#not reid tho

[meet-me-in-the-pouringrain]

everyone in the bau is just like me

they all wanna fuck emily prentiss

[spicy-apple-pie]

yeah... I've been watching a lot of Criminal Minds...

Commission Info

[whoisspence]

hands in pockets yup that's what this post is about

[puretopia]

[starch1ldz]

Spencer smiling down at his phone

Morgan: So, who's the lucky girl??

Spencer: ... Who said it was a girl?

Morgan: Pause, rewind, WHAT?

[darlingifalltopieces]

Spencer sitting cross-legged wearing his converse 😋

Thats the whole post.

[thetheatreofvampires]

this man is never beating the possessed by lestat allegations

[imagining-in-the-margins]

Spencer Reid, S10E11 "The Forever People" (deleted scene)

[loranatitan]

Me when I have kids in a fic but they have the most horrendous names imaginable and I have to stop reading because of it:

[gublersg1rl]

i am the girl in all of these photos

[cerisereids]

thinking about the time henry wanted to be spencer for halloween. he was clearly so excited, now imagine how excited he’d be with his own baby :,) i hc spencer as a girl dad always, so i think he’d love playing detective with his little baby girl 🥹🥹

[valorcon]

a gif set regarding my thoughts of the various lestat variations. 

[whoisspence]

no put them on PUT THEM ON

[horrorofmyown]

HOT TAKE

Spencer is kinda newish to sex, but with being such a book nerd, you KNOW he learned how to please a woman.

I can see him now getting to a smutty part of a book and him shifting in his seat. He lets out a sigh and like, that’s how he SEES a partner. Like how we read our fanfics and one shots.

I can see him worshipping his lover, in the sweet versions of his books. He will make them feel euphoric and in a way I think he will feel the same.

[incorrect-ralvez]

Emily: You know what? Let’s give it a go. What’s the worst that could happen?

Spencer: Humiliation, embarrassment, fire, explosions, collisions, tears, nudity and death.

[chrisevansleftpeck]

Do Not Enter

Spencer Reid x Female!Reader

You and the team had just landed back at Quantico after a rather long case and the first thing you wanted to do was head to your desk and pack everything up so you could get home to your thirsty plants.

As you rifled through your drawers, looking for the charger you'd left there before the case had started, your hand came across a small wrapped gift in the very back of the drawer. You pulled it out and into the light, revealing a square shaped present, wrapped in "Crime Scene Do Not Cross" tape? You scanned the room, it was only you and Spencer, every one else had cleared out.

"Oh my god." You heard Spencer whisper, studying you with the present.

"What?" You wanted to drop it. You were not wanting to open a clue to a case or something. Even heroes needed rest.

Spencer twiddled with his thumbs nervously at your response, almost like he'd been caught. "Nothing...that's just old."

You carried it over to him, sturdying yourself on top of his desk as he gazed up at you from his spinny chair. "What is it?" You shook it a little before handing it to him.

Spencer cleared his throat a little, "Well, um, it's an old gift. I got it for you a while ago. Some little Russian bookstore had opened by my apartment and- well, i'll spoil it."

Your face lit up as you grabbed it back from him, kicking your feet as you unwrapped it. It was old as dust, but it was beautiful: a collectors edition of Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky. "Oh that's so beautiful." You whispered, completely engulfed in the book.

You leaned forward placing your hand on Spencer's tall shoulder to leave a small kiss on his cheek. Spencer's face lit on fire, but you dove right back into examining the book. It was all so quick it almost didn't even happen, just like the last time you'd done that- a "casual peck". You and Spencer never spoke about it, but you'd been kissing his cheek every once in a while and he couldn't bear to stay silent anymore.

"Why'd you wrap it in that tape-" You started.

"You kiss me a lot." You looked down at him and placed the book to the side of you on his desk.

"I guess so." You continued to kick your feet anxiously, just teetering on the edge of freaking out.

Spencer was quick to realize how anxious you were, so he gently took your hand in his, soothingly swiping his thumb over you skin. "I like it." He mentioned.

Your heart beat so fast you were sure he could feel it through your hand at this point. "You do?" The room felt hot, you felt hot. Without thinking, you slowly slid off of his desk, brushing your skirt off, then letting Spencer pull you onto his lap. Your face lingered so close to his you could feel his sweet breath against your cheek.

"I like you." Spencer gently tucked a strand of hair behind your ear before pulling you in by the chin for a real kiss. No more games, he felt good against your lips. You pressed harder into him, letting your arms rest around his shoulders and neck.

You kept going until Specner groaned a little, breaking the sounds of anything but your kisses. You pulled back, flustered.

"Is there any more of that Do Not Enter tape for this room?" You asked, causing Spencer to giggle and wrap you up in his arms.