#music joke

[vintage-tech]

(insert joke regarding how this candy is the fire for your desire, how Robert DeNero's waiting for some candy, the candy is really saying something, or it's a snack for your cruel summer)

[angelosearch]

becoming a therapist to help people: tired

becoming a therapist to heal yourself: wired

becoming a therapist in hopes that one day you have a client named annie and you can ask them if they are okay: inspired

[autistic-autumn]

Children who are like four aren't minor's, they're dimished's

[squareofshape]

me hearing an unfamiliar string quartet piece in 3/4 time: waltz' all this then

[harmonizedhero]

Had a music cd once but i didnt really want it, so i traded it in for something else. All i got was a nickleback

[some-pers0n]

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

[daily-spooky]

[hollenka99]

Odysseus: 600 men making our way back home to Ithaca!

*Polyphemus swings his club around*

Odysseus: 593 men making our way back home to Ithaca.

*Poseidon wipes out the other 11 ships in the fleet*

Odysseus: ...43 men making our way back home to Ithaca.

*Elpenor's drunk ass falls off Circe's roof*

Odysseus: 42 men making our way back home to Ithaca, I guess.

*Scylla targets the torch holders*

Odysseus: 36 men making our way back home to Ithaca. Put that sword away, Eurylochus.

*Zeus strikes the ship with lightning*

Odysseus: 1 man making his way back home to Penelope and Telemachus. And by the gods, I will somehow make it.

[catchymemes]

[brawltogethernow]

Ominous howled rendition of "Silent Night" recorded in the woods at 1AM this morning.

[liamrev]

Rule 1 of improv: always say yes and

Rule 2 of improv: say that shit with your chest

Rule 3 of improv: be your own fuckin best friend

[ihavereturnedtotmblr]

what if the remaining band members of the beetles and queen came together to form a complete band...?

QUEEN BEETLE

[charowon]

Throwback to the Circe Saga

[soapdispensersalesman]

[jellyjamheadobb]

The whole club was indeed looking at her

original post (bc I didn’t realize it was from here 💀): https://www.tumblr.com/crazykt/665683092725497856/she-got-the-boots-with-the-fur#

[peanutseagle]

guys i think they might be dating