Question for you!😁 Which Yandere marvel characters do you think would want/make their darling age regress? Because I see a lot of Yanderes who would want them to depend on them but which characters (even if it varies from era to era) would take it a step further. Even just to treat their darling like a teenager, I think a lot of them would and I’m curious who all you think would most likely? I love your writing and I hope you have a great day!
It's funny you should mention this, because I was recently imagining a situation where a lot of Marvel heroes (and maybe non-heroes) have a get-together and bring their age-regressed, abducted darlings. Like a party of the forced agere yanderes.
(This is outside the canon of "Safe Because I'm With the Apex Predator.")
Druig and Makkari's darling is by far the best-behaved; everyone compliments them on how well-behaved their darling is. Dressed in brightly-colored overalls and knee socks, their hair is neat (which can't be said for a lot of the darlings; they get unkempt when they physically struggle), they greet the other yanderes with a smile when asked, and they say "Yes, Daddy," and "Yes, Mommy," and the like, every time they speak to Druig and Makkari. They don't use any words that a seven-year-old couldn't.
It's clear from the look in the darling's eyes that they haven't caved under the mental stress of their abduction; there's still an awareness there. Occasionally even hostility. But they behave themself, because if they didn't do so by choice, Druig would just make them anyway. So many of the yanderes are lowkey jealous, not just of this darling's good behavior, but of the general vibe of mutual understanding that exists between them and Drukkari. When all the other darlings are going to a "play room", so the "grown ups" can talk in private, this darling calmly asks, "Mommy, can I bring my food with me?"
Makkari answers, "Yes," and kisses them on the forehead before they go.
Meanwhile, Thena and Gilgamesh's darling is absolutely feral. (Or, as one of the other yanderes politely says, "very rambunctious!") Darling's on a leash, and Darling's trying to chew through the leash. They're dressed in a form-fitting toddler onesie and mittens that make it hard to hold anything. They aren't trusted to feed themself, so Gilgamesh feeds them while Thena leads them around on the leash. When Gilgamesh greets people amicably, and Thena greets people with her aloof smile, their darling glares at whoever they're directed to greet and mumbles a grudging "hello".
None of them are embarrassed about this. Thena is amused and enjoys the friction, and Gilgamesh is chill. Looking at all the other captives, darling demands, "How come they're not on a leash?"
Gilgamesh chuckles, "Because you're still biting yours."
Repeatedly, this darling tries to run for it, and Thena nonchalantly reels them back with a firm tug, not even pausing her conversation with the other guests.
Sam and Bucky's darling is shyly clinging to Sam's side. They don't have to say hi to anyone, because Sam and Bucky both enjoy the fact that they don't want to. "They're shy," Bucky says, and Sam pats their head fondly. They're dressed like a very fashionable five-year-old: everything matches, and they have very snazzy tennis shoes. Bucky and Sam are asked where they bought that shirt, those shorts, that cloth cap.
While darling doesn't talk to or look at the other yanderes, they're fascinated with the other darlings. They're kind of scared of the struggling ones, but their eyes are drawn to something brightly colored: Druig and Makkari's darling. Pretty...And they look friendly... Darling accidentally makes eye contact with Druig, who raises an unimpressed (almost challenging) eyebrow, and they quickly look away. When Sam and Bucky eventually run into Druig and Makkari and start making small talk, darling keeps their face buried in Sam's shoulder, so that only one eye can see the colorful darling who's now staring right back at them, curiously.
"Hi," Drukkari's darling says. They're allowed to carry their own plate!
Sambucky's darling waves hello but does not leave the safety of Sam's side.
The Guardians of the Galaxy were not invited to the party, but they showed up anyway. Their darling is as rough-edged as you'd expect from someone who has to trade barbs with Rocket Raccoon on the daily. They're dressed in an outfit composed of articles that have each been scavenged separately. (And an anklet of what looks like braided wood but is really a part of Groot's body, which can at any time grow roots into the ground, preventing them from walking.)
Rather than sticking by their yanderes (like most if not all of the other darlings do, if not by choice then by force), this darling pretty much runs rampant through the room, sneaking food from the banquet tables and making an honest effort to quietly steal a sling ring from Dr. Strange. Occasionally, Rocket or Nebula or Quill shouts at them from across the room to put something down or otherwise stop doing what they're doing. Groot, in the role of the older sibling, sometimes goes to herd them back.
"In what way is that age regression, and not just kidnapping?" Strange asks.
"Oh, that?" Quill says. "They're just going through a rebellious phase. Groot did the same stuff."
Separately, Nebula muses to someone, "With a father as cruel as Thanos, I never believed myself to have much of a...nurturing side. But ever since we found- GET DOWN FROM THERE, OR I WILL THROW YOU THROUGH THE WALL!" she suddenly bellows.
"Up yours!" their darling shouts back.
"It's nice to be a mom," Nebula continues solemnly.
(Thenamesh's darling tries to convince them to cut their leash.)
Eventually, Mantis puts them to sleep, and Drax spends the rest of the party with them casually slung over his shoulder.
The Guardians are still probably asked to leave.
Dr. Strange's darling is behaving themself, but they have an attitude. They're terse, with their lips in a sour twist that clearly conveys that they would not be here were it not for their magical captor and his ability to appear anywhere they could think to run. Their clothes are impeccable (and have the look of a boarding school uniform), but their hair is messy, suggesting they did not intend for Stephen to have an easy time getting them here.
This darling is simultaneously annoyed by the darlings who make a spectacle of their attempts to defy their yanderes and disgusted by the darlings who obey too well. The way Sambucky's darling is coddled and doted on is unbearably cloying, but Drukkari's darling being allowed to hold their own plate just absolutely grinds their gears, because Strange's darling isn't allowed to do or have anything, without Strange acting as the middle man. They have to politely ask for each bite of food, politely ask for any book or activity they might use to entertain themself, politely ask to go to the bathroom...And Strange really would let them wet themself, if they didn't ask politely enough.
They drag their feet, when Strange walks over to Druig and Makkari and the golden darling themself. They cross their arms tightly, as Strange chats with the Eternals and Drukkari’s darling meets their glower with a look they can't help reading as supercilious.
Strange's darling refuses to greet Drukkari's darling, and they don't consciously register that their unreasonable animosity toward their fellow abductees signifies a great deterioration in their emotional intelligence.
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(I can think of more, but this post is getting long, and I'm not sure how interesting it is to other people, lol.)
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Not trying to bitch any more about the Youtube thing because everyone is bitching about the Youtube thing right now, but when I pop out a video to watch over other browsers/a game I'm playing, I'm not even wildly upset that there's going to be fucking ads now because I know that's how I have to fucking watch them.
It's the fact that on the pop-out window the SKIP ADS button DOES NOT APPEAR and when the ads are done running the video UN-POPS and goes back to the Youtube tab, wherever the fuck I have it, and keeps playing, so I have to stop what I'm doing, find the tab, and pop the video back out again.
I don't know why I'm still trying to watch videos there, I have a fucking Nebula subscription, and a Dropout subscription for that matter. I have content I can watch. I just... I dunno. It sucks that so many of the platforms I genuinely use are dying.
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dear big prime up in space, is there an autobot breastforce?
Dear Breastforce Bountiful,
There are indeed a group of Autobots that were built with Breast Animal partners! Created after the battle against the Decepticon leader Steelcondor and his thrall, Devil Raijin, the Autobot Breastforce was led by the heroic, loyal, and swift Lightsteed, who transformed into a jet airliner and was partnered with the majestic Pegabreast. His second-in-command was the armored personnel carrier Hardshell, who was stalwart and steadfast alongside his partner, Turtlebreast. Other members of the team included the playful but mischievous Dolfleet, who turned into a speed boat and was partnered with Dolphinbreast; Crushfoot, the boisterous monster truck whose partner was Zoubreast; the stealth bomber, Buzzbomber, and his partner, Hornetbreast; and finally, Armighty, an all terrain vehicle, and his partner Armadillobreast.
Together these Breast Warriors combined into the powerful Pegacaeser, whose might exceeded that of previous combiners. He wielded a mighty weapon combined from his components' arms, which was feared by evildoers far and wide and known as the formidable Plasma Halberd.
Together, the Autobot Rescue force fought bravely against the new Decepticon leader, the evil Brainmaster Black Nebula, alongside a new Supreme Commander by the name of Guardtyranno and his Breast Animal partners, Pterobreast and Tricerabreast.
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