#one food that isn’t currently safe but that I WANT to love is stuffing :O

[sunnibits]

hey, if you have arfid/any ed/any food sensitivity issues in general, do me a favor and reblog this and tell me these in the tags!: (as many or as little as you’d like - this is just for fun :))

- your current favorite safe food

- your favorite food in general

- one food that you can always manage to eat no matter what (if you have one!)

- one food that isn’t currently safe, but that you WANT to like or think you would like if you tried it

- the most recent new food that you have tried, and did you like it? (I’m so so proud of you either way!)

[triggerhappyimagines]

If it's okay could I request how the dr3 boys would react to their s/o being accidentally shrunk during one of Miu's experiments or something? I thought it would be a good opportunity for lots of fluff and protectiveness hehE

this was actually very fun to write, thank you for requesting anon!! also, i apologize if some of these scenarios sound repetitive, i wrote the ones i had instant ideas for first, and then sort of left myself stuck trying to think of something for the others that didn’t sound exactly like everything else i’d already written...

also, just for fun, i decided to write a little scenario for Miu, too! i hadn’t planned on it at first, but her involvement in this particular request made me want to write for her and i couldn’t help myself,,,, this is my first time writing an imagine-type thing for her so i can only hope i did her justice aha~

warnings: a little bit of swearing

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Shuichi Saihara

— VERY CONCERNED!!! VERY VERY CONCERNED!!!

— you’re so small!! what if you get lost?! what if someone steps on you?! what if you fall off something and die?! what if-

— you’ll have to calm him down before he gives himself an aneurysm lol

— somehow he’s more worried than you are. Miu says she’ll be able to get you back to normal in no time, so why shouldn’t you trust her? Shuichi could give you about a thousand reasons but that’s beside the point

— if it were up to him he would hold you and not let go unless he absolutely has to in order to make sure you don’t get hurt or stuck somewhere but obviously that’s unrealistic

— to an extent, it’s cute how worried he is about you, but it does get annoying from time to time

— i mean, you’re shrunk, not stupid. you know to stay away from edges of tables and other things you could fall from, not to wander off, etc.

— but as frustrating as Shuichi can be you really can’t get upset with him because dammit he’s so cute when he gets protective and you love him so so much

Rantaro Amami

— honestly he’s not super concerned at first

— he trusts you to be careful and not get yourself killed, and he trusts Miu to get you back to normal somehow, so why should he be worried?

— though he’ll still be pretty chill for the most part, he will start to be more protective of you when he starts to fully process the sheer number of tragic deaths you could succumb to in your current shrunken state

— this protectiveness takes the form of him offering you way more assistance than you need

— it’s nice that you want to help out, rantaro, but your s/o doesn’t need you to help them find something to sit on, c’mon now

— he kind of enjoys the way you literally fit right into the palm of his hands

— additionally, there’s now a very small, feral urge in the back of his mind to brush and style your hair like his sisters always used to do with their dolls

— he’ll probably never mention it, but don’t be too surprised if he all of a sudden takes a strong liking to playing with your hair once you’re back to normal

Kokichi Ouma

— did you expect him to treat this situation with the proper concern and caution it deserves? because if so i have bad news for you-

— he thinks it’s so funny how small you are

— like, so funny Miu has to physically intervene to get him to stop cracking up at your tiny form

— obviously you don’t think it’s as funny as he does

— right away he’s thinking of ways he could use your size to his advantage to mess with somebody

— at one point he decides it would be really funny to pretend he’s going to step on you which essentially translates to pretending he’s going to murder you but once you chew him out and explain to him how mean that was he actually feels really bad for upsetting you

— while he’s nowhere near as small as you are now, Kokichi is a rather petite guy, so the size difference between the two of you isn’t quite as drastic as it is between you and the taller guys

— since he’s a little less likely to accidentally smush you, he’s able to sorta cuddle you as if you were a small stuffed animal

— and btw being gently held and all snuggled up in his arms like that??? HEAVEN. LITERAL HEAVEN

Gonta Gokuhara

— if i had to choose someone who’s the least likely to accidentally get you killed while you’re shrunk, it would be Gonta

— i mean, he handles bugs that are much smaller and delicate than you are now, and if he can take such good care of them, obviously he’ll be able to take care of you no problem!

— you draw the line at him putting you in the little bug box he carries with him, though. you’re a human being, not a beetle!

— he likes to have you sit on his shoulders! they’re so broad that there’s plenty of room for you, too

— his hair is long enough for you to hang onto it to keep your balance if you need to!

— being so tiny also really puts into perspective just how gentle Gonta is

— yes, you’ve seen firsthand how he’s able to handle delicate little insects, and he’s always gentle with you, too, but being in the position of an insect in the palm of his hand, so to speak, is so much different

— you’ve never had anyone touch you with so much care, solicitude, and just pure love before and it’s honestly the most incredible feeling in the world

K1-B0

— another very concerned boy

— (s/o) is tiny???? how??? WHY??? HUH??

— at he’s pretty concerned about his knowledge of how humans work and fears he knows much less than he thought

— nobody ever told him they could shrink!!! he didn’t know humans could do that!! that’s because they can’t, kiibo, but i appreciate the concern

— once you explain what happened to him - how you were helping Miu out when her current experiment decided to malfunction and go apeshit, making you the size of a doll in the process - he’s a little less confused but also a lot more angry

— he makes sure to give Miu a thorough lecture on lab safety! he can’t have his s/o getting hurt just by being in the same room as her!!

— don’t worry, he’ll simmer down once you assure him that you’re okay!

— similar to Gonta, Kiibo is very careful with you! he knows you’re much more fragile than he is under normal circumstances, but now that you’re so little he’s even more worried about how susceptible to injury you are

— when he holds you or touches you, he does so with the utmost precision and care, as if you’re made of glass and would shatter if he laid his hands on you incorrectly

— he won’t tell you this, but he’s really looking forward to the day Miu is able to get you back to normal just so he won’t need to be so anxious about your safety anymore

— it’s hard work worrying about the person you love!!

Kaito Momota

— another one who’s probably not as phased by the situation as he should be

— but when Miu told him that she’d accidentally shrunk his s/o, he didn’t think that meant "i shrunk your s/o and don’t have a way fix it at this point in time"

— so when he realizes that now he has to help make sure you don’t, idk, die, he’s a little annoyed. not with you, though!

— i mean, technically he doesn’t *have* to help you out, but it would be a real dick move if he didn’t lol

— he lets you sit up on his shoulder, or in the pocket of his jacket!

— at first he doesn’t totally process that you’re a little more fragile than usual, so he may accidentally manhandle you from time to time

— just be sure to tell him if he’s holding you strangely, or if you’re starting to get uncomfy

— his priority is making sure you’re taken care of and he's not about to let himself of all people get in the way of that!!

Korekiyo Shinguuji

— he’s very worried about you, but he’ll try to hide it

— the last thing he wants to do is make your situation more stressful than it needs to be by fussing over you to no end

— it’s not that he doesn’t think you can take care of yourself anymore! he just doesn’t think the world is safe enough for you anymore!

— if you catch on to his anxiety and decide to question him about it, he’ll most likely go off on a tangent about how ‘humans are at the top of the food chain’ and ‘there’s a reason most predators are large and most prey is small’ and ‘in nature small creatures are naturally put in constant danger" or something

— while you may not necessarily appreciate him comparing you to a small prey animal, you know his heart is in the right place

— he just wants to protect you!!

— Kiyo has pretty large, slender hands, and you fit in his palm rather comfortably

— under normal circumstances, he’s incredibly gentle with you, and his delicacy of his touches increases tenfold now that you’re so tiny

— in a strange way, it almost feels like he handles you the same way he would handle some sort of fragile, ancient artifact that could be destroyed with just the smallest slip of the hand

— frankly, it’s a bit of an unusual sensation, albeit in a good way!! it’s nice to be touched so gently, y’know?

Ryoma Hoshi

— he’s glad to have a chance to be the tall one in the relationship... lol i’m jk... or am i?

— unlike the other guys, Ryoma doesn’t really dote on you and assume you need his help for everything, mostly because he knows firsthand what it’s like to be so much smaller than someone

— he doesn’t really like being treated like he’s helpless, or needs constant aid from taller people, so he’s mindful of the way he responds to the situation as not to end up behaving exactly like those who frustrate him to no end

— of course if you need him for anything, whether it’s helping you go from one place to another, or just wanting some love from your boyfriend, he’s always right there for you!

— however, sometimes he needs to go get someone taller than him to help you out with something, which he really Does Not Enjoy™️, so before you ask him to help you get something from up high (by your current standards, ofc) be sure to ask yourself if it really can’t wait until you’re back to normal lol

— like with Kokichi, the size difference between you and Ryoma isn’t all that drastic compared to some of the others, so he also manages to cuddle you without much issue. it’s a little awkward at first, but at least there’s no fear he might accidentally lay on top of you and squish you to death

— perks of having a boyfriend who’s 3’5", y’know?

Miu Iruma

— you’ve always enjoyed helping Miu out in her lab, and it isn’t uncommon for her to request your assistance with something, but up until now nothing has ever really... gone wrong in there, at least not majorly

— somehow, whatever shrinking device she’d been working on decided to have an absolute freak attack and target you, not the watermelon she was about to test it on, and now you’re about ten times smaller than you should be

— at least it works... right?

— she’s very apologetic and honestly feels so incredibly guilty that she could have possibly let something like this happen to you

— you’re honestly not very upset at first. she can fix it and you’ll be back to normal in no time, right? ...right?

— now is not the best time for Miu to be telling you about how she hasn’t yet developed a way to reverse the shrinking properties of her latest invention, but unfortunately she doesn’t really have another choice

— in the meantime, she takes it upon herself to whip up a few things to make your new life as a tiny person easier until she can dedicate her time to finding out how to get you back to normal

— you’re a little surprised at the sheer amount of robotic tools and gadgets provided to you that she just had laying around, as well as how quickly she’s able to throw together little devices to help you get around quicker, or reach things up high

— if there was any doubt that she was truly upset that her experimentation could have gone so wrong, it all vanishes the second she places her lips on your head (you may be small but that’s not going to stop her from kissing you!!) and says she’s never going to let herself put you in harms way ever again

— she loves you more than anything in the world, and would spend the rest of her life trying to undo the damage she caused if she had to! that’s how much you mean to her <3

[xenia-cenia]

X Reader headcanons except I’m doing this on mobile and it’s 2am on a school night 😍

The Tall Lads and relationship headcanons (mostly fluff)

G/N Reader

Characters: Diluc, Kaeya, Childe, Zhongli

Diluc:

-I feel like in a relationship diluc would not be the first person to confess. He’s a bit bad telling his own emotions apart that Adelinde has to tell him what’s going on

-after his realization though almost nothing has changed except he does find it a bit harder to make eye contact

-when you get into an official relationship it’s very quick to realize his love language is gifts

-it’s your birthday? He’s got a pile of things you’ve briefly mentioned wanting in the past

-had a bad day? Here’s a cool rock he found

-had a GOOD day? Perfect he already has flowers lined up for you

-it’s nearly impossible to surprise him in a relationship especially the longer it goes on

-out of every love language touch would probably be the one he’d need time to warm up to

-not jealous but a bit more protective than most relationships

-however he realizes this isn’t the healthiest mindset and takes time to reassure himself that you’ll be fine and come home to him safe and sound

-heater man

-probably gives you his coat without any second thought if you even barely shiver

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Kaeya:

-unlike his brother, he absolutely confesses first and it’s not very subtle either

-huge tease the entirety of the relationship

-physical touch and words of affirmation are his go to when he finds someone he likes

-‘your eyes look fine as always’

-‘come now, surely you realize how stunning you look?’

-almost definitely writes love letters

-they’re all very sappy and show a more vulnerable side of him that he refuses to show anybody else

-not jealous nor protective at all

-he trusts in your strength and relationship

-however, if something does cross a line he’s more than willing to step in

-he knows you do the same for him

-at night your bed is covered in blankets

-his body just exhudes frost

-this does not stop him from cuddling you every chance he gets

-if you’re not a big physical touch fan he’ll quickly back off

-if his love comes at your discomfort he figures he’d rather just show it differently

-super obscure date places like the middle of a lake that he constantly freezes

-when it’s night he takes you to a place where he sets out food for the animals of Mondstadt

-he lets you braid his hair

-in fact he loves getting his hair played with

-may or may not be writing love poetry and it may or may not be absolutely awful

-he’s trying though

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Zhongli:

-he confesses first

-there is so little time the two of you will have together he wants to use every second of it

-dates with him are often light and airy

-happy conversations about history or whichever tea zhongli happened to pick that day

-he’s a very casual man if you get him at the right moment

-luckily for you, that right moment seems to be whenever you’re near

-like Kaeya he has two love languages: quality time and acts of service

-it doesn’t matter if there’s silence as long as he’s with you, he’s happy

-once upon a time he was a big gift giver but current financial situations.... have made that tough

-so he tries to make up for the lack of gifts with every menial and even somewhat undesirable task being completed flawlessly by him

-your pillows are always perfectly stuffed, your blankets are always exactly how you like them, when he serves a new tea he makes sure to try it beforehand to see if you might like it

-easily the most protective one on this list

-not jealous though he always trusts you

-however if you go into a fight he deems to dangerous or could even possibly slip on the pavement he falls into a frenzy

-you assure him you’re fine but he can’t stop worrying

-it takes a lot of time for that fear to go away but in the end he finds he loves you even more

-his lover can stand blade by blade next to a god

-how could he not love you?

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Childe:

-his confession is the most cryptic

-‘stay with me so I can fight you whenever I want’

-okay Childe that sounds rational

-eventually he tells you his true intention

-he’s never met anybody who could defeat him in combat before and after all these months of training and fighting you he found he genuinely has feelings for you

-he’s just kind of dumb and doesn’t know how to deal with them

-huuuuuge gift giver

-he’d buy and sell all of Liyue just to see you smile

-you assure him he doesn’t need to do that

-he still considers doing that

-finally he settles on trinkets that caught your attention as you walked in the marketplace

-this man spends so much time making sure you get a gift that’ll make you happy

-he ends up spending fatui funds on it

-it’s cool though he’s a harbinger so nobody really cares if he spoils his S/O

-least protective and jealous on this list

-youve beat him in combat he’s not all too worried about you getting hurt

-and everybody knows not to mess with the harbingers significant other

-or really, everybody knows not to mess with the strongest fighter in Liyue

-if you do need help for whatever reason just call for him he’ll show up as soon as he can

-if he’s not nearby and you tell him what happened later THEN you see protective Childe

-also makes really good sweets

-cutie <3

[ourkarlanicoleuniverse]

Sweet Nothing (MHA Staff AU Fanfiction)

Chapter 2

Warnings: None, swf. 

If you prefer reading this on wattpad, I posted the story there too. My account name is @ KarlaNicoleM I have the same profile picture and backdrop. Hope you enjoy 😊

Due to there not being many things to do during this first week, I've been mainly sitting at my desk or hanging around the class with Aizawa and watching over the students. I was currently wrapping up my day with some late lunch and a Netflix at my desk when I heard a booming voice walking into the teacher lounge. "M&M!"

I choked on my soba. "Mic! I'm eating damn it!" The tall man tackled me once I turned my seat over.

He continued to hug me into his chest, "I'm sorry, I just missed my sweet little M&M. Now that it's Friday, we should hang out and catch up." Mic's green eyes looked lovingly at me with glowing excitement.

"I missed you too. Even though we've talked nonstop while I was gone. But don't you have your radio show tonight?" I pushed him back slightly, still wanting to be held by my best friend. The dude smelled like vanilla and hairspray, which wasn't the best combination, but I'll sacrifice my nose to hold him.

"It's not until one in the morning. And it's almost 3:15, so I got more than enough time to give my lovely shrimp attention." He patted my head and grinned.

"When do you sleep?" I asked while swatting away his hand.

"Don't know." I shook my head—same old Hazashi Yamada. The biggest doofus, I know. "Plus, it won't be just us. Iris and Kayama are joining, and I am still trying to convince Aizawa to come. It's just dinner; that's it."

"Eeee, I don't know. Did you invite Lily... errrr... Ms. Rowell? Iris knows her, and I don't want her left out."

"Of course she's invited! But she did say she'll only go if you are."

"What about All Might?" I raised my eyebrow.

"He said no." The Yamada pout just made a comeback, folks!

"Awe no, I guess I'll still go. I'll just leave my soba for another meal." Mic shouted with glee and nearly busted my eardrums again. He went in for another bone-crushing hug, but this time he picked me up and twirled me around. I couldn't help but laugh at his excitement.

"Mic be professional, or I'll write a complaint to HR." Aizawa walked in sluggishly with his sleeping bag in hand and papers in the other. He looked even more beaten up today.

"Oh, is someone jealous? Don't worry, Aizawa; I got some love for you too." Hizashi put me down and went open arms in Aizawa's direction only to meet with Aizawa's capture weapon clinging onto his body. "This is just mean. Are you going to dinner with the rest of us?"

Aizawa retracted his weapon and sat down at his desk, "No. I have papers to grade and then go on patrol. I told you this."

Mic went to sit at his desk next to Aizawa's, "Yeah, I know, but dinner is happening at like 5. It gives you roughly more than an hour to grade, and patrolling is late at night while I'm at the station. PLUS M&M is coming this time. It's like the old gang is back together!" The six-foot-one man hunched over and clasped his hands together while his friend just stared at his computer, ignoring him. I slowly sunk in my seat; I don't think me coming along would convince Aizawa to come.

I tried to make myself look busy and pretended that I ignored their conversation, which is hard given how loud Mic was. "You still go by that dumb nickname?"

I looked up at Aizawa. His charcoal grey eyes bore into me, "Hmm, well yeah, I never minded it."

"Are you really going to dinner? Don't you have work to do?" His eyebrows scrunched in annoyance, but his voice shredded a little curiosity.

I pursed my lips, "Nope, no students feel the need to meet with me at the moment. And you haven't addressed any concerns about them, so I have a pretty open schedule."

"What have you been doing this whole week, then?"

"Helping 1-B's counselor adjust to how things work here mainly. I also have been reviewing the student files and my notes if a random student comes in without an appointment or helping Toshinori adjust and give him my advice on teaching. Oh! Mic also gave me a few of his English assignments to review and grade." I swiveled in my seat as I talked to him.

Aizawa looked a little surprised but tried to hide it quickly. The raven-haired mess of a man turned to Mic. "You make her grade your papers?"

"ONLY WHEN SHE ISN'T DOING ANYTHING!" He held his hands up.

Aizawa hung his head and sighed, "I'll send you a file of things I noticed about the students and my recommendations on what to talk to them about sometimes this weekend. Just please stop making things easy for Mic." I just nodded and muttered thanks while he logged out of his computer and got ready to go home.

"Get some sleep, Eraserhead!" Mic yelled after Aizawa left the lounge. "Now, that it's just us. I'll take you home and wait for you to get ready to go out."

"Um, what about you? You're in your hero outfit?" I say as we packed up.

"I'll change at yours." He shrugged. "I have a bag with my civilian clothes in the teacher's lockers."

He's only saying that because I literally live on campus, the walk wouldn't be bothersome. Principal Nezu was nice enough to give me my old "dorm" from my high school days at UA to live in while I work here. Now, UA wasn't a boarding school by any means. But when I started going to school there, I was, well, a special case. Due to my quirk, and my family problems growing up, the staff thought it was a good idea to live on campus to keep other people and myself better safe. My dorm was pretty much a quick home improvement project. It was located in the back of the campus, away from students' line of sight, and many trees covered it. Nezu told me after I left, he decided to build more dorms for staff that didn't originally have a place to stay either. So, you'll find Lily and Iris here too, aside from me.

When we got to my dorm, Mic had no shame in going to the guest room/my office to change. I almost forgot how well he knows this place because of high school. I made my way into my own room to change out of my work clothes. I took my hair out of my bun and let the wavy dark brown locks fall and give my scalp a rest. Looking into the closet, I yelled for Mic, "'Zashi, what's the dress attire?"

I hear a knock, and the door opens slightly, "Are you decent?"

"Yes." I saw while taking out a grey sweater and showcased it to the man. "Is this okay, with a skirt and boots? Or do I have to pick something else out?"

Mic was wearing a maroon long sleeve with... white pants... Am I really asking this about what to wear? Then he still had his hair up. He was holding a black bomber jacket and had a gold chain around his neck. He also switched his sunglasses to his normal glasses. "Considering what I am wearing? That outfit should be fine. It's supposed to be dressy casual." He scratched the back of his neck, "Do you have a hairbrush I can use? I can't find mine in my bag, and I want to brush out the hairspray."

I pointed him to the bathroom and then proceeded to change. I went with a navy blue skirt with a white cross-line pattern and some thigh-high black velvet boots. I got to add some height to myself while hanging out with my colleagues that are all 5'8 and above. Don't want to look like anyone's child. Because of how my hair had a weird bump from the bun I wore all day, I decided to go for a half up half down hairstyle, mimicking Mic's man-bun, and then I just touched up the makeup I had one from work. Hizashi and I were about to walk when he stopped me and handed me my glasses with a stern look. I smiled and grabbed them and put them in my bag, "I don't need them right now."

"This is why you're blind." He shook his head and opened the door for me. I simply smiled and made my way out with him behind me.

"Kayama, I said I didn't want to drink, I still have my radio show." Mic continued to push Kayama's third beer away as Kayama laughed.

I was sitting between Iris and Lily and enjoying the show Mic and Kayama gave the whole restaurant. "So, ignoring them, how's your first official week in Japan?" Iris spoke up. The cute strawberry blonde brunette was so excited to hear that Lily and I were coming to work at UA. At some point, we were all working together at the Rebel Agency; Iris was my age, but I skipped a year in school, so I graduated with Mic and Aizawa. So, she didn't come to the agency until a year after I was already working there, but as soon as she came here and Lily became close friends, so it wasn't hard for her to settle in. I remember Lily even commented that the agency needed a little more cheeriness when Iris joined.

"It was alright; I didn't know rusty my Japanese was going to be. I literally sound like how I did when I was in school." I took a sip of my glass. "Literally worked so hard on my R's and L's, and now I am back to square one."

"At least you knew Japanese before working here. I learned a little through you and Iris. But before this job, I had to take classes, and I still mess up." Lily took a bite of her food.

"Good thing, the students are learning English, so it makes it easier for both of you, right Mic?" Iris was looking at the two of us and rolled her eyes at Mic and Kayama.

Mic and Kayama both had stopped their shenanigans to join in on the conversation, "I'm just glad to have the whole gang back together, and some new people. Lily, you are just as amazing as my M&M says."

Kayama was looking towards the direction of the entrance and tapped Mic's shoulder, "Yamada, didn't you say that Aizawa wasn't joining us?"

"Yeah, why? OH HEY SHO!" Aizawa strolled to the table wearing a long sleeve black shirt, dark washed jeans, boots, and his capture weapon wrapped around his neck. "What are you doing here?"

"I ended up having a little extra time on my hands. I came mainly to speak to Montoya, though." He shifted a little on his legs with his hands stuffed in his hands and his dark hair falling out his small ponytail. "It's about work."

I moved to get up, smoothing out my skirt, and grabbing my purse. "Alright, let's go outside then." Aizawa held his hand out to guide me back to the entrance as I stepped out in front of him. The winter air of January lightly kissed my cheeks and ears, definitely intending to make my skin blush. I faced Aizawa and hugged myself as it noticeably got colder. I should've brought a jacket instead of relying on this sweater. "So, what did you need to talk to me about?"

"It's a few things. First, I want to ask you if you would like to assist me in training the students?" He folded his arms—the long sleeve shirt doing a really horrible job hiding his arm's defined muscles.

"I don't have a teaching license in Japan. Literally, the only thing I can do is counseling because of my psych degree. Plus, I don't feel comfortable using my quirk on students." I hugged myself harder and shifted my weight to my left foot.

"You could say it's for counseling purposes. You're able to absorb their quirk and mimic them, making it better to understand them and counsel them. And it's better for someone to have a similar quirk to train them." He countered.

"I only like using my quirk on villains. Even out the playing field and also have them be punished for misusing their quirk." I was getting annoyed. He, of all people, should know how I never like to use my quirk on innocent people. Let alone students.

"Can you at least think about it? I think it would be great for the students. Plus, you made a huge impression on them. They won't stop talking about the number two American Hero." He smirked a little. "They'll probably listen to you more than they do with me."

I huffed, "Don't kiss my ass; it makes me uncomfortable to know you have the ability to do it." I paused a little. It wasn't a completely illogical idea. And he's right; I could say it's for counseling purposes. But then that would put Class 1-B at a disadvantage... "Oh my god! Are you asking me because you and Vlad have some weird rivalry when it comes to your classes?"

The stoic man just stared blankly at me with barely noticeable wide eyes, "No..." He looks anyway but my face. He's lying.

"I can't believe you asked me to... I can't... I have no words." I started laughing.

"Stop laughing." He stuffed his hands in his pockets and held a scowl. I swear no one would believe me if they knew that the Eraserhead had a childish side.

"I'm sorry. I'll have to think about it." I wiped the tears coming from my eye as I clutched my stomach from laughing too hard. "What was the other thing you needed to tell..." I was interrupted by a crashing sound and screaming. Aizawa and I looked over in the direction of the sound to see people running towards our direction. The next thing we see is a huge guy with molten rock and lava quirk terrorizing everyone in his path. "Shit. I can't do anything while on my suspension. Any bad move I make that ends up on the news, and I could say goodbye to my license forever."

"Go back inside and tell the others. I'll take care of it." Aizawa motioned me back inside the restaurant.

"But you don't have your suit. Your goggles! People will see that you in your civilian clothes, then what? You'll be exposed." I grabbed his arms to pull him inside with me, but he stopped me.

"I'll be fine. Trust me; stay inside." He placed my hands gently in his and gave me a soft look. It was like I was looking at the seventeen-year-old boy I left years ago. I was frozen. Next thing I knew, I stood beside Lily while Aizawa called for the rest of the table to help him out.

Not being allowed to do hero work sucks.

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[ravens-rambling]

How about kid Virgil taking his small, plushie spider everywhere he goes and whenever someone wants to take it away from him (because it needs to be washed), he clings onto it for dear life and hides in his safe space?

A/N: Two fics in one night???? Miracle I know. 

WC: 2,772

ships: Platonic LAMP

warnings: Crying, worry, anxiety 

Tag List: @punsterterry @stormcrawler75@frostedlover@mycatshuman  @mutechild​@panicattheeverywhere15@thewinterbookqueen   @analogical-mess @saddestlittlebabe

The sides were still learning how to care for tiny Virgil. This was their first time in doing so but even if it was, they think they’re doing an alright job? Course there are plenty of things that they can do better but again it’s a learning process. They’ll get there eventually.

And they learned the hard way to never take Virgil’s spider plushie away from him unless they want a crying Virgil on their hands. And nobody wants that unless they are evil beings. Not even Dee would do that, they thought.

It all started when Patton gave Virgil some spaghetti and meatballs for lunch. Though he knew it was quite a messy plate Virgil was a surprisingly tidy eater for a child. Even if he did spill he would insist on cleaning it up himself, something that Patton kept telling him he was fine cleaning it up but young Virge was a stubborn child. So he helped him instead. So he wasn’t all too worried about this dish.

His precious kiddo was watching Lion King on the TV, mindlessly doodling on some colouring books while holding his spider plushie and his tongue sticking out, something he does when he's concentrating. And by god’s did the precious sight made Patton's heart clench ever tighter.

“Here you are kiddo!”

Virgil glanced up and beamed at the sight of the food, his missing tooth ever prominent, “Thank you, dad!”

Yep, his heart is melting right now. That sight always did that.

He set the plate on the table and smiled reaching over to ruffle up his hair a bit, “Of course, kiddo!”

With that, he hummed and bounced away back to the kitchen to clean up and maybe make some cookies while he’s at it.

It was a bit after that, him humming away at the kitchen when he heard a loud bang noise and a very tiny whimper. His eyes blown wide as he rushed towards the living room expecting his kiddo to be hurt. Luckily he wasn’t.

The bowl, which was thankfully mostly empty by now, was on the floor. Poor Virge’s shirt was covered in leftover spaghetti and he looked like he was about to cry. But that wasn’t the reason why he had tears in his eyes. No, the reason was that his tiny spider was also covered in it. He had it close to his messy chest and was whimpering at it and trying, by the looks of it, to hold in his tears. Though it wasn’t working too well.

“Hey, Shh. It’s alright, kiddo. It’s just some spaghetti a trip to the washer can make it good as new!!”

The second he said that he knew it was the wrong thing to say. Virgil’s body immediately clenched, now it was shaking softly. More whimpers and silent gasps came from the small child. He began shaking his head now itching away from the dad figure.

“No, no it’s gonna be okay. You’ll have it back before you could even blink! I promise you, buddy!”

“N-No… Don’t…touch… No!”

Before Patton could blink nor say anything back all the lights in the mindscape flickered then turned dark for a few moments. When they came back up the small child was gone.

“Virgil! Virgil, buddy, please come back!”

He checked the living room and the kitchen making sure he checked every nook and cranny a small child could hide. And nothing.

“Oh dear…”

There was something they have come to learn about tiny Virgil, and that was that he didn’t know how to use his powers. He didn’t even know he had any to be honest, they had to tell him about them a few weeks ago when he got spooked when Roman summoned some crayons for him. This isn’t good at all. If he uses too much of his powers too quickly he might burn himself out.

Not to mention the heartbreaking tearful look in his eyes as he held that plushie close to him. Patton gulped thickly as he didn’t want to think that he placed that look on his kiddos face. What great dad he is…

“Patton! Patton are you alright, Padre?”

“Why did all the lights in the mindscape flickered? I was under the assumption that Virgil could only do that?”

It took Roman to cup his cheek and to wipe away a few tears for Patton to realize that he was crying. He hiccuped as he glanced up towards the other two, mirroring faces of concern and worry was met with his eyes.

“I-It was Virge… I… I scared him… I didn’t mean to! He had spilled his lunch and his plushie got ruined so I was gonna wash it and… Oh god Ro… I made Virgil cry!”

He hiccuped and cried more into Roman’s hand, then he felt arms wrap around him not even a moment later. Followed by the comforting warmth of a chest pressed against his face.

“It’ll be alright, Pat. I’m certain our Virge won’t hate you for this. He won’t ever hate you. He properly knows you didn’t mean to spook him.” As Roman talked he shared a look at Logan them both looking concerned and worried. Virgil really must have been really spooked if he used his powers, and yelled at Patton. He hasn’t done that since…them accepting him.

Roman gave Logan a nod as he kept whispering assurances to him. And Logan nodded back slowly peeling himself from the crying side. If anybody is able to calm down Virgil it’s Logan without fail. They just have a certain bond that even transferred to the sides child-like state. Course it took just a bit for tiny Virgil to remember who he is and his name but eventually that bond was placed yet again.

Logan stayed quiet as he made his way up the stairs and upon Virgil’s dark door. Slowly he knocked on the door three times as normal and heard a quiet muffled sniffle. “Virgil, I can hear you in there. None of us is mad at you. We just want to know what happened.”

Several long minutes passed and Logan thought he really wasn’t going to answer until a few more sniffles stopped that thought then a very quiet raspy voice answered. “A-Are you sure?”

“Yes, Virgil I’m sure. Patton's deeply sorry and worried about spooking you. He’s worried that you won’t like him anymore and is currently crying in Roman’s arms as we speak.”

“I… I didn’t mean to…m-make him cry…”

“I’m sure you didn’t. May I come in?”

Once again, several long minutes passed and all Logan could hear was something moving about until finally the knob was being turned. When the door opened and he saw the likes of the side Logan’s heart was torn, metaphorically of course.

Virgil had tears still coming down his chubby cheeks, his eyes puffy and red from all the crying. His shirt was covered in noddles and sauce but the child didn’t pay that any mind. Even his hands were covered in it making Logan winch as the child tried wiping his tears away with his hands resulting in smears of sauce across his face.

And Logan forgot why he doesn’t like to be around the sides when they are children. They are so messy.

But he sucked it up, Virgil was crying and hurting this is not the time to push down his emotions…right? He guessed he was right.

“Virgil. It’s alright. There’s no reason to cry.”

“B-But I made Pat sad! I made him cry! I-I yelled at him! I-I…” He hiccuped crying even more and smearing more sauce on him.

“First off, here you go,” He conjured a towel for him helping him clean himself up. And as he did he spoke again, “Second off, this is Patton we are talking about correct? He will never be upset at you in any way. He’s worried about you. Can you tell me what happened?”

That made Virgil freeze and he quickly shook his head. He ran inside his room drawing one of his fluffy purple blankets around his shoulders. Well, there’s something else he has to clean now.

Logan stepped inside and closed the door then walked towards the bed. Virgil didn’t seem to mind it as he sat down beside him only sniffling and crying some more.

“From what I gathered you spilled your lunch on your stuffed animal and didn’t like that Patton was going to take it away?”

Virgil didn’t look at him but there was a jerky nod from under the blanket. So he was right.

“Which resulted in you panicking and you yelling at him causing you to lash out with your powers?”

Another nod and a whimper.

“I-I didn’t mean to! Please believe me! I’ll be good I promise!”

“No, no, Virge it’s okay. Breathe. In and out there you go…”

Only after making sure he was breathing alright did Logan speak up again.

“Where is your stuffed animal now?”

Virgil's breath sucked in harshly even Logan could hear that, “’m not telling…”

“Why won’t you?”

“You will take it from me…”

“No, we won’t, Virgil. Only to wash it then you’ll get it back.”

Virgil shook his head again drawing the blanket closer around him, “N-No… You’ll take it and I’ll never get it back and I don’t want Spidey to be gone! I love Spidey!”

“Virgil, I promise you we will give it back. If you want you can give it to Roman and he could clean it instantly so you won’t be without it.”

Logan smiled faintly as he saw little eyes poke out of the blankets, “R-Really?”

“Yes, really. I won’t lie to you.”

A few more hiccups than a nod, “You promise? Are you sure Pat won’t hate me?”

“I promise that you’ll get it right back and that Patton doesn’t hate you.”

“O-Okay… Don’t look though…”

Logan tried not to chuckle as he nodded, “Alright.” He moved so his back was facing the child side and closed his eyes. Though he couldn’t see it he could quite hear him moving off the bed then climbing underneath the bed. The blanket around his shoulders moving and hitting against the bed frame. Also, he could hear Virgil’s sniffles still from under the bed. But he’s not going to say anything about that, he doesn’t want to freak him out more.

“‘K… Got it.”

He turned around to see that indeed Virgil has the spider and that it was covered in sauce and noddles. Even worse than his shirt. Yeah, that definitely needs to be washed, hopefully, Roman can indeed clean it by himself.

He stood up to start heading towards the door when he felt a hand tugging gently on his jeans. Looking down he saw Virgils big round purple eyes looking up to him and his hand making grabby hands towards him.

Chuckling he said, “You want to be carried, don’t you?”

A nod and a pleading look. “Please?”

“There’s no need for that, Virgil. Come here.”

With the filthy child in his arms, he walked down the stairs noticing that Patton's loud crying wasn’t as loud currently. All he could hear was sniffles. At least Roman managed to calm him down. But once he took that final step he felt Virgil tense in his arms. He gave a comforting pat on his arms, “He won’t be mad Virgil I promise.”

“Virgil? Virgil!”

Logan only had time to look up before a blue blur was in his face. He blinked as Patton gently talked to Virgil brushing back some of his hair so he could get a better look at him.

“Virgil… I was so worried… I-I thought you hurt yourself… O-Or you hated me… And I didn’t know what to do and-”

“Patton calm down, your overwhelming him.”

Patton blinked at him as tears came down his cheeks once again than to look back down to see Virgil had only dug in his shirt even more. His hands were gripped tighter onto him and his body was even shaking slightly, more than before.

“O-Oh dear… I didn’t mean… I…”

He tried to wipe away his tears the best he could, luckily Roman was right behind him with a tissue ready on hand. Logan and Roman both smiled faintly as he blew into it.

“Virgil was under the impression that you would take away his stuffed animal while you were cleaning it,” Immediately Patton had opened his mouth his eyes full of sorrow but Logan shook his head and he closed his mouth, “I assured him that we would do no such thing. And that Roman would be able to manifest it clean. Is that correct, Roman?”

Roman glanced up at his name then rolled his eyes, “Hello, Logan. This is the great fantastic Roman Prince your speaking to! Of course, I could do something as simple as that!” He placed a hand on his hip as he spoke.

Oh, how he disliked Romans dramaticness with a passion.

“Good. Alright then. See I told you, Virgil. Nobody is going to take it away from you. But Roman does need it for just a second.”

Virgil peeked up to him and whimpered silently he clenched his spider closer to him but still, he didn’t say or move to give it to him.

Logan now didn’t know what to do he was for sure that would work as he did agree earlier to do it.

Though before he could come up with another plan Roman was on the case, “Hey, precious emo Prince?” Virgil’s purple eyes peeled out once again to look at him.

“I promise you’ll get it back. Anndddd if you let me clean it up for you I’ll take you to my kingdom again,” He smiled.

Instantly, the child’s eyes went wide with wonder. If there was one thing they have learned about kid Virgil was the fact that he adored Roman's imagination. Course he didn’t like the spooky stuff but he adored running around Roman’s palace and playing in the garden. It was quite an adorable sight, even Logan has to say.

“I wanna play with Hammy!”

Roman chuckled, “Well Hammy would love to play with you too, but you have to let me take care of your spider there, young prince. And let Patton clean you up alright?”

Virgil’s tiny head went up and down a toothy grin on his face, “Alright!” And with that, he handed over the messy plush to which Roman winkled his face at. He properly didn’t think it was that dirty.

The dramatic side glanced over to the other two as if he didn’t want to do this. But both Patton and Logan raised their eyebrows plus the dad side giving him a stern glare. That caused Roman to cave.

“Alright! Alright! Stop it with the dad glare, Pat.”

Patton gave a huff than a small smile. Well, at least he’s smiling again.

With that Roman pitched two fingers on one of its legs bringing it closer to his body, his entire face wrinkling in disgust. With one flick of his other wrist, it was clean and not even a drop of sauce was on it. It was like it wasn’t even dirty, to begin with.

Virgil’s eyes went wide and he giggled loudly clapping his hands like it was some magic trick Roman just performed. It caused all of their hearts to explode in adorableness.

“Now! Before I give this to you have to let Patton clean you up first, or you’ll get it dirty again but-” He could see the tears in the child’s eyes, “You’ll be able to see it the entire time I promise. And if you behave I’ll take you to go see Hammy tomorrow how does that sound?”

“Okay! Mama! Do you think Hammy would be happy to see me?”

“Hammy's always happy to see you, Virgil.”

Patton clapped his hands giggling and his eyes full of stars, “Alright, kiddo! Bath time!”

Once Virgil was off his arms Logan sighed as he saw how dirty his tie and shirt was. But it was worth it. After Virgil got out of the bath he was informed by Patton that they talked it out and they both felt sorry for what happened. And that they didn’t hate the other.

Though having Virgil as a child can be a handful sometimes Logan supposes it sometimes did have its perks. Like seeing Virgil happy and carefree for once. While they learned some…interesting things about him as well.

Like to never take away Virgil’s spider plushie.

[2elements-blog]

Stray Kids taking care of their sick S/O

//Authors Note// 

HI- It’s Liv, the younger one. Ida is currently sick, and I really felt like writing something for this blog. I really hope you like it when you read it. It’s about you being sick (OBVIOUSLY LIV, WOW) BTW- 

IF ITS TOO LONG IM SORRY

(oh yeah, if any wrong grammar stuff. Just ignore thatXD)

ENJOY 

Woojin

He was very worried and wanted you to get better as soon as possible. but also wanted you to take your time to recover. He would literally be THE BOYFRIEND to take care of you because he wanted you to feel that you could count on him.

He would make your food and would definitely make you eat it. He would literally not stop talking about it. He would keep nagging till you at least had taken a bite. And then he would hug you all the time. feeling cold, he would hug you. Being in pain, he would hug you. Everything, he would hug you.

“How are you feeling?” Woojin takes his hand and places it on your forehead.

“Would you believe me if I said dying?” You said in response, moving a bit more under the covers to get a little less chilly.

“Well- I guess I’ll have to give my last love then- Be prepared though, its a lot” And with that, he threw himself down beside you, hugging you tight.

Chan

Safe to say our leader is also a worrywart when it comes to you. Finding you sick, he would keep taking care of you. He would force you back to bed if you intended otherwise. He would tuck in your covers around you so you wouldn't freeze. Make you food. Like, he would do anything for you.

He would keep worrying and keep talking about you and how sick you were to the guys. Asking for advice to “cure” your sickness. He would just be extremely over worried. In a cute way, of course, he just wants you to feel okay again.

“...You still have a fever” Chan moves his hand on your forehead, but you shrug him off and take his hand.

“Chan- Listen, I haven't had one the last two days- You’ve gotta stop worrying” You giggle by you boyfriends cute gesture.

“But-... Fine” Beginning to pout a bit, you couldn't help but laugh at him. He just wants the best for you.

Minho/Lee Know

This boy would be the mood maker while you being sick. He will always be, but he would turn it a bit up since he knows how it can bring one down being the sick one. So being there to turn your mood the good way. It's just a way for him to show his love and support. 

He would joke around, but would also respect if you needed a little space with all this sickness stuffed in both your body, face, and mood. Not always the best to keep a joke going, but he knows that. Though, he would never say no to a hug or a cuddle session, even if you were sick.

“You are pretty hot,” He says, having his hand behind your neck, checking the temperature. Though a little smirk would appear.

“Shut up-” You said as you pulled the covers and jerked away his hands.

“I love you too” A chuckle escaped Minho as he placed a quick kiss on your cheek.

Changbin

Changbin would be the guy to keep his distant, not wanting to disturb his S/O. Though, when you asked him about things, like coming and helping something, he would be there not even in a blink. Because he would want you to feel support even when you were sick.

Though, if the days were long, he would sneak into your room to see how you were doing and would tell you about his day and such. It would usually stay like this till night time where he suddenly would fall asleep beside you since he would miss you not being sick- even if its only been a few days.

Hearing knocks on the door, you looked up from your book and when it opened a smiling boyfriend would come inside to join you.

“I don't know if you are hungry, but I bought a pizza” He begins to walk in, towards a smiling S/O. 

You put on some background music and invited him beside you. You sat up, having the covers wrapped around you, to not freeze. Talking all night.

Hyunjin

So, yeah, he would definitely also be one to be worried sick when you were gone with a fever. When he would go to practice, his mind couldn't wander off how you were just laying home, sick, alone- so he would keep sending you messages. Asking about how you are, if you are hungry, if you needed him, all that.

He would be a puppy when he came home, all up in your space, but not being annoying, cuter. Still asking you about anything you needed. He would be so adorable, especially when it came to you.

“You sure you don't need it?” He asks again. 

“Hyunjin- Don’t worry, the doctor said I was fine without it anymore,” You say, trying to prove that you have gotten a little better.

“BUT, you only used it for two days! What if it comes back!” he was so adorable when he acted like that- 

Jisung/Han

Okay, Jisung. He would be trying to lighten your mood when you felt down about it, just like with Minho.

Though he would try not to cuddle too much since he knew how bothered you were by having him by your side as you were sick. That wouldn't hold him back from hugging you though. That he would snuggle up to you when he was trying to get you up in the good mood again, smiling his usual mood making smile. You love that about him

“Jisuuung- you should go do your work... didn't you say Chan needed you?” You said as he was attacking you with his hugs.

“Hhhhm... I guess I should~” He said, stopping giving you a quick squeeze before getting off the couch.

As he walked away you could hear a chuckle with a line following it “Remember to get better!”

Felix

He would literally frame you with plushies. I’m not kidding. He is so soft for you, that when he isn't home he wanted you to feel protected, and he got the idea to put actual pillows and plushies around you. Mostly around your head, since a headache had been killing you.

Would also be the person to write to you constantly, but still being concentrated about his work. So the messages would be more like about how much he loves you and about he can't wait for you to get better. He is an angle- just saying.

“Okay, so... you really didn't have to do this...” Smiling at him, yet giving him a confused look.

“No- I had to- what would you have done if no ones protecting you?” He said, actually being serious and focused on putting the pillow the right place as there was almost no more space on the bed. Living THE life.

Seungmin

Okay, he would be savage about you being sick, teasing you about you should have been more careful about it and it was your own fault. But we all know he would secretly worry sick about you. He might come with a few teasing comments, but would also show his love through affection like getting you the stuff you need you know.

Even checking on you. He would love it, taking care of you, because he would love the attention you gave him when he was teasing and such.

“It’s your own fault you know,” He said, giving a smirk bringing you a glass of water.

“Jerk” Throwing a pillow on him as he put down the water. He just smiled.

“Good you have me to take care of you huh” He put the pillow down beside you, still giving you the teasing smile.

Jeongin/I.N

He wouldn't know what to do the poor boy. He would ask the members about some stuff that was some symptoms. The guys would calm him down and just tell him that it was probably just a bad virus going around, but it would be fine and comforting stuff like that. 

With that info, he began to calm down and wanted to show your love even when you were sick, so he kept sending video messages to show himself to you. 

He would buy you a little thing or something for a good luck and a quick recovery. He would e so adorable about it. Worried, but not as much as Chan.

“So- I found this little thing being out with the guys” He Give you a little, wrapped, bunny plushy with a red bow on.

“Just for a quick recovery!” He smiles with his braces in sight and a smile grew on your face.

[ethereal-pluto-blog]

I feel like shit today

I'm lethargic, slow, crying, and insecure. So yep ~depression~ has come to rear its ugly head once again.

But since I'm not into the whole anti-recovery thing, I'll give you some useful tips on how to maybe help YOUR depression that doesn't seem like a generic twitter self help thread. (Though I'll mention some things I found helpful and give explainations as to why.)

Talk to your therapist/counselor/mental health expert if available. Not everyone has the luxury of seeking professional help, but if you have the opportunity, PLEASE go to a professional. However be noted that it's often an experience to go through many different experts to find the one that matches your specific needs/ you like the most. Also keep in mind there are also online therapists ready to help if you're not big on one-on-one contact like myself, though often insurance is tricky. I put this one first because it might be the most beneficial for some, though not readily available for others.

If you have the strength, shower. Showering/cleaning yourself is a blessing in itself as it gives you a sense of detox. Though if you don’t have the strength or motivation, try some of this instead-

Utilize facewash and lotion. Particularly facewash that makes your face feel all chill and tingly, it makes you feel more refreshed. Lotions and cream will help you keep skin smooth.

Simply get wet with water, a quick 5 minute rinse in hot water is less of a chore than a full shower.

Dry shampoo will help with hair oiliness. Though if you don't have access just brush your hair and pull it/part it so it's out of your face.

Baby wipes. Baby wipes will cure yo soul. But seriously use baby wipes and rub them on your face, underarms, and genitals. A good rub down will help prevent you from feeling gross.

Splashing your face with cold water, it makes your pores tighten up and as a bonus it'll wake you up.

Utilize deodorant and vaseline. I haven't tried it out for myself, though if you put down deodorant and then vaseline on top it should trap the nice fragrant smell. And while you're at it you can put on cologne / perfume if you think you're getting a lil ripe, but if you want to smell like a fresh shower use ones that are labeled "shower fresh" or "baby powder."

If your lips are chapped, put on some balm shisters. (I don't trust the brand chapstick, I'm a conspiracy theorist okay I'm soRRy)

Change into some cleaner clothes. They don't have to be normal everyday clothes but at least change into new clothes, especially underwear.

Clean your fingernails/toenails. Clean under them, since random junk can get stuck up in there. Also clip them if they're too long for your liking.

Brush your teeth. But if you can't, use mints, gum, mouthwash, mouthspray, etc, or a combination of those. Anything minty will make your mouth tingle and feel fresh and clean.

Clean yo ears! Since probably nobody uses an ear vacuum (like you're supposedly supposed to idk I'm too broke for that shit anyways) just be careful using Q-tips.

If you don’t have any deodorant, try hand sanitizer! I'm not kidding. Put a dollop under each underarm, and let dry. Smells are caused by bacteria, so if you get hand sanitizer, it should greatly reduce smell.

Try to get some sun. Using the natural sunlight will help you absorb vitamin D. So open up the blinds and photosynthesize binches. Though it also helps to open up the window if you can, a breeze/fresh air blowing in with the smell of outside might even raise your mood. Though if it's currently shitty weather outside, try turning on your lights to match your circadian rhythm, so keep lights on during the day and dim it at night so it'll help with letting you be on a decent sleep schedule.

Feeling like there's no hope or that your future is going to be shit? Highkey me too, but here's what I do to combat that feeling.

It's corny, but I write a whole idealized future for myself. I write about my dream job, I write about my dream s/o, I even imagine the type of house I want to live in, the kids I'll have, what kind of pets I want to own. Etc. Although the economy is shit and no future is guaranteed, it's nice to put some positivity into light and show what I really want in life. I don't want to be some millionaire, I just want to be comfortably well off with a family and people that love me. And in all honesty a future like that isn't hard to obtain.

Even if you can't imagine a good future for yourself, imagine being a part of your friends or loved one's futures. For example, you know your friend who's dating this really cute person that you totally ship them with? Imagine being a part of the bridesmaids/groomsmen for their wedding when they tie the knot! Imagine your really smart friend finally graduating from college and you're at their graduation party giving them a speech! For me this really helps since I aspire to be drinking buddies with my best friend's future husband. (I'm rlly goofy ik lmao)

Feeling stressed about not doing anything? We've all been there. Try:

Doing work if you're due for assignments, though don't do it alone, if you can, arrange a group text/tutoring session/Skype call. If everyone is focused on getting something done then you'll be motivated to do it with them.

Though if you don’t absolutely have to do anything but want to do ~s o m e t h i n g~ I also got your back on this too.

Organize your inbox for your email. (Ik I'm lame)

Tidy/clean your room/any room if that gives you something to do.

Make your bed.

Cuddle someone/something.

Rearranging your stuff in your room, makes it feel like a whole remodel tbh.

Burn candles/incense. Don't ask just...trust me on this it can change the aura.

If you're religious, practice!

Take aesthetic photos of things in your room. Download VSCO and experiment with it. I also recommend Huji Cam and Afterlight. All are available for IOS and Android.

If you appreciate music- use YouTube and find some Playlists, or if you can, spotify premium will save yo mortal soul.

Like video games? Play some! Or if you're a brokeass like me, let's plays and walk throughs work well too.

If you got pets, pet them. Do it. Snuggle. Or if you love animals in general go and watch some vids on YouTube.

Build a fort.

If you're an artist or appreciate art- draw! Or you can watch animatics, animation memes, art channels, or follow artists on here or on Instagram and Twitter if you want to be inspired, or just observe.

Have a certain series you keep putting off? Watch! It! Netflix/Hulu that shit. Or cable TV works too.

Go on Wikipedia and just go on an adventure. Click from link to link and see where it takes you. Learn some weird new facts!

Read a new book.

Read the news/watch the news.

Write about a certain topic that you're absolutely fascinated about.

Watch movies!

Join a club/interest group. You can do this online too and it'll help meet people with similar interests as you. You can make new friends this way.

Give your friends a call/text. Having conversations will keep you occupied.

Self love aka masturbate. Or have (safe) sex with someone you trust!

Workout

Do some makeup/skincare routine. Even if you think you look bad just commit to practicing.

Sometimes it's just funny to go through and read some Reddit threads so be safe when surfing on there.

Stretch and move around! Dance if you wanna!

Do your hair/experiment in some new styles, maybe even dye it if you feel daring.

Have an icon you stan? Stan HARDER.

Watch iconic vine/rare vine compilations until you can memorize them.

Clean out your phone contacts of people that are irrelevant/toxic!! Out of sight out of mind! Don't hang on to them if they did you wrong. All the text conversations will just make you feel worse!

Actually cook your favorite food, cooking it will make you more dedicated to eating it and give you more of an appreciation for it.

Organize your closet.

Organize anything in your room/closet. Throw away things that you don't need or are too old to use.

Start collecting things, stuffed animals, pins, snowglobes, you name it.

Pinterest is addictive lowkey so try that if you're into that kind of stuff.

Write! Write a new story, write poetry, write about your feelings, write a letter, write fanfiction, express yourself.

Use Duolingo to try and study a new language to learn. (The owl will harass tf outta your email though but as long as you do like 5 minutes a day he won't bother.)

That's about all I can think of but feel free to add more for activities to dedicate your time to.

If you need to, because of your self image, don't go and stand in front of mirrors. If I stand in front of a mirror too long I'll end up scrutinizing myself and find a flaw after flaw. If you are specifically insecure about something with your body, look up models who have the same thing! Like if you're insecure about having vitiligo, look up Winnie Harlow! She's gorgeous! If you're insecure about being chubby, look up plus sized models! If you have a tooth gap, there's plenty of people like you! You don't have to feel ugly because of that when you have these awesome models rocking what they got.

Vent. You can vent to your friends, family, or even online. There are apps that allow you to vent anonymously to others without the fear of judgement. But if you can't do that, take a pen/pencil and write something down in your notebook. Though don't reread it to keep drowning in the negativity, once you write it, shut it. You can do the same on Google Docs online, once you write down everything, delete it. Don't keep trying to fuel your negative thoughts and bitterness, get your rant over with and be done. It's like a fresh start. (Plus on my Instagram spam account I always feel really silly looking at my old rant posts, so I usually delete stuff afterwards when I'm not feeling so in my feelings).

Don't expect recovery to be in a straight line. You'll have amazing days and also have extremely shitty days. Recovery isn't hoping to never experience shitty days, recovery is being able to feel the strength on those shitty days and know that they'll pass, and with each storm you'll be stronger than before. Don't push yourself to be flawless, because shit happens. But you'll make it through. And that's what matters.

And last but not least, seek emergency help if you feel like you're dangerously close to ending your life due to pain. Call the suicide hotline for support, because the pain can ease soon if you ask for the help that you need and deserve.

Not everyone that reads this is going to be like "wow this really helped me cope with my depression/mental illness!" But my goal was to at least try. It may not work for everyone unfortunately, but I hope that anyone dealing with a mental illness is on the road to recovering. Because I know how it feels. It feels sucky as fuck. But if this helps even just one person, then that's enough. I hope everyone has at least a decent day, and I hope that everyone's pain eases soon.

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The Tale of the Plump Princess: Chapter One

In the land of Moon Valley, things are not well. The current Queen is a spoiled, jealous, haughty woman who doesn't care about her people's wellbeing. However, there is a chance to overthrow her. Moon Valley's queen is chosen not by blood but by weight. If another woman was to be bigger than the queen, then she could take the throne. Is there anyone brave enough to do undertake such a task?

Welcome to the Tale of the Plump Princess, Odd’s first choose your own adventure weight gain story. In order to get more of the story, you have to leave Odd a tip so you can cast your vote for what you would like to happen next! Tips go through ko-fi so click the link when you are ready to cast your vote. $3=one vote but if you want to vote multiple times, you can. Ready? Let’s begin! Choices will be at the bottom of the story.

                            Chapter One: Seraphina, the People’s Hero Seraphina woke up one morning and yawned as she got out of her bed.  She glanced outside, seeing the sun shining. Hopefully, it would be a good day. She brushed her dark, red hair, trying to get rid of the tangles. As she fixed her hair, she thought of what to wear.  She only had a few outfits and she needed to buy some new clothing, thanks to her weight gain. Her old red and white dress didn’t fit anymore!        Seraphina had needed a job so she really couldn’t regret taking the job as a taste tester for a bakery. The owners of the shop even let her live above it. The only problem was how big she had gotten.  It wasn’t lady like for women to eat so much but Seraphina couldn’t help it. She just loved food! And how could she say no to the fantastic food baked and cooked for her daily?        Seraphina decided on a lovely lavender dress and got it onto her body. It had been made just for her by the tailor in town. She honestly love the dress. With a smile, Seraphina headed downstairs. Immediately, she was greeted by the warm smells of breakfast food. Closing her eyes, Seraphina licked her lips as she imagined what fantastic foods Candice and Bella had made today.  Seraphina entered the bakery, waving to Candice who was behind the counter.  She sat down at one of the tables and Bella headed over.        “Morning Sera! I’m glad you’re awake. We need you to test some new pancake recipes.” Bella said.        “O-okay! That sounds fine.” Seraphina said with a small grin.        Knowing Bella and Candice, they probably had made enough pancakes to feed fifty people. But Seraphina honestly couldn’t complain.  Yes, she was getting fat but she couldn’t say no to the two of them. When she had moved to Moon Valley, Seraphina almost ended up on the streets. She was an orphan with no family to speak of and after she had turned 18, she got kicked out of the orphanage. Moon Valley was the closet kingdom so she went there.  It had been terrifying, thinking about having to live on the streets.        But then Bella had found her.  Thank god for sweet, kind Bella.  Bella had run across Seraphina on the streets. She had been heading to the bakery and invited the homeless Seraphina there. Once there, Belle gave her a room and even offered her a job. Candice was equally kind, her heart as big as Bella’s. Originally, the two women were fine with just letting Seraphina live with them but Seraphina felt bad. She didn’t want to be a freeloader so she suggested she could be a taste tester. Seraphina could live with a few extra pounds. There was no place she would rather be.        “Okay, so we have some peach pancakes, some strawberry pancakes and some vanilla pancakes.”        Three plates of pancakes were set before Seraphina.  All of them were fresh, hot and covered with whipped cream. Seraphina tried not to drool at the sight.  She just smiled and picked up her utensils. She cut into the peach pancakes and took a bite. As usual, they were delicious. Perfectly fluffy and filled with flavor. She had no idea how they did it but Bella and Candice made food tastes fantastic.  In fact, everyone in Moon Valley was good at making some type of food.        From Mrs. Johnson candy store to the brewery owned by Lars, Moon Valley was known for its foods and sweets.  It was no wonder that fat people were seen within the streets. It was a normal thing. Even their queen was massive. That was how the new ruler was chosen if the queen ever died; the fattest woman would rule. It was a strange rule but it had been like that for years. Seraphina didn’t question it.        Seraphina finished off the peach pancakes. She ran her finger over the plate, getting the remaining whipped cream and licking her finger. She closed her eyes, moaning softly.  A normal person would have saved the other two stacks of pancakes for later. But not Seraphina. She pulled the strawberry pancakes close to her and started to chow down.  She finished soon, licking the plate clean. Then, she started on the last plate.        Only when she was finished with the last pancake did she set her fork and knife down. Sighing happily, she rubbed her stomach. Despite eating three plates of pancakes, Seraphina was still hungry.        “Is there anything else to eat?” She asked sheepishly. “I could use just a bit more food.”        “Sure thing Sera.”        Seraphina smiled but she soon heard something outside.Bella and Candice glanced at each other before going over to the window.        “Uh oh, it’s the tax collector again.” Bella said with a sigh.        “What is he doing back here? Everyone already paid!” Candice sounded frustrated.        “I know but our highness is greedy,” Bella went back to Seraphina’s table. “Ever since Queen Alethea died, Princess Matilda has been taxing us mercilessly. At this rate, we might have to close the bakery.”        “What?” Seraphina gasped. “You can’t be serious.”        “I’m sorry Sera but the only way for us to stay open is if we find a new queen. And right now, we’re stuck with Matilda,” Bella frowned. “It’s too bad no one has tried to rival her weight gain. If they did, we wouldn’t be in such a fix.”        Seraphina couldn’t imagine life without the bakery. Life without Candice and Bella was no life to live either. There was no way Seraphina wanted to go back to living in the gutter. How could she go back to living in poverty with no food or shelter? If only they could have a new queen who wouldn’t ruin the lives of hardworking people.        A new queen.        Seraphina thought for a second. The biggest woman in the kingdom became the queen. So if Seraphina could gain more weight….        “Wait, that’s it!” Seraphina stood up, her stomach wobbling. “I’ll become queen!”        “What?” Bella looked shocked but then she began to think. “Wait a minute, that’s not a bad idea! It could work! Seraphina eats more than anyone I’ve ever met! This could work!”        “Well it’s not a terrible idea really,” Candice said. “Do you think you could do it Sera?”        “Yes, I could do it,” Seraphina said. “I love Moon Valley and I love this bakery. I don’t want anything to happen to it. It’s also not fair that Matilda is taxing people almost every other day! I may not be the smartest person around but I know what is right and that isn’t. So I’ll do it. I’ll become queen.”        “Oh Sera, that’s wonderful!” Bella clapped her hands. “Now, we just have to figure out how much Matilda weighs. I think her last weight count was 500 lbs.”        “If that is so, we might want to be safe and try to get Seraphina to 600lbs,” Candice mused. “Do you mind if we start today Sera?”        “Of course not!”        It took about four hours for Bella and Candice to make enough food for Seraphina. They had weighed her and Seraphina was at 360 lbs. Of course, to get her to be queen, they would have to fatten her up considerably.        “Alright, so we’re starting off with a full meal for now,” Bella said. “We have steak, glazed ham, turkey, mashed potatoes, corn, rice and pasta salad. To drink, some warm cider. For dessert, we made you a cake.”        “Let’s hope you can eat this all in one sitting,” Candice added. “I heard that her highness eats double this.”        “I can do this,” Seraphina grabbed her fork and knife. “I know I can.”        At least Seraphina wanted to do able to do this. More than anything. Moon Valley was the only home she had ever known. She loved this place. Everyone was so kind and accepting. No one cared if Seraphina liked to eat and not a single person made fun of her for being fat. Once she had been thrown out the orphanage, Seraphina found she could eat as much as she wanted. She didn’t have to share with others. She could eat a whole plate of food and then get another. Now, Seraphina was just food obsessed.          Seraphina dug into the spread before her. With gusto, she devoured two large steaks with ease and finished a whole mug of cider. She gobbled up the creamy mashed potatoes, savoring their garlic flavoring. Most women couldn’t eat like Seraphina. She had no trouble stuffing her face. Burping, she took huge swig of her ale. Seraphina stuffed one while steak into her mouth, chewed it as much as should could before she swallowed. She didn’t know what kind of marinade Candice was using but it was tasted wonderful.        Seraphina placed two more steaks on her plate. She tore into one, chewing and swallowing before taking another bite. The queen ate double what had been prepared? That was a lot of food. That also didn’t sound like a good queen. Shouldn’t a queen make sure her people fed before she was? As Seraphina continued to eat, she thought about what she would do as queen. If she became queen, she would make sure everyone had enough to eat. With her first steak done, she started on the second one.        While she thought, Seraphina continued to eat. The steaks soon disappeared. With the steaks gone, she moved onto the ham as her main focus. She replenished her mashed potatoes and corn. Her mug was refilled before she started wolfing down the ham. The glaze was sweet but not too sweet. It complimented the ham perfectly! For a second, she savored the flavor. She stuck another piece in mouth.        For hours she ate, her stomach growing as food filled it up. She finally ate the very last piece of pasta salad before giving a loud belch. Seraphina leaned back, a smile on her face. The ale was affecting her and she felt extremely bloated. God, it was such a fantastic feeling!        “Don’t forget, you have cake to eat too.” Bella said.        “Could you possibly feed it to me?” Seraphina asked. “I don’t think I can reach it. God, my stomach is huge!”        Belle picked up the cake. It was a double fudge cake with caramel filling and lavender icing. Seraphina opened up her mouth and let Belle feed her. Seraphina started to think about how wonderful it would be to be a queen. She would get to live in a beautiful castle surrounded by servants. There would be elegant gowns and opulent jewelry to wear. Oh and she would probably get to have balls. But then she thought of something.        “Bella, if I do become queen—will you and Candice come with me?” Seraphina asked.        “What? You wouldn’t need us anymore,” Bella replied. “You would have the royal chef.”        “But the royal chef isn’t you two! I don’t care about his credentials or whatever, I care about having you two in my life.”        “Oh Sera, you’re so sweet,” Candice said with a smile. “Of course we’ll come with you.”        Seraphina sighed with relief. There was no way she could go to the castle without Bella or Candice. That was out of the question. Who cared if the royal chef went to a fancy school? Seraphina didn’t need that. She needed her two best friends in the whole entire world. That was all that really mattered to her.        When Seraphina ate the very last bit of cake, she felt stuffed beyond belief. This had been the most she ever eaten in her entire life. It was wonderful. With a grunt, she managed to stand up. With Bella’s held, she waddled over to the scale. “I can’t believe it! She gained 120 lbs!” Candice said looking at the number. “That’s amazing! Oh Sera, you’re doing it!” Bella patted Seraphina’s stomach. “It’s a good start,” Seraphina burped. “So, what’s next?” What Happens Next? You decide! Choice A: One of the neighbors comes by with a plethora of cookies Choice B: Seraphina gets thirsty and decides to visit the local pub