#nice fangs bro do you want to make out i mean make out i mean make out i mean make out sorry i mean make out i mean ma

[sluttylittlewaistenthusiast]

╰┈➤ 18+ none of these stories belong to me! this is a masterlist of all the fanfics stories i’ve read and reblogged! just thought it would be nice to have them all in one spot! (if your fic is on here and you wish not to be, please let me know!) some will have summaries if provided <3

ᡣ𐭩 how you can help palestine . fic recs m.list

@luveline

⭒ You Haven't Kissed Me All Day

miguel assumes you're mad when you stop initiating kisses and tries to get back on your good side

⭒ Waiting Game

the tension between you and miguel rises to an all-time high

@bluesidez

⭒ Firefighter!Miguel, part 2

@scoobysnakz

⭒ Loser!Miguel

@theorphicangel

⭒ Will You Be My Valentine?

⭒ Lazy Day In Bed

⭒ Does Cupid Give Second Chances?

you have a valentine’s date tomorrow and you’re somewhat excited for it. but there’s just one thing you’re unsure about…thankfully your trusted roommate can help. right?

@lacedinweb22

⭒ Valentine's Day

⭒ Miguel Talks You Through It

@clementine-thedestroyer

⭒ Cockwarming

Miguel loves having you cock warm him.

⭒ Come To Bed

Basically, sleepy Miguel fucks you because you wouldn’t come to bed and let him sleep. Fluffy at first, then turns smutty.

@wyvernest

⭒ Neighbor!Miguel

moving into a new city with no friends and family around. having to find your place in an entirely new space and into new people's lives.

@bruh-anator3000

⭒ Aftercare

As much as Miguel loved to absolutely destroy you, loved how you cried beneath him and begged for mercy from the treatment you asked of him - there was something he loved even more.

[captain-mj]

Konig with a muzzle pleasssseeee for the love of god bro

Wasn't sure what ship to do so I asked the discord and they suggested to do Tiger King for this, hope that's okay! If you guys want something with Ghost or someone else instead just ask

*cough also I made him a vampire hope that's okay cough*

König had tears in his eyes as he sat there like a good boy. Horangi had just finished checking to make sure everything was just right, not too tight and not too loose.

"Horangi! I promise I won't bite anymore." König batted his eyelashes, trying to use his puppy eyes to his advantage. Horangi had stripped him to just a pair of sweats and now the muzzle.

"Nope. I clearly can't trust you." Horangi grabbed the muzzle and forced him to look up at where he had all but mauled Horangi the day before. Giant bruises bloomed from where he had been bitten along with the obvious teeth marks. "You keep biting me. I know you like how I taste and I like you biting but you draw too much! I can't trust you to be reasonable anymore."

König whimpered and whined. "Horangi please! You just taste so good!!" He flicked his tongue out to lick at the fingers and he could see Horangi eye his fangs. They were so long and they glistened thanks to the saliva in his mouth.

"Once you've regained my trust, you can take it off. But for now, you have to wear it when we fuck." Horangi stood firm. He loved his boyfriend dearly, but he was not going to be a meal for him.

König whined and rolled his hips. "Please let me fuck you. You'll see I'm good. And then you can take it off!"

Horangi shook his head. "You're a menace." He smiled at him at him though. "Gentle. Last time you almost hurt me."

König didn't mean to treat Horangi so roughly, but he was human and König wasn't. Sometimes he forgot that he had to treat Horangi differently. Lest he snap him in half.

Horangi let König scoop him up and carry him. He could feel him nuzzling at his neck but he couldn't get through the leather regardless.

"Prep me nice and easy, gongjunim." Horangi felt König's hands on his body and relaxed before his boyfriend tore his clothing. He gasped and quickly hit his shoulder. "König!!"

"If I can't bite you, I can at least do this!" He insisted before pushing Horangi's legs apart. "You make a beautiful visage. I wish I learned to paint so I could try to get your beauty down."

Horangi blushed. "Never picked it up?"

"Preferred the art of war." König stroked his inner thighs, watching him squirm. He leaned down to kiss his body before once again being reminded of his punishment. "If I promise..."

"Nope. None of that. You can use your fingers."

König grumbled but did as he was told, coating his fingers in lube. Once he was satisfied, he gently pushed one in. "Never understand how you stay so tight."

Horangi groaned and relaxed. "You're just big. That's why."

König hummed. "Maybe so." He started to rock his finger into him. "Tiny tiger."

Horangi growled at him but then mewled as König pushed another in. He was still so careful, noticing he was gripping him rather hard and loosening. The moment Horangi agreed to be turned, he didn't think they'd leave the bed for days.

König scissored his fingers to make him moan and pressed at his sweet spot, loving the soft and happy reaction it got. His fangs ached with the urge to sink his teeth in but the fucking muzzle. He had half a mind to rip it off but then Horangi would be displeased.

Instead, he took it out on him by roughly stretching him open, watching him groan and writhe from the feeling.

"König.... König..... yeobo." Horangi gasped out, grabbing his arms as he rolled his hips into the feeling.

"Doing so well. So good." König whispered before thrusting his fingers in hard and curling them. He had loosened his body up plenty, but he loved teasing him. And it never hurt to be thorough with their size difference.

Horangi swallowed. "I'm good. I can take it now."

König nodded and picked him up again. He slid Horangi down on his cock with no warning and immediately started to move him up and down like a fleshlight. Horangi turned bright red and held on, biting his lip hard as he pushed in.

Like usual, there was a bump in Horangi's tummy. A clear indicator of König. It made him proud and boosted his ego quite a bit that his cock was so big it could do something like that.

Horangi squeezed him, not used to such treatment. Usually König held him close in bed or laid back as Horangi rode him, but if he was going to muzzle him like a dog, he saw no reason to not act like one.

König sped up his movements, only moving his arms to force Horangi back and forth on his cock. Horangi started to tear up but he was trying to swallow it down. If not for the way his cock leaked over both of their stomachs, König might worry he was actually hurting Horangi. Well, that and Horangi had no qualms about hurting König if he got out of hand. König enjoyed that about him. He maybe also enjoyed the getting hurt part.

Horangi wailed as König hit his bitch button. He grabbed the muzzle to bring them closer so he could make eye contact. He continued to take the rough thrusts and bruising grip, clearly enjoying them.

König put their foreheads together and focused all of his attention on Horangi. His hand went up and down his back while the other kept them both moving. "You're like a doll. Tiny plaything." König remarked and Horangi flushed, too far gone to argue apparently. His hole clenched though. "Fuck you however I want and you'll enjoy it."

Horangi bit his shoulder to shut him up, moaning. Despite the pleasure though, König hadn't even gotten close yet. He wanted to stay like this forever. In the tight heat that was Horangi.

"My love. My doll."

Horangi groaned as he came, relaxing into the bed. He was used to this by now, König took a longer than him, so he laid back to enjoy it.

König panted softly and Horangi reached up to grab the muzzle. "Good boy. Trying so hard for me." He grinned and König growled hard at him, trying to bare his fangs but unable to get his mouth wide enough.

Horangi laughed before breaking off into a moan as König sped up, slamming into him now. He tried to get his fangs around Horangi's fingers, desperate for a taste.

Horangi wrapped his legs around him and panted. "Gorgeous. Should've muzzled you earlier."

König whined and shook his head.

"Good dog."

König growled and put his hands on either side of Horangi's head. He thrust in harder and harder, reducing his lover to whimpers and barely held back screams. Nails dug into his forearms but he ignored it in favor of fucking Horangi harder.

He lunged forward to sink his teeth in to his throat as he came inside him. The leather in his teeth a mean reminder of the fact that he couldn't.

Horangi laughed. "See? Can't trust you."

König growled at him.

[6okuto]

idk if ur reqs are open but I would love to hear your thoughts on Vere 👁️👁️ hes literally dominated my entire headspace I can’t go ten minutes w/o thinking ab how I want to bite his forearm

GENERAL VERE HCS

gn!reader | back 2 knocking these guys out of the park. also i realized these are shorter than my hq bf hcs so. if anyone wants a pt.2 for anybody.. u know what to do

i think u Should bite his arm. For Fun. vere w bite-y partner who he bites back. 'gently' considering he has fangs though

congratulations on being one of 2 people he'd let touch and brush his tail. sometimes he swishes it against your face and then pretends he didn't. "i have no idea what you're talking about," he says before making direct eye contact and doing it again

he likes drawing. ok. have we considered him drawing you. you ask him about it and he says he won't show you. you tease him and ask "what? did you draw sparkles and hearts surrounding me?" and he plays along, "yes, i even checked what i'd look like with your last name and drew us kissing."

It's actually quite a nice sketch of you though. like of you smiling or asleep or something because you fell aslep near him. oh man...

vere knows all the ins and outs of the city which means he can give you a personalized tour that caters to all your interests!! you can ask him to take you to his favourite spots too of course but he feels very accomplished watching you grin in the store he purposely walked by

shocked if you get him a gift. acts nonchalant and is good enough at accepting things but internally, especially if it's something he's been eyeing for a while or has sentimental value,, he . He....

like yeah okay vere...act all cool...as if your eyes don't flicker over whenever you walk past it...as if you don't catch yourself smiling subconsciously...whatever

definitely tries cooking your favourite meal. doesn't go very well, especially if it's something he's never had, but he'll keep practicing until he makes something decent. don't ask how many attempts he did because he won't tell you unless he somehow started a fire and even Then the truth is debatable

if YOU know how to cook it Please for the love of god teach him, or write down the recipe for both your sakes. for the kitchen. plea

everyone tells him/the both of you to shut the hell up whenever you start flirting back and forth/competing to see how many innuendos you can feasibly say. the both of you team up only to bully everyone else for being single before continuing

asshole if you played uno. i'm not competitive nor do i give two shits if i lose at uno but even i would lose it watching vere push for whatever stacking rule he needs to get someone a +20. watch your cards or he'll manage to look over at them. do not trust a single deal he tries. watch his ears and tail i'm sure he has a tell

really good at helping build confidence . what ais said about him being honest but also not trusting anything he says yeah well this is when he'd be completely honest. easily reminds you how capable you are of something, knows what makes you confident, etc etc. and you just ? know you can trust him? it's the vibe. how he says it so plainly as if it's obvious

don't try to lie to him about things. like if you're upset about something it is So obvious to him no matter how hard you try and he'd really appreciate it if you would tell him why or ask to talk about it later when you're ready.

^ as someone who wants to piss her pants at the thought of being direct or whatever,, he'd also be very good at knowing when to push or not. if you respond better to a lighter/gentle reminder i'm sure he would do so :heart:

i have a feeling this guy would be incredibly incredibly incredibly into you asking to post him on any socmed. do you want his face in it. do you want it to be a little spicy. should he pose. actually he probably pouts a little if you want a faceless pose but bro why does it matter if there is not a cm of space between us. why is your hand around my neck rn /lh You know the poses

[bananaproved]

I do not have the time to write the fic I would like to read on this subject but I am obsessed with the concept of Li Lianhua getting dosed with truth serum (I’m like 100% sure that Jial Liqiao have truth serum somewhere in her poison collection). Bro would be having the worst time of his life. Bicha poison is nothing in comparison.

I think it could be really funny with Fang Duobing because he would want to be an honorable young master that do not take advantage of the situation but he is also so so curious !! All the answers he want to know, right here, so close !! And the only thing stopping him from getting them is his stupid sense of honor !!

Di Feisheng on the other hand does not have this kind of morals and would get a complet and honest explanation of the state of llh’s health under five minutes so he can plan better on how to heal him efficiently. Though he is not a cruel guy so he would just focus on questions that directly serve his goals and not inquire on more personal matters.

For more drama, a situation where the truth serum is the kind that just make you blurt out anything that goes through your head can be nice, especially if it happen in a context where fdb and dfs have to stay close to llh (idk, maybe they are in a dangerous place). Great occasion to include all of your hcs of what llh like about dfs and fdb ! Great fluff potential !

Others characters getting hit by truth serum can be nice too, I think dfs have a lot of potential because even if he does not lie, most of the time he is not half as mean as he could be and if it happen in close proximity to jlq it can be pretty dramatic (345 dead, 890 injured). Qiao Wanmian hit by truth serum could also be pretty fun (and less fun for a certain person. But he deserve it tbh).

[clovercalloway]

We Best Love: Episode 1 [BLIND REACTION]

So, I have a girl friend who is fan of this show and finally convinced me to watch it. Did I make a mistake? Who knows.

But I collected my thoughts and decided to do this. Well, this is gonna be long so get ready. I'll edit with my afterthoughts (note, EAW means Edited After Watching [the episode]) once I'm finished with season 1, or maybe before. We'll see.

Ok, let's begin!

Welp, he's dead, Great start!

You sure this is a romance? This looks more like an intervention.

So, Zhau Shu Yi. I'll guess he's the main character or one of the main characters. I'll try to remember his name [furiously takes notes]

The one gremlin with No Name is asking Zhau why they think it's important for him to win. As a Bakugou fan, I'm excited to hear his answer.

"I push myself forward, so that you can see me." Just one minute and it's already too ‎fluffy for my heart

So, they're fighting underwater. They saw too much anime, istg. Anygays, that tells me these are actual kids (well, the actors may be older, but I'll suppose they're interpreting kids. I bet they're highschoolers).

"LESSON 1: LET'S SUFFOCATE." Okay, wow, great title. So maybe my joke about him being dead wasn't that far off.

Chilhood friends to lovers is such a nice trope, oml, go for it, boy. Be a man and go get your man!

Fang Zhen Wen and Jiang Yu Xin. Hope I remember that. Are those the other two friends?

Me, trying to be smooth

He has a fan club

You gals are fans of a swimmer. What did you expect? You were gonna run out of things to offer him eventually.

So he's Zhou Shu Yi. [keeps taking notes] I'll try to remember that.

Bro, how did he fell? You're supposed to be a pro, Zhou, your gals will be dissapointed.

He sounds way to chill for someone who's almost drowning.

NO YOU'RE NOT????

"How are they talking underwater?" "It's the rainbow connection, don't question it."

My Shojo Academia

Gao Shi De is me receiving gifts (socks and a mug) on Christmas

Anygays, Gao Shi De and Zhou Shu Yi seem to have this kind of rivalry since they were basically on diapers. They came out of the womb wanting to throw hands with each other.

But Gao Shi De seems to be the naturally gifted, always on top, and so Zhou Shu Yi developed some sort of inferiority complex, or so it looks like. (Wow, this reminds me of yet ANOTHER story and ️‍🌈 ship that started in a similar way -if you know, you know-)

"Why did you fall-" THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING, LIKE, WHY

Are you telling me that the actual reason he fell was because of the big gay panic- I mean, rivalry, that he has against Shi De?

OMG HE CUT HIS FINGER! I've seen enough shojo (and shonen) to know what this means. Where's Shi De to kiss it better?

You're not Shi De.

"I'm not crying." He's so Bakugou, istg

Now he's blaming his misfortunes on Gao Shi De. Bruh, the only thing he did was exist.

Oh, so they're in university? Nice to know.

His friends are trying to understand his language, I feel them, literally had no idea what he was talking about other than "Gao Shi De".

I was gonna say they seem like good kids and very supportive friends. The latter is truth. The former...

This poor unfortunate soul keeps falling for their tricks. Gao Shi De it's not that dumb, tho.

Oh gods, he plays the piano, he knows what them girls (and boys) like.

So after having a whole ass "Corpse Bride" moment they went back to bickering

They should make out, ngl. [EAW: Bruh...]

Gay people can't just ask someone out, they have to be very extra about it. Shu Yi is an example of that.

He's been bullying Shi De since they were kids, he's oblivious af.

Boy, just confess, it'll save you and your friends' time.

I want to know his name, he's such a mood.

While Shu Yi can't stop thinking about Shi De, important things are happening.

That girl from the beginning [EAW: Yu Xin, her name is Yu Xin, you big disaster] is asking Fang Zhen Wen out and he's all (,,>﹏<,,)

At least she's honest, nothing more important than THAT.

Shu Yi heard about the proposal and went all fake-smile on them and then left.

"Is Shu Yi OK?" Idk, girl, you tell me, I thought you three were friends.

They're telling him is dangerous to run down the stairs. I think he'll live, but I won't forgive him for dropping his backpack on the floor. Bro, get your stuff.

He's gonna start singing Beat on It.

Annnnnd he went back to the pool. Man, this is were it all started. The flashbacks from episode 1- oh wait.

He's actually making me feel bad, ngl. Maybe it's the acting, or that I understand the whole "why not me" situation. Mitski taught me well.

It's hard. Friendships and relationships are messy, specially when someone is still young. You also have to deal with a lot of feelings being even more irrational than they should, and the inferiority complex definitely doesn't help, making you feel so insecure about yourself, and as if no matter what you're always going to lack something.

I might barely know them but at the end of the day it's no one's fault, really. You can't control how you feel, or how others feel.

MOOOOOVING ON. You know who could help? HEY, SHI DE!

[EAW: He actually came, that mf]

Wait, is he actually? Bruh, did he jumped on the pool?

Why are teens like this. He could've just dropped the collar. Him and his dramatic gay ass.

Speaking of dramatic gay asses.

My guy, this is episode 1, couldn't you just wait until... episode 4, at least?

Dont give me that bs about cpr. The surface was RIGHT THERE!

AND THAT'S THE END OF EPISODE 1. I kinda wanna know if he'll give him the lame excuse about cpr.

I'm dying for more tension, Yu Xin knows what I'm talking about, she also has to finish her thesis.

So, that went quicker than I thought. It was compelling tho. I still need more to form solid opinions, but I´ll bite, I'm interested to know how this develops.

Anyways, whoever reading this (cough cough, bossman), see ya later. I'll watch episode 2 after this.

[marsbar17]

Request for @layluh-xoxo :)

I'm so sad that they broke up :( I mean it was probably for the best given everything but I really hoped they could resolve their issues

Anyways in order to heal my sadness over this ship I present to you, just pure wlw fluff and comfort <3

Valkyrie x Loba Shortfic

Contains: Mention of attempted sa, don't worry tho Lobas badass, other than that it's fine

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Valkyrie propped her feet up on the coffee table in her apartments living room, leaning back and sighing. For someone who was always 'go go go,' she still enjoyed the quiet moments alone in her apartment, just listening to the bustling city outside her windows. She heard the familiar sound of a key turning in the door's lock and smiled, knowing that Loba would walk through that door and come sit with her. Life was nice.

Except Loba didn't come sit with her.

She walked straight past the couch where Valkyrie was sitting and into the kitchen. Valkyrie heard her pour herself a very generous glass of wine before coming to sit down a few feet away from her on the couch. Loba brought her knees up to her chest and took a sip of her wine, her bros furrowed in thought and her fingers restlessly tracing patterns on her knee. Her braids were messy and her makeup was smudged, making her look disheveled.

Having been dating Loba for a while, Valkyrie knew the signs that she was frustrated and upset. Valkyrie turned the TV onto some reality show, knowing that it was the type of thing she would like.

"Do you need space, a distraction, or comfort, Lo?" Valkyrie kept her voice soft and loving. She knew how Loba's brain worked and didn't want to frustrate her even further.

"Distraction first, and then comfort, I think." Loba muttered, her voice tense and strained. Valkyrie nodded, thinking for a second before she spoke.

"I was scrolling on my phone earlier and saw someone assigned all of us legends our own animals. They gave you a wolf, of course, but they gave me a barn owl. Can you believe it? How am I a barn owl?" Valkyrie waved her arms in disbelief, pouting.

Loba giggled a bit at Valkyrie's antics. It was quiet, but still Valkyrie smiled knowing she was making her girlfriend feel even a tiny bit better.

"Personally, I think I should be something cool like a tiger or a venemous snake." Valkyrie gave herself fangs with her fingers, baring her teeth. Loba tipped her head back and laughed, and the sight made Valkyrie relax into the couch.

"I can see you being a barn owl. You've got the same face and eye shape. Plus, the whole 'striking from above' thing." Loba set her wine glass down, shuffling closer to Valkyrie and leaning into her.

They sat in silence for a few minutes, laughing quietly at whatever stupid things the people in the show were doing. Valkyrie fidgeted with her sleeves anxiously, trying to figure out what to say next.

"Do you wanna talk about your day? If not that's fine I just want you to feel nice yknow." Valkyrie stuttered through her words quickly, looking anywhere other Loba's face. The silence that followed made her palms sweat and she was about to start apologizing before Loba spoke.

"I just... I thought I found a lead, but it was just some stupid man trying to get me in his bed. He told me he had information in his apartment. I was a fool to believe him."

Valkyrie hesitated before answering, wrapping an arm around Loba's shoulders and tracing shapes into her upper arm with her finger tips.

"Did he... you know..." She couldn't get the words out, hating even the thought that something like that could happen to her girlfriend.

"He tried, but he was dumb to think he could control me. I may have left him with fewer fingers than before my visit." Loba smiled, laying her head on Valkyrie's shoulder.

"That's my girl." She squeezed Loba against her body before letting go and standing up. "C'mon, let me run you a bath. I can pour you more wine, light some candles, give you a massage, anything you'd like." She reached a hand out towards Loba, who was still curled up on the couch.

Loba hesitated, not out of fear or reservation, but because as she looked into Valkyrie's eyes that were full of adoration, she realized just how much her girlfriend loved her. She took her hand, letting Valkyrie pull her up and lead her towards the bathroom.

"Okay, sit down there." Valkyrie pointed at the edge of her somewhat large bathtub, focused on lighting a couple floral scented candles and setting them on a safe shelf nearby. She then turned on the bath and held her hand under the tap, making sure the water was a good temperature.

By the time the tub was full enough, Valkyrie had gotten her girlfriend another glass of wine and they were both fully undressed. Valkyrie got into the water first, sitting down and leaning back. Loba sat down in front of her, keeping her knees to her chest and holding her glass securely in one hand.

"Would you like me to wash your hair?" Valkyrie asked, pulling the elastics out of Lobas hair so she could gently unravel her braids. Valkyrie stopped playing with her hair when Loba didn't respond. "Lo? You alright?"

"...Why do you go out of your way to do all of this for me?" Loba muttered quietly, setting her glass down on the edge of the tub and curling impossibly further into herself. "I treat you like shit and toss you aside in order to achieve my own goals, but still you sit here and love me as if I'm the most perfect girl you've ever met. It's not fair to you."

Valkyrie took a second to think, grabbing a plastic cup from the table beside the tub to scoop water and pour it over Loba's shoulders. The warmth helped Loba relax.

"I do it because I love you. And yeah it hurts a bit, okay a lot, when you treat me that way, but I deal with it because I know that the only reason you act that way is because you don't feel like you deserve to be loved."

Loba didn't speak, she just dragged her fingers through the water. So Valkyrie continued.

"I just want you to feel like you can trust me. I'm not going to let you self-sabotage because you don't think you're good enough." Valkyrie started to pour the water over Loba's hair, wetting it while she spoke. "You deserve to be happy and loved, just like everybody else."

They sat in silence for a bit as Valkyrie lathered shampoo into Loba's hair. She made sure to pay extra attention right at the roots, and Loba leaned her head back into the feeling.

"...I love you, Kairi."

"I love you too. I'll never stop loving you, Loba."

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Thank you for reading! Almost made myself cry with this one hdhdjfjfj

Reminder it takes like 10 seconds to like and reblog my work and it really helps grow as an author. You can also request whatever you want in my asks and I'll do it 👍

[weirdcat1213]

YEY THE HORRORS i mean YEY THE BOOKCLUB :D

thoughts on volume 6 (oh boi we're almost halfway someone hold me pls)

chap 1:

-OH MY GOD ITS HIM I FORGOT ABOUT HIM FOR A MOMENT (not in general, ik he's in 98)

-HEY HIS WINGS MAY BE CREEPY BUT THEYRE ALSO BEAUTIFUL TO ME >:[

-HOWEVER i love how yeah they are scared af but also get that vash as a person is not bad and they don't leave his side

-WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOUR BF LIKE THAT STOP STOP STOOOOOP. IDC THAT HE IS A LITERAL LASER CANON HES STILL JUST A LITTLE GUY

-are we...supposed to notice how bad the state of the gun is or...?

-nono brandon is right, i would also not give good guns to cops

-vash i fucking swear-

-SHUT UP YOU FUCKING COP >:[

-BRO WTF

-YEAH BRANDON CALL HIM OUT

-MY FAVORITE WEIRD CREATURE IS HERE

-ok in my 1st read didnt get that, idk why but i was confused about meryl getting worried for some reason. but she has a (sad) point. will one day the ptsd related to violence and guns be enough to make vash not shoot his gun? shes asking an interesting question. shes literally asking how much can vash take imo.

-wait so...was the replacement gun...the one in stampede??? (i will compare them later)

-DONT LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE GENTLE EYES MAN CMON

-I didnt notice he took the punisher lmao

chap 2:

-:c wolfwood having nightmares its not even a hc, IT IS CANON

-NOT THE FLASHBACK OF VASH CRYING BLOOD OUCH NO PLS NO

-:c im not even mad at wolfwood calling vash a monster cuz it must be fucking TERRIFYING but it still hurts :c

-you could...but youre not gonna

-"so yeah you cant be there for every problem in the pla- HOLD UP WHERE ARE YOU GOING"

-lmao meryl is like me fr

-this time i got most of the fight but i think we can all agree the mpv was the table

chap 3

-YEY LEGATO IN THE.....metal handbag?

-YES ELENDIRA FUCKING READ HIM

-OH MY GOD HES HERE HES HERE OH GOD NO

-i remember i was so confused i didnt realize THATS HIS FUCKING TONGUE

-also did double fang kill trail of death?

chap 4:

-OH I LOVE THIS SCENE SM. i also hate walking in a place with a shit ton of people

-YES IT IS BABY, THATS THE SAME CHILD YOU [so so redacted] WOOOOOOOOO (i love this chapter)

-oh...yeah that...oh

-"we cant survive without her power, neither can you" dude...dont...just dont

-ah yes. the hair. yeap. just a cool artistic decision. yeap.

-also i forgot how fucked up the last run was here

-oh he felt it, i saw that in his eye

-oh so he also went apeshit....ohhhhh. ok so if vash went apeshit cuz of a physical fight or flight reaction (I THINK) did knives go apeshit cuz of hate? the physical need to kill people in revenge? nice

-BRO WDYM "why not just end this crusade?" YOU JUST SAW WHY HE WOULD NEVER END IT

-oh that was his last straw. one thing is him being tricked by a human but that lie affecting his brother? the one thing he's trying to protect (yes ik he's not doing the greatest job at it) from humans? yeah no you gotta die

chap 5:

-NO. NO. NONONONONONON NOT THIS CHAPTER NO

-I HATE THE METAPHOR ALREADY (i love it. i want to yell at nightow my thoughts about it. i will never be normal about it)

-pls no. im begging you. pls dont make me read this again. this is when my sanity starts to break into little raggedy pieces of paper

-i just notices this change happens cuz he got HIS MEMORIES BACK WHAT IF I ENDED IT ALL

-i dont want to read anymore

-its just. so fucking hard. like ik we say hes jesus. but at the same time jesus never felt like that. jesus was born without sin but in vash's eyes he is full of sins and no one can forgive him. bro, honey, god would forgive you anything. you are his favorite im sure. but no matter the arguments for the allegory vash can never be jesus cuz he carries the pain of his "sins" everyday PLUS THE ONES FROM THE HUMANS. idk. im sad and tired. my baby. its ok i forgive you. and im sure rem forgives him. im sure. im sad

-anyway, back to the kinda normal thoughts

-also i think vash thinking he has to forgive himself is kinda flawed. like instead of forgiveness he has to accept what happened and i think those are different things. ofc yeah july was messed up but he never intended to do it. idk

-ANYWAY

-huh, those speakers look like eyes

-cant even swallow in misery in peace anymore lmao

-:c not the day drinking

-i think thats vash talking but yeah....nothing is easy for my guy. hes kinda right, better than crying ig...

-i prefer spike-isms but i will also take needle noggin-isms thank u

-that man can move in such unnatural ways *hears the uncanny vash people cheer at a distance*

-oof, the ptsd got meryl

-also the question is not whether vash was going to take the bullet or not, the real question is how hard does that question makes me cry

- SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUP

-OOF, i mean i 100% get meryl but OOF

-also YES THATS WHAT I FUCKING MEAN. AND I READ THIS ON [redacted] A FEW WEEKS AGO. THE BALANCE BETWEEN EXTREMES ITS JUST NULL, ITS NOT A COLOR AT ALL. his love and faith in humanity vs the pain they cause him...that balance creates a colorless emotion and IM SAD ABOUT IT.

-i hate that final page. i fucking hate milly protecting meryl from her memories while comforting her while protecting her from the rocks, i hate the people still insult vash even when he was long gone, i hate to see the children who saw the same thing as their parents try to convince them to stop because they know vash would never hurt people on purpose only to be ignored..and more than anything i hate vash apologizing for something he has no control over.

-ALSO I ALSO FEEL LIKE CRYING VASH-

[let it be on the record that i needed a minute to continue with the volume]

chap 6:

-OH NO IT STARTS

-"how could i have known?" youre telling me you spent years studying yourself and other plants and never saw one with black hair? really? (im not saying its a plot hole, im saying he was too distracted being a dick)

-so that was his imagination im assuming

-TESLA MENTION WE WIN

-OH GOD OH NO PLS GET ME OUT OF HERE NO PLS NOT THIS

-i love her dialogue with the funny glasses lmao, she really was the only mom ever

-oh..here come the tears

-oh right..they used to be like this

-oh...oh god

[desolateice]

For character bingo: Chozen and Kumiko

I love them. I love the whole Okinawan crowd. Is the salad spinner a punishment? I wasn't sure what that one was. If it is, Chozen can go in the salad spinner. 😂Mostly for Tkk2 related things. I'm going to start with Kumiko though. I adore her. She threw a tomato at Chozen, danced with Daniel, had a sweet little romantic moment with Daniel during a huge monsoon in a broken down building. Which is a choice even though it was romantic. She was like I know a spot where no one will find us and it'll be romantic but if I remember correctly had like broken windows even before the storm. But she made it nice which is a feat. And it just lends to her personality. She's not fragile. She wanted so much more then her small village life and she went out and got it. I'm just bummed that she didn't do it in the films. Like I truly thing she would've thrived in LA. And I think it's kinda a poor write off that neither she nor Yukie went to LA with Daniel and Mr. Miyagi. But I am happy that she lived out her life doing what she wanted and that she even has a little trickster-y spirit to her setting Daniel up with Chozen in CK. I want her to come back and have a bigger part. I want her to meet all the gals and for them to have an amazing time. Let her take them dancing. Let her be in the baseball batting cage scene or something where she show's that she's still got perfect aim. (Headcanon of mine I guess is that she's a very good shot with like a baseball or something, from the tomato and all). I also really like Chozen. At first I was meh, but then when I was writing Root Beer Floats and Green Tea and taking the movie apart minute by minute I tried to give him a reason for his behavior. An excuse and it's become this settled headcanon that TKK2 is pretty much all a strangled and teen angst display of grief. Like he doesn't really seem to have any good outlets for his grief. His uncle is closed off, he's scamming the town so they don't get along, and he's got two bros but I mean he's also a teen. He's lived in a small village his whole life and the guy who taught his uncle karate is dying. That's kind of a huge deal. I could write a lot about it. Plus he's a teen too. Grief and complex emotions and bad choices. The death threats though not cool, holding a knife to Kumiko not cool the creepy threat at the dance place also not cool, into the salad spinner you go. But I also love Cobra Kai Chozen so much because he's healed. Like he had the opportunity to continue Miyagi's legacy, not Mr. Miyagi's but like Mr. Miyagi's dad's. And he's teaching and he's silly and having fun and it's like he grieved and found happiness again and I love that for him. I love the way he teaches the students at Miyagi-do/Eagle-fang and even Tory when he snuck into Cobra Kai. He's dialed up to an 11, even though it's like sometimes a bit too far, but he's there. He's got a silly dad energy about him that I enjoy. I like that he keeps everyone on their toes, that he went head to head with Silver (though I was so worried for him), that his only screw up really in his con was using Okinawan instead of Japanese when cheering (I screamed when he did that) I like how he meets everyone at their level. He gets fancy for Silver, he is both calming and ready to go for a fight with both Daniel and Johnny. He helps the kids where they are, but also destroys all their hidden eggs. But then again he's kind of embodied the Miyagi life. Which makes me wonder if some of what we're seeing is more Miyagi senior then our Mr. Miyagi. Parts that shown through and all. Or even the Mr. Miyagi that'd rubbed off on Sato as childhood best friends. Anyway I want Kumiko to come to LA for the final season, but not to be with Chozen. I want her to kick ass and dance all night and just fulfill that TKK2 promise of her going to LA. After all Chozen shouldn't have all the fun.

[sakasakied]

hcs for the one and only old man rei please. thanks

I RUSHEDDDD TO ANSWER THIS BECAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY. DID YALL KNOW REI IS ACTUALLY MY #1 BABYGIRL TIED WITH NATSUME AND IZUMI SORRY I CANNOT CHOOSE ACKXOCODOWODOOW SORRY ENOUGH RAMBLE. send more abt those 3 i beg. also might get long so this will be under a readmore

rei rei rei. ok now i probably think this for a lot of my favs but i'm really into teasing rei. him being totally into humiliation wohhh @ _ @ but not in the degrading way natsume does. do y'all get it like he doesn't do mean words but he loves to fluster you a lot. if ur the type of person who gets flustered easily like me oh boy ur in big trouble with this man.

it's actually canon ok. he's always teased people like anzu since forever (i've read most of the stories that feature rei i would KNOW. also that scene in dark night halloween made me weak sorry) so how would he not be with you?

ik he's already graduated but sometimes he would visit the light music club room to reminisce about his days in yumenosaki. and he would of course visit at night. and he would also fuck you in that very same room where his fellow club members would hold practices LOL... for him it's apparently the most perfect place to bury his dick inside u, on that very club room floor. it also plays a bit into his exhibitionism kink. remember that some students stay until night at yumenosaki so there's always the chance of someone walking in. maybe even someone like koga could see.

“you’re clearly enjoying this, aren’t you? are you not afraid of the possibility of someone walking in on us? or does it excite you rather?” and he'll watch in delight as you tighten up from those words.

he's like super into sensory stuff. like breathing down ur nape. lightly dragging his teeth, or even better, his fangs across the dip of where ur neck meets ur shoulder wtf do u even call that. feathery touches with his fingers. he would use stuff like blindfolds to make u more sensitive to whatever he'll do to u. depriving u from seeing him, u wait in anticipation for his next move, only depending on the shifting of the bed or the sound of his voice to guess whatever antics he was up to.

i bet he has lots of thoughts about sharing u with ritsu. the other would Hate sharing u and keep u to himself (possessive much) but rei would be soooo all for it. sakuma sandwich woooooo best thing ever. (let's include undead & the five eccentrics but i'm mostly for sakuma sandwich)

AND OFC WE WILL NEVER EXCLUDE ANY KINKS RELATED TO HIS VAMPIRISM. i love vampires so much bro if i met a vampire irl id have sex with them despite being a bit repulsive abt irl sex. but anyways. something about vampirism is just very erotic

vampire rei that lurks the night searching for a victim, scouting each bedroom window for suitable prey. until he lays his eyes upon you. the perfect bloodbag. normally, he'd drain his victims dry and leave them to die, but he'd never do that to you. he'll keep you alive. he'll also keep you healthy to keep your blood fresh and delicious. oh my god

ok outside that little au i think he's very hesitant about all-out biting you unless you really ask for it. he doesn't want you to be scared of him or get too hurt, so you really have to ask. he'll nibble a little at first, being really careful not to actually puncture you with his fangs, but if you convince him to really draw blood then he will. forget him hating blood it's for the intimacy ok. besides he thinks u look nice decorated with two puncture wounds dripping with the scarlet fluid :3

[victorluvsalice]

Valicer Not-Incorrect Quotes, Halloween Editon

[Context: Alice auditioned for a scare house and was hired on the spot to replace someone who'd quit suddenly; as a result, she was only able to send a quick text to Victor and Smiler saying she got the job and would tell them about it later]

Alice: [jumps out of a corner in the scare house, covered in fake blood and waving a knife] ARRRGH!

Pair Of Sisters: [scream and run on to the next performer]

Alice: [hides again and jumps out at the next passersby] ARRRGH!

Frat Bro: [screams surprisingly high-pitched and flees]

Alice: [hides again and jumps out at the next couple] ARRRGH!

Victor & Smiler, out on a date: [yelp -- then stop dead as they recognize Alice]

Alice: [also freezes as she recognizes them] ...

Victor: So this is where you were hired!

Smiler: [grins and waves] Hi bestie!

Alice: [trying not to laugh] Don't call me that, I'm trying to murder you.

--

Smiler: [entering the house fresh off a shift at Sunny Brews] Hey, I'm home!

Victor: [getting off the couch to greet them] Welcome back! I hope you had a --

Victor: [pauses, then leans in and sniffs Smiler] Goodness, you smell -- really good.

Alice: [getting up as well] They what? [goes in for a sniff too] Huh. You do smell good. Very -- fall?

Smiler: Yeah, that'll be the fifty million pumpkin spice lattes I made today.

--

Victoria: [showing the trio and Emily a new treat recipe she wanted to try out] And now you pipe your meringue on top of the cookie base in a swirl, like so.

Smiler: [looking at the resultant swirl with a raised eyebrow]

Victor: [guessing at what they're thinking] No.

Alice: [also guessing] Besides, it's white.

Smiler: ...that just sent my mind off in a different direction.

Victor: NO.

--

[Context: Victor, Alice, and Smiler are watching The Nightmare Before Christmas with Smiler's other coaster friends]

Thirteen: [glancing over at Victor and jerking her head toward the TV and Halloweentown] So, is that what your hometown looks like?

Victor: Har har. I'll have you know it's not nearly that colorful.

Rita: So more like the town in Frankenweenie, gotcha.

Oblivion: Does Jack come to your family reunions?

Victor: Come on, I don't look that much like a Tim Burton character.

Alice: You really do.

Smiler: You're one oddball corpse-revival away from starring in one of his movies.

Victor: [fake pouts] You're all mean.

Smiler: [winks] And we already know you like spirals.

Victor: [deep blush] Can we go back to watching the movie?

--

Alice: [sidles up to Victor drawing something and leans over him, grinning and showing off fake vampire fangs] Hi darling.

Victor: [glances up at her with a smile -- then does a double take when he notices the teeth] Oh! Ah, hello.

Alice: [still grinning, running a finger along Victor's neck] Like them? I got them just for you.

Victor: [visibly swallows] Ah -- they're -- they're very nice.

Smiler: [abruptly appears at the door in a lab coat and yellow spiral-pattern goggles, lounging against the frame in a way that's meant to be sexy] I understand someone in here needs some serious brainwashing?

Victor & Alice:

Victor: [snorts and turns away to try and hide his laughter]

Alice: [shakes her head, snickering] Way to kill the mood.

Smiler: This is the sexiest outfit in the world and you know it.

--

[after hours at the scare house]

Coworker: Hey, Alice? I saw you kissing some guy behind the attraction on our break --

Alice: Oh, that was my boyfriend, I wasn't making out with a random guest.

Coworker: [fidgeting] Yeah, but -- I saw him come in with some other guy, and kiss him too.

Alice: Oh, that was my boyfriend's themfriend.

Coworker: ???

Alice: We're complicated.

--

[apostatehamster]

Watched OFMD, I have thoughts and feelings, and here be my outlet, whoopee. Spoilers, livewatching ramblings and screenshots ahead

Oh yeah Izzy focus, because I am me :)

Ep 6:

The episode had a villain of the day and I thought that was funny. Just some random guy who got jealous because Ed broke a record jkfhjk. Chill out, man

I've wanted Ed and Izzy to talk again for episodes but -

Bro, he confessed his love to you and you shot him down like a dog. Then knowing he loves you, you wanted him to end your life, which he refused. He tried to end his life instead, stripped of all meaning in life. You do not fucking get to be snappy with him, you were supposed to be the first one to talk,. Yes I am bitter, shut up- Kudos for Izzy being the bigger man (heh).

The drinking issues continue, i see :( "I thought you were Roach" hjkdfhkjl sur

Well, he managed to say the word Sorry at least, that's more than the crew got. I know he is working on the apologizing but. Oof man, it still needs work.

fucking love the crew but especially Archie, I think she's a great addition. Just good chaos. Also lmao Roach

Fang is so precious to me, you do not understand-

Everybody: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEE CALYPSO BIRTHDAAAY

Everybody is just adressing Stede as their captain. Frenchie's eyes nervously flick to Ed from time to time though. Ed just heaves in annoyance. This guy really just hates his life atm. He's the most disconnected from the crew, like they tolerate him but his only social contact is Stede basically. And somewhat Izzy. Speaking of, it feels like a role reversal to season 1 where Izzy was the one kind of isolated on board

idk why but the way he said "that"Oh." absolutely made me lose it- What emotion was that. Nobody nose

Ed, seeing two kids: "Here's a lot of money. Also here's a knife. Stab anyone who gets close to the money" Me: he'd be a great dad-

idk just LOOK at her, ugh. QUEEEEEEN

Love Feeney for having that idea. Love Izzy listening to this and thinking "...you can just. do this?" and then picturing himself like that next to feeney. We love the self-discovery and self-expression

I just love them, your honor <3

He absolutely fucking killed it man and I need to look at ref pics to draw this because holy shit what a look

my favorite guy and his two support pals <3

Love the way Stede's face goes from "ehh...?????" to "awww..." within seconds. Love the way Fang starts clapping immediately after like one Note of singing (honestly same) Love Izzy just casually grabbing for Calypso/feeney's hand and turning the whole boat into his stage. You stole the thunder you little drama queen. But man he can SING T_T it's so soft..... and a love song....

The throuple hugging..... and also wth Fang and Roach have going on. I love the crew....

And the wonderful singing gets interrupted by... Cannonball and torture!!

OK Ed stepping in front of stede to shield him is cute

Ed continues to look annoyed and pissed off at everything that is happening in his life. Fair enough, I mean he wants to leave the pirate life behind but his pirate life keeps catching up with him

"Struck a chord" haha music pun

Roach laughing "I dont think the torture has begun yet :D :D :D" are you okay, my guy hsdjkhsdjkl???

*they're about to be tortured* Izzy: "It's just gonna turn me on." Ffs Izzy you little freak lmao

Lucius and Pete celebrating their honeymoon for a whole day, that is. impressive and lowkey concerning hjkshdjk

this was just. a nice frame. okay-

This season has a really mixed vibe inbetween funny and dark. Like, this ep is very artsy but they're also being tortured, i almost felt like I was watching a bit of Hannibal

If you think I am going to make this about Izzy, you are absolutely right!!! (I guess Ned and Maggie are Captain and first mate too, so I am definitely drawing the parallels) Because I think most of the issues between Ed and Izzy stem from Ed seeing him only as his First Mate and not Izzy, to the point where Izzy wasn't a person anymore. And now that Ed doesn't want to be a pirate anymore, the First Mate following around is a thorn in his side, and he fails to see the loyal friend underneath the front of the First Mate

Live Mutiny reaction

Ned not caring about whether Maggie dies, because she deserves death if she can't do her job (tie a proper tie). Yeah I am thinking about Ed shooting down Izzy and replacing him immediately. "You're mercenaries, you don't have feelings." Yeah, hm.

Stede is an absolute handsome charmer in this season, I gotta say.

Izzy absolutely flinching in panic as LuPete kick in the door. My man has PTSD (like the rest of the BB crew probably)

"We got engaged" Everyone: Awwwww :)

Ned: "You used to be a killer" Hm not so sure about that. Not the way everyone thinks at least. I am actually not sure if Edward ever killed anyone after his dad and the one person during the raid. His flashbacks were of these two murders at least (and the almost murder of izzy) so I am guessing there weren't anymore off screen murders?

Ed giving absolute zero shits about Ned's taunting, but Stede steps in, my man is manning up.

I find the difference between Ed and Stede so fascinating. Ed, who feels like his whole life went downhill after he killed and who wants to run from his life as a pirate, versus Stede who has been taunted for being weak, who wants to prove his strength and become a proper pirate. They are progressing in opposite ways.

"See, that's why he likes you. Because of your bumbling amateur status" I wonder if Ed feels like he corrupted Stede, sort of like Stede was afraid he ruined Edward at the end of season 1.

Izzy the killer being like "Give him a minute. First kill is always a mindfuck." and Edward going to check on Stede anyway, makes me wonder when Izzy first killed. If it was for Edward or if it was on his own. And if it was for Edward, if he checked on him, because I think probably not. And judging by the way Izzy stares into nothingness as Ed goes to check on Stede... yeah, no.

EMOTIONALLY LOADED KISS AGAINST THE WALL!!!!!!!!!! hell llloo

Can't help but feel sad tho with Izzy continuing his love serenade as Stede and Ed make out. Singing about how "It's only him for me, and me for him for life. He told me, he swore to me, for life." while the guy you're in love with is hooking up with another. I swear if the ring he wears around his tie was a promise form Ed I'm gonna be so devastated, I really really hope it isnt. :')

Fingie sand footsies gdfgjh LET'S FUCKING PARTAAAAAY

OK will continue in another post for episode 7 because I can't post so many pictures

[oogaboogaghosttt]

[ID: 3 pages of doodles of the 2012 tmnt, which consist of 12 separate drawings. They are: 1: Donnie says, “im bored as fuck”, and Casey replies, “post yo dick”. Donnie replies, “bitch fuck you die”, Casey replies, “ok”. 2: Casey and Donnie hold hands while Donnie looks emotional. Casey says, “bro cringe is over.... you can ^_^ around me bro, br-bro you can do a little XD if you want...it’s okay, it’s over bro. you can O_o to your hearts content, I don’t mind man”. 3: Casey and Donnie face each other. Donnie looks flushed while Casey is pointing down and saying, “heh..nice cock...”. He is then shown pushing Donnie aside while he walks past him and says, “NOT! *i shove you over and walk away laughing*”. 4: Casey is draped over Donnie while Donnie appears to be working. Casey says, “cock pic”. Donnie replies,”don’t have a dick”. Casey replies, “make one”. 5: Casey pulls Donnie closer to him with a defensive expression and says, “He’s NOT just some guy he's my girlfriend”. 6: Casey is grabbing onto Donnie’s arm while Donnie tries to block him from view with his hand. Casey is yelling, “HELP! HELP! my dick stop breathing 😱🥴😕😖 need CPR ASAP!!!!”. 7: Casey and Donnie are wearing their outfits and have their fangs from the halloween episodes. They both look flushed and are speaking at the same time. They are saying, “Nice fangs bro do you wanna make out i mean make out i mean make out i mean make out sorry i mean make out i mean ma”. 8: Donnie and Casey are holding hands while Casey does a peace sign and Donnie looks uncomfortable. Donnie says, “i'm sitting in chick-fil-a with my bf and he goes “i could probably beat everybody ass in here” like what who thinks of shit like that what’s wrong with him”. 9: Splinter stands next to Leo who looks upset. Splinter says, “you’re allowed two minutes of sadness then you gotta keep it gangsta”. 10: Leo and Mikey are standing next to each other. Leo looks tired, is wrapped in bandages, and is holding a cane. Mikey also looks tired and is holding a chicken under his arm. Leo says, “i hope i die and i”m suffering really badly” and Mikey says, “rick and morty aye aye rick and morty”. 11: Splinter says, “my sons you are about to embark on yet another dangerous and life threatening mission blah blah blah / blah blah blah remain vigilant blah / if you fail we will all die blah blah”. Leo is sitting on the floor in front of Splinter between Raph and Donnie and is thinking, “can you stop assigning all this bruh im finna kms”. 12: Raph looks uneasy and is saying “i feel uncomfortable around tall ppl what if they lick my head”. He has a thought bubble next to his head that shows hes thinking of Casey Jones. END ID]

HERE R THESE!!! ive been doing these “tmnt as posts” things as warmups for like a week..they r very fun

[apocalypticavolition]

Let's (re)Read The Eye of the World! Chapter 3: The Peddler

Welcome back to my reread of The Wheel of Time with all sorts of hideous spoilers you should be running away from if you don't want to know them. Run like your britches are on fire, or I guess the opposite of that since if you're on fire you should probably stop.

Anyway, this chapter begins with the Dragon's Fang symbol, which typically symbolizes male channeling, Dragons real and false, and sometimes Darkfriends in these early books. This time around it's probably mostly about the news that's come into town.

The man on the wagon was Padan Fain, a pale, skinny fellow with gangly arms and a massive beak of a nose. Fain, always smiling and laughing as if he knew a joke that no one else knew, had driven his wagon and team into Emond’s Field every spring for as long as Rand could remember.

It is just a wee bit unfortunate that Fain's got the Jewish-coded nose situation, what with him being a merchant and also having a low-key obsession with murdering the current incarnation of Jesus.

Also the joke is he hates you all and hopes you die.

Fain, however, spoke freely if often teasingly, and spun out the telling, making a show to rival a gleeman. He enjoyed being the center of attention, strutting around like an under-sized rooster, with every eye on him.

It's probably this character defect that explains both why he fell to the Shadow and rose so quickly through the ranks to end up a lowkey Forsaken type. Dude probably heard that saying the Dark One's name got his attention and started chanting it under his breath wherever he went to the point that a Darkfriend had to be dispatched just to get him to STOP.

...his friendliness had always been of a peculiarly distant kind, backslapping without ever getting close.

Just practicing for the backstab, that Fain.

He'd be a great villain if in addition to sidestepping fate itself he didn't end up sidestepping the plot. Guess in a series all about fate, doing one is necessarily doing the other. But that's something else to get around to later.

“I had been thinking you were going to stay out on the farm through the whole Festival,” Perrin Aybara shouted at Rand over the clamor.

It's Perrin. I'd be excited about this but... Meh. He's probably my least favorite of the six main characters. I don't hate him but... Well, we'll get there.

Nice of him to finally show up though. (Nice of the show to put him in the mix right away.)

He could easily have pushed through the throng, but that was not his way. He picked his path carefully, offering apologies to people who had only half a mind to notice anything but the peddler. He made the apologies anyway, and tried not to jostle anyone as he worked through the crowd to Rand and Mat.

Note here that Perrin's way is "Do something in the least efficient way possible while offering up a lot of performative bullshit that does absolutely no one any good and is completely ignored anyway." We'll be coming back to this in book four if not sooner.

Rand’s last words exploded into utter silence, catching the peddler with an arm raised dramatically and his mouth open. Everybody turned to stare at Rand.

I dunno, the "protagonist accidentally shouts something that everyone hears due to an unexpected silence" shtick works better when it's genuinely hurtful or embarrassing. You'd think a bro telling someone "We'll talk later," would be the exact kinda shit you'd expect to hear right as it goes quiet at this kinda shindig.

His friends shifted uncomfortably, too. It had only been the year before that Fain had taken notice of them for the first time, acknowledging them as men. Fain did not usually have time for anyone too young to buy a good deal of things off his wagon.

Considering that none of the three of you have the means or reason to buy a good deal of stuff off of the wagon even now, I suspect Fain's interest is based a lot more in the whole hunting you down thing.

“What could be worse than wolves killing sheep, and men?” Cenn Buie demanded. Others muttered in support.

This is a very low-key thing to note in the Jordan Gender Jamboree, but as you'd expect for someone of his age, and not as you might expect for a land that is supposed to be gender neutral and might even be a bit pro-woman (nowhere near as much as real life is pro-man though), the gender neutral term for a person is "man".

“It’s evil times! No one claiming to be the Dragon Reborn for twenty years, and now three in the last five years. Evil times! Look at the weather!”

Gonna be six (add Taim, the unnamed False Dragon of Haddon Mirk, and Rand himself) in as many years in just a few months. Everyone except the dude who confused the DR with the DO is being pretty reasonable despite the general sense that they're being a bit panicky. Life's about to suck for you people.

“I didn’t hear Fain say this was a false Dragon. Did you? Use your eyes! Where are the crops that should be knee high or better? Why is it still winter when spring should be here a month?”

Again, Cenn Buie isn't quite as wrong as the narrative tries to play him off as. Logain ain't the real deal but he and the weather are portents of the end of the age.

A stunned silence fell. Rand looked at his friends. Perrin seemed to be seeing things he did not like, but Mat still looked excited.

This is dramatic irony because of course Perrin will be the kinder friend when it turns out Rand can channel and Mat will be a little racist about it. Though Perrin does dip out sooner while Mat stays to be helpful as long as he can.

“Enough of that from you, boy.” Cenn shook a gnarled fist in Ewin’s face. “Show a proper respect and leave this to your elders. Get away with you!”

And here's where Cenn veers back into the unequestionable dick category. Ewin's also got a point, and the narrative and Moiraine will be answering his question ("Why would a man channel if the taint ensures a fate worse than death?") soon.

“A party of them has ridden south from Tar Valon. Since he can wield the Power, none but Aes Sedai can defeat him, for all the battles they fight, or deal with him once he’s defeated. If he is defeated.”

And this right here is the driving force behind all of the societies of the Third Age (and one of the subtle indications that the AoL wasn't all that great, because they're actually mid-tier in their answer and below the modern west): how do you deal with channelers? Sadly, most societies chose to answer with, "Not very well."

That was Wit Congar; he hunched his shoulders at the stares some of the others gave him, but he held his ground.

Wit's priorities check out. Logain's in Ghealdan, which is close but not so close as to be an immediate threat. Daise is right here in town and she's already pissed and she wants her fucking pins.

Aes Sedai and wars and false Dragons: those were the stuff of stories told late at night in front of the fireplace, with one candle making strange shapes on the wall and the wind howling against the shutters. On the whole, he believed he would rather have blizzards and wolves.

This isn't quite dramatic irony because on the whole Rand's opinion never changes. Dude wants blizzards and wolves instead of the crap he has to deal with the whole damn time.

“Not if it means Aes Sedai here, either,” Rand added. “Or have you forgotten who caused the Breaking? The Dragon may have started it, but it was Aes Sedai who actually broke the world.”

Way to pass the buck, Mr. Dragon.

But I think a lot of the fandom forgets about this misconception when they're confused about why people are so mistrustful of Aes Sedai. The average person doesn't fully parse that "dude Aes Sedai went crazy and fucked the planet," they miss that first word and so in many ways Tar Valon is a potential powder keg in their eyes.

“What kind of need would be great enough that we’d want the Dragon to save us from it?” Rand mused. “As well ask for help from the Dark One.”

Answering your own question there, aren't you?

“Burn me!” Mat growled. “I’m only telling you what the guard said.”

Sorry Mat, I have to side with Perrin here and I never like not taking your side, but the last few years have taught me pretty well that people who repeat bullshit are just as much of a problem as the bullshitters.

Mat’s grin broadened. “It was last spring, just before the cutworm got into his fields and nobody else’s. Right before everybody in his house came down with yelloweye fever. I heard him do it. He still says he doesn’t believe, but whenever I ask him to name the Dark One now, he throws something at me.”

It's rough being an atheist in a world where at least one sort-of deity is perfectly happy to fuck you up, isn't it Bili?

Nynaeve al’Meara stepped into their huddle, the dark braid pulled over her shoulder almost bristling with anger.

Nynaeve! <3

It's going to be so wonderful when you put the sticks down and start beating people with the power of your soul instead, though. I can't really approve of a society where anyone, man or woman, is allowed to walk around beating people, even if it's someone as wonderful as Nynaeve is going to be.

Egwene stood a few paces behind the Wisdom, watching intently. Of a height with Nynaeve, and with the same dark coloring, she could at that moment have been a reflection of Nynaeve’s mood, arms crossed beneath her breasts, mouth tight with disapproval. The hood of her soft gray cloak shaded her face, and her big brown eyes held no laughter now.

And the last of the EF5 appears! Egwene's a really interesting character because of how well she throws herself into whatever culture she's in, so it's only natural that she starts out aping Nynaeve perfectly.

At the best of times he was never very nimble with his tongue when talking to any of the village girls, not like Perrin...

It's the first appearance of the fandom's favorite running gag. All three of the boys are absolutely convinced they're the worst at talking to girls. I think the narrative wants to suggest that they're all mostly alright at it except under big pressures, but I take a different tack: they are all equally awful at it and so wool-headed they don't understand that their best buds are just as bad as they are.

"...If I know them, they’re asking all the wrong questions and none of the right ones. It will take the Women’s Circle to find out anything useful."

This is taking the battle of the sexes really almost too far just because I can't possibly understand what questions Nynaeve thinks are wrong or unasked.

“Will you dance with me tomorrow?” That was not what he had meant to say. He did want to dance with her, but at the same time he wanted nothing so little as the uncomfortable way he was sure to feel while he was with her. The way he felt right then.

It's too abrupt a segue, he's lucky Egwene likes teasing him or she'd never have said yes.

Somehow, it had never occurred to him that she would reach marriageable age at the same time that he did.

It is pretty odd! Egwene is two years younger than he is and generally the sorts of societies where girls are eligible younger instead of at the same time are patriarchal ones where they're traded around like livestock. With livestock, when dowries are involved.

A proper egalitarian society wouldn't be rushing girls into adulthood and marriage sooner, especially since at 16 plenty of them will still be physically maturing. (And note that even at 18 both sexes are still mentally maturing.)

Egwene gave an exasperated sigh. “Well, maybe I’m strange, too. Maybe I want to see some of the places I hear about in the stories. Have you ever thought of that?”

Since I'm going to give Jordan lots of gender-related shit, I will give him props for having a story where the boys all really wanna stay home and not deal with epic adventures while the main girl is desperate to set out, see some interesting sights, and make something of herself in the process. It's a good and universal motivation and more fictional women need it!

“Of course I have. I daydream sometimes, but I know the difference between daydreams and what’s real.”

Not for long you don't! Of course, Egwene won't either due to her T'A'R habits. Really, by the end of the series both of you will have come to the independent conclusion that the world of dreams is the baseline, true reality while the physical world you inhabit is just a collective daydream everyone's having.

“That wasn’t what I meant. I was talking about me. Egwene?”

No Rand, you definitely were talking about both of you. You really are bad with the ladies and in this fight Egwene is not being silly at all to take offense to your words. Maybe you should see if Tam can buy a dictionary off of Fain while he's here so you can perfect your rhetoric.

“So he believed you,” Rand said, but Perrin shrugged.

Luhhan never gets the attention that Tam does, but he's definitely a good father figure. Bonus points to him for not ever dying or nearly dying.

“And you’ve been spreading these tales. Sometimes you have no sense, Rand al’Thor. The winter has been frightening enough without you going about scaring the children.”

One of Egwene's more unfortunate character flaws is her tendency to see the worst in all of her friends whenever the opportunity arises. I'm probably going to discuss this too because I have very complicated feelings about her - when she's aces she's aces but... Well, being snippy at Rand here is not the worst of what's to come. Frankly, Rand doesn't even get her at her absolute worst.

...the door of the inn opened and a man with shaggy white hair came hurrying out as if pursued.

Hooray for Thom! With his arrival, we've seen the entirety of the main TEotW party, though there's still several more main characters this book is going to introduce (and really we don't stop meeting mains until like book 9). Sadly, this is the end of the chapter, so I'll be stopping here.

Next time: Queen Elizabeth II! Sally Ride! Advice columnists no one remembers anymore! Nuclear annihilation! Stuff happening contemporaneously with the narrative instead of occurring some ten thousand years prior!

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[bbustign into your inbox disheveled] SYLVARI OCS BEST TO WORST KISSERS sincerely @wyldblunt

*bangs pans and pots* y'all want some SALADS @wyldblunt

OK O OK O K SO

1.Best : MUIRIN MUIRIN that guy has EXPERIENCE ;) knows exactly what to do and will make you knees WEAK. Stealing hearts everywhere, what a guy. Everyone should kiss them at least once in their life. Very sweet tho.

2. Learnt due to boredom: Crow! Had some centuries to learn how to kiss to the point he got good at it. But be careful there's a catch and the catch is he BITES. I MEAN... if you're into that though ... ;) . Not the softest kisser, tries to be careful at first. Fails every time due to fangs but hey, who doesnt want a piece of that.

3. Look is deceiving: Florami may looks like a tiny guy who's there all innocent. WRONG, he means business bro. He's that sort of guy who teases you just to see you mumbling and getting impatient and then goes for a real kiss. Bit cold at touch, not like you will notice later on.

4. Average guy ever, thinks he's hot stuff: Shen. No, truly, he's so egocentric he thinks he's the BEST at everything he does. The most you can tell is the smell of smoke, maybe the hint of perfume he tries to use to cover it. Really. Just average. Florami LAUGHS at him

5. Fumbles hard, overthinks, doesn't know what to do: Caoimhe. Yes. You heard it. The commander can't kiss. He tries! A lot! But he's so out of his comfort zone... Crow finds it cute and it's part of the commander's charm i guess. They bumped heads so many times...

He makes up with enthusiasm when he gets into it, once he stops being so shy and not cover his face(<---- another thing Crow finds adorable)

6. Doesn't care, didn't ask (for now): Hulijing. She doesn't care all about that jumbo, nor she's good at it. Like... everything you can think of about bad kisses? She WOULD. Hell, maybe even on purpose he's a bad kisser, who knows

Honorary mention would go to my in making deadeye, Rajan, who doesn't want anyone and yet he's accidentally so smooth he ends up being a nice kisser... I'd place him between Crow and Florami

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Obey Me Headcanons :D

A/N: As the title says lol

Feel free to take any of these for your own, perhaps a part two if I think to do it

A fair amount if these are made by drawings I’ve seen or just inspiration from others If you want any headcanons for specific characters, feel free to send an ask!

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Levi has freckles if you squint hard enough, and he has fluffy hair sometimes when he wakes up

The Older Bros have hairclips in each other color but Mams and Lucifer don’t wear them a lot, Levi does sometimes but he never explains the meaning

The amount of times Lucifer and Mammon saved Asmo from clubs early on in their time in the Devildom is a lot.

Mammon won Levi a plushy he wanted at a carnival once 

All of them have stims.

Beel makes a soft buzzing noise out of stress or boredom sometimes

Levi 100% has stress balls or toys that his brothers can use anytime, just some people Lucifer doesn’t use it all that much

Mammon has tattoos

Belphie has two forms, his solid form we are use to and his “gas” form. He can use the other form to seep into people’s minds more easily, whether to give them nightmares that seem so real and deadly or dreams that are calming and nice.

I imagine this gaseous form looks like a galaxy, transparent black with purple, blues and pinks with stars accompanying it.

Beel and Mammon sometimes has friendly racing competitions, Mammon, being the the faster one, often wins these but Beel is always close behind thanks to his stamina.

Asmo actually files down the edges of Satan’s claws if he lets him, giving him a even sharper edge and just making them look stylish with the nail polish he chooses.

I imagine the characters have a annual singing “competition” whenever a song is released for a character, singing to MC, you can imagine it romantically or just platonic fun (minus Luke, his is just platonic)

I like to imagine MC just being like “alright, new event, are the outfits going to be ugly or actually decent?” (this is more of a crack/joke headcanon obvi lol)

Lucifer has some very small specks of white in his wings if you squint really hard, and he’s thankful it isn’t that noticeable.

Mammon was a parent figure to baby Satan when Lucifer was busy, which was and is a lot.

Levi sucks on ice and he has a mini freezer where he keeps it. Whether it’s a game or just reading manga.

Satan grew his fangs when he was young, catching all the brothers by surprise

Beel always (or tries to) makes sure everyone has food before he eats too much, he cares for his family more then food

Belphie is the man to go to whenever you need extra pillows or blankets, you may have to promise him a cuddle session later (only if it’s you, if it’s anyone else, besides Beel, he’ll most likely say no)

You never want to catch Barbatos in a bad mood, while it usually takes a while for him to actually be in one, he has this threatening aura with a forced smile upon his lips if he does get mad.

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[ID: A drawing of Vampire Cookie and Sparkling Cookie. Sparkling is blushing and sweating as he averts his eyes from Vampire. He’s nervously smiling as he quotes a post by @/twinko that says, “Nice fangs bro do you want to make out I mean make out I mean make out I mean make out sorry I mean make out I mean ma.” Vampire is floating in the air and looks at Sparkling, slightly blushing as he puts a finger below his lip. Vampire has brown skin, red locs and bright red eyes. Sparkling has slightly lighter brown skin, freckles, and deep brown eyes. /End ID]

Fellas is it gay to