Kamaboka squad is autistic because I am and I say so.
Zenitsu gets overstimulated by just about every sound in the universe so you bet your sweet behind he is blaring music 25/8
Tanjiro cannot be near a store that has any type of scent to save his life everywhere he goes he’s mindful to stay away from soap stores
Inosuke canonly doesn’t wear shirts properly because they feel uncomfortable so all of his fabrics are a soft texture so he doesn’t start breaking everything in his room
Genya will not eat anything new unless he has had an amazing day and he’s heard good things about said food because the texture and taste of things would make him start punching things
Look, I like sweet fluffy healthy relationships as much as anyone else, but the fun thing about Patrochilles and Enjoltaire is that they’re so fucked up, that’s literally the point
Will I still reblog pretty fanart and read the modern/reincarnation au where everyone is happy? Sure, it’s good for the soul, but they are so much fun when they’re doing the whole Symbolism Thing, it’s fucking great please continue
One of my favorite flavors of bsd fics is (secretly?) established sskk with tragic, pining losers skk. Like sskk will be like damn, so young. Remember when we were like that?
And someone (probably chuuya) will be like stfu i know every single embarrassing thing you've ever done. You dumbasses were still severing limbs and stabbing each other at the point in your relationship where dazai and i were already at the teasing banter stage.
Dazai very conveniently appears to remind everyone that his coat is out of commission due to an angry chibi with a knife and a poorly timed joke at lunch<3
some of y'all are taking the gay pirate comedy way too seriously, like those characters are not meant to be scrutinized and put into a box of 'good' or 'bad' based on your own moral sensibilities or whatever. they are ridiculous and irrational and arrogant and disturbingly violent because the whole show is messy and campy and that's what makes it funny. do y'all also watch mamma mia and start a discourse over donna's questionable life choices or the weird affair between tanya and that 20-something guy? live a little ffs