#motherkiller

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

how insulted would tom be if lily told him that she thought he was sexless

Mortified, flabbergasted, insulted, and feeling very emasculated. How could anyone possibly see him as lacking of ze sexual vibes? (Especially when that someone is someone he's very interested in, for all he hasn't quite realized in what way, that is just an extra punch to the stomach)

[scholarhect]

kiriona list of crimes:

- doing what god tells her to do, because she lives with him and he’s god

— harrow also did this

- hanging out with ianthe, because she has nobody else to hang out with

— harrow also did this

- being mean, somewhat unprovoked

— harrow also did this

- murder ?

— she absolutely deserved to do that

[newsbites]

News from Belize, 18 July

A young mother of two was tragically killed and her 4-year-old daughter injured in a shooting incident at their home in Belize City.

The shooting is believed to be the result of an internal feud within the George Street gang, and the victim, Jasmine Domingo, was not the intended target.

Domingo's 4-year-old daughter was shot and is stable, but her parents were killed in separate incidents of gun violence, leaving her and her little brother without parents.

The incident highlights the ongoing issue of violence and crime in Belize City.

2. A resident of San Estevan Village lost his life in a road traffic incident involving a motorcycle and a pickup truck.

The motorcyclist, Edwin Ismael Ramirez, lost control and swerved into the oncoming pickup truck, resulting in the accident.

This incident adds to the tragic history of accidents in the Ramirez family, with one brother already in a wheelchair and another now deceased.

3. A hit-and-run incident in the Orange Walk District resulted in the death of a 34-year-old man and injuries to another person.

The victim's family is seeking justice for their loss and is urging the public to help identify the perpetrator.

The incident involved a white pickup truck hitting a cyclist and a separate motorcycle accident shortly after.

4. Prime Minister John Briceno left the country today enroute to Brussels, Belgium where he will the European Union – Community of Latin American and Caribbean States (EU-CELAC) Summit 2023. 

5. The inauguration of a new police station in Seine Bight Village highlights the importance of ensuring the safety of Belizean citizens and tourists.

The collaboration between the Ministry of Home Affairs and the Belize Tourism Board aims to address crime issues and create a safer environment in the Placencia Peninsula.

The government's efforts, along with the leadership of Inspector Martinez, have led to a significant reduction in major crimes in the region.

6. The National Fire Service is implementing a new recruitment process for firefighter volunteers, which includes releasing those who did not complete high school and requiring them to further their education to rejoin.

The aim of this revamp is to ensure a higher level of education and qualifications among firefighters.

The Chief Executive Officer in the Ministry of Disaster Risk Management, Dr Kenrick Williams, explains that this change is driven by the need for a more skilled and competent fire service.

7. Belize City Fire Service has been in Marion Jones Sporting Complex for two years. A promised new station on Chetumal Street has been delayed and firefighters will stay at Marion Jones a little longer.

[the-black-bulls]

Lucifero: Short devils are without a doubt the least threatening creatures in all of hell. Honestly, what could they do to me? They can’t even reach me.

Liebe: Say goodbye to your kneecaps motherkiller!

[crackishincorrecthp]

*When Harry "dies" he recieves a third option, which is go back in time and he does that. And when is time for old Voldy to return-* Harry: Cedric, I would love if you could win this shit, but I have to take this fucking thing alone or else you'll die. I'm not even kidding. Been there, done that and it wasn't fun for either of us. Cedric: Cedric: So, you used a Time Turner? Harry: Nah, I died at 17 and recieved 3 options; move on, go back to the moment I died or go back in time...I chose go back in time, sounded more fun and I could fix some shit up. Cedric: Cedric: Okay, I'll just send the red sparks for me then...Good luck, I guess? Harry: I'll need that. *In the graveyard, after Voldy has a body* Harry: *Stuns every Death Eater* Harry: It's just me and you now, Tommy. Voldemort: What the actual fuck? How did you break free?! Harry: That's something that should be between me and Merlin. Harry: And oh, btw? I know about the Horcruxes and I destroyed almost all of them. Harry, putting his own wand on his head: Avada Kedavra. Voldemort: Voldemort, to Harry: Potter? Voldemort, to his Death Eaters: What the fuck just happened? And why are you all useless bitches still stunned if he just committed suicide?! Harry: Because I'm not dead, motherkiller! Voldemort: What the fuck?! Harry: Now you can be killed, but for now I'm just gonna stun you and go back to Hogwarts with you and your little fucked up minions. We'll see from there. *Back to Hogwarts* Harry: I'm back with a few gifts, motherfuckers! The students: The professors: The parents: Fudge: Are those —? Harry, pointing to the DEs: Death Eaters, yes. Harry, pointing to Voldemort: And that's Tommy. Harry, pointing to Pettigrew: Oh and that's the traitor, the one who really got my parents murdered by Tommy, Peter Pettigrew. Fudge: Tommy? Harry: Yeah. Harry, seeing everyone's confusion: Oh, sorry, my bad! I forgot that not everyone knows Voldemort's real name... Harry, pointing to Voldemort: That's Voldemort. Everyone: *Screaming, panicking, fainting, throwing up* Harry: Oh, come on! He's fucking stunned and I could just kill him right now infront of everyone if that makes you all feel better! Fudge: Please, do that. I, as Minister of Magic, give Harry Potter a special permission to use a Unforgivable Curse to kill the one know as Lord V-Voldemort. Harry: Fine. Harry, pointing his wand to Voldemort: I guess it's bye forever now, Tommy. See you never. Avada Kedavra. Everyone: *Relief sighs* Moody/Crouch Jr: NOOOOOO! MY MASTER! Harry: Oh, forgot about you, honestly. That's not Alastor Moody, guys! That's actually Barty Crouch Jr on Polyjuice! Snape: And how do you know that? Harry: I just know. If you don't believe me you can wait until the effect of the potion is gone. Snape: Oh, we will. Harry: Okay, but can I please go to sleep then? I'm fucking tired. Dumbledore: Of course you can, my boy. Harry: Please, grandpa Dumbles, I'm not biologically yours, so don't call me that. Dumbledore: Snape: McGonagall: Flitwick: Sprout: Hermione: *facepalms* Hermione, grabbing Harry: Ron and I will take Harry away now, everyone! He's clearly exhausted... *Gryffindor common room, after Ron & Hermione dropped Harry into the boys dormitory* Ron: Hermione? Hermione: Uh? Ron: Did Harry really called Dumbledore 'Grandpa Dumbles' and got away with it? Hermione: Pretty much, yeah.

[therealvinelle]

The Man Who Would Be King is such a delight! I've reread it thrice and it's make my MotherKiller brain worms worse.

What actress would you want to portray Lily?

Thank you!

Look, @theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin, praise!

We'd cast Jodie Foster, no competition. She has that doe-eyed fragile but determined look, there's a quiet fierceness to her. One could say she made such an impression in her role as Clarice Starling.

@theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin, any other contenders?

[north-park]

Why is Clyde "motherkiller" Donovan victim of mpreg jokes in both TFBW and PD?

[motherkills]

motherkills >>> motherskills 

[firecrackrz]

sorry if i sound obnoxious or clingy or w/e but i REALY WANNA SEE JACK NOIR CITY IMPOROVEMENT POST PLZ :O

I FUCKIGN LOVE TALKING ABOUT THINGS ITS OK (GRIPS YOU BY THE SHOULDERS/LH)

SPADES SLICKS GUIDE TO CITY IMPROVEMENT (SSGTCI) TIME

key points before i start barking:

- this is where the SS sprite edit comes from (sort of. i made the edit before i made the au)

- dad egbert is alive (somehow) ((this is important later))

- no jack noir has died in this au (including LJE. see previous au post)

ANYWAYS. i will try to be less insane this time but i just love love love love love talking about my stupid self-indulgent aus thank you 4 enabling me/LH

there are... two major storylines in this au! one is significantly more important (it's about spades slick and. helping the ~~4~~ 8 kids run the kingdoms) ((which i then ended up scrapping the kingdoms part in favor of my own earth c layout because. tbh i just don't like the kingdoms idea lol))

the more important storyline is about how after a few years after the end of homestuck/the start of earth c etc. etc. the ~~kingdoms~~ cities aren't doing so well (as they would because. do you really think 8 young adults would know how to run cities??? no!!!/lh). john is approached by slick because. hey. you know what slick did. (built an entire city up from nothing)

after a minor (see: Dave going "hey what the fuck aren't you supposed to be dead" to slick and getting stabbed in response) inconvenience, slick is allowed to see what the fuck the 8 are doing in terms of city planning. slick is not impressed. (he might not have had a big role in running midnight city after it got itself off the ground but... he still knows how to run a place and this aint how you'd do it).

shenanigans ensue (as they should) and then the other storyline collides with this one

the other (less important) storyline is about what happened to jack (bec) after he hit the ground during Collide ((this is where dad egbert is important)). jack is nursed back to health by dadbert instead of ms paint (because while i like that scene (jacks face was funny) i just need to set up this rarepair or i will die/lh) and... this entire storyline is just jack learning how to be a better person. jack still leads the felt (because slick is off doing something else ((see: city related things)) and this is where it would collide with the first one. jack and slick form a truce because as much as jack would probably like to destroy things with his new gang, slick doesn't even have a crew to fight against the felt with and... he's also too busy working on the city. and mr. egbert is another reason

John is slightly concerned that his dad is tagging along with that motherfucker (more aptly motherkiller/JOKE) but all is well (aside from the city. it is not well/j)

rambling over i have no more specifics to name

[goddamnwebcomics]

Yeah that's cool, but why did Stunt kill his own mother?

Look, I am not one of those Twitter people who think depicting people doing bad things means you endorse those bad things, but if you're gonna drop a reveal that Stunt killed his own mother, we'd at least know the context of why he did it? Was his mother brainwashed? Did Stunt kill him for fun? Did he kill his mom in self-defense? Was he paid to do it??? Like, if you just explained that, then we would figure out how are we supposed to react to Stunt?

This was easily Worst of the Sendoff Trilogy, because it doesn't feel like a sendoff unlike Nimmel and Gregory's arc, it's just Mookie dedicating an entire arc to his ridiculous concept of a land. In that way the land of Wild Edge was in starring role and not Stunt, because he didn't go through any development besides realizing poaching is bad, and now the woman he has known only for less than a month knows he's a motherkiller. Again, you might as well have killed Stunt in this arc, and have his corpse be eaten by the LOL WACKY BRITISH SLIME

[seishiroumostfuckedupsakurazuka]

You motherfucker

I've said this before, it's motherkiller.

Say it with me Mo-ther-KILL-ER

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

"I don't pick favourites between my ~children~ ships" this made me imagine a hilarious family reunion.

you as the mom cooking up dinner for your kids Tom, his twin Marvolo and their brother Aro (it could be Carlisle instead but I'm thinking Aro would be more likely to survive a childhood with two Toms relatively safely and sanely).

they all promised they're finally bringing their significant others to meet you and Vinelle! you're really looking forward to getting to know Alphard, Lily and Carlisle!

"Wow, you all have a type, huh" - me

[chaitanyabharatnews]

प्यार में धोखा मिला तो मां ने स्तन पर जहर लगाकर बच्चे को दूध पिलाकर मार डाला

चैतन्य भारत न्यूज कहते हैं मां भगवान का रूप होती है लेकिन साउथ अफ्रीका के मपुमलंगा से एक ऐसा मामला सामने आया है जो आपको हैरान कर देगा। दरअसल यहां एक महिला अपने पार्टनर के अफेयर की बात सुनकर काफी दुखी थी। जिसके चलते इसने गुस्से में आकर अपने 11 महीने के बच्चे को स्तनपान के दौरान जहर देकर मार डाला। इतना ही नहीं बल्कि इस महिला पर अपने कुल 4 बच्चों की हत्या करने का भी आरोप लगा है। 4 बच्चों की हत्या करने वाली इस मां का नाम जिन्हले माडिट्ला है। अदालत ने अब माडिट्ला को दोषी करार दिया है। अदालत में सुनवाई के दौरान वकील ने जज साहब से कहा था कि जिन परिस्थितियों में माडिट्ला ने यह हत्याएं की उन्हें देखकर ऐसा लगता है कि माडिट्ला को दिमागी इलाज की जरुरत है। इसके बाद माडिट्ला को मानसिक इलाज के लिए भेजा। कुछ हफ्ते बाद मिडलबर्ग हाईकोर्ट को माडिट्ला की रिपोर्ट सौंपी गई जिसमें बताया गया कि माडिट्ला ट्रायल के लिए अदालत में उपस्थित होने के लिए पूरी तरह फिट है। अब हाल ही में हुई सुनवाई के दौरान जज ने माडिट्ला को अपने ही चार बच्चों की हत्याओं का दोषी पाया। जिन बच्चों की हत्याएं की गई थी उनमें 4 और 8 साल की दो बच्चियां और 7 साल का एक बच्चा तथा 11 महीने का एक दुधमुंहा बच्चा भी शामिल था। (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); खबरों के मुताबिक, अदालत में माडिट्ला ने बताया कि जब उसे पता चला कि उसका पार्टनर किसी अन्य महिला के साथ रिलेशनशिप में है तो उसे गहरा सदमा पहुंचा था। इसके बाद उसने अपने चारों बच्चों की हत्या करने की योजना बनाई। महिला ने चूहों को मारने वाला जहर  अचार और रोटी में मिलाकर अपने तीनों बच्चों को खिला दिया। जबकि नवजात बच्चे को मारने के लिए अपने स्तन पर जहर लगाकर बच्चे को दूध पिलाया। महिला ने बताया कि वो खुद को भी मारना चाहती थी। ये भी पढ़े... प्रेम विवाह से नाराज पिता ने की गर्भवती बेटी की बेरहमी से हत्या पत्नी की हत्या कर पति ने पुलिस को किया फोन, कहा- मुझे आकर गिरफ्तार कर लो, बच्चा सो रहा है, मैं नहीं आ सकता नाबालिग भाई ने दी लव मैरिज करने की सजा, प्रेग्नेंट बहन की गोली मारकर कर दी हत्या     Read the full article

[sexysilverstrider]

look at him. he is my favourite character. i hate him so much. motherfucker.

[miraculouslycool]

this motherkiller is solely responsible for making me a cat person after two decades of being alive i hate him so much

[lol-jackles]

Did you see the new episode 14x19? They made Sam and Dean look like the bad guys and Jack a poor victim

Uh huh, sure they did (edit: I’m being sarcastic in case you noobs can’t tell).   This reminds me of the scene in “Beat the Devil” when Sam was killed by vampires and Dean had to leave his body behind in order to get the civilians to safety like he did in “Red Meat”.

What Destiels shippers saw: It’s the end of the toxic codependency, literally!

What Bibros saw: Dean is so OOC, he should have stayed and gotten killed by the vampires too!

What General Audience saw: Sam died horrifically and Dean is so devastated that he goes mute and keeps seeing Sam’s death in his mind, ignores the civilian trying to give him sympathy even though she also just lost someone the same time Sam died * holy shit the Sam and Lucifer scene was amazing balls!* and at base camp Dean is about to return for Sam’s body when…

“Jack in the Box” airs.

What Destiel shipper saw: Dean would end the world if it means saving Sam, but Jack makes one little matricide mistake and it’s all over for him.  Fuck Dean!

What Bibros saw: I hate Mary so I don’t know why Dean is so sad and mad.   Sam, you’re supposed to be Jesus (even though Mary was alive during actual Jesus’ lifetime) so why aren’t you embracing your motherkiller son?

What General Audience saw: I should call my mom to say I love her because men loves their mothers more than their wives (it’s true).  Will Dean’s plan work or *holy shit the tension is unreal!*  will Sam break down sobbing and expose the ruse?  Will Jack snap and realize something is up and stop sloooowly going in the box?  Will the box hold?  Is Jack mad?  Was Sam glad he broke out?

I kept thinking Dean is like the disciplinary dad putting Jack on time out while Sam is the sad mom forced to lock up his sociopathic son, just like the time on Games of Thrones when Dany locked her two dragon children in a dungeon to keep them from killing innocent people.  The dragons later broke out of their prison to join the battle, kind of like Jack breaking out of the box after less than 15 minutes to maybe join the “epic battle” next week.