#my sweet sweet baby

[joeldjarinmylove]

someone tell me why sam winchester is so girlfriend coded. like i believe he is a cis man (but maybe uses he/they pronouns?) but like. he is my gf. he is so gf.

[weedzkiller]

muse: solum. they/he/ze/it, queer. fallen angel. torn between redeeming himself for heaven and enjoying earth now that he's stuck here.

open to: m/w/x, friend.

plot: they are entranced by the magic of christmas and also the prospect of kissing, something they've never done before.

"mistletoe...." ze says softly, staring up with wide eyes at the strange little plant. it's pretty enough, with its shiny leaves and bright berries, but solum doesn't see anything special about it. "why does it make people kiss each other? i'm standing right underneath it and i feel fine. am i doing something wrong?" it can't deny that it's curious, but maybe mistletoe kissing was just a joke and it'll look foolish if it tries.

[hiraethwrote]

I DAG ER DET HEAS FØDSELSDAG HURRA HURRA HURRAAAAA

hi baby, i just wanted to pop in a wish you a happy birthday, hope you have the loveliest day. 🥳🥳 manifesting that figurine and good jjk leaks. 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

i’m sending you kisses and a lagkage 🎂🎂🍰💋💋😋😋

TUSEN TAKK ALBA, BETYR MYE 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

it means a lot that you took the time to stop by, feeling the love genuinely ❤️❤️ and appreciate the manifestation, believe me you guys will be the first to know when and if it actually is a figurine i’m receiving lol

remember your last update, and hope you’re doing okay and that i’m thinking about you 🫶🏻 sending hugs and kisses in return darling mwah

[vltbox]

angelic tapi…

[drasin]

me rn

[hyperfixationsatadhd]

Harry: *Show he's an alien*

Literally Everyone Else: Your an alien!

D'arcy: Your a dinosaur!

[chekhovswatergun]

hello sweetie. hello cupcake. hello my little delectable princess. hello my queen. hello my bubs. hello my boo boo boo xx

[the-kittens-of-vol-tron]

i DEMAND MORE PICTURES AND INFO ON YOUR CAT RN!

Ask and you shall receive <3

Name: Lucky <3333

Age: 14!

Nicknames: Pretty Lady, Old Lady, Grumpy, My Sweet Lady, Baby Girl, Baby, and Bitch (when she's being naughty)

Special Qualities: The ability to stand directly on my windpipe while I'm sleeping, along with pulling me out of a deep slumber for food. She also doesn't have any teeth so she has a signature blep (see photo below)

Likes: Plants (she will try and gum them to death), my space heater, anywhere I want to lay

Hates: That I don't feed her 20 times a day, car rides, me brushing her

[screwzara]

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A small creature walks up to. It has a flower in its arms.

"Umm, hi?"

It looks at you with tearful eyes, expectant. It's almost as if it's asking you to do something. You do not know what.

What do you do?

-- Sit down and try to figure out what its trying to say

-> Walk away

You tried to walk away but waddles closer to you. It starts crying.

You swear you can hear it say please.

What do you do?

-- Comfort it

-- Take the flower

-- Continue walking away

[johndonneswife]

[emptyshellofanillusionwizard]

mischievous baby

[ashole-x]

Can someone tell this specific Jake that I would give him the universe if he asked?

kthxbye

[gorescreamingshow]

he's listening and learning

[c-tepx]

honestly when I first saw this frame I thought "so laios is good at barking!"

but nope. literally a dog.

[sourkreem]

birthday hangout!! they went to jasons favourite shitty diner afterwards :)

not him eating a very sugary burger fondant cake

[wulfhalls]

u heard about doomed by the narrative now get ready for doomed by my mum and her coven of space eugenics cult sisters thru their 10k year long breeding program