#otp; don't choke

[dylanconrique]

it's been far too long since i last had a parking garage scene.

[phoenixiancrystallist]

Day why am I still counting these because I'm not planning to stop at the end of the year? 340, as it turns out. Anyway, I did some pose iterations for Triumph and I think I found one I like. We'll see how I feel about it after inking and color and shading XD

[midastouch-zaza]

Hi I do love possession of yuri dominant her bf but what if snsd otp 9 punish there younger boyfriend for talking to others girls

Immagine pissing off 9 of the most powerful women in kpop🙈 Well, in this case maybe it's not that bad, because here everything it's so smutty lmao

(I won't talk about Yuri, because I have made a post just for her)

Taeyeon: she's the perfect example of a tiny yet powerful and dangerous woman. If you really tilt her, be ready to be pushed on the bed, couch or any place good enough to ride you. And she will go on until your mind is too busy absorbing the pleasure and adoring her to think about any other girl in the world.

Jessica: I mean, she doesn't like her bf around other woman, you know that. So why were you smiling so warmly at that waitress? Now good luck containing your moans while Sica jerk off non-stop under the table during all the dinner at that restaurant.

Sunny: ouch, she got you staring at some other woman chest. Don't worry, she's not mad about it, but it's only fair that you get a punishment: being choked between her boobs. I mean, I've seen worse punishments🤭

Tiffany: poor angel, she's so sensible and you got her all mad. She's too sad and disappointed to give you a punishment, but as bf it's your duty to seek for forgiveness from her: and the best way is to fuck her pussy and giving her so many orgasms that she forgets even why she was mad.

Hyoyeon: did you really make the main dancer mad? What a fool. Now she's grinding her phat ass all over your cock without letting you putting inside nor moving your hips.

Sooyoung: two words would be enough to describe her punishment, and those are angry sex. So be ready to receive the worst of insults and be verbally abused by her while you pound her pussy. At the end your arms and back will be full of her scratches.

Yoona: never piss off an actress, because she will make you so jealous, flirting with other actors in front of you. But hey, at least she got the result that wanted: now you're fucking her silly in the first empty room you've found.

Seohyun: you all expect something cute and nice from the maknae and you're all wrong for that. She's done with that role and her movie, Love and Leashes, is the definitive proof of that. And actually that movie is the perfect inspiration for your punishment: putting you on a leash and using you as her sexual puppy, and, oh boy, she's so good in playing with you.

[bittercape]

2023 fanfic roundup

perhaps the fact that I dreaded writing this roundup really says it all. because this year's stats:

81 fics

176,665 words

Completed projects:

Year of the OTP: 12 works, 30k

Year of Jason and Slade: 12 works, 28k

Whump-/monsterfuck-/winterhawkhoodtober: 31 works, 33k

Exchanges: I don't even know, so many

I've sorted chronologically by fandom, and listed my favourites at the start in case you're looking for a teaspoon rather than a whole bathtub.

author's favourites:

how to get ahead in Gotham

the DC/Discworld crossover someone actually asked for. I'm really happy with this one - it's one of the few fics I took my time with this year, and it's all the better for it. It's a murder mystery (sort of) with Vimes, Sybil and Vetinari in Gotham, and more than anything it's funny. or at least I think it is.

fandoms: DC/Discworld

rating: M

wordcount: 16858

ships: Sybil/Sam, Jason/Slade

it's a horrible morning in Gotham

the soulmate goose fic. I personally thing my writing is best when it's fun, and this one very much is that. it's also a little sad in places, but not more than absolutely necessary.

rating: M

wordcount: 7537

ship: Jason/Slade

the unbearable lightness of bedding

the IKEA fic. this is just comedy from beginning to end, but it was the fic where I figured out Dick's voice and I had a lot of fun with it. also outsider POV on the ship, which I always love to write (and read).

rating: T

wordcount: 2045

ship: Jason/Slade

a bird on the edge of a blade

this one is not all that funny, but I am very pleased with it. featuring my favourite trope murder as a love language. it's what Jason deserves.

rating: T

wordcount: 1261 words

ship: Tim/Jason

cornucopia

back to the comedy, or possibly porn-comedy. in which Jason gets cursed to sprout horns whenever he's horny. it's exactly as silly as it sounds.

rating: E

wordcount: 3078

ship: Jason/Slade

go wherever you go today

I was going to stop at five, but I really am very fond of this tiny little slip of a thing. A slow morning for Natasha.

rating: G

wordcount: 601

ships: none

so! over to the full list:

DC -- series

tell it slant

works: 4

complete: yes

ship: Jason/Slade

with fingers and teeth

works: 2

complete: no

ship: Jason/Slade

blackbird

works: 13

complete: yes

ship: Jason/Slade

(has a little bit of Winter Soldier, but not enough to be a crossover imo)

the kamakura job

works: 3

complete: yes

ship: Jason/Slade

windows of opportunity

works: 7

complete: no

ships: Jason/Slade, Dick/Tim

DC -- oneshots

stuck on a winning streak

rating: T

wordcount: 512

ship: Jason/Slade

paradise at my fingertips

rating: T

wordcount: 1559

ships: Jason/Slade, background Dick/Tim

under your skin (over the moon)

rating: T

wordcount: 1044

ships: Jason/Slade, background Dick/Tim

the unbearable lightness of bedding

rating: T

wordcount: 2045

ship: Jason/Slade

a bird on the edge of a blade

rating: T

wordcount: 1261 words

ship: Tim/Jason

say I'm wrong, make me right

rating: E

wordcount: 3180

ship: Jason/Slade

it's a horrible morning in Gotham

rating: M

wordcount: 7537

ship: Jason/Slade

dulce y fatal

rating: M

wordcount: 1792

ship: Jason/Slade

like the holding of hands, like the breaking of glass

rating: E

wordcount: 3357

ship: Jason/Slade

headed straight into the fire

rating: E

wordcount: 1925 words

ship: Jason/Slade

you're how I pray

rating: E

wordcount: 1396 words

ship: Jason/Slade

(choke this love) 'til the veins start to shiver

rating: E

wordcount: 2126

ship: Jason/Slade

that hunger in you

rating: T

wordcount: 1702 words

ship: Jason/Slade

eggs eggs eggs

rating: E

wordcount: 3969

ship: Jason/Slade

living and dying and the stories that are true

rating: T

wordcount: 954

ships: Tim/Dick, Jason/Slade

feel me, completer (down to my core)

rating: E

wordcount: 1546

ships: Jason/Slade

sink your claws in

rating: E

wordcount: 2160

ship: Jason/Slade

cornucopia

rating: E

wordcount: 3078

ship: Jason/Slade

just a shot away from you

rating: E

wordcount: 2649

ship: Jason/Slade

poured a drink all over my wiring

rating: T

wordcount: 910

ship: Jason/Slade

cookies & communication

rating: E

wordcount: 2218

ship: Jason/Slade

the snowball effect

rating: E

wordcount: 1428

ship: Dick/Jason

warm like a gun

rating: E

wordcount: 1690

ship: Jason/Slade

Marvel

sub rosa

rating: T

wordcount: 2542

ship: Bucky/Clint

make you feel whole

rating: G

wordcount: 574

ship: Bucky/Clint

the path, it just ain't clear

rating: T

wordcount: 4937

ship: Bucky/Clint

winterhawk bingo drabbles

rating: M

wordcount: 596

ship: Bucky/Clint

go wherever you go today

rating: G

wordcount: 601

ships: none

the Berlin exception

rating: T

wordcount: 3021

ship: Bucky/Clint

Crossovers -- series

barter economy

fandoms: Marvel/DC

rating: E

works: 2

ships: Jason/Slade, Dick/Tim, Bucky/Clint

complete: no

snow on the beach

fandoms: Marvel/DC

rating: E

works: 15

ships: Bucky/Clint/Jason

complete: no (missing a rather crucial bit of porn)

marvelbats

fandoms: Marvel/DC

rating:

works: 2

ships: Tony/Roy, Steve/Jason

complete: no

Crossovers -- oneshots

of people wrapped up tight in things that will kill them

fandoms: Marvel/DC

rating:

wordcount:

ships: Bucky/Clint/Jason, complete (strictly speaking whumptober 2022, but was completed in march 23

how to get ahead in Gotham

fandoms: DC/Discworld

rating: M

wordcount: 16858

ships: Sybil/Sam, Jason/Slade

coming night

fandoms: Marvel/DC

rating: E

wordcount: 4790

ships: Tim/Venom, Roy/Jason, Clint/Dick

coddled, not shirred

fandoms: Marvel/DC

rating: E

wordcount: 4790

ship: Eddie/Jason/Venom

Others

effanineffable

fandom: Discworld

rating: G

wordcount: 1433

ships: none

This madness has only been possible thanks to my magnificent beta and partner in crime @mightymightygnomepriest, who genuinely has the patience of a saint. Thank you so much, darling Rach. I promise I will slow down next year.

[epickiya722]

Merry Christmas (if you celebrate it)...So I just have an interesting discussions with my JJK moots (also fics writers) last night. There are 5 of us and we all have different ships (A = nanami/gojo, B = gojo/yuji, C = gojo/utahime, D = sukuna/yuuji & itadori/fushiguro also an anti gojo, and E (me) = gojo/ geto).

One of the thing that interest me is, when I asked the first three people why they include Getou in their fics. You know what they said? "We can't imagine Gojo without Getou's influence. So we made Getou as the 'memorable and unforgetable ex- lover'. Getou also fit as Gojo's 'one and only best friend'." And when I asked the fourth one, who do you ship Gojo with. They said, " I really dislike Gojo as a character so I can only see Gojo with Getou as the most reasonable ship."

Until now I was still surprised that even among non- SatoSugu shipper and anti Gojo fan, they can't deny the special bond between Gojo and Getou. And that's why they are my otp.... Sorry for this long ask, hope you don't mind....

Happy Holidays to you, Anon! I don't mind the long ask, it's all good! 😁

That does sound like you had an interesting discussion.

Now, personally for me, I do like Gojo as a character and yep, I have my ships for him. First one happen to be Gojo/Nanami, like that was my first Gojo and Nanami ship. Still like it. It's the only other Gojo ship I like. And of course, right now, I'm a fan of Gojo/Geto.

The movie did it for me because ain't no way you recognize someone from his scent of his energy and you haven't seen him in 10+ years or you're going around renaming people with a name that sounds like your "friend's" name while also wearing a clothing piece that has his last name in its name!

For me, I happen to like the characters. I like how they are on their own and if I like the dynamic they have with another character then, yeah, I'd probably ship it romantically and still vibe with it platonically.

(There are some instances I won't though. Not all dynamics strike me as "they would potentially have a romance".)

It's always funny to me when there will be people who are anti-*insert character or ship*, yet can't even deny that ship's special bond between those characters.

I see it a lot for another fandom I'm in for a really popular ship and it will just tickle me to see some anti go "this character isn't gay" but then turn around and go "but their relationship with this character is kinda not normal... but they're not gay". They act like a character has to be strictly gay to actually have romance with another character. Honey, the word "bisexual" exist. "Pansexual" exists. There are so many options for sexualities.

Or even funnier when those characters don't even show interest in the opposite sex like that and/or treat characters of that opposite the same way.

And honestly, I need some people to understand the difference between characters hating each other or just one character truly hates the other (AND IT BE EXPLICIT SOMETIMES) and having just a complicated relationship and not hate each other. Just because two characters are at odds sometimes, it doesn't always mean they hate each other. Especially, if they do things they won't do with anybody else.

Like, let's be real, whatever Gojo and Geto have cannot be compared with other relationships they have with other characters because what the hell?! Platonic or romantic, those two are soulmates!

When they separated from each other, I just... oh my gosh! It started going downhill for Geto when Gojo was assigned to more solo missions and when Geto deflected? Gojo really lost his damn mind! He really out here acting like that! He was so distraught, man made himself bleed!

"My one and only", "My soul knows otherwise..."

And in the dub, Gojo says "My heart and soul"!

Geto literally choking out his own body from beyond the grave because Gojo called out to him.

DECEMBER 24TH!!

It's like with those two... if another character told Gojo "if you can shoot that basketball into the goal, I'll give you a kiss" and then he'll purposely miss. Let Geto say it, he'll show out, shoot the basketball and get it in the basket ten times in a row.

Someone ask Geto "Well, what kind of people are you into", he'll probably go "definitely not you". Gojo ask? Heart eyes and "why are you asking? Are you into me?"

[shallowseeker]

My faves of yours this year were the car metas and how long cas was dead grief dean ones

I collected some of them and WOW, we really had a blast this year. I already forgot how much fun we had!!!!

I've seen performing!Dean talked about for ages, but for me performing!Rowena and performing!Sam (as high-falootin' high-class phonies) was particular good-tasting to me this year.

Some of the chatter around Lily Sundar episode as a "hidden Mad Men" type atmosphere with humans as the "hoes you shoudn't have emotions about" was great, and Cas a "exemplary high-performing man's man/angel's angel/results guy" was chef's kiss for me. I ate that like a barbarian.

Also, I adored the explorations about Jack's own performances too, or at least that people might entertain that his niceness and gentleness "golden child/good boy" thing is a little bit of an act to hide any darker feelings. He's brutal when it comes to protecting and has quite a temper (see: gas station worker getting choked out, all of Apocalypse Earth...)

CAR META

Dean tried to be the truck

Family cars and protecting the ones you love

Heaven is a truck, and the evolution of Cas as a truck guy

The date car that presided over the death of John...AND the death of Cas (also, PINTOS and family cars galore!)

The evolution of Cas from pimp-mobile to family truck guy

Cas + cars silly thoughts

GRIEF

The chair at the head of the table

Dean is the one crying in the soap opera and cas is the man with the bloody face

Dean's grief on speedrun / how long was cas dead anyway????

Dean looking for Cas during THEEEE PRAYER

Dean & the death of Jack

Don't make it real and permanent (And by Lucifer I mean Cas = And by Belphagor I mean Jack)

The everything he ever wanted

Sam doesn't grieve Jack and Rowena, he moves straight on the Eileen and berates Dean for moping

How Dean's rumination makes him seem guiltier

BOTH

I'm all out of love I'm SO LOST WITHOUT YOU (Don't grieve in front of me Dean it makes me feel uncomfortable and scared)

ADDITION: Here was the first uncomfortable Sam take

The grief ones also bring to mind the great convos we had this year about Sam Winchester, discomfort, and CLASS issues

Sam x Ph.D (Sam's personal OTP)

Rowena's class struggle aaaaaaaah

Rowena, unthawed

Dean x moving the lawn

Sam -> Campbells are "brawn," Winchesters are "brains"

Rowena & Crowley and the dream of upwards mobility + biting off more than they can chew

How Jack & Sam differ; Jack lacks SAMbition

Sam the pillar of the Lebanon community???? Nope

I have so much great Jack stuff but I suck at Tumblr tagging so I can't think of any to feature right now. The different between jack and Sam are great, because Sam got suckered into thinking he was special on borrowed powers. Jack's powers are his own. (Jack is an heir, Sam is a spare. Jack is like Dean in that he's heir to the family responsibilities.) Also, I did a lot of Dean-Mary-Jack posting this year that I just...honesly loved.

Some of my fave ones are from last year though (Like Jack is VARSITY) for this year...maybe Jack is THEEEE BOXER. Or TOYS TOYS TOYS. I think the Tombstone play by play was this year, too. How domains of the house emphasize different parenting styles in TFW. #spn parenting

My brain lives i all.

I'm sure there are some cool ones I missed. But.

Happy New Year and thanks for all the cool convos.

I'll try to get out and tell people which metas of theirs I liked too, but my mind magically goes blank when i try.

[calehenituse-brainrot]

okay, idea time! I was thinking of a Reader who ships BL, their favorite book had been the Birth of a Hero, Reader read it right before Kim Rok Soo did, but fate decided that Kim Rok Soo was more important in saving the world than Reader was, and...

"I hate you... So... Much..."

Cale sighed, looking at the ceiling like he was Done with all of Reader's BS. Which, he was, but survival was more important than her OTP getting together, okay?

"Choi Han and Alberu just had that homoerotic chemistry together, you know?! THE SEXUAL TENSION WAS SUPER HIGH IN THE SCENE WHERE-"

Cale knows. He KNOWS. He REMEMBERS. You've talked about it almost all the time in your previous life.

He doesn't want to hear it again.

"BUT NOW?" Instead of a tear-streaked face and more whining of your OTP not getting together, Reader grins, "Choi Han and Alberu are definitely gay for you, Love!"

Cale choked.

"What?"

Reader nods. "There are so many people who have potential to be your love interest-"

"I think we're forgetting that the genre of this book is literally hurt/no comfort and adventure... Right?"

"Darling, this is the real world now! Chances for Romance is now very flexible without an author to limit the romantic scenes based on the capacity of their imagination!"

True... But Cale's not giving up on his definitely-not found family and hurt/comfort with hints of fluff genre change, "Choi Han's relationship with Alberu was just a Prince and his trusted knight, though?"

"And now, Choi Han is your trusted knight, and the Prince has a deeper relationship with you! Heck, a whole bunch of characters seem to have a significant relationship with you! Beacrox seems closer to you lately as well, you know?"

I'm sorry, WHAT?!

Reader nods, a proud grin on your face. "My dear Cale~ Such a charmer~ I don't mind you gathering a harem as long as I get to see all the pretty ti-"

"Haaaaaaaa..." You were driving Cale nuts.

......

"Hey Cale?"

"Hmm?"

"Do you think those tentacles exist here too?"

You were driving Cale VERY. NUTS. And he feels he needs to apologize to Alberu.

.....

God forbid you see Adin.

"Oh my god, he's HOT. HE'S DEFINITELY THE TOP WHILE VALENTINO'S THE BOTTOM! MY OTHER FAVORITE SHIP STILL EXISTS, THANK GOD-"

Cale sighs. He's so tired. Raon taps his knee.

"Human, is that Adin-bastard strong? Is that why he's on top?"

Cale is more tired now.

.....

Valentino is now on Cale's side.

Reader nods in pride. "My love, your Harem grows!"

.....

Reader also had a sudden realization.

You look at Cale with sparkling eyes. "You don't have your bulging muscles anymore..."

Cale raises a brow. "Yeah? So?"

Reader places a hand on Cale's shoulder. "It means that you're breedable!"

Huh?

"YOU'RE A TWINK!"

"I AM NOT!"

"A BOTTOM!"

"I CAN STILL DOMINATE! AND YOU KNOW THAT VERY WELL!"

A gleeful squeal from Reader. "A POWER BOTTOM!"

THE WAY I WOULD BOTHER HIM ENDLESSLY ??? SCREAMING

hopefully he'd show me how he is able to dominate HUEHUEHUE

[bohemian-nights]

one of the things that frustrated me the most about Hotd S1 is how dumbnyra is passed off as "soulmates/one true love" while messing with their other relationships, which I don't know if it's intentional, but it seems to repeat the pattern, and I think that was...lazy. criston and mysaria are the people they have sex with on screen, but "end" in bitter terms (coincidence that criston is a POC and Mysaria played by an asian woman? Hmm) harwin and laena are they long-time lover/wife they flirt in episode 5 and they are together for exactly 10 years (judging by the age of the children, conception probably synchronized🥴) and as if that weren't enough, they both die by fire. the only break in this pattern would be Netty, but now I'm afraid they'll ruin that in dumbnyra's favor by giving netty's agency to rhaenyra and daemon's as well, since he's looking more like Rhaenyra's watchdog than the rogue prince that we know, seriously, his peak in the first season was the fight on stepstones

The show is racist(yeah the way they approached Mysaria and Criston was messed up especially in Mysaria’s case since they took away elements of her story and made her speak in that atrocious accent, but it’s not my culture so I’m not really going to speak on it) and especially anti-Black as hell(which I will speak on especially since they seem to have a problem specifically with Black women; see how they screwed over Laena at every turn by turning her into an unloved unwanted woman the moment they race bent her, and the fandom literally celebrated it because they are anti-Black too), but they passed off Dumbnyra as soulmates?🥴

I have a hard time believing this when Daemon literally choked Rhaenyra out in the finale(which isn’t book canon which means they chose to write this and put it in there when they didn’t have to). Mind you this happened after she just gave birth to lizard and she just lost her father. He also keeps abandoning her every five seconds, and though they screwed over his relationship with Laena they actually wound up cutting down Dumbnyra’s time together(and he was shown to be softer with Laena ironically; yes the bar is in hell, but its something 🤷🏽‍♀️).

Plus older!Rhaenyra and Daemon have exactly 0 chemistry which does matter since a major component of romance is yah know chemistry (which is another reason why their fans are always whining, over-compensating, backtracking after they said Rhaenyra would change Daemon so now they say that they love toxicity, and obsessing over Laena and Nettles even though they are “irrelevant and meant nothing” to Daemon🙃).

If that’s them turning Dumbnyra into soulmates I’d like to see what they would do to show that Daemon doesn’t give a rats a** about Rhaenyra🤣 What have him return from the Battle Above the Gods Eye and un-alive her himself🤣(lol Dumbnyra stans would still find someway to turn it into a win).

With Nettles I’ll remain cautiously optimistic cause if they screw her over it is misogynoir and the second Black love interest they screwed over due to their own biases(and the show would need to be called out and threatened with a boycott for that), but it won’t be because of them making Dumbnyra into soulmates.*

*At least this isn’t the way I’d write soulmates(hell one of my other OTPs, Olitz, had major problems, but even at their most toxic, Fitz never choked out Olivia. Shonda knew not to do that). So if this is the writer's attempt at doing that then they truly are certifiably insane in addition to being racist c*nts.

[kingwuko]

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for the oc thing

i know its a lot i liked all the questions

AAAAHHH you wanted all of them here you go!!!

30. Your OTP gets to pick out each other's outfits; what is each wearing?

Y'all know Wu is getting Mako some pricey luxurious suit. Custom tailored. The works. Idk anything about fashion so I have no clue what it would actually look like but just. Super nice ya know. I think Mako would like Wu in something more casual and comfortable. I go back and forth on Mako's fashion sense, he's definitely got the cool guy casual look down in books 1 and 3 but that fucking crop top coat in season 2 lmao. I think he'd pick something straightforward and simple and functional for Wu and maybe it will have something fashionably questionable about it lol

34. Who's more likely to tell a dirty joke or story to make the other blush?

Wu. I know I hc Mako as being chill with his sexuality but Wu would just say something SO outlandish, I feel like, it might get Mako flustered, choke on a drink, etc

60. Who pulls the other closer when they’re sleeping?

Oh Mako definitely. He grew up sleeping on the streets with his brother he is attuned sleeping with another body, it's definitely an unconscious thing to make sure Wu is still there and safe.

56. What do they do turn the other on/put them in the mood?

I love my hc that Wu massages Mako's arm and I think it Does Things to Mako because he's not used to being doted on. And this might seem silly but I think Mako is showoff-y with his muscles for Wu. a little flexing and a wink is probably all it takes to get Wu going.

38. Who is more sexually experimental? Who's more vanilla?

This based COMPLETELY on the backstories I've crafted for them in Secret. so take it with a grain of salt. Mako is up for anything. Wu is more hesitant. I have reasons for this but the tldr is Mako grew up without shame regarding sex and Wu grew up with A LOT of shame. So it's not that he's vanilla exactly it's just hesitancy.

25. Do they have any hobbies they share?

Sure, they both like to read! They don't like to read the same things, but they'll be that old married couple sitting up with their reading glasses reading silently in bed before they go to sleep.

21. Who would get into a fight to defend the other's honor? Who tends to the other's wounds?

OK I know we're thinking 'Mako's the fighter here, he's the one who would get in a fight, right?' WRONG Mako will fight to defend Wu from physical danger but if we are talking defending the other's honor it's Wu. If someone insults Mako, Wu is ready to throw smoothies hands. And Wu doesn't know anything about first aid. He'd fuss over Mako if he's injured but he couldn't actually tend to his wounds. Mako knows all that first aid stuff he would take care of any injury Wu sustained.

Who would end a heated argument by defending their actions with ‘because I love you!’ ?

I think it's Wu that's basically canon anyway 'mako you know I love you' was right before a disagreement. I'm sure he'd end with an I love you if it was relevant too

[nightswithkookmin]

I might be generalizing but a difference between Jikookers and Taekookers is many of the latter can't really look beyond their OTP.

I was recently asked how I would react as a Jikook supporter if Tk turned out to be "real".

I said I would support them. The Tker was taken aback. But why be so shocked?

I don't think Tk is a thing but... but if I am wrong and they hypothetically come out as a couple, as a fully -functional adult, LGBTQ rights supporter and ARMY I would support. Anything else is unimaginable.

In fact I would support if they come out with any partner unless ofc they are underage or something

Any fan theories or conjectures about dynamics are not important than the boys happiness.

You are better than me I would have thrown rocks at OP🙂

If Tae koo- quick punch to their throat now their gagging and choking on their own blood

I can't even assume hypothetically that that ever be the case because that would require a level of madness I can't bring myself master.

I'm sorry I don't have it in me.

That wouldn't make me delulu. No no no no. FULL BLOWN INSANE IS WHAT I WOULD BE TO THINK LIKE THAT. CRAZY. NUTS. CROSS EYED OUT OF MIND INSANE.

Several problems with that hypothetical situation-

1. To support that I would have to reconcile all the nasty things Jikook have done with eachother out here onto my sanity and then proceed to gaslight myself into believing it was all nothing.

2. Then thinking it was all nothing, I now have to glare at Tuktuk with this wild and uncomfortable secret at the back of my mind knowing very well every time Tae is away Jungkook would be up in them rooms clapping JM's cheeks

Naa I really would have to hate Tae to support that for him. I would.

He deserves better than his alleged boyfriend and soulmate frolicking around in the sheets behind his back. Jikook would be a true primetime villian if that was the case.

3. To support his alleged romantic relationship with Jungkook, I would have to constantly drag Jimin and rant and cuss him out whenever he does something fishy with Jungkook cos he ain't about to disrespect his best friend's relationship on my watch...

But it would be a cold day in hell before I do that 🙂

4. I don't subscribe to this whole menage a trios kumbaya polygamy relationship people think is going on with them.

If Tuktuk were real jikook wouldn't do the things they've done in front of Tae. It would have been disrespectful and morally indefensible on both parts. Especially for Jungkook to sneak into Jimins room at dawn when he is bored. Yall don't think that is problematic if Tuktuk is real?

I know tuktukkers don't have no respect for Jimin and Jungkook but have some respect for Tae💀

A modicum of respect. A pinch. A dot. A grain of respect and I promise you they wouldn't be saying shit like these.

When he tells yall to get out of your imagination this is what he means.

Every single moment we celebrate of Jikook blows a hole into that ship it sinks right down to the bed floors of the sea.

And by support what do they mean? Celebrate them?

Absolutely, we all gon celebrate them send them the generic congrats message on Twitter and twerk a little bit out here cos GAY. But support????????

Support in this economy? As a PJM/ THV/JKK stan????????????

They don't lost their minds.

Listen, I can't even bring myself to support Tae Jennie what about me makes them think I would be able to support Tae and Jungkook BE REAL😫

I would like to see Vmin kiss one day, bring all that tension into a climax but I would not be on the front lines carrying their plaques if they decide to come out to say they are a couple too.

Why? IS JUNGKOOK A JOKE TO YALL??

After everything Jk has done for Jimin it would be wicked on my part as a JKK to throw my weight behind VMIN if ever they decide to date eachother too. Just plain wicked.

My love for JK wouldn't allow me to do that. My love for JM wouldn't allow me to and my love for Tae wouldn't allow me at all. I would feel so miserable, my conscience would bother me to death.

It's that simple.

Tae deserves better. Jk deserves better. Jimin deserves better. And let's have some respect for them damn.

When you break it all down and ask yourself in what ways you are going to support their alleged romance, that's when this whole shit starts to Crack.

But of course I see what you mean and I understand where you are coming from. Love is love and if you made a mistake in assuming Jikook were the couple when they weren't then the right thing to do would be to fix it and support those who truly deserve to be supported 💜

[princesssarisa]

Sandy from Grease for the character ask

It's been many years since I last saw Grease and I'm not sure how well I remember it, but here goes.

Favorite thing about them: She's a likable every-girl, who navigates the difficulties of teenage romance and friendships in a relatable way. She sings great music too.

Least favorite thing about them: Well, her ending is rightfully controversial, both for the fact that she goes back to Danny after he repeatedly treated her shabbily, and for her transformation into a greaser chick. I don't think it's an inherently bad ending (see "Unpopular opinion" below), but it's not unproblematic either.

Three things I have in common with them:

*I was innocent and never a "cool kid" in school.

*I usually seem sweet, but I can have an edge too.

*I was nervous when I got my ears pierced. (Fortunately, I had it done professionally, not by a teenage friend, and I didn't throw up.)

Three things I don't have in common with them:

*I wasn't born yet in the 1950s.

*I've never had a relationship with a "bad boy."

*I've never worn a skin-tight black outfit in public.

Favorite line: Probably the lyrics to her final love duet with Danny, either "All Choked Up" from the stage version or the more iconic "You're the One That I Want" from the movie.

brOTP: All the Pink Ladies by the end, but especially Frenchy.

OTP: Danny.

nOTP: Any adult.

Random headcanon: Her verses in "Summer Nights" stretch the truth, just like Danny's do. While her version of how they met is the real one, as opposed to Danny's contrived story of saving her from drowning, their romance at the beach was less chaste and innocent than she paints it. He was sweeter and she was naughtier than either one lets themself be in their everyday life.

Unpopular opinion: Her transformation in the end isn't inherently anti-feminist – it can be viewed as just the opposite – or a case of succumbing to peer pressure. I've read a few analyses online that make a convincing defense for it. The key is to remember how conservative, conformist, and stifling 1950s culture was. Sandy's good-girl persona is exactly how girls were "supposed" to be according to that culture. She might be a misfit among Danny and Rizzo's gangs, but she's the one who fits into society in general. Arguably, she isn't just being herself, but following the rules she's been taught by her parents and society, and in the end she realizes she's not happy this way. Meanwhile, Danny and his friends might be the school's "cool kids" one one level, but at the same time, they're the "bad kids" – from the wrong side of the tracks, almost all Italian or Polish (ethnic groups that weren't fully privileged as "white" back in the '50s), and in short, the ones who don't fit in. By loosening up and embracing her inner bad girl, Sandy arguably isn't denying her true self to fit in with the cool kids and get her man, but finally discovering her true self, rejecting conformity, and coming into her own power. Now, maybe it's not well-written enough for this to come across. And I'm not saying it's unproblematic. The show was written by men, and there is an element of male fantasy in it as Sandy becomes Danny's sexy dream girl. Still, just listen to the lyrics of both "All Choked Up" (Sandy and Danny's original final duet) and "You're the One That I Want" (which replaced it in the movie and later stage revivals), and try to deny that they empower Sandy! She makes it clear that even though she's joining Danny's world, she's not going to put up with any more disrespect. "You better shape up" she tells him in "You're the One That I Want," and he echoes it with "I better shape up"; and in "All Choked Up" she literally makes him beg her to take him back, and still insists that he "take it slow" and not expect her to sleep with him right away. So she doesn't abandon her morals either.

Song I associate with them:

There are quite a few of these, some exclusive to the stage version, others sung in the movie.

"Summer Nights"

"Hopelessly Devoted to You"

"It's Raining on Prom Night"

"All Choked Up"

"You're the One That I Want"

Favorite picture of them:

Olivia Newton-John in the movie.

This rare picture of Carole Demas in the original Broadway production, 1972.

A 20-year-old, pre-stardom Sutton Foster in the 1995 US tour:

Laura Osnes in the 2009 Broadway revival:

Julianne Hough in 2016's Grease Live!:

[earthgrudgefear]

hidan!!! for the ask game

YES right to it

obviously this is going to be a long post

you've been warned !

favorite thing about them: oh man. i think he's a really unique character. he's only like 2% justified in his anger and he makes it everyone else's problem. he's never depicted as anything BUT evil. the shinobi world is insane right? toddlers are raised as soldiers the second they can hold a knife. and so was he, no different from the rest of them. and the series Doesn't like to push that blame onto people, really early on you hear about all the awful things zabuza did and at the end of their battle he still dies as a respectable shinobi. BUT from start to end with hidan he is ONLY bad. he's doing this for FUN he's not doing it for a mission, he's not doing it because he needs to do it to survive like it was NEVER in question that this guy is JUST EVIL. but you CAN find these human sides to him. he has a Real bond with kakuzu, like they Actually are concerned for each other. in Akatsuki Hiden he meets a kid and he forms a bond with That Kid to the point of giving him funeral rites (burial rites?) when he dies. not as a sacrifice but as someone he cared about. when his village turned on him and he felt REAL betrayal. if he didn't care about them to some extent, he wouldn't still be mad about it. it's just FASCINATING.

least favorite thing about them: i don't even think there's anything i don't like about him. he's so fucking annoying and if i had to deal with him i'd try to kill him too BUT because i don't have to deal with him he's my best friend i like him SO much

favorite line: to be so transparent i like when he's picking on kakuzu for keeping the headband for him.

AND if i can use the book - i like this, it's less about the line itself but more about the repetition of it. like this is how they start every fight and i just think that's delightful

brOTP: y'all already know it's kisame. my defense for this has absolutely no basis in their interactions because honestly? kisame doesn't care for him too much. HOWEVER kisame is the easiest akatsuki member to get along with and hidan is basically impossible to get along with. i think it's a good match.

OTP: kakuhida, motherfuckers. they're everything to me. they were on screen for all of three seconds and i already knew that was it. i haven't been normal about them since. and they're canon as far as i'm concerned. stated or not they were Something.

nOTP: k*nan (sorry for censoring you name queen i don't want it to be searchable) i have such a Visceral reaction to them together i Cannot stand it. their characterization is so BUTCHERED for that ship that they become Unrecognizable. and i don't fucking get it like ??? yes they're both hot PICK ANYONE ELSE. also shipping him with any of the kids. like. that's not cute. he's young but he's not that young also holy shit they don't deserve that anyway

random headcanon: i probably mentioned this somewhere before and it's so easy but i think his favorite color's pink. like red sure because i mean look at him but also. Pink. i like pink for him.

unpopular opinion: i've touched on this before i don't think jashinism is real. i think he made it up and i think maybe he's convinced himself it's real. but i don't think there is a single other person who's ever heard of or tried to join the religion before. there's the kid i mentioned from the book but he learned straight from hidan, and then goddamned ryuki from boruto who i swear to God the writers wanted him to literally be hidan but they weren't allowed. neither of which really compel me to believe it. it just doesn't make tons of sense

song i associate with them: ouuh choke on one another death spells. that's been a big one recently

favorite picture of them:

favorite's a big word but i had this one saved to my phone which is probably good enough

OKAY 10000 points if you made it to the end you win idk what you win but you win

[seth-burroughs]

yakou for the ask meme? (i also hate what the fandom has done to him so i trust your rc opinions. keep up the good work)

Thank you anon I'll do my best🙏

Yakou:

favorite thing about them

How he's a fucking loser but pulled off the most elaborate murder plan just to get revenge for his Dead Wife and stabbed Dr. Huesca not once but like three times and was fine with dying afterwards if it meant that bitch is gonna die too. And now he's stuck with him in the restricted area for an indefinite period. Oh well

Not my actual favourite thing about him (because I cannot choose man) but I really wanted to point it out because I don't see enough people talk about the sheer BLOODLUST that guy had in chapter 4 like holy shit good for him I think he should be allowed to kill murder & destroy whoever he wants

least favorite thing about them

Nothing comes to mind, I'd say he got underutilized but that's the case with most of the characters here tbh (mdarc feels kinda rushed 😔😔) and Yakou is not THAT bad compared to the peacekeepers it's like. It's fine!

favorite line

Can't really pick, probably the chat Yuma had with him in the prologue, but there are a lot

brOTP

Him and the NDA, but especially Yuma his best pal buddy bro ziomek morda mordeczka Yuma who never remembers to get the fucking groceries.

OTP

none tbh

nOTP

Uhhhhhhhh yakou/seth, yakou/yomi. honestly i'm not big on any Yakou ships can't imagine him in a healthy romantic relationship (viviakou toxic sludge is fine though)

random headcanon

Makes the best fucking spaghetti sauce you ever ate in your entire life. But he puts like an entire garlic in it and you can choke to death on the smell. Also he's a trans man. Usually I don't really hc male characters as trans men etc (rather I go the other way, like a canonically female character being a trans man, non-binary et cetera) but both he and Vivia fit the vibes so! Let's goooooo.

unpopular opinion

I HATE HATE HATE the common fandom hc of Yakou being a father figure to Yuma or the whole NDA or to any character. The vibes aren't aligning on that one, he's their extremely tired boss/acquaintance/pal/best pal that lets them do terrible things to his budget if they torment him hard enough. And also because I constantly see Yuma getting treated like a 12 year old, no guys he doesn't need an adult male role model and father figure, he needs his 6ft tall 1000+ years old death god gf back from the book and to explore his much more attractive rich and successfull perfect homunculus clone's body that'll fix him I believe.

Also: I'm all for NDA found family (even if we didn't get much of them from the actual game...) but please stop making them like. a nuclear mom dad and their beautiful two children family it doesn't have to conform to any rigid roles pleaseee sometimes you're found family and fuck each other it's FINE jeuss. I was about to say something but I'm having a real one right now qhat what I forgot what I typed I suggest you forget too.

Anyway him and Yuma play minecraft together they pull of the most complicated redstone mechanisms and once every few days his house gets burned down by Desuhiko who logs into Yuma's computer while he isn't looking. He always leaves behind a very visible trail of cheeto dust on the keyboard however Yuma would never snitch on the boy that makes him warrior cats pride pfps free of charge so he just tells Yakou it's a hacker

song i associate with them

Generic old songs on the radio. I don't have any

favorite picture of them

h-HELLO???

[wooedbywonu]

He, Who Holds My Heart

"Didn't I tell you to just date the man?"

You looked over to the man across from where you sat, who is seemingly frustrated about your so "non-existent-lovelife". You reached over his fries and chuckled in return. "You focus too much on my affairs, why not focus on yours? —oh right. I remember. So what happened with your fling? Have you given her the D ?"

Jihoon, the one beside him, laughed at your reply. He then received a deadly glare but he remained unfazed. Nice try, it wasn't threatening at all.

"Y/N this isn't about me. Don't try to bring my flings in this conversation" the boy spoke, frustration evident in his face. You can't help but laugh at your friend who is clearly trying his hardest to be your cupid.

"Hoshi, I told you a hundred times already, stop setting me up with him." You sipped your juice and took some of your friend's french fries. He huffed and slapped your hands due to your actions "That's my food, go order yours" he argued to which, in return, you took another piece of his food. The child-like banter started but was easily cut off by Jihoon who isn't a fan of being a witness to an argument of two adults in there 20s acting like toddlers.

The next few minutes went by with only the munching of food being the sound to hear from your booth. The earlier conversation being somewhat forgotten until Hoshi heaved a sigh.

"What is so bad about dating Wonwoo?" you looked up and was met by two curious eyes — now four because of Jihoon who seemed curious as well. You swallowed the hamburger you were eating before wiping your mouth with the table napkin.

"Well... It's not that there's something bad about dating him or there's something wrong with him... Wonwoo is a great guy. It's just that..."

The man in front looked at you as if his eyes were speaking, begging you to continue what it is you're trying to say. "It's just that?"

"Stop setting me up with him" your reply crashed the little hope your friend has. "I don't know what to do with you anymore. I give up." he said, disappointment clearly written in his face. You could only smile apologetically.

"Hosh, I'm actually seeing someone." You truthfully said, causing the two of your friends to almost spit their drinks out.

"Well that would finally, finally, stop this whole stupid ass cupid agenda of yours, Kwon" Jihoon stated. "At last, Wonwoo could breathe and won't be choking somewhere just because Kwon Cupid keep on bringing him up" you chuckled and lightly tapped your friend's arm. Hoshi ignored him and focused his attention on you.

"Since when did you and your boyfriend dated? Why didn't I know about this stuff? Am I not your friend?"with his series of questions and a pout, you could only try your best not to pinch his cheeks.

"Aw. Are you really being sulky right now?" you cooed. "We just recently made it official. I couldn't share the news with you two, I mean three if Woo is included. PLUS it was after finals, I'm sure you would love to catch up on sleep rather than my lovelife" Jihoon nodded, agreeing with your reason. On the other hand, Hoshi still looked disappointed, you're not sure whether it's because you didn't tell him right away of your relationship status or because his match making thingy failed.

"Speaking of Wonwoo, it's getting late, where is he?"

Jihoon shrugged. "We all know him, he's probably on his way here after catching up on his game and not realizing what time is it OR he could be napping"

You called over Hoshi who is still pouting, clearly unhappy with the situation. "C'mere" when he didn't budged, you sat up and went over to his side, giving him a hug. "Stop being pouty, Hosh"

"Sorry, it's just that I'm disappointed." He then gave you a side eye "You ruined my OTP" his words received boisterous laughter from you and Jihoon, making him more upset.

"Maybe in a parallel universe, your match making skill is over the top" you patted his head and gave him a tighter hug.

"Y/N, you two could have make a great couple. Wonwoo is a good match for you"

"I heard my name?"

"Wonwoo!" Hoshi greeted. You released yourself from the hug and made your greetings as well. You went back to your seat, gathering some of your things to give space to the man who just came in.

"Hey, you didn't choke somewhere back, did you?" Jihoon asked, a smirk plastered on his face.

Wonwoo shook his head, confused. He didn't bother asking why and just settled himself beside you.

"Sorry I was late" he spoke as he reached out for your hand. You squeezed his and replied that it was okay, and that you weren't waiting for him for too long anyway. His eyes bore into you for too long, and as if on cue you got the message and sent your lips towards his cheek, earning a sweet smile from him.

The small interaction did not go unnoticed by your friends who were in awe with the scene that took place right in front of their salads (and burgers with fries) literally.

"You fucking liar" Hoshi spoke slowly as he recovered from what he had seen. "You told me to stop setting him up with you... And then.. fuck. I can't believe YOU" he dramatically said, looking over beside him, "Jihoon! Say something! We've been fooled!"

"Nah" was all he could say. "Congratulations to you, Y/N and Wonwoo. I am happy for you" you replied with thanks and looked at your hand that's intertwined with Wonwoo's.

On the other hand, Hoshi wasn't done, and will never be done with you unless you spill all the tea he wanted. Jihoon sensed this and smack the poor boy in the arm. "Let the couple breathe. Don't put your nose too much into their business" was he said.

It looked like he wanted to protest so you did what you think was the best thing to do to shut him up "I technically said to stop setting me up with him because we're already dating. No point in matchmaking if he's already mine, right?" your choice of words sent blood to the face of the man beside you.

Hoshi sighed in defeat. "I just want to know some details. Do you mind telling me how it all happened?" your friend cutely asked. You were about open your mouth to start the story telling but was cut off by Wonwoo who seemingly wanted to cherish your love story all by himself.

"We'll tell you some other time. For now, it'll just be for the two of us. Right, love?" he looked at you as if wanting you to confirm what he just said.

"Right" you agreed with a nod. You looked at the man beside you, happy to know that he's not just holding your hand, but your heart as well. You bring your free hand over to brush his hair. Each stroke of your hand sending him back to slumber, which he had too much. "How was your nap?" "I think i already had too much — but I don't mind sleeping some more if that meant I'd have it with you beside me" he murmured.

You giggled in response before becoming lost in your own world, not realizing that one of your friends dragged the other out of the restaurant to give you privacy.

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Hi! This is yet to be proof read and is written in the spur of the moment. I'm kinda new to these stuffs so I'm sorry if this won't pass your likings... I guess? But I'm glad to share my writings with you. Feel free to like, reblog or leave comments behind to let me know how or in what way I could improve. Thank you so much! Looking forward to nice interactions with you guys! ^^

[winepresswrath]

is there a better feeling than reading a fic and watching the author slowly convert to your OTP. yes. Contemplate them. Choke on their perfection. Write the au fic where they end up together and then throw your hands in the air and make the main fic end in a threesome. you don't know me but we're friends in my heart.

[gointothevvater]

I'd love to hear about Cheelie for #12 of the Soft OTP prompts!

Nathan voice: You got it! 🖤

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"And you're sure this is a good idea?"

"Don't worry, love." There was laughter in St. Cecilia's voice as she led Charles into the club. "I won't let anyone near you."

Charles's laughter was softer. He didn't need her to protect him, though he appreciated the thought. Just her presence was enough.

There was music, of course, something low and electronic and pulsing, and the air smelled of alcohol and cigarette smoke and sweat and leather. It was overwhelming, and Charles tried not to breathe it in too deeply lest it choke him. There were more people than he would've liked, too, but if St. Cecilia could behave at industry parties for him, he could be here for her. She'd promised to make it worth his while, anyway. He asked, his voice almost lost beneath the music, "You come here often, Miss Jameson?"

"Before you, yeah." It wasn't hard to imagine. With her dark jeans and leather jacket and heart-shaped pasties in place of a shirt, St. Cecilia looked like she belonged here. He'd never seen her blend in before; She usually stood out. He wound an arm around her waist, pulling her close as they stepped farther inside, through the dancing lights and the smoke, towards the bar.

There was a big man in a leather harness behind said bar, and he grinned and asked, "Your usual, Miss Offdensen?"

Though St. Cecilia tried to cover it with a hasty, "Yes, please!," Charles was soon smiling, too.

"Miss Offdensen?" he echoed, something like pride and possession bubbling up in his chest. "I thought you didn't plan to change your name?"

"Well, why not?" she shot back, though the indignation was clearly a farce. She tucked a lock of hair behind her ear, her golden eyes on anything that wasn't him. "Maybe I like the sound of it."

Charles didn't fail to notice how, even in the smoke and the dazzling lights of the club, her blush was obvious.