#not safe for work hcs

[arttrampbelle]

Random shang tsung hcs

Cw:nsfw content. Fluff.

Tried to make it gn but it leans towards fem reader. My apologizes if this isn't my best. Its kinda done on the fly. I needed to put out some hc kontent for people.

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Sfw:

I hc shang is an ugly crier. Like when he genuinely is upset,crying,etc. He's a fucking mess. Not many ever see this,so if you do. He trusts you completely. He hates feeling vulnerable.

I also have a whole ass astrology chart for him. Maybe I'll post it up later. I hc him a Taurus sun with a scorpio moon. This explains why his emotional breakdowns are oof. (Scorpio and Taurus are opposite,they are similar but different ways of handling things but they are more alike than different. But both are fixed and very stubborn,very deep,and very loyal to those they deem safe and trustworthy) again i have a whole chart for him. And I'll explain why i personally feel these fit him. (Again my personal hcs plz dont take it too much to heart this is just how i see him)

Shang tsung is particular about his hair,he takes very good care of it. Hair,in some cultures is a symbol of status and health. He takes very very good care of himself. So if his hair is absolutely disheveled. He either isn't doing so good,if his demeanor is sour. Or if he's in a good mood,he just got laid. Those are the only times he's got "bed head hair". He doesn't even let his servents touch his hair. So if he let's you,he trusts you. Unless if you're hired as his personal handmaiden,then well that's your job. But depending on how intimate or close you are in your relationship with him,he might let you go further. Either way he trusts you.

Shang doesn't tolerate disrespect. Of any kind. Especially during a tournament. He takes his role as tournament master seriously. All guests on his island,regardless if "friend" or foe. Hospitality is his specialty. All will be accommodated for. If you are disrespected,uncomfortable with someone,or someone was "out of pocket",he will step in. Especially if you're a woman (he has a bias towards in favor of women,he trusts them more,goes the extra mile more and tends to be in more favor of women in kombat,not that he doesn't trust men. Its just an unfortunate circumstances in his past that a lot of men tended to be assholes n rude around him. He's got high ass standards for men) or if you are a new kombatant (if you're new,he's gonna go a little easy on you. Because this is your first kombat,maybe even tournament. He will be extra extra gentle with you. He wants to make a good impression. Hee hee). He hates rudeness towards people who he deems as (pardon this please) soft,gentle or looks "weak" (Look he doesn't mean anything by it ok?) Mostly outside of kombat. In kombat however,your ass better be ready. He won't be as forgiving. But outside of kombat he is poised,collected,and a soothing presence. But yeah if someone's giving you trouble,all you gotta do is tell him. And he will deal with them immediately. You never have to worry about such matters with him. But especially if he likes you.

Shang tsung loves to drink morning tea and watch the sun rise. And also read n have tea before bed. As long as he does this,He feels his day is complete. Regardless if the day was "good" or not.

Shang tsung loves fruit,all kinds. But especially Tropical or outworld "exotic" fruits. Feed this man a peach,apple,or fave fruit of your choice and he will be absolutely over the moon. The only time he'll ever be practically putty melting in your hands. He loves being pampered and to pamper. Absolutely loves gentle and romantic acts of service. God damn soft shang is fucking a treat. Totally the guy to love the champagne/wine and strawberries thing.

Shang tsung is the type to be genuinely hurt if you are down on yourself. Like if you tend to be harsh on yourself,doubts,etc. He sees you as his greatest treasure. So why talk that way about yourself? He never sees you that way. He sometimes gets even a bit mad that you feel so lowly. "Dont ever lower yourself to anyone!" He would command. "You are beautiful/handsome/gorgeous,amazing,talented. Much more of a higher standing than any of these lowly souls" . Shang is totally the man to gas you up. Put you in front of a mirror. "Purr" or "coo" in your ear and say how absolutely ravishing you are. Maybe even dress you up in fine clothing. Silk even. Like this man hates seeing you down,but especially if it's you being mean to you. Not on his watch!

Shang tsung sometimes likes to watch you. Nothing in particular. No real reason. He likes to people watch. But especially you. He loves to watch you do mundane things. Or even when you train. If you are happy,cheerful. Or even stimming. He finds it absolutely delightful. He loves your company,if ever should be the day where he can't enjoy your company. He would be very distraught and very sad.

Shang is love is absolutely suffocating,intense,hot,loyal,like the devil in love. I can't see it any other way. He of course will be respectful to his beloved. However. The internal feelings of this man for you is fucking insanely high. No words could be put how much he loves you and the lengths he would go for you. He is legit a gomez. "I would kill for them,i would die for them. Either way,what bliss"

Nsfw under the cut:

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Shang tsung totally has a praise kink. This mofo you can't tell me wouldn't. Giving AND receiving. He will praise you to the highnth degree. Telling you in increat detail on how fucking gorgeous you are. You body,the way your smile curves,your eyes. Your hips. Etc. Like unf. This man knows how to make you feel adored. But in the same,he likes the return. To be worshiped. But i bet you knew that. Tell him how handsome and intelligent his is. Praise his mind especially and you got him hooked! Tell him how beautifully sculpted his body is. How fine this mofo is. And again,melted.

Ok shang tsung? Is shang hung. Like nothing super outrageous. But he's got some length,and a bit of girth. 8-9inch length. A decent girth nothing again outrageous. However it will stretch you slightly. Might takes some wiggle to get it in. But it feel good af.

Shang loves to talk dirty. But he's classy about it. Like he'll say things more like "you like being masters whore?" (Emphasizes the word whore with some harsh r sounds like almost a purr or a hiss) or "you take my cock so well my dear" (i hc shang says cock rather than dick or penis or any cheesy euphemism. He's too classy).

Shang tsung if you both are nude in bed. Enjoying each others company with some wine. He's the type to take either your nipple of your breasts (if you're afab),a finger,or if you want drip it on your sex. And lick it off.

He totally has toys. Magic toys,exotic edenian dildos,etc. He would use them on you. He prefers still himself,all natural,non gmo shang cock. Buuuuut if you aren't in the mood,he's busy,or you just wanna tease or try something different. He's willing to use some magic on you while fucking you with a toy. Like this man has it down pat. You're taken well care of. And he won't stop till you've had enough. Speaking of which

This man has fucking stamina for daaaaaaaaays. Even as a foxy grandpa. This man could go for hours. He won't let up till either of you are truly satisfied or you both pass out. Like kombat,he can go several rounds. Works your ass like it's his profession. >:3c

He can be soft,sensual,and slow love making. Like every stroke is just pure ecstacy. If you want it sweet,his love is like absolute honey. Or.....he could pound that ass out and make you beg like his personal whore. Mewling and begging to him. Not caring if anyone hears you. So what if they hear you. They outta know how much he loves you. And how good he fucks you. They know they'll never have you,he has you all to himself. Smug bastard he is. But his aftercare? Top notch! He will care for you like you're a delicate petal on fresh snow. Soothe any "marks" he may have left. Kiss every inch so gently. A bath? Yes. A massage? Most definitely. Anything you need. You got it. Anything you wanna do for him? You got it.

Shang tsung is the type that if he fucks you on his throne,in his throne room. If you going doen on him. He doesn't care if people see. Tho he prefers privacy in that area. But it's not as huge of a deal. However. If he's going down on you? Nah they better leave. He hates being interrupted. Eating you out/succing you.

Places on your body he absolutely is over the moon about. If reader is afab: he loves your hips,thighs,breasts,and loves to rub your clit. Pays extra attention. Yeah he knows where its at. He knows exactly how to work that pearled pussy. If reader is amab: your chest,your stomach,your arms and biceps. Loves to play with your balls. If reader is gn/in general regardless of sex or gender: your eyes,your face. The small of your back. He loves to cum on your face,chest,lower back. And if you are comfortable he will inside you buuuut if not. Those areas will do.

Shang tsung loves to watch you play with yourself. Don't matter if he's in the mood or not. He might join and play with himself with you if he is. Mutual masturbation is something that happens quite often im sure. But overall,he just likes to watch you. He might comment on how good you are with yourself. Either way. He likes to spectate. He is a tournament master after all

It isn't easy to rile him him. Getting him hot and bothered may seem like an easy task but its anything but. However,once you do. You are guaranteed to get fucked by him. One of The best ways,is to tease and stim his mind. Good conversation,genuine honeyed words and compliments. (Remember it needs to be genuine,he'll smell fakeness from a mile away) put the ball in his court,he'll play all day. Once you stim his mind and get him going he'll play lovers chase in no time.

Remember shang will undress you with his eyes and mind before ripping it off with his hands.

He won't ever say no to a blowjob. However,he loves giving you oral more. Besides he loves to fucking tease. (Gdi shang!)

Shang if he's away from his island from you. (Hey more likely that's where you'll be ok?) Like for some reason if he's in outworld,doing various personal errands. (Not for shao kahn because i hc after a certain point,he wasn't under shao kahn anymore and was free. But twice as dangerous for others because of his still unpredictability. I have a whole thing for that. But thats for another post). But if he's somewhere private,away from you. And he starts missing you and is in a "mood"*tm* . He'll start playing with himself,he doesn't usually do this,he'd rather wait till he gets home to you to relieve himself to you. But hey,sometimes it is what it is. He'll be quick about it tho. He hates getting caught with his literal pants down when not at home. He gets embarrassed easy.

Nothing changes if he's an old man or when he's young and rejuvenated. Tho i would say sex with shang as an old man tends to be more tender,slower,and more romantic. More passionate. When he's rejuvenated,healed,and full of vigor again. He'll be more confident in getting a bit more rough. Again not to say he wouldn't as an old man. He just is more self conscious about it. You'd need to be gentle with him in his more vulnerable state. Praise him genuinely as an old man and he may be a bit more interested in fucking you harder or being a bit more exerting.

Ok that's all for now. I may make more sometime.

Hope you guys like it.

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[lizadale]

[softer-ua]

I headcanon that Izuku’s dad isn’t totally absent—he’s just about as interesting to Izuku as a lamp.

Hizashi calls twice a month, stays semi-engaged in conversation, and even remembers to send holiday presents on time. The problem? His gifts are things like “Your First Finances Kit” or other painfully boring, practical items.

Inko was initially drawn to him for that very predictability—his steady job, his reliability. But in the end, that same unwavering focus on his work was what drove them apart. He didn’t cheat, he didn’t mistreat her—he just prioritized his career above everything, including his family.

Eventually, she realized that no matter how much she loved him, she and Izuku would always come second to his job.

So, they separated, because Hizashi wanted follow his career moving all time including overseas, and that wasn’t what Inko thought would be good for Izuku.

Hizashi still checks in, still follows his schedule like clockwork.

If Izuku ever called him, Hizashi would drop everything to answer, but every conversation inevitably turns into a long-winded monologue somehow tied back to his job.

Just like Izuku, his entire worldview is shaped by his obsession—except instead of heroes, it’s… whatever corporate science he’s working on.

One day, Izuku’s upset with his struggle to make friends in middle school, but he doesn’t want to tell his mom, so he calls his dad.

Big mistake. Instead of actual advice, he gets a detailed lecture on how socializing is like the delicate science of developing toothpaste.

He cannot escape.

Two hours later, Izuku has paced his entire room, solved a Rubik’s cube, finally mastered drawing an anatomically challenging mutant hero, and perfected his All Might impression.

And the entire time, all he hears is:

“Toothpaste, toothpaste, enamel, fluoride, toothpaste. Does that make sense, son?”

[ssseashell]

— some Safe Haven Newtmas headcanons 🫂

Thomas would often feel the need to ask Newt how he's feeling because of his leg pain that somehow only grew worse after being so close to the past Gone before receiving the cure;

Every time that happened, Newt would say it's fine, even if it wasn't. He knew if he told Thomas the truth, the brunet wouldn't let him help the community and work on their little farm for the rest of the day (it's his favorite activity, and also makes him feel useful).

Now that they actually had time to sit, talk and know each other better, Newt would spend hours telling Thomas his Glade stories from the time the brunet hadn't arrived yet;

Thomas would listen to it with a smile on his face, relieved that now everything was over and Newt could rest and remember about the days of the Glade by the good bits.

Somehow they found an old record player and vinyls from before the Sun Flares in Safe Haven, and they sat together in silence just listening to songs for the first time.

During bonfires, Newt would stay up late chatting with their friends. Thomas would also stick around but, after feeling exhausted, would just sleep with his head on Newt's lap.

Stolen glances;

Hugs that lasted way longer than usual;

Acts of service and helping each other with their tasks once they were done with their own.

Newt started to question their relatioship after a while, especially when he would find Thomas helping or playing with the kids of the community and he noticed his heart would flutter at the view for some reason;

Thomas also started to look at Newt differently, mostly because everytime he would sleep on Newt's lap during bonfires, the blond woke him up with a sweet, low voice, whispering right next to his ear so they could get up and go to bed and his heart would stop.

Still, none of them would bring it up, afraid the other didn’t feel the same and they would only destroy their friendship.

But they didn't need to, of course, because Minho was the first one to bring up the fact they had feelings for one another the second he noticed how oblivious the two were.

[natsuki-bakery]

⁎˚ ఎ 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐋 𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐄 ໒ ˚⁎

hiii, I was wondering if I could get regressor Vergil from Devil May Cry headcanons? tysm!!

•Vergil doesn't regress on purpose. It happens when he's overwhelmed, exhausted, or mentally vulnerable

•Because Vergil bottles everything up, when he regresses, it's usually sudden and deep—he goes from his usual stoic self to a quiet, withdrawn child

•He struggles to accept care, even when he needs it. If someone ( like Dante or Nero ) tries to comfort him, he might initially reject it before slowly allowing it

•Age Range: Typically around 4–6 years old, sometimes a little older (7–8) if he's feeling more stable

•Silent but Needy: He doesn’t talk much when regressed, preferring gestures or single-word responses. He clings to familiarity—be it a person ( Dante, Nero, or even V ) or an object like his coat, Yamato

•He tries to take care of himself even while regressed ( once he attempting to make food but making a mess, trying to be "strong" but failing to hold back tears )

•Due to his childhood trauma, he gets easily distressed if someone leaves, even temporarily. He won’t ask them to stay outright, but his body language screams it

•Vergil isn't used to affection, so he flinches at first if hugged or patted on the head. But once he trusts someone, he subtly leans into it

Negative agere triggers :

Stress, especially if he feels like he’s losing control, memories of his childhood, feeling weaker than he "should" be and being separated from loved ones for too long

Comfort Items / Positive triggers :

His coat that he wraps himself in it like a security blanket, books, ( though in regression he only flips through them or looks at pictures ), tea or warm drinks help calm him down, soft classical music or white noise ( like rain sounds )

Who Takes Care of Him?

Dante: The most patient with regressed Vergil, though he makes lighthearted jokes. He gives him space but makes sure he eats and rests !

Nero: A little awkward at first but ends up being surprisingly gentle. He doesn’t push Vergil to talk but stays close by, making sure he feels safe

V (if split from Vergil): Has an almost instinctual ability to comfort him, reading to him or letting Shadow curl up beside him

If you're in the basic criteria , are DSMP fans, vivziep0p fans , h0tel/h3lluva b0ss fans, Owl h0use fans, St4r butterfly fans, Ghibli fans, ddlg/abdl blogs, nsfw/k!nk blogs, anti-agere blogs, or anti Christians/Christianity blogs : just dont interact !

[littlestsheriff]

not a enforcer, just a baby.

[mikodrawnnarratives]

Dragon!Maggie/Princess Evie and Prince Max my beloved

the concept has my heart, has no backing in canon, and i don't care

He's her treasure hiss go away insert cat growling noises

[popstart]

only lesbians are allowed to be offended by lesbian jo and eva headcanons. if youre not a lesbian and offended by jo and eva being hced as lesbians by a majority of the fandom, stop. irl lesbians fall into stereotypes all the time so limiting what characters people are "allowed" to headcanon as lesbians according to what isnt stereotypical not only strips any butch lesbians or mean lesbians or whatever of any fandom representation they may see, but also boxes in lesbians to being only nice feminine and dainty people which, is another stereotype. saying lesbians are only allowed to be one thing is really embarrassing and shows you only give a shit about lesbians if they fit your idea of them.

if youre nonlesbian and get offended at fictional masc woman being headcanoned as lesbian go outside and get some (lesbian) friends

[ahalliance]

qantoine’s coping mechanism to feeling left behind being both self-isolating and becoming possesive of those he cares for is so juicy as a concept . like yeah you go you funky creachure, manifest those complicated and sometimes contradictory emotions

[upsidedowngrass]

yeaaaa so ummmm

[thetismcave]

I really want to read at least one fic that addresses sojiros early treatment of akira (and the fact that he basically said he thinks it would have been the right choice to ignore a person who needs help), the protagonist’s authority/adult related trust issues, and/or sojiro earning the protags trust because I want the development of found family

I want fic recs because I can’t seem to find what I’m looking for >:(

[x-lee-cya]

:grabs a megaphone:

THE CUPBROS WOULD TOTES DRESS UP AS KING DICE & THE DEVIL FOR HALLOWEEN AS A JOKE AND AS SOON AS DEVILDICE SAW IT, THEY’D 100% DRESS UP AS THE CUPBROS FOR HALLOWEEN THEMSELVES

:turns off megaphone: siri send tweet

[the-alice-killer]

So we had a caretaker pretty much in front for the past week right? He did well keeping everyone in check, making sure we took care of the body's needs. Moment he fucking leaves front its Armageddon. We ate one meal yesterday. Managed two today but dear god.

[natsuki-bakery]

⁎˚ ఎ Care Giver! Dante ໒ ˚⁎

Can you do Dante DMC caregiver head cannons?

•Dante’s natural instinct to protect those he cares about extends to his little one, ensuring you always feel safe and secure

•Despite his tough exterior, Dante is surprisingly laid-back and easygoing as a caregiver

•Dante has a playful side that he lets loose when caring for you, often engaging in fun and silly activities to keep you entertained

•He shows his affection through gentle teasing, ruffling your hair, and offering reassuring hugs and cuddles when needed

•Dada Dante enjoys playing video games with you ! often letting you win to boost your confidence and simply, make you happy !

•He incorporates light training sessions, teaching you basic self-defense moves in a fun and non-intimidating way

•Dante loves cooking hearty meals and treats for his sweetheart, involving you in the process to make it a fun bonding activity

•He hosts movie nights featuring action-packed films and animated movies, complete with popcorn and cozy blankets

•Dante establishes a comforting nighttime routine, including reading bedtime stories or playing soft music to help you fall asleep

•He’s always there to listen, offering a sympathetic ear and practical advice when you needs to talk about your worries or fears

•Dada Hero is big on encouragement, always reminding you of your strengths and potential, and cheering you !

•Despite his tough exterior, He is surprisingly empathetic, understanding and acknowledging his little one’s feelings and providing comfort

•He turns combat training into a game, making it fun and engaging while teaching you useful skills

•Papa loves pizza and often shares his favorite food with you, making pizza nights a special tradition

•He enjoys jamming out to music with his precious, whether it’s listening to rock music or playing instruments together

•Dada Dante would take you on exciting outdoor adventures, such as exploring the city or taking trips to nature spots for a bit of fresh air and fun

•He prioritizes safety in all activities, making sure you're never in harm’s way

DNI: basic criteria, DSMP, vivziepop/h4zbin h0tel/h3lluva b0ss fans, Owl h0use fans, St4r butterfly fans, Ghibli fans, ddlg/abdl, nsfw/k!nk, anti-agere, anti Christians blogs

[akkivee]

in their recent track, bb had to juggle and resolve three different parties’ issues in the mtc track their issues were caused by three different parties in the fp all of them had to confront their secret that’s shaped their identities so maybe with the mtr track where we know hifumi is about share the trauma that shaped him we will similarly get jakurai and doppo’s raison d’etre out in the open—

[sjweminem]

i know the general consensus re: what hoffman smells like is some combo of too much shitty CVS cologne and sweat but i strongly disagree tbh i've got very specific hoffman scent opinions. first of all in my mind he doesn't wear cologne bc he doesn't really understand how you're supposed to choose one. he's more focused on styling product and skincare so to me he smells like a pleasant blend of these. it's one thing he's capable of doing well