#music jokes

[punstars]

[mr-craig]

If you ask a math rock musician for an autograph, they’ll just smear herbs on your album. They can’t resist weird thyme signatures.

[spoonful116]

Drinking game: listen to 1 Hozier song and take a small sip every time he says a term of endearment, sin, or a reference to being drunk.

WARNING DO NOT DO THIS WITH MULTIPLE SONGS

[sureshsingaratnam]

Yes, I AM reposting this joke of mine from a few weeks ago. Its implementation needed an upgrade. 🤷🏾

[charliepunningstar]

"Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera. Enjoy the dad joke :]"

That was so good! No 🎵notes🎵!-🌈

[geekysteven]

What Abba never mentioned is that Dancing Queen is really a figurehead position. All the real power is in the hands of Dancing Parliament.

[jaybuilds]

Tears for Fears - Head Over Heels, probably

…….

Look, all of us just want some escapism. Why else do we woosh around our little plastic dudes?

[mothman-at-the-vampire-mansion]

I wanna open a music score called just the bassics and we just sell bass instruments

[statikkpillz]

"when you're happy, you enjoy the music. when you're sad, you understand the lyrics"

deepest song fr

[punstars]

[aint-talking-bout-love]

Jeez AI, you’re harsh- 💀

[atombombbaby]

Right Said Fred Redemption 2

[gaasublarb]

I giggle a little on the inside when someone draws Hobie's back logo with six legs.

It's BeatlesMan now

(applause if you did the joke on purpose

high five if you did it on accident)

[vera-dauriac]

Hubby just sent this to me, and I both groaned and snorted in a most unladylike fashion.

[sureshsingaratnam]

So what had happened was, a couple years ago, I decided I should write a few new arrangements of Christmas carols for brass quintet and record a brass quintet Christmas EP. I thought it would be hilarious to design 5 Ugly Christmas Sweaters to wear in the music video for one of the tracks on the EP.

THEN I realised most musicians aren’t going to spend that much money on an Ugly Christmas Sweater, so yesterday I made a few “more affordable” versions (a.k.a. simple sweatshirts). All of these (and a few more) are now available in the merch store.

https://oholyknit.com/

[omi-papus]

Man our girl really did it

We talk shit on Robin on this blog but we cant deny that she really done did it.

She synthesized a picture perfect guy

six feet tall and super strong

and it seems they always get along.

Shes really bested everyone honestly.