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fuwaprince · 4 months

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Um excuse me ma'am may I also be protected by the endangered species act of 1973 👉👈

#Federal agencies cannot jeopardize listed species' existence or destroy critical habitat (Section 7).#Federal agencies will use their authorities to conserve endangered species and threatened species (Section 7).#it is illegal to “take” an endangered species (Section 9). “Take” can mean kill #harm #or harass (Section 3).#not a jest

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huachengsromcom · 1 month

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People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys

San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST

They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-

Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU

Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do

And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST

#this is half in jest #but #I know some people don’t count it as “real until they kiss but THIS is honestly so gay of them #it’s in the subtext it’s in everything THAT ISNT a kiss #it’s so queer #Hua Cheng is ALL IN XL is just too innocent to Grasp It #XL is saying “come round to my tiny shack whenever sleep on my mat with me BEST FRIEND I will be your home” and HC is SUFFERING #the armoury scene is favourite of the entire thing #I was like my brother in Christ HAVE YOU NO SHAME #and knew immediately I would love him forever #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #mxtx tgcf #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #she’s being unhinged again

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kittvyxo · 8 months

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it’s so relatable

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carnivalwizard · 7 months

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wizards see a swirling elixir and r like "anyone gonna chug this?" then get sent to the mirror dimension

#i need to. sleepe #jesting #wizardposting #wizard #wizardblr #wizardblogging #elixir #elixir chugging #mirror dimension #relatable #🤪

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ladybugkisses · 6 months

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Happy Halloween! !! 🎃

y'know i had to make something related to ♣️ this ♣️ comic

#she's gonna spend the whole night saying “i jest” at every chance she gets :^)#lackadaisy #rocky rickaby #mitzi may #dorian ''zib'' zibowski #selfinsert #selfship #art tag

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sapphothetic · 5 months

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david foster wallace, susannah irene, anne carson

#this is how i’ve been feeling lately #it’s been soooo long since i made one of these #actually typed it out and made it pretty this time everyone clap #yaz.txt #parallels #web weaving #web weaves #compilation #david foster wallace #susannah irene #anne carson #infinite jest #words #quotes #dark academia #dark acadamia #aesthetic

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karolkazx · 29 days

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︰₊˚꒰🎀꒱ • Manifestuje wam :

꒰🎀꒱ Wystające kości ꔫ‧₊꒷ : reblog + like

꒰🌸꒱ „Chciała bym być taka chuda jak ty” ꔫ‧₊꒷ : like

꒰🐇꒱ Większa atencja ꔫ‧₊꒷ : komentarz

꒰🥛꒱ Mniejsze ubrania, poprzednie za duże ꔫ‧₊꒷ : reblog

꒰🎀꒱ Wszystko ꔫ‧₊꒷ : reblog + komentarz + like

#bede motylkiem #chude jest piękne #chudej nocy motylki #chce byc lekka jak motylek #motylki any #lekka jak motyl #blogi motylkowe #lekkie motylki #motylki blog #manifesting #chce byc lekki #motyle w brzuchu

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littlebutterflysbloog · 1 month

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🦋 Wiesz co masz wspólnego z jedzeniem?

Jedzenie ocieka tłuszczem.

Ty też ociekasz tłuszczem. 🦋

~𝒱𝒾𝓋𝒾ℯ𝓃𝓃ℯ

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eclipwze04 · 30 days

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ja 24/4

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chudeszlugi · 1 month

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#low cal diet #mealsp0 #motylki any #motylki blog #pamiętnik motylka #thinspø #chude jest piękne #chude nogi #chude uda #chude ciało

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chudoscsstuff · 1 month

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Dla osob ktore teraz tego potrzebują.

Jesli masz kryzys i czujesz ze zaraz sie poddasz i dostaniesz napadu PRZECZYTAJ TO!!

Z czasem bedzie coraz latwiej, żołądek nam sie zmniejsza a organizm przyzwyczaja. Najgorsze są pierwsze 2/3tyg. I moga zdarzać sie napady ale jak wytrzymasz potem nie bedzie az tak korciło by jesc. Warto tez wyrobić nawyk picia !! Jesli poczujesz głód to juz po czasie nawet nie pomyslisz o jedzeniu tylko pojdziesz sie napic.

Info. z wlasnego doswiadczenia !

Chudej nocy motylki <33 Good luck