#nerdy soaps

[elkkiel]

i just know that vessel is so fucking hype for this graphic novel because he can finally canonize himself as a cool action manga protagonist

[eleu22]

concept soap x loser reader

idk

honestly

all of them x loser reader but i think it’d be the cutest w johnny

defo have a interaction like:

“i wonder if we’d be friends outside of the millitar-“

“no”

“what!? why?”

“you’d bully me in school.”

“nah what I’d never, I’m an upstanding lad, do you think so lowly of me-”

(shows pic of reader at like 15)

“oh.”

“yeah.”

[moodmoodthecrabking]

aroallo grace chasity moodboard requested by me

[burythebully]

peter spankoffski stimboard + soap cutting and crunching stims!!

- requested by anon ✦

x x x / x x x / x x x / 💙

[ender-of-the-sender]

About to watch Nerdy Prudes Must Die with one of my friends who has a special interest in musicals I'm so hyped

:0 WAIT WAIT WAIT YIPPEE THATS SOO COOL OH MY GOODNESS

YOU NEED TO TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE LEGALLY REQUIRED TO TELL ME EVERY SINGLE THOUGHT YOU HAVE

[numberonecodwomenfan]

no clue if there are any starkid fans here but i was listening to the black friday soundtrack the other day and…. the song black friday is lowkey soap coded

“only my ashes will see the sea” and what if i cried

[inonibird]

Wait, candles are cool

but also consider:

s o a p ?

[spacegirlstims]

Please please PLEASE do a board for Wiggly in nerdy prudes must die!

jon matteson as wiggly/wiggog y’wrath

im planning on doing all of the lords in black, so send an ask for who i should do next !!

im pretty sure you mean jon matteson’s wiggly so here he is!! i was actually planning on doing him :)

x / x / x || x / x || x / x / x

[tabletopcraftco]

Hey y’all, I’m doing a Thing™️. And it’s kind of scary! So if you want to help me out, come check out the nifty new website I’m making! It goes live TOMORROW, and I make nerdy stuff. If you’re feeling fancy, you could sign up for my newsletter, which I promise will be very fun and cool.

[nerdsandqueens]

I'm sorry. But when I imagine the writing decisions and narrative between them, all I see is the meme "the chad Elgar'nan and the virgin Solas".

[gnomiwizard]

So.

You’re probably wondering what that thing I was making yesterday was.

Well, it’s this!

So while I was sick I’ve been watching both musicals and Inanimate Insanity, and I thought hey, why not combine them?

So I made a crossover of I.I. and Nerdy Prudes Must Die!

I’m very proud of this drawing.

[leafzelindor]

Heya all!!! https://soapsandink.com is having a sale for the winter! If you're looking for cozy gifts that people can use please check us out and use code HOLIDAY2023 for 20% off from today until December 24th! Nerdy Soaps for Nerdy Folks! <3 <3 we are a queer woman owned business and we ship world wide!!!

[nerdieforpedro]

This is so wholesome. 😭😭😭😭 The fluffiest things 🥰🥰🥰

au where soap is medically discharged and doesn’t really have a “purpose” anymore. He enlisted so young, and had been in the military for so long that he’s got no fucking idea what to do next. In the end, he moves in with his oldest sister and her kids after his brother-in-law passes away suddenly.

While getting his feet back under him, he takes up drawing again. More seriously this time than just doodles on paperwork and scribbles on briefing notes. But real illustrations. It starts as a way to keep his hands occupied while idle at home, but then it becomes an actual hobby of his. He gets better and better, watching YouTube tutorials to learn things he wouldn’t have picked up otherwise.

It’s his 15 year old niece that gets everything rolling. She (without his knowledge) sets up a social media account to share his art. But a very specific series of art. See, he started illustrating the stories his 5 year old nephew told him. And the art, just like the stories, are mindblowing. Soap didn’t do it for recognition, but his niece insisted on sharing his work with the world.

The account starts to get a following, and when his niece shows it to him he nearly has a breakdown. But then he sees the comments. Parents of kids who feel seen in his art. Young self taught artists feeling seen through him. A whole community of people who connected with his work on such a deeper level than anything he’d expected. So, begrudgingly, he lets her continue to post.

Then comes the storefront. With prints and merch and all sorts of wild ass things he’d never dreamed of. And while the income is modest, it still an income. For a while, a part of him had felt guilty for “mooching” off his sister (despite her protests to the contrary) and now he can really start contributing to the household. Plus, a little bit of each sale gets squirreled away for his niece and nephew. Since without them, this whole thing wouldn’t be happening.

And then the email comes. It’s innocuous at first, something he’s gotten a number of times. The sender asks him if he’s willing to illustrate for an upcoming project with a children’s book author. They’d seen his work online and thought his style would match perfectly with the book. Initially, soap was going to politely decline the offer. As much as he’d come to accept the minor fame he’d gotten online, he didn’t think he was good enough to actually illustrate something for a traditional publication. But then he sees the sender’s signature.

S. Riley.

Not much was known about Riley as a person. Their personal life, much like their first name, was kept down tight under lock and key. But their books were beloved by so many, including Soap and his family. Riley wrote on topics that not a lot of other children’s book authors dared to touch, and not with the deft and delicate hand necessary to properly tackle them. Things like parental abuse, neglect, trauma, death; there wasn’t a subject Riley was scared of, and there wasn’t a subject that they handled with anything less than the utmost grace. Their book on dealing with grief and loss had gotten Soap’s niblings (and his sister, to be perfectly honest) through those first few months after their father’s death.

So, despite his misgivings and anxieties, soap accepts.

(Across the country, one Simon Riley waits with bated breath to see if his nephew Joseph’s (and his) mysterious favorite artist will say yes. For no other reason than professional curiosity. It definitely has nothing to do with the briefest glimmer of a bright blue eye caught in the corner of a recent post.)

[clarkewayne]

one of my favorite tropes: when the girl is the baddest bitch around but her boyfriend is a total sweetheart with a heart of gold (bonus points if he is a total dork and she uses all her evil bones to destroy who tries to mess with him).

[skyrigel]

Rigel ☆ Immortal ∞ I crave delicate necks, haunted words, and crimson of life †

ao3 [ byler, loustat ]

[ What if I really was someone else ? ]

Simon 'ghost' Riley Masterlist

Smut/suggestive

Serial killer!Simon x fem!reader [ 18+]violence, gore themes, sexual themes, possesive!ghost, blood.

Simon gets a call from sleepy!gf while he's at work.

Simon comes home to you, with bruised knuckles and a heavy smug grin.

Simon loves you but he has his own secrets, like the man in the basement.

Bet it does [ 18+] [ Overstimulation]

Take a look at my gf trend with Simon [ 18+]

Sleeping beauty [ 18 + ] Somnophilia

Biker! Simon x wife!reader having riding lessons [ 18+ ]

Simon Riley and how I met your mother [ 18+]

Simon discovers Mrs.Riley's choking kink [18+]

Shower sex with Simon[18+]

Simon upgrading from audios to video [ 18+ ]

Mrs. Riley is such a tease in her red dress, Simon teaches a lesson [ 18+ ]

Brother's best friend! Simon x f! reader [ 18+] one para → pinked

Giving Simon handjob [ 18+]

Stay with me [ 18+ ] [implied safeword uses ]

Simon who says no attachment... until you're sick [ Suggestive themes so 18+ ??? ]

Sadist!Simon uses vibrator on you [ 18+]

Simon fixing car, Missus is no help

Fluff/mild angst

Miserable! Simon Riley meets sweet! Missus

Clingy! Simon Riley wants your attention

Shy! Simon Riley meets pretty! missus.

Period rambling: Simon being best bf

Simon who takes care of himself for you

Simon doesn't give a fuck but for you, he's a mother hen

Simon who can't say no to you

Simon being Sweetheart and Mrs. Riley being drunk in love( crack drabble <3 )

Simon who doesn't want a relationship but for you he might try

Grim Reaper! Simon Riley x f! Reader

Drabble 1: Simon wants attention

Drabble 2: Who's the clingy one ?

Period rambling again: soft! Simon

Simon who lives alone, reader who wouldn't leave him alone ://

Omega!reader makes a nest

Driving Simon crazy by saying his name[18+]

First kiss with Simon ft. Asshole ex

Simon who wants only you [ suggested themes ]

Sarcastic Simon x nurse!reader

Good night thought: best moment of his life

Simon who blushes

Oblivious! Simon and oblivious! Reader

Retired! Simon and neighbour! Reader

Non English! Reader and Simon (✿⁠)

Reversed trope: possessive reader

Simon with acne

Simon is not his father

Simon's mate crashes in ft. Soap [ghoap x u ]

Reader sending a text to Simon :)

Simon keeping up with your silly

Reader teases Simon for fun but he's not up for games

Simon brings a bird back home to take care of her

Drunk Simon says soft words to you

Simon talks to you when he's stressed<3

Simon shows his massive gun ft. autistim

Falling asleep on his shoulder

Simon acts like he's not smitten ( he is )

Omega!reader begging Simon's knot

Simon doesn't do girlfriend ( he does wife )

Simon loves you like his father should've loved his mama

Simon only had to say, stay instead...

Fuckboy!Simon x nerdy!reader drabble

Fuckboy! Simon loves getting a reaction out of his shy, nerdy roommate.

Shy Simon no longer shy

Simon has a crush, and wants you to help

Sharp edges become soft, summer morning

Undercover mission with Simon [ fake dating, forced proximity] might become a longer piece on ao3

How task force reacts to reader on sex pollen

How task force reacts to silence treatment

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[majinbangus]

Love the thought of Soap working hard to keep his tough guy persona and rejecting how much of a nerd he is, but when you mention offhand how much you love nerdy/smart guys, he starts trying to show off his intelligence and not just his muscles to you.

Not that you don't appreciate Soap's physical strength and all, but when he started talking Smart™ to you, that's when you started to fall hard for him.