#non shopping

[magicalshopping]

Another offering to the bead goblins

[aubryjoi]

Battle cat stickers 🐱🔪

Coming to my shop for a limited time on 4/27! ⭐️

[kankuroplease]

Should he go to the hospital? Yes. Will he? No. Sakura is a med student and should be able to “handle it” if she’s going to work with Tsunade and Orochimaru one day 💀

[noctilin]

as promised, and for the first time in the past 5 years, i'm selling my stuff again with the help of @chipchopclipclop as i make a guest appearance in his store 🎉🎉 mostly old persona art but I've never sold half of these so technically they're new <3 orders on my items will get a silly ryuji sticker! side note that the surprise print is something I've made before but isn't akiham themed.

almost everything will ship from Australia and the shop is in AUD. if you're from the Philippines, you may order from the link provided below to save on shipping costs!

STORE LINK // CHIPS STORE POST // LINK FOR PH ORDERS

store will be open until DECEMBER 26TH and all items are PREORDER. stock will be ordered next year at the very start of JANUARY after the store period ends, so don't expect anything to get to you in time for the holidays (lol) -- epic pogchamp chip

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I shall force you to unironically declare that you're 'not like other girls'

[genderqueerdykes]

black trans pride ftm puppy boy & pansexual pride bunny traditional paintings available now on our ko-fi!

these are 9" x 6" hand painted with posca markers on sketchbook paper. they are physical paintings and will be shipped to you! if you are interested, we are a severely disabled trans person who was just homeless for 6 months, two of which were spent in a hotel and needles help stabilizing. everything donated goes straight toward our survival (rent, bills, transportation, hygiene, etc.)

you can find our paintings, jewelry and zines here:

[ryoalouette]

Oooh got inspired with DPxDC with cameo of other idk, anime cartoon and all that.

Pet Shop of Horrors AU

Of which CW is being a troll, Long Now is visible to several ppl. It's been reported that whoever enters will get creatures that aren't of natural origins. Most of what they get are living blobs that glow alarmingly green. Someone got a floating black cat thing. Another gets some sort of chubby blue bird(?) that can only say Puu. Someone got a literal pink fluff ball that somehow flies around with it's very pink tiny wings.

Damian saw the shop. None of the Batfam sees it. Not even Duke with his meta powers.

So he entered.

CW brought him not a blob though. It's Little Baby Man.

[spillthebea]

look at my baby lee of the jasmine dragon tea shop certaintly not firelord zuko; in my atla era more precisely in my zutara era

[tr0p1cal]

cats got your tongue

the star series master list

synopsis: finding a cat in the alley beside the Star was not how you expected to end the worst day of your life, but maybe it’s just what you need to bring a little light back in on a gloomy day.

pairing: minho x gn!reader

genre: angst, fluff, crack, coffee shop au, college au, non idol au

warnings: sexual themes, language, toxic ex, mentioned cheating, mention and consumption of alcohol, kys/kms jokes

note: this is strictly a work of fiction and not meant to portray a realistic version of the idols in any way. It is simply fantasy and meant purely for entertainment.

start: 23/9/23

end: tbt

status: ongoing (ish)

schedule: Monday and Friday (maybe💀)

🖍 = written portion within the part

teaser / aesthetic

introduction

one - L

two - nice distraction

three - questionable

four - not really but kinda really

five - trust your judgement

six - favoritism

seven - this you?

eight - get well soon I guess?

nine - no idea what a 3RACHA is..

ten - he’s alright I guess..

eleven - always get what I want🖍️

twelve - exiled for the time being

thirteen - Song Mingi hate club

fourteen - rainy gets bitches!?

fifteen - just don’t get caught

sixteen - very wrong

seventeen - not my business

eighteen - would give the would to you

(coming soon)

nineteen -

twenty -

twenty one -

twenty two -

twenty three -

twenty four -

twenty five -

…

bonus parts

lee knows birthday

tag list is always open!

[deepwaterwritingprompts]

Deep Water Prompt #3204

There’s a siren hogging the stage at the karaoke bar who couldn’t hypnotize a brick. I pretend to be under the spell; if I have to listen to one more attempt, I’ll scream. 

[magicalshopping]

i am coping

[aubryjoi]

Konpeito Possum blind bag pins! ⭐️🩷

Full Konpeito Possums collection dropping in my shop on 3/16 for a limited time 🍬

[babybluebunco]

angeldust adult pacifier

SOLD

price: $60 USD free shipping within the US

!! DO NOT steal or copy our designs !!

Customs: Open

[slimestack]

ophelia and clarice & miata chibis :)

now available on my ko-fi as stickers!

[luna-alatus]

"Shopping with a Bag of Bandages"

----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ➷ Headcanon➷ ╚» Prompt: 'Daily grocery trip with the bandaged man-child' ╚» Character/s: Dazai Osamu ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- » Dazai Osamu ➶ Dazai is one hell of a man-child, everyone in the agency knew this.. (reader) knew this the most since the bandaged idiot would always cling onto them. ➶ And by cling onto them, I mean literally cling onto them- whether it be grabbing their hand, an arm around their shoulder, waist etc. Or even just having a grasp on the sleeve of their clothes. ➶ Though (reader) ever since they joined the agency a little later after Osamu, well they just got used to his behavior in time. (Though Kunikida always offers to pull Dazai back whenever he got too touchy. Though the (reader) got it covered.) ➶ And well, Dazai's clinginess would go on even out of the Agency's boundaries. Like in public for example and whenever they found themselves in (reader)'s apartment for some reason. ➶ The (reader) at this point got another copy of their apartment key and just gave it to Dazai having had enough of them picking at the lock of their apartment and scarring the living shit out of them in the middle of the night whenever they'd just see them in their living room after they'd get up to pee or get a glass of water. ➶ Which is why.. they weren't bothered with the fact they had a walking bag of bandages with them in the grocery store as they bought what they needed. It was after all.. the day they'd usually always get groceries. ______________________________________________________________

» Scenerio

While the (reader) was in the dairy section of the grocery store they were in right now, as they checked on their grocery list, they would ignore the bandaged male clinging onto them right now.

The male's head buried in their shoulder as they'd hear the guy whining on how they wanted to check the hardware store nearby from here.

"(Reader)~ Come on! When we're done here can we please..! Go check that hardware store nearby..~"

Dazai Osamu, the bandaged male clinging onto the poor (h/c) haired person's torso merely sighed at the male's words as they'd walk away from the shelves of the dairy section as they'd place the cartoons of milk they got in the cart.

Dragging Dazai with them as they had their arms around their torso.

"Bandages, no. You're just going to go in there and try to find some tools to help you with another one of your suicide schemes."

This just made the brown-haired male whine again, and in their ear as well as they once again had their head buried into their shoulder as they'd start to push their cart to a different isle in the grocery store.

"Come on (reader).. I won't go doing that I promise! Please..."

As they'd pause again in pushing the cart to check and grab the things they needed in the current isle they were in, (reader) would glance at the bandaged bastard clinging onto them.

Huffing softly as they'd see the guy giving them those innocent puppy eyes of theirs, (reader) could practically see their eyes even watering slightly to add onto the effect.

Oh this bastard.. this guy was such a bastard.

But even then.. how could (reader) ever say no to that look of theirs? Though of course, they'd just suggest a different compromise they could do.

"Fine, but- we aren't going to the hardware store. Although, hm.. I'll probably regret this but I'l get you what you want in the grocery store instead."

Dazai would perk up at this, head lifting off of their shoulder slightly.

"Really?"

A pause, before a sigh was heard. (Reader) nodding to confirm they were being serious.

"Really, just don't go buying cleaning supplies and no knives, another thing.. you can only buy food items. Alright?"

Yeah.. they weren't taking any chances with the bag of bandages, knowing them they'd try to buy stuff in the grocery store that may kill them so.. food items were all they'd get them.

"Alright!~ Thank you (reader)-san~.."

(Reader) would chuckle softly at this, "Your welcome, also don't use 'san' at the end of my name.. it makes me feel old."

The (reader) would feel the male bury their head into their shoulder again, feeling the male's warm breath on the skin of their exposed neck as they'd finish grabbing the products they needed in the isle they were currently in.

They were about to push the cart again to head elsewhere before they'd feel Dazai's arms tighten around their waist slightly.

"Hm? Osamu.. what is it?"

(Reader) could already tell whenever there was something going on in the bandaged detective's head.. so feeling their arms tighten around them. Of course they'd ask if there was something wrong.

"(Reader).. is it alright if you cook me crab? Or that one crab soup you cooked for me when I was sick that one time.."

A very humble request, hm, a chuckle was heard from the (h/c) person. Reaching a hand over to gently comb through the brown-haired male's locks gently..

"Sure bandages, is that what you want to buy here?"

They'd feel them nod against their shoulder, smiling, they'd go on ahead and push the cart to where they had kept all their seafood stuff.

And as they were pushing the cart, eyes on them since they had a grown ass man clinging onto their torso for dear life, despite the loud sounds of the grocery store and the fact they were focused on pushing the cart to their next destination.

They'd hear a soft mumble from the male clinging onto them..

"Thank you.. (reader) for everything.."

Dazai Osamu may be a man-child, despite the fact he was also a very incredible and smart detective, and can be quite the suicidal maniac and pain in the ass to take care of.

This would never stop (reader) from taking care of them.. and of course, this meant it would never ever burden them to take care of the male.

Dazai was a.. complicated man to understand, some would even call him an enigma. But (reader) would always strive to understand them, to care for them..

Because hidden underneath all of those masks and layers they made hide themselves in, Dazai Osamu was something he never considers himself at times.

He was Human, just like anyone else around him.

And (reader) would always be there to remind him of that fact.

[livwritesstuff]

So I’ve made a few references to Steve being an Excel guy as an adult (because someone had to be in charge of Steve and Eddie’s money and it certainly wasn’t going to be Eddie).

He’s got the classic spreadsheets – monthly budget, college savings projections, income tracking because he and Eddie both work jobs with variable incomes (Steve is a counselor and Eddie is an author), the whole nine yards.

Steve also has some “extracurricular” spreadsheets. I’ve talked about how Steve has a spreadsheet tracking the combinations of Mario Kart racers/vehicles he tries out (there’s a ranking system involved, it’s very complex). He’s got one for his fantasy football league, obviously, and he and Moe put money on their March Madness brackets so there’s a spreadsheet for that too.

Eddie’s personal favorite is the one comparing monthly expenses by kid, which isn’t exactly a necessary metric per se, but from it stems a game Steve and Eddie secretly play: who is the most expensive Harrington daughter?

The winner tends to rotate throughout the year, but Hazel is usually their least expensive child in the long run. She does ballet, which isn’t too bad when she’s little but then she graduates to pointe shoes, and Steve had no idea that not only do pointe shoes set you back $100 minimum, they also wear out ridiculously fast, and, as he’s been told many times, you can’t wear the dead ones.

Moe usually takes that top spot in the winter – elite basketball teams aren’t cheap by any stretch of the imagination, and then in high school she gets into snowboarding, which is somehow even more expensive. She’s also consistently the reason they hit their health insurance deductible every year. 

Robbie is their overall most expensive kid by a mile. She drove up their car insurance by getting into an accident a month after she got her driver's license, had braces for five years, and the prescription on her glasses has changed every eighteen months since she was seven. She’s notorious for breaking her phone, so she racks up quite a tab in that regard too (the one year they got a protection plan was also the one year she had no phone-related incidents, so they didn’t even bother renewing it – they just make her suffer with a cracked screen for a few months before they finally drag her to the mall to get it fixed). There’s also the year Eddie bought her an electric violin which was, naturally, not cheap (Eddie argues it shouldn’t count because he was the brains behind that operation).