#not even a competition

[streamsofstardust]

🎂🥳🎈🫶🏻🥰

[photozoi]

Facing off against the Big Guy, Mr the Mung Bean vs the Young(ish) Prince

Mr the Bean wondering if he has at last bitten off more than he can chew.

Mr the Mung Bean, Silken Windhound and the Young(ish) Prince, Borzoi.

Just FYI, for anyone unfamiliar with coursing dogs... we do not let the Borzoi play with the Silkens unsupervised. And when anyone looks like they are getting a bit amped, out they go. The size difference can be a real hazard, and even though the Prince is 10 years old and thinks he gave birth to the Bean and so is appointed his caregiver for life, mistakes can happen.

[mono-blogs-art]

anyway. the new bandori summer outfits are good overall but Roselia won so fucking hard because Ako's outfit is a stellar 20/10. kissing the art team because they got the assignment

literally everything about it is perfect they did her so well. lil daughter

[dimehun]

Diana with curly hair >>>>>>

[looknstr8grzzly]

Bro really tried to use "kick the can" as a reason as to why his generation is better

[whycantwegivellove]

what’s the best song from frozen the musical and why is it dangerous to dream

[parcai]

now tell me why im bawling

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce gets accosted by reporters and one of them asks "Is it true that you're in competition with Superman to win Batman's affections?" and he is so taken aback bc what the fuck are they even talking about? There are a million questions going through his head such as, since when was superman into batman? since when was this public knowledge? wtf did bruce say to imply that he was into batman as well? And he doesn't have an answer to any of these questions so he just smiles and says, "No, I'm not. The word competition implies that Superman has a chance, which he does not."

why did he say that? Bruce doesn't know, it just felt like that's how Bruce Wayne would've responded bc what's more Brucie than fighting with Superman for Batman's heart? anyway, upon reflection, this was maybe not the best response in terms of long term consequences, but he's committed to the bit now.

a week after all this goes down, news reporter Clark Kent is caught saying that Batman deserves better than Bruce Wayne, so is a third suitor putting his hat in the ring to win over batman?

[stuckinapril]

friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me

[cosmosnout]

Revelations.

[puphoods]

lisa vs ianthe is so funnyyy hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby moment

[hellenhighwater]

I was waiting for something and wound up watching part of an episode of the Apprentice UK and discovered a new fun fact about myself: watching people who claim to be good at negotiating fuck up literally the most basic negotiation tactics fills me with a wild animal rage

[mobius-m-mobius]

Tom on more of Owen's s2 improv (x)

[petricorah]

i think korra would really like climbing [ids in alt]

[nerves-nebula]

i love to see people who are like "you can talk about csa but not around minors that's gross!" like idk how to tell you this but. who do you think is getting csa'd. i'll give you a hint: the first letter in csa does not stand for "adult"

[daughter-of-sapph0]

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