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[sodapopbuoy]

did u know tbat uhhh. uhmmmm.

OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[kaelio]

my muse!!

god. truly. no one ever did it like these maniacs

[mega-goatboy57]

I fucking hate the C: drive its like "haha fuck you, you can't run any Bethesda game without having to make a partition in your hard drive first otherwise your shit'll crash C:"

[gaythreadrunner]

'i finished observation last night' moodboard

[ryoukio]

PETER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[blkwag]

brenden really could have like 10 assists to his name if biches (bamford) knew how to finish

[pepmint-art]

me like da fish

[nervouswaltz]

stardew valley is "going on tour" aka a bunch of orchestras are going to do collections of the ost and one of them is in my city my ass is GOING in february this fucking RULES

[dogbunni]

back on that writing grind. might do some more nendo headcanons later 🤔

[madzillus-webcomic]

Halloween Special (!!!!) of my comic Aflutter coming to screen near you on Monday 31st!!

[niqhtlord01]

Humans are weird: Expect the unexpected

( Please come see me on my new patreon and support me for early access to stories and personal story requests :D https://www.patreon.com/NiqhtLord Every bit helps) Alien talk show host: So you doubt my powers?

Human: I do.

Alien Host: You know that the theme of this show is bringing on people such as yourself and proving that I can in fact predict the future.

Human: I have watched your show and I’ve seen how you use your scam to convince people that you can predict the future.

Audience: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Alien Host: If it has been proven right so many times how can you still claim it is a scam?

Human: Because you have never had a human on your show until now to disprove it.

Alien Host: Bold words but we’ll give you a shot.

Alien Host: What have you got in store for me to disprove my abilities?

Human: *reaches into pocket and pulls something out*

Human: I’m going to flip this coin and you will tell me which side it lands on.

Alien Host: That’s it?

Alien Host: That’s your grand plan to disprove my skills?

Human: Half of it.

Human: You find out the other half after I flip the coin.

Alien Host: Ominous; I always liked that about you humans.

Alien Host: Very well, flip that coin and I predict it will be heads!

Human: *Flips coin*

Alien Host: *Watches coin spin upwards*

Human: *Pulls out gun from jacket and pulls the trigger*

*Gunshot goes across the table and hits the alien host in the arm*

*Audience begins screaming as human sets the gun down on the table*

Human: You can all relax, that was the second part of my plan.

Alien Host: WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME!?!?!!?

Human: *Calmly* Why did you not see the bullet coming?

Alien Host: You said you were using the coin toss!!

Human: I said it was the first part and that you’d find out the other half during the flip.

Human: If you can see into the future why did you not dodge the bullet or attempt to stop me from pulling a gun and shooting you?

Alien Host: Who could predict such madness!?!?!?

Human: Exactly.

Human: You can “predict” the future as you call it because you are a master of probability, not a fortune teller.

Human: That’s why you were so confident you could accurately predict how the coin would land and claim you saw it in the future.

Human: But no one could predict a random act of violence without any forewarning signs given.

Alien Host: You did all of this just to prove me wrong!?!

Human: I mean, isn’t that the point of the show?

[dr-spectre]

Which do you think is a better concept, sanitized ink(and sensitization in general) or the fuzzy ooze?

I feel like in order to say which is "better" we need to break it down into parts.

In terms of the general theming and aesthetics, i think that sanitization clears the Fuzzy Ooze. Like just look at this.

The sickly green and blue. The darked eyeballs. It looks so acidic and gross, and i like that. It really gives off the vibe of a poison and something you don't wanna touch.

Compare that to Fuzzy Ooze and it's just... purple trippy ink and fur. I mean it looks cool, i like the effect, but it doesn't hit the same as the Sanitized Ink.

Now the actual effects? I'm gonna be real. I don't realllyyyyy like either of them to an extent.

Oh wow, Sanitized Ink is brainwashing goo that removes memories and makes you into a mind controlled zombie that follows the orders of Tartar, how fun! Yay! So interesting... I love when the Splatoon series uses the same tired trope of "it's the thing you know, but it's EVIL NOW!!!!!!!" wow... Really creative huh Nintendo... I'm sure that it won't cause a wave of millions of people to not properly look into the stories and just take them at the surface level and just say that everything is the same affliction..... yay.... ugh... i hate everything...

I will say though, i like the sort of medical undertones of Sanitized Ink and everything to do with Acht is very interesting and cool! Although in Side Order they kinda fucked it up by saying that Acht was forced to make music for Tartar due to the goop instead of being a thing where Acht wanted to make music without the doubts in their head. So... yeahhhh... I don't know how to feel about having YET ANOTHER thing in the Splatoon series that's just "oh it's this evil thing that makes stuff evil!! ooooo!!! brainwashing oooo!!!!"

I'm tired of it. I had enough. STOP!!!! ENOUGH NINTENDO!!!!!!! YOU'RE NOT SMART! YOU'RE NOT INTERESTING! BE MORE CREATIVE! DO BETTER!!!! IF YOU MAKE FRYE GO UNDER A SIMLIAR THING AND IF THE COMMUNITY CALLS IT BRAINWASHING YET AGAIN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOHOHOHHOHOOO!!!!! IM GONNA RIP MY FUCKING HAIR OU-

Anyways, Fuzzy Ooze on the other hand is kinda... vague? Like really really vague. What we do know is that it makes a creature "lose their sense of self" whatever the FUCK that means i do not know. Sometimes it makes Inklings and Octolings turn into fuzzy little creatures, or it gives them weed eyes. I guess both options aren't as bad as becoming zombies. I guess....

However, i think this vagueness really opens the door for very interesting fan interpretations. I love seeing people make fuzzy versions of the characters and turning them into these feral monsters that have claws and sharp teeth, it's so fucking sick and way cooler than just "oooo brainwashing oooooo!!!! its the thing you know but EVIL!"

I would rather take a fuzzy au over a sanitization au you know? It opens the door for more creativity.

To wrap it up, i like the aesthetics and thematic undertones of Sanitized Ink, but i prefer the vague effects of the Fuzzy Ooze as it opens the door for interpretations.

Also, Nintendo, YOU BETTER EXPLAIN THE FUZZY OOZE MORE IN SPLATOON 4! THERE'S THOUSANDS OF FUZZY OCTARIANS TRAPPED IN ALTERNA! YOU GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT?!?!

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

I haven't seen Transformers One yet, but I must know: Who was your favorite character and what were your thoughts on Megatron/D-16? (No spoilers if you can. But if you do a little spoiler, I won't cry about it)

OoOooOOoOooOoOoOoOOoOoOoO I will keep the spoilers in the vault, don't worry.

But I'm between Orion and Elita. Man, they had a rough start but their dynamic is sweet and I love the development they had.

For D-16 I will just say that I'm going to cry. He is not my fav version so far but the background they gave him did make me care for him even after he turned to the other side. Though, I do have my bits that I want to share later, once I'm free from the spoiler chains kasgfakjfkjf

[meteormind]

Bkdk on Ao3

Everyone: smut! Smut!! Smut!!! SMUT!!!

Everyone: fluff! Fluff!! Fluff!!! FLUFF!!!

Everyone [pounding table, impassioned]: ANGST! ANGST!! ANGST!!! ANGST!!!!

Me: what if i wrote a canon-remix exploring the evolution of bkdk's childhood dynamic over the course of 100k words

Everyone:

Someone: quirk accident where deku's dick gets bigger everytime bakugou compliments him

Everyone: OOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO

... all jokes aside, I really am writing a fic and am in need of beta readers (or just plain readers) if anyone is interested. It only has 5 chapters as of 4/05/23 but I'm updating every day this month for NaNoWriMo.

EDIT 4/09/23 : I have found betas! Thank you for the warm response.

Bkdk are kiddos in this fic (9 and 10, at least for now,) so no smut. But there will be fluff! Eventually! It's kind of at an angsty part right now. It's also canon-divergent in that Izuku has a quirk. (Sorry for any canon-verse purists.) If you were ever looking for a bkdk POV alternating, weak-to-strong fic, then please have a look. 💖

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku, Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku, Bakugou Mitsuki, Bakugou Masaru, Midoriya Inko Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Rewrite, Canon Compliant, To a point, Pre-Canon to Canon, Worldbuilding, just a little, Midoriya Izuku Has a Quirk, Video Game Mechanics, author removes Deku's brakes, he wasn't using them anyway, Bakugou Katsuki Redemption, underline that three times, Bullying, Therapy, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, Bakugou Katsuki is Bad at Feelings, Pre-Slash, for now, adding tags as I go, Angst with a Happy Ending, POV Alternating Summary: Izuku's party blazed through the mobs, plucking tails as they went, competent and assured in a way he could never hope to be in reality. He wished, not for the first time, that he could live life like a game. He wanted to exist in a world where he was setup to win, for once. In such a world, he could carve out a place for himself between 1's and 0's. Even if he started with nothing, as long as he put in the time and effort, he was guaranteed a happily ever after. And if only people were as transparent as a string of code. If only they told him what they wanted in plain words. If only the path into someone's heart was marked with waypoints and rat tails. If only they would follow you through the windy wilds, battle at your side through storm and cloud, never turning their back on you as long as you watched theirs. --- In which Izuku gets a quirk and Katsuki learns as he loses.

[melishade]

Attack on Prime Incorrect Quotes Part Whenever

Main Story

Levi and Megatron at each other’s throats

More Incorrect Quotes

When Armin is more comfortable around Megatron:

Megatron: We need to counterattack.

Armin: That’s a bad idea and I’m not helping.

Megatron: Then you’re a bad friend.

Armin, baffled: Wait, we’re friends?

Megatron: We are if you help me.

Armin: Aw….pass.

Megatron: FRAGGING!

Armin waving goodbye: Friends don’t need to be accomplices to be friends!

==

It's improvement but he's not happy about it.

==

War Timeline

Knockout: By the Allspark. You gotta be kidding me.

Dreadwing: You must be kidding me.

Hanji wiping the energon from their mouth as they stood atop of vehicon corpses. Sees them and smiles: You gotta be kidding me?! squeals in delight

Megatron: You gotta be fragging kidding me! Why in the Pits of Kaon are they still alive?!

==

Optimus in the Peaceful Timeline if people found out he's the 'Savior from Heaven'

Optimus: Every time I try to talk to someone it’s: ‘Sorry this’ and ‘Forgive me that’ and ‘I’m not worthy’-! WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?!

Helos: I’m averting my eyes, oh Savior!

Optimus: Well don’t!

===

Megatron smirking devilishly after he ripped out Reiner's titan heart: Do you wish to see what else I can do?

Hanji screaming: YES!!!!! All eyes shift to them I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Megatron deadpans at the sight.

======

Optimus goes to save Megatron and gets injured in the process

Eren: For Megatron?...Really?

Hanji: Yeah, Really?!

Levi: FUCKING REALLY?!

===

Levi: I blame Eren for this... And Buckethead

Megatron: The fuck did I do??

Levi, staring at him: I'm sure you did something

Megatron:

Megatron: N-No-

====

Peaceful Timeline with Optimus and Megatron screwing around during those 2,000 years

At a zoo

Megatron: What are they in for?

Optimus: Megatron, this isn't prison.

Megatron: So they can leave?

Optimus: No, but-

Megatron, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

=====

Hanji: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Megatron, cracks his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

====

Hanji calls Optimus: Hey, are you busy right now?

Optimus: A little bit. Why?

Hanji: Oh, no worries. Nothing important.

*5 hours later*

Optimus: You and the Survey Corps in jail?! Why did you not say anything?!

Hanji: You were busy!

==

Peaceful Timeline 2,000 Years Later

Eren: Can we stay with you tonight?

Optimus: All three of you? What happened?

Armin glaring at Mikasa: Someone was playing with an ouija board and cursed the whole apartment complex.

Mikasa: Armin wasn’t any help. He doesn’t know how to banish spirits, so he’s just throwing salt at them yelling “does this look like a hotel to you!?”

Armin: Spirits aren't real!

Mikasa: I have a video that says otherwise! I thought you were the smart one!

=====

They got Optimus drunk one time

Hanji, gesturing to Optimus: Wheeljack, look what you did! You made Optimus upset! 

Eren: Optimus, please don’t cry, we’re sorry! 

Wheeljack, feeling a little guilty: My bad, Chief.

Optimus, drunk out of his mind and crying pointing to the 104th: I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!

===

Peaceful Timeline

Megatron: No one can hurt me if I’m cold and detached and not emotionally invested in anyone.

Maria: Hi Papa!

Megatron: *sweating* Shit.

==

Megatron: Come on, how many times do I have to apologize to them?

Levi: Once.

Megatron: ...

Megatron: No.

===

Levi: This is like the longest I've slept. Wow, I feel so dizzy.

Optimus: How long have you slept?

Levi: Five minutes.

==

Megatron: roses are red.

Megatron: violets are blue.

Megatron: gods gave me all the height.

Megatron, snorting while pointing at Levi: and left nothing to you.

==

Sasha: The ocean is a soup.

Survey Corps and Autobots stare

Arcee: Do elaborate.

Sasha: What is needed for something to be a soup?

Armin: Uh... water, salt, some form of vegetation, and I personally prefer some meat in mine.

Arcee having a mid-life crisis

Wheeljack: The ocean is a soup-!

Sasha: The ocean is a soup!

=====

Peaceful Timeline

Rose: Optimus, what if there are monsters?

Optimus: Don't worry Aurora, humans are known to be at the top of the food chain.

Much later...

Rose, lying awake at night: I am the monster.

Teenage Maria: Go to bed, Rose!

===

Optimus: We have to plan, have to figure something out.

Hanji: Prime, when have any of our plans actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.

==

Armin: Are we in trouble?

Optimus: Take a guess.

Sasha: No?

Levi: Take another guess.

==

Megatron as Matthew, in prison: Well, I've been in better jails in my life.

Reiner outside his cell: That's nothing to brag about, Matthew.

==

Peaceful Timeline

Megatron: looks at Maria

Megatron: Baby girl. Baby.

Megatron: looks at Rose

Megatron: Evil.

Megatron has beef with Rose. She's a little shit to him.

==

Megatron gesturing to titan form Eren: I think we have to kill this guy, Optimus.

Optimus: Damn...

[mintytealfox]

*thought of a scene for a fic that I am going to write*

Minty...Minty...figurately speaking is it..possible for Norton to admit when his wrong but doesn't know how to voice it so he writes it instead?

And uh how would he um...react to the news that his turning into an uncontrollable dragon? while the person who tells the news to him is kind of...mocking him?(dragon can be temperpently sometimes)

Heheheheheheheheheheeee~ I do think it is possible for him to admit when he is wrong but ONLY towards people he respects and that list is well, s h o r t lol But I can absolutely see him writing an apology note especially if its for Alice 👀 for example: The Note reads: "I got you all wrong, you aren't too bad" aka 'he is sorry he threw a pickaxe at her back in the forest before. oh, and sorry for drugging her too' LOOOL

She is literally the only one in Da Capo that I can see him being remotely sorry to -wheeezzee- everyone else can go eat toothpaste 🤣🤣

👀

ooooooooooooooooooooooooo~

The idea of someone delivering the news in a horrid way like that, just pointing and finding humor in it and saying he deserves it and how its 'poetic justice' UHG GOSH that would be infuriating but I think the news would be such a blow that he can't even get mad about it 😔

There there are two directions he could go, try to set up those he cares about to ensure they are fine O R go out with a BANG with as much chaos as possible in hopes that if he leans into it then he might somehow keep some control since he is doing what 'the beast' wants but that is obviously not how that works and is a classic moment of Norton lying to himself once again ah

MAAAANNNN this idea goes soooooo hard I am diggin this ahhhh 👀 uncontrollable dragon curse stuff is so FUN AAHHH