#new son

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

"Please stop asking how I got in here," the white haired kid said, annoyance laced in his voice, "All I want to know is if any of you can do detective work in the supernatural world!"

Constantine just barely opened his mouth before the kid turned on him, "Not you! You have terrible reviews!"

Bruce tensed as Lazarus green eyes locked on him, "How about you? You're the worlds greatest detective, right? I know you probably won't take gold as payment since Bruce Wayne is your sugar daddy, but I can offer up information on the Infinite Realms instead!"

Batman, calm and collected even as Green Arrow and Flash snickered from across the room, "Infinite Realms?"

Phantom grinned, "Is that an agreement? Cause Prince Psaro could really use your help. He has so many questions, and the answers may save his life. You want to save the life of a teenage boy surrounded by demons and monsters, don't you?"

Bruce stared at the teen, not looking away even with Constantine motioning not to agree, Bruce nodded.

And in a moment, they were gone. They reappeared in a grand hall with a ruby eyed teenager looking impossibly small from his place on the massive throne. Silver hair shined oddly in the light of the purples flames that danced in the sconces, making the boy seem more ethereal.

"Hey Psaro!" The white haired kid from before greeted, "I brought you a detective like you asked. Don't forget you have to teach me magic now!" The first teen vanished without a trace leaving Batman and what he now recognized as an angsty goth alone together.

As it turns out Psaro had many questions and offered to pay him a generous amount in gold each day.

Some of his questions include:

What kingdom was my human mother a princess of?

Why can't I remember key information from my childhood, such as my brothers very existence?

I was framed for the murder of all of the "Chosen Heros" loved ones. How do I prove im innocent before he comes to take off my head?

Why do Rose's tears shatter?

Is there a way to stop his younger brother from destroying the world without caging him or killing him?

Ect.

Bruce has his work cut out for him, but between the mysterious white haired kid popping in now and then to give him cryptic conversations, the team on litteral monsters he was given to defend himself with, and his access to royal libraries and vaults this might not be so bad

[kwoojii]

new kids on the block

[shadowshavecolor]

Behold ✨ a freshly birthed son. I’m actually working on my characters wow

[biomagitech]

Yeah he's pretty! And slowly coating the kitchen in shed fur. Shedding the rough mess and growing glossy! He's chatty, polite, and affectionate. Neuter soon!

[reddaui]

GENSHIN TWITTER RELEASED HEIZOU

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

[pr14nce15]

Oh, Dear...😅

So I haven't spoken much about the Morrison's very much. They recently had a new edition for the family. I thought they would have stopped now, especially with the things going on with these two. Kayleigh and Curtis have been on the rocks for a while. Jamie has told me how he's glad he and Mack have got their own place now so they don't have to hear these two arguing all the time. But they have kept the peace for the sake of Aimee and Billy.

Kayleigh is an amazing mother. And Curt... well Curt is just Curt. I was shocked to hear that Curt had a huge secret has was hidden from everyone. Only Dad knew and kept it from everyone. Mom was not impressed at all.

So what's this secret???

Curt was very hypocritical of Kayleigh cheating on him because little did she know. Curt ended up having an affair with someone literally when me and Jamie were kids. And it was only until Curt's ex-lover turned up with her teenage son who so happens to be Curt's other son. Bryce Foley.

His mother Christine was delighted to see both of them together but also was really angry with Curt for not being there for Bryce from birth. Christine didn't actually know that Curt was a married man or a father already. He kept his identity on the low so Kayleigh could never find out about Christine only until today when they moved to San Myshuno. This was going to be a massive fallout for Kayleigh and Curtis.

To be honest I do not know what Curt even saw in Christine apart from an easy woman to get in bed with😂

Anyway so Curt was ready to tell Kayleigh about his son who he kept from her all this time until today but he came back to her and an unwelcome visitor.

Bob Pancakes is back on the scene again🙄 I'm actually sick and tired of this man. Bob came to the house to tell Kayleigh about Curt's whereabouts and found some dirt on him too. And he came back with the story about Bryce. Kayleigh worked everything out and realised that Curt had cheated on Kayleigh days before they were due to get married😬 she couldn't believe that he would be so hurt about her cheating when he did it way before she did.

She then asked for a divorce with Bob still standing there laughing at the pair of them.

So yeah there we have it. Kayleigh is now a single mom of 3 and Curt is a single dad of 4. I never saw this coming and I can't begin to imagine what life will be like for Jamie, Aimee and Billy and for Bryce well he just gained 2 half brothers and a half sister. Damn😕

I'm sure Mom will comfort Kayleigh during this hard time. This is the end for the Morrison's.

[muffinlance]

We've been working with toddler on using his words instead of screaming when something happens that he doesn't like

Which has lead to:

Toddler, upon accidentally dropping a toy: ANGER ANGER ANGER!

[passionpeachy]

explodes into a thousand little pieces

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Here’s how I want robin in the next battinson movie:

The very first scene is Bruce and tiny Dick Grayson sitting across from each other at the dining table, staring each other down in silence, both clearly grumpy about it. Alfred is in the background watching them with concern. The silence lasts about 20 seconds before Dick speaks.

“Let me fight crime.” (said with all the petulance of a pouty 10 year old)

Bruce replies immediately. “No.” (this is clearly an ongoing argument)

Immediately cut to the next scene where Dick, wearing the iconic Robin suit, is having the time of his life swinging across the city while Bruce frantically tries to keep up with him while yelling at him to be careful like an anxious mother

[provendermalkin]

there's not a lot you can count on in this world but one thing never changes

[heroesriseandfall]

Clark Kent’s birthday canonically being February 29th is hysterical to me. Not because it’s meant to jokingly explain away how Superman is a timeless character, but because it implies Martha and Jonathan Kent found an alien baby in a cornfield, and when pressed to choose a birthday for their new baby, they gave him the most difficult birthday possible.

[nerdpoe]

Danny, after going on a walk through the Ghost Zone, comes across a very friendly couple who quasi-adopt him.

They're super cool, too!

They used to be a part of a traveling circus, and they know how to do all sorts of neat tricks and flips and they teach him how to do them too!

Honestly, with their help his flying becomes next level; they forced him to obey gravity long enough to learn how to ignore it without using his abilities, and as such he gets a greater understanding of how to maneuver through it.

So when his Freshman class goes to Gotham on a field trip (scare tactic to prevent them from becoming drop outs because "oh if you drop out you'll resort to being a thug and you'll be trapped in this cursed city foreverrrrrr ooooooooo~") Danny decides to show off to Sam and Tucker in a small park.

He does a quadruple flip off of a wall he ran up.

Barbara stares in disbelief through her cameras.

That.

That shouldn't be possible?

She calls Dick to ask if he had any siblings or cousins he wasn't aware of.

[bananahkim]

YEAR OF THE DRAGON

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Edit: why is tumblr ruining the quality of my art they’re blurry as hell :( it’s fine when I look at it on the website tho I think it’s just the app being terrible

[swagginmun]

Trying to work here!

[suiheisen]

the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

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