#no military obviously

[ff7-has-taken-me-over]

The medusa au is so cute thinking about it I imagine soap just bumping into ghost and ghost just freaking out because he is a myth in the village and is afraid he’ll scared this pretty man off but once soap looks up to him he smiles and apologizes to him and before he leaves he say, “y’know as a blind man I pride myself for seeing true beauty in things but I can tell you’re a very handsome man” then winked and waves ghost goodbye right then and there ghost falls for this strange, small, blind man. (Ghosts snakes are his wingman they make moves for him)

I got notified of this like 6 seperate times and it still took me forever to answer it cause I love procrastinating like that. Anyway!

I just gotta say this first, you said Ghost’s snakes act as his wingmen and it’s got me thinking that his snakes play on his actual feelings and thoughts cause he’s too hurt and stubborn to pay attention to them himself.

But onto the rest of it! So Soap’s always been good at reading people, blindness be damned, and he’s prided himself on that fact all his life. So when he crashes into someone broad, tall and quiet, something about the man just pings in his senses.

Something about that one point of contact just lets him know that this man is not only drop dead gorgeous but also impossibly good. He might not see himself as such but Soap’s never been wrong before.

Ghost is thrown at the behaviour of this strange little man, wondering why he’s not running for the town and crying about the monster he’s seen. But when he looks up he’s met with shining grey eyes, smile crinkling the corners and making him look breathtaking in the mid day sun.

The snakes that rest around his shoulders are quiet but they’re also intently fixed on the man, and Ghost can feel their interest in both him and the fact that he isn’t turning to stone.

But then Ghost catches the sort of haze in his eyes and realises the man’s blind. The snakes hiss quietly in pleasure at the knowledge and Ghost has to quickly shut them up so they don’t give him away.

The man apologises and walks off, leaving him with one last comment about how he knows Ghost is a handsome man despite being blind. It doesn’t make sense in Ghost’s head but he finds himself hard pressed to hate it when the man is smiling like that.

[crestapex]

Since y’all seemed to like the idea of Simon in/nearing his silver fox era… Let me also pitch an au for post-retirement Ghost with a bit of a bigger body (dad bod)

Like, sure he’s keeping up the best he can with a routine post-military, it’s been something he’s familiar with all his life so it’s not just something he can break habit of. Besides, he knows it’s at least good for his health to keep some sort of routine going and then slowly let loose. But ya know, he’s not running around on missions anymore and his gym routine is becoming a little sporadic

That and he’s with you. God you feed him so well, you’re the only person who can keep him in bed for longer than a few minutes. And as much as he enjoys it, the mirror in the bathroom is starting to tell him otherwise

He’s gotten a little pudgy, a little bit of fat around his tummy. His arms and thighs are still massive, but more soft nowadays. It’s like he’s been child proofed, which is something he’s never been used to. He still has all that muscle, but a lot of it is now covered in a layer fat, blubber almost, as you call it. He doesn’t hate it, but it’s starting to make him mourn a little bit for the military life he once had

You though? You think it’s adorable, and he knows you love it. He’s softer and bigger in your eyes, still just as perfect as the day you met him with all that thick muscle and bulging veins. He’s still your man, and at very least, at the very end of day that’s all that matters him

[nickorite]

My fav dynamic

[feroluce]

Love thinking about Sampo's possible early days after just infiltrating Belobog. Like imagine Sampo hiding out, spying on the captain of the guards, trying to learn all the important people's names and faces on this weird new planet if he's gonna make this whole thing work.

He likes watching the blonde one, he apparently has a thing for blondes now. There's also two idiots down there though, privates by the looks of them, and even from all the way up here, Sampo can tell just from watching their movements that they're talking while the captain is giving orders. Amateurs-

And then he hears that blonde captain guy yell for them to drop and give him 20 in his harsh voice and his military discipline tone and Sampo just. Freezes. Goes completely stock still. Slowly turns red and drops his face into his hands where he'd dropped almost face-first into the snow because ohhhhhh holy shit.

Sampo, looking up at the sky, face STILL red: You're doing this on purpose. You must be. You think this is fucking funny, don't you. Aha: 🔔🔔🔔🔔

[queermentaldisaster]

Ghost cuddling with Soap when his anxiety gets really bad, so bad that he's genuinely crying and dead silent. He knows Soap is horribly overstimulated, and Ghost's room has always and will always be sensory safe for both of them.

So they cuddle on those rare nights, when Soap's hit his limit and just needs to cry in someone's arms, because Ghost's the only one who understands.

[transsongtaewon]

Rereading the early chapters is fun, because you think there's a sort of funny scene coming up and then Kim Sunghan mentions his college days in passing and Yoojin thinks wouldn't it be nice to go to college. And then follows it up with I Need To Get Drunk.

[tempesttamers]

Ok but Anthony Ramos in Godzilla: King of Monsters (2019) makes for decent imagery of Javi in the military…

[kebriones]

With all their military and guns stuff, the fact that the US doesn't do a huge epic military parade for their day of independence is so uncool and boring. Why don't you guys give us a nice show come on. If we in greece can do it twice a year you can afford to do it once. Do you even do plays at school for it and read poems and sing songs or is it just fireworks and barbeque?

[voluptuarian]

I love trying to do historical research, you want an answer to a simple question like "could Jews serve in the British army in the 1880s" and you get back

Jews in the American Revolution

Jews in the American Civil War

Jews in World War I

Jews who fought for Nazi Germany

Thanks, that absolutely covers the time period and country I specifically asked for, couldn't have done it without you

[selfmaderibcageman]

lmaoooo

[calypsolemon]

If i am totally honest I kind of don't like how harsh some of the fandom is at Greg sometimes for being literally homeless and having a magical gem son at the same time. For sure there are places where Greg actually messed up but I feel like in the case of Steven partially growing up in a van and not really having access to medical care and lacking structure because of it is like. Homeless and poor people have kids and its not a moral failing on their part for our society not helping them meet their needs, yknow?

[s0fter-sin]

has anyone written a shameless x cod crossover bc i don’t know how to explain it but that’s exactly how i see the 141

[rottoons]

needed to draw down this very self indulgent "mercs work with dogs professionally and arent in an endless fucked up war" au

spy owns a black standard poodle and they compete in dog shows. but on the other hand she is both an award winning dog-show-er(???) and also #1 absent father. then scout is like there too competing in the adjacent interest of dog agility shows with his little jack russell. anyway thats where their story ends bc im not creative but i am trying to decide what to do with the other mercs so if u have any ideas LEAVE THEM DOWN IN THE COMMENTS, SMASH THAT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE BUTTON, PLUS THAT LITTLE BELL ICON FOR DAILY UPDATES AND THANK YOU FOR RAID SHADOW LEGENDS FOR SPO-[EXPLOSIONS]

[dammarchy211]

I need like, a pinterest board for what the inside and outside of CRIME hq looks like

[compacflt]

wip wednesday: made a HUGE amount of progress this week (for context—purple is unfinished & yellow is finished; last week all of them were purple) … i am in the home stretch here

[coockie8]

wait there are actually people out there who think roy would be completely 100% useless in a fight without his alchemy???????

I cannot even begin to express how much I desperately hope any and all posts I've seen that even remotely imply this are joking, because, unfortunately, yeah, some people do genuinely seem to believe that, and it drives me insane.