#obey me cerberus quotes

[devildomwriter]

“GRRR…!”

“Y-Yo…DOG! You’d better not mess with my brothers, or you’ll have ME to deal wi—“

“Magic beast! If you dare harm my brothers, you’ll have to deal with me. And it won’t be pretty. Do I make myself clear?”

— Mammon standing up to Cerberus before Lucifer arrives (Nightbringer Chapter 3-10)

[tsukii0002]

Diavolo: What's wrong Lucifer? Why did you call me?

Lucifer: *sighing* Follow me.

The two go to the basement and see Cerberus lying on the floor while the brothers try to cheer him up or even get him to react, but the three heads have their ears down.

Diavolo: *worried* What's wrong with Cerberus?

Lucifer: I'm not sure… But he doesn't eat, he doesn't drink and he doesn't even want to chew Mammon.

Mammon: *pinching his nose* I think I know what's wrong...

Cerberus: *crying* Wuuuu…

Lucifer: And what is it??

Mammon: *sighing* He found out that Mc has a dog of their own in the human world.

Cerberus: *whining* Uuuuuu…

Lucifer and Diavolo: …

Lucifer: Are you kidding me?!!

Diavolo: Aaaaww.

Mammon: Mc has told him that he will always be their demonic puppy... buuuut he has been like this ever since.

Cerberus: Wuuuu…

Diavolo: He is exactly like his owners *very happy*

Lucifer: *massaging his temples* What have I done to deserve that even my dog is like this?

.

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[l3viat8an]

MC: I taught Cerberus a new trick! Watch!! *throws ball* Fetch!

Cerberus: *Just sits there*

Lucifer: He didn’t do anything.

MC: I taught him to ignore social conventions and think for himself.

[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes#795 The "Thief"

Mc Gets a Puppy(Sibling for Cerbie)

Brother's: It's not even that cute

Mc: Are you jealous?

Brother's: Jealous? Ha!

-later-

Brother's: Listen to us, attention thief-

The Puppy*Looking at seven sins with happy huffs and tail waggin'*

Cerb*Behind the Seven Brothers*GGGRRRRRR

[ur-localsimp]

Obey me random quotes part 76(I finally remembered it)

Cerberus: *clearly a dog*

Mammon: *points at Cerberus* Chicken!

Nb!MC: Dude that’s a dog-

The food Solomon made: *explodes because why not-*

At Beel’s funeral(he died from food poisoning *cough* SOLOMON *cough cough*)

Nb!MC: We’d like to take a moment to announce that-

The food Solomon brought: *explodes(again)*

M!MC: AHH-

Solomon: ALL MY FOOD.. KEEPS BLOWING U-

And then everyone died bc of Solomon’s food blowing up ❤️

[fratboyharem]

Mc, chanting: "2, 4, 6, 8 who do we appreciate!" *Giving the brothers a death glare*

The brothers, begrudgingly: "Mammon..."

Mc: "Wooooo!"

[lucifer5lucy]

Some lazy sketching for y'all.

I swear lucifer was shooting stares at Lucy when she took killi out and left the house of lamentation in utter chaos.

[sakura-chan-25]

Sakura & Mammon getting chased by Cerberus:

Mammon: AHHHHHHH!

Sakura: Take my hand!

Mammon: NO!

Sakura: Look, I'm not trying to ask you to marry me! (I'm dating your big bro) I'm trying to safe your fucking LIFE!

Cerberus thought they were playing with him, since Sakura plays "chasing" with him a lot. (Only under Luci's supervision, poor man is going to have a heart attack if something happens.)

[annoying-shits-i-think-of]

"It won't kill me if I pet it first."-Humans

Lucifer : "This is Cerberus. He only listens to me and hates everybody else. He'll kill you if you go near him without me."

Alex, proudly : "Not if I pet him first !"

Lucifer : "Wait-"

Alex : *proceeds to pet Cerberus*

Cerberus : *wags his tail and licks Alex*

Lucifer : "..."

[neiveel3llson]

Obey Me! Incorrect quotes

Diavolo trying to convince MC to continue being the babysitter:

NB Diavolo: "What are you talking about MC? You love it here!"

NB MC: "I'm not sure I do, I think I've just developed Stockholm syndrome."

Solomon being an old ass man:

NB Solomon: "The dinosaurs didn’t rule the earth they were just alive. Stop giving them credit for administration skills they didn’t have."

Satan for no reason at all:

NB Mammon: "Do I sound smart, or am I smart? "

NB Satan: "You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest."

Leviathan being depressed:

NB Lucifer: "How are you today?"

NB Leviathan: "Please don’t make me think about my life."

Beelzebub being.. Beelzebub:

NB Beelzebub: "My stomach growled super loud in French."

NB Beelzebub: "I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class."

NB Leviathan: "Bonjour."

NB MC: "Le growl."

NB Mammon: "Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette."

NB MC now that they're a demon:

NB MC: "I am literally evil incarnate."

NB MC: "I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil."

NB MC: "Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort."

Solomon can't cook:

NB Solomon: "I truly go into househusband mode when I'm someone's soulhousemate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning."

NB MC: "This is a lie."

NB MC: "I'm literally living with him. This is a lie."

NB MC: "HE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS."

MC just wants to go home:

NB Solomon: "I think I'm falling for you."

NB MC: "Then get up."

Levi is sick of Satan:

NB Leviathan: "Satan is okay."

NB Beelzebub: "He's okay? He said he was going to break my legs! And don't tell me he didn't mean it, okay?! 'Cause he gave me the mackerel eyes, he meant it!"

NB Leviathan: "Beel, Satan threatened me. He threatens Lucifer every day. He probably threatened Diavolo before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. Grow a pair."

Levi self-deprocating:

NB MC: "I'm going the fight the next person who insults Levi."

NB Leviathan: "I hate myself."

NB MC: "Alright, square up."

When MC first came:

NB MC, referring to NB Mammon and NB Diavolo: "Those guys are dorks."

NB Lucifer: "Yes, but they’re my dorks."

Belphegor annoying Lucifer on purpose:

NB Belphegor: "Lucifer, we have a visitor."

NB Lucifer: "Don't tell me it's our babysitter.."

NB Belphegor: "It's MC."

Lucifer being sick of Mammon's shit:

Lucifer: "The greatest trick the diavolo's father ever pulled was changing his name to Mammon."

Mammon bc he's my fav pookie:

Mammon: "So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?"

MC: "Depends. Is your bed comfortable?"

Mammon: "Yes."

MC: "I'd sleep."

Thirteen is going insane:

Thirteen: "Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices. Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time."

Diavolo is far too concerned:

*after discussing a plan*

Barbatos: "Does anyone have any questions?"

Diavolo: "Is this legal?"

Barbatos: "Does anyone have any relevant questions?"

Satan loves to boast:

Satan: "I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight."

MC: "What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?"

Satan, already taking off his clothes: "God, MC, you’re so fucking stupid."

It probably wouldn't work anyways:

MC: "Here’s the cold medicine you asked for." *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*

Thirteen: "...Thanks."

Levi and Garfield:

Leviathan: "I once tried to play a pirated copy of Garfield Kart, when Garfield jumped out of my PC! We are currently married with three beautiful children and a summer room in the basement of HOL with Cerberus."

Math doesn't work:

MC: "Which is correct, seven and five is thirteen, or seven and five are thirteen?"

Thirteen: "Niether."

Thirteen: "Because it's twelve."

Venomous or poisonous?:

Lucifer: "If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous."

Mammon: "What if it bites me and it dies?!"

Lucifer: "Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Mammon, learn to listen."

Diavolo: "What if it bites itself and I die?"

Lucifer: "That's voodoo."

MC: "What if it bites me and someone else dies?"

Lucifer: "That's correlation, not causation."

Asmodeus: "What if we bite each other and neither of us die?"

Solomon: "That's kinky."

Barbatos: "Oh my goodness."

:P done

[devildomwriter]

“CERBERUS!”

“…!”

“I believe I told you to sit. Or didn’t you hear your masters command?”

“Grrrrr…”

“SIT, CERBERUS! NOW! Just you try harming my brother… Go ahead…see what happens to you! I promise you, I will take your [CENSORED] and [CENSORED] in a [CENSORED]!”

— Lucifer and Cerberus (Chapter 10-19)

[tsukii0002]

Luke and MC are having a movie night in the living room of the House of Lamentations, when they hear noises.

Luke: *hugging Mc* What was that??!

Mc: Oh, don't worry, it's the time when the middle and left head of Cerberus are fighting with the right head.

Luke: Oh… What is that????!!!!

Mc: *laughing* Levi bought a new game *looking at the clock* he should be on the hardest level.

Luke: Okay… He, he What- what's that noise??!!!!!

Mc: *looking down at the ground* A giant spider, they've been making their way around lately, Lucifer is really pissed off.

Luke: What *about to cry* What was that?

Mc: Oh, it's just Beel *pointing to the ceiling* hi Beel.

Beel: *hooked upside down to the ceiling* Hi Mc, hi Luke.

Mc: *whispering* It's one of his nighttime snack.

Luke: *shivering* I think next time we'll go to Purgatory hall.

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[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes#771 Bath Day

Mc*Ridding On the back of Cerberus*Hurry Cebby!The Bad Angel who kidnapped Daddy is getting away!

Cerb*Running thru Devildom Street being sure not to hit cars along the way after being told by you the bad angels took daddy away, But makes a one-car crash along the way*Aroooo!

Mc*Looking back at the Car*Sorry!!!-Come on baby! Come on they are right there go get em!

Cerb*Heading into the building Mc is telling him to go but takes a closer look at the sign of the building, eyes widening in realizing stopping before his noses enter the giant door*!?!

The Building is...a GIANT Car Wash, Which makes the Giant Hellhound growl at your lying as he sets you down on the floor*

Cerb:Grrrr!*Turning around in a huffyfit*

Mc: Yeah Yeah-I know! But you wouldn't have come if I told you it was bath day!*Walks to be in front of him, crossing arms was knocked by the three heads blowing a breath*ACK-Cerberus Morningstar!*Gets back up and grabs his tail*

Cerb*Yips and body jump look as his body is dragged by his Tiny Human parent*!?!

Mc: UUGH!-NO! LISTEN TO MAMA!?*Trying not to budge in pulling him inside the washing building, as Cerberus whines and barks to get away, is using both Beel training to handle Cerberus and...magic to make them stronger*YOUR NOT GONNA WIN YOU KNOW THAT!

CarWashDemon*Watching in shock as the human is able to take control and lecture THE Cerberus like a mere human world dog*...

Mc*Puts the money on the register, looking at the worker*Four quarters please~

Cerb*Hidding behind a car, whining*

Mc: Uh Hello...I can SEE you...

Cerb*Pouts and brings his tail to also hide, hoping now you won't see him*...

Mc: BOY GET YOUR BUTT IN THERE!*Points at the carwash*

Luci*Sees Cerberus with a clean coat,smelling...of a new car? with pink bows on his necks*...Not so funny now that it happens to you huh

Cerb*Pouts at him*Ruff!

Just imagining you M!Mc calling himself "Mama" to Cerberus like Newt Scamander with his creatures-

[ur-localsimp]

Obey me random quotes part 33

Solomon: *walks into HoL* Hey how you-

A angry Cerberus who hasn’t had his treat yet: *growls at Solomon*

Solomon: *jumps on top of the table and screams* GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH!

Nb!MC: *getting Cerberus’s treat* He don’t bite

Cerberus: *snaps at Solomon*

Solomon: YES HE DO!-

Nb!MC: Oi! Cerberus! Come get your treat and go find Luci for me please

Cerberus: *happily wags his tail and takes his treat, then runs off to find lucifer*

Lucifer: *in his room* Cerberus let me go!- NB! COME GET THIS DOG!

[coconox]

certified delulu post about nocti

a.n. this'll be a compilation of thoughts from my initial reactions to sands of wrath to his voicelines to literally everything about him. THIS WILL HEAVILY BE A NOCTI X SKK!READER KIND OF THING because i'm all in for a lil self insert to feed my delulu visions. also as a heads up i did read the story using google translate so if i quote anything it's basically what google translate told me but i edited it to make some grammatical sense. and yes there will be spoilers

a lot of context will be left out so if you don't wanna be confused by names check out this lore doc that gives a summary of er-5 or pgr lore in general, this post just talks about er-5 lol

EXHIBIT A: TRIGUN AU

have you seen trigun (ESPECIALLY trimax) cause if you have this makes so much more sense

noctis is vash and nigel is knives

both are brothers and have almost opposite ideologies

i did think of wolfwood and livio as another option but nigel does fit a bit closer to resembling knives

VASHWOOD (where nocti is vash and skk is ww (or the other way round, honestly either still works)

nocti: but you must promise me that you won’t die before i come back! no…. you’re not allowed to die even after i come back! i will definitely find a way to save you!

skk: of course, partner…..

this had me in TEARS I WAS NOT READY

nocti fist bumping you just made me think of this scene with vash and meryl

HE ALSO CALLS YOU PARTNER AS HE FIST BUMPS YOU the way i had this realization so late into writing all this

sands of wrath setting literally looks like a place you’d find in no man’s land

nocti’s voiceline telling you to smile more, similar to ww telling vash to smile more (and i mean their genuine smile, not the fake one they use in front of people)

EXHIBIT B: NOCTI AND SKK ARE MARRIED

they are married and own a bar together hear me out—

you two enter a town in which neither of you are welcome because you’re both from babylonia, the mayor decides to put you two in a hotel room till the harvest festival is over

you two are in separate beds, but neither of you can sleep, so you two do what any pair of roommates would do—

—have a 6 hr "light conversation" :D

first actual convo with nocti, you both take turns to ask questions about why they’re here, what’s going on, etc

nocti asks why you trust him so easily, you respond with “it’s intuition” which is a response nocti seemed to like

you also state how you hope he returns to cerberus and fall asleep. nocti in a way states he also wishes to go back to cerberus and sleeps as well

at some point nocti leaves the hotel room to find demont, who is the reason you two ended up working together in the first place, but there was an attack by hetero creatures and nocti swiftly got rid of them

after talking to the mayor, max, about wanting to be just a resident in town, he takes you to a bar, in which that’s where you find nocti

ya know he could’ve talked about ANYTHING and his drunk ass decided to talk about HOW HE PROTECTED YOU??? COINCIDENCE??? I THINK NOT

you find nocti and he offers his hand out to you to dance with him, you reluctantly agreed and you two end up break dancing together

this was him proposing to you i’m just sayin—

the night passes and you two begin living your lives as residents of new oakley

when he first calls you partner, it was originally solely because temporarily they’re no longer considered members of babylonia, and so to fit in with the whole wild west type style, nocti refers to you as “partner” and you agree to do the same to him

first time it’s used outside your interaction with him was when nocti has small talk with vann

vann: you’ll only obey orders from that commandant, right? these are the rules of the sky garden

nocti: i don’t listen to anyone’s orders, but if it’s a request from my partner, that’s a different matter

NOCTI WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT LIKE WE’RE ROMANTICALLY PARTNERS?????

this isn’t the first time he does something like that he’s very consistent about it

truly a devoted man

also “MY partner” ????? he also pretty much refers to you as his partner throughout the whole story i got whiplashed when we were back to being called skk in his affection story

after you and nocti find demont there’s a small good cop bad cop scene (which i found hilarious), but at the end demont couldn’t reveal much vital information due to dying from poison

nocti realizes this poison is something only nigel can control, and stormed out into the center of town in a fit of rage trying to find nigel

calming him down and telling him to retreat to not make a big scene was practically impossible, that is till you shout “trust me— partner!!” and nocti finally calms down and retreats

HELLO??? CALLING HIS NAME HE DIDN'T BAT AN EYE BUT BEING CALLED PARTNER MADE HIM ACTUALLY LISTEN??

i'm absolutely speechless

you two cook up a plan to find out what’s really going on +bonus hand holding at the end

your part was to just do your job as a bartender while nocti handles the investigating, and eventually nigel shows up

nigel asks what’s the difference between a human and a construct, you respond in a way a bartender would explain it, but nigel wants an answer from you as a commandant rather than a bartender

he ends up poisoning you and leaves, nocti arrives a little while later after discovering what the plan is for this town in the next few days

i remembered that before we split up i told him not to be reckless, but in the end i was the one that was careless and ended up in this miserable condition. i no longer had the strength to stand, so i could only slide down to the edge of the bar. at the beginning, i said big words that would make nocti return to cerberus in an honored manner… i didn’t expect to be the one to make him sad for his companions

skk: i'm sorry…. nocti….

nocti: HEY! don’t say such depressing things to me so quickly

nocti then enters a panicked state of not knowing what to do cause skk is poisoned and there's no known cure for it

nocti gritted his teeth. he didn't even know how to give first aid. he regretted not learning more about first aid from vera before

GOT ME SOBBING, EMOTIONALLY DAMAGED, SHATTERED INTO PIECES

you tell nocti to go help the mayor cause if the mayor dies the town will fall

nocti is in pure disbelief that at a time like this you're more worried about someone else and he refused to leave you here

after some reassuring nocti goes ahead and takes care of what's going on in town and immediately after checks if you’re still ok

he hears a painful scream in his communication device and he SPRINTS back to where you are and finds both vera and 21 there attempting to take care of you

21 comments on how nocti is a lot more powerful ITS BECAUSE HIS LOVER IS DYING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM AND HE WANTS TO SAVE THEM BUT DOESN'T KNOW HOW

there’s an encounter with the purifying force, wanting nocti dead since they believe he’s the cause of their aircraft crashing

you tell them that it isn’t his fault and after essentially a stare down between the purifying force and cerberus, the purifying force leaves you all alone since they trust you (thank the overlords for you working with them before and gaining a good work relationship)

you, cerberus, max, and vann think of a plan on what to do next now that you all know where nigel might be located

nocti will go and fight nigel alone since it’s the reason he even came here in the first place while the rest defend the town

you establish a m.i.n.d. connection with nocti, which in turn gives him the poison as well since you’re basically almost a walking corpse at this point

the fact that nocti, with NO hesitation, established a connection with you makes it LOUD AND CLEAR that he will stick with you no matter what even if it leads to his death

cue another hand holding scene, and nocti leaves

vera and 21 get very VERY concerned over your health, yet you’re still adamant about keeping the connection with nocti

21: they want to keep a deep m.i.n.d connection w nocti

vera: DO YOU WANT TO DIE?! if you're deeply connected, your consciousness will be completely bound to him…. if he dies, you also die

skk: he… needs….. me…..

this is LITERALLY a moment where one cares more about their partner THAN THEIR OWN WELL-BEING ㅠㅠㅠㅠ

transitioning over to nocti’s side, he finally confronts nigel

nigel mentions that in order to cure the commandant he needs to be killed, but just HEARING that name come out of his mouth made nocti more full of rage than he’s ever had

this part alone SCREAMED nocti being like "you do NOT have the right to say my partner's name after what you did to them, i am no longer doing this for myself, i'm doing this FOR THEM"

so anyways nocti gets his ass beat 💀💀, nigel lecturing him that he’s still confused and is only driven by anger

the cutscene if you wanna watch it

"commandant… you must be disappointed with me…. damn it… are you mad at me? haha.. me too…. leave everything to me from now on. let’s make that bastard taste our true wrath, partner..."

“i can’t die here yet…. my partner is still waiting for me to come back.”

similar to 21's comment earlier, nigel notices how nocti's steps aren't noisy and chaotic anymore, but steady, firm, and powerful now BECAUSE HIS PARTNER IS ROOTING FOR HIM TO WIN AND HE NEEDED THAT BOOST OF ENCOURAGEMENT... THAT'S WHY YOU WERE SO ADAMANT WITH KEEPING A M.I.N.D. CONNECTION WITH NOCTI

this whole fight scene had me SCREAMING

“my partner and i will use all our strength… to beat you to pieces”

if you still haven’t gotten it DO YOU SEE IT NOW??? HIS MAN IS FULLY DRIVEN TO HIS FULL POTENTIAL BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU AND WANTS TO.. NO... NEEDS TO COME BACK TO YOU

nocti wins and nigel essentially retreats but with a new found respect for his brother

but before he retreats he asks nocti the same question he asked you: what’s the difference between humans and constructs

he gives his own answer and guesses yours (since he was rather confident enough with knowing a lot on how you think) and it boils down to them having the same answer but different font

the place nocti and nigel were fighting in collapses, forcing nocti to leave and never see nigel again

you and nocti are back in the hotel room recovering, and a few locals come in to beg nocti to stay and not go back to babylonia

“but i made a promise with my partner, i want to return to cerberus in a dignified manner…”

after more silly banter everyone leaves you and nocti alone to rest, but neither of you can sleep

nocti brings up the question nigel asked him, and you gave him your actual answer, which is pretty close to what he guessed

nocti: haha… just as i thought, i know you better

skk: but maybe i know you better. for example, what you look like when you’re drunk

nocti: WHAT?! DID I DO ANYTHING WEIRD WHEN I WAS DRUNK???

skk: forget it, stop talking, i’m sleepy

nocti: HEY!! TELL ME NOW!!!!

he’s a literal blushing mess after you told him you saw him drunk

your honor this is literally a newly wed couple

gotta of course mention his affection story so read here for a summary of that as well

the way he ONLY uses the best quality and probably most expensive ingredients to make your food

nocti giving a damn about this whole pancake thing only because YOU care

LIKE HE'S PUTTING HIS PREFERENCES ASIDE TO MAKE YOU HAPPY

MORE HAND HOLDINGGG this time in the form of you helping him mold the pancake shape +bonus nocti blushing

both literally wanting to do the whole working at a bar thing together again in the future that is like PEAK ENDGAME for their marriage

+bonus boss being supportive and naming the new drink and dish that was made after you and nocti

the whole affection story just very clearly and vividly plays out nocti and skk working together flawlessly at the bar like their chemistry was SO GOOD !!!!

very sorry for any grammar errors i'm very hyperfixated on him rn and i needed to scream about it somewhere

anyways thank you for coming to my ted talk i will now think of nocti in a wedding dress /hj

[the-great-empress]

Incorrect Quotes

Kamigami nl Asobi x Obey Me!

*The Gods finds out about the event in lesson 16*

Nordics

Balder: Loki! Fire up the grill! *goes to Belphegor* Today we will eat COW

Loki: Oki! Loki~! *burn down the house of lamentations*

Lucifer: You won't hurt my brother!

Balder: Cool! Also CHICKEN!

Thor with his Mjölnir: I knead the meat

Japanese

Susanoo: Deluge

Amaterasu: Sun

Tsukiyomi: Gravity.

Egyptians

Thoth: I don't lower myself to the level of idiots. So, I called others who did

Anubis: Ka!

Thoth: Anubis says that Sekmeth and Seth is already on they way

Greeks

Dionysus drunk: Choose. Deluge of wine, War, Hera or Maenads

Zeus: Hera. If Hera stays here to vent her anger, I might have some free time~

Apollon: Pests and Hunt

Hades to Diavolo: We can do this in the most peaceful way, just give us Belphegor and I don't attach Devildom to my domains *Goes to Cerberus* Disloyal dog

Cerberus: *moans of sadness*

Melissa: MC!!! RUUUNNN!!!

F for Devildom🫡