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zomblorbs · 1 month

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My partner has about 400+ hours in Elden Ring so he pretty much has every armor and weapon in the game.

He always lets me play dress up once he’s done :3

I Introduce to you;

THE DAGOTH UR BUILD

it’s not that great with bosses (considering he’s on NG+7) but he looks super cool

(he also fought a boss just so i can have full immersion and change his characters skin color hehe)

#Dagoth Ur #tes morrowind #elden ring #the elder scrolls #I saw the mask and immediately thought of Dagoth Ur and NEEDED to make him in the game #my partner was totally down for it which was fun too #we beet the boss with the Dagoth Ur armor but a different weapon so i’d say it’s alright but yk #not the best lol #tesblr

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bananacatmeow · 1 month

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idk man the nervous system makes me kinda nervous

#memes #funny memes #dank memes #best memes #relatable memes #haha #humor #lol #funny

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memes-hoarder · 28 days

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gracepostsmemes · 3 months

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Baby’s gonna be AFAB (Assigned Finland at Birth)

#memes #memesdaily #dank memes #funny memes #meme #meme humor #relatable memes #memedaddy #best memes #lol memes #tumblr memes #dankest memes #funny #funny stuff

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liquidstar · 6 months

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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers #they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy #but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure #respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys #I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years #anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period #i was always at my besties house lol #i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever...#bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️

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thesearethedaysofmylife · 8 months

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Saw this baby on Facebook & they deserve to be shared