#my darling seph

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the sibling angst one i don't have a title for:

Maddie's favourite artist is billy joel, because it reminds her of singing his songs in the car with the entire family, despite it not being her music taste at all

Thijmen leaves his siblings little notes in their pockets, bags, everything to be honest. only half of them get found, but they always light up their days.

Rose is enby! she uses she/her out of convience and because she doesn't really care about pronouns, but she has very little connection to gender.

Rose and Maddie barely ever talk one on one but Maddie sends Rose song recs and Rose gives Maddie dried flowers and plants and pictures she takes on her walks

Every once in a while Thijmen goes to the part of their neighbourhood that's basically empty and screams as loud as he can to release all the anger from being the one who has to deal with their parents

seph saves the world (angsty edition):

seph did not make any personal connections at the start because she didn't believe it was something she was capable of

seph has a hard time understanding love

there's this one guy whose name i cannot remember but it's in a notebook somewhere, who just kept trying to talkt to seph until she gave in. they have a conversation about how he shouldn't care about seph since she'll die as soon as they're done fixing the world. he tells her that just because it won't last long it doesn't mean that it doesn't matter.

he's also there when she dies. she thanks him for showing her the good side of humanity. he says that the time they spent together is worth the hurt of losing her.

after her death a family of crows settles in the headquarters garden. every morning one of them greets the guy and he believes that it's seph, returning to earth as a part of nature (it is)

[serethereal]

hello my favourite torment lab rat ✨

send me a ✨ and i’ll assign you a picture from my camera roll

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

WAIG OF THATS CREEPY YOU KNOW ME I’M JUST TOO EMBARRASSED TO BE CLINGY IN MAIN

honestly there are two people in mind for who you could be and it's mildly amusing that i don't know which

[calledkore]

@wornempathy​: ❛ maybe next time you can come with me. ❜

"To Asgard?" There is incredulity in the Persephone's voice, mixed alongside the laughter. She should not laugh, not at her dear friend, but the very concept of it was something that both women knew well enough would not happen. Not without consequence. "I doubt your husband would be so welcoming."

She could not speak to the Allfather's sense of philoxenia, but she doubted if he would so openly welcome other pantheons among his halls, not from the stories that Freya had woven for her -- of his wanton destruction of the realm of the Jötunn, of his outright refusal to call his wife by her Vanir name, of his need to understand things that were beyond him, and the FEAR he had for things that fell outside of his control.

She would sooner meet him in her domain than to grace his halls.

𝑩𝑨𝑹𝑩𝑰𝑬 𝑰𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑵𝑼𝑻𝑪𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺

[altocat]

sephiroth but he has too many sore knots so angeal and genesis take him for an intensive massage!

Sephiroth: *THRASHING AROUND*

Genesis: "Come on hold still. It'll take like five minutes. Seriously, Seph. This is for your own good."

Sephiroth: *GROWLLL*

Angeal: "She's just gonna work out a few knots, man. It's not going to hurt. We're here with you."

Sephiroth: "If she touches me, you die."

Genesis: "REALLY now. So dramatic. You REALLY needed this, didn't you?"

Sephiroth: "I do not require any assistance, physical or otherwise."

Genesis: "That's not what you said to me last night ;)"

Sephiroth: *Snarling*

Angeal: "Easy, easy."

Sephiroth: "She's touching me."

Genesis: "That's typically how massages work, darling. Just give her some room. Shouldn't take long at all."

Sephiroth: "For me to break your necks, yes."

Angeal: "Relax. You're a war hero, right? This is nothing."

Genesis: "I know that look in his eye. He's gonna start monologuing."

Sephiroth: "I will never forgive either of you for this."

Genesis: "Here we go."

Sephiroth: "You are dead to me. Dead and buried. I will start with her and end with the two of you. You are ex-variables in my existence. My new claim on life is smiting your presences from reality as I should have done long ago. The second I am mobile you both will know the murderous sting of my--(=✪ᴥ✪=)"

Angeal:

Genesis:

Sephiroth: (=✪ᴥ✪=)

Angeal: "....did it work?"

Genesis: "How bad was that knot, Seph?"

Sephiroth: (=✪ᴥ✪=)

Genesis: "Oh goddess, we broke him."

Sephiroth: ✨(=✪ᴥ✪=)✨

[rottenpumpkin13]

"So you two practically grew up together." "Yeah, he had the honour…" Genesis replied, giggling again. Angeal sighed, snatching the joint from his partner's fingers while he was busy staring at the girl's lips like a ripe fruit: "Maybe you should give it a rest, uh?" Genesis snorted, suddenly distracted from his handsome target: "Goddess, you are stiff, Geal. Perhaps you need it more than I do. Don't you think he should relax more, darling?" The girl laughed, suddenly scanning Angeal's biceps with the same intensity he had longed for Genesis' mouth: "Can he, sometimes?" Genesis chuckled again: "Oh, he does… especially when…" and he began to whisper something in her ear that made her blush instantly. "So that's what you mean when you say together…" Angeal took the longest drag from the joint, hiding his face in a cloud of smoke. The girl stole it and smoked again and looked right into his indigo eyes: "Always?" He smiled, and he saw Genesis smile in return as he began to nuzzle her neck. "Are you asking..." Angeal said, "or are you asking?" The girl, leaning into Genesis' first, tentative kiss under her ear, offered her hand.

Gorgeous concept, but I feel obligated to finish it with the sillies™

After a few minutes of back-and-forth kissing shared between the girl and Genesis, Angeal leaned in, feeling the sweet burn of the joint still between his puckered lips as he joined them.

He grazed his hand along the girl's back, feeling Genesis' fingers entwine with his absent-mindedly, the sweet smoke lingering in the air as a thick, sugared fog, curling their bodies and pulling them deeper into the haze.

And then something broke through the pleasure. Angeal's mind wandered, then a sudden flash reminding him of the third person—the one who wasn’t part of this but was no less high than they were. He caught Genesis' eye at that same moment, his own mako-blues widening in realization.

They turned in sync to look over at Sephiroth.

He stood with his back to them, utterly still, facing the wall.

".....Seph?" Angeal called out.

Sephiroth remained still.

"Sephiroth," Genesis tried.

Still nothing.

"Seph, are you okay?" Angeal called again.

Nothing.

Genesis sighed. "Sephiroth, you're high."

"Hello," Sephiroth replied.

"Oh my god."

[salternateunreality2]

Why Cloud doesn’t cook often aka Zack is a sympathetic crier (AGSZC)

Cloud: *chopping an onion* 

Zack: *walks in* hey Spi- oh buddy, what's wrong? Was it your squad being mean? Was it a puppy being cute? Was it GENESIS DOING BOTH?! *sobbing* Was it a tiny pigeon trying to hop to the nearest crumb?!?! 

Cloud: What? No, it's an onion…

 Zack: I KNOW, RIGHT *sobbing* IT'S SO SAD WHEN UNIONS DON'T GET COMPANIES TO BACK DOWN 😭😭😭 *glomping Cloud* 

Genesis: What's all the ruckus? 

Zack: *rocking Cloud back and forth* I'll protect you, Spiky! 

Cloud: I WAS CUTTING AN ONION

Genesis: *smirks* OH MY DARLING BOYS! Weep not, for your hero is here! Come here, under my wings, my doves! 

Cloud: Eep! *gets squished*

Zack: 😭 

Sephiroth: What is happening? Oh, are we smothering Cloud? 

Cloud: h e l p 

Sephiroth: Shhh, shhh, your tears are fruitless.

Cloud: AND YOUR DINNER IS GOING TO BE VEGETABLE-LESS

Angeal: *comes back from the store* What on earth...? 

Cloud: *being squished to death with love* 

Zack: 😭 

Genesis: 😈 

Sephiroth: 🐱 

Angeal: Let me guess, Zack saw you crying from cutting up onions, burst into tears, and attracted a malicious Genesis and touch-starved Seph to cuddle you? 

Cloud: I tried. I really tried to cut the veggies. 

Angeal: I'm sure you did. Rest in peace.

Cloud: NO! ANGEAL YOU WERE MY ONLY HOPE!

—-

Sephiroth: ... 

Zack: ... 

Pollen: ... 

Sephiroth: snii- 

Zack: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

—--

Watching Bambi requires industrial sized tissue boxes.

—--

Cloud: Zack is my emotional super puppy.

Person: You mean support? 

Cloud: No. 

Zack: I'M SUPER DUPER! ALSO 😭 CLOUD HAD TO SAY NO?! NOOOOOOO MY SPIKY!! 😭

[send-up-my-heart-to-you]

How did the infamous legend of hscki start?

are

are we famous???

well, darling anon, settle down and let me tell you a tale of old

it all started in november of 2023, when my parents decided to confiscate my and my sisters devices and ban us from tumblr. yknow, for shits and giggles.

my sister leta (@itadori-yujiii) was best friends with aylin (@moondust-on-the-hijabi) and they wanted to talk with each other, obviously. they had each others emails so they talked on google chat, but after a while they decided it was too risky (my parents were still watchful here)

so the two of them talked via a shared google doc, and leta gave access to me and our sister tina (@txna-blxckthorn) so we could talk to aylin too. so it was the four of us for a while

aylin started adding a few of our moots who wanted to talk to us (tho we were not close with them at the time) to this doc

this included nova (@rxsewqter), loife (@thx-sunsxts-addrxss), seph (@lxstletter), mini (@sxturn-to-mxrs), esme (@hijabi-desi-bookworm), and kitcat (@someonewhogotanaccount). some of them were close with each other, idk abt how

after a while it got chaotic and hard to keep track, and my parents were getting more lenient, so we just made a group on google chat and named it “hot girls” or smth i dont really remember

after getting scared that my mom would look thru and get mad at the name, we changed it to “halal girls” n then kept adding things to the name. strutting became an inside joke, so we became the halal strutting girls. cereal killers was also a thing, and obviously the ten of us are all from diff places, so hence we became the halal strutting cereal killers international, or the hscki for short. (arsonists was there at some point but it didnt stick fsr)

and then we get to the present day, where the hscki is a group of maniacal teen girls who would hold you at gunpoint if you look at them the wrong way

honestly? when that gc was made i was glad to talk to someone even if i didnt think we were that close. now????? if you told me to take a bullet for one of them, i’d do it without thinking. if you told me to kill someone for them i’d do it

those girls are my whole world. if you mess with one of us, you got the other nine girls going for your throat. i wouldn’t trade the world for them, and if you were to put mountains between us, we’d raze them down just to stay together

i love them with everything in me. they’re my weakness. i’d never been so serious than i am when saying this: even if we stop talking someday, we’ll meet someday.

to the moon and back, ya arwah roohi 🤍🤍🤍

[strayheartless]

I don’t know what this is, but here, have it:

Inspired by a conversation I had with @salternateunreality2 ❤️

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There’s something overtly satisfying about hearing the click of his heeled boots against the tiled floor of the Atrium. Genesis had always liked the sound, ever since he was a child. He remembered it was one of the few things he’d adored about his mother. Times when she decided to play happy families with them at party’s and would hold his hand and strut confidently across a room, her heels clicking in just the right way to make Genesis behave, lest the sound stop.

It’s why he’d chosen the caves as his secret place. The walls made hypnotic echoing noises when he yelled or stopped his foot. It had satiated an itch in his brain like nothing else could, and when he was in control of that noise? Unparalleled pleasure. Nothing could compete, not even Sephiroth.

He would not necessarily say it was a dirty secret of his. He wasn’t ashamed of allowing himself simple pleasures, and he never would be, but he was distinctly aware that the level of pleasure he got from it was not exactly typical.

Most people who like the sound of heels on hard wood, like it or find it sexy or some such thing. Genesis knew that when he said he liked the sound, that’s what others had thought he meant. Most people didn’t repeatedly yell into an echoey room and get breathless with excitement when the sound reached back to meet them.

Most people enjoyed it in moderation.

“Feeling inferior in size again are we commander Rhapsodus” Scarlet smirked at him as he approached the board room.

“Says the woman who’s made up of more silicone than muscle,” he drawled back at her. She scowled at him.

“I’ll have you know everything about my assets” she framed her chest sensually for effect. Genesis resisted the urge to stick a hat pin in her boob just to watch it deflate like sad balloon. “Are natural,”

He rolled his eyes at her. “Mm, well your assets are in the way of the door. Move,” he shoved past her into the room, ignoring her squawk of indignation when he made her stumble.

He hated the board room for many reasons. The front runner being that it never meant anything good when himself and his fellow first class were rounded up to talk to the president. The fact that the room was carpeted so he couldn’t hear his feet just made it worse.

Sephiroth and Angeal were already at the table. The former typing away on his PHS, while Angeal sat picking at his eyebrows in anticipatory stress. Genesis slid into the chair they’d left between them, feeling a little too happy to be between his boys rather than next to one of them. It made him feel important in the best ways.

“Stop that,” he said taking Angeal’s wrist to pull his hand from his brow. “I refuse to sleep with a man who has no eyebrows,”

“And yet you Sleep with Seph?” Angeal shot back cheekily, making Sephiroth look up and cut him a disparaging look. Genesis snorts inelegantly.

“He’s the only exception to the rule darling. What he lacks in eyebrows he makes up for with his hair and pecks alone.” He snickers and Sephiroth makes a confused noise.

“What is wrong with my eyebrows?” He asks.

“They are very pale,” Angeal pokes back.

Gen tries his best not to brake, “it’s alright darling, we love you despite this one flaw,” he croons, obnoxiously patting Sephiroth’s cheek.

“You are both unendingly insufferable,” muttered the General before turning to lightly bite at Gens palm.

Once affections had been stoked and polite Hellos given to every other person Gen could care less about, the meeting got underway. As they had all predicted it was more conjecture and pontification about what President Shinra expected to come from there efforts to retake East Wutai. The fact that it was not a particularly geo-strategic province seemed utterly lost on the man.

Genesis was getting tired of hearing Lazard relay the same information over and over again as certain members of the heads department put there opinions in where they were not welcome. As if these people had a clue what it was like on the front lines. As if they knew the numbers of men they’d be risking just to take a province for little more than a presidential ego boost. Genesis had just lost a battalion to the Southern Army’s advances and it never felt justified when he pushed open the doors of their strongholds and homes to find mothers and babies laying bloody on the floor.

His leg starts to bounce as he attempted to keep his focus. Bored out of his mind was a state Gen was intimately familiar with, and usually he had no problem showing it, but even he had a modicum of self control when it came to putting on a show for president Shinra.

The man held not only his job but probably his life in the balance at any given time. Genesis was idiotic, not suicidal.

A hand appeared on his knee making his leg stop. Angeal was putting enough pressure on it to hold it still and nothing else. Gens other leg started to bounce for a little while, but the shared look between Sephiroth and Angeal, over his head, meant that it didn’t take long for Genesis to be held down from both sides as the men silently implored him to focus.

It didn’t take long for him to start picking at his nail polish under the table just for something to do. His foot tapped at the floor but no satisfying sound came from it and Genesis had to stop himself from getting out of his chair to pace around the room. He was holding every muscle very tightly, trying desperately to not feel trapped by his lovers hands.

By the time the meeting finally ends and everybody is filing out, Genesis is rocking on his heels in the hall as he stands with Sephiroth while the man makes pleasant with Palmer.

Click, tak, click, tak, click, tak

Sephiroth puts a hand on Gens shoulder to make him stop. Genesis wants to scream, but instead moves away with a feigned glance at his PHS and slipping out of the conversation with a simpering “so sorry, I have recruits waiting for me in the training room.” He’s walking briskly away, the click of his heels soothing his brain as he heads to the elevator and spends a few isolated seconds bouncing on the balls of his feet and clicking his tongue like he’s calling a horse.

This is the bit he’s ashamed of. This is the bit that he can’t explain to anybody. The excess. The need to click his fingers over and over, humming old 80s tunes and making popping noises with his mouth.

He doesn’t know why he does it. Angeal always said he just had a lot of energy; one of his nanny’s had suggested he maybe had something wrong with him. He’d never been brave enough to find out.

When the elevator doors open, Gen shoots out at an impressive walking speed. He’s through the hall and into his apartment bathroom before he really registers it and he climbs into the empty bath tub with little thought as to why.

This room is echoey. He likes it like that. He likes hearing the water sounds bounce around the room and the reverberating sound his belt makes against the tiles when he undoes it.

Sometimes this room is too much. Sometimes the cave was too. He’d have days and days of trying to avoid loud noises and open rooms. Days when little sounds made him want to claw his ears off in a way that not even his beloved clicking heels could sooth. He had days where the only way he could stand to hear people talk was one at a time and in softer tones.

Today he needed more though. Today the sound was not enough and he needed the echoes to devour whatever was trying to break out of his skin.

Click, tak, click, tak, click, tak, click, tak

Snap, snap, snap snap snap, snap

Pap, snap, pap, pop, pap, snap

He’s so lost in the noise, his head back against the lip of the tub, his eyes closed, that he doesn’t realise the doors been opened. Doesn’t realise Angeal and Seph are in the room until he feels a calloused hand in his hair, and another one on his knee. This time there’s no pressure of restraint this time, just comfort, and he opens his eyes.

“Better?” Angeal smiles down at him, brushing his hair from his forehead to kiss it. Genesis hums at the contact.

“I’ll go get dinner started,” Angeal stood and Genesis let him go, looking over at Sephiroth a little sheepishly.

“Sorry,” he murmurs, “I know my clicking drives you mad.”

Seph shakes his head and quirks a lip at him, using the hand not on Gens knee to pull his hair back slightly to show Genesis his ears. In them sat a pair of small noise dampening earplugs usually used for munitions testing.

Huh. He couldn’t actually be mad at that. It felt like a good middle ground.

“I do not wish to upset you,” Seph said, clearly reading Gens face wrong. “I simply thought these would be a good compromise. This way you can click when you need to, and I am not frustrated by it.” Genesis smiled at him.

For all they bickered and challenged each other, Gen was so stupidly in love with him.

“It’s okay darling, you did good,” he places his hand on Sephiroth’s.

“Now, help me out of this thing!”

[zeroth-writes]

One In The Same -C.C Sephiroth- -Headcanons-

masterlist | request

Prompt: Hi, hope you’re still doing FF7 requests. Could you do some Headcanons where Crisis Core Sephiroth reacts to his s/o turning out to be a member of an alien humanlike race but his s/o never knew about it until now? Thank you!

Pairing: Sephiroth / Reader

Summary:

Word Count:

shocked

seph thought he knew everything about you

from your likes and dislike

the way you sleep at night

how long your shower is

everything

so when he found this out

he was shocked and upset

upset that you never told him

it never crossed his mind

that you didnt know yourself

so when he confronted you about it

he was beyond mad

he reread the papers over and over again

to make sure what he recalled was correct

before going to find you

you could tell sephiroth was mad

about what you had no idea

you recalled everything you could have done

but nothing came to mind

not even when he held up the manilla folder

and asked if you wanted to tell him anything

your head shakes as a frown falls to his lips

he hands you the folder will reading out snippets he’s memorized

he could see your face contort as you processed the words

before resting to a disconnected look

before you could move anywhere

sephiroth opened his arms for you

.once in his arms, words flew from your lips

about how you never knew

that you never once felt different

wondering if other will accept you

if sephiroth will accept you

once you spoke the last words

he pulled away to look you in the eyes

“its okay my darling, i’m here for you. always”

“we are the same, you and i.”

taglist: @asilverraven  

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rose loves to collect 'creepy' things like animal bones (her parents hate this but they treat her like she's fragile and don't say anything)

seph's 'true' form has black wings and claws (after spending a lot of time among humans human kind of became her default setting)

alissa (the ghost) is completely black and white except for her hair, that's bright pink

alissa is very salty about the fact that her best friend got their shared turtle in the divorce (moving away) and still uses it as an excuse to wake said best friend up in the middle of the night by singing u2 songs

maddie has the tendency to fall asleep on the floor listening to music

thijmen will pick her up and put her in bed when she does

a tree branch once fell on rose's head and now everytime they're around trees maddie keeps looking up to make sure it won't happen again

seph has never seen snow

maddie can't skate at all, but thijmen is very fast and will drag her along

rose died her hair pink because it's maddie's favourite colour

[lynnarang]

Afterglow

cw// smut (or rather what comes after)

Arang laid on her back, eyes tracing the bumps on her popcorn ceiling, panting heavily as she felt each individual bead of sweat trickle down her nude body. By her side, Sephina was in a similar state, with her wings splayed behind her as her arms weakly embraced her lover.

Seeing her girlfriend's nude, vulnerable frame, feeling her chest heave against her side as she took deep breaths, Arang felt lust stirring within her again-- but the angel was clearly way too exhausted for another round, and while the idea of violating a spent angel whose only defense was gasped pleading moans did sound enticing, the wolf-demon had enough self-control to swallow it back down.

Instead, her eyes landed on a peculiarity of Sephina's body, a set of 3 near evenly space lines that ran for several inches along her outer waist. While Arang was no stranger to scars, her own body covered in several, this was her lover's only one (or three, depending on how you counted it).

And it was one Arang had left herself.

Gently, the demon reached down and traced a finger down the length of one of the lines, sending a shiver and a soft moan to elicit from Sephina. The angel, whose eyes had been closed in a blissed out stupor until now, sluggishly opened her eyes and blinked up at her girlfriend.

"Babe...?"

Arang remained silent, thoughts flashing back to those vivid moments that had burned into her brain. The feeling of angel flesh beneath her claws, the glistening of golden blood reflecting the sunlight as it splattered across asphalt, the way Sephina's face had contorted--

"Ran!"

Arang snapped out of it just in time to catch her lover staring up at her with concerned eyes. Fuck, no matter what expression she made, she was always so pretty. Finally, the demon spoke.

"Does it still hurt?"

The angel sighed and shifted her shoulders upwards in barely perceptible shrug. "Sometimes. But what does it matter if it does? You have way more than me." "Because I-" "Yes, you left it. This was from you. But I was kind of asking for it at the time. If anything, I'm glad it left a mark, so I won't do something so stupid again." "Seph..." The angel reached up and stroked her partner's cheek, shushing her as she did. "Don't look so glum about it. You could have hurt me a lot worse back then, you had ever right to. But you didn't, and now we're both here together fucking each other's brains out and I, for one, could not be any happier with the situation." The gleam of her halo showed that she really meant what she said, but Arang was still left with doubts.

"I wanted to hurt you even more back then. I wanted to..." "I know, darling, that's why I'm so thankful that you didn't. Lord almighty you can be such a big puppy after sex sometimes." This brought a pout from the half-wolf, the desired response.

"I'm not a puppy..."

"Yes you are, you're my big strong puppy who gets all mushy about feelings because she feels bad about silly things that happened so long ago. " Sephina giggled, the muscular woman she was coiled struggling to find a retort. Eventually she gave up, instead leaning into her lover's embrace with a grumpy huff of breath.

"See, puppy." "Shut up before I change your mind about not pinning you down and fucking you again."

Arang growled out, drawing a nervous smile and a blush to Sephina's face. The thought excited her, perhaps even more so because her legs were too weak to do more than wiggle fruitlessly right now. But no, she seemed to realize it was probably in her best interest not to stoke the fire anymore than she had, instead closing her eyes and resting her head against one of her girlfriend's large breasts.

"...I love you Ran."

"I love you too Seph. I love you too."

[v0mitgh0st]

F/O Showcase: Sephiroth

How long we’ve been together: 10+ years

How I met him: I started obsessing over him through Kingdom Hearts ! He’s also the reason why I got into Final Fantasy as a whole as well !

Nicknames I give him: Sephi, Seph, Darling, Beautiful, Kitty

Emoji aesthetics: Green, angels, white, wings, stars, swords

He’s one of my first comfort characters growing up~!

‎✩°｡⋆⸜ 🪽🗡️♡🍃

[altocat]

fuck it, sephesis for all 15 questions

😈😈😈OKAY. LET'S DO THIS.

1. Which one is the better cook

They're both equally mediocre. Genesis is better with spices. Sephiroth is better at following directions.

2. What their love letters look like

Genesis,

I require your assistance in Room 108B tonight. The matter is urgent. I have verified your keycard. Please do not be late.

Cordially,

Sephiroth, Soldier First-Class

Seph,

HAHA Fuck you I knew you'd be the one to blink first. If you wanted a bit of action, I'd suggest someplace MORE romantic would be preferable.

Also why are you still signing your name like that? You're such a tool. Goddess, I fucking hate you.

-Gen

PS: Thanks for spotting me earlier, darling. Dinner is on me tonight. I found a new place I think you'll like. See you soon XOXOXOXO❤️

3. Which one outlives the other, and how they cope

Both of them are functionally immortal thanks to the Jenova cells. But both will have to face the future being completely separated from each other. Genesis copes by shaping up into the hero he was meant to be. Sephiroth...simply no longer remembers Genesis at all.

4.What they do on date night

Wander around the city long after everyone else has gone to bed. Genesis rambles on and on about Loveless or some petty drama he was involved in. Sephiroth simply watches him, quietly smitten.

5. How many kids they’ll have

Gen would like one or two eventually. He's very convinced he can coax Sephiroth into adopting.

6. How they decorated their bedroom

Gen's side of the room is covered with fancy art, scented candles, and a MONSTER of a bookshelf. Seph's side of the room is more nondescript, simply neat and organized, save for one or two of Gen's socks strewn carelessly about here and there.

7 Which one is the worse driver

Genesis. AKA Captain Roadrage.

8. What they argue about

EVERYTHING (they enjoy it)

9. Which one swears more

Genesis. Sephiroth never swears unless it's super serious.

10. What TV shows they watch together, and which ones they hide from the other

Gen has turned Sephiroth on to soap opera and reality television. Sephiroth PRETENDS to loathe them. Keyword being "pretends".

Genesis hides the fact that he also loves nature documentaries, despite the fact that Sephiroth loves nature documentaries.

11. What their first impression was of each other

Genesis: "This is the greatest day of my life he's real he's here Angeal pinch me I'm going to die I'm going to have a heart attack oh my god he looked at me I'm going to marry him my hero my idol my everything ASERDTFHYTREWRTHGREHGFDSDF ANGEAL PINCH ME"

Sephiroth: "He keeps staring at me. I don't think he likes me."

12. What they do for their anniversary

Anniversary spar!

13. Which makes a bigger deal of birthdays

Probably Genesis. Though Sephiroth honestly doesn't even know his own birthday. Really, Gen just wants an excuse to party.

14. What nicknames they call each other

"Pet", "Beloved", "Treasure", for Sephiroth to Genesis.

"Darling", "Dear", "Precious", and "ASSHOLE" for Genesis to Sephiroth

15. What they would change about each other

Sephiroth would rather not hear about Loveless ever again.

Genesis would occasionally like to punch Sephiroth in that smirking smugfuck face.

(Not a thing!)

[rottenpumpkin13]

The Firsts + Zack and Cloud are given a fan survey of who they would date in HQ if they had a choice.

AGSZC + A Fan Survey Interview

Q1: To start us off, how is everyone doing today?~

Sephiroth: I'm doing fine, thank you.

Genesis: I'm well, darling, thank you.

Angeal: I'm doing pretty good! What about you?

Zack: I'm great! Never felt better! *winks at the interviewer*

Cloud: I'm fine. Confused. But I'm fine.

Q2: I'm happy to hear that, guys! Our first question is a survey your fans are giving you. They want to know who you would date in the ShinRa HQ if you had a choice?

Sephiroth: So we have a choice?

Genesis: Yeah, did you not understand the q—

Sephiroth: My choice is to date no one.

*Zack and Cloud laugh*

Angeal: Seph, I don't think it works like that. You have to choose someone.

Sephiroth: But I have a choice. My choice is that I date no one.

Genesis: Let's say you're hypothetically hungry for love—

Angeal: Ew. Why put it like that?

Genesis: Let's say you're hypothetically pining for romantic connection.

Sephiroth: Which I'm not.

Genesis: HYPOTHETICALLY.

Zack: So, who would you choose?

Sephiroth: From HQ, correct?

Zack: Yeah.

Sephiroth: It could be anyone?

Cloud: Anyone. Wait, does that include us?

Interviewer: It can if you want to. But we're aiming to broaden the possibilities.

Zack: Oh I choose Cloud.

*Cloud, Angeal, and Genesis start laughing*

Sephiroth: That was fast! Care to explain?

Zack: Well, yeah. I mean, I'm already with someone—

Sephiroth: He has a girlfriend.

Zack: But I have to choose someone in the HQ, so why not my best buddy?

Cloud: Man, this is going to be awkward if I choose someone else now.

Angeal: Who do you have in mind?

Cloud: Um...? I don't know many women in the HQ.

Genesis: Wait, does it have to be a woman?

Angeal: I'm assuming you can be hypothetically bi.

Genesis: Oh I'm not hypothetical. And I choose Rufus ShinRa.

*Sephiroth, Angeal and Cloud are dying*

Zack: HAHAHA RUFUS SHINRA? THAT'S YOUR OPTION.

Genesis: What? He's rich.

Cloud: So all other qualities don't matter?

Genesis: Not at all.

Cloud: Fine I choose ShinRa too.

*Angeal and Sephiroth are ooh-ing*

Zack: I have never felt more offended in my life.

Genesis: Wait, we're a throuple!

Cloud: You, me and Rufus Shinra *They both start laughing*

Zack: You and me and Aerith would've be a throuple too!

Cloud: Oh shit, you're right. Can I change my answer?

Zack: No, no. You keep Rufus Shinra.

Angeal: Oh someone's jealous. Wait, why do you want to change your answer as soon as he brings up Aerith?

Zack: YEAH? WHAT THE HECK?

Cloud: That wasn't my intention, believe me.

Angeal: I'm going to to choose Cissnei.

Cloud: Fuck I forgot about Cissnei.

Sephiroth: The turk?

Angeal: Yeah. She's really nice. We're on good terms. There's also Elena...

Cloud: I forgot about every single woman that we know.

Genesis, laughing: You only have eyes for Rufus Shinra!

Cloud: I'm going to change my answer to Elena. She's really cool and we along well.

Sephiroth: I choose Director Lazard.

*Everyone loses it including the interviewer*

Angeal: LAZARD?

Genesis: WHY?

*Zack and Cloud are grabbing onto each other making dying seal noises*

Sephiroth: Think about it. He's the only other person asides from from you four that I get along well with.

*Genesis and Zack start singing careless whisper*

Angeal: That's a smart answer.

Cloud: That's an insane answer! How would you professionally date Director Lazard??

Sephiroth: How would you date Rufus ShinRa?

Cloud: Mine was a spur of the moment answer. You had time to think about yours.

Sephiroth: I'm not ashamed of my answer.

Interviewer: Alright so let's wrap this up. Zack, you would date Cloud. Cloud, you would date Elena. Angela would date Cissnei. Genesis wants to date Rufus ShinRa. And Sephiroth would date director Lazard.

Genesis: Group date nights would be a nightmare.

*Everyone laughs*

[salternateunreality2]

FF7 idiots play truth or dare. How does it go?

Zack: nonono, this is a FUN game, I used to play it all the time at sleepovers!

Genesis (his only sleepovers were with Angeal "ooh, it's almost 9:30, we should hit the hay" Hewley): sure, puppy

Angeal "ooh, it's almost 9:30, we should hit the hay" Hewley: I believe in you, Zack! Any dream-worthy and honorable game you suggest is fine by me :)

Sephiroth "lab rat" Crescent: ok

Cloud "social pariah" Strife: sure

Lazard "too busy trying to defeat his father to have sleepovers" Deusericus: sounds fun

Kunsel: ...🍿

Zack: ok...Cloud, truth or dare?

Cloud: dare

Zack: I dare you to do 20 squats!

Cloud: *squats* ok, uh, Genesis, truth or dare?

Genesis: dare

Cloud: I dare you to compliment Sephiroth

The atmosphere in the room cools considerably. Genesis smiles, like a shark.

Genesis: very well. Sephiroth has...long hair, I suppose.

Angeal: *sigh*

Genesis: Sephiroth, truth or dare?

Sephiroth: truth.

Genesis: excuse me, did you just pick truth because you were too chicken for a dare or because you're looking down on me?!

Sephiroth: I am not a bird?

Genesis: GASP! HOW DARE YOU LOOK DOWN ON ME!? MEET ME OUTSIDE IF YOU DARE! *dramatic exit*

Angeal: SIGH.

Sephiroth: did...did I do it right? Did I win? I answered the question, I am not a bird!

Zack: you did great, buddy! Your turn!

Sephiroth: very well, Lazard, truth or dare?

Lazard: truth

Sephiroth: what did you mean when you said I had a fine ass yesterday? I heard you mutter it under your breath, but I was on my way to a mission at the time and could not ask. I am unfamiliar with the vernacular.

Lazard:

Kunsel, Zack, and Cloud: 🍿

Angeal: 😳

Sephiroth: Director, are you well? You're very red!

Lazard: I'M FINE! IT MEANS I THINK YOU HAVE A HANDSOME BUTT.

Sephiroth: oh! Thank you. I think your buttocks are very proportional as well. I like looking at them sometimes.

Lazard:

Sephiroth: Director! Gentlemen, it seems as if he is really unwell, I will carry him home. Please excuse us.

Lazard: akakksjdjdjsjsjbdhsjdsj

Zack: *giggling* ok, bye Seph! I guess I'll go for Lazard then. Kunsel! Truth or dare!

Angeal: *is beginning to wonder if this game actually is all that dream-worthy and honorable*

Kunsel: dare!

Zack: STUFF AS MANY MARSHMALLOWS IN YOUR FACE AS YOU CAN *whips out a bag*

Kunsel: *complies*

Zack and Cloud: *much giggling*

Angeal: *fondly smiling*

Kunsel: alright, Angeal, truth or dare!

Angeal, who has nothing to hide: truth!

Kunsel: who do you have a crush on?

Angeal, who just found out he has something to hide: c-can I change my answer?

Zack: sure!

Kunsel: ok, I dare you to tell us who you have a crush on!

Genesis: *comes back inside, flipping off Sephiroth because Sephiroth denied him a duel due to needing to care for Lazard*

Angeal: GENESIS! I HAVE A CRUSH ON GENESIS!

Genesis: ...

Angeal: ...

Kunsel, Zack, and Cloud: 🍿👀

Genesis: My love, how...? Why...? You...! I HAVE LOVED YOU FROM THE MOMENT I MET YOU. You are too good for me and I never thought you could love me back! WHAT CRUEL FATE THAT WE FOUND OUT SO LATE?! MY DARLING BOY, MAY I KISS YOU?!

Angeal: *vigorous nodding*

Angeal and Genesis: *aggressive making out*

Zack, Kunsel, and Cloud: 👀

Angeal and Genesis: *aggressive making out*

Zack, Kunsel, and Cloud: 👁️👁️

Angeal and Genesis: *aggressive making out*

Zack, Kunsel, and Cloud: 😑

Angeal and Genesis: *aggressive making out*

Zack: this is like watching my parents make out...

Cloud: yep this is gross

Kunsel: time to leave

Zack: yep

Cloud: yeah

Zack, Kunsel, and Cloud:

Tl;Dr - it goes great, thanks for the ask!