#bartemius crouch junior

[im-in-a-love-cult]

Random marauders headcanons!!

Sirius does not like physical touch unless it's a bro hug with James or Remus is touching him. He can make an exception if someones really upset tho

Regulus is one of those people who smoke then aggressively cough after. He tries to hide it when he smokes with Barty and Evan but he doesn't do great 😭

Barty is either sickly sweet to people (Pandora, Dorcas, Lily, Evan ect) or grabs at every opportunity to insult them (James, Sirius, not as much Remus funnily enough). And if he actually hates them he just punches them

Peter can breakdance strangely well??

Marlene doesn't wear makeup apart from an eyeliner pencil. Not in a pick me kinda way she just genuinely does not know what the fuck to do 😭

Regulus's favourite chocolate is white, and he loves sugar. Sirius is the opposite, he likes dark chocolate and doesnt mind sugar but it's definitely not his favourite

Dorcas is genuinely so sarcastic and funny, but Pandora does not understand sarcasm. My girl is confused

Peter is a silent judger. He will give you dirty looks and side eyes but if you ask what the problem is he's like 'nothingg...'

Mary really suits red and wears mostly that but she buys all her room decorations pink

Lily's favourite flowers are daisies. James always gets her Lilys and she finds it endearing, she doesn't tell him that tho (i love jegulus too don't bite me)

Majority of them smoke but Sirius, Remus and Barty do it most often. Remus doesn't like Sirius doing this. On the contrary, Pandoras never touched a cig in her life

Sirius and Regulus both have French accents, but Sirius's fades over the years. Of course, in some words he has a little French flair.

Pandora lets bugs crawl on her unless it's a hosile one. In that case, she gently scoops it of her and puts it where its safe

Lily and mary lie next to eachother in bed with facemasks on and they just sit in comfortable silence

Dorcas has really long natural nails. Her and Marls are both on the asexual spectrum so she doesn't need to trim them unless it's once in a blue moon.

Marlene sits cross-legged like a child whenever she can (same)

[not-rab]

Barty: Why do you look like that?

Regulus: Like what

Barty: Like you’re dead

Regulus: It’s because I’m dying, leave me here to perish

Pandora: Regulus accidentally called Potter “James” in front of everyone today

Regulus: *sobs on the floor*

[littleliterarylesbian]

I think people need to use Barty to explore the thin line between brilliance and insanity more.

[or-we-could-take-a-walk-together]

Regulus: I’m gay.

Barty: so? Be gay

[siriuslygay1981]

Evan: Oh, would you look at that. It's the bane of my existence

Barty: And here is the light of my life. How are you, sweetheart?

[themortalityofundyingstars]

fifteen year old regulus black thinking sirius left because he wasnt a good enough brother or he did something wrong so he became cold and calculating to make sure nobody could hurt him unless he let them.

he had made the friends he needed and didnt let another person in until james.

"i'm only cryptic and machiavellian cause i care"

[risetherivermoon]

Barty bites people

like not in a sexy way, he’ll space out and just randomly chomp on the person next to him (usually evan or regulus)

[phantomgrimalkin]

(rosekiller after remus has managed to piss off regulus) Barty: Fuck. Okay. How do we save Lupin’s hide? Evan: Well, a good tanning agent will protect the skin after it’s removed… Barty: Not what I meant, but I’m into this.

[florsial]

Slytherin!Barty def has a place in my heart but the idea of Ravenclaw!Barty is also fun when you get the idea of that man tricking people into thinking he’s in slytherin by wearing Evan’s or Regulus’ slytherin tie. Plus he’s always in the slytherin dorms anyways so newer students just assume he’s a slytherin. He doesn’t bother to correct them lol

[cazzythefrogking]

marauders incorrect quotes pt 184

The Squad using an Ouija board Regulus: Tell us… Is there a spirit in this house? Spirit, through the board: YES. Barty: Great! Rent is due on the first of the month. Evan: Oh, and movie night is on Friday if you want to hang out. Spirit: WAIT, WHAT—

[myriadparacosm]

The Marauders but in the Tinker Bell universe

Queer fairies natural habitat.

[gods-graveyard]

Evan, talking to an exasperated Pandora- I want someone worthy of our bloodline, someone powerful and competent to fuel my ambitions.

Bartemius Crouch Jr, running away from Regulus Black rapid firing hexes, turning around to stick his tongue out. Only to trip and fall over a bannister and land head first into a bush.

The bush sets on fire with his legs still sticking out.

Evan, already planning his wedding robes- I suppose he's good enough.

[not-rab]

Pandora: You shouldn’t have messed with the dream team. Now we’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship!

Barty: And this knife I found

[jumbleofw0rds]

Marauders stan: My favorite ship is rosekiller!! Lightning era stan: whaT THE FUCK

[siriuslygay1981]

Barty shifted to the side, his heart beating rapidly. He felt shaky and like he might throw up. Clearing his throat he let his eyes jump to where Evan sat next to him casually.

He looked fucking beautiful,like always. His blonde hair was ruffled by the wind, his face slightly flushed. Barty watched with no little amount of affection as Evan closed his eyes and smiled.

"I love you." The words were out of his mouth before the words even formed in his mind.

The leafs around them rustled, the wind pushing against them. Bartys mouth open and closed, his stomach forming a black pit.

Fuck.

"uh.." Evan said awkwardly

"oh-" it felt like the word was punched out of him. Breathless and full of pain.

"yea...no YEA i-i was just- mm I'm going to..."

His limbs felt weird, his whole body felt out of place, his cheeks were warm with embarrassment. He cursed himself out mentally as he scrambled up and ran to the castle with a crumpling face and a breaking heart.

He didn't hear the faint call of his name too busy berating himself, he wiped at his face angrily and forced himself to keep going.

Way to go, ruin another friendship you idiot

__

Evan sat at the lake dumbfounded.

What the fuck.

He stared at the spot where Barty bolted from, his eyebrows pinched together. His heart thudding against his chest wildly, he pushed his hair out of his face as he tried to process everything that just happened.

What the fuck.

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Voldemort: Are you sure you can pull this off?

Crouch Jr.: [disguised as Moody] CONSTANT VIGILANCE!

Voldemort:

Peter:

Crouch Jr.: Don't worry, I got this. It's a Mad-Eye thing.

Peter: ...Did he just refer to himself in the third person?

Voldemort: Um...fourth person, I think?