesn’t really care about taste so he’ll gladly eat Kuroo’s cooking (though he’s been spoiled by rooming with Fukunaga in college)

Fukunaga: THE PAELLA KING HIMSELF, of course he can cook that’s his job. Any cuisine, any dish, you name it he can pull it off. His specialty is seafood (makes paella in timeskip, favorite food is dried squid, cat-themed team, you get it). Not only can he cook delicious stuff, he turns it into a spectacle; it’s like a full-on performance with all the fancy knife-work and pan-flips. Flambés are a must.

Tora: Went back and forth with him but I actually think he can, at least the basics. He probably cooks for himself and Akane when their parents have late nights at work. He mainly cooks simple stuff like fried rice or curry where he can throw a bunch of ingredients in a pan and let them do their thing.

Also since this is an anoant-haikyuu-dump post and I’m the Fukutora guy I’m contractually obligated to add that although he can cook he never does. His partner is a chef. Once they move in together he never touches the stove again.

Inuoka: Can cook a little but everything ends up at least a touch burnt since he gets impatient and jacks the heat to high. Pretty much exclusively makes grilled meats, vegetables are a rarity in his fridge.

Shibayama: Doesn’t cook much savory stuff but he can bake like no one’s business, makes a mean muffin (which he brings to practice to share). Always trying new recipes and taking them to school for the other first years to try, mainly Inuoka cause hes a human garbage can.

Teshiro: Can follow a recipe pretty well but if anything goes wrong or calls for estimations it’s all over. He once set a pot on fire and just stared at it silently cause he didnt know what to do. At least his meals are always balanced: a protein, a carb, and vegetables.

Lev: Decent, was taught a bit by Alisa growing up. The problem isn’t his skills, it’s that he’s clumsy and doesn’t read directions carefully. He constantly knocks shit over with his gangly arms or throws in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. Clean up is not fun when Lev’s around, flour will find a way into every crevice even if the recipe doesn’t call for it. Him, Inuoka, and Teshiro are a nightmare trio in the kitchen, all for different reasons.

[guardian-angle22]

911: Lone Star | S5E2 -> TK assisting the rescue of Franklin ↳ for @herefortarlos

[faaun]

what draws you back to your country what draws you back to your land when i was a kid i told myself if i ever left iran i'd never go back 2 years into living in the UK i started looking at news on iran again 10 years in and i visited it for the first time again and today i heard an iranian mother talk in farsi to her child on the train to london the way my mother used to and i wanted to cry i wanted to ask her whether they're still cutting the mountaintops whether the lakes are still drying today i showed the person i was with pictures of waterfalls and palaces and forests and snow-white north something odd pulls me back with increasing force i can't ignore it ever again

[xxplastic-cubexx]

his fuckass loafers im losing it