#one guess which is which 😂🫶

[il-miele-che-scrive]

another Y/n Verstappen x Lando smau

madmax.jpg Gelukkige Verjaardag, Y/n 🎉 geniet van uw speciale dag! We've had our ups and downs but I'm overall happy that you're my little sister

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y/n_verstappen Thanks for always being there for me even when I drive you crazy 😌🩷

username1 Lando influenced Max to make a jpg account, I'm dead 😭

landonorris she's so lucky to have you as her brother

↳y/n_verstappen Excuse me?? Are you dating me or my brother?? What's up with the ass licking??

landonorris well you're a bit of a pain in the ass aren't you? max had to deal with you since you were born

y/n_verstappen If I'm such a pain in the ass how about I leave your ass alone

landonorris hey, he didn't have a choice, I chose my pain in the ass

y/n_verstappen You're on thin ice, Norris

username2 guys, mother and father are fighting on mother's birthday 😭

username1 Nahhh, no worries, that's just how they are

y/n_verstappen True, we might be a little mean to each other but we're very much in love

landonorris I totally didn't force her to say this

lewishamilton Happy birthday to Y/n! 🎂

↳username3 Oh to have Lewis Hamilton wish me a happy birthday 😩 one can dream

↳y/n_verstappen Thank you Lulu!💜

username3 AND she's calling THE Lewis Hamilton Lulu😭

username4 Probably got that from Lando 😂

danielricciardo Time flies, huh?

↳y/n_verstappen It does 😭 Max and I went from me driving him insane to me watching him driving around in circles

danielricciardo I'm sure you still drive Max insane from time to time even these days😂

madmax.jpg That's absolutely correct

username5 Max having flashbacks of the day he found out his lil sis is dating Lando lmao

y/n_verstappen At least now he got used to that idea😭

carlossainz55 Sending all the good vibes to Y/n, have a blast celebrating! 🥳🥂🎈

↳y/n_verstappen Thanks, Carlito!! 🫶

carlossainz55 I still remember how back in the days Lando would complain to me about that huge crush he had on you

y/n_verstappen Ahhh, it was just a few years ago and yet so much has happened

landonorris and I still do have a crush on her wtf

y/n_verstappen That's literally so obvious ❤️

carlossainz55 I didn't say you don't anymore, I was just saying it took you a few years to fianlly take some action

landonorris And look where it got me, it was worth the wait

francisca.cgomes Wishing you the happiest birthday Y/n! You were so adorable as a kid 🫶

↳y/n_verstappen Am I not adorable anymore? ☹️

francisca.cgomes You are! Just in a different way! You're a grown woman now

charles_leclerc Happy birthday to my favorite Verstappen

↳username6 HE DID NOT

username7 HE DID...

↳y/n_verstappen And all this time I thought Max was your favorite

charles_leclerc His constant victories killed it a bit for me

madmax.jpg You're just salty you can't keep up

charles_leclerc Sorry? I got P2 last race, each time I'm closer to beating you

madmax.jpg Keep dreaming, mr 20secs behind

lando.jpg Happy birthday to the most amazing person in my life ❤️ you deserve all the happiness in the world, I'm so lucky to have you by my side. Cheers to you, my love ❤️🥂

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maxfewtrell She's the most amazing person in your life now? 🙄

↳lando.jpg you're on the 2nd place let's say

↳y/n_verstappen Sorry not sorry <3

maxfewtrell Happy birthday by the way! Sending my best wishes

y/n_verstappen Thanks a lot 🫶

username1 THE 5TH PIC

oscarpiastri Never expected to see Lando so in love

↳y/n_verstappen Honestly I don't think he expected that himself

oscarpiastri Happy birthday, thank you for taking care of Lando!

landonorris taking care of me?

oscarpiastri Yeah! You're so different now. I guess you're finally an adult. Which now is kind of weird that I'm saying this on Y/n's bday but whatever

username1 Awwwwhhhh mr I don't wanna mature I'm happy where I am has finally matured!

y/n_verstappen All I'm doing is trying to keep him from getting too silly, but thanks for the credit!

username2 I don't know if I wanna be her or wanna be WITH her

y/n_verstappen Petition for Max to let you win this weekend since it's MY BIRTHDAY @/maxverstappen1

↳maxverstappen1 The day Lando wins I'm allowing you to get married

y/n_verstappen Pls just let him win this once

maxverstappen1 If he were fast enough he would've won

lando.jpg that's how you speak about your brother in law?

maxverstappen1 And I'd do it again

username3 I'm crying why are both Y/n and Max so aggressive

username4 That's just the Verstappen genes 🤷‍♀️

username5 Don't tell me Max saw pics nr 4, 5 and 6 and didn't say anything

↳y/n_verstappen He chose to ignore them 😌 better for him I guess

riabish You make such a great couple 😭

↳y/n_verstappen I know right 😭

riabish Anyway girls night when?

y/n_verstappen As soon as possible I guess?!?!

username6 Y/n is precious and needs to be protected at all cost

username7 I've never seen a man as in love with their gf as Lando is with Y/n

username8 She's so goofy I love her

username9 The best wag tbh, the rest is just stuck up bitches

↳y/n_verstappen EXCUSE ME?? They're all amazing women, if you hate on them don't call yourself my fan

username10 I saw Max's post and I waited for Lando to post, I am not disappointed 😂

georgerussell63 You're so in love mate

↳lando.jpg obviously, why wouldn't I be!

alex_albon You guys are a perfect couple

↳y/n_verstappen Noooo I love the vibe you and Lily have!! You're each other's wags

alex_albon I guess if you put it this way 😂

y/n_verstappen Both of my boys on the podium today!

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charles_leclerc And this time Lando didn't break Max's thropy 😂👏

↳carlossainz55 That would be too risky now that he's dating his sister 😂

landonorris You promised Max would let me win ☹️

↳y/n_verstappen I did not! You saw I had a talk with him but it didn't work out

francisca.cgomes Is that what you used your birthday wish for?

↳y/n_verstappen It just might be 🤭

username1 Should've used it for a Lando win 😭

y/n_verstappen I guess nothing can stop Max 🤷‍♀️

username2 I love seeing them both getting along 🥺

username3 Let's go Lando Lando it's okay

↳username4 Let's go Lando he is here to stay

username5 Let's go Lando he is one of us

y/n_verstappen He's racing like a lion shouldn't he be Dutch

username3 OMG Y/N FINISHING THE LYRICS

y/n_verstappen GIRL I love this song 😭 AND THE PODIUM SONG

username6 So happy to know Max isn't angry anymore 😭

↳y/n_verstappen He's... Dealing with it. We're still not allowed too much PDA around him

username7 The way people chanted Lando when the Dutch national anthem was playing lmao

↳username8 Am I delusional or was Max also mouthing the chant?

username7 HE WAS!! And Y/n in the crowd too!!

username8 Damn even the Verstappens are bored of their own anthem

username9 Y/n you looked stunning in the paddock this weekend!

↳y/n_verstappen Thank you I'm gonna blush 🤭

username10 So when are you getting married?

↳username2 Max said when Lando wins, a podium is not a win 😭

username10 That's a never I guess 😂 or at least not for as long as Max is in F1

username11 Y/n is a fangirl just like us

↳username12 Hard to not be when your brother and your boyfriend are both F1 drivers

username13 I wonder if Lando has ever talked to Jos?

↳username14 I don't think even Y/n is on speaking terms with Jos? She seems to avoid him

username5 Yeah, I've heard Jos tried to fix the relationship with his daughter but Y/n doesn't want it

username14 Queen behavior tbh

username12 Not really queen behavior. If not Jos, Max wouldn't win a single championship

username14 I'm sure abusing helped build up his career

username12 What abusing? Jos is a strict father, not a psycho

username14 "My father once stabbed a mechanic's hand with a fork 😁" and don't even get me started on Jos leaving Max alone at a gas station

alex_albon Look at the 5th photo!

↳charles_leclerc They're so cute together aren't they?

landonorris I think you meant the 4th?

alex_albon Nope 😊 pretty sure I meant the 5th

y/n_verstappen Lando and Max together are precious 🫶

username15 now... do we call them Maxando or Lax?

↳y/n_verstappen I vote for Maxando🖐️

landonorris yeah lol Lax sounds like short for laxative

y/n_verstappen I don't know about you, but I'm feeling twenty two

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francisca.cgomes Seems like a perfect night to make fun of our exes 🥂

↳username1 Uhhhh Kika? Are you and Pierre alright?

username2 They are lol that's just the lyrics

yourfriend1 Beach birthday party ☑ one thing less on the bucket list

username3 I need to know if any drivers where there

↳username1 Seems like a girly gathering from the photos

username3 Girly gathering is such a fun term, I'm gonna steal it

↳y/n_verstappen Just a few of them 👀

username3 LIKE WHO??

username4 I bet Lando

username3 Probably I guess? But that's one and she said a few

username4 I guess she won't tell us 😭

landonorris gorgeous as always ❤️

↳y/n_verstappen I love you ❤️‍🔥

landonorris love you more baby

y/n_verstappen Not possible, I already love you the most

maxfewtrell That's so cringe

alex_albon @/carlossainz55 what have you done 😩

carlossainz55 I'm proud of what I've done, I think their cringe is adorable

username3 So it was Carlos who played matchmaker between Y/n and Lando!

yourfriend1 I'll never thank Carlos enough, Y/n is so happy with Lando 😭

username2 I guess all we can do is be happy for them, even if they're cringy sometimes

username5 Oh look, Jos claimed to be trying to fix his family issues and yet he never wished Y/n a happy birthday, I didn't see him comment anywhere

↳username2 Are we surprised tho? Disappointed maybe, but surprised? Nope

↳y/n_verstappen Hey, the daddy issues made me a cool person. And also made Max a 3 times world champion which is also nice, but I guess I was more lucky here

username2 I LOVE YOU GIRL 😭🫶

maxverstappen1 Soon 4 times

y/n_verstappen You know even you're bored of it

maxverstappen1 Papa didn't raise no bitch

y/n_verstappen I know that, Max, I know...

y/n_verstappen I'm in love with this man🗣️it was my birthday recently, so pls win a race for me

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landonorris you know that does not depend on me🙄

↳maxverstappen1 That's not a world champion mindset🙄

y/n_verstappen Shut up for once and let him win!!!

maxverstappen1 If he wants to win he has to fight for it!!!

y/n_verstappen He's trying!!!

maxverstappen1 Apparently not hard enough

username1 Imagine being such a bad driver your gf has to beg her brother to let you win

username2 What? It's all jokes, you gotta be stupid to think they're being for real in these comments

oscarpiastri Lando should start wearing orange bows more often

↳y/n_verstappen I know right?! He looks so babygirl

landonorris can you not? that's enough that I let you post that last picture

oscarpiastri Calm down mate, the anger takes away your beauty 🥺

username3 Why's everyone making fun of Lando here?😭

carlossainz55 Didn't know you're such a talented photographer 📸

↳landonorris I could've taught her a thing or two😌

y/n_verstappen Wow, you were so quick to comment huh

landonorris just in case if you forgot to mention this

y/n_verstappen Carlos commented a minute ago?!?!

landonorris you had whole 60 seconds to say it and you didn't! someone had to

username2 Lando is such a baby 😭

y/n_verstappen Maybe. But MY baby.

username4 Do I want a gf like Y/n or a bf like Lando?

↳username5 I want both and I would take them both if I ever got a chance

username6 Hey so I need to know if Lando's dutch has improved since he's been dating Y/n?

↳y/n_verstappen He thinks he made soooo much progress, but that's a lie

landonorris Ik heet Lando :) ik hou van Y/n <3

y/n_verstappen Good! That's literally the basics!

username6 Isn't that really all he needs to know?🥰

y/n_verstappen Let's say it's alright for now 😌

charles_leclerc You teaching dutch to Lando reminds me of Arthur and I teaching you french😂

↳y/n_verstappen Except I'm a quicker learner

landonorris and somehow I've never heard you speak french 🤔

charles_leclerc She's traumatized ☹️

y/n_verstappen Yes I am ☹️ learning french in school was a nightmare and the Leclercs made me experience it again, it was lovely

charles_leclerc You're welcome 😊

landonorris now I understand it all, she's projecting her trauma onto me now

maxverstappen1 She's an evil woman isn't she?

landonorris the most evil, definitely

username7 HELP ME GUYS I've imagined Y/n teaching Lando dutch with the same passion Jos pushed Max into driving 😭 it's way too funny in my head

↳username6 Great! In a few years Lando should be fluent then! 😂

↳username8 Y/n is her father's daughter after all 💀

username9 Guys, remember the time Max corrected a french guy to "bonsoir" when he said bonjour? 😭

↳username6 bonsoir ☝️🤓

↳y/n_verstappen As he should! Sometimes you gotta correct even the native speakers

maxverstappen1 At least I can speak french

y/n_verstappen Me too!! Een beetje

landonorris wow it must be een very tiny beetje

[leclercstarrs]

the interview.

pairings: charles leclerc x fem!interviewer!reader.

warnings: none.

in which the internet notices a certain formula one driver in your instagram likes.

yourusername 📍 new york city

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yourusername still in shock rn. nyc is beautiful and interviewing the cast of challengers was such a huge moment 🫶🏻 amazing cast and brilliant movie!

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zendaya you’re literally the sweetest 💗 thank you for the interview! such a fun time!

yourusername stop, i am such a fangirl.

user3 girl you always have so much chemistry with the celebrities you interview

user12 deadass 😭 she had both of those boys blushing and down badddd

user36 i NEED to see this movie rn

yourusername you do!! it’s wonderful

user63 any f1 fans here? did yall see charles in the likes?? 👀

user7 omg glad someone else noticed that! i wonder if she’s going to interview some drivers

user4 yesss, do they know each other?

user63 no i don’t think so, he doesn’t follow her, maybe he has a crush 😙😂

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charles_leclerc miami, hopefully. 🙃

yourusername 📍 miami

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yourusername i’m out here in miami… 🌴

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user42 iconic caption, you’re iconic

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charles_leclerc i was right, what’s my prize?

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user7 CHARLES?? WHAT? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

user63 huh??? oh my??

f1 excited for this week…😍👀

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user7 y/n l/n in her f1 era?? is she going to do the driver interviews for the miami gp?

user12 i hope so, she’s amazing

user92 miami?? charles in the likes?? charles is in miami?? the miami gp is coming up?? is this a hint y/n??

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yourusername loving miami and the atmosphere. the first round of interviews with the @.f1 drivers is out now, i hope you guys enjoy because i definitely did, such wonderful and inspiring people! see you guys tomorrow 👀🙏

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f1 thank you! you are incredible and we’re honoured to have you joining us this week!

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mclaren 🧡 thanks for interviewing us

user12 ferrari boys next?!

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maxverstappen1 ❤️👍

lewishamilton it was nice to meet you! 😊

user54 gorgeous as always

lance_stroll ☺️ thank you for the wonderful interview

pierregasly alpine next?

yourusername of course 😗

charles_leclerc i’m ready for my interview y/n

yourusername only if you bring me some lec icecream ngl..

charles_leclerc deal. what flavour?

user7 I AM GOING INSANE WTH IS THIS!!

user63 get a room fr

joaofelix79 when are you going to interview me?!😯

yourusername omg i’d be honoured. name the time and place, i’ll be there 🏃🏼‍♀️⚽️

yourusername

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yourusername all of the formula one interviews are officially posted on my youtube channel! hope you all love them and got some new and fun information on your favourite drivers! xx 🏎️💋

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user12 the tension in the charles interview?? insanity

user82 she’s better than me i would’ve been folding and on my knees in seconds with the way charles was acting

charles_leclerc going to miss seeing you around, had fun talking with you

yourusername same here 💗

user7 y’all are fucking with me ik you’re going to film more interviews together…right?

user45 ASK HER OUT CHARLES

user9 petition for more interviews with y/n and charles

user12 signing rn!!

user30 SIGNED

f1 hopefully you’ll be working with us again in the future ☺️ thank you for everything!

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user19 HELLO?? PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS CHARLES

user12 OH MY 😨 Y/N & CHARLES??

charles_leclerc ofc, i had to see you again.

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charles_leclerc first of many dates

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yourusername wow i guess my interviewing skills are 10/10, so good you had to ask me out

charles_leclerc 🙄🙄 i guess

user82 SUCH A CUTE COUPLE

user12 she’s stunning!

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user9 i knew he wanted her

oscarpiastri ❤️ cute

[chrisevansonly]

𝐦𝐨𝐦 & 𝐝𝐚𝐝 𝐩𝐭2 | 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨

✯social media au

✯daniel ricciardo x female reader

✯the nickname mom and dad finally has some ‘true’ meaning behind it 🫶🏻

✯ah this was a request so thank you so much!! this was very fun and cute to write, i hope you enjoy<3

part 1 part 3

ynricciardo

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mom and dad really are about to become mom and dad, baby ricciardo coming soon🤍

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username IM SOBBING

username im so happy for my parents 😭

username someone check on lando

lilyhme congratulations you two!! can’t wait to meet them!❤️

landonorris i need 4-5 business days to recover😭

>ynricciardo me too, wanna come watch cheesy movies with me🥹

>landonorris on my way 🏃🏻

username lando and y/n kill me😭

danielricciardo i love you, so excited to have a little terror around!!!!

>ynricciardo if they are a terror, that’s from you babe😚

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that is one hot mama, and she’s all mine😁😁

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username HOT MAMA😮‍💨😮‍💨

username oh she looks so beautiful!!!

username look at that bump!

redbullracing baby danny incoming!!!

>ynricciardo ❤️❤️

landonorris what size is baby ricc this week mom?

>ynricciardo they are about the size of an acorn squash apparently😂

>username lando calling y/n mom😭

ynricciardo

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this is life recently, all baby wants is gelato right now, which i won’t complain about. daniel and lando are like my full grown children half the time, and baby is the size of a cabbage now…which i feel the weight of 24/7🥴

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username cabbage ricciardo!!

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username ou gelato sounds so good rn

username lando and danny being actual kids in adult bodies 💀

landonorris i was your first child remember that😌

>danielricciardo yeah idk why we agreed on that

>ynricciardo are you saying i was stupid to agree that lando was our first child? 🤨

>danielricciardo NO never, you’re the smartest baby, i love you!!

username HAHAHAHA smart response daniel

username im dying right now

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how the night started vs how the morning ended up, a very surprise welcome to our little girl Mila Grace Ricciardo. You are so special to us, mommy and daddy love you so much already❤️❤️

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username oh i’m sobbing rn

username Mila🥹🥹🥹

username I LOVE HER NAME SM

redbullracing welcome to the world little Mila!❤️

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landonorris im still crying

landonorris i can’t wait to meet her

>ynricciardo we’ll be home tomorrow so come over whenever ❤️

username lando crying is so me

danielricciardo my girls forever❤️

landonorris

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i’m not crying anymore don’t worry, just couldn’t help but introduce Mila as my god daughter. i can’t thank y/n enough, okay i guess daniel too, for trusting me with this title. i love Mila so much already

ps. i’m moving in😁

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username omg lando and mila😭

username why is this making me sob so hard rn

username lando is the best uncle and now godfather ever🥹

ynricciardo you’re family lando, Mila loves you so much already, you always have a home with us🤍

>username ‘you always have a home with us’ i’m unstable

>danielricciardo she means the garage

>ynricciardo 🤨🤨🤨

username HAHAHAHA this is sending me

mclaren welcome baby mila 🧡🧡

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username lando getting all the mila angles 😭

[w2soneshots]

Can you do a oneshot where Simon is saying it is to easy to be pregnant so he has to wear a fake Belly for 24 hours and they will be filming the howl day beeing pregnant together

Easy -W2S

Words: 0.4k+

Warnings: pregnancy.

In which Harry thinks being pregnant isn’t that hard so you decide to prove him wrong.

a/n: hey babe! I hope you don’t mind but I decided to do this for bog instead of Simon, since I could envision this happening with him more🫶🏼. I loved the video Faith did with Ethan that's similar to this so when I got this request I was quite excited to write it. I hope you enjoy💕

y/username

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y/username: when he says being pregnant isn't that hard... new video out now🍉🫃🏼

Tagged: @wroetoshaw

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taliamar: you look stunning

-> y/username: 💗

y/nfanpage21: oh Harry you donut

-> y/username: 😂🤣

behzingagram: hahaahahah

user71487109: the third pic😭

user17048282: this bout to be hilarious

"So... you don't think it's hard being pregnant?" I reiterated Harry's statement. "Uh well- no. I guess the start wasn't great when you had morning sickness n stuff but now you've got so much energy, no symptoms and your bump isn't even that big." He replied. I raised my eyebrows "ok then." A thought popped into my head. This is gonna to be fun.

Two weeks later I'd secretly brought everything I would need for the video. "Haz!" I shouted through our home "can you come here for a sec!" Seconds later I heard loud footsteps quickly coming down the carpeted stairs. "Everything alright?" He asked, once he was in our kitchen/dining room. "Yup, can you come and film a video with me... please?" He sighed then fixed his hair with his hands "Ok. What video?" I smirked "come sit down and I'll tell you." He sat down on the chair next to me and I switched the camera on. "Ok, so do you remember like... two weeks ago when you said that making a whole human wasn't that hard?" I watched as he got slightly nervous. "Uh yes." He replied. "Well I thought that today you could try it." His brows furrowed "Try what?" "Being pregnant."

"I bought this watermelon and some cling film." Harry sighed "oh nelly." I giggled then passed the melon to him. He held it in place while I used the cling film to attach it to him, over his shirt. "Fuckin hell this thing is heavy." He moaned. "Mhm, I bought the biggest one they had." I hummed. Once I was finished I made him put on and take off shoes, sit down, try to get comfortable, then stand up again, walk up and down the stairs and try to 'take a nap'. "I'm so out of breath." Harry stood bent over with both hands on his knees. While I stood filming him. I was finding it absolutely hilarious, since he'd thought it "wasn't that hard."

I sat in bed between Harry's legs, his hands gently resting on my bump. "Ok I admit it. I was definitely wrong, being pregnant is a lot harder than it looks. I'm sorry." He gently rubbed circles on my clothed skin. "Don't be sorry Haz. I got a great video out of it." He laughed.

[inblurtub]

all i want for christmas is you ft. ‘colormytree’ website

warning: platonic relationship!

in which you sent each drivers on the grid the ‘colormytree’ website url and asked for xmas messages. here are some of their responses:

max verstappen

named his puppy ornament ‘MAX’

“hey y/n, so how’s spain nd everything? just thought that i would text you a merry xmas gif later today:) too bad they do not have that option here. btw it’s lovely to know that i’m the first one to hang an ornament on your tree, did you text me first, if so i must say that i’m really honoured:) anyway merry christmas and happy new year, looking forward to see you in jan!!”

lando norris

named his santa claus-on-a-ski ‘doubtinglife’

“my twin flame✨🍀💥💐 ya must have miss me so much huh??? happy merry christmas to you and to little eilie too!!! i’ll back in monaco this thur, do you wanna catch up w me?”

“ps: ooops lo siento i forgot you are still in spain. pick a day and pay me a visit then, you owe me a fancy dinner!!!”

george russell

named his wrapped present with red ribbons ornament ‘gr’

“this is honestly kinda cute, really giving me your vibe mate. so uhm… for today only i will say nice things. merry chrismas y/n, i wish u all the best. let’s have a fearless life and maybe got urself a bf or a gf who will madly love you next year. nighty🌛”

charles leclerc

named his polar bear ‘🎄’

“hi y/n merry christmas, wanna take a guess on who am i? btw love this idea of yours, the tree is sooo beautiful and i love the doodles ornaments too, well i might make myself a tree later:) i’ll send you the link first! and i heard that you are in spain? stay safe while visiting barcelona, the guys their are a bit wild in my opinion😂 anw hoping to see u asap🫶🏻”

carlos sainz

named his kitten face ornament ‘hotsummernight’

“ciao ciao, merry xmas to you ms. silly disney princess. don’t need to write a whole paragraph here, do i? i have prepared a present for you, pls come over at 7pm for dinner! but hey i still need u to text me later, u know, for a confirmation:) have a g’day then, see you!!”

oscar piastri

named his orange ornaments ‘theawardshow’

"nice try from you to steal my attention. so how have you been? hope things don’t mess up with u. merry christmas and happy new year, i’m grateful to have you as my friend this year, you’re like a gift. and not the kind i’d return for store credit:) that’s it, enjoy urself and have fun.”

“yikes i hope that no one can read this thing but you, if this message got revealed to the others so there’s a good chance that i might quit racing next year, too embarrassing honestly.”

[neverinadream]

All Fun And No Play

Summary: A quick snapshot into the first few weeks into your academic year.

Pairing: Christian Pulisic x Fem!Reader

Requested: Yes

Warnings: smau, some suggestive comments, student!reader, the terrible summary because i couldn't think of one

Notes: this is terrible, definitely not my best work, but i wanted to give you all something. feedback is appreciated

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cmpulisic

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cmpulisic: summer ✅️

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youraccount: oh, i've been upgraded to the public account?

cmpulisic: the whole world deserves to know about you

youraccount: mushy sod 😚

youraccount: also...photo credit? 💔

cmpulisic: who she?

user36: he has a girlfriend?? since when??

yourbffaccount: who's the girl? she's hot 🔥

youraccount: 😉

user2355: ew

user453: grow up

user8933: i agree, she isn't even pretty 🤢

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youraccount

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youraccount: he's finally here ❤️

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yourbffaccount: sammy looks so happy about mr america moving in

youraccount: best friends them two...👀

yourbffaccount: you're a terrible liar

youraccount: i'm a wonderful liar, just this morning i told christian his hair looked great

cmpulisic: hey!

youraccount: luv u 🤭

cmpulisic: my least favourite pussy

youraccount: i bet i know which is your favourite though

user4566: aren't you dating @/cmpulisic??

user22: i guess we know why he picked milan

user289: she's a cat person 🫶

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cmpulisic

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cmpulisic: my forever ❤️

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youraccount: forever???

cmpulisic: yes...

youraccount: great 😒

user297: cute

user92: we've lost him 💔

yourbffaccount: i've been replaced ☹️

youraccount: never! you're my true forever 🫶

cmpulisic: sorry?

yourbffaccount: you heard her 😏

youraccount: luv u 🤭

user66: 🩷

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youraccount

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youraccount: if only i had a strong 5'10-ish tattooed american to carry my books.....

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masonmount: on my way ✈️

youraccount: i said american

cmpulisic: get your own girlfriend

masonmount: maybe i do....

youraccount: it's kinda sad you refer to your blow-up doll as your girlfriend

user563: what do you study?

youraccount: history

cmpulisic: also 5'10-ish???? ish....

youraccount: you're big where it matters

cmpulisic: you know it 😉

deedee_pulisic: i regret reading these comments

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youraccount

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youraccount: it's been all work and no play these last few weeks 😫

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yourbffaccount: need the tallest glass of vodka

youraccount: with coke....right???

yourbffaccount: just vodka...

youraccount: make it two!!

user4: she's just like us???

user319: except she dates a famous footballer...

cmpulisic: emphasis on the no play....

youraccount: you have two hands

cmpulisic: and after a year of using them, i'd much prefer yours

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cmpulisic

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cmpulisic: finally got her away from the books

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user249: she's so beautiful

youraccount: damn i'm hot 🔥

cmpulisic: 🥵

user12: i hope christian can fight

youraccount: he can't

cmpulisic: 🤨

deedee_pulisic: beautiful dress

benchilwell: drink number...???

cmpulisic: 3

benchilwell: explains why she isn't looking at the camera 😂

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Taglist: @shanoontje @maseandkepa @theblxefox @blueathens  @ofxinnocence @mrschilly @geek-and-proud @in-my-body-bag @laurasstufff1 @mountchilly @spicysainz @thoseboysinblue @kickinganddriving @lizzypotter14 @bracedes @chilwellspulisic @notsoattractivearenti @swimmingismywholelife @lovelynikol16 @masonsrem @landoslover @gagaslonina

[accio-victuuri]

January 2024 CPNs 🍭🍬🍪

starting off the year strong with some good old candies that puts a smile on our faces. i have to say that this month has some challenges because tho we have sweets, there were some outside voices that affected some of us in a negative way. being a bxg is a continuous learning process, and i hope all of us get stronger and learn that xz and wyb will always be the priority. we will respect them. we will be kind to them. and i guess that’s the good thing about monthly recaps like this, a reminder that bxgs live the good life! 🫶🏼

now let’s review this lovely month… ⬇️⬇️⬇️

• New year’s eve candy goodness

• Additional NYE clowning, one of the set props for WYB’s stage, is a clock. It’s not set as 10:05 in an obvious way, but if you turn it just right you will see the 10:05. Most likely a coincidence but who knows.

• ZZ & WYB featured in Elle Japan

• 1/2 yibo official weibo video post

• Probably a coincidence but in WYB’s interview he mentioned that one of his favorite Actors is Sean Penn. Understandable. However people are screaming cause “Sean” is also XZ’s first name. lol. Was this an additional point to like the actor? 😂

• 1/4: Yibo cat photo cpns

• XiaoWangZi = Little Prince

• 1/6/23, photos onset of ZZ’s new drama went on HS. to be expected, cause it’s in hengdian and anything related to ZZ’s project is bound to get some paparazzi interested. there was also some talk that the project might have shared it intentionally to stop the malicious rumors that the drama wasn’t actually filming. anyway, the CPN in all this is that a new CP was born 🥹🥹🥹🥹

baili is mostly paired with shiying — who is a favored person to be shipped with xieyun. so it seems like baili doesn’t have his one & only. so maybe zanghai can be that person. and both their stories include court politics so it’s perfect.

• The Boys & their late night city adventures

• ZZ & WYB + Mimi the Cat

• A new/old snippet from their thailand fanmeet rehearsal where they wanted to hear each other’s voice on their earphones

• WYB smiling cause he heard XZ’s sample/demo for the song tomorrow will be better during recording

• 1/11 zsww rumor : cutting their hair

• 1/12 same light and shadow in studio post caption & another wedding outfit

• THEM WITH A KID 🥹🥹🥹 it’s giving suo-er vibes!

• Weibo Night recap & candies

• yibo is seat #23 and then xzs posts their video at 00:23. what a coincidence 👀

• same brand heurueh bits

• In his SINA interview for Weibo night, he was asked who he prefers to go with during vacations and he answers friends. but before saying that he stuttered. you all know how we are with XZ and his stutter, meaning he is changing his answer or is a bit nervous cause the true answer is revealing. Tell us, who do you really wanna go on vacation with? 😏

• The boys being tourism ambassadors of their hometown which led to them being featured in a newspaper

• A fansite posted a series of photos showing how XZ signed the backdrop for Weibo Night. It clearly shows how he looks at WYB’s signature and the decides to sign right next to it. There are videos too that show this much better. I guess this one depends on people’s interpretation. I think those who are anti cpf will see this as a coincidence and say that XZ just signed randomly on the side cause the other spaces already look crowded. But then again, you can’t deny that he saw WYB’s signature. He knows what it looks like. They both spent so much time signing stuff together during CQL promotion so it’s safe to say that he recognized it. If they are sworn enemies like some people love to imply, why would he sign near WYB’s? This is pretty clear to me, it’s his way of being right next to WYB. 🫶🏼

Here is a closer one posted by someone who attended, you can see how close they are.

• an assistant in weibo night who took care of them both & who seems to be their friend

• matching lawsuits of anti fans

• both of them showing up at loreal annual meeting to give their messages

• our boys love to stay hydrated! 💦💦💦

• a video from SDC where the OP said WYB’s reaction was due to their wangxiao headbands. I know there are a lot of toxicity and fanwar that happened because of SDC fan support and there is some narrative from his so/os that WYB hates us. so/os are free to hate on us but i don’t think it’s ever right to project that onto WYB who is like the most accepting person. let the fan wars be between the fans, don’t bring WYB into it and claim stuff that will put him in a negative light.

• mystery tennis photo where people clown that he could be with xz. but i personally think he is just with some friends, but that doesn’t take away the possibility that he plays with xz 🎾

• GQ caption similarities and sexy backs - and i think the biggest takeaway from this whole GQ drama is that fans should remain rational and we should trust the boys and their decision. I have talked about it initially here, but that was more of calling out fan etiquette than the cpn implications. some bxgs really fell into the brainwashing package of solos and i wanna discuss that here cause this fandom is not only about candies but being firm in our belief. you had shrimps saying wyb is the enemy cause he is all cozied up with gq, and some bxgs bought that. they were “disappointed” with wyb and made up stuff about him doing things against his will. then the same people were slapped in the face when yibo continued to work with him for his album which is about as personal as it gets. only a few respected wyb’s decision and trusted in him & xz. motos are saying gq will never work with someone like xz cause he is the enemy, and that’s why wyb is comfortable with rocco and team. which is proven to be wrong now cause he is working with them. who knows, they may even do a full feature for LOCH. this is a lesson to bxgs, do not rely on solo sob stories to make sense of zz and wyb cause they only see one side of the story. they were always okay with GQ. Maybe GG was hurt at some point but he moved on and so should the fans. i just hate the feeling that ZZ & WYB were so happy with the collabs they did with GQ, in the meantime, BXGs who are supposed to understand them the most were nowhere to be found. we should do better next time.

there are serious efforts out there to make us turn against one of them, and use cpfs as anti minions, so we should be more careful.

• BJYX and Tennis 🎾🎾🎾

• Their Ordinary Life - a translation of a post made about their lives as normal people, and riddled with known CPNs.

• the connection between the tod’s strap included in xzs 2024 media gift box and wyb’s alleged gucci strap accessory in SDC 5

• early cpf story

• new clue from a drawing of a cake 🎂

[kyuushi]

I present (🎁) the character relationship chart from the first official fanbook! Big thanks to Pancake from the Kyuushi Discord server for the scans 🫶

The translation, cleaning, and typesetting were all done by me so please forgive any messiness & mistakes. But I'm always very open to feedback so feel free to reach out, especially if you notice tl issues!

Please don't repost the image around. You can just share the link to this post! (If I end up needing to make corrections, I will cry if an old incorrect version is floating around somewhere!!)

↓Some extra notes below the cut↓

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I originally wanted to post this along with a more accessible version (aka text version) but unfortunately that would be a ton of extra work and I have other projects I'd like to spend my time on instead. I'm also not really knowledgeable about that stuff to begin with so I'm not sure what kind of format would be best for screen readers or other accessibility aids. If anyone else would like to take up the mantle and create a text version, please message me!

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Translation Notes:

Mippiki: Written "３人と１匹" but read as "みっぴき," this word is very important to the Kyuushi fandom! It describes the main characters living in the office- Rona, Draluc, Hinaichi, and John. "Mi" comes from 3 and "ippiki" is how you would count 1 small animal, an armadillo in this case.

Sagyou's "hah? to respect ratio": The "hah?" here is like an exasperated sound he's making. In Japanese it was one of these babies: ぁ゙. So his frustration to respect ratio is 9 to 1.

Calling someone a typhoon/hurricane: I think this is probably self explanatory but since I don't think this is a common expression in English, I'll explain a bit. Basically it's likening someone to the chaos and power of a storm.

Shot's "filthy cool": In Japanese this is "ヨゴレかっこいい." I can't find instances of this phrase being used outside of Kyuushi so this seems to be a Bonnoki original? I've seen others tl this some different ways but I tried to make it sound kinda cool in English, though it also kinda makes no sense lol, sorry.

Tabiko being in the "vampires" section: Just in case anyone is confused, Tabiko is definitely a human. I think there just wasn't space to stick her anywhere else.

Manner calling Satetsu "big bro": "兄イ" in Japanese. I think most people recognize words like "onii-san" and "aniki" at this point but I'm not sure about just "anii" (also big brother) so I decided to tl it here. As you may have guessed, this is not him literally trying to adopt Satetsu as his brother, but rather a term of respect (albeit a teasing one). Satetsu is uncomfortable being called this, mostly because it reminds him of his embarrassing delinquent past.

Nagiri's nickname for John: I chose to keep this as "Maru" ("丸," literally "circle") just because I think it sounds like a cute nickname lol.

Fiasco calling Manner "spoiled rich boy": Originally "ボンボン" in Japanese. You might have heard a character called "bon" or even this kinda insulting version, "bonbon," before. It describes a young man from a rich family. I added "spoiled" because I thought it sounded too much like a complement just to call him "genius rich boy," even with "damn" in front 😂

Nuyan: John's "nu" combined with a dog's "wan" (bark). Remember that time Yomo hypnotized John into acting like a dog? That John never fully recovered from? Yeah.

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As I said please do let me know if you spot any mistakes or have any questions or comments. You can even ask if you're just confused about who certain characters are or what the relationship arrow is indicating! Kyuushi has a ton of characters and they can be difficult to keep track of, especially for the English fandom which doesn't have access to all the materials.

Thanks if you actually read all of these walls of text 🫡

[leclercloml]

Bunny? It's MIFFY | FT7

Pairing: Ferran Torres x french!reader

Summary: in which ferran's girlfriend is obsessed with the miffy plushie.

Genre: SMAU

Warninga: grammar mistakes probably, google translated spanish & french

Author's note: this one is made specially for @zowanew the og miffy girl, ilysm and i hope you like it 🤍 (most of the pics contains Sira Martinez and I know she's not french but for the fic let's pretend she is)

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yourinstagram the love of my life and Ferran 🐰🤍

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ferrantorres WOW, thank you??

⤷yourinstagram you're welcome.

⤷username lmfao 😭

ferrantorres did I just got replaced my a literal stuff toy?

⤷yourinstagram stuff toy? STUFF TOY??! her name's MIFFY.

⤷ferrantorres stuff toy.

⤷yourinstagram blocked.

⤷username Ferran ilysm but don't you dare call miffy a stuff toy ever again.

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⤷username she liked 😭😭

mikkykiemeny my girl 🤍

⤷yourinstagram ILY !!!

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username they're so cute tho 😭🩷

ferrantorres I love you ❤️

⤷yourinstagram I love you too I guess.

⤷ferrantorres you guess?!!

⤷pedri 😂🫵🏻

⤷username LMAO 😭😭

pablogavi i could use that as a punching bag.

⤷ferrantorres please do, you're doing everyone a favour

⤷yourinstagram DON'T YOU DARE GAVIRA.

⤷username that's something gavi would definitely do.

username okay but can we talk about how cute these two are?? No?? Anyone??

ferrantorres

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ferrantorres Mi novia 🩷

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yourinstagram he won a banana for me cause there was no game which winning prize was miffy 😔☝🏻

⤷ferrantorres be grateful?!

⤷yourinstagram I AM.

⤷username y/n would choose miffy over Ferran anyday

liked by yourinstagram

⤷username she liked the comments lmfao, poor Ferran.

pedri why was I not invited?

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⤷pedri exactly. It should be 7/7

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⤷pedri R U D E.

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username still can't believe how Ferran bagged her.

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⤷username mikkyyyy lmaoo 😭😭

username everyday i open Instagram, saw these fuckers on my feed, wonder when it'll be me, cry myself to sleep, and then repeat.

⤷username us moment 🫂

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caption: Ma vie 🩷 (my life)

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ferrantorres thought that was that rabbit but okay te amo ❤️

⤷yourinstagram for the last time ferran torres garcia it's MIFFY.

⤷ferrantorres rabbit.

⤷yourinstagram sleep at Pedri's today.

⤷ferrantorres I'M JOKING.

mikkykiemeny can't believe I got replaced by a basic white boy 😔.

⤷yourinstagram OFCOURSE NOT, you're my no.1

⤷mikkykiemeny I better be

pedri why was I not invited again.

⤷yourinstagram can you shut the fuck up?

Twitter

iMessage

Fer<3

look what I just found

y/n

Ferran mfing Torres!!!!

You better bring one of em home

Fer<3

One? Nah.

y/n

Wjwhakshsh

Je t'aime tellement!!! (I love you so much)

Come home as soon as you can.

Fer<3

I love you too!!!

On my way

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yourinstagram the gift giver vs the gifts, Je t'aime 😭🩷

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ferrantorres te amo ❤️

⤷yourinstagram je t'aime aussi ❤️(i love you too)

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ferrantorres the gift giver>>>

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⤷ferrantorres no.

⤷pablo kys.

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username cuties 😭🫶🏻

username i would die for them but that's just me tho.

⤷username me too girl me too

mikkykiemeny I'm better than both

⤷yourinstagram ofcourse you are wifey 🤭💍

⤷frenkiedejong no.

⤷ferrantorres no.

⤷username the real couple is actually mikky and y/n, Ferran and Frenkie are the side chicks here.

username I want what they have.

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Grace's note: this one was quite fun, I hope you like it @zowanew and Ferran literally loves you.

[hummingbird-games]

hi Gemini! do you play IFs and do you have an recommendations?

I do play IFs! Not as many as I want, and definitely not half as many as I do VNs. But. I have a few recs 👀 also I apologize in advance, I'm not very original so maybe you've already heard of one or all of these:

Golden by @milaswriting

@ataleofcrowns which I think had an update today!! which means I need to get back to my D romance!!!!

180 Files: The Aegis Project by scribble-games (alsoooo I think there's a sequel on the way??? but spy and espionage media has me in an utter chokehold so yeah. check this one out!)

@collegetennisoriginstory (this one I'm alllllmost caught up on and I'm already plotting another MC for another playthrough)

@infamous-if (bruhh I know EVERYBODY AND THEY MAMA LOVES THIS GAME well guess what, me too. basic bitch™️ at your service or whatever. Also, I'm team Orion/August/Blake/make Seven Fall in Love Again Just So I Can Not Pick Them In the End 🫶🏽*but if I had to choose just one, it's Orion. It's always been Orion 😂)

anything @jaunefleurwrites creates, though I'm rather attached to DoW lol

Blood Moon by @barbwritesstuff (another I need to finish BUT it has werewolves!!! I LOVE werewolves!!! i think they're soooo much better than silly vamps 🤪)

Wayfarer by @idrellegames (yeah yet another I need to finish, sue me, BUT it's another banger so I will finish it and these others before I die.)

[phantom-of-the-501st]

Thoughts on TBB 3x8: Bad Territory

SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT

Another day, another very short thoughts post.

Pabu!

Still stressed about it being taken over in the trailer :(

WHERE TF HAS ECHO DISAPPEARED TO NOW?!

Okay, I get that he's helping Rex but this is gearing up to be another episode without him 😕

Ooooh! Cross gets to meet Phee!

Phee already knows about Tech, which is understandable, but I'm also a little bit disappointed that we never got to see her reaction to finding out about Tech.

Cross is getting the full TBB lore drop so that he can catch up 😂

Awww the concern from Hunter about Cross' hand 🥲 brothers look out for each other

THERE'S ANOTHER CLINK DROID

FENNEC IS BACK!!!

OMEGA MANAGING TO GET CROSSHAIR TO HAVE HIS HAND CHECKED BY AZI!!!

Don't get me wrong, as much as I would love for Crosshair's hand to get better, I think it would be very interesting for his character if this is something he has to learnt o permanently adapt to.

Always had the feeling that the hand was a result of psychological trauma rather than physical. It makes sense giving Corbett's military background that the result of PTSD in soldiers is explored in this show

Love the slight western twang to the music 🫶

Pit droids are so cute 🥰

It's been a while since we've seen Hunter's tracking skills actually out to good use

Obsessed with Omega's outfits this season!

"You don't like anything" "True"

Looooovveee the creature design 🐊

"Apparently she got away from you too" OUCH

THE WAY THE BOUNTY SCUTTLES AROUND IS TOO FUN

CROSSHAIR MEDITATING OMGGGGGG

Echo would also be a good person to have around when discussing PTSD but I guess not...

THE SHOT OF THEM MEDITATING IN FRONT OF THE SUNSET IS SO PRETTY OMG

I enjoyed this episode. Not one of my favourites, but still good. 🥰

[didalexiabreakupwitholgayet]

Bestie you've made me SO CURIOUS about what the hell happened with Lieke

I thought we liked her?? Didn't we win the 2021 semis because of her?? (Don't @ me, I'm terrible at dates, all I remember is that there was an important game and we win it because of her)

Literally biting my nails rn waiting for the gossip 👀🙏

(no rush!! Take your time!! Find your sources!! I appreciate all your work 🫶)

you all really enjoy angst, huh? 😂

okay, rule #1 of barça fandom: we love everyone until we don't 💅🏻 (unfortunately, we have earned a reputation as a fandom that is quick to turn on its players. to be fair, justly in some cases!)

and believe me, lieke was certainly beloved. looking back on her time at barça, she was definitely one of our best players, having played 5 seasons/158 matches and scoring 73 goals.

but what turned culers against lieke was her behaviour and the way she handled leaving the club. according to sport, lieke was allegedly offered a new contract early in the 2021-22 season, indicated she would accept, but never signed the renewal. then she kept putting things off for months, ignored calls of barça reps who say they never knew she wanted to leave on a free transfer. even cgh was asked about the rumours that lieke was leaving and said they were "fake news."

anyway, once the news was announced that lieke would be going to psg, the fandom basically felt like it was a betrayal. even prominent barça journalists called out the way lieke left as "not the right way for the club and her teammates" and that the way she left was a "disappointment."

some fans lamented that barça should place limits on how long players have to decide on a renovation (because lieke dragged it out!)

and other fans started calling lieke all types of names like "rat" "snake" and "traitor" when she first posted she was leaving. and then when lieke got injured during euro2022, the abuse continued with some fans even saying it was karma.

ultimately, there were rumours that the real reason that lieke left was because she wasn't getting the attention that players like alexia was getting from the club and fanbase. remember that lieke joined barça in 2017, which was the same year that she won uefa's player of the year and fifa's the best. was lieke jealous because her star had fallen and alexia's had risen? and because she wasn't spanish/catalan, it would remain that way. she even said as much in an interview with mundo deportivo.

(the tweet above ponders whether lieke has finally confirmed the rumours that had been around for months that she was jealous of alexia and felt overshadowed)

obviously, lieke has a different version of events and even said in her most recent interview that it was because she wanted to be closer to her fiancé and home. but i always thought the issue of not feeling like the "chosen one" or "star girl" lingered. like in the earlier mundo deportivo interview in 2022, she complained about not being thanked by the club:

so yeah, tl;dr, it is what it is. probably everyone involved would want to go back in time and do it differently, but here we are. the truth is probably somewhere in the middle.

and fyi, even today, fans still hold a grudge against lieke.

("the thing about lieke martens… it's a shame… because at PSG she doesn't play at all… she only warms up the bench… here at FCB she would be winning titles and playing🤷🏽‍♀️ i guess bad decisions you make in life…")

[seriesxwriting]

My alpha male

W Rafe Cameron

Warnings- fighting, swearing, hidden messages of sex, mentions of injuries.

Series- outer banks

Summary- you and Rafe are on holiday in Cyprus. And some drunk guy thinks he has the right to talk to you in front of Rafe. Bad move mate. (Protective rafe)

Idea from a similar situation I witnessed on my holiday in Cyprus yesterday 😂🫶

“Morning beautiful” Rafe smiled as I rolled over to check if he was awake yet. “Mm good morning handsome” I giggled snuggling into his neck, rafes soft arms came over pulling me into a bear hug. “You excited?” “Hmm i would be if I was here with literally anybody else” “shut up” Rafe laughed into my hair nudging me slightly.

“I’m joking, I’ve never been more excited” I kissed his jaw before sitting up and looking around the hotel room. My hair was all wispy and messy when I looked into the mirror in front of me. Rafe sat up too putting his head on my shoulder, I watched him through the mirror and when he noticed he smiled. The famous Rafe Cameron smile. “I love you” I whispered turning my head to kiss his.

“Mm where’d that come from” he asked still with that smile that just made me melt. “Just felt like saying it”. Rafe moved his head and turned my face towards him so I was looking him in the eyes. He gently laid a soft kiss on my lips and then pulled away “I love you so much” his thumb came up swiping my face gently. “We should get to breakfast” I told him with a wide smile.

Throwing the covers off me I jumped out of bed and walked over to the wardrobe. “Which bikini do I wear today?” I asked him with an eyebrow up, Rafe lied down with one arm under his head looking at me pull out all different types of swimsuits. “Pink? Or yellow maybe oh or the white one? And I have a…” “…the white one” Rafe cut in pointing with his free hand. “You’ll look amazing in all of them especially that white one”

“I’m surprised you know, that your so eager for me to wear these around other boysss” “you can wear what you want y/n, wear whatever makes you happy” Rafe smirked at me from the bed. “Why” I half laughed squinting at him “because darlin” the boy jumped up and when walking past me grabbed my waist making me look up at him. “I can fight” he told me pressing a kiss on my forehead.

Before taking off into the bathroom. I shook my head smiling to myself before taking my white bikini out of the wardrobe changing into it. Me and Rafe went down to the breakfast buffet and helped ourselves to the pastry’s, coffee and bacon. We then went down to the pool to lay on some sun beds and splash each other in the pool before realising we looked about half our age.

“Here” Rafe passed me my towl as we climbed out and walked back over to the sun beds to dry off. “Thanks hun” I took it off of him taking a seat on my sun bed laying down, Rafe did the same thing. About four seconds later I heard a sun bed being dragged to my side. Me and Rafe both snapped our heads to my left side.

“You alright guys?” A boy, maybe a bit older than me and Rafe, middle or late twenty’s, was standing above the sun bed. He plodded down next to me putting one arm behind his head and then exhaled. Me being the nice chatty person I was became smiley and excited to meet someone new. “Hi, we’re fine thanks how are you today” “oh I’m just chilling” he smiled turning his head to look at me.

“Cyprus is lovely huh?” “Wellll hmm the place is nice I guess, but the reason I’m here- just isn’t” he shook his head and looked back up to the sun. I looked over at Rafe who had a stern straight face, staring directly at the guy. “Why’s that?” I asked him turning back away from Rafe. “Oh um I have a wedding to go to on Saturday” “your wedding?” Rafe asked curiously “no no- not my wedding I’m single”

“Right” Rafe frowned getting pissed off, that’s when the wind blew the smell of alcohol off of the guy towards me. That made me feel more sympathetic for him, he didn’t really know what he was doing. “Yeah yeah, I’m the only single one and I have eight friends it’s a high school wedding, and I’m the only single one there” he told us. “On no” Rafe put bluntly clearly wanting him to go away.

“Are they always trying to set you up?” I asked with a sympathetic smile. “Y-yeah spot on!” He drunkenly exaggerated. “That’s okay, that’s how me and Rafe met, now we’re two years together tomorrow” I explained grabbing my boyfriends hand making sure he felt secure and making it very clear to the other guy that I had a man. “Yeah but like, what would you do in this situation?” “I’d probably go bed” Rafe stated not caring that he flipped the answer .

“Hmmm” he hummed and then jumped up from the sun bed without saying anything and wondered off into the crowed. “Fucking freak” Rafe muttered watching him walk over “Rafe he was drunk” I laughed quietly whacking him with my arm. “If people are drunk you just talk to them” “yeah thats just you, your too friendly he clearly wasn’t trying to just be friendly with you” Rafe stated before lying back down on the bed to soak up the sun.

“He didn’t know what he was doing” I shook my head smiling “I’m sure he didn’t” Rafe rolled his eyes before turning his wrist to look at the time. “Snack bar is open now” he clapped his hands together and rubbed them together. “Want anything beautiful?” “Erm- I don’t know what they have, just have an eye out for chicken please” I smiled patting his wrist. “Will do princess” he brought my hand up so he could kiss it.

Rafe got up to walk away but after two steps he came back “y/n if that guy comes back text me, phone me, shout my name what ever you want just tell me- gave me propa dodge vibes him” “okay rafe” I laughed shaking my head at his jealously. Little did he know how completely and utterly whipped I was for him, I’d never put our relationship in jeopardy especially for some random guy.

“What you thinking about” I heard a voice on my left. “Oh- hi again whered you disappeared off to?” I questioned being slightly weary now that Rafe had warned me about the guy. “Just about” he shrugged turning on his side to look at me “yeah it’s a nice hotel” I smiled while sitting up to get away slightly. I looked around towards the snack bar for my boyfriend but he was nowhere to be seen. “You know, you look really pretty in that bikini”

“Only I can say that, mate” I heard the familiar voice of Rafe’s. Shit. “Hey You alright” I looked around hearing the guy going in with the innocent response that clearly wasn’t going to work. “You got a name?” Rafe questioned to which the guy answered “edwardo” to him “Well edweirdo, I’m a bit confused right now because I just don’t understand how you didn’t get the hint when I told you to go to bed” Rafe bit his lip pretending to think.

He was playing with his prey. Except his prey didn’t realise he was about to be hurt. “Oh there was a hint?” He asked looking up at rafe. He put the plate of chicken nuggets on the table next to the guy before his arm swung out grabbing him by the neck and dragging him upwards so he was sitting. “Get up” Rafe snarled dragging him by the neck “rafe that’s enough come on” I rolled my eyes putting my arm out.

“Oh don’t worry, I’ll make the man go away princess” “Rafe come on I’m serious” “fuck sake” he hissed pushing the man away from his grasp. He put his hands immediately up to his neck gasping for breath. “No one talks to my girl like that, now fuck off before I change my mind” Rafe snarled stepping forward to intimidate him. “Okay okay, I’m going” he put his hands up in defeat stepping a few paces back and the looked at me.

“Just quickly What are you doing Saturday?” He raised an eyebrow. “You’ve basically just signed your death Warrant” I told him with an eye roll. “Yeah” Rafe agreed before throwing his left fist into the man’s face. He stumbled backwards and Rafe strode towards him. “Shit” the guy tried throwing a punch back at rafe but he dodged it skilfully. I exhaled deeply knowing nithing could stop Rafe now. I layed back down on the sun bed facing another direction ignoring it all.

Until I heard a bottle smash which made me whip my head around quickly. Rafe had the guy pushed down against the counter of the bar and was holding a bottle to his throat. The bartender was shouting at him in Greek. “Rafe stop It!” I hissed jumping up from the beds. I felt like everyone was watching us, because they all were. “I’m sorry- I’m sorry- I was just lonely” “then grow a pair of balls to be friends with” Rafe scowled throwing the bottle on the side.

“Stop it Right now are you trying to get kicked out” I asked him angrily “n-no”’ he shook his head listening to me that I’d gotten pissed off. Rafe placed the bottle in my hand and let go of the helpless guy. “Now sit down” I snapped pointing at our sun beds across the walkway. I noticed he had a bruised forming on the jaw of his cheek. That was his only mark, edwardo was injured a lot worse. His right eye was swollen and had blackened already, his lip and eyebrow was cut as well.

“Dick” Rafe shoved him before walking off to where I told him to go. I followed him crossing my arms. But the people staring were pissing me off now too. “If you have something to say fucking see say it” I shouted throwing my arms out staring back ar a few of them. Rafe saw I was stressed and came over to me putting an arm around my waist. “I’m sorry” he whispered gently kissing my temple. “Rafe he was drunk he couldn’t even defend himself”

“Don’t give it out if you can’t take it” Rafe shrugged his shoulders with a little smirk. “This isn’t funny Rafe- I don’t understand why you get jelous do you not trust me?” “What? Of course I trust you y/n” he widened his eyes in complete shock. “Then why hurt him?” “Im selfish, I don’t want anyone to talk to you like that your mine and only mine”

“I’m yours and only yours, i would never touch another guy so stop It stop trying to be the alpha male” “I don’t need to try princess, I am the alpha male” Rafe half laughed laying back down the bed setting the food in between us. “You don’t need to be the alpha male there are no other males you need to dominate” I told him taking one, shoving it into my mouth. “Y/n im sorry” Rafe sighed rolling his head towards mine.

“Your not though rafe, if you could go back in time you’d do the exact same thing with out hesitation” he thought about that for a second before shutting up. The both of our hands came out to pick the last chicken nugget and we clashed, we looked up at each other and laughed gently. “I don’t want you to be pissed off on our two year anniversary holiday” “I’m not pissed off rafe, it’s hard to stay mad at you”

“I love you” Rafe picked up the chicken nugget and put it in my hand. “I’d love you too if you wasn’t so annoying” I smirked biting the nugget. “Ouch” he muttered laying back down. “I’m joking” I giggled nudging him. “But all will be forgotten of you get me a drink” “what do you want princess” “hmm- sex on the beach” I told him scratching my chin playfully.

“Oh if that’s what you wanted you should have just said” Rafe smirked looking into my eyes. “Just get my drink you muppet” I laughed shaking my head. “What a coincidence I was planning to take a beach trip tonight” Rafe said winking at me as he stood up to leave. “yeah?” I asked raising an eyebrow. “Yeah” he stated smirking now.

“Okay then, yeah” I shrugged with a knowing smile “ugh I love you so much, I’ll be back in a second” he jumped excitedly to kiss me on the cheek before bouncing off to grab me my drink.

[w2soneshots]

Love song -KSI

Words: 0.2k+

Warnings: none.

In which you and JJ make a song together and no one can figure out whether you’re together or not.

a/n: heyy it’s been a little while… I’ve had some awful writers block (send in your requests!!) and have also been super busy🤍. This is based off of this request! Sorry it’s not exactly what you asked😅. This is also my first full social media au so I hope you enjoy💓

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y/username: ~hell n back~ ft @ksi out now!!

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ksi: ❤️

taliamar: YES BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE!😭💗

-> user5018293: you and y/n need to do a song

-> y/username: @taliamar 👀

y/nfanpage21: omggggg!!!!! Ahhhhhhhh

user10295649: JJ's bit is actually sick😦

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y/username: 😉

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faithlouisak: beautiful💚

-> y/username: 🫶🏼

y/nfanpage21: omfg is that JJ??

user0681592: she knows what she’s doing😂

ksi and y/username

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y/username: you guessed it💓

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taliamar: crying.

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user9524478: oh my god

user2380864: YESSSSSSS

[cuttergauthier]

Enchanted By You | Chapter Three

Series Summaries: In which a hockey sister falls for an Formula 1 driver... Sadie Hughes Moves to Monaco to get away from the hockey world and falls in love with Ferrari driver Charles Leclerc...

Au Sadie Hughes x Charles Leclerc

Social Media | Real Life

National Hockey League | Formula 1

Enchanted By You Masterlist

Warning: This Story will contain Mature Language, Alcohol consumption, Cyber Bullying

Liked by Pierregasly, Charlesleclerc and 52,384 more

Francisca.cgomez showed my new best friend around Monaco today🇲🇨🫶🏼

Location Monaco

Tagged Sadiehughes

2163 comments

Sadiehughes I had the best day, thanks for showing me all the best places in Monaco🫶🏼

→Francisca.cgomez we definitely have to do it again🫶🏼

Pierregasly My girlfriend is the best❤️

CharlesLeclerc definitely nicer than Pierre if you were able to make a friend!

→Pierregasly says the guy who's my best friend🤦🏻‍♂️

user Pretty girls!

Danielricciardo New friends!!!!!!

LandoNorris We love new friends!!!

user1 OMG THAT'S SADIE HUGHES!!!!1

→User2 is she famous?

→User1 She's a model from Michigan!

lilymhe I wanna meet her!!!

→Francisca.cgomez Come over tomorrow, i'll see if she can join us! 

hate ew stay away from Kika, don't ruin her like you ruin everything!

Pierregasly followed you

Charlesleclerc followed you

Lilymhe followed you 

DanielRicciardo followed you

LandoNorris Followed you

19 more followed you

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SadieHughes The best tour guide & new best friend in my new city🫶🏼

Location Monaco

Tagged Francisca.cgomez

12,675 comments

Francisca.cgomez We definitely need to this again🫶🏼

→Sadiehughes we do!!🫶🏼

Jackhughes That's my big sister🥺🤍

→Sadiehughes Love you🤍

Quinnhughes Proud of you twinny🤍

→SadieHughes I miss you so much🥺

hater you are not about to ruin F1 for me like you did hockey, leave

trevorzegras Is she single? asking for a friend

→Jamiedrysdale the friend is himself!

→Trevorzegras DUDE!

→Sadiehughes sorry trev she has a boyfriend!

user isn't that Pierregasly's girlfriend?

→User1 Yes

Lukehughes Please come home... Dylan is driving me crazy!

→Dylanduke I didn't do anything...

→Sadiehughes Sorry Luke you're on your own!

Ellenhughes Beautiful🤍

→SadieHughes Love you mama🤍

Hater she's probably only friends with you so she can get with one of your brothers

→User2 She's dating Pierre gasly i doubt she wants a hockey player

DanielRicciardo Hey Sadie!

→Sadiehughes Hey Daniel😂

→Colecaufield How do you know Daniel Ricciardo?

→SadieHughes I don't, i've never met him before!

User3 A lot of f1 drivers are now following her and liked the picture.

→User4 it's probably because she's now friends with Kika

Mackiesamo that coffee looks good!

→Sadiehughes it was good!

Nolanmoyle I say we make a trip to Monaco this summer!

→Nickblankenburg i agree!

→Ethanedwards same here!

→Markestapa Sadie get the apartment ready we'll be there this summer

Charlesleclerc You will love Monaco!

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Adamfantilli I miss our team mom😭

→Gavinbrindley same😭

→Rutgermcgroarty we can't survive without you!!!

→Sadiehughes I miss you boys too🥺

User5 When f1 meets Hockey

Alexturcotte How the hell did you get a bunch of f1 drivers to follow you?!?!

→Sadiehughes your guess is as good as mine

hater Leave the f1 world alone and go back to your hockey world

taglist : @luciaexcorvus​, @love-like-woaah, @slafgoalskybaby, @theforevermorereject

[fayes-fics]

Listen i love you, love your work, just mwah 👌🏻👌🏻 but bestie im begging you to change that header gif😩

I try to read your work in public and im confronted with Anthony (or Ben’s ass, can’t tell) and im doing the fastest scroll of my whole damn life. Obvi it’s your page, and im like 80% joking here, but like……..a peach emoji never killed anyone. No but for real I thought this might give u a laugh that I’m out here making sure no one catches a stray naked booty and then think im some dirty porn reader (which I am BUT they don’t need to know that💅🏻✨)

- 🍰anon

Hi 🍰 Anon!

Oh, my friend, bwhahahah, you know not of what you speak (affectionate). 😂🫶

Do you realise that I have been THREATENED by more than one person for so much as casually suggesting I might change my header image?! If I removed the Benebum, there would be a riot, apparently. 🤷‍♀️ So I'm sorry to report it will not be going anywhere. It will likely only ever be replaced one day by... you guessed it... NEW BENEBUM. Maybe less clenched.

And, err, if you are brave enough to read my fics in public (all power to you 🫡), then frankly, if anyone catches sight of those words, it's a THOUSAND times worse than a flash of shapely bum.

Thank you for your kind words about my writing and for this fun message; it made my day. 🫶 And I hope this is not bad news for you. If it is.. sorrows, prayers etc. 😁🧡🧡