#of max and Ruby lol

[phantom-of-the-memes]

Trans people who got their names from “weird” or “non-cool” or “niche” characters in media, tell me who the character is!

I’ll go first:

[call-me-chips]

Some random Renegades incorrect quotes

Enjoy!

[here-for-the-vibe]

Shoutout to ALL of my childhood shows actually. Half of them I thought were hallucinations for a hot minute

(I fear these may give away the fact that I am very much not someone who can legally drink in the US)

[kafus]

after i beat norman and got surf, i backtracked and fought every trainer i could before route 119, picked up items, etc, and both cereal and muffin ended up at a clean level 40 from that endeavor so here’s an update!

cereal’s hidden power type is bug, which, while physical, hits dark types that he otherwise wouldn’t be able to hit. so that’s fun. these movesets might be tweaked in the future, but honestly they’re working out really well for me right now

[noctiva]

Okay completely out of left field question, because I was looking at your intro post and I just need to know:

What’s your favourite Pokémon game? (Your answer totally won’t dictate my opinion of you)

i’m a little scared to answer this lol this feels very important-

the one i replay the most? white or soul silver

BUT my favourite starters are in sun/moon (litten lovers rise up) or x/y (froakie <3)

[mountain-dew-tickledpink]

joke is pretty obvious but still

[wereh0gz]

I slept on it and decided I'm going to actually rewrite these guys completely. May give Mel and Max new ghost themed names too but I'm still considering it. Will probably do Nox too but I don't think I'm gonna change him much lol

Anyways here's a sneak peek of their new designs. Subject to change

[starmocha]

Been procrastinating on clearing the core hunt areas since I'm stubbornly focusing on Zayne cards lol

[clownkiwi]

i was literally going to send you that post, but i was like "nah, they've already seen this post, for sure!" lol

HAHAHAHAHA dw, this has happened before

[yrrtyrrtwhenihrrthrrt]

Me realizing that as long as it's still October I can post all of the filthy, extremely kinky, substanceless pornographic nonsense I have sitting in my drafts and lie and say it's for kinktober even though I have agreed to absolutely no proper kinktober challenges

[drysauce]

if that scholarship is monthly i'll be buying two anime figures and some cheap merch and no one will be able to stop me

[r0tt1ngr4bb1t]

MAX JAX 💀💀💀💀

I bet sour lemons are alien to him in the land of sweets 🍋

Also have silly bonus from aggie :]c

Max Jax? Max Jax.

[rubys-domain]

great news! (well for me at least but anyway)

i was able to get chong to deal 77k today. BY FAR his highest crit on record. how i did it? by going double anemo with sucrose and giving her ttds. and also shuffling chong's artifacts around so he has 160% crit dmg again. although in doing so his crit rate goes to shit cuz hoyo doesn't want me to have crit rate apparently. like way back when, i had to do a whole bunch of trials to get him to crit. but this time when he did, his highest crit was 77k, and 66k on average. he also did like 40k crits on his skill, which is pretty cool.

i also did some more testing of this reshuffled build using tenacity dehya instead of ttds sucrose. his highest crit in this team was 76k, so not too far off. i don't know how the damage is actually calculated in this game, but i assume it's because the combination of pyro resonance + tenacity gives 45% atk, while r5 ttds gives 48% atk. but considering my sucrose isn't built (i gave her 2pc gilded 2pc wanderer's and some of them weren't leveled), i think this double anemo team might make chong's burst get higher crits if i got sucrose sorted with full em. in theory, dehya could work the same if she held wgs and chong held a crit weapon like redhorn. but wgs is like if ttds only worked 30% of the time because of the way the effect procs, so it's not the most consistent buff.

bit of an aside, but i wonder if sucrose can actually use the gilded dreams set in this team? since kazuha is using 4pc vv anyway (sucrose can't cuz she'd be giving the ttds buff to someone else and not chong if she were the one to double swirl). where after bennet burst + kazuha burst, you swap to sucrose and do one normal attack to proc the 4pc effect, then her burst to proc her a4 passive, THEN swap to chong and pop his burst. bit of a tighter rotation considering kazuha's a4 passive buff only lasts 8 seconds, but might be doable idk. i don't have em main stat on all pieces of gilded yet, so it's gonna be a while before i can test this out for real. but in theory, this would allow chong to get away with much less em. maybe even zero em. so i can put him back on an atk sands and basically only focus on getting more crit on the substats.

(okay i did some testing, and the 4pc gilded effect does count towards her em share. and it's also much easier to just use her skill and swap out, since that apparently still counts the gilded buff.)

or alternatively, sucrose on 4pc vv and kazuha on 4pc gilded. and the rotation would be: chong skill - sucrose skill - swap to chong for ttds buff - bennett burst - kazuha burst - chong burst. it's just better to give chong kazuha's cryo swirl buff tho, and attempting to get both kazuha and sucrose to swirl cryo would make the rotation even tighter, to the point where it's almost impossible to get chong to burst before buffs start to expire. also the unfortunate thing about ttds is that the effect has a 20 second cooldown. so no matter which rotation i use, it's effectively only active every other rotation since the rotation is so short. unless i take my time recharging bursts but that's not ideal either. so i'm probably better off going the more comfortable route.

OR. use the first rotation, but put sucrose on 4pc tenacity instead. since she does her thing right before chong does his burst, he can pop his burst right before the 3 second tenacity buff expires. and then just stack literally all the em on her on every single piece so she still shares a lot of em with him.

you know what would be really amazing tho? a pyro catalyst who has good uptime on the tenacity set. in this team, they would give chong a total of 93% additional atk (not even counting bennett's burst+noblesse buff). which is WILD.

but putting that pipe dream aside, what i can realistically do to improve this chong build is level my other wanderer's pieces so he can keep his really good blizzard strayer atk sands and crit dmg goblet. honestly tho it'd be better to just switch to emblem. and then go 4pc shim for mono cryo so i'll at least have some use for all the shim pieces i'll be getting. i would go 4pc lavawalker, but i don't really have anyone i want to put on the crimson witch set so i can't be bothered to farm that domain. it's gonna be unfortunate to not have a use for my extremely good blizzard strayer pieces anymore, but it's worth it if it'll make chong stronger. plus if i ever feel like building cryo freminet, he can use chong's old cracked pieces.

[starkwlkr]

baby leclerc having her quinceanera hc’s?

baby leclerc quinceañera headcanons💝🎀

Oh anon I LOVE YOU FOR THISSSS

Charles can’t accept that his little baby girl is growing up but he’s so excited to plan her party!!

He starts making calls to get her the best venue, decorators, BEST EVERYTHING

definitely gets emotional when Ruby goes to try on dresses

“Maman she’s not allowed to grow up!”

Even when he’s away, he still FaceTimes y/n or ruby to make sure everything is going ok with the party

Ruby asks him to pick a song for the father daughter dance and he gets EMOTIONAL THINKING ABOUT IT

But of course he’s not going to pick just any song. . . He’s going to make her one

So he spends months secretly at the studio making the perfect song for his baby girl that isn’t a baby anymore :((

Ok the day of the party comes and he can’t stop taking pictures of her even though there’s a photographer taking pics like this man wants every angle!!

FATHER DAUGHTER DANCE TIME

So they start dancing and he tells her that the song that they’re dancing to is a song he made just for her and ruby starts sobbing because that’s the cutest shit ever 🥺

Bonus: Lorenzo and Arthur dance with her too and they all end up crying because Ruby’s a woman now 😭

Of course max gets ruby a fucking car for her birthday gift 🙄

“Max she doesn’t have her license yet”

“Does it look like I care? Let me spoil her!!”

The whole grid trying to dance to payaso de rodeo and the only one who dances it all the way through without breaking a sweat is el viejo sabroso 🇲🇽

Another bonus: Mathéo and ruby dancing together and he won’t admit it but he did tear up 🥺🥺

Ok so there was this girl in Mexico that had her quince and her name was also ruby and her parents made a video inviting everyone to her party and it went viral and a lot of people showed up like it was a fucking concert 😭 basically that would be ruby’s quince too lol

Ok this was so fun to make <3

ANOTHER BONUS: pato o’ward shows up drunk as hell <3 we love pato in this household

DRUNK TIOS!!

DRUNK TIAS!!

Ok bye that’s all for now cause i have to go to sleep 😍

[rapz-rites]

Weirdos

This is inspired by @fromdove ‘s texts sent in a crisis but the characters are closely associated with the Waynes.

Clara: DUDE!

WTH is wrong w the Waynes

Nathan: What happened this time?

Ruby: Damian most likely 😏

Getting under her skin

Clara: DONT

Max: she wishes

Clara: Shut up Max

I was dancing with Damian at the gala a few minutes ago and all of a sudden he looks over my shoulder and grumbles some “Todd is going to wish he was dead again” then DITCHES ME

WHO DOES THAT???

Nathan: Damian Wayne

Ruby: it’s probably a sibling thing

Wait you’re at the gala? Is Dick Grayson there?

Can you give him my number 🙏🏾🙏🏾 I tried asking Duke but he said Dick I’d like 15 years older than me

Nathan: That’s a huge age gap but hey you do you

Max aren’t you at the gala too?

Max: Yup but I was busy…

Ruby: Probably with some rich heiress 🙄

Max: Heir*

Don’t be jealous Ruby you’ll always be my favorite 😉

Ruby: 🤢

Clara: Guys back to me

Then Jason Todd comes up to me like “sorry for interrupting just had to teach him a quick lesson”

Like dude weren’t you just dead or wtv 🤨

Nathan: Can we talk how he died and just comes back to society years later like nothing happened and NO ONE bats an eye

Ruby: OMG YES

Max: Yk rich people

There’s always skeletons in the closet

Nathan: Jason was probably theirs

Clara: You’re so wrong for that 😭

Ruby: Don’t you also find it weird how Dick Jason Tim and Damian actually look like they could be brothers even tho they’re not blood related

Max: Attractive people flock together 🤷

Why do you think I hang out with you guys

Clara: You’re my cousin

I have no choice but to hang out with you

Ruby: lol

Max: 🙄

Nathan: Will either one of you bring be back some of the fancy little desserts??

Max: You’re such a big back

Nathan: So is that a yes???

Clara: I’ll drop it off on my way home

Ruby: Some for me too plz

Clara: Damian just texted me he want me to meet him to make it up to me

I knew wearing his favorite color would work

Ruby: But your dress is black

Clara: 😉

Max: I could’ve gone my entire life not knowing that 🤢

I’m gonna go find Tim

[kitsune-npts]

Perhaps some bunny/bug/butch SINPTs please? Thankiesss

- the bunnybugthing ever aka @bunnypm

　— ★ NAMES

[ PT: NAMES ]

bernnice, bun, bonnie, harriet, hopper, thumper, fiver, peter, benjamin, buster, baxter, march, harvey, hazel, roger, ruby, max, lapine, lupin, belya, kabu, coney, koba, wigley, bee, bea, june, junebug, pill, pillbug, lady, ladybug, polly, rolly-polly, moth, cat, kat, caterpillar, kater, luna, tiger, maple, annu, annulet, cinna, dot, dew, july, belle, sting, zippy, mac, jo, maxine, vic, cord, cordelia, zeff, zephyr, bishop, hunter, ash, frankie, jules, ronnie, jax, cotton, fluffball, angel, beetle, cara, mantis

　— ★ PRONOUNS

[ PT: PRONOUNS ]

hy/hym, zhe/zhim, hei/heim, xe/xym, shx/hxr, shey/shem, bun/buns, hop/hops, jump/jumps, paw/paws, sof/softs, rab/rabs, rabbit/rabbits, nib/nibbles, car/carrots, flop/flops, floppy/floppys, fluff/fluffys, burr/burrs, burrow/burrows, ant/ants, antenna/antennas, bug/bugs, wasp/wasps, worm/worms, roa/roas, roach/roachs, web/webs, spi/spis, spider/spiders, mo/mos, moth/moths, 🐛/🐛s, 🪰/🪰s, 🪱/🪱s, 🕸/🕸s, 🐰/🐰s, 🐇/🐇s, 🐾/🐾s, 🥕/🥕s

　— ★ TITLES

[ PT: TITLES ]

[prn] who burrows, the fluffiest rabbit, [prn] whose fur is the color of snow, [prn] with the floppy ears, [prn] who leads the colony, the queen / king bee, nature's fluffball, [prn] who leaps, the buzzy bee, [prn]'s large wings, [prn] with many legs

　— ★ SYS NAMES

[ PT: SYS NAMES ]

bunny burrow, the rabbit herd, the colony, the bughive, rabbit's nest, the wasp nest, bunny cottage, the carrot farm, the anthill

　— ★ ICONS

[ PT: ICONS ]

notes: immm not gonna be taking any bug icon requests after this . LOL absolutely nothing against you anon,, i have a super intense phobia of bugs that i forgot to account for before this. but this will be my one and only bug icon request