#omg what a unit

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

The BAU on a commercial flight:

EMILY: Stopped and searched at the security checkpoint because she forgot she was wearing an ankle holstered gun. Is the person who kicks your seat and hogs the armrest because gay people do not know how to sit on a chair properly.

JJ: Is the one having her armrest hogged by Emily. Opens a packet of peanuts and gives someone an allergic reaction. Should have stuck with Cheetos…

TARA: “It’s okay, I’m a doctor! Not a doctor of medicine, but I’m sure I can figure it out!”

PENELOPE: Watches movies on her tablet and eats M&M’s like the little iPad kid she is, eventually falling asleep on Morgan’s shoulder during ‘Legally Blonde’.

MORGAN: Shamelessly flirting with the flight attendants and trying to hide the fact that he is watching ‘Legally Blonde’ over Penelope’s shoulder—and loving it.

HOTCH: Reading FBI case files in his sunglasses, not noticing the kid who has been staring at him the whole time thinking ‘damn, James Bond be on this flight.’

SPENCER: Talking to that same kid and his mother, explaining aerodynamics and discussing plane crash statistics. The kid’s mother requests a seat change.

ELLE: Lets Spencer explain aerodynamics to her instead. She swaps her red jello for his orange jello from the airplane meal because red is his favourite.

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[somanyfandomsorkinafs]

Why does Timmy get the girls AND the gays? (<- im giggling over this. that one sentence has turned me into the smiling giggler)

I AM TOO HEHEHEHE- I love naming my docs like the most random ass or funniest shit :3

So I’m getting back into the fop fandom right? And I’m learning about nicktoons united right? And I’m learning ALL the ships, right?

I thought it be funny to make Timmy the main character in an iseki(/j) cause you got the cannon ones - Trixie’s on and off crush on him, Veronica, Tootie, Cindy Vortex. The non cannon ones - Jimmy Neutron, Remy, Imaginary Gary, etc

and it’s basically Danny and SpongeBob watch multiple people flirt with Timmy and Timmy not get it.

(it’s great.)

[xumoonhao]

performance team VCR // '17 Japan concert

[accio-victuuri]

wang yibo - formed police unit douyin update

[aengelren]

life after seeing people start waking up and stop idolizing elitism and celebrity culture, feeding their pockets while the working class and third world countries suffer..is the human revolution near?

[sammygender]

THANK YOU OLI I don't get the season 8 hype. No Cas, Sam and Dean have the same conflict they've been having the entire show with no new angles like why????

YEAH LITERALLY. inital conflict is literally dean being angry at sam for trying to move on and heal which is just so intensely unlikeable and for some reason i was shocked by it and it made me genuinely dislike him. to me dean is at his most awful in s8..... like he's not. he's definitely not. gadreel possession in s9 and like most of s9/10 with the mark is much worse than anything he does in s8 and killing amy in s7 was sooo awful too. but dean is just so intensely a dick in s8 and i was so angry with him and not even in a fun way. like in s9/10 he is AWFUL but i enjoyed the drama. i didnt even enjoy the interpersonal drama in s8. which is when you know something is wrong

then again. im probably too harsh on it and am basing it off memories of sitting through the first half because i LOVE the trials and sacrifice and the great escapist so so much. and i love kevin <3 he's s8 right. but. to me s8 will always be the worst season. maybe i just hate what it brings to the shows canon. sam leaving dean for a girl and a dog (which is NOT EVEN WHAT HAPPENED... and if it WAS it wouldve been justified.... id support sam even if i thought he abandoned dean unprovoked idc.....) is constantly brought back like the worst of his sins even as late as like. s11. SHUT UP. first half of s8 is just upsetting for sam reasons and not in a fun way

[luminary-of-the-marz]

Hearing people in my class English be so ignorant about gender and like being nonbinary is so cringy as a nonbinary person

I want to say something sometimes and then it’s like these bitches cant understand basic ass stuff, I’m not gonna waste my time on idiots lol

[disappointingcabbage]

I realized today that the reason I love showtunes so much is because I’m autistic. Showtunes don’t usually bother with overly complex metaphors, they’re part of a set story so it’s really easy to understand the context, and theatre professionals tend to actually enunciate when they sing so listening to showtunes isn’t an auditory processing hell game of What The Fuck Is Happening Now? It’s like. Autism heaven music.

[fala-alfredo-pasta]

Idk if this was asked before but. What do you think if Kazuichi x Ryota? I searched it in Google and it seems it doesn't exists. But say what do you think of it?

Me thinks it’s plausible and why not, eh? I can only imagine it’ll be extraordinarily helpful to have a capable mechanic around who will be down to fix your animation tech on a favor/budget because we damn well know that Ryouta aint getting paid shit for his hard work lmao. Plus there’s just some tablets/tools that get discontinued and honestly are just so valuable to have on hand, but trying to find a replacement can be such a pain when most of the newer models are just not what you’re looking for or need (speaking from personal experience). I’d imagine that Ryouta would try to pay him back as best as possible in the form of lunch/dinners/scoring tickets to events Kazuichi might be interested in going to. Something like:

Ryouta: “Hey Kazuichi, why so sad?”

Kazuichi: “Sonia cancelled last minute to that anime horror fest thing in Kyoto, but I already booked us a room and everything and can’t get my money baaaack. I don’t even like horror anime man! I just asked you for those tickets for her! WHYYYYYY-“

Ryouta: “Well it’d be a shame to let your room go to waste, why not just take trip to Kyoto?

Kazuichi: “And do what be lonely?!?”

Ryouta: “Actually there’s a really great museum about mechs in Kiyoto if I remember correctly. It was run by an acquaintance of mine though I think he only does private tours now considering how valuable some of the stuff in his collection is.”

Kazuichi: “Wait for real?? BRO CAN YOU GET US IN???”

Ryouta: “Ehe, maybe? I’d have to give him a call.”

Kazuichi: “LES GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

And then Kaz realizes he accidentally booked a couples suite so now they have to share a bed.

Oh you thought I wouldn’t make this a slow burn friendship to lovers with classic romance tropes huh??? SIKE EVERYTHING CAN BECOME A FRIENDSHIP TO LOVERS TROPE IF THEY SPEND ENOUGH QUALITY TIME TOGETHER!! I’d also like to imagine that Kaz would be such a helpful reference and consultant whenever Ryouta needs to deal with mech/tech things in his animations. I wouldn’t be surprised if one of their past times is just Kazuichi coming up with some of his most absurd build ideas that Ryouta then figures out how to incorporate into his anime lol.

[rewritingcanon]

noooo way we gotta throw the whole security council away this shit is not working no more 💀

[vonlipvig]

omg i just remembered there's like a whole war mechanic in rizia that i obviously didn't get to. and that military training tab that i still don't know how it works. what the hell was that.

[baeshijima]

Soph I think I'm gonna die for my cs major I like math except for when the test comes around (I like studying math but then if u actually have to take a test I die)

Also apparently new unit ensemble stars (1 Confirmed new character was shown... who tf is the rest of them)

lili i am rubbing ur back and giving u all the emotional support u need to get through this 💪💪 just remember to try and take breaks when u can to give urself a breather and avoid overwhelming urself !!

AND I SAW ???? help i cant believe we are getting another unit....

[sudaca-swag]

literally smth that could be fixed if certain gay men didnt despise lesbians so much

[nayefaguerd]

 Premier League Stories - Nayef Aguerd  

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[saeraas]

thinking back on it, I should have known something was up when I logged into fgo and got okita alter summer on a single roll (her sword rengoku is [redacted]'s va yuichi nakamura) right before leaks happened like her whole thing is cutting through the infinite world lmaooo this is a funny joke

[lilidawnonthemoon]

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