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Old Dan and Little Ann in Where The Red Fern Grows.
fuck it, i'm curious. reblog and tag with the first fictional death to ever rewrite your brain chemistry and/or make you cry like a baby. mine was ares from the underland chronicles (who, for context, was a giant bat.) to this day i will weep if i think too hard about it. okay, go.
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How much was I tripping last school year for becoming heavily hyperfixated on Where the Red Fern Grows for like two weeks just because we read the book and watched the movie in class
#where the red fern grows#billy coleman#rainie pritchard#ruben pritchard#old dan#little ann#Rainie was my favorite for some reason#Should I make WTRFG fanart ..#I lowkey want to#Might hyperfixate on this shit again#I LITERALLY MATCHED PFPS WITH MY FRIEND AS RAINIE AND RUBEN PRITCHARD BECAUSE THEY ALSO HYPERFIXATED ON IT
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reading through the very first comments on phil is not on fire because i'm bored and i actually don't think anyone has ever gotten clocked this fast in all of human history
^ this one was posted exactly 4 minutes and 51 seconds after the upload and is the 11th comment overall on the video. phistory
this is a hate comment but he has a point:
and this one is entirely unrelated i just thought it was funny:
#phan#dan and phil#there's so many more...#i know people have posted some of these before but i just. i caaaan't#most of these are from the first few days and then some from the first ten days or so#but then the video hit the old featured tab and after that half the comments are just straight guys being mean 💀
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you would fuck that old man. i would fuck that old man. we are the same. hold my hand
#there is no war in old men fuckers city#aaaaaaaaand drum roll on the old men i'd fuck!#kevin mcdonald#dave foley#mark mckinney#bruce mcculloch#the kids in the hall#john larroquette#james spader#harry anderson#brad dourif#david cronenberg#dennis christopher#scott bakula#conan o'brien#jeffrey combs#clancy brown#harold ramis#dan akroyd#michael emerson
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First book to ever make me cry
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“if you could pick up another language, what would it be?”
“i’d go russian. i’d love to know what geno says or has said over the years… i’d love to know 🥰 i just want to know (giggles) 🥰”
#first it was russia with geno… now it’s russian for geno… girl PLEASE#i think the funniest part though is dan going 🤨 wait. when is he speaking russian 🤨 that you want to learn it 🤨#and sid realises: oh no. i can’t say ‘when we’re cuddled up in bed and he’s kissing the back of my neck and whispering#sweet nothings in russian into my ear’ QUICK. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE#and then wild-eyed he goes on and on about oh yknow. on the bench. sometimes. at players. but also refs. but not all the time.#it’s not consistent. some times. also i’m normal i promise 🥺#also geno counting in spanish <333#in case you’re curious: hayesy ned and rusty would learn italian (rusty’s half italian. ned wants to retire in italy :’))#matt grzelyck: chinese!!! go off!!!#lizzo: finnish so he can speak with his extended family 🥺#so yes. no one else said: i want to learn a language because i want to KNOW my teammate of 20 years. only sid#also reviving my old sports blog url to use as a watermark for any iphs i’ll post#please don’t repost this on twitter (and in your discord chats :’))#sidney crosby#evgeni malkin#pittsburgh penguins#sidgeno#inside penguins hockey#hockey#nhl
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Hi 🩷💌 what do you think Mabel friends chairs are? Hope you're having a good day sweetie 🌷🩷
I am, thank you!
Expanding the chairverse



#more chair au#I can't BELIEVE that picked up 48000 notes#I hoped I'd wake up to 10 and someone saying “accurate”. y'all flatter me#gravity falls#gravity falls memes#fiddleford mcgucket#old man mcgucket#grenda gravity falls#candy gravity falls#robbie valentino#blendin blandin#agent powers#agent trigger#manly dan#giffany#sheriff blubs#deputy durland#mermando
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on really strong painkillers so I made Dan into laughing tom cruise.jpg

#i binged all the mission impossible movies#this is a very specific type of brainrot#dan and phil#phan#daniel howell#dan howell#old memes#old meme
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Fanfiction in the late 2000s-early 2010s was wild bc you'd find a beautifully written story with the most compelling heart-wrenching plot you've ever seen and the author's note would be like:
Author with a username like ~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Ohayo gozaimasu! ↖(^▽^)↗, I'm sowwy it took me so long to update (๑•́_•̀๑)
tsundere twink from their fic : It was about damn time you idiot (눈‸눈)
~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Hey now! It's not my fault the plot bunnies kept wunning away fwom me (╥﹏╥)
tsundere twink: W-watever, it's not like I missed you or anything (💢,,>﹏<,,) b-baka!
#the good old days#anyone remember quizilla?#can you tell i used to be into hetalia?#i only started writing my own fics in 2020 so I never got to do this 😔#maybe I'll try it on my next update#my followers will think I'm having a stroke but it'd be worth it#fandom#fanfiction#shitpost#crispy#bridgerton#hannibal#naruto#one piece#hades#house of the dragon#dead boy detectives#911#good omens#harry potter#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#dan and phil#dungeon meshi#dc#mlp#the magnus archives#teenage mutant ninja turtles#baldur's gate 3#stardew valley
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pure devastation
#ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. they're going to grow old together. do you ever think about that#*#phan#dan and phil
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Hey, did you lose this?
A gargantuan looming form that was black as the night sky, coated in stars, cosmic dust, planets, and nebula. Extremely long snow white hair defying gravity floating above the ceiling spreading across like a growing cloud. Bright blue eyes like jewels staring down at tim
Tim could only stare dumbfounded with his sleep deprived eyes after searching for the right summoning in his backup backup bunker to find batman after escaping the arkham asylum.
In its right thin hand holding like a wet napkin was batman unconscious, coated in deep blue ice.
"I believe this belong to your dimension, at first, I thought it was a miniature cat at first when it tried a pathetic attempt at fleeing my children's toy box was when I noticed it was just another misplaced humans and they don't last long in the infinite realm much less my children's toybox. It took me a moment to figure out the right dimensions where it originated, but you thankfully made it easier for me to find with the summoning." The bring lightly drop Batman down to the ground as the deep frozen ice easily melted away.
"D-don't you need a payment?" Is what Tim spoke after his mind reset back from shock.
"Oh no~, visiting this dimension is a grand payment considering this where I can finally nib the bud of those pesky sewage ectoplasm that been a pain in my ankle for long enough. At best, you would be rewarded for giving me such a gift." The being lightly tapped Tim's head with its glowing index finger, ruffling the black hair lightly.
"Should you need me for any favor, Call upon me, the High King of the Infinite realm, Danny Phantom, Protector of the Dead and Alive, Center of the Eternal Vast Sp" The be- Danny did a light bow, as his towering being faded away, the summoning circle disappearing as well.
Leaving only Tim alone with a Bruce coughing a bit, taking a couple of heavy breaths of fresh air which snapped Tim out of his stupor.
"Bruce, Bruce, are you alright?" Tim rushed over and lightly shook Bruce's shoulder as Bruce's eyes opened slowly to see Tim, except there was something different about tim. His hair wasn't black but now a strikingly bright white with specks of stardust.
Fanart -> link
Part 2-> link
#dpxdc#dc x dp#danny phantom#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#dc x dp prompt#danny is the ghost king#Danny became a elderitch god of the infinite realm even as he is eternally stuck as a halfa#unable to grow but his Ghost did change into his title the more years went by#elle and dan became his lil children#amity park became a part of infinite realm even after everyone aged and died#Danny found a stray in his children's toybox and thought it was a tiny cat but it's was a misplace human#bruce was in a miniature form of hell by two giant elderitch children along with many green growing toys for a good while#danny: oh that a human welp back to your home dimension#get summoned and found the right home dimension to a tiny child that reminds danny of himself#also found the heart of those nasty sewage ectoplasm pits he been searching for a long time#danny gift tim his old signature back in the good ol days for this grand offering#dead tired
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Dc x Dp Prompt #6
“I’m a twin”, Damian said one night. He could feel the narrowed eyes of his family drilling holes on his back in disbelief. Not that he could blame them. Damian had never so much as implied being raised with a companion, much less a sibling.
“I had a brother”. Damian paused to recollect himself. He had not said his brother’s name out loud in over 8 years.
“His name was… Danyal”. Damian hated the way his voice wavered, but he could not help it. Danyal was everything to him, his other half. Their heart beat as one and when one heart stopped beating, the other one died with it. At least until his family put his heart on metaphorical life support without ever realizing.
“Where is he now?” His father asked, voice filled with knowing grief and a hint of betrayal. It had in fact been 6 years since Damian first showed up on his doorstep.
“Up there”. All eyes shifted towards the specific star he was pointing to. “Right before he died, he promised me he’d guide me from the stars. Unfortunately, the stars are not visible in Gotham, so my brother is unable to be of much help unless I leave the city.”
“Your brother is Polaris, the North Star?” Tim questioned warily, most likely in attempts to not offend him. Damian was aware of how stupid it sounded, but Danyal had promised, and his brother never broke his promises.
“Yes. Danyal is with the stars now, just as he always wanted”
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc fanfic#dc x dp prompt#dp x dc prompt#dc x dp crossover#dp x dc crossover#ghost king danny#demon twin au#danyal al ghul#batpham#they are not in Gotham at the time of this conversation#I’m thinking they’re visiting the Kent’s on their farm but tbh as long as the stars are visible it can be anywhere#Danny did in fact reincarnate as Polaris#sort of#Polaris is more of a title the Realms gave him the day he was crowned#he is the star meant to guide them through a new era#or something like that#But Damian does look up at the stars for guidance whenever he sees them#and before he knows it he’s accidentally begun praying to Danny#it’s his coping mechanism for being unable to speak about him to anyone#but back to Danny - he regained the memories of his time as Danyal Al Ghul when he died in that portal and became a halfa#well it was more he regained the memories of ALL his previous lives but his most recent one holds a special place in his heart#if only because he knows his brother is still alive on whatever earth he was born on#as bad as it sounds Danny can’t wait until he gets to reunite with Damian#he hopes Damian forgives him for not guiding him though#fun fact! Danny was once known as the god Dan-El in one of his previous lives#he’s ALSO the reincarnation of the Greek Titan Astraeus (and he’s pretty sure Dani is his daughter Astraea)#his previous lives are all so interesting (he still can’t believe he was raised an assassin or that he was a god in multiple lives)#but in all honesty it’s even weirder feeling so old and so young at the same time
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which era of phair are you?🤔
#phil lester#dan and phil#phanart#amazingphil#dnp#was rewatching phil’s old videos yesterday and it was so endearing seeing him have the same mannerisms a decade later ;;#dnp art#natural fringe era is out of alignment on purpose and not because i’m lazy trust🤞
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i'm so certain the reason phil just had to bring up the fact that he won that plushie for dan is that it's been a decade and a half since it happened and he still can't believe he actually pulled that off. the emo twink boyfriend of your dreams tells you he wants a claw machine prize and you actually manage to win it for him? huge. insane game. lightning in a bottle event, his ego simply still hasn't recovered
#i actually do trust phil's claw machine skills#i just don't think awkward 23 year olds should be able to pull that off#in any other situation? yes. to impress a cute boy? no chance#except#dan and phil#phan
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If I were Dan and Phil I would never hard launch because it’s so embarrassing that we were right. Like what do you mean you were so in love a bunch of thirteen year old’s clocked it? I would never give that satisfaction.
#no but really I’m always shocked when people are like I can’t believe the fan girls were right#hello?????#dailybooth? early tweets? he smells like warm??? uma thurman watched me have sex with a uma thurman poster next to Phil’s bed? vday video?#he smells like warm#that’s the plan#interrupted by fireworks - phil#the week I spent with Phil >>>>>>>#the lube in their suitcase in Australia (?) (please tell me y’all remember that)#they spent fucking Christmas together like every year#I don’t bring my bestie to Christmas and family vacations😭#that’s just off the top of my head#like yeah us 13 year olds were batshit insane with tons of undiagnosed mental illness but it wasn’t rocket science to figure it out#will this get me cancelled?#rae’s rambles#dan and phil#phan
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Samposting + Dan Heng, March 7th, and Cosmo! (my Trailblazer) These are some of my earliest drawings for HSR (back from 2023~)
[No romance Included]
#insertsomethinawesome#Honkai star rail#Sampo Koski#March 7th#Dan Heng#Cosmo (trailblazer oc)#March 7th hsr#Dan heng hsr#Sampo Hsr#Cosmo (trailblazer oc) hsr#idk if my tag for Cosmo is consistent but eeeeeh i'll figure it out eventually#isa's fanart#April2025#I don't love the faces on all of these but!!! That is okay.#I've learned a lot about drawing since i made these so its kinda satisfying to realize that#Sampo.... i love him a lot#I like a lot of these still too despite them being really old#i show that dan heng and cosmo one to friends a lot#sparketh joy#also ah yes. the early days of me deciding how i wanted Sampo's undershirt. thing. whatever that abomination is. to look.#at this point i am at a consensus with myself on it
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