#my .. dad ..

[shadowstemplex]

Little sketch of the dog

[vampryn]

nine inch nails at woodstock '94 by joseph cultice

[blasphemy-no-repentance]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

incomplete list of fun stories about my dad:

at uni he and half a dozen of his friends stole a half-ton stone statue of a lion from another college, got it on a barge, and hoisted it up under London Bridge where it was found hanging the next morning

my mother and I once lost him at Trafalgar Square and he told us later he was just sitting on top of the plinth of Nelson's Column waiting for us. we never found out how a 55-year-old professor who barely ever went outside scaled a 6 metre bronze relief of the Battle of the Nile or why he thought we would look for him up there

he worked for the UN for a while and ended up in Prague on a research trip in the '60s. within three hours of landing he'd ditched his government handler and found his way to an underground anti-Soviet resistance speakeasy

he was raised Catholic. when the Vatican came out against the birth control pill he formally left the church but only after screaming "all you care about is controlling women" at his priest in public and sending the Pope a personal hate letter

when I emailed him to tell him I had started seeing a nonbinary person he wrote back with a six-paragraph rant about how much understanding of the wondrous variety of human experience had been denied to his generation

he got invited to an event at Buckingham Palace back in the '80s and responded with a letter addressed directly to the Duke of Edinburgh saying he might try and make it if he didn't have anything to do at work or anything he wanted to watch on TV that day

one time I was on a bus with him and he saw someone he thought was doing a cosplay but he was very wrong and basically went up to a stranger who was out having a perfectly normal time and complimented her on looking like a robot assassin

he started a formal debating society in his nursing home without any of the staff knowing about it

[rigorwhoretis]

every deer my dad shot, he’d let me paint its nails and pet it because I always felt so bad for it

[lillykatt1273]

I showed my dad this image and he agrees with this heavily and it's honestly fucking hilarious to me

[ihni]

Please enjoy this fantastic old photo from 1969 of my dad, dressed in his newly purchased highly fashionable outfit. (Also note the painted clogs)

[ironiccircuits]

My dad texted me this

[allseeingmoth]

my dad uses chatgpt to make art for him and yesterday he was like "fine, you're an artist. if you don't want me using AI then you can draw me a picture of a duck using an egret to push a goose down a hill" so I did. Thought Tumblr might appreciate the anti-ai goose.

[lacemyribbons]

“I am a puzzle of longing, piecing together affection in the echoes of absence, where every touch feels like a quest for the love I never knew.”

[jasontoddsguns]

My dad, who just got his teeth pulled: He only gave me novocaine- I’m not drugged.

Also my dad, seeing our cat: Mr. whiskers. His whiskers are so beautiful. He has the best whiskers. Very dignified.

[thatmultifandomchick]

An actual conversation between me and my father.

[murderofravens]

i am very normal about him btw i'm not at all insane i'm very sane and normal. and not atall insane i'm normal i'm normal i'm normal i'm normal I NEED HIS BIG FAT WET COCK TO PUNCTURE A HOLE THROUGH MY THROAT PLEASE

[apollodd]

🌟🐦🦜🌟

I don't know the authors of the art I used, but I hope they don't mind.

I love DamiJay and I also love Batlanter

[rutharidiangelo]

definition of he/they

[dallmustdie]

Whenever I'm watching My Chem videos with my dad, he is LOCKED IN.

ESPECIALLY if Gerard is on screen.